sargetblu
Self Made American Man
78 posts
he/him rocket launcher enthusiest
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sargetblu · 8 months ago
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Ey lad, yer doin great! Keep up good work! -not demo
Thank you kind stranger!
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sargetblu · 8 months ago
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Think about it, soldier. This change of scenery might be necessary to glean intelligence from the commies... classic strategy! Besides, it's not so bad, as long as you.. um.. don't look at any of the walls. This could be patriotic after all!
You're right! I'll form the perfect sneak attack and I will bathe in communist blood!
Good thinking son!
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sargetblu · 8 months ago
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Oh. He got eagle wings and is now going feral
Of course he is! That is not proper conduct!
The commie bastard doesn't know how to act on the battlefield!
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sargetblu · 8 months ago
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G o o d
No cannibalistic hippie can attack my team!
And-
Why is the Enemy Soldier screeching?
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sargetblu · 8 months ago
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M! ANON HAS ARRIVED!
ALL YOUR AMERICAN DECORATIONS HAVE NOW TURNED INTO RUSSIAN DECOR!
YOUR TRUSTY SHOVEL HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY AND IN IT'S PLACE THERE IS A SOVIET HAMMER AND A COMMUNIST SICKLE MOCKING YOU!
Your patriotic memorabilia shall be returned after approximately 10 asks and the Russian air will be cleared out from your room as well, In due time. :) oh and I can't forget the eagle that is now absent from your base
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
C'MERE YOU COMMIE BASTARD! GIVE ME MY SHOVEL BACK!
THE FLAGS TOO!
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sargetblu · 8 months ago
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Soldier, You how are?
I'm doing well son!
Why do you ask?
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sargetblu · 8 months ago
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THE PAINIS PERSON EATS PEOPLE. S C R A M!!
He eats people?
HE WON'T BE EATING MY SOLDIERS!
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sargetblu · 8 months ago
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SOLDIER-
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE ME BUT THERE IS A RED SOLDIER COMING AFTER YOU THAT'S EVEN CRAZIER THAN THE RED SOLDIER!
@the-painis-cupcake
Crazier than that communist hippie?!
I'll believe it when I see it!
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sargetblu · 9 months ago
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It's an eternity in there
Why does that sound familiar!?
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sargetblu · 9 months ago
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  ∧,,∧
  (,,・∀・) Meow
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Is this another pet?
Why is there a cat in my mug?
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sargetblu · 9 months ago
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What do you appreciate of one of the members of the enemy team?
I think the enemy Demo’s improvement in the field is worth pointing out!
He is shaping up to be a worthy opponent!
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sargetblu · 9 months ago
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It is actually very funny mod
Cacklinat the PFP + banner situation :)
Thank you
It was a total accident but it’s funny
A happy accident
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sargetblu · 9 months ago
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Ya have a name, mr..?
Soldier.
To you I am Soldier.
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sargetblu · 9 months ago
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How many asks we on, modster?
I forgot to count-
We’re on 3/10
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sargetblu · 9 months ago
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Mod, the way BLU's PFP is hiding the banner scares me /nsrs
Yeah I didn’t think that one through
They look like they’re kissing ngl
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sargetblu · 9 months ago
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Y O U
M E ?
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sargetblu · 9 months ago
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... Have soup wit h carckr
Thank you Private!
I am eating baked beans!
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