#my nuts

[seeber563]

[musicallyseducingallthehotties]

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[whispers-and-moans]

[irving-the-pirate-wizard]

You have formulated it as a most potent spell.

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POTENT AS DEEZ NUTS!!!!

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[idontmindifuforgetme]

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

[arkangelo-7]

Love the idea of the Batfamily showing a serious, united front whenever they’re working with the Justice League (i.e., obeying Bruce’s orders without question or defaulting to Dick’s authority, following Bruce’s comm protocol, upholding expected field etiquette, coordinating with one another with terrifying efficiency, and generally just not fucking around), but then the minute they get back to the Cave they immediately start to throw hands over who gets to use the PS5.

[canonkiller]

but you can't keep holding on like this.

[warmfuzzyanimal]

alright tumblr, here's your homegrown cowgirl C:{

what do you think of her?

[ao3-anonymous]

The average follower boops you 5.5 times factoid is actually just statistical error. The average follower boops you 1 time. Boopers Georg, who went insane and booped you 100+ times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[seeber563]

[soup-mother]

"Tumblr is the gay communist website" tumblr is the transmisogyny and racism from people who think fanfic is political theory website

[bigfatbreak]

they both got bonked for being silly.

[kpceramics]

For when you need to drink like a Minoan

All three will be available in the upcoming shop update

[sickfreaksirkay]

yes im still thinking about gawain’s stupid names

[bloggingboutburgers]

Flashback to that one moment where it felt like I'd found an aroace cheatcode on life somehow