#my man my husband my boyfriend my wife

[niymue]

[spirk-trek]

S1E2: The Man Trap ⋆.˚ ✧ · ˚⊹ ·

[escargoonie-goo]

Yeah man

[thatgentlewife]

[lesbianwyllravengard]

I hateeee gender so much I hate feeling dysphoria over the absolute dumbest shit but not over things that are expected

[wildsaltair]

today my boss came in to help me with something and saw my Maximus computer lockscreen. I then had to download an app on my phone for the project in front of her, and she saw my phone lockscreen. also Maximus. had to pause the Gladiator soundtrack that had been playing in my headphones. my Maximus poster was on the wall beside me. I don't know if she noticed or if she was just too polite to mention that I may have a problem

[everybodyloveshippos]

well i think he would be in love with her/him/them anyways

[murrayseinfeld]

i love jerry seinfeld from seinfeld my baby my honey my everything my schmoopie

[karusieq]

Wife merch!! I love my wife, my male wife

[fucktheroyals]

I just want a dreamling fic of Hob getting Dream to do terribly human and mundane things. Sometimes Hob's just inviting Dream to do something he was already going to do. Sometimes Hob realizes Dream hasn't done something boring human thing and wants Dream to do it so bad. Sometimes Hob doesn't know whether Dream has done a boring human thing before but he just wants to see Dream doing it. It'd be so cute if whenever Hob doesn't have access to something, upon becoming better and better at navigating the dreaming, he just dreams up the situation there.

—OKAY WAIT THIS LITERALLY JUST FLEW INTO MY HEAD!!! Okay, you know how wives sometimes go with their husband's to golf courses and they literally just sit in the cart. CAN YOU IMAGINE— Dream's with Hob at Hob's place of work and Hob's coworkers/work friends invite Hob to play golf with them and Hob agrees for whatever reason and then Hob's work friends invite Dream along too and Hob didn't even think about it but now he NEEDS Dream to go and Dream reluctantly agrees. In true wifey fashion Dream shows up in full golf attire like he's going to play but just sits in the cart the entire time. I think it could be hilarious.

[star-mum]

Okay OP nation I have some (maybe controversial) statements about the Straw Hats and I need y’all to listEN FIRST OKAY- HEAR ME OUT

Boyfriend: Zoro and Franky

Husband: Usopp and Sanji

Girlfriend: Nami

Wife: Robin

Luffy: Aroace king

[iateyourburrito]

[notsogracefullyput]

Ok I was spoiled for the cheating ahead of time but I didn’t hate that as much as I thought I would, but also I already knew it was coming so idk.

[lunarpanda]

I’ve always wanted to try those lottery things they have in Japan in shopping districts. You know, the one where you turn a wheel and a ball pops out and depending on the color you get a prize right?

OK maybe Mika is helping out Ichi with grocery shopping for the house, they both have enough points or whatever for one try each (I think it works like that.) and she asks him if he’s lucky and he goes through his entire “No I’m really bad luck” and stuff and when he spins he gets a non winning ball. 

So now it’s Mika’s turn and he asks her the same question. She says.

“I’d like to think so~ I mean, I must be lucky to have you as my husband~”

Ichimatsu exploded that day rip...

She won 4th prize I’d think. Whatever that could be.

[littledreamling]

(wearing an enormous black coat but my hair is sticking out so you definitely can tell it’s me)

assumption: you are legally married in the dreaming

Hmmmm…. I wonder who this could be 🤔

Anyway, yes, I am married to my lovely wife @virgo-dream whom I love very much 🥰 We have…. *checks server* 35 children and three robot ravens and we couldn’t be happier together. She scrunches her nose when I text her and I scrunch my nose because I mirror people and our co-star apps ship it. Our entire discord server calls us mom and dad (which is the biggest gender euphoria I’ve ever felt) and she has made my life so much better in such a short amount of time, I can’t wait to see where life leads us 💖

To you, my dear, my most beloved ����

[threadmonster]

Today I told my coworker that if I was somebody's wife, I would still say "I'm nobody's wife, this is my person." And I would say that in front of that person.