#my little cousins are exhausting

[flodaya]

omg him matching the sweater to his shoe laces 🫠 fashion king

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Need more "humans as space orcs" in Amphibia content because. Imagine you are, say, General Yunan, scourge of the sand wars defeater of ragnar the wretched etc etc, and you're running through the cold steppe of Northern Amphibia in the early winter. You're injured and you lost your weapons, but there's a town nearby and if you can reach it, you'll be fine.

But something is following you. A juvenile homo sapiens specimen with golden hair can be seen approaching from the horizon at all times. It doesn't matter how much you walk or how fast you run - after a few hours, you are exhausted. The cold seeps through your skin and convulses your organs. Your legs burn from the effort. You can barely breathe, and yet this creature seems completely unaffected by neither temperature nor time. Every time you think you lost her, she catches up to you again, and staying far from her feels more and more impossible with every minute. She seems to have no rush. You haven't seen her run. You remember what the other homo sapiens had said once, the smaller, less aggressive one: that their species originated not as hunter or prey, but as savanna carrion eaters, walking long distances through vast plains in search for half-eaten carcasses, two and a half million years ago. The idea send a chill down your spine. A carnivore animal that doesn't sleep or rest. With horror, you realize what the creature was doing to you - she's trying to kill you from exhaustion. They don't need fangs or claws or poison. This is how they kill. They don't need anything else.

[practically-an-x-man]

well here comes the post-chaotic-holiday crash

[hardhuilen]

hot girl christmas

[thevioletcaptain]

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[bxtonpxss]

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[charrchan]

A summary of today:

Surely taking our big homemade sledge (wooden board attached to skiis) down this big hill that we didn't ever sledge down for some reason (covered in rocks, we forgot in our excitement) with all three of us sat on it will end well (one broken leg)

[mymelodyisme]

👉🏽👈🏽

[himbo-robot]

Nothing gives me a headache quite so much as hanging around my mother's family

[amethystsoda]

wheeeeee family dinner tag rant 🙃

[real-life-cloud]

:) 🧡

[youmearepeaches]

my total admiration for nurses and caretakers. I’ve spent a couple of days taking care of my grandma because my aunt and mom are on holidays and I ended up crying out of frustration

[firstkhao]

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[lokijiro]

I voted Kindergarten.

You are going to be trapped in a classroom or daycare room full of children for one school day and you will have to interact with them (assume there are other adults like a teacher or daycare employee present, so you don’t have to handle lessons/rules/emergencies, but you still have to interact with the kids via play, conversation, care, etc.)

*I’m aware this is an exaggeration of the term newborn, which is being used to simplify the options.

[3rdsday]

Today honestly sucked ass

[tsuncda]

if you have never corrected my grammar when i'm texting/calling you, know that there is literally nothing in this world i not do for you