I have never drawn either of these people before but I enjoyed the court case a lot.
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rip the fun dialogue/pun I forgot to write down while daydreaming you will never be forg-- oh fuck
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Transcript:
I'd like to congratulate you on getting your CPR certification.
Now remember, when you’re going in for compressions, it should sound like somebody is standing behind you with the worlds largest Dorito and cracking it open!
Go in firm and hard and snap as many ribs as you can on the way down, that means you’re doing it right.
You save that life. Good luck.
Or... Or... Or kill them, I don’t fucking care.
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original thief series basso & garrett :)
ngl, it's about quality over quantity for me. an npc can have a total of three minutes of screen time, but if they have a cool name, they can live rent free in my head and I'll spend several hours trying to decipher drawable features from a blurry screenshot of pixels
there is a vague hint of a story here, and that's because every time I try to play thi4f, I get incredibly frustrated with how Not Fun the game play is. like, is the story good? well. but it has a PLAGUE. that should've given it instant 'I'll replay this once a year' status in my heart, but the game play sucks so bad that I've never finished it. I can't believe Not Fun gameplay beat out my obsession with narrative plagues.
anyway, the idea is basically if the original era had a game with a plague centric narrative and some other stuff I liked out of thi4f thrown into a narrative blender, with a heavy dash of horror thrown in because some parts of the thief games were scarier to me than entire dedicated horror genre games.
⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app
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@/phanoutfitsblog found where Dan got his tracksuit from the video, so a friend and I decided to investigate how on earth Dan could’ve bought that without realizing it was kink shit
The price.
This is USD but it converts to around 90 pounds for the jacket and 80 for the pants. That’s not cheap, you don’t buy that on a whim without looking around the site first.
This promo image for the jacket? And the features? Daniel you couldn’t have missed those
The pants description and features. Howell I would like an explanation.
Also this!
Now, I don’t think Dan just suddenly spawned on the page for these specific items, I’m not sure how he found this site and frankly I don’t think I want to know, but I scrolled on the home page a little to see what they had.
I’m sorry Dan but I don’t think this was an accident. There were some other questionable things but I think I got my point across well enough
Jacket pants
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My favorite fish mafia
Credit for the idea goes to my friend D
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