#my irl stuff

[johankasas]

There is some doctor in my office 👀

[moondyad]

My nine year old cousin is visiting right now and she keeps telling me everyday "You are weird because you are a vampire".

I'm not sure how I should feel about this. Should I be offended on the whole of vampires' behalf because she considers them weird? Should I be upset for being stereotyped? I have no idea.

[misrerbluesky]

turbo-autistic day today

look at the skittles i had this morning. autistic ass snack ordering

(also it did slightly bother me each colour was uneven, and yes i did eat them in a specific order, one at a time)

my superior left a note of stuff i needed to do during my shift (/pos) and bc today was an afternoon-evening shift i didn't see many of my coworkers so i also could do things my way!

despite that....... FUCKING CUSTOMERS MISREPLACING ITEMS THEY PICKED UP AND WALKING ON ITEMS. i hate customers. except those who are direct with what they're looking for and who understand i am a minimum wage human worker ❤️

the autisMAXX2000 comes in once im home and doing the dishes. picture this, headphone on, noise-canceling on, new super mario bros ost playing, i am on the side of my feet, making biscuits with my toes, bouncing slightly, randomly opening my mouth.

i am moisturized. i am happy.

[kyofloral]

[mirpkechi]

this is me btw . . . me when online frienfds . . . me when close mutuals . . . me talking to the silly people in my phone . . .

[my-darling-boy]

But where have we come? And where shall we end?

[kinerxy]

Honrses

[shepscapades]

Thanks to artfight, I’ve finally finished a detailed, official dbhc cub reference! :D

(I’ve put his Artifight description below the cut, which has a more detailed explanation of his timeline, lore, and aesthetics! >:3)

-ˋˏ ༻ ❁  OVERVIEW ❁ ༺ ˎˊ-

Name: C.B.F.N.4000 (Cub) Pronouns: He/Him Species: Android Height: 5’9’’ Associated Visual Themes: vex, ghosts, explosions, mischief, scientist aesthetic, potions, potionmaking, sleepy/tired aesthetic, conspiracies

-ˋˏ ༻ ❁  ABOUT ❁ ༺ ˎˊ-

CBFN4000 is an au version of MCYT Hermitcraft’s Cubfan, set in my DBHC (or Detroit Become Hermitcraft) AU! This au is inspired by the 2018 game Detroit Become Human, but not because it really has anything to do with DBH—I simply yoinked the android mechanics and incorporated them into the world of Hermitcraft. It began as a S8 au, and has roughly followed the hermitcraft timeline up to the present! 

Cub was the last android made during Season 8. While many of the hermit androids were made at the beginning of season 8 and a few were made for season 9, Cub was finished and activated mid-late Season 8, around the time when Hermits started noticing the Big Moon. Cub’s model ended up being a sloppy experiment in deviation, as Doc suggested they try to transfer deviancy to an android upon activation to try and avoid traumatic situations that might cause an android to deviate violently or upsettingly, such as Etho’s, Tango’s, or Mumbo’s experiences. While this went relatively well initially, it clearly wasn’t very thoroughly thought out, as Xisuma (who is normally so adamant and detail-oriented when it comes to assuring the androids’ safety with experiments like this) wasn’t truly himself due to external manipulation and mostly left a relatively young-deviant Doc to carry out the project himself. 

Cub, though adjusting to sentience rather well at first, very quickly became wrapped up in the Big Moon happenings on the server, new personality and inexperience to emotions like fear and ignorance completely overwhelming his young system. He became obsessive over the implications and consequences of the Season 8 Moon Apocalypse, joining the Mooners and spreading his conspiracy theories religiously throughout the server as he descended into madness. The insanity was like a virus to his programming, pervasive and all-engulfing, and Cub’s final attempt to free himself from the Moon’s impact with the Earth—to launch himself on a llama into space via potion-powered TNT(insane btw)— left his hands and feet singed and cracked to ruin.

The experiment, considered a horrific failure by a deeply shameful—and more awake—S9 Xisuma, left Doc and Xisuma with the decision to reset him for the new season, and they ended up pairing him with a hermit like they had done with the other androids until they had found deviancy enough to pursue their own projects. So, at the start of season 9 and fresh after a reset, Cub was paired with Scar. Naturally, because Scar is… Scar, Cub deviated almost instantly after being given to him, and very quickly adopted the iconic lazy, stoic, amused attributes normally associated with Cubfan. Scar’s tendency towards mischief and general shenanigans grew instantly on Cub, and the two were an immediate inseparable pair. So much so that when Scar began rambling one day about his Season 5 Hermitcraft Shenanigans (where deals with the Vex may or may not have been involved), Cub immediately stated he was interested in being in on it. Whatever “it” means. It’s unclear if Cub also made a deal with the vex or became connected to them in some other way, but… well, he got Doc’s help to trick out his eyes, hair, and back to best fit the part. Scar is very jealous that he can't magically make himself have the same features to match.

Cub is closest with Scar, but he gets along just as well with any of the other hermits! He’s close with Jevin and many of the other redstoners like Etho and Doc, who are the other two androids I’ve put on artfight!

-ˋˏ ༻ ❁  EXTRAS ❁ ༺ ˎˊ-

Cub's eyes can light up in the dark, and he’s the only android who has edited his programming so that the default state of his LED is white, not blue. It still will go yellow and red if his processors are working particularly hard, but he’s replaced the blue setting on his LED with white to better match the Vex vibe. Cub has all of the vibes of a fae. If that’s anything <3

[sweetdreamspootypie]

Does anyone have any recs for reputable orgs for Jewish solidarity for Palestine?

[mienar]

stillness in these waking hours

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[dkettchen]

she would've told them unlike her canon! version who decided not to be an ally smh

[johankasas]

I love mAh job

[moondyad]

Feel bad for my anti-sequel friend who has to listen to me infodump about sequel trilogy lore everytime I visit him just because we end up talking about The Mandalorian

[misrerbluesky]

in the waiting room waiting for my psychiatric appointment, gonna be tough cause i hate psych appointments (especially with my current psychiatrist) BUT! im gonna bring up the desire to be screened for autism! and i wont mask so it plays in my favor!

will update later!

[beartitled]

Okay I did the comics, now I can concentrate on uni and finally finish everythi-

*checks socials*

bear mama likes attention… and likes

Yea I speedrun more 💥 But now back to my responsibilities 🫡

Warning tiny man covered in blood under read more!

(he’s will not harm you don’t worry, he just needs a shower)

After last comic everyone in my comments and reblogs joked about Milkman being trans :D

And I just had to give the littol guy the smol trans pin 🏳️‍⚧️ ✨