#my immortal headcanons

[xxcringeizdead666xx]

My Immortal Character Headcanons

WILLOW (because this baby needs some love)

(please don't thin that I'm trying to offend anyone or make Willow into an "uwu sweet quirky baby.")

she is filipino. her skin color is never actually revealed in the book .

Willow is a pastel goth.

she wears glasses, though most days she uses clear contacts instead. she probobly owns a pair of fully white contacts as well.

the book mentiones her having pink streaks, but I imagine her bangs and front strands being dyed soft pink instead.

she enjoyes being goffic, but she also likes a lot of things concidered prepy which leads to her friends thinking lower of her.

her favorite color is light pink

she is very self concious of herself and her appearance because she doesn't fully belong with the preps or the goths.

she feels presured to be a full on prep or full on goth but really inside she wishes people would accept that she's both.

she wishes that the goths and the preps would stop fighting.

her and Ebony claim to be best friends, but really Willow has a bit of a hidden grudge on Ebony for making her feel bad for who she is.

she also envys Ebony for being so confident and unapologetically herself.

but that doesn't stop her from being Ebony's friend.

she's actual best friends with Vampire because they're both kind of the losers of the group.

she's the type to remember everyones birthdays

she's lesbian but everyone thinks that she's dating Diabolo

She may be starting to develop some sort of feelings towards Ebony, but she's not realised it yet.

she isn't currently dating anyone. she hopes to someday find her true love that she will spend the rest of her life with

though a part of her kind of wants to stay single forever

she's a very supportive friend

she loves... love. while she doesn't currently want to date anyone, she loves it when her friends get significant others.

she totally ships people together

she's probobly the biggest Drabony shipper

secretly, she likes being alone.

she plays piano and keyboard for the band

she used to be anorexic and almost died from it. she is still really slim, and she hates it when people comment on her weight be it positive or negative.

she loved creepypasta as a young teen.

she has a husky that she got as a puppy named Smile Dog or Smiley for short. he's sort of like her emotional support animal

she has an interest in the occult, she has a huge collection of crystals, taro cards, etc.

she owns a pastel colored Ouija board.

probobly tries expiremental magic

she likes collecting animal bones, her and Smiley sometimes go to the forbiden forest to search for dead critters.

she may have seen some of her clasmates doing the devils tango once or twice on those trips.

probobly likes going to abandoned buildings, especially those overtaken by nature. not for the thrills, but for the atmoshpere. just to walk around in there or just sit and read or take in the vview. listen to the sounds. think about stuff.

if she finds a piano in the abndoned building, she will sit down and play it.

during parties she's the one to stay the most sober, and cleans up the mess as well as gets her black out drunk friends to bed.

she probobly makes sims of real people she doesn't like to drown them in a pool.

feels like she's not like other girls but isn't entitled about it.

likes to read.

she's a tumblr child :)

owns at least one American Mcgee plushie

she likes taking midnight and early morning walks down to the lake.

she actually goes swimming in it sometimes.

[heartfullofleeches]

Time Traveller Darling: Hey.... Is your name Devlin?

Younger Devlin [Immortal Yan]: Yes....Who are you?

Time Traveller Darling: Doesn't matter. Despite hating your guts, your step-mother is planning on throwing you a birthday party. Do not touch or eat anything on that table

Younger Devlin: ..... O...okay?

[Present Day]

"Y'know....."

Time Traveller Darling: .....

Devlin, eating peanut butter out a jar with his fingers: You never said I couldn't lick anything.

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

Nimona headcanons I wrote instead of sleeping

Sometimes the boys forget that Nimona isn’t human 

Like they’re used to the shifting into animals aspect of Nimona because she does it as often as she breathes

But sometimes she’ll do some really creepy shit like make her arms longer to reach something when she’s too lazy to get up

One time they shifted just their neck to be like an owl so they could turn their head 180 degrees instead of just turning around cause that was “too boring” 

Or he’ll mimic people’s voices without realizing it 

Sometimes he’ll tell a story and suddenly he’s using Bal’s voice 

The first time she did this Bal searched the whole house cause he was convinced that Todd has snuck in

Or she’ll grow an extra arm to hold more shit and they take a moment to realize “oh yeah we adopted a little weirdo” 

They get used to it after a while and the arguments surrounding it are always funny because both the boys will complain and say “I don’t sound like that” and they have to be told “No love you do you really do” 

You know those videos of babies reacting to their parents shaving their facial hair or putting on glasses 

That’s Nimona's reaction every single time the boys change their appearance even the smallest bit they cant shave or wear their reading glasses because if they do he freaks out 

Talking some “help me Nemesis I heard bosses voice but I can’t find him” while Bal was standing right in front of them 

It was the first time he shaved his face in years and he’s never doing it again 

Mostly cause Ambrosius kept telling him he looked like a teenager and it was freaking him out 

I feel like Bal and Ambrosius are those kinds of people who will tell people about the little injuries but neglect the big ones 

Like Bal mentioned that he thinks he sprained his ankle during the fight at the institute but he won’t mention that he’s pretty sure he got a concussion 

(BECAUSE THIS MAN HEAD-BUTTED TWO PEOPLE WHEN HE HAS A METAL ARM) 

(I’m bout to wrap this man in bubble wrap and give him a helmet because wtf) 

Ambrosius will complain the whole day about the fact that he has a paper cut

But will completely neglect to inform his doctors “Oh yeah I can’t move my left arm higher than my waist without pain and I can’t see that well out of my left eye or hear that well out of my left ear do you think that’ll be a problem?” 

It isn’t until Nimona makes an off handed comment about how this super weird that the laser did basically nothing to him that he told both of them

They literally dragged him to the ER because “Who thinks those symptoms are normal Nemesis what is wrong in that pretty little head of yours!!” 

When Bal tells Nimona she’s being a bit of a hypocrite (cause who refers to an arrow as a splinter?) she turns to him and says “I know you’re not saying something Mr. Human battering ram” 

It took literally everything in Ambrosius not to break down laughing

After that she forces them to have frequent checkups with the doctor because these dorks wouldn’t go otherwise

Honestly I'm fully convinced that some people in the kingdom don't know who Nimona is and are constantly confused why they let this little weirdo follow them around 

And finally the curiosity will eat away at them and they’ll finally ask 

Sometimes the boys will give some “normal” answers like “Oh that’s Nimona” and they won’t elaborate at all

Sometimes they’ll give funnier answers like “Oh that’s a raccoon we found in the garage who turned into a person one day” “I don’t know they just showed up in our living room” and their personal best “You see her too?” 

And their favorite that they only started using a couple of years down the line “Oh that’s our kid”

[once-delight]

Daniel: So this "Farm" thing, what is it really? A setup like in Blade 3 with humans in body bags, waiting to get drained?

Louis: Daniel!

Armand: The Farm is an elite school for underprivileged youth we run. They recieve a full scholarship to higher education too, and all they have to do is donate blood for 'medical research' once a month.

Louis: Seriously, Daniel, how could you ever think something so sinister?

Armand: What do you take us for, monsters?!

Daniel Molloy:

[densewentz]

more dreamling dad au bc thats just what i do now apparently i like lazy afternoon naps and so do our boys

[justaz]

leon lets merlin mourn for five centuries before picking him up by the scruff of his neck and dragging him with him to all corners of the world until he sees the familiar spark of life in his eyes. by then tho, merlin has latched onto leon like a damn octopus and they stick together for years (bar the occasional decade or two when the two cant decide on their next destination and fuck off to separate corners of the world). leon teaches merlin how to be immortal and merlin teaches leon how to properly live. they do the pranks that last centuries where they get portraits of themselves done in various eras without changing their appearances and only slightly altering their names, they know eventually someone will catch on and try to convince everyone but no one will believe them. they meddle in foreign governments for the fuck of it. leon somehow ends up as president of the us of a. merlin starts a cult in south america. merlin was on the oceangate submersible (too soon?). leon started the great fire of london (too soon??). anyways they happen to be walking together past the lake when arthur emerges. the first thing they do is take a 0.5x photo of him.

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Headcanon that Merlin saved a lot of stuff from Camelot for when Arthur returned.

Including Arthur’s favourite wine.

But, with everything else that he was dealing with, he overlooked the fact that wine ages.

So when Arthur gets back and Merlin gets all his things out of storage, he and Arthur get way too drunk on one glass of wine each.

Like, unreasonably extremely pissed kind of drunk.

They both swear off alcohol forever after that

[miss-conner3]

Do you have any wholesome non "canon" senerios/endings for au cult leader ando. I'm crying :'(

I have a canon happy moment from the AU; does that work for you? (óvò)

Ando, unlike the lamb in the main AU, does tell his little brother what the golden skull necklace is, and as you can see, that blessed one only understood «immortality = you can't die». Deciding to immediately test that theory by jumping off a cliff.

My lamb is something special.

Now I would like to comment that in this AU, the theme of the golden skull necklace is used for what it is: a necklace that only grants one more long life, but it does not make you immune to death itself. So it was quite obvious that that fall would have ended the life of our favorite little lamb with just a few days back in the land of the living.

Luckily for him, Ando knew what he was getting into when he decided to bring him back XD

Although his return ended up having an adverse effect on Ando's mental state...

But you asked for something wholesome, so ignore that last /(>u<)\

[armandofnowhere]

IWTV HEADCANON: Arun’s journey from Delhi to Venice

Captured in DELHI, shackled on a ship across the YAMUNA RIVER, forced to march through the HINDU KUSH, sold in the slave markets of BUKHARA and CAFFA, and utimately brought to his final destination in VENICE.

↳ Based on Warily He Repeated, an upcoming fic by composission

[muzsmocsing]

Svsss headcanon: Ning Yingying has a part time job working as a waitress in Hua Cheng's gambling den.

[evostrashbin]

the curse of immortality (spoiler: Kiran is also on this picture 👍)

[xxcringeizdead666xx]

My Immortal Headcanons #2

B'LOODY MARY

she has really curly black hair that might just be blacker than Ebony's. it's also really bouncy.

figuring out her spieces is very hard. she is technically a dhampir (a half human half vampire) seince her father was a pure blood vampire and her mother was a human, but her father turned her mother into a vampire at some point. she was born with some vampire like aspects like fangs, but she has more genes from her human mom.

she doesn't need to drink blood and she doesn't do it.

she was born with sharp fangs, but her adoptive parents who are dentists had them removed and replaced with regular ones.

she's not afraid to wear revealing clothing.

she wears mostly all black, she rarely even wears red or purple like the other goffs.

she wears a lot of chokers

she wears really heavy makeup

she has a nose piercing and multiple ear pircings.

she has some tattoos

she swears a lot

she is a "deep" quote dispenser

she's probobly addicted to something. we don't know.

she is pretty heavy on the drinking, smoking, and drugs when she does them.

she probobly shoplifts a lot

she loves gossiping

she's dramatic AF

she doesn't have any pets. but maybe that's a good thing.

she's a dare devil

she breaks all of the rules.

she's Ebony's best friend.

she makes fun of Willow for wearing so much color

she used to simp for Diabolo who didn't notice her, but then she stopped when she became a goth.

the two are now in a complicated relationship.

they occasionally hook up and they call each other "babe" but she makes it clear that he is not her boyfriend.

she never keeps a relationship going for longer than a month

she has surprisingly not given up on her grades.

she puts alcohol in her water bottle

she witnessed her father commit self delete when she was only four. her brain refused to process it so she lost all memories from before the event until the age of fourteen when it finally snapped for her and she went full edgy mode and killed her adoptive parents. that's dark.

who should I do next? just like last time, I'm not doing Ebony until I run out of everybody else.

[heartfullofleeches]

Imagine pairing Devlin with an even OLDER immortal darling. Imagine

Ooo, one that avoids relationships due to how ancient they are- They've seen the dawn and end of many things, plus they struggle to keep up with the changes times. Devlin suddenly has a different attitude towards the old man allegations when they wander into town. He may not have been around as long as them, but he's definitely up there in years. If anyone can relate to Darling's problems it's none other than him. Maybe Darling is a recluse as well since they've grown tired of watching everyone around them fade away, and Devlin takes it upon himself to bring them out of their shell-

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"C'mon, babes - just gimme a chance. Think about it - there's nobody else like us out there. We gotta be soulmates!"

"I am flattered, truly, but I'm afraid I'm just too old for you."

"Too old?! Ha - Baby, I'm in my triple digits! I've been around longer than cellphones!"

"Triple? Cute. By now I've lost count of my age...."

"Damn! You really have been around for a while.... It don't matter. Just means you got a lot to teach me - just like I got a lot I can show you. Immortality is a lot less lonely when you got someone to spend it with."

"...You may be right about that...."

"I know I am. So why we don't get your cute ass into some clothes that don't make you look like you just stepped out of the 17 century, and go out for once?"

[brucenorris007]

Shadow's old person trait-that is, being from the 50's-is that he prefers physical media. And since he distrusts the government about as much as his teammates, his DVD collection is, of course, pirated.

Rouge introduced him to the practice and it's one of the calmer activities he and Omega like doing together.

[tryingonametaphor]

favourite headcanon right now is that 20 year old mike wheeler wrote a good omens fanfic in 1991 using one of his university computers after he read the book for the first time, and then 48 year old mike wheeler watched the tv adaptation with his partner of 29 years and finally posted that fic on ao3

[isa-ghost]

Okay, I need to share bird nerd info For Philza enjoyers: crow flirt and dad pattern baldness

Crows and most birds share food with potential mates as flirting, not just “Hey look I found a HUGE Patch of berries!” Like directly put food in beak. That is only for babies and partners in most cases. Even then some foods are only shared rarely, usually with favorite items. So feeding a partner from your fork is probably very flirty for Philza’s bird brain. The other thing is Enchanted golden apples, he values those a lot, so Mumza is probably one of the very few people to have Bird mode Philza desperately attempting to pass her an enchanted golden apple. Bird man down bad for death goddess wife. On the dad pattern baldness, it’s not on his head. Most bird species that incubate their own eggs develop a bald patch on the abdomen ( or even a few more on their sides) that becomes very vascular when they have eggs . If both sexes take turns sitting on the eggs, both develop a brood patch. In crows both parents sit on the eggs, so if Philza has any chest feathers or hair he is gonna start losing them. Like within days of having Chayanne given to him he notices extra feathers in the bed. “ Guess I’m officially dad now.” Bonus of extra warm hugs for eggs

Oh my god I'm gonna explode /pos

I'm immediately adopting the flirty feeding onto my angel and other bird-coded OCs I'm screaming that's so goddamn cute.

Also the brood patch is so silly omg. You had babies? Get smoothed idiot.

[Missa screaming that Phil has lost his treasure trail] /j