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The greatest sin committed by trop is how "meh" Celebrimbor's death was.
#sorry guys#I just wasn't wowed by it#just my opinion#I dont discount anyone who enjoyed it I promise#my hot take for today
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he/they Link.
thank you goodbye
#totk#loz link#link#loz botw#botw#loz totk#my hot take for today#THERES NO WAY IN HELL THE GERUDO LET IN A HE/HIM THERES NO OTHER EXPLAINATION!!#J text
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cw: pro-hero bakugo, reader has boobs, kind of explicit/nsfw? idk i describe boobs, reader is smaller and shorter than bakugo, unedited sawry
bakugo's muscle tee looks as ill-fitting as it'll ever be draped over you.
there are reasons for this, perfectly founded and logical reasons for why that is—the main one being that, it's, well, his; two, maybe even three sizes larger than what it should be to fit you properly.
but, he can't stop staring, and there are reasons for that too—the main one being that, it's his, and yet, the only way he can ever imagine it now is when it's being worn by you.
your hips sway to the song you've been humming for the past five minutes. it's the same one, the chorus on a perpetual loop. he's sure it's the only part you know; you do this often enough that it's the only part he knows now, too.
the hem of his tee hits right at the top of your thighs, concealing just enough to tease, but he’s confident that if you reach up even the slightest bit for the cupboard overhead, there'll be nothing to hide.
he feels a little bit like a creep like this, watching as he stands in the middle of your shared living room, but it's impossible too look away—you've got to be doing this on purpose, right?
heat flares inside of him when you turn your body ever so slightly, the armhole of his muscle tee large enough to give him the clearest view of skin—
he gulps.
it's smooth, sloping just right; the side view of your under boob curves into its perfect shape and he can imagine it, feel—
(is this considered perving if he's been with you for years?)
the pan in front of you sizzles as you plop in god knows what. you pour in something from the side and wait, one hand propped on the hip you pop out. then, you pick up the pan, attempting to flip what's inside (probably a pancake, now that he thinks about it).
it’s hard to focus on what you’re cooking though, especially when all he sees is plump flesh jiggling, bouncing as you further agitate the pan.
he just got the pants of this suit readjusted, and now they're fucking tight.
bakugo normally runs hot; it’s kind of part of his dna. but this warmth is different, flushing him from head to toe. it creeps up the side of his neck, painting the tips of his ears a blooming red.
you turn around then, plopping the pancake on the plate atop the counter behind you.
"oh! you're done," you greet him with a smile. so. fucking. casually.
as if your tits aren't fucking peaking against the gray fabric of his tee.
as if you think he buys the fake innocence poorly concealing that sly, conniving look in your pretty eyes.
as if you aren't standing in front of him in his muscle tee, wearing nothing underneath it like you didn’t do this on purpose. like you don’t know what it fucking does to him.
his eyes squint suspiciously, deep vermillion staring straight into yours.
you tilt your head, the tips of your lashes kissing the top of your cheekbones as you blink. you reach for a bottle of honey.
“everything okay?” you ask, voice syrupy, sickeningly sweet.
your movements play in front of him languidly, the corner of your lips curling up slightly as you smirk. honey catches on your finger as you pop open the bottle cap.
he’s supposed to be out the door in five minutes if he wants to make it in time for a meeting at the agency. technically, he should already be there if he wants to keep up his track record of consistently being fifteen minutes too early.
but you start to approach him, rounding the kitchen island. there’s a narrow space between him and the slab of marble, but you slide into it like it was made for you.
he’s certain it was, from the way the tip of your nose brushes against his as you tiptoe. your tits are right fucking there, brushing against the skintight material of his suit.
there’s too much fucking fabric if you ask him, between cotton and spandex.
your grin widens, and he feels hot, the heat from his cheeks radiating.
then you whisper, still saccharine, “breakfast is ready,” before kissing him on the lips lightly. a short peck, soft in the way that promises more before you slip away, giggling in your retreat.
he huffs, watching you leave. his feet shift as he thinks.
five minutes, huh?
like hell he’s going to eat these damn pancakes for breakfast today.
#bakugo x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bnha x reader#mha x reader#ALWAYS GOING TO PUSH FOR THE BKG CLOSET PERV AGENDA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#he HAAAAAAAAATES that he feels this way BUT LIKE ALL HERO STORIES START WITH: his body moves on its own 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️#he tries to restrain it sooooo hard#but i think when youve been together a while something shifts in him#he still gets flustered!! still gets so hot and embarrassed about it!!! but i think he grows comfortable#with the idea that he /can/ act on it. that it isn’t shameful if he does.#so i think the big difference between a pining bakugo and being in a relationship w him#esp a long term one#is the fact that his reactions are still very much the same#but his actions become more proactive when he feels more secure in the relationship#and i adore the idea of a reader who loves teasing him for it#who looooves pushing his buttons#who looooooves seeing how far they can take it#and it's all fun and games and he's blushing and everything when you do it#but he gets you back so good for it. SOOOOO good. oh my god.#ok bye this was my brainrot at the gym today#rated#shotorus.bubble#bnha#katsu
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hot cocoa and errands with eri ☕️❄️✨
#lol i woke up??? and it SNOWED???? huh??? anyway this was the vibe today lol#he's trying to slowly take her out more and hot cocoa is the best reward!!! she even got to pick a pastry!!#and aizawa is secretly comforted by having a buddy when facing crowds hehe#shouta aizawa#eraserhead#dadzawa#mha eri#mha#my hero academia#mha art#bnha#boku no hero academia#mha headcanon#eraserhead fic#pjseveryday#illustration#art#sketchbook#digital illustration#fanart#anime art#mha fanart#bnha art#mha aizawa#aizawa
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They make love out there in the field, before David has to leave for good. It’s fast and messy, with both of their emotions running so high. Yonatan comes with the taste of David’s tears on his tongue.
He stays lying on his back in the grass until the sound of crunching footsteps finally fades away, and only realizes later that, in their utter desperation for each other, he’d forgotten to take any of the usual precautions. But by then, it’s far too late.
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Four months later, he goes to see David at Horesh. Even in the dim light of the hideout, David looks at him oddly.
“Something’s different about you,” he muses, and Yonatan has to stop himself from reflexively clutching his belly. He’s not showing yet, not really, but he can feel the life growing inside him.
He expects David to approach him then, to explore the planes of his body as he’s done countless times before. He readies himself to tell David the truth, to finally feel the weight of this secret lift off his shoulders. But David comes no closer. He eyes him for another moment and then turns away, pulling out a large map of the Judean territories as he updates Yonatan on his group’s movements over the last few months.
It’s better this way, Yonatan decides. David has enough to worry about at the moment without concerning himself with Yonatan’s health, and there’s no guarantee that the baby will make it to term anyways: it’s not as if Yonatan is willing – or able – to confine himself to bedrest for nine months. When David returns to Giveah, Yonatan can reevaluate the situation. Most likely Yonatan will never need to reveal his mistake; best case scenario, David will have an heir to secure his lineage as he ascends to the throne.
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Years later, as Yonatan lies bleeding out under the stars, his last thought is to wish he’d gotten the chance to tell David about their son.
#david x jonathan#jonathan x david#david/jonathan#bible fanfiction#king david#david and jonathan#bible fandom#cw mpreg#I don’t know!!! I don’t know#I told yall it was gonna be angsty#ok so I have a second chapter that’s also really angsty but with like… a bit of a happy ending ig? if you know the canon you can probs guess#but I wrote this bit and just wanted to post it cuz I think it stands on its own merits tbh lol haha tehehe#also I wrote this at work today cuz I’m cool like that#(can I tell yall a secret… if I hadn’t been writing at work I probably would’ve left it as ‘fuck’ instead of ‘make love’ in the first line#(not because anyone can actually see what I’m doing but I’m just too embarrassed to write really dirty stuff on my work computer 😭😭)#also JUST FOR THE RECORD. IN CASE ANYONE GETS THE WRONG IDEA. THIS IS TRANS!YONATAN NOT OMEGAVERSE#sorry that I keep talking about pregnancy in a totally non sexy way. hot take but I just don’t find pregnancy stuff sexy literally at all 😫😫
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it's starting to feel like home 🏠🪴
#ts4#the sims 4#ts4 interior#sims 4#simblr#it's taking me longer than expected mostly bc of the hot weather#what you see here is my work for today i'll keep on going tomorrow <3
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thirty-one days of jiujiu(ly) — 2024 edition // day twenty-nine + with bonus lan wangji ! + find the 2022 edition here
#theuntamededit#cqledit#jiang cheng#lan zhan#jiang wanyin#lan wangji#sandu shengshou#hanguang jun#chengzhan#zhancheng#dramasource#cdramaedit#cdramasource#dailyasiandramas#asiancentral#the untamed#mdzs#fdstuff#jiujiuly2024#rs: stop.#i like this moment because while jiang cheng is just as nervous and tense about the situation#he's still fairly calm despite having noticed the delay. and even seeing lan wangji rush in like this#he /stays/ fairly calm and ah... god yeah sorry it's too hot to keep writing tags#my laptop burns my fingers anyway hate this coloring love this moment bon appétit#edit: really wanted to remake this but i'm so tired so just take it as is for today#the fact that they're backlit really fucked me up i tried my best
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when Ame and Eursulon see Suvi having her breakdown and Ame's response is "Suvi!" and Eursulon's is "Sky!" 10/10 subtle character moment no notes all respect
#caught up on WBN just in time for today's episode drop and THORoughly enjoyed it when i wasn't almost crying right along w/suvi#my GIRL </3#will no one think to investigate further just where that thing came from that caused said crying? (vague bc tag spoilers idk)#because i think that realization (if she can reach it idk if that's within her power or not) would solve some things painful tho it may be#i just want what's best for her and while this was a good step#i am eagerly awaiting if/when she gets to go on a little murderous rampage (after the inevitable further world-shattering that would take)#not sure if her rage is best served cold or hot but it will be magnificent regardless#dreamer listens#worlds beyond number#the witness#wbn spoilers
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Dragalia Lost Period Tracker
#dragalia lost#dragalia#cleo#volk#cleo dragalia lost#volk dragalia lost#Tbh this made me think of like. How thatd even work in game.#Since most character page lines speak to the player like they are Euden#So a DL period tracker would need transmasc Euden#orion for example would not talk like hes from an otome and go#'you should rest today my fairest maiden'#nor would he go 'Periods? I know a way to make them vanish for nine months...though I also vanish too.'#(itd be funny though)#but if that was an actual in game function he'd probs be more like#'Egads! You look ghastly. Take some rest lest the ladies worry; and when the ladies worry I worry too.'#while the more flirtatious lines would be left to like mym or something#Darling! I'll be your hot water bottle today!#but i digress#Tbf though if this was actually a thing in-game we would probs have a gender toggle too and that's just not how Dragalia is#but there's no harm in thinking of fun stuff#i dont even use period trackers LMAO
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
No but seriously THANK YOU this is absolutely crazy. Only a little over a year ago I finally started posting my art, after years of lurking like a little hermit.
Miscellaneous questions: What do you want to see more of? Would you be interested in some merch, like prints/stickers etc.? Which of your favorite OSTs do you want to hear me mangle into the FFVII soundfont? On what other social media sites do you think I should spread my Cloud Autism Strife Propaganda, assuming there are even any that remain unenshittified? Let me know what you think!!
#AGAIN THANK YOU?????#i'm kinda just floored LMAOO#pssst. commissions are always open btw. and i mean literally Always. they're open today they'll be open 60 years from now*#*given i am still alive and/or uploaded into a cool cyborg body#thinking of joining bsky but i'm Nervous because. ~New And Unfamiliar~#i'm also thinking of maybe starting a patreon but i have no clue what i would post there??? maybe... exclusive plesioth pics.......#also if it's not obvious my brain is fried so bad today that it's got that sizzling hot anxiety flavor. i gotta take a nap cya
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#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#ryu ga gotoku 3#yakuza series#yakuza 3#yoshitaka mine#tsuyoshi kanda#daigo dojima#snap sketches#the like. one time im actually bothered to draw anything for myself and it has to be the most niche bullshit i could muster#i just want mine to use kanda's head as a bowling ball at least once. itd be funny#anyway this is MY dead souls au any questions or comments will be seen by my lawyers#i didnt think id finish this today i thought id just save this for the weekend but my commissioner was taking A Hot Minute to get back to m#and i already have my week scheduled for other comm work and i figured 'fine i will be self indulgent ONCE'#ok bye im sleeping#or playing minecraft idk we'll see. or i will at least.
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how’s life? just peachy🍑
#peachy 🍑#peachy butt#perfect peach#peach ass#sweet juicy peach#sexy peachy bum 🍑#bootie peach#butts 🍑#worship my 🍑 and buy me some sexy content today#come play with me 🍑😏#bare 🍑#follow 👑 share ❤️ enjoy 🍑#take a bite 🍑#juicy 🍑#cheeks 🍑#cutie w a bootie#bootieseason#bootiecandy#boodie#big bootie#bootiful#thick and juicy#nice boody#thick boody#hot boody#bootielicious#big boody#boody#phat ass white girl#pawglyfe
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hello, the band au will live forever. (it's also most definitely not for research)
#the radiant emperor#she who became the sun#he who drowned the world#general ouyang#xu da#zhu yuanzhang#my art#hey listen this is a lazy ass sketch but we get what we get#the point is them. comfortable and safe and happy#ouyang unironically but secretly cries to bring me to life that's my meta hot take for today#i've solved the complex question. zhu and ouyang's dynamic is actually just#ouyang wailing amy lee's parts while zhu does the crappy nu metal rap bits#band au
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Tbh i am not surprised that a person who openly talked about having drinking problems since 1d days, because of how crazy 1d worked has been agressive. What surprises me is people being surprised (they never seriously saw drunk person?). But i am also confused about this whole book. Apparently Maya said that that book is not fully bout Liam but compilation about her exes and some of the worst parts are not about him. But recently she said that the book is “ofc about him” so what is true then? Or did she meant it that ofc some parts are about him or that whole book is about him?
Sorry, just confused
I also am not surprised- we've learned so much more about the real stories of things and about the guys' actual lives over the last years, and the story that has unfolded around Liam has been totally consistent throughout if you've been following it, and so the information Maya is telling us is shocking and upsetting but not difficult to believe. I got an anon yesterday saying they were worried about getting similar revelations about the other boys, like "if Liam could be doing this we just don't know, any of them could", and while in a way that's always true I guess, anyone could be doing anything in private like... that doesn't really concern me. Because none of these Liam revelations are coming out of nowhere, there have been many MANY steps along the way leading us here if you've been watching, and he has talked openly about both his mental health struggles and his addiction issues. So to answer that anon... to find out something similar about Louis would in contrast contradict everything we know about him and no I'm not worried about it. Is he an abuser or a loose cannon, well that news would truly shock me to my core, I will be honest. But anyway as for the book I don't find it strange that she was nervous when it came out and treading lightly and later decided, fuck it. In the absolutely on point tiktok she dropped today (YES👏GIRL👏FUCKING TELL THEM👏) she even mentions attempts to keep her from publishing the book, presumably by Liam's team, that I am riveted by and cannot WAIT to hear more details about actually- like I said I don't find it at all strange that she was nervous and downplayed it a bit then. But if she says now that it's just about Liam, well, I would say it's been clear from the beginning that the book is their story. Maya herself brought up the parallel of songs being written about stuff and I think it's the same thing; it's true (she was in an abusive relationship that involved certain kinds of events) but maybe not 100% literal (I'm sure details were changed to make the story work, it's not like a word for word timeline of their interactions or whatever).
#maya henry#blah blah blah#re the tiktok also lmaoooo are people really saying she wants money her family IS RICH like RICH RICH#but hot damn the part about enabling UH HUH !!!!!#yep yep yep#in terms of the other guys and what would shock me... well obviously we know Zayn has also had a history of agression#and we know WAY too much about him being pushy about sex lol#I would not be shocked to hear he crossed a line... but think he's probably just a bit of a fuckboy#I absolutely do not trust Niall behind closed doors but the songs we have about him seem to tell a pretty consistent story;#self absorbed but basically harmless#harry... who tf knows what he is like outside of being with Louis but I would be shocked to hear of him being aggressive yeah#I have a lot of issues with him but taking advantage of people or being pushy are not even on the radar#and as for Louis... like I said yeah it WOULD shock me. I don't just love him because he has a nice face!#it's BECAUSE of the ways we do know him and know what he's like. because of his tenderness and care#and his consistent kindness and love#and his openness about his private side#so yeah- it would shock the hell out of me it really would#but then I think that anon also was worried about eleanor spiling smth about their relationship so we are not coming from the same place#my kneejerk response was I'm sure he paid her on time what else are you worried about lol#although out of everyone if someone was going to say he lashed out at them I suppose it would be her#it was probably one of the most difficult and frought relationships in his life#and one that he did not want#so! but still no it doesn't worry me#tbh there was one thing in mayas video today that did surprise me which was the premeditation#Liam actually planning using the fans against people and sneaking around doing stuff#I guess even believing everythign I had chosen to paint a picture in my mind of someone who was still#basically unaware of the wrong they were doing and more flailing than plotting#and that shakes me a little. and makes me very unhappy to hear#liam discourse
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Elrond: I have a migraine.
Galadriel: Ibuprofen's in the bathroom cabinet.
Elrond: I'd rather suffer. Wake me up in two days. Peace.
#You get an extra quote today cause I got hot chocolate and can't sleep(slept all day so can't sleep tonight)#What last night was like between me and my mother#I hate taking meds for pain or just meds in general#I barely got out of bed today and probably won't do much tomorrow either#I get ocular migraines and last night I was seeing sparkly stars in my vision which is different from the black holes I usually get.#lotr#lord of the rings#incorrect lord of the rings quotes#incorrect quotes#elrond#lotr elrond#elrond peredhel#galadriel#lotr galadriel
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today god giving his toughest battle (shutting the fuck up) to his weakest soldier (me)
#andie.chat#exploding with hot takes (and not the fun ones!!) today and fighting for my LIFE#*vein popping stress kid meme* lol
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