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chicken :)
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#tf2 scout#scout tf2#bucket of chicken :D#scout offers you chimken. do you accept#yes this is inspired by that arby's shitpost#chicken *explodes*#ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWIN' UP!!!!#sketch#doodle#also excuse my handwriting being wobbly and shaky. idk what's up with that. it's probably cause i write way too fast#my handwriting is. actually terrible. it's really funny#i got doctor's handwriting bro
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oh yeah I forgot I made this last night lmao I’m not gonna give an explanation just take it
#actually I will give the explanation lmao#my teacher for my writing class was supposed to type out what we wrote on paper onto her computer#and she did a terrible job. like either my handwriting is just bad or she can’t type but there were so many mistakes#my favorite being ‘bacteria-ridden stones’ being somehow changed to. well.#bacteria risen stones#so now yorke while sitting in a junkyard had not dirty rocks digging into his skin#but. bacteria risen stones. whatever tf that even means#it’s really not that funny but it’s killing me for some reason wtf does bacteria risen stone mean 😭#yall are gonna have to deal with me finding this to be the funniest thing ever for the next couple weeks alright#noooo not the bacteria risen stone!!! yorke look out!!!
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sharing some of my rui headcanons :]
i mentioned this in that rui gender poll from a while back, but i am personally a believer of any/all pronouns rui with gender that cannot be labelled whatsoever. i think he'd generally consider and present himself as male, but doesn't have many strong preferences about it. doesn't actively make the effort to dress "femininely," but he'd probably fuck with long skirts if given the opportunity!
and all of you know how much i base my personality off of this by now, but. aroace rui :) aroace rui who has always understood romance as a concept, a trope. he can pick up on romantic cues, but purposefully chooses to pretend they don't exist. the mere thought of him experiencing romantic attraction fills him with so much disgust he has to distract himself for hours. i'd ramble a bit more, but then we'd be here for too long..
i think he'd have really good sleight of hand! he's always had an interest for things like card/coin tricks, and picked up more after learning from kaito :) he always has a little trick or illusion up his sleeve and occasionally performs them for kids at phoeniland or just on the street!
despite having really good dexterity with his tools and tricks, he is terrible with sewing and needles. tsukasa has tried everything in his power to teach him, but nothing stops him from accidentally pricking himself.
incredibly susceptible to cold temperatures. is usually wearing a couple more layers than necessary
doesn't get sick often, but when he does, the illness hits him like a TRUCK. it takes him at least a week to recover. he's huddled up in blankets like a poor and frail victorian child, and he can barely work up an appetite. the kicker: he doesn't realize he's feeling Bad until somebody points out how horrible he looks. and that's when it settles
always needs something in his hand to fiddle with! super super good at spinning his pens and pencils (sleight of hand), and is often found twiddling with his longer strands of hair. he also has a bunch of miscellaneous screws and trinkets and trash in his pockets that he keeps to fidget with.
rui has intrusive thoughts (projecting).. most of them come from his deep fear of hurting others and anxiety regarding social perception and safety
this is already kind of canon i think but. whenever rui ever makes the effort to actually clean his room (shocking), he almost always gets distracted by something he finds, and soon enough, cleaning is no longer of his concern.
shitty handwriting. he CAN write neatly, but he just chooses not to
i think he'd be really good at game pigeon word hunt. and sudoku. and crosswords. all the word puzzles. and it pisses tsukasa and nene off a lot. emu is his worthy rival
sensitive teeth. can't bite into ice cream...
this is a given, but aside from theatre, i think he'd be super into other performance arts like ballet. he'd be really intrigued by how storytelling can be completely reliant on visuals and motions with no words and lyrics. ballerina rui au is also something i've brewed in my brain a while ago but the logistics are funny
his opinion on mint chocolate ice cream: taste is perfectly fine but he doesn't appreciate the chocolate chunks at all
weird sock collection. he will die if he doesn't have a funky pair of socks on his feet at all times. aside from when he sleeps probably
lots of unfinished word documents.. he's had a few aspirations about writing an actual novel instead of a script, but the ideas are like ping pong balls in his brain that interfere with his other priorities so he never actually gets much writing done.. one day he will though
that's all i can recall for now.. i'll make more soon if i think of more! this is also a humble request for any other rui headcanons you may have that aren't mentioned here.. hehehe
#project sekai#kamishiro rui#rui kamishiro#wxs rui#i absolutely adore this purple fuck#if you couldn't tell
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Silly headcanons I have for Sanji and other strawhats:
Sanji has Terrible handwriting. He writes solely in cursive and he writes as if he has milk on the stove (aka really fucking fast) so his handwriting is almost unreadable. Robin is the only one who can read it, mostly because her own handwriting also fucking sucks.
Nami has the prettiest handwriting you've ever seen, but she writes So Fucking Slow and that's because she draws her letters.
Ussop's favorite art media is actually gouache paint, but he doesn't use them much because the humidity made them basically melt so he mostly uses acrylics and oil paints, as well as pastels.
Everyone has touch related sensory issues, with the exception of Franky. However, most foods just have really icky texture to him, and he didn't manage to fix it when he became a cyborg, but he's always down to work with Sanji to try out new foods so his diet isn't just burgers and cola.
Zoro is, for whatever reason, really good at embroidery. Like, he can make really intricate stuff but usually gets bored halfway through and goes back to training. It comes in handy when he's injured tho!
Sanji has this really really thick North Blue accent (either Spanish or Polish) when he's just woken up and not even because He's originally from the North, but because Zeff is, and Zeff has the heaviest accent in the world. It's kinda funny cause his accent sounds Nothing like the one from Germa (French)
Robin's the one who speaks the most languages out of all the Strawhats, having a good understanding of about 10 different languages and being fluent in other 6. Nami and Sanji tie in second place being fluent in four languages each, English, German, Polish and the common language in OP (aka Japanese) for Nami and French, Spanish (from Spain), Portuguese (from Angola) and the common language for Sanji, Franky's in third with 3 languages (English, Spanish [mexican]) with the other members only knowing 2 (Yoruba for Ussop, Russian for Chopper, Portuguese [Brazilian] for Luffy, Korean for Zoro, German for Brook and Swahili for Jimbe, all of them speak the common Japanese as well).
Zoro helps Nami with the accounting of the ship. They're both scarily good at maths (not even like basic maths, no, they both be doing integrals and shit). Ussop and Franky are also very good at it, but on a more practical sense, Franky is also really good at physics, while Ussop should be getting a masters in chemistry. Chopper is obviously very good at biology and (organic) chemistry.
Sanji is Not good at maths. He knows the basics, enough to do what he need to do, but put anything more than a simple equation (the ax+b one) and he's gone -> he actually didn't get any formal education besides the one from Germa, but he couldn't keep up with his brothers (aka they were teaching a toddler in the same pace they would adults, and the Vinsmoke children are basically copy machines) and his time in the rock severely impacted his development. Zeff taught him what he could, but he himself also didn't get any formal education. They both never really needed it, so it wasn't really an issue. They both know a Lot about nutrition and anatomy, tho (they just don't use technical terms).
Nami also didn't have any formal education, but she taught herself a lot of things from books and sheer stubbornness. All her knowledge of climate, weather patterns, and navigation are 100% self-taught
Sanji is a walking fish encyclopedia
Zoro is a walking Sword encyclopedia
Ussop can solve rubiks cubes in less than 1 minute and refuses to tell Luffy and Chopper how he does it
Luffy has a really good nose, he can pick out individual smells really easily so he always knows when Sanji bought more meat and what kind of meat he bought
Robin is Really bad at dancing, like really really bad, but she makes up for it with enthusiasm
Okay that's it for now kswkoqql. I have a lot more, especially for Sanji but that's because he's my wife
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Don’t feel like doing my Religion 203 homework, SCIKE HEADCANONS ‼️
•Mike calls Scott “Scottie” and Scott calls Mike “Michael”. It pisses both of them off
•Everything becomes a competition with them. Scott challenges Mike first and Mike pretends that he’s above it but then spends the rest of the day obsessively trying to beat Scott at whatever-the-fuck while refusing to admit that that’s what he’s doing
•They love to trash talk each other, Scott always comes up to Mike before a challenge to tell him how he’s going to kick his ass and Mike always points out that Scott’s team loses every challenge and they go back-and-forth until someone forces them to stop
•They’re both really touchy-feely without realizing it. Scott grabs Mike’s arm/shoulder and leans on him and nudges him, and Mike loves to get as close as possible when he talks to Scott and lightly kick him and he’ll even run a finger along his jaw or boop his nose if he’s feeling particularly sprung
•They both have terrible insomnia and see each other on night walks often
•Mike has frequent headaches and as much of an asshole as Scott is, he knows how to recognize them and will lower his voice or leave him alone if he notices Mike having one. Sometimes he’ll even quietly pass him coffee or a cigarette
•Scott’s stolen shirts from Mike before— never to wear, just to have
•Mike wears eyeliner sometimes and Scott hardcore makes fun of him for it but actually really likes how it looks
•They both get annoyed incredibly easily, Mike’s just usually better at repressing it
•I have a lot of ideas how they realize their feelings for one another— or never realize them, and simply feel them without doing much about them— but one that I particularly like is the idea of them realizing at the exact same time and knowing that the other knows but not really having the guts to do anything about it because they hate each other and also it’s like 2008
•They both like classic rock, metal, punk, and alternative hip hop. Sometimes they listen to music together and Mike gets really uppity about it and Scott thinks it’s funny
•They watch horror movies together and Scott insists that he’s not scared but he always is. Mike’s surprisingly immune to horror films and likes seeing Scott get psyched out over them
•They’ve had to share beds a few times (in my head, where ROTI is like 26 episodes and they get stuck together a lot), and they always start out with their backs to each other as far apart as possible, but wake up holding each other and pretending to be asleep so they don’t have to stop
•Sometimes after the team swap with Jo and Scott, the Maggots will succeed, and the two of them will momentarily forget they hate each other and want each other to lose, and they’ll high five or hug or something, and then realize what they’re doing and break apart
•They’re both able to pick each other up, and will do so to tick each other off
•Scott runs hot and Mike runs cold, which makes them perfect to hold one another, but they usually refuse to do so because Doomed Yaoi
•I feel like almost everyone is vaguely aware that they have something like…Weird and vaguely romantic between them, but no one can figure out what to call it or if they should say something
•They’re both really observant people and will offhandedly make extremely specific comments about one another that no one else really understands. Like Mike will mention how Scott snorts when he laughs, Scott will talk about how Mike cracks his knuckles when he’s nervous, Mike will tell everyone how Scott has freckles on the backs of his hands and the small of his back, Scott will remark that Mike whistles when he breathes, Mike will bring up Scott’s farmer’s tan, Scott will dog on Mike for having such frilly cursive handwriting, etc.
•Mike can speak some Italian, and sometimes when he’s having a hard time processing his feelings for Scott he’ll write or talk out loud to himself about him in Italian. Cameron’s caught some of what he’s said just by virtue of knowing enough Latin roots
•Mike makes and wears a lot of different necklaces, and Scott always notices which one he’s wearing. Mike makes Fang’s tooth into a necklace for Scott, not because he likes him but just to keep himself busy
•Speaking of, both of them have ADHD and need to constantly be moving or doing something in order to focus. Sometimes mouthing off to each other or wrestling helps them sort of ground themselves, and it’s kind of understood at times that it’s not an aggressive act but rather a mutual sort of comfort ritual
•I like to think at some point, maybe before Scott blackmailing Mike or at some point during All Stars when they’re left alone for a while, they have some sort of genuine tender moment. Like just one moment where they’re alone and kiss and cuddle with each other without any real intensity or smugness behind it, and they’re both terrified and feel horribly ashamed of it but also never say anything about it because they don’y want it to end, and if they don’t talk about it then it doesn’t even count, does it? And after it happens they go back to normal but also they don’t, they pine for each other so badly that it hurts, no one understands how to show them proper affection besides each other. Or whatever yk
•Mike and Scott both have a pretty dark sense of humor and make each other laugh more than either will admit
•Sometimes they compliment each other to “throw the other one off”, but it’s really just because they both admire each other in certain ways, and also because neither knows how to really accept praise. Like they will both get really flustered and try to hide it, and then ruminate on it for the whole night afterwards
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IwtV s2e3 rewatch notes
Because once again everything is happening so much and I need to take notes xD
(spoilers for show and books behind the read more)
So Daniel is allowed to leave the penthouse, didn't seem like it before. Is this a test to see what he'll do?
My man your handwriting is as bad as mine xD
"Where is the coven now(maybe)??? Today? Cell phone, Google, CCTV. SAN FRANCISCO, Polynesean Mary. Playboy Magazine. Alice. They'll come for Lenora and Kate next. nee (use??) Lestat as a doorstop/CLAUDIA!. MARA'S CAB. COKE BETTY GRABLE. THIS TIME I WONT SAVE YOUR LIFE"
so, "Raglan James". Why that character? If it is him. I guess can't have Mr. Superior General running around spying on vampires in Dubai but...this guy? So if it it's really Raglan my guess is he's not really Talamasca any longer and he's spying on vampires because he's looking for one recless enough to do the thing. And he thinks Daniel is his best bet on getting the intel.
"You're not the first to attempt this, Mr. Molloy. I could give you the names of four others who have and they're all dead. Or undead." Yeah, that tends to happen when you lot tangle with the vampires xD
"How many Rashids, Rahid?" I guess poor Real Rashid can be glad Daniel's not calling him Renfield LOL
"They are peaceful beings"....who eat people. My dear Real Rashid, I don't think that word means what you think it means xD
Armand stop making heart eyes at Daniel (actually don't xD)
Blenders mention (also they're not trying to sell them to you, you little gremlin, because you already bought so many xD)
Still very much "Sure, Jan" about Armand's story about how he met Lestat. I mean, he's clearly telling it with the agenda of making himself look better, understandable. But also he's making Nicki out to be some little fling Lestat didn't care about and he hates Gabrielle so much he's not even mentioning her. Sure, Jan xD
But dang every one is acting their hearts out and they're all so fabulously good at it.
You know the one thing really in character for Lestat in Armand's story? Dragging around a whole ass crucifix to make a point xD
Armand's definition of unharmed is as bad as Rashid's definition of peaceful LOL
"You led him there so he could destroy it." Hit the nail right on the head. Armand wants to get rid of the Children of Darkness? Oh look, a vampire who doesn't obey the rules and can help him with that. He wants to get rid of the Theatre de Vampires? Oh, look, a Louis.....
Still so amusing how Lestat's hair in Armand's story is always on point and how it's mostly terrible when Louis hallucinates him xD
I'm guessing these be their laws in Latin, my Latin is rusty and I never was much good at it but
looks like "III. Nullus lamia vampiris debet scibere historiam" for example and google translate says that's "No one should know the history of vampires" so....
I still think the whole sexual assault thing with Claudia is unnecessary. Bad choice to do that, imho.
It's so heart breaking to see how much Claudia wants to belong with the Theatre coven. Vampires are still arseholes and always will be.
When's a door not a door? xD sorry, but that's basically my only thought about Armand's entry there.
Not Louis taking a picture to see if Lestat's actually there or not.
I feel like it's a bad idea to open a chat conversation with Daniel when the vampires can read his mind. Seems like a sure way to be found out....
Louis getting philosophical and Daniel just hammering at buttons because his computer is being taken over is funny, ok? xD
Those Talamaska files are interesting. "PC Members Extinct 1556-1949", "Armand (Arun Amadeo)".
Hm, I feel like talking loud enough for Sartre to be annoyed by it about killing people seems like it's breaking your laws a lot, Armand LOL
Also Dream Lestat is being a right bitch, it's hilarious.
Louis, darling, you're losing it, you need therapy
How about telling Claudia they're all on to you? Would be a good idea before she joins their coven, one would think...
Why is Santiago's last name Windsor? xD like no, he does not look like a Windsor. I thought he was one of the one name gang, like Madonna LOL
And the Talamasca just spoiled Daniel about what will happen to the Theatre, rude xD
Of course Armand would make it out to have been Santiago who demanded he take out Louis. Sure, Jan.
So fucking dramatic to take Louis into the sewers and threaten him and then actually do nothing at all to him.
Louis, you really should not be turned on by people who just said they should kill you, dear xD
Yeah, casting Claudia as the baby is not fucked up, at all....
EDIT: also apparently this Theatre coven doesn't wall people up, they put them in the morgue fridges xD (which usually are one big fridge inside instead of many little ones but I guess they'll not do that here....)
over all, very fun episode, and stellar performances from the whole cast but especially Assad and Jacob.
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waterborne poetry reactions (belated) (long post)
XINGQIU GOT FUCKING SMASHED IN THIS EVENT. BULLYING XINGQIU HOURS I LOVE TO SEE IT (affectionate)
bro got roasted for his handwriting, is Baffled by the mondstadters, then spends an entire day missing out on [whatever that was] and STILL DOESNT HAVE A CLUE WHAT HAPPENED HAHAHA im sorry i love bullying him
please never tell xingqiu whats going on it's payback <3
CHONGYUN DIONA AND MIKA. i need to hold them omg,,,, i was using freminet to wander around so in my heart they r just 4 cryo kids in a terrarium what will they do!! that combo was quite cute
CHONGYUN YANG MODE?!?!?!?!?! ON SCREEN??????? WAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he was adorable ;;;;;___;;;;; his little eye sparkles and the jumping T_T also the near-rap speed that his lines were delivered in was hilarious (thank you kinsen for ur service)
my son.... please never feed him chilis again
CHONGYUN IMPACT. that's all
now full of unfounded hope that chongyun will someday get an event about his pure yang spirit since they mentioned it a fair few times here
give him the deep lore he deserves
also XIAOYUN?!?!?!?! (only seeing what i want to see) THEY TALKED!!!! IN PERSON ON SCREEN THEY TALKED AND XIAO WASNT DISPARAGING!!!! im sorry this is what a rarepair with no food does to a mf
xiaolumi so strong (or xiaother if u prefer)
oughguhguhg the rhyming couplets part was SOOOO CUTE!! idk they did good with the pacing of the banter i think 🥺
adding onto that the camera angles and cuts this event were actually really nice and creative i think. they made it more engaging (the quick pan from chongyun to xingqiu at the end of the 3rd act, hu tao popping out from behind venti's shoulders during the couplet exchange, etc) it was REALLY good really funny. added to the experience a lot <3
Also venti zhongli are truly the most archon old friends ever
that cutscene was actually so pretty. It's drawn in the same style as Lyney's: very textured lines, slightly reminscent of linocuts, quite a few handdrawn parts, especially where there's water/liquid movement present, etc. Maybe this is a Fontaine style animated cutscene, since the oceanids and lyney are both from there? anyways. i'm intrigued—I wanna see if there are regional cutscene styles or something (that'd be very impressive)
the "close ur eyes paimon/diona" line was so fucking funny. traveler's been the third wheel a bunch of times but never this explicitly
also ! for people icked out by the morality of kid finch's crush on the oceanid: it is Fiction with a capital F
on the one hand I agree with the above sentiment, but it's also just funny to think about. first canon monsterfucker ? /JJJJJJJJJJJJJ don't kill me for that joke
Real thoughts: I think it was actually really sweet how he fell in love with a fairytale. Someone said the oceanid could've been aromantic coded to make their love story more morally palatable; I agree, it would've been cool if she was aro, but I don't think their romantic relationship is like somehow terrible and gross either
overall ending was really mid tbh, I appreciate the character growth of everyone who was on screen but literally all the other characters just disappeared. It was really unsatisfying lol especially for an event that was supposed to be hte gathering/unison of mond and liyue
would've been better if the second day's rhyming couplets ended the event I think; you'd have to tweak it to fit the mood of the oceanid/finch reveal but literally anything works, the ending was so anticlimactic
overall event: 10/10 for giving me the character interactions I wanted, and those that I never knew I needed, 5/10 because the minigames are. not the best, I get the intentions but the execution could've been better. And then 5/10 for story arc (heavily influenced by how mid the ending was LMAO)
I want to go through all the poems and their english translations because I Know somethings gonna get screwed up and I'm also just curious as to how they translated it
#oh also. chongyun diona something i never knew i needed#very disappointed that hu tao disappeared though!! like come on even how they wrote her out was so lazy#same can be said for xq and noelle though like thats foul 'oh theyre just busy' LIKE ???? WHY WERENT THEY BUSY YESTERDAY#ramblings!#liveblog insanity#waterborne poetry#4.1 spoilers#genshin spoilers#event spoilers#waterborne poetry spoilers#genshin impact#xiaoyun
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You might be thinking, this man disappears for a week and then post 10 different things in one day and you would be right.
This is the keyboard I made for my last drawing and is one of the only things I'm proud about.
I kinda love to put a lot of tiny reference in a drawing, in this case the stickers.
You might not notice, cause I did a terrible job, but Gene's name is writing in glitter pen by Linda, I try to imitate her handwriting seen in the episode "Sauce Side Story". Originally there was also a T and an L but then thing Gene is actually very territorial when he wants to (territorial is how we said in my family when someone don't one others (siblings) to touch their stuff or share it)
The burger is obvious, the robot from the movie and cause Gene loves robots.
The Golden Stars, like to thing they are the ones that teacher give to their students, how Gne get it in there no idea, didn't think that far XD.
The broken heart sticker is actually a memento to Courtney and more especifically to the episode "The Gene and Courtney Show".
The keyboard itself is from "The Frond Files", and so are the lightning stickers and of course the anthem FARTS ARE LIBERTY.
The Percy McTinsel-bud sticker is literally a save image XD, but I really didn't want to draw that album cover. I like to think Gene have it there to remember everything that happened in "Gene's Christmas Break"
The Trans flag is the Trans flag, I thought of doing in the Genderfluid flag but cause Im trans myself wanted to put the trans one. Sorry to accuracy 😔 And if you are interested is not a sticker is painted there.
Oh and instead of signing it I made my signature an sticker and put it there XD it was last minute and is a reference to Coca Cola cause Im addicted to that shit. I thought it was funny don't judge me.
#bob's burgers#my art#Gene's keyboard#this became me explaining every sticker#wtf#why am i like this#sorry you really don't need to read all that#just enjoy the drawing#is not perfect#the proportions are very off#but all in all I like it#this is the last post promise 😅
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A. Agreste (aka Chat Noir) Headcanons <3
Kind of a lot tbh—just headcanons that I like to apply in my AUs when they don’t clash with their particular premises. It’s just a hot mess under the cut yeah? Cool.
He was actually in ballet classes as a kid—the same ones as Chloé.
What’s funny is that Marinette was there too. However, boys and girls were kept separate and so he only really knew Chloé.
He only found out when he was going through his closet and found a shoe box with his old shoes and a bunch of class photos; he noticed Marinette in the corner of one.
He’s still really flexible though.
He actually used to go to see a live rendition of The Nutcracker each Christmas.
He wanted to play the Rat King rlly badly.
He’s got a killer steady hand that makes for rlly good cursive.
He has the neatest handwriting in the class, and takes rlly good notes too—particularly in physics.
He’s also got terrible sense in fashion. He knows good stuff when he sees it, but doesn’t know bad stuff is bad at all.
He really likes milk; in some horrible twist of fate, he’s also lactose intolerant.
He’s totally touch starved and rlly touchy feely w/ certain people.
He refuses to kill bugs. He once screamed and lifted Alya up off her feet for trying to squash a spider in the middle of science class.
He put it in a cup before disappearing for a good five minutes so he could walk all the way over to the park to release it where it would be safe.
He’s English and French.
He really likes gelato—specifically passionfruit; peach is a close second tho.
He knows how to run in heels; has a subtly burning hatred for them.
He really likes light up sneakers though and always wanted a pair.
He knows Morse code.
Rlly ticklish.
Sneezes super loudly.
Really crappy immune system thanks to never being allowed outside his castle walls; he got sick like three times within the first two months of school.
He really likes Piano Man by Billy Joel and can sing and play the whole thing.
Honestly his music taste consists of five types of music: Heavy/classic rock, classical/classical-style music (In The Hall of The Mountain King slaps ok), Billy Joel, chill-somber-sad-theatric-feels-y, and whatever the heck that migraine-inducing bs he’s got stashed in the back is.
His Spotify is a hot mess tbch; lots of spontaneous playlists depending on how he felt at the moment. The titles are usually smth along the lines of “ifykyk”, “vibe”, or “yeah”; either that or just the playlist #.
He has like five that are nice enough to send ppl, and those are the only ones he’s listened to more than twice. They’re called “Classical Vibes”, “Cheese Demon”, “Billy Joel Aesthetic”, “sad”, and “Spontaneous 2am Dance Party OST”.
He’ll literally save recommended playlists and never listen to them.
He never bothers to clean it up though, and has 600+ playlists sitting around.
Also he used to drink a ton of pediasures as a kid and his father doesn’t let him drink them anymore bc he’s not a little kid anymore obviously but he would kill for a muscle milk.
He’ll throw up if he ever tries to eat kale again; it’s a trauma response ok.
Emotion smart but social dumb.
Honestly kinda yandere ngl.
I mean have you seen this man?? Cheez-its man, chill.
He resists when in civilian form but once he’s transformed it’s Full Gremlin Mode activated.
He’s not good at drawing but he does try; he does a lot of blob style digital and is slowly getting better.
He overcomes his feelings of being stuck and not knowing what to do in life as seen in wish maker when he spends time with the Dupain-Chengs and realizes that that is what he wants. He then dreams of working in the bakery one day.
Cannot for the life of him resist eating the batter, ok. He needs it. He’s gonna get heckin’ salmonella one of these days and it’s going to have been worth it.
He gets really good at frosting “flower” cupcakes. He switches to succulents pretty easily after learning how to airbrush. They’re adorable.
Also really good at modeling lil fondant animals and things.
He’s developed separation anxiety surrounding both ladybug and Marinette—he rlly just wants to have both of them in one place at once and he’s rlly sad that it somehow never seems to happen; he’s rlly happy post-reveal.
He rlly loves babysitting; like honestly he loves kids, so so so much; if he weren’t thinking of taking over the bakery (and/or tied down as Chat Noir), he’d probably become a pediatric nurse or a daycare attendant or smth bc 💞💞💞
He’ll leave the press to Ladybug so he can talk w/ the akuma victims and make sure they’re okay.
He’ll escape out his window and climb to high places when stressed to pace.
Once lost a Chat Noir look alike contest.
Has referred to his civilian self as, and I quote, a “dipshit boytoy” whilst en costume.
He became a total night owl thanks to his miraculous but he’s just rlly good at pretending to not be tired.
He’s more cat than he’d like to admit:
He’ll react to catnip when transformed;
He’ll also chase laser pointers;
He subconsciously stares at birds;
Once a bird got stuck in the classroom and everyone was freaking out trying to catch it in a wire trash bin and stuff but it kept evading them so Adrien looked up and pulled out his music, watched it for a second, and then caught it by the feet mid-flight;
He brought it closer to himself and calmed it down as best he could, petting it as he walked over to the window to let it out;
Everyone was flabbergasted but no one said anything as he went back to working and by the time anyone could speak it was kinda late for questions;
He gets the zoomies at the most inconvenient times;
He’s made incredibly uneasy by dogs despite actually being more of a dog person.
Also more destruction powers seeping in alongside the cat attributes:
When he’s is in a funk, there’s crappy cell service, lights flicker, machines go haywire and burn out;
If he’s REALLY upset, drinking glasses and crystal can spontaneously combust;
His powers trickle over into when he’s a civilian;
He just keeps getting more and more frustrated with his computer as it begins to function less and less and keeps giving increasingly worse error codes;
He’s in a funk for the first half the day at school and for some reason the wifi is down;
His mood is lifted after a good lunch break and all of a sudden the computers are working super fast;
Though it frustrates him at first, Adrien learns to hone his powers and either repress or, if needed, direct them.
That’s all I have for now! Feel free to adopt/modify any of these as you please :)
#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#mlb#adrien agreste#chat noir#headcanon#adrien agreste headcanons#chat noir headcanons#he’s just such a sweetheart and rlly deserves better than Gabriel >:(#like ugly witch frfr#hands off the boy#oh and also naturally wavy/frizzy/messy hair adrien is to die for#but for someone who should avoid getting akumatized at all costs he listens to a shit ton of sad music huh#like honestly#also chat noir is a mirror kisser ok bye <3
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Hello, thank you for tackling the other HC I asked about. I really like the way your write! 💞
So how about a HC of Nobunaga, Mitsuhide, Masamune, Shingen and Sasuke reacting to the MC who's hands shake so badly they can barely write or eat with chopsticks?
It's a very specific idea but I just need some fluff in my life. 🥹
Aw, thank you! Here is your fluff! 🥺 Thanks for being so patient for my reply @lovxhumans!😊
Nobunaga:
Tries to understand it. Cant understand it. It frustrates him to hell and back.
What's wrong with you? Why are you trembling like a scared lamb? The worst feeling is knowing he is the most powerful man in Japan and yet he can't do anything to cure you. He's brought all the doctors from all over the world, fed you all the medicine that might work and yet he still sees those beautiful hands tremble
Will kill anyone who dares to laugh at you, especially anyone who so snickers when you're trying to eat or read your shaky handwriting
Everytime he sees you start shaking he gently tells you to stop, he holds your small hands in his warm ones until it stops, telling you you're perfect the way you are when you try to apologise for being troublesome.
Mitsuhide:
At first he found it funny; why is my little mouse shaking like a little mouse?
When he realises you can't control it, the laughing stops. He observes you carefully, watching out for what your triggers are and what makes your shaking calm down or go away.
Once he's got a pretty good idea of that, it's a simple matter of eliminating your triggers. Does it happen when you're cold? Tight hugs to keep you warm. Does it happen when you're nervous and people are watching? No crowds for you.
When you're shaking horribly at a banquet, he will immediately take you away to another room. You wait together until the shaking stops and only go back in once he's very sure that you're okay with going back in.
Masamune
Challenges anyone to a duel if anyone dares to laugh at your struggles.
Jumps at any opportunity to distract you from your shaking hands. Will act so silly people are staring at him, not you.
Treats your hands shaking like it's a normal thing that everyone has so that you know you're not the werido or a freak those judgemental idiots shout. Your hands shaking is as casual and normal as simply forgetting to wear a thick haori in winter to him.
In front of you, he acts very casual about your hands shaking, "Oh, you're shaking again? C'mere, let me fix that for you!" And it's because it's a part of you he's accepted fully - to him, there is nothing wrong with your hands shaking as long as you're not sick.
Shingen:
When he first sees you shaking, he has a massive frown on his face. He was so worried that you were sick or something. He was so worried maybe you were hiding a big secret about your health from him like he did last time.
One afternoon after you finish having tea with Sasuke, Shingen, drops by and says 'we need to talk tonight'. He didn't mean to make you so nervous, he was just so busy but didn't want you to fall asleep first before he could talk to you tonight. God your hands were shaking.
It was quite a sight when he returned to your shared room and saw your whole body shaking. He actually panicked real bad because he thought something was terribly wrong. When he finds out it's nothing life threatening, he relaxes. After learning about your hands shaking from anxiety he is now always on the look out for your shaking hands. He'll hold them gently in his to give you comfort in crowds where people might judge.
When people ask about it, he always says that his angel is trying to shake him off and return to heaven so he's got to quickly catch your hands so you don't fly away!
Sasuke:
Is she too cold? Is this early signs of Parkinson's? So you have some sort of neurological disorder? Severe anxiety? Sasuke is relieved he known a bit of modern medicine to at least identify some of the causes which might lead to your hand shaking
But he curses himself for not knowing anything more than that. Even in the present there was no cure a disease like Parkinson's. Stressed and upset that you have to deal with a closed minded society that does not understand, Sasuke is forced to go back into the present to find some help for you. He calculates day and night for the next hazy storm that will bring both of you back and promises that he will do the best he can to come back to the Sengoku period once you're cured or have some sort of remedy. (Meanwhile Kenshin is an angry boy that his ninja is leaving).
You find a remedy in the present - some medicine that will ease the shaking and the two of you return to the Sengoku period. But that only lasts for so long, especially when you have to take a pill a day and without modern technology Sasuke cannot make anymore.
Sasuke puts his head down and he's back to calculating day and night. This time, he brings you to the future where he hopes there's a cure. If there is none, then he'll just have to go further into the future. The two of you will become a time travelling duo because there's nothing Sasuke won't do to make sure you don't have to suffer anymore.
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On a side note, I recently downloaded ikesen again. I tried to do a data transfer but I guess I took too long to do it because my data couldn't be found (I uninstalled the game 1-2 years ago I think?) 😭 I didn't want to start again so I uninstalled again rip lol
But there are so new characters that I don't even know now and the new act 2 and prologue makes my head spin 😵 Kichou was kinda cute though😩 but with all the new stuff I don't think I can keep up 😢
#ikesen#headcannons#ikemen sengoku#Nobunaga Oda#Shingen Takeda#Mitsuhide Akechi#Masamune Date#Sasuke Sarutobi#ikesen headcanons#head canon#anime#otome#jgjmk4-2
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sam & max hcs
title
this is specifically for sam & also max bc im most confident w my interpretations of them but once i play & finish tdp i'll make a post for every single other character .
quick disclaimer that this is for my sorta-AU thing where i make sense of the games and cartoon and comics by saying that each was an autobiographical (or just biographical) piece of media that they signed their rights away to. the comics were more or less exactly what happened, the cartoon was scripted half the time (with the bad day on the moon episode actively having been staged) and the games are more or less 1:1 to what happened except for the occassional references to them being. games.
also this isnt a totally exhaustive list
sammy
canon to get it outta the way: he's black, bisexual, autistic and might be trans & objectum (i hc him to definitely be the last two lmao) . i hc he has Narcissistic Traits tee em and also might have OCD
he started developing arthritis in his 20's, which was made only worse by his horrible posture due to his career path of Massive Fucking Nerd. though he fixed his back posture-wise by the time he formed the freelance police, he still is in a lot of pain near constantly.
even when he makes jokes, he wants to be taken seriously at all times. he wants you to laugh at his cleverness, not at the fact that you find him inherently funny. he tends to take this a bit far sometimes, which is part of one of the many reasons as to why he treated max so terribly in the early telltale games
since he was a pup he's tried to hide the fact he's bisexual, even if he's completely normal abt max being out as gay and doesn't see an issue with it in any sense of the term
he really wanted to be an engineer for years, but the intense sexism of the field, a desire to stick around with max, and the fact that other jobs would pay him better lead him to abandon the thought
though he wouldn't mind having children, he doesn't actively want them as much as max does. this doesn't mean he dislikes children at all, though - he actually likes them more than max does, at least conceptually
not too long after the cartoon's release, he lost contact with most of his family, excluding ruth. this was fully intentional on his part: max's refusal to talk to his family except at gatherings he stole food and drugs from inspired him to take more control of his life and contact with people he's related to
he sort of wants to grow his hair out again, but isn't sure what style to get... (i like drawing him w afros though)
completely opposite to max's feelings, sam feels a strictly familial or platonic attraction to lumpy. and platonic being based offa that plato fun fact is very very definitely relevant here i think (im sorry)
if he went with any other job, it'd have to be letterist, full stop. he has several styles of handwriting and they're all gorgeous
he's a super sweet, incredibly silly drunk, and lets himself relax and show more of his dog mannerisms when drunk enough (thank you celebrity poker 2 i love you)
maxamillion
canonically a narcissistic psychopath who might have schizophrenia. its ok i can reclaim him<333 (no i cant but my partner can) he also has a horrible family life but his family stuck together out of mutual hatred and a desire to reap society's rewards for the nuclear standard
this horrible shithead has prolly claimed to have every physical disability at some point but he's only been diagnosed w/ hypermobile joint disorder / ehler-dahlos
in the more modern time of 2024, he usually sticks to only mocking people for things that are a. traits he shares with them or b. actually disturbing, inhumane or generally Yucky
he's wanted kids for years, which is why he's constantly not-so-subtly mentioning it.
he's a deeply unprofessional drag queen AND drag king and loves playing around with both sides of the coin. he also does drag creature stuff but that's just how he normally looks so!
thanks to the autism and schizophrenia he's very touch averse. the only people he really wants touching him are sam (and sometimes, maybe, rarely, flint paper)
to say that he doesn't have any familial affection for lumpy is understating it. he uses lumpy as his personal (and fully consenting) stimtoy whenever he feels like it, regardless of where or who might see 'em.
he sometimes pretends he's still president to make people do stuff for him. this only works on sam though
though he's physically capable of handwriting so gorgeous it rivals sam, he saves that for the disgustingly cheesy, 'anonymous' love letters he sends him every year or seven
he's a mainer. a mainiac if ya will. grew up closer to the south and he's got some relatives from mass so he's got that masshole/bostoner accent. he's usually good at hiding his accent, but it's obvious when you ask him to say shit like "clam chowder" and "lobster" and "fish"
though he hates most country music, he still loves johnny cash
HES A SYSTEM BTW!!!!
botha them
they invented paralell play. sam w his computers and his papers and max with his drawing and stabbing the desk until it looks like a modern art piece
they're both extremely jealous of other people, but somehow have both missed that. sam's worried he's too jealous and overprotective, while max thinks he could stand to be a little more obsessive
one of their favorite things to do together is go to the comic book store and laugh at how horrible their childhood favorite comics have gotten (or always were)
every wedding shown is canon in some way, but around the telltale games sam started thinking they were just 'ironic' and 'a joke' and etc. despite the EXTREMELY high budget each had. he knows better now
max's whole "not making fun of anyone unless they're enough like him (or suck)" actually extends to sam as well. he's more than fine with making fun of someone bc they're fat or whatever despite the fact he clearly isn't. this is MOSTLY because he keeps forgetting he and sam don't share every single experience.
though sam is against drinking as a whole, the two sometimes go out to horribly shitty bars to get the worst in junk food & beer. every time they do, max happily proclaims that it was the best date EVER.
max almost likes sam's singing, sometimes, but this is usually only because he just really likes sam's voice
neither of them know how to use modern technology. when one finds out a single way a single program or feature works, they excitedly show the other like they just found the missing link between humans and neanderthals or whatever
sam helps with max's injections since max really seriously can't handle needles. it's the worst for the both of them, but the treats and snacks and ten-hour-long movie binges after help with the fear
generally speaking, max can get up and out of bed any time from around 6 to 13. sam gets up at 6:30 or 7:45 exactly every day, which means he usually makes breakfast if he feels up to cooking.
other than the aforementioned horrible bars, they have a lot of 'weird' date locations, like the dog park, the local sewer system, hell, etc.
yeay
#sam & max#sam and max#freelance husbands#hc#headcanon#headcanons#klug's writings#divider by bunnysrph
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Random ask game asks
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
What's one thing that's stereotypical about you?
I have the remnants of a british accent + I drink tea.
Play any instruments?
Piano, badly
A music artist everyone criticizes that you like:
Last show you watched:
Last movie you watched
Senior Love Me?
Last song you listened to
The Arc - The Light
Last book you read
Old Fashion Cupcake manga
Your top five most listened to artists this month on Spotify
Stray Kids
BTOB
Young K & Day 6
Kang Daniel
TRENDZ
Ever drank alcohol?
Every Friday and it’s Be My Favorite’s Fault
Every smoked anything?
Fish, mostly
Do you prefer to eat-in or take-out?
Both
If you could time travel what decade would you go to first
Am I invisible or do I look the way I do now? If #1 then the past, if #2 then the future.
An actor everyone loves that you don't like for whatever reason
Speak any other languages?
4 none of them well, including my ostensible original
Have any tattoos? Want any tattoos?
no
Have any piercings? Want any piercings?
yes
Do you prefer the hot or cold weather?
cold
Cats or dogs? Or some other pet?
none but those owned by others tend to adopt me (the house has a cat and he think’s i’m his)
Trendy over comfortable or comfortable over trendy?
trendy and comfortable, why choose?
Say one thing bad about something you love
the singing is terrible and the acting is usually pretty crap too
Do you prefer to read digitally or from a physical book?
digital
Do you put milk in your hot tea?
yes
Do you know how to play any popular gambling games?
no
A character you relate to for whatever reason?
A quote (from anything) you really love
How many pairs of shoes do you have
maybe 10?
Do you have trouble saying any words because of your accent/speech problems?
no, i’m good at words and public speaking
Earbuds or headphones?
buds
Showers or baths?
Early bird or night owl?
insomniac
Candles or scented spray?
fresh flowers
How often do you change your clothes?
as often as is necessary
Chess or checkers?
all board games bore me
Something you can do that you think is cool?
Perfume or body spray?
body oil
What's something that genuinely scares you
other people’s unhinged obsession
LED lights, the room light, or sunlight?
diffuse natural light
What's something you do differently than everyone else?
peel and chop fruit
If you have hair how often do you style it in some way?
spiky if i bother at all
Nail polish, press on nails, or acrylic nails?
short and tidy but nothing else
Do you have any fidget toys? If so what's your favorite?
I learned to sit still or get whacked, and i’m fine with the outcome
Do you drive?
yes
Your go-to genre of music?
Are you a good multitasker?
no one is a good multitasker
Silence or background noise?
kpop
A famous movie/show that you've never seen
i don’t know i haven’t seen it
Any sport you would like to play?
i don’t like sweating with other people around...
actually, i don’t like sweating at all
Can you write in cursive?
yes & calligraphy
Is your handwriting neat or at least easy to read?
yes very
Colored pencils, markers, or crayons?
black
How many pillows do you sleep with?
2
How many blankets do you sleep with?
3 (if the top sheet counts, ALWAYS top sheet)
Do you ever plan to get married one day?
fuck no
Do you ever plan to have kid(s) one day?
fuck no
Do you subscribe to any religion?
fuck no
Something in your room that you think is funny for whatever reason
the hotel room i am in right now has a teacup the size of my head painted with parrots and I have no idea why.
Would you rather be an actor, singer, comedian, or would you do something on YouTube/twitch/some other site
i would rather gouge out my own eyeball than be a celebrity of any kind
Are you scared of the dentist?
not at all, my dental hygiene is fucking amazing, they often get mad at me for wasting their time
(before you ask: good genetics + fucking flossing = the answer, just floss while watching your favorite bl, it’s not goodamn rocket science, take care of your teeth you slackwits)
Do you wear makeup?
sometimes
If you could be any character of the opposite sex, who would you be?
i already am
In the literal sense, are you an introvert or extrovert?
both
What's something in your room that makes no sense without context
aside from that dumb teacup, i don’t know, i’m not in my room, i’m rarely in my room
Favorite subject in school?
If you could visit any place in the world where would you go?
right now, i wanna get to taiwan before it isn’t anymore
A show/movie thats been on your watchlist forever but you for some reason keep putting off
Is the name you use online your real name? (Real name does not mean deadname)
never
Do you have a favorite sibling?
If you were to have a kid what names would you have in mind?
no fucking children, not mine, not anyone else’s, i am not interested, yours is NOT the cutest nor the smartest (trust me) and i don’t want to hear about them
Do you think things like anniversaries are a big deal?
no
Mobile games or PC/console games?
no games
Do you believe in things like ghosts?
no
Long sleeve + shorts or short sleeve + pants
depends on the weather and culture
Can you do any voice impressions?
no
What was the first fandom you were genuinely into
star trek
Do you prefer womens or mens products?
depends on the smell, price, and effectiveness
would you be fine having your partner completely provide for you?
never
Plain clothes or vibrant and eye catching clothes?
neither, i’m usually just stylish and quirky
Movie date or restaurant date?
food
Do you split the check or expect only one of you to be paying it?
split or I’ll pay if my friend isn’t holding
Favorite fast food place?
i’d rather not
How do you make your coffee?
in italy
Do you pay attention to the music or the lyrics more?
music
Are you more energetic or tame?
energetic
Are you witty?
only by accident
A show everyone criticizes that you like
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California: Oklahoma, what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with?
Oklahoma: ...People?
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Oklahoma: If it’s any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message.
California: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.
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Oklahoma: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
California: Wow, I've gotta hear this.
Oklahoma: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
California: You forgot pride.
Oklahoma: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
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Oklahoma: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
California: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
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Oklahoma: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
California: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Oklahoma: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
California: You wouldn’t?
Oklahoma: I mean, unless you want to-
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Oklahoma: What’s sexting?
California: I'm not having this conversation with you.
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California: Know why I called you in here?
Oklahoma: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
California: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
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Oklahoma: Look, last night was a mistake.
California: A sexy mistake.
Oklahoma: No, just a regular mistake.
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Oklahoma: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
California: Nope, there's 26.
Oklahoma: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
California: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Oklahoma: You'll get the D later ;).
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Oklahoma, turning to California: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
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Oklahoma: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
California: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves,
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California: New York , you'll be working with Georgia and Oklahoma.
New York : Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
New York : ...Of people on a team.
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New York , writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
New York : THERE. Now send it.
Oklahoma:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
New York : JUST DO IT!
later
California: So what does it say?
Georgia , reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
California:
Georgia :
California: Gross-
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Oklahoma: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Georgia : Milfs.
New York : Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Oklahoma: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
California: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
California: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
New York : Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Oklahoma: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Oklahoma: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
California: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Georgia : What? No! It isn't!
California: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
New York : California...
California: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
New York : I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
California: OKLAHOMA, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Oklahoma: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Georgia : THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
New York : Y'all are dumbasses.
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Oklahoma: So anyways have y'all seen New York ?
California: I think they went in Georgia 's room 'studying'.
Florida : Doubt that. I heard groans there.
*Meanwhile in Georgia 's room*
New York & Georgia , fighting:
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California: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
Florida : Elephants.
California: Blocked.
New York : Camels.
California: Extra blocked.
Georgia : Donkeys.
California: Ultra blocked.
Oklahoma: That dick.
California: ...Followed.
Or
Georgia : Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
California: Elephants.
Georgia : Blocked.
Florida : Camels.
Georgia : Extra blocked.
Oklahoma: Donkeys.
Georgia : Ultra blocked.
New York : That dick.
Georgia : ...Followed.
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California: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?
New York : Sex.
Oklahoma: Seriously, answer faster.
New York : I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.
Oklahoma: It’s like a giant hug.
California: Georgia , what about you? What would you give up sex or food?
Georgia : Food.
California: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?
Georgia : Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.
Florida : What about you Louisiana? What would you give up sex or food?
Louisiana: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.
Florida : No, you gotta pick one.
Louisiana: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!
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Cali : Florida kissed me!
New York : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Cali : It was unbelievable!
New York : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Louisiana: Okay, we wanna hear everything. New York , get the wine and unplug the phone. Cali , does this end well or do we need tissues?
Cali : Oh, it ended very well.
New York : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Louisiana: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Cali : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Louisiana: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Cali : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
New York and Louisiana: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Florida eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Gov : Tongue?
Florida: Yeah.
Texas: Cool.
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New York: Where's Oklahoma, California, and Georgia?
undefined: They're playing hide and seek.
New York: Where?
New Jersey: I don't think you get how this game works.
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thoughts on dcas e6:
the songs
honestly wasn't expecting much (tho i didn't think they'd be bad) but those were actually really good
stylistically i think magenta was my favorite but they were all really good
tom+jake+aiden
this plot is so so funny to me. *tom voice* if i avoid my problems for long enough they definitely won't become infinitely worse
also theater kid aiden going "i need to think about it because i do have a boyfriend, but stage kisses are a thing and we don't have feelings for each other so i can be okay with it"
while tom's like "ah fuck. i really should've talked to jake by now. nothing i can do i guess!" and then afterwards is like "wait do you think he was mad at me?" comedy GOLD
like to be clear so much of the humor for me here is that aiden is Not Interested. literally the entire problem is that tom is not communicating and therefore jake has no reason to know any of that. and especially now that aiden's started picking up on drama it's like. how long can you run from this? maybe you should stop running? oh, no. no he's running faster.
magenta team
i really like ally/ashley friendship. very easily could've been an us vs. them thing even with hunter out, but it makes sense that ashley wouldn't go for that.
also i really like that ally doesn't miss hunter. i think a lot of the problems with their relationship they've been hinting at so far is that ally struggles a lot with personal identity outside of other people, and hunter didn't understand or accommodate that. regardless of whether they stay together in the end, they very much needed a break so she can figure out who she is without him again and whether she actually wants to be there (and i wish her luck).
yellow team elimination
connor vs. yul as the elimination makes sense, and the fact that it was connor also makes sense (especially since yul is now getting production help with his image)
i really really like the detail that alec betrayed connor for his own good. their alliance concerned me because i like the friendship, but with the villains alliance it seemed really dangerous. and alec going "i like this man and i want him around, but being here is bad for him" is actually a really honest and mature approach.
(i also can't be assed to check handwriting, but i did notice it wasn't confirmed riya betrayed him- one vote wasn't read and it could've been against yul- but also i don't expect that to really mean anything)
rest of yellow team stuff
grett :( baby :(
she does not deserve this treatment and i know yul's going down in the end because he is so intentionally designed to be so so terrible but in the meantime :(
riya fucking up was telegraphed so hard (not a bad thing) and i appreciate how it a) makes her the obvious boot from a single challenge perspective and b) has no actual effect on the elimination.
other thoughts
don't really like what they're doing with trevor and derek. i'm sure it'll work out fine in the end but for now i'm largely ignoring it out of mild squick.
predictions
cyan team is due for elimination, although idk that they'll get it. if they do i'm guessing ellie or tom- either because ellie villain plot finally goes down against her, or tom if the love triangle plot plays out. i could see others but tbh i think this team drama works better with them making it to the merge.
if it's magenta team it's probably fiore, which makes me think it won't be magenta team.
yellow team as always is such a dumpster fire of drama. if they lose it's probably yul vs. riya but they both could have plot armor protecting them so idk.
don't have much else rn because i need to leave but hopefully e7 is able to come out on time, and even if not that the difficulties the team is facing re: leakers aren't too devastating.
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GAH fair enough i'll try cook up something else.... i will say sometimes i do send different people very similar things by complete accident because my memory is horrible and i forget what i've said to who😭😭
just from the top of my head right now though (just finished a nightmare hell world shift at work so i need to think about The Characters or i'll die):
cirrus helping aurora discover and explore Butchism❤️ BUTCH LESBIANS 5EVER
cumulus washes, dries, and brushes cirrus' hair for her when her arms are too sore/tired to reach up (in my mind cirrus has EDS just like meeee:3 )
controversial take but short cirrus and tall cumulus is so real to me.... BUT cirrus is still the big spoon. she jetpacks it
cumulus: why is it taking her so long to text me back....
cirrus: google how do i spell gorjus
cirrus has AWFUL penmanship (it's either EDS or autism, or both! I'm still figuring that out myself.) and cumulus cannot stand it. she loves that girl but absolutely despises her handwriting. in a similar vein, cirrus is god awful at wrapping presents and cumulus will confiscate them and wrap them herself ("ITS NOT THAT BAD ITLL GET TORN OFF ANYWAYS!" "it is that bad and i don't care")
i think cirrus is just bad with her hands in general for a number of reasons (world's worst handjob giver💔 sad but true. millions cried.) so cumulus often does fine motor tasks for her (writing things down, wrapping presents, sometimes cutting up her food for her when it's just the two of them. they are so tender.... ue ue ue)
cirrus can't swim. that's all
ironically, cumulus is somewhat afraid of heights and cirrus is TERRIFIED of flying bugs (especially moths) (which makes phantom very sad because he loves them. she tries VERY HARD not to squash them whenever he's around....)
THIS ASK IS TOO LONG SO THATS ALL FOR NOW HOPE YOU ENJOY BYEEEE🧡🧡🧡🧡😇😇😇😇
WAHHHH I love your takes on Cirrus! The fandom as a whole (me included) get really caught up on Cirrus being the responsible, smart, in control one who is elegent and is good at everything because someone has to be, and I just love seeing thoughts of her that don't subscribe to that. Especially bad penmenship, bad speller, terrble present wrapper Cirrus.
We all headcanon her as such a perfectionist but what if she isn't? What if she's actually sort of a trainwreck sometimes? Also scared of heights cumulus? Butch Aurora and Cirrus? fuck yeah. FUCK YEAH. I love finding little ways to make the ghouls more "human" and well-rounded. I love the idea of reserved, elegent, sure of herself Cirrus--but I also love the idea that maybe she is also sort of a mess too. Terrible at painting her nails neatly. Impatient. One of the worst cooks in the Abbey. But genuine, and funny, and kind, and absolutely willing to step up and take care of her pack when she needs to. UGH I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH.
#comet canons#Cirrus ghoulette#cirrus is one of the characters I struggle with characterizing the most honestly#she is an enigma to me#and everyone around her#and I love her for it
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Hi king, can you rank your favorite Redcloaks from best to worst
-definitely not a Redcloak who wants to know if I’m your favorite
Ah, unfortunately, I do not do rankings. The last time I did, I got in trouble for giving Abeke the top spot. However, let’s just say that some Redcloaks are . . . more attuned to my personality.
Stead, of course, is one of these. He’s quite stubborn sometimes and I wish he would lighten up a little when we tease him by calling him Crown. But he’s very loyal. And he’s really good at my dance moves, almost as good as me. He also complained the least when I proposed the idea. And he even got me a new set of ruby earrings for my birthday! Rollan claims that this is “practically bribery” that’s part of a “corrupt organization” since I tend to go a little less hard on him when he disobeys my orders because of this, but I disagree.
Next is Jolt. I think he’s probably the one of us that is most likely to have switched sides during the war itself. He seems to have a strong sense of morals that would have, sooner or later, led him to the correct side. But I don’t like the way he draws crocodiles all over the page when he sends me messages. He might think it’s funny, but it’s actually disrespectful. Also, his handwriting is absolute shit. I once had to ask Shadow what he’d written because I couldn’t decipher it.
Shadow and Howl can be nuisances, but they're very good fighters. Although Howl is terrible at the game Statue. Shadow also loves to come up behind me while I'm cooking and scare the shit out of me, which I am not a fan of. However, they are also very good at running errands efficiently, which I like.
Ever since Talon spread that vile cartoon about me, she hasn't been my favorite. I've had many a talk with her, but all she does is aim her crossbow at me and pretend to shoot me, which is completely unacceptable behavior. She's also taken to calling me "Crocoboy" which I don't like, and nobody will help me come up with an equally insulting nickname for her, which I find utterly unfair. However, she's an awesome shot and one time, I had to go on a mission alone with her and she's completely hilarious. Honestly, it's a bit dangerous, since my laughing almost gave our position away one time. But she has a way of lightening the mood in a way that nobody else can.
Ah, Worthy. I don't hate him, I really don't. He just gets under my skin sometimes. Always smirking (especially when Abeke's around) and I don't like the way he likes to make commentary while I'm giving important, inspiring speeches. It really disrupts the mood I'm trying to create. But he's also one of the only Redcloaks to say nice things behind my back. I once asked Abeke what he said to her about me when I sent him on that bond token mission, and she said that he praised me and called me an amazing, organized leader.
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is all my Redcloaks have their good and bad sides, and this is just a handful of the total count. Some have good sides that gel well with me and bad sides that are forgivable, while some others . . . not so much. But they're all amazing! Whoever you are, dearest anonymous Redcloak, you can rest assured that I like you just fine, even if you aren't my favorite!
#spirit animals#spirit animals books#spirit animals series#shane#spirit animals shane#shane gets an ask#spirit animals roleplay#redcloaks#spirit animals redcloaks#i love all my redcloaks! we're all tied together by the bonds of fucking up beyond recognition and fighting for redemption!#an honorable mission if you ask me
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