#I miss them chat. I miss them a lot

[mangora]

Don’t feel like doing my Religion 203 homework, SCIKE HEADCANONS ‼️

•Mike calls Scott “Scottie” and Scott calls Mike “Michael”. It pisses both of them off

•Everything becomes a competition with them. Scott challenges Mike first and Mike pretends that he’s above it but then spends the rest of the day obsessively trying to beat Scott at whatever-the-fuck while refusing to admit that that’s what he’s doing

•They love to trash talk each other, Scott always comes up to Mike before a challenge to tell him how he’s going to kick his ass and Mike always points out that Scott’s team loses every challenge and they go back-and-forth until someone forces them to stop

•They’re both really touchy-feely without realizing it. Scott grabs Mike’s arm/shoulder and leans on him and nudges him, and Mike loves to get as close as possible when he talks to Scott and lightly kick him and he’ll even run a finger along his jaw or boop his nose if he’s feeling particularly sprung

•They both have terrible insomnia and see each other on night walks often

•Mike has frequent headaches and as much of an asshole as Scott is, he knows how to recognize them and will lower his voice or leave him alone if he notices Mike having one. Sometimes he’ll even quietly pass him coffee or a cigarette

•Scott’s stolen shirts from Mike before— never to wear, just to have

•Mike wears eyeliner sometimes and Scott hardcore makes fun of him for it but actually really likes how it looks

•They both get annoyed incredibly easily, Mike’s just usually better at repressing it

•I have a lot of ideas how they realize their feelings for one another— or never realize them, and simply feel them without doing much about them— but one that I particularly like is the idea of them realizing at the exact same time and knowing that the other knows but not really having the guts to do anything about it because they hate each other and also it’s like 2008

•They both like classic rock, metal, punk, and alternative hip hop. Sometimes they listen to music together and Mike gets really uppity about it and Scott thinks it’s funny

•They watch horror movies together and Scott insists that he’s not scared but he always is. Mike’s surprisingly immune to horror films and likes seeing Scott get psyched out over them

•They’ve had to share beds a few times (in my head, where ROTI is like 26 episodes and they get stuck together a lot), and they always start out with their backs to each other as far apart as possible, but wake up holding each other and pretending to be asleep so they don’t have to stop

•Sometimes after the team swap with Jo and Scott, the Maggots will succeed, and the two of them will momentarily forget they hate each other and want each other to lose, and they’ll high five or hug or something, and then realize what they’re doing and break apart

•They’re both able to pick each other up, and will do so to tick each other off

•Scott runs hot and Mike runs cold, which makes them perfect to hold one another, but they usually refuse to do so because Doomed Yaoi

•I feel like almost everyone is vaguely aware that they have something like…Weird and vaguely romantic between them, but no one can figure out what to call it or if they should say something

•They’re both really observant people and will offhandedly make extremely specific comments about one another that no one else really understands. Like Mike will mention how Scott snorts when he laughs, Scott will talk about how Mike cracks his knuckles when he’s nervous, Mike will tell everyone how Scott has freckles on the backs of his hands and the small of his back, Scott will remark that Mike whistles when he breathes, Mike will bring up Scott’s farmer’s tan, Scott will dog on Mike for having such frilly cursive handwriting, etc.

•Mike can speak some Italian, and sometimes when he’s having a hard time processing his feelings for Scott he’ll write or talk out loud to himself about him in Italian. Cameron’s caught some of what he’s said just by virtue of knowing enough Latin roots

•Mike makes and wears a lot of different necklaces, and Scott always notices which one he’s wearing. Mike makes Fang’s tooth into a necklace for Scott, not because he likes him but just to keep himself busy

•Speaking of, both of them have ADHD and need to constantly be moving or doing something in order to focus. Sometimes mouthing off to each other or wrestling helps them sort of ground themselves, and it’s kind of understood at times that it’s not an aggressive act but rather a mutual sort of comfort ritual

•I like to think at some point, maybe before Scott blackmailing Mike or at some point during All Stars when they’re left alone for a while, they have some sort of genuine tender moment. Like just one moment where they’re alone and kiss and cuddle with each other without any real intensity or smugness behind it, and they’re both terrified and feel horribly ashamed of it but also never say anything about it because they don’y want it to end, and if they don’t talk about it then it doesn’t even count, does it? And after it happens they go back to normal but also they don’t, they pine for each other so badly that it hurts, no one understands how to show them proper affection besides each other. Or whatever yk

•Mike and Scott both have a pretty dark sense of humor and make each other laugh more than either will admit

•Sometimes they compliment each other to “throw the other one off”, but it’s really just because they both admire each other in certain ways, and also because neither knows how to really accept praise. Like they will both get really flustered and try to hide it, and then ruminate on it for the whole night afterwards

[verycoolsnails]

I need to rewatch t.sp sometime ....

[dawnlotus1]

* SOBS*

[feedgarf]

i havent actually read the Book of Bill, nor have i ever participated in a Gravity Falls mystery hunt, but i always appreciated them from afar. Anyway, im not immune to toxic old man yaoi.

[n0anix]

they deserve some comfort

[key-rk]

Something quick bc I miss them a lot

Let's also pretend the perspective and stuff makes sense ty

[corporealchaos]

NO THOUGHTS JUST THIS:

[peanutheadedshenanigans]

so that ii finale was really something

[mellohiizz]

One of my fave ropicc things is how fanon often depicts Ro as this angelic, ethereal looking being while Mapicc is just some fucking guy in a hoodie who has horns sometimes. Truly peak tier ship idc

i fully agree with you, anon. it's very silly and it's actually part of why i really like drawing ro very angelic looking. i love how they look together.

took this as an excuse to draw them, i love them a lot

[neonhellscape]

okay its no secret i dont buy into marazhai being the persona he puts on. so as i've officially met him in game now, im making a list of all the in-game reasons i think he's a bit of an idiot [which i love btw. i find him far more compelling if he's a bit stupid/weird and he's trying so hard not to be but you just know nobody in commorragh is inviting him to parties]

the very first time you get a glance of him on a rooftop and. 'deal with this' "of course" proceeds to just walk off like 3 seconds after the other two

ambushes you. has you cornered. is in optimal position to kick your ass frankly, high ground and better weapons and utilising shock against you. ...he bitches at you for a while, gets insulted, then runs off into the forest with a maniacal cackle

heinrix fired a mild insult [considering what he's like to everyone else its barely an insult] and he took big enough issue with it to start saying how he'll break him and turn him into a pet. oh sure dude you're responding super well to this mild comment from the guy who accidentally insults everyone and their entire ancestral line at some point

i think it says something that he's learned to speak your language fluently too. that Has to be some kind of Yikes moment to admit publicly in drukhari culture. buried family secret great great grandfather drukhari-georg learned to speak mon keigh and now we claim he just spoke oddly because was shot in the head as a child to prevent the shame

he also knows the mon keigh lore that says youre a super special little guy as rogue trader and actually LISTENS to the fact you're the special little guy as rogue trader. and he does treat you as more equal/with more respect than the other characters. thats not just a drukhari culture yikes thats what gets you checked for a concussion or brain damage

literally socially atrocious enough its believed he's working with you [read: with you. not using you, not manipulating, cooperating. this is a big difference i feel] and only he himself doesnt believe it

ignore the fact he eventually DOES work with you which. is its own follow up statement

challenges you to fight him, to give chase then and there. i made him wait while i went through english government simulator where i queued for multiple days, did multiple day/week voidship trips back and forth, got distracted by accidentally starting jae's romance, pasqal telling me to servitorise her, getting blackout drunk with her, shipwide broadcast tm, giving her a voidship, her getting me a space cat, attacked by pirates, dealt with a plague, explored a few extra systems.......................

he destroys your palace. ...its rebuilt effectively within a week. most of the damage is in bodies which are just sent to the poor district to rot [almost feels worse than the damage done good job imperium]

the throne has claw marks. he could've blown it up or shot it or piled corpses on it but no he wanted to sit on the fancy chair and so turned into a common housecat mauling the sofa arm

how long was he just sitting there lounging on that chair? again see how long i kept him waiting. he was just sitting there trying to find a comfy position on this [for him] kinda small chair JUST so he could briefly taunt, break your window with his space motorbike, jump off the chair in a dramatic [but not gunna lie not that impressive] feat of gymnastics, then fly out. he doesnt even shoot at you as he leaves

i will continue my list as i see more that entertain me

[anachronistic-falsehood]

do u guys ever think about spiderbit.

[sergle]

Can you guys fucking look normal for a second I'm trying to get you adopted

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Had to explain to a friend today that No Really I Swear Magneto And Professor X Are Friends And Like Each Other Thats Canon And Real

[gingermintpepper]

I know everyone knows the story of Actaeon and how he met a terrible fate by stumbling upon Artemis bathing in her forest but did you know that Actaeon was Apollo's grandson? That his father was Aristaeus, lord of the bees and the rustic arts and his mother was Autonoe, daughter of Cadmus and princess of Thebes?

Did you know he was trained by Chiron? That he was considered a hunter so skilled his talent was considered divine, that he was his parents' only child and that he was loved?

Did you know the grief that consumed the household when word of Actaeon's fate reached them? That Cadmus cut his hair, that Harmonia wept and was disconsolate and that his parents... well, Autonoe walked the length of the forest, keeping a sharp eye out for her son, but all she saw were the scattered bones of a fawn. Aristaeus too, had heard his son was torn apart and so fruitlessly, foolishly searched for the bones of a man. (There was none to be found)

Did you know that it was Actaeon's ghost, unhappy and unburied, trapped on the earth, who leaned over his sleeping father and told him of his fate? "You will not find me as you knew me, gather me as a stag." And Aristaeus immediately woke his wife and told her the truth, and together they grieved all the night long.

(Did you know that this is why Aristaeus abandons Boeotia? He could not stand the sight of it and so he went to Ceos. And there he slayed the dog-star. And there he became a healing wind. All in the name of his only son, that foolish, beloved Actaeon.)

[hall0wedwyrm]

GUYS I downloaded From the Fog and HEHEHEHEHE!!!! NORMAL ABOUT IT!!!!!!!

i can just be minding my business and I turn and Herobrine is standing there and I just stop and I'm like oh hello sir how are you,,

also this picture I took of him,,

I'm yet to fully see his eyes glowing in pitch darkness BUT I'm very excited to. my goal in the world I'm currently playing is to make a shrine for him,, and build a nice house lol

[eviligo]

i think sm needs to hire more than one person to field the sticker support emails, because i haven’t gotten any stickers since august and i’m not the only one in that position. lol