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Going out with the hubs
#ignore the singular plug my kid bashed my ear so i cant put anything in it#for the second time#personal#alt mom#makeup#I'm wearing lipstick for once#snapchat filters#casual goth#maybe alt#my hair is a disaster#i think i'm pretty#self obsessed#good day#i finally live somewhere with hella good lighting everywhere
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Projecting my horrible curly wavy tangle hair and (former) tender head onto Leonardo
#he begged donnie to do his hair n then started wailing the second donnie came near him#dramatic ass#trans leo btw#not even a little relevant but idc he’s wearing. binder so#n it’s my fave head cannon ever#rottmnt#disaster twins#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#tmnt
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Kaku's attempt to get a spot in the Thrasher magazine
(hope my boy made it)
#lucci was annoyed but supportive. although he didnt expect to lose his hat and a few hair strands in the process#stussy was very entertained by this disaster of a photoshoot#one piece#rob lucci#kaku#stussy one piece#hattori one piece#cp0#kaku one piece#my art
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Thinking about Eddie Munson who was complaining to the rest of the band about his shoulders and neck hurting post show. One of them convinces him to go for a massage.
Eddie shows up day of and is told to strip to level of comfort and get under the sheets laying on his back, his masseuse will knock before coming in. Eddie has not an ounce of care or shame, strips completely naked. Scars and tattoos on full display. He climbs between the sheets and waits. After knocking and hearing a "come in", his masseuse enters and-
The most handsome man he's ever seen walks in. A bit of stubble on his defined jaw, soft pale lips Eddie wants to kiss, big brown eyes Eddie wants to get lost in, slutty little waist and an ass Eddie could-
He introduces himself as Steve. Verifies where Eddie had said his tension was on the form he hastily filled out. Then it starts.
And maybe, maybe, Eddie is a bit touch starved. He could have anyone he wants, but they don't want him just his fame. Pushes them all away. Only gets close to his band, but they all are busy and have their own people outside of work.
And Steve is just touching him. Rubbing smooth circles into his temple, down his cheekbones towards his jaw. Pressing on parts of Eddie's face he didn't even realize were tense. It's relaxing.
And Eddie regrets not leaving at least his boxers on to help hide that he's becoming hard. Kind of embarrassing, which makes his dick harder- which, that's a lot to unpack right now-
"Hey, relax man," Steve says, laying a gentle hand on his shoulder. Eddie can see Steve's eyes dart towards the obvious situation," It's natural. Happens to the best of us." "Does it happen to you?" Eddie blurts out. Eddie wants to shove his face in one of these soft plush pillows and scream, but Steve just snorts a laugh and shakes his head at him. Doesn't even respond as he continues the massage.
Eddie tries to hold back his groans as Steve turns his head to the side and rubs his neck into his shoulders. He can feel the tension leave his body slowly. Feel the knots in his muscles release.
Eddie can't, however, hold back the noise he makes when Steve grabs a hold of his hair and tugs it. Eddie's eyes pop open and he stares into Steve's face, who has started blushing. Steve just clears his throat and let's Eddie's hair go before continuing the massage.
#Steve was just moving his hair and the intrusive thought won over and yanked Eddie's hair towards him#Eddie is waxing poetic in his head has already written a minimum of 3 songs about Steve and is now going to have Steve star in every fantas#Lol yall aren't gonna believe this i paused when typing 'Eddie is' and the suggested was to put 'Eddie is a gay disaster' asdhfdlsl#Anyways this was totally NOT inspired by me getting a massage (I've had many in the past) and this random masseuse grabbed all of my hair i#Their hand and then tugged it towards themselves which...has never happened before and I almost moaned so uh found something out about me#I was just like “OH???oh!” And then proceeded to melt into the table#That wasn't even the wildest massage experience I had...I've had a few which is why I know I should only stick with one person#Because I trust that masseuse but instead I was like “well let me try the stones they don't offer here” and went elsewhere#ANYWAYS I could see this happening to Eddie and went oh yeah...didn't mean to ramble but here ya go#Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson#Eddie Munson x Steve Harrington#Steddie#Steddie drabble#Jade is Talking
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Baby’s first hair problems ('▽')
#bros got no experience with the horror of shedding hair#curiosity killed the turtle?#i don’t blame him#it’d get the better of me if I had a ninpo dragon with hair#rottmnt#tmnt#my art#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#rottmnt disaster twins#tmnt dragons#tmnt spitfire#rottmnt spitfire
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Short hair pdREDUX save me😖
#postal redux#postal 2#postal dude#postal game#I heard a song and it gave parade of disasters vibe or someshit#I love all pd’s but short haired redux…. oh how badly I wanna be you…#and my crush looks legit like pd2 so he’s there too.🧎
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good omens season 2 + text posts I have on my phone (2/?)
pt. 1
#* in muriel's little voice * hello hello hello#how are we coping on this fine day?#listen im rewatching#i have to wait three years at minimum for season 3#I NEED TO MEME MY WAY OUT OF THIS#i need to be silly otherwise there’s the horrors#anyway i live and breathe by every meme im making about crowley#we come from the same queer red haired and with a propension to disasters stock#good omens spoilers#good omens season 2#gos2 spoilers#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#tumblr text posts#tumblr text meme#user purrvaire#my memes#my screenshots
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quick juniors in modern drip
#aka the drippy juniors#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mdzs fanart#lan sizhui#jin ling#lan jingyi#ouyang zizhen#yea that's right I remembered ouyang zizhen#you can't convince me that jingyi wouldn't be a fashion disaster if he wore anything but lan robes#mxtx#jingyi's shirt says hangguang-jun number 1#modern#clothes#my drawings#mostly did this cuz modern AUs a lot of the time have everyone with shortened hair but I think the long hair is too pretty to do away with#but it's hard to visualize the long hair without robes#so here! Long hair and modern AU#I gave Jin Ling back his curls from the novels#and zizhen gets his manhua appearance even tho I haven't read it#it's his best design though ok
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sometimes i gotta bask in the knowledge that teen me would be so stoked if it knew what i look like now
#hi. heres the annual ira selfie#mostly i wanted to take one bc i cut my hair for the first time today (as in layers not just shavinf the sides)#and it came out fine instead of being a disaster. so i'm feeling celebratory#i mean you cant even see the haircut bc i immediately pulled everything back and slammed my headphones on anyway. but its abt the spirit
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#disclaimer i don't think Tommy is old I just thought the post was funny#buck and i have the same type (hot tops with great hair)#tevan#bucktommy#tommy kinard#evan buckley#bi disaster evan buckley#gay firefighter show#my post#lou ferrigno jr#oliver stark#911 text posts#text post meme#magic flying man
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Reading "The Never-Ending Sacrifice" together makes the experience somewhat bearable. 😌
#“julian slowly learning kardasi by reading it out loud to garak”-trope my beloved#two guys...chilling on a sofa...zero feet apart cause they're gay TM🌞🙂💫#may i offer you some comfort art in these reaaallyy trying times#i like to imagine garak would allow himself to move more freely (like fidgeting with his hair) when he's around julian#cause he feels (mostly) safe around him - so cute i'm gonna go cry now#bi twink x disaster lizard man 🤲#garashir#idiots in love#star trek fanart#star trek#star trek deep space nine#deep space nine#star trek ds9#ds9#elim garak/julian bashir#elim garak#julian bashir#artists on tumblr#fanart#digital art#otp: especially the lies#lwd#lower decks#lower decks thank you for my life#CANON I AM LIVING
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Here's some dad + daughter parallels that shatter my poor tortured heart even more👌
It's crazy to think they have so much in common despite completely different circumstances ❤️🩹
#fanart#my art#digital art#arcane#arcane vi#arcane powder#arcane jinx#arcane vander#arcane silco#young vi#vi and vander#silco and powder#childhood trauma#cptsd#zaundads#fishbones#sisters#flashbacks#sketchbook#monkey bomb#hugs#family fluff#both are ultimate disaster duos 👍#riot games#tears#shimmer#little vi gets all the hair ruffles its canon ok#fathers and daughters#theyre so cute 😭#im gonna go cry now
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Murdered my art block by projecting Rau's fem gaara inspo onto anime screenshots btw
Close ups w/o refs under the cut
#gaara#sabaku no gaara#fanart#fan art#autumns disaster art#the way I just copped the hair+ outfit I truly am artless thief#I needed something that I didn't have to think too hard about lol#I DO have spicy gaaleesbians on the way as well uwu#I am unable to resist posting art as soon as its done#genderbend#do we still call it that#I'm actually a lil obsessed with the upside down one#you can't even tell the difference with the sand ones#but I love my crazy ass bbgirl#it looks like the do it for her meme
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#chris is so pretty in this one...#so is lila...#theyd be a fucking power couple if they weren't so terrible skfbskjdfbs#my art#miraculous ladybug#miraculous disaster au#lila rossi#chris duval#nathalie sancoeur#i still dont know what her role in the story is lol#this also her redesign i guess#cuz why does she have a random streak in her hair
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The best way to medicate your muppet is to turn him into a worm with no arms
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I desperately await the reveal of Mafia AU Balam...So while we wait, here's my take on him physically, and my bestfriendwife's take on his role. That being an ex-gangster who's trying to repair and clean up the slums, but everyone is still scared of regardless. In our au he gets dragged back into the gang shit when Kalego, and old associate and friend, calls him back in to babysit/bodyguard for the newest of the Don's kidnapped grandkids
#my art#mairimashita! iruma kun#welcome to demon school iruma kun#mairimashita mafia au#M!IK mafia#M!IK balam#balam shichirou#M!IK shichirou#mans is built like a fucking house and his hair is a disaster#I bet he takes care of and teaches the kids in the slums#proship safe#antis dni#Gentle Sunset#also this image is so big it ain't even funny#AU stuff
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