#my good lord the this she does with me

[notsosecretlyalesbian]

Paget Brewster as Emily Prentiss in Criminal Minds | 16×06: True Conviction

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Portrait of a long (not actually) suffering partner

From Georgia Tennant's Instagram

[dollypopup]

"Penelope should have chosen Debling!"

My sister in Christ. . .he literally dumped her???

Like just before Colin Bridgerton was on his knees after outrunning her carriage to profess how he can't stop thinking about her in his love me, choose me, I'm yours speech, Debling did the Regency equivalent of calling her a floozy who would undoubtedly cheat on him when he abandoned her for several years to chase his passions (because she would never be one of said passions since she asked outright if he could ever come to care for her and he went 'hmmmm seems unlikely! good thing you have solitary hobbies to occupy you instead!') when he has been given 0 evidence of such other than realizing she liked to look out the window because she had a crush on the boy across the street. I was ready to challenge that man to a duel for Pen's honor

His feelings for her were middling at best, I mean Christ on a Pogostick, after he asked her mum for permission to propose he isn't even happy when he opens the door and Pen is there? She's looking like a snack- nay, a whole ass MEAL, and he can't even smile? He just nods at her and dips the fuck out? You don't think it would kill Penelope to know that both her sisters have husbands who absolutely adore them and she's out here with an absent dude who likely won't even write to her?

Portia's 'Love is make believe!' speech is so transparently full of shit when you realize that we've got Dankworth who is so obsessed with Prudence that he makes heart eyes at her every waking moment and considers her his little bonbon and Albion who loves Phillipa so much that he was waiting for her to consent to sex (not realizing she didn't know what it was) for two entire years because he would never pressure her and so he was content with finishing in his pants when he kissed her to make sure she was comfortable. And you want Penelope to settle for a life of loneliness? When Colin is so besotted with her that he dreams of her and breaks every societal expectation in the book as a notorious People Pleaser to run after her and cannot even wait for the morning after being intimate with her to introduce her as his wife to his family in the middle of the night? You want her to turn down Mr "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible" Bridgerton? For LORD PENGUIN?

Be so serious right now

[vaggieslefteye]

CHARLIE MAGNE from HAZBIN HOTEL (2019): Pilot - "That's Entertainment" ↳ "So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption?"

[moeblob]

Rey, who is in my very biased opinion, one of the funniest "girls" I have because she's just a guy, truly. Like Rey is just short for Reynold because he was recruited by a a goddess to help the hero she selected and the hero is conveniently Reynold's younger brother. So he agrees to help under the condition that the goddess gives him a female body for the other world. She's like "really odd flex but whatever" and gives him a female form and he's like "you know. I can't really blame anyone but myself for not specifying 'please don't turn me into a Lisa Frank personification'."

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

*kelsey grammar voice* Hope those crazy kids can make it work!

[just-another-obsessed-fangirl]

2 am and my npmd rotted brain is even more incoherent than usual but like... max explicitly saying that he views grace as "forbidden fruit", and while not said out loud, that is clearly also how grace views max... in christian doctrine, adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit and became sinful and unintentionally doomed the rest of humanity with original sin... grace having sex with max, tasting her forbidden fruit and becoming sinful and taking it upon herself to doom the rest of sinful humanity (well, dirty dudes, but she clearly doesn't have extreme qualifications for who could deserve that title)

[sunshine-girl-shines]

I got to talk to a coworker today about malevolent for like 2 hours?! I could not stop yapping about it

[maybemeursault]

look okay it's bad to erase marvin's canonical sexuality and the fact that She Likes Men but i literally genuinely with all my heart think that she is a trans woman

[sanchoyo]

trying to do truly deranged new things I haven’t tried before with coding after not practicing for a while is so painful 😔

[sundays-mutt]

my life is so cyclical. i find a hobby. i write self insert fanfiction for it. the cycle continues. how long? who knows. until i die perhaps!

[bedforddanes75]

this is by no means an original thought but Omg the way u fucking "lyric obsessed~~ thought daughter~~ taylor swift~~ lana del rey~~" people act like rap is the WORST genre ever and deserves to die is soo weird because like. "they only talk about how tough they are and how they wanna kill people" first of all ur wrong second of all who was it who said "ur wife waters flowers i wanna kill her" 🤨 who was that 🤨🤨 u are simply Racist or at the very least NOT open to new ideas and genres (which is fine on its own (the second point .) but if u start shitting on it and calling it terrible just because u dont like it then u are DUMB) omg. "i listen for lyrics not sound" that is literally the number one reason u should listen to rap Hello even cupcakke has like Good lyrics please omg "i dont like how it sounds" that is a Better reason but they act like its one single genre and doesnt have nine thousand subgenres that sound Different. what

[bibleofficial]

i was literally crying more than my auntie at her only child’s wedding like ‘i never thought id live to see the day’ as if im fucking 75

[lillyorlyracat]

Me: Ok yes I kin Poppy yes Trolls is my biggest hyperfix rn but I am not Poppy irl there's just too many differences

Also me: yes you are yes you are yes you are yes you are

[popponn]

mysme is doing wonders for my mental health i miss you so much my defender of justice 707 my love my star my planet the light of my life the bfest bf to ever bf the earth

[amethysttribble]

I never talk about my ocs on here and as such this is a meaningless statement, but I’ve just had an epiphany that I have to write so down, so-

Caleb would be a massive Marina and the Diamonds fan