#BITCHES KNOW THEY CANT CATCH ME
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#wild life#wild life spoilers#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#the life series#wild life fanart#congrats…….. hate him so much#made impulse’s snail invis I WILL GET HIM#honestly tho so deserved. very cool final sequence lol#VROOM VROOM#BITCHES KNOW THEY CANT CATCH ME#I dont have the sanity to draw arm hair rn but just know that i know hes a lil troll man#my art
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this is by no means an original thought but Omg the way u fucking "lyric obsessed~~ thought daughter~~ taylor swift~~ lana del rey~~" people act like rap is the WORST genre ever and deserves to die is soo weird because like. "they only talk about how tough they are and how they wanna kill people" first of all ur wrong second of all who was it who said "ur wife waters flowers i wanna kill her" 🤨 who was that 🤨🤨 u are simply Racist or at the very least NOT open to new ideas and genres (which is fine on its own (the second point .) but if u start shitting on it and calling it terrible just because u dont like it then u are DUMB) omg. "i listen for lyrics not sound" that is literally the number one reason u should listen to rap Hello even cupcakke has like Good lyrics please omg "i dont like how it sounds" that is a Better reason but they act like its one single genre and doesnt have nine thousand subgenres that sound Different. what
#(and what about how lana del rey writes about drug lords half the fucking time idk man)#does she even do that#i think so. anyway#also they dont even dislike rap they just dislike rap made by black people Like#its not my Fav genre but omg i can at least call it good#blah blah!#not 75 stuff#smart posting#debatable...#posting with a point#LETS RIDE#BITCHES KNOW THEY CANT CATCH ME#OH AND THEY ALL FUCKING LOEV CHARLI XCX TOO BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#maybe im being pessimistic abt this. im not saying u should wear a mask every waking moment of your life god knows i cant#but also. hell no i dont trust u if anything i distrust u ppl even more after how things played out for the past 3 years#like there are situations where it might be inevitable catching covid. most of my family members are nurses and in constant contact#but there are also a ton of ways to make that risk low as possible like masking and wearing a face shield and having sanitizer#for me its not enough to just say oh we're in a small group and we're all vaccinated#motherfucker your kid is sick from preschool EVERY TIME WE VISIT. of course ill be wearing a mask she gave me covid last year#also no the fuck it isnt seasonal the cases go up because lack of caution makes the virus spread and mutate especially around times when#ppl gather. add that with virus transmission in cold weather and its a matter of different factors increasing the risk of spread#im also tired of ppl not understanding that i wont be their responsibility if i do get sick. maybe they can help me recover#but at the end of the day the risk of death and long term health is all on me. i cant change that#the govt barely gives me accommodations what makes u think theyll do anything for every individual case of long covid or worse#im so tired. im so tired#i dont even know if its possible to want this to be over anymore i just wish we didnt have to deal with this in the first place#ALSO COUGH INTO YOUR SLEEVE SERIOUSLY HOW IS THIS SO HARD TO REMEMBER#oh its just a cold/dry throat its not like i have covid or anything. no!! its basic hygiene!!! how is this so hard to understand!!!!!!!!!!#and no this isnt abt whether people have the means to protect themselves this is me bitching abt my relatives not taking me seriously#vent#my art#myart#doodles#covid 19
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dexter fletcher goes go-karting in a piece promoting lock, stock and two smoking barrels (1998) - KARTRACING magazine, october 1998. 🏎️ 🚦more photos + article under the cut!


Dexter Fletcher and Nick Moran, stars of the new British film 'Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels', have raced karts indoors and they now fancied driving a racing kart outdoors. With some help from Deavinsons and their new PRD 2-stroke, KARTRACING was happy to oblige...
Club sound-system guru Darrin De-Grads contacted his friend Oli Wheeler (KARTRACING's track-tester) to see if he could arrange a 2-stroke PRD sample for his mates Nick and Dexter. The fact that they both wanted to experience the 2-stroke presented us with a fortuitous problem.
The inevitable spinning/stalling and push-starts that accompany the introduction to a traditional direct-drive machine present potential [?] for all concerned. Therefore, what we required was a user-friendly [2-stroke PRD,] one with a clutch. Since Deavinson's PRD is so equipped and [none of us] at KARTRACING have had a go in one, Oli and I arranged to meet Dexter and Nick at Rye House.
During the journey to Rye, Radio 1's film critic reviews, ironically, [covered] 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'. Alarm bells should have [rang] when the character described Godzilla, in his round-up, as an underrated film and 'well worth checking out.' For his review of 'Lock, Stock...', he obviously decided that this highly praised film was due for a [?] and felt that the film's style, plot and structure were derivative of Quentin Tarantino, dismissing the film as merely a 'British Reservoir Dogs', a misplaced and ironic observation considering that Tarantino himself is always keen to explain how Reservoir Dogs is a pot-pourri of various movies.
However, what interested me was the negative application of the word 'derivative.' Now, without wishing to get into some philosophical [discussion,] what the hell isn't 'derivative' these days, and especially within the [?] of go-karting.
Deavinson's PRD is another attempt at devising a 'budget' 2-stroke - goodness me, how 'derivative!' [...]
partial transcript of the article written by Nick Gordon
#vroom vroom fletcherpost friday!!!!#to all of the bestie slays who are both hbo war fans and f1 racing fans this one is for you.#bitches know they cant catch me / cute sexy and my rides sporty 😏#fletcherposting#dexter fletcher
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Holy shit i just remembered i never introduced tumblr to Betrayal au im gonna change that
So basically, in betrayal au, Maya doesn’t meet the raiders till much later. Before that happens, she also experiences way more betrayal trauma, assassination/murder attempts and overall discrimination than in canon. In fact, pretty much all she lived from interactions with other people ended up being negative, or at best, neutral, either on the short or long run.
So naturally, instead of being open to form new relationships, she starts to distance herself from others. (Cauz yk. Who would want to try to socialize again after over 27 years of perpetual negativity from people? You try keeping your cool after that) By the time she finally meets the raiders, things are different than in canon…
That was the short version. Long version is under the cut
(I shall post a part 2 on bl3 BAU cauz theres a few important things to say about her and if i cram it in here the post will just be. Interminable.)
When she gets on Pandora, instead of directly joining the raiders, Maya is instead approached by a different group of so called « vault hunters » who offer her to work together to open the vault.
As time passes and she gets to know her teammates, even though the betrayal from the order of the impending storm still deeply affects her emotionally, she learns to trust and care for those new friends.
(For reference, the impending storm plot twist™️ also happens earlier, so she also gets to pandora sooner)
Well surprise! Turns out this was a trap too! The « vh » team lured her into trusting them so they could get their hands on a siren, after all. Plan devised by a commander in Hyperion, fyi.
In an act of self defense, she had to kill the very people she thought she could trust. Once again, it wasn’t her who was welcomed with open arms in a family. This whole time, all they cared about were her powers.
Now, this had happened twice, and this time, she nearly died. A part of her did die that day.
Every time she trusted people, it was used against her.
And how about the strangers she had met so far, well, in her life? Either avoided her, visibly feared her or tried to kill her. At best, they just went on to live their day.
So, she started to believe that maybe she was doomed to be left behind every time she tried to follow others. To get hurt every time she showed vulnerability. To be hunted. Feared. Hated.
And can you blame her?
I mean, after all, when was the last time people genuinely cared about her?
…
Did that ever happen in the first place?
So, as Pandora just seems to keep proving her fears are justified, she learns to become distant.
After making the same mistake twice, she wasn’t going to let people deceive her again. Now she knew that if she wanted to reach her goal to learn about sirens, it wasn’t by entrusting others with her help.
At some point, the crimson raiders offer to team up. But she won’t let her guard down so easily now. She refuses. I mean, what’s stopping them to just take all the info they need from her hands once they don’t need her help anymore?
So, led by nothing but bits of info and a mysterious voice in her head (As much as she’s real hesitant to follow the advice of the so called « ai » talking to her somehow, she’s the best lead she’s got.), she leads a one woman hunt for the vault key.
But things don’t go exactly as planned (as always). The moment she’s finally close to get the thing, guess who shows up? That’s right! The crimson fucking raiders, and they want the key too!
Lilith confronts her. She gives her another chance to work together, but Maya just can’t take that kind of risk a third time. So, siren fight ensues, and things seem to be going well, until Lilith decides enough is enough and uses eridium. However, instead of killing the fellow siren, she knocks her out and gets her to sanctuary.
Held captive by the raiders (You can thank Lilith for that btw. Homegirl can’t get herself to kill a fellow siren just yet) a deal is eventually made (working with other people may be the last thing she’d do under normal circumstances, but she has no choice. They caught her.)
So against her own will, she learns to know the people she works with, thinking that after the key is acquired, she’s just get the info she needs and then fuck off. But once again. Didn’t go as planned. These guys are way more loveable than expected-
Goddamn it.
She has one hell of a crisis when she realizes that not only she’s feeling herself starting to care about those people, but that this odd feeling she has whenever she’s with the odd one who screams about meat might be romantic attraction. (And it is)
It takes time, but the raiders eventually prove to her that this time, it’s mutual. Things get better after that 💜
(She’s still more of a bastard than canon tho. All this time of the intimidating distant facade taught her how nice it feels to be a lil mean. As a treat)
Another noticeable trait is the massive scar she has on her face. It was inflicted by one of the members of the fake vh team the day of the betrayal (it still brings a load of bad memories and she hates it) I shall post how the scar looks pretty soon.
(Other note, i would like to thank @rando-lesbo210 because her Fallen Heirs au is what inspired the creation of Betrayal au)
#basically what you need to remember is:#1- Maya is grumpy and distant due to emotional dmg#2- The raiders find her and go wow what a pathetic stray cat on a woman and just catch her#3- Distinct Psyren dynamic that i love just as much as canon Psyren#4- Maya and Lilith dynamic that basically just#this bitch is annoying/edgy#but the moment someone else goes yeah you’re right she’s such a bitch-#done for. killed. Only i can say this about her#Also Maya finds and adopts Angel#theres two sub aus depending on Angel’s psyche#one where it’s basically just me friends Fallen Angel#one where Angel is super sweet and Maya goes this kid is way to sweet i cant not adopt her#feel free to ask if ya wanna know more cauz i feel like im just cloggin up my tags here#borderlands#maya the siren#borderlands au#au: betrayal au#au: BAU#my post
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resisting the urge to write an essay about how the changes in the void and the outsider make narrative sense and pick at every detail of the depictions and what it means for the story
#li.txt#i know a lot of people have an issue with it and ive seen far too many posts whining about the change#and like call it nd brain but i can never tell with these people if they are just bitching because something got changed and they dont like#that it got changed and do not care about the narrative implications of said change#or if they are like 'I get it. I dont enjoy it but I see where theyre coming from'#which I definitely do not understand because the moment I start understanding something on a deeper level I appreciate it so much more#that or I suddenly have a moment of 'I hated it because it seemed stupid but now I see the point and Im pissed at how badly it communicates#either way catch me making a yt channel where I do 20 min analysis of these things because I cant seem to shut up about it
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* hc that baljeet haz Leg Problemz n thatz why he doeznt rlly mind being carried around all the time . so he doeznt hav 2 strain hiz leggiez
#phinz wordz#leg problemz bothering me a Lot lately . bitch i cannot WALK#like yk . i hav Objectionz 2 baljeet being carried around n treated like an object at timez#but i think the reduced strain on hiz leggiez would b a fortunate side effect at least#guy walkz slow n haz 2 push himself 2 walk faster than hez able 2 just 2 catch up w every1 else#the strain ultimately slowing him down Even More bc he endz up being in immense pain#n feeling bad that hez inconveniencing ppl . not that . i would know anything abt this cough cough#dreaming abt canez and wheelchairz . sigh#it would b the 1 thing he would miss abt buford yk .#luckily w my phin and isa hcz they could probably carry jeet around just az well#im imagining isa scooping him up bridal style and BOOKING IT down the street bc they hav 2 hurry somwhere 4 whatever reazon#n she knowz she cant push him 2 run
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this student is pissing me OFF
#completely unprepared doesnt know any of the equations im holding their hand through the entite thing cant even read me the problem#im having to hold the entire group back for them to catch up#and its the same student who had the nerve to harrass me in my emails a couple weeks ago cause i gave them a zero for not turning in their#completion grade assignments#my blood is actuallu boiling I ASKED WHAT ARE HER PRODUCTS. FROM THE CHEMICAL EQUATION THAT THE QUESTION ALREADY GIVES.#THIS BITCH ASKS ME WHAT I MEAN BY PRODUCTS
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So seeings how ai work still fucks me up at the mere thought of it maybe just maybe i can get over it if i vent my frustrations out on it here?
#art hasnt been fun for me for a while for a different reason but with the introduction of ai work its just made my mindset worse#like what the fuck how dare you take the one thing im good at and make it meaningless#the only thing i may be capable of doing as a job and its being threatened with obsoletion?#“oh it helps speed up work flow” ok but why do you need it now?#why cant you just wait?#thousands of things to consume already but you want to have more?#and then when it turns out to not be good then ppl riot?#i just dont understand the push to have ai work be used in the industry#i couldnt give a rats ass if you use it for personal use but i give a mighty fuck about it being used in the industry#bc while some ppl still commission artists larger corps will not bc theyre too busy trying to scam every goddamn nickle and dime out of -#their consumer base#and goddamn if the govt is moving fast enough to mitigate the damage#and thats not even a guarantee bc lobbyists exist and you KNOW they are doing their damnedest to try and find loopholes#idk i dont know how ai systems work and unless they are related to gaming ai i really dont care#but i really REALLY care about being able to make a living off of one of the few skills im capable of doing#bc lord KNOWs im fucking worthless at everything else in this bitch ass society im forced to comply to#like fuck me i can't catch a fucking break can i?#ranting#personal rant#i aint anti but ill be damned if i view it in a favorable light#dni i just need to fucking scream
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not 20 seconds after i wrote vroom vroom in the tags guess what came on. god is real.
#BEST SONG EVER. BITCHES KNOW THEY CANT CATCH ME VROOM VROOM CUTE SEXY AND MY RIDES SPORTY#my posts#charli xcx
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i think i am Healed. i felt recognized here wow. warms hugs for u author! (spoilers in the tags)
subtle variations of heartbreak (index)

Summary: a series of stand alone one-shots depicting every kind of heartbreak you will undoubtedly experience in your 20s
Pairing: fem. reader x Ateez
Genre: college au, high school au, oh boy lovers to exes, unrequited love, friends with benefits, like a whole lotta angst read with caution, fluff, smut
Warnings: a LOT of insecurity talk, sexual content, cheating, trust issues, communication warnings idk i’ll add if theres anything else
A/N: this will be a short series, one chapter for each member. they can be read as stand-alones but they’re all tied together kinda. i’ll warn you right now i doubt you will like any of these characters because theyre all going to break your heart so… idk when i’ll post the first part, maybe tomorrow or later on in the week.
if anyone would like to be added to the taglist just dm me :)
MY MAIN MASTERLIST!
INDEX:
1. The First Love
drabbles: this is what i have to do
2. The Hookup Buddy
3. The Blind Sider
drabbles: (don’t wanna) be responsible
4. The Game Changer
drabbles: dream of her
5. The One That Got Away
drabbles: the winner takes it all
6. When You End It
drabbles: messy as you want
7. Friends Can Break Your heart Too
8. The Cheater
drabbles: no good
part-time lovers
9. The One
drabbles : (not) my baby
still into you
sleepover
#woosan my babes. oh i bawled SO BAD.#and yunho as the first love#U KNEW WHAT U WERE DOING!!!!!!#this was a journey and we bawled half the time but San MY GREEN FOREST MWAH#jin as a therapist turned friend JWHDFHG I BARKED#JUNGKOOK AS A SILLY FRIEND AWOOOOO#and mean seonghwa was trauma inducing sorry. I was gasping for air after that segment like.#i think i'll visit this series everytime i feel heartbroken bc wow u created a Fiction so angsty yet so accepting#AND THE LIFE GOES ON AT EVERY PART AND THE FULL NAME ASGSHHHH#AND IN WOOSAN'S PARTS ITS JUST PLAIN ACCEPTANCE AND JUST SO CHEFS KISS#choi jongho OH lord. wait till i catch You. his part stressed me out so bad i facepalmed so bad.#mingi's part had me so anxious and that drabble. Oh i was about to pull a maddy on him (?)#yeosang's part. the room mate thing he pulled and Not Know. BIG FUCKING L. like be serious. OH SORRY U CANT BE MY B#i could relate to hongjoong's part a lot because hahahahahahaha ... cbtm and that grocery meeting with mc MIND WENT WEE WOO STOP CRYING!!!#wooyoung. bro's a smash. Top Tier Bad Bitch.#sani my san-ah. get urself a choi san or no one else.#A cat's a better companion than a man who's not a choi san embodiment.#moral of the story : it passes#played entire namjoon discography and bruh when yn was getting a grip on her life with jin you're on ur own kid's last chorus played and#i had snot all over my face.#all the ateez member there but i literally sobbed with knees to my chest when mc got to know about her mother and mr jeong....#OH lord the way her mother helped her burn yunho's memories away WHEW. i love her the most.#future chika will remember u when they have good choice in Men.#if this doesnt tell u how much life altering this fic was for me then i think i should just kiss u and lay rose petals underneath ur feet.#namjoon loves you#chika whos going to be gwenchana.#im sorry i keep adding but when mc said she a scorpio BRO I SQUELED CUS BABY SAMEEEEEEEEEEE#ateez x reader
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uwu
#my.txt#good qualities of a person are available to you if i like you#if i dont like you then i am spiteful. i am mean. and im simply a not so great person#you wont catch me calling myself a smol bean. a cinnamon roll etcetcetc#nah im a big ass bitch#unfortunately this DOES give me anxiety 😐 and yet i will continue until i learn how to forgive like a normal person#maybe itll be a new years resolution 🤔 (probably not...i cant let shit go even when i want tooooooo)#if you say im lazy then im lazy (to you)#if i cant do shit then i will not do shit (for YOU)#i wil deal with my own shit#2025 is starting out well if you cant tell 🥳🫡#this is not a gloating post for being mean/horrible btw#i know im a horrible person but at least i can admit that?#i guess! positives!!!
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kimi antonelli x half sister verstappen!reader fc (ugh_liza) where shes a super private person (her social media is too) and their relationship is private but not secret and shes studying to be a fashion journalist and people on social media love them together but some people are jealous and hate on them smau please :))
FASHION JUNKY
Paring: Kimi Antonelli x FashionJournalist!Verstappen!reader
Genre: smau- social media
Warning(s): use of Yn, hate, foul language
Synopsis: Yn Verstappen and Kimi have been dating since they were 16, there isn’t much information about them except that Yn is studying about fashion journalism. Most of the fans love them and can’t wait for Yn to be a F1 Wag but there are a few jealous bafoons that can’t keep there hands off their keyboards.
A/n thank you nonnie! I love this request 🫶 sorry it’s taken so long for me to upload this, I’m no longer bedrotting and have recently touched some grass :)
YnVforeal


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YnVforeal spending a little time with this one before going back to my first love 🫶❤️
Kimiantonelli okay first, wow (you are stunning) and two Wowww (I thought I was your first love🥲)
YnVforeal one thank you Schat and two you are my first Human love, clothes will always have a space in my heart right next to you ❤️
Kimiantonelli awww Tesoro that’s the sweetest thing you have ever said to me 🤭😘
Maxverstappen1 why do you have to post stuff like this? I already get enough of your sickening romance irl 🙄
YnVforeal @/Kelly_Piquet come get your mans
Kelly_Piquet Max stop tormenting your sister and her boyfriend, they are the sweetest!!
Maxverstappen1 sorry Mijn liefje❤️(my love)
Maxverstappen1 @/ynforeal teef (bitch)
YnVforeal 🥱
User25 the way she just admitted to cheating? Did anyone else catch that?!?!
User15 I saw that too!!
User12 what a slut 🙄
YnxKimiii You clearly didn’t catch anything, it appears it went right over your little head! Also if you scroll down slightly (if you didn’t catch the sarcasm in the first place) you would see she was talking about her love for fashion.
Kimyn2425 I could not have said it better!! Ps love the username!!!
Ynxkimiii thank you 🫶
User20 were they silent?
User21 or were they silenced?
Kimiantonelli


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Kimiantonelli Amore mio❤️
YnVforeal Mijn liefje🥰
Kimiantonelli 😘
User42 YN AND KIMI CONTENT!! I REPEAT YN AND KIMI CONTENTT 📢📢📢
Ynxkimiii they are just the cutest omfg!
Kimyn2425 I’ll go sleep on the motorway 😭
User27 look at her sitting there like she’s better than everyone🙄 it makes me sick just looking at her
User10 tf are you talking about?
OllieBearman you guys love each other
YnVforeal indeed we do🧐
Kimiantonelli were you going to add to that?
OllieBearman I wanted to say something but nothing came to mind so I went with that 😭😭
User10 Ollie not knowing what to say to his friends who clearly love each other so he states the obvious 😂😭
YnVforeal he’s a little dumb but we still love him
User10 OMFG YN YN I CANT BELIVE TOU FUCKJNG REPLY JEHDJANSBD-
YnVforeal


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YnVforeal Back to business 📜👗
Kimiantonelli have fun my darling😘
YnVforeal I will my love ❤️❤️
Kimyn2425 the way that Kimi is always first to like and comment is what I strive for 😭
User11 same girl same
User10 I got it girls, my bf does it al the time 🫣
User5 YOU WON !!!
User25 good, you are so lazy!
User62 ikr like wtf does she even do other than be a full time gold digger 😂
User11 umm, 1 she is literally YN Verstappen (hellooo) she grew up with money so she is def not a gold digger and 2 she is a fashion journalist in training, she is literally getting invited to massive fashion brands fashion shows!!!
YnVforeal posted a story

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Maxverstappen1 These two stole the show 🙄
YnVforeal we’re just better 😉
Maxverstappen1 you sure about that?
YnVforeal Kimi wants to reply but is too scared to
Maxverstappen1 🤨
Kimiantonelli just wanted to say you are the best and I’m a big fan of your work sir
Maxverstappen1 as you told me multiple times when you and my baby sister started dating
YnVforeal you guys are so annoying, you know you love each other
Maxverstappen1 maybe
Kimiantonelli @/ynforeal HE SAID MAYBE OMFG!!!! HE LIEKS ME!!!!
YnVforeal girl, your still in the comments
Kimiantonelli oh
Maxverstappen1 🧐
#f1#f1 x reader#formula 1#f1 smau#formula one#kimi antonelli#Kimi#antonelli#max verstappen#YN Verstappen#Verstappen reader
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𓇼 ⋆.˚ you and vi were college roomates, well she just went through a breakup and came home really drunk, well your comforting.. led to one thing to another.
𓆡 — based on the song FANTASTIC by king princess.



– MEN DNI
tw: drinking, messy making out, drunk sex, fluff

you were alone on your dorm, vi's been gone all night. All you know was her previous girlfriend cheated on her and she well.. hasn't been handling it well. Its not new to you that she'll be gone randomly and come home at 3 or 4am drunk like she doesn't have classes in the morning. You kinda liked it, not that you liked that shes going through something but you just liked being alone especially when studying for your finals for the next day.
You just finished studying and now watching your favorite series, american classics on your laptop until you heard a desperate loud knocking, you huffed irritatedly because who would be knocking at 11pm?? you didn't think it was vi, since she never comes home this "early", you opened the door and she slumped her body immediately onto you. "Vi--?? what the fuck?!" you blurted out shocked that she almost collapsed if you hadn't catched her "Mmn miss you cupcake" she said drunkenly, she had always called you cupcake ever since you moved on with her. you opened the door more open so you can help her get inside, once her arms were on your shoulder and your helping her get to bed she said something... "i've always-- wanted you.." you thought it was just her in her drunken state missing her ex girlfriend, you placed her in her bed leaving her alone for a moment to close the door and to get her a glass of water "here drink.. god, Vi you should really move on... geez she fucking played you now move on. Im tired of seeing you like this every night." you scolded her while she just chuckled sheepishly "you care about me so much yk? Just wanna say thankyou, cupcake." you smiled at her but before you could say anything she suddenly kissed you, you can still taste the alcohol in her tounge. You tried to pull yourself away but she just grabbed your waist pulling you closer to her, you moaned into the kiss and she took the opportunity to slide her tounge inside of your mouth. After some more seconds into the kiss she finally pulled away, both of you breathless from the kiss. "Wha-- what was that for?" you say catching your breath "just— i dont know, m'sorry.. i know me and that jerk broke up like 2 months ago but shes not the reason i always come here drunk— its you... you're the reason why i drink so much, you just-- drive me crazy.. ever since me and my ex girlfriend got together i knew it from the very beginning that she was cheating on me so its nothing when i caught her with a man.. I've always liked you... I really do and i was pretty sure you wouldn't like me back-- Hell, i don't even know if youre into chicks." she chuckled, the alcohol still there in her system but everything she said sounds sincere, it doesn't feel like her talking in her drunken state that left you speechless. After a moment of silence you decided to speak "Uh— I, well i am into chicks.. i dont know how you didn't figure that out in the beginning.." you chuckle, "and yeah, i like you too.. i mean— the feelings kind of stopped when you got a gf.. I didn't want to ruin your relationship at that time, but yeah when she treated you like shit i wanted to kill that bitch i cant lie." she chuckled at your words, taking another sip from the glass of water you gave her, she smiled at you and kissed you again, this time gentle and affectionate, she slowly pushed you down her bed kissing your jaw traveling down your neck. You moan and a sly grin appeared on her lips as she played with the hem of your shirt slowly taking it off of you, revealing your pink laced bra.. she didnt do anything for a moment and just stared at you in awe "You're so pretty, you know that?" she chuckled and slowly unhooked your bra, you gasp at the feeling and she got down trailing hot kisses that only stopped when she reached your abdomen, you can't stop thinking like shes a fucking doll while shes down there. She slowly pulled your shorts down, you squirm at her touch "easy.. you just have to take it babe." she says while palming your tits, you moan at her touch. "Y'know.. fuck, I couldn't stop thinking of you." she huffed, you whine and whimper under her and she coos you. "Shh, its okay babe im here.. just be a good passenger for me baby." she says her voice gentle and reassuring.

You woke up, vi nuzzled up against you. You smiled at the sight of her, her pink hair messy yet perfect. She then suddenly grabbed you and hugged you tighter in her sleep. You just chuckled and kissed her fore head, after all she did made you feel fucking fantastic last night.
a/n: made this at 7am loll, hope you guys like itttt!
#cigswme#vi arcane#vi smut#arcane#wlw#ellie#ellie smut#vi x fem reader#ellie x fem reader#vi x reader#ellie x reader#ellie williams
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What sbout max softlaunching his gf (reader) in the summer break, with help from her of course because he doesnt know what it is. No one knew, expect his family, yours snd maybe daniel -🍸
Thanks in advance💕💕
What is a soft launch?
Max verstappen x reader
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@ Maxverstappen1

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Maxverstappen1: Back home with my darlings.
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Redbullracing: New line up?
-User: i don't know if they can reach the padels.
-user: yuki can, they can
-user: not the yuki slander
Alexalbon: This is the kind of content that I like
User: what a cutie ( i am not talking bout the cats)
-user: well the cats are cute too, but not the point
User: who took the photos maxy
-user: probably family or friend
-user; maybe he has a gf
-user; it was me guys
user; sometimes a baby girl is a 26 year old men.
-user: amen
danielriccardo: I have some new toys for them
-maxverstappen: they have so many
-Danielricciardo: that is not what they said. They like it
-maxverstappen1: of course they do. I are cats
@ Maxverstappen1

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Maxverstappen1: Padel session
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User: Mr Verstappen, is this a soft launch?
User: Never thought i live to the day Max does a soft launch
user: THAT SHOULD BE ME
User: what you mean soft launch, this is basicly a hard launch if you ask me
Charlesleclerc: how did you blame the racket this time
-Maxverstappen1: Ha ha ha, so funny . . . . . . . . .
-user; lestappen content
-user: not much, but i take it
User: please forgive me for the words i am about to say
user: can you hit me with you racket,
user: TELL US THE NAME
-user: please
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@ Maxverstappen1

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Maxverstappen1: Holiday with my favourite people. @ VictoriaVerstappen, @ SopieKumpen @ Yourusername
user; we have a name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Victoria, she is so beautiful
user: she is so pretty
-user: you cant see her face
-user: stalked her account
-user: god, i wish i looked like that
user: we lost him
user: noo, my boyfriend
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@ Yourusername

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Yourusername: Date night with my darling, @ Maxverstappen1
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@ Daniel Ricciardo

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Danielricciardo: As they finally told everyone. Here are some pictures I took of the lovely couple @ Maxverstappen1 and @ Yourusername. Thank you of making me feel like a third wheel.
Youruser: These are so pretty. Thanks danny
-danierriccardo: Tnks, mostly your doing.
-maxverstappen1: don't flirt with my girlfriend man
-danielriccardo: not flirting, just appreciating beauty
-maxverstappen1: i crash you of the track
-visacashapp: please don't
user: she is so pretty
user: god had favourites
Maxverstappen1: no problem, get a gf and you can be fourth wheel
user: if you look close you see me jumping of a clif.
user: she is beautifull
user: we need more pictures
-landonorris: say no more
-user: whaattaa
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Landonorrisjpg: Cleaning up the gallery. @ Youruername @ Maxverstappen1
Youruser: How did i never noticed you made these
-Landonorris"cause you kept staring at him
Maxverstappen1: maybe you are good for something
-user: hahahahaha, Pleaseee max
-landonorris: no more pictured
user: fuck romeo and juliet, i want what these bitches have
-user: same
-user same2
-user: same3
-user: same13937
user: all i need is a tall blue eyes boyfriend who looks at me like that.
-user: is it to much to ask
user: tell us your secrect yn
-yourusername: i catched him with kebab
-user; i will try, let you know how it goed
-yourusername: 👍 good luck honey.
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