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someone gifted me dress to impress vip and i would love it if people could recommend people/characters you want me to recreate <3 💖
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*sorry for the limited gender options
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*flirting* if you had to kill me how would you do it
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im in her pussy like a big dinosaur rrraaaaerrrrrggghhhhhhh
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can you draw 13th US president milliard fillmore?
At first I thought you just had a very unique special interest but then I saw your profile
either way of course I can draw 13th US president Milliard Fillmore
(Ignore my usual doodle color palette)
#the guy from that Sondheim musical. no not that one the OTHER one#millard fillmore#history#pacific overtures
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Gotta hand it to my ex who I dated when I was a cis guy who sent me a post on National Ex-Girlfriend day and said "Congrats, you're my only one!" I got a good laugh out of that one
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how i feel knowing my ass will never get stuck going caving
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not now, annual gender crisis. mommy’s busy— daddy’s bu— fuck.
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things I expected from watching glass onion with my family: a fun evening with a movie I know we’ll all enjoy
things I did not expect from watching glass onion with my family: my mother going on a 15 minute rant about how much she hates Hugh grant (based on his 15 seconds of screen time) and how Benoit Blanc deserves better, and then my dad defending Hugh Grant because he was holding a sourdough starter and that’s the ‘sign of a caring partner’
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My room before my girlfriend came in me
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Some terrible teens arguing about who is taller for a kofi request ;; (they refuse to mess with/flatten their hair)
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consequences of tlt rereading
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a drag queen?? a drag queen??? i am the queen of DRAAG
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