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Today, I had to show a high school sophomore how to use a paper clip.I wish I was kidding.

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Remember when Bill Clinton had an affair and everyone was calling for impeachment...wild times.

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All readers have a book that they will immediately judge someone for recommending. Me, I immediately judge if they recommend Zodiac Academy. The length and sheer number of those books published in a very short amount of time speaks volumes about quality to me.

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Me seeing so many people on booktok talk about how confusing When the Moon Hatched was. Half of them noting that they can't remember what anything is and that the glossary at the beginning proves it is confusing...

Me actually reading the book: Yeah, I think you guys just shouldn't read fantasy because this is really simple stuff. Literally all the information you need is in the name of things and there aren't that many characters...so...

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Call me crazy, but I feel like a guy who has two relatives who were famously assassinated shouldn't be looking to get the entire country to essentially outlaw anti depressants and psych meds.

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Any time I see Debi Mazar in anything I immediately think of Beethoven's 2nd. It is literally my first thought of her.

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Watching the dad fly off while trying to hold the shelter door at the beginning of Twister was a defining moment of my childhood

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While pretty much everyone is The Mummy (90s) is sexy, Ardeth is the only one I read fanfiction for.

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Watashi no Shiawase na kekkon S2 | ED | The white of my breath. I couldn’t say it. When I think of you, when I think of you, the words that blow the wind come around.

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One of my favorite things about Pride and Prejudice is the Bennet family’s complete cluelessness about Darcy and Elizabeth. Like, if this were a tv show about the Bennets, Darcy and Elizabeth are like, the D storyline. The whole family is trying to get Jane and Bingley together, the regiment is stationed in Meryton, Mr. Collins is taking the house, Lydia and Wickham are obviously the climax, these people have a lot going on. And then, once the regiment has left and Jane and Lydia and Mr. Collins are married and everything seems resolved: plot twist! They’ve got random nobility at the door in the middle of the night telling the know-it-all sister who has been home on and off through the year not to marry the rando rich guy they all hate simply because they’re family and loyal to each other damnit and he called the know-it-all sister ugly once. 

And then, of course, they all find out Lizzy and Darcy are actually very in love and literally all of the good things that have happened to them this year are a direct consequence of Darcy loving Lizzy lolol. 

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Tom Hiddleston, Hayley Atwell y el resto del elenco en los ensayos para la obra de Shakespeare "Much Ado About Nothing". 💘

Tom Hiddleston, Hayley Atwell and the rest of the cast in rehearsals for Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing." 💘

📸 @marcsbrenner & @jamielloydco on ig

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this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

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♡ Sugar Apple Fairy Tale ♡ Challe saves Anne

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Bucky Barnes in the new Thunderbolts Special Look.

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𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍