#my god..... these bitches gay......good for them......good for them......

[ysrjune]

TWINS!SCOTT & SAM MONROE ‹𝟹

the twinsies are back by request 🥹 no smut it's just them being silly brothers. 🥰 they use modern slang cause they're just so teenage boy I hate them..

dedicated to @alealuvshayden my babe 🥀

@samonroe @alealuvshayden @zapernz @dollfilmz mentioned..

"Hey, my mom says to throw out the trash." Sam opens Scott's bedroom door as his gaze is focused on his phone. "Oh my fucking God, Sam. How many times have I told you to knock before coming in?!" Scott groans, pausing his game. "Like, deadass you're so fucking annoying dude." He keeps going and rolls his eyes. "Okay, I didn't ask. Just take out the damn trash." Sam gives attitude. "Like, now." He says after staring at his brother who was staring at him.

"ASAP BROCHACHO, NOWWWUHH!!!" Sam snaps his fingers. Scott HATES when people snap at him like he's a dog. "SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!" Scott throws one of his pillows at Sam.

Sam laughs and throws it back. "You're so easy to annoy." He walks away, leaving the door wide open. "OH MY GOD YOU LITTLE BITCH IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP." Scott screams and chases after Sam. Sam screamed and ran off to the living room.

Scott and Sam were tackling each other on the couch, and their father unfazed as he watched TV. This was genuinely a normal thing. Sam annoying Scott and then getting beaten up. Scott wasn't really throwing punches so he could hurt Sam. He was mostly just yelling in his face and pushing him far into the cushions. "HEY!" Their mom yells. Both teenagers look over at her and stop fighting. "Sorry momma." Scott purses his lips. "Yeah, you better be. Take out that trash."

That made Scott tweak out. He choked himself out, even being dramatic and making choking noises when she looked away. He stopped after a moment, acting like he hadn't done anything. He took out the trash.

Sam was now talking to his dad (annoying him with band knowledge) and once Scott came back in, Sam shut up and stared. "Hey, mom said to STOP fighting with me. Don't even think about it, blondie."

"SHUT—" Scott cuts himself off as soon as he sees his dad's side eye. "Would you shut your mouth, you irksome twerp."

"I don't know what that means."

"You look like you wouldn't know what it means."

And there they were again, at each other's throats. Their dad was laughing at them wrestling on the floor. He was even recording it. Scott has more muscle than his brother, so it's not a shocker that he's always the one winning these matches. Sam then bit Scott.

"AYE YOU CANT DO THAT. ITS CHEATING!" Scott smacks Sam's mouth. "DONT SMACK ME." Sam yells and pulls Scott's hair. That whole fight was so dumb. They were slapping each other around, and their dad was just laughing his ass off. But then there came their little brothers..

"You guys are so gay. Why are you always on top of each other?" Ryan asks. And you could guess.. their dad was losing it. Oh how he loved having sons with no filter.

"Alright buddy boy, that wasn't funny." Sam shakes his head. "Too far, dork. Even if I were gay and we weren't related, I would NEVER let Sam try anything on me." "Who says I'd even try y—WHY ARE YOU EVEN PUTTING THOUGHT INTO IT?!" Sam realizes. "EEEWWW you're so.. EEWWW." Sam shoves Scott away, gagging exaggeratedly. "Okay calm down, morticia." Scott rolls his eyes.

"Morticia? I think he's more like Thing." Kevin, their other brother says. "But together, they're Wednesday and Pugsley." Ryan laughs. (they both ended up getting chased around the house and into the backyard where they got tackled.)

dickdownyamomma48: mind if a white boy speaks a little espanyol this afternoon?

monroe.scott: God damn fatty. Is that all for you?

monroe.scott: ts don't even look good 😭💔

monroe.scott: aye my momma says to bring ice cream home or else she's gonna whoop you

coreythedude: bro wants us to think he's on a date 😭😭

alealuvstwinks: omg is this a soft launch 😛😛

zapernz: this made me mad delete it

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monroe.scott: 🥊💯

dickdownyamomma48: woah ok timmy tuff knuckles

dollfilmz: MEOWWW

zapernz: 😕.

coreythedude: sybau 💔

alealuvstwinks: wait lowkey.. 👅

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monroe.scott: 💪🏼 something my bitch ass brother doesn't have

dickdownyamomma48: wtf are you dissing me at 3:43pm on a Tuesday for?

dickdownyamomma48: I know this post was just to have that pinky girl see 🥀

coreythedude: aura farming..

alealuvstwinks: this one gave me the ick I can't lie. this is NOT a banger.

dollfilmz: 👅

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dickdownyamomma48: oh yea

monroe.scott: motherfucker is that MY dope 😐

dickdownyamomma48 replied: do something about it pussy

zapernz: why didn't you invite me ho

coreythedude: lungs blacker than your hair 💔

alealuvstwinks: ok

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ok guys I didn't rly fw this but here's um here it is

@bxbyysstuff @anakinstwinklebunny @lovethestarrs@valloos @anisangeldust @xo-yaaaaaasxo @anakinca @dollfilmz @alexlovesysrjune @sockiess @sythethecarrot @speaknow-sw @loveamira

[emo-gremlin]

300 follower special! EVERYONE AS MEMES

@purplehairball : OH NO!

@purplehairball : OUR TABLE!

@purplehairball : ITS BROKEN!

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AM: You stupid.

Edgar: No I'm not!

AM: Whats 9 + 10?

Edgar: 21

AM: You stupid.

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Lolzhax: Back with ano-HELP!

Lolzhax: HELP ME!

Lolzhax: HELP!

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Mr. Serpent: Dr. Pebba

@candyinjectionz : Fanter!

Me: Monsert

Sargent Telly: ROOBEER!

Daydreamer! Puzzles: Pepsie

Cancer Lord: COKEY COLA

@the-lion-guard-88 : Spirte

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King Dice: I've come to make an announcement; Cuphead's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking cards. Thats right, he took his stupid ceramic dick out and he pissed on my fucking cards, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Cuphead, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO CRACKS, NO GLASS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my cards so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, DEVIL? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

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@purplehairball : uh... *laughs* i don't think that's how it-

Mr. Wpnz: I KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH IT. AINT GOT NO GAS IN IT

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Mr. Cannibal: Name something a burglar would not want to see in a house.

Lolzhax: NAKED GRANDMA!

Mr. Cannibal: Naked HUH?!

@jovialoddity : I wouldn't want to see that either.

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@liliththequeenofdemon : This...is a bucket

P.ai.nter: Dear God.

@liliththequeenofdemon : There's more.

P.ai.nter: No.

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Vox: Chicken *Food explodes*

Sebastian Solace: We'd like to take a mome- *another sandwich explodes* AAAAAA

Banban: ALL OUR FOOD, KEEPS BLOWING UP

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Daydreamer! Puzzles: *Sigh* I miss my Starlight, @jovialoddity. I miss her a lot. I'll be back.

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CRT: Can I get 5 whoppers....and 5...more whoppers.

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@purplehairball : uh...whatcha got there?

*Mr. Puzzles is trying to hide Mr. Wpnz in the elevator*

Mr. Puzzles: A smoothie.

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Edgar: Welcome back my Skibidi Sigmas!

RGB: Never call us that again.

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Mr. Puzzles: WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM?!

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@jovialoddity: You give me the vibes of a 100 gecs song and I don't know if it's a good or bad thing.

AM: I like to think it's both.

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Mr. WPNZ: Hey, WPNZ here. Your home security system is great. Or is it?

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AM: If you ever feel safe, just remember, I'm out there.

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Sargent Telly: Cool Military facts!

Sargent Telly: One day you will have to answer for your actions, and God may not be so....merciful.

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Angel: I've been beat on, stepped on, Shit on, fucked up, fucked down, shaken up, stirred around, cracked like an egg, had sand kicked in my eyes, had my nose metaphorically ripped off, kissed on the mouth, tucked into bed, drank my orange juice, fell down the stairs, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?! I still got up in the morning, at 2AM TO GO DIRECTLY BACK TO BED!

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@purplehairball : *points to Mr. Wpnz and Mr. Puzzles making out* OH MY GOD. THESE BITCHES GAY!

@purplehairball : Good for them, good for them.

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Mr. Wpnz: I swear to God if this game gets scrambled again I will eat my entire fucking computer.

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Harley: You fuck mothering toaster strudel

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P03: Well jokes on him because now I'm a famous Inscryption player with a 10 inch dick, and I made him into a babyfur.

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@the-lion-guard-88 : My plan to conquer Nick Jr. Didn't work out so I'm going to stay up all night and color myself with markers.

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Mr. Cannibal: I cannot in good conscience be friends with someone who unironically says "u mad bro"

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Mr. Serpent: You are jusssst mad becaussse you are angry

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AM: I hope you all burn

Edgar: love you too <3

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CRT: Yesh!

@jovialoddity : did you just say yesh?

CRT: No.

@jovialoddity : boy

@jovialoddity : are you some sorta

@jovialoddity : WEEABOO

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Banban: You are every single shade of Fucked.

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Me: I got the kritz

Mr. Wpnz: You got the shitz

Me: How did you know

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Vox: I'm gonna beat you like a neckbeard's weiner.

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@liliththequeenofdemon : That wasn't very fresh of you

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@purplehairball : fuck anime

Mr. Puzzles: what did anime ever do to you?

@jovialoddity : my partner left me because of anime

@the-lion-guard-88 : Anime killed my parents

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Me: Oh he's hot? Color me intrigued.

Daydreamer! Puzzles: He's SUPER hot. He might be your type.

Me: Is he Daddy?

Mr. WPNZ: *exists*

Me: AAAAAAA-

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT!

Daydreamer puzzles belongs to : @brownii-milkshake

Sargent Telly belongs to: @briandraws

[liorlen]

audentes fortuna iuvat!

[apathmakerstale]

I watched Sonic 3 yesterday and honestly I thought Stobotnik shippers were just doing the usual ‘any interaction is shipping matieral’ that a lot of ships do, which I mean, go off, do you thing, ship those men I support, the job is up to you for makers too cowardly to make it canon.

But wow, like, no, Robotnik and Stone genuinely have almost romantic tension at multiple points in the film. Even more than the others. Almost every scene they’re in.

OH, and like there’s a scene where Eggman flat out says his appearance makes him undesirable to ALL GENDERS.

Legitimate 🤨🏳️‍🌈 from me.

I half expected Stone to flat out say he loves him during the whole scene where Robotnik fires him instead of cares. And the end where Robotnik spends his last seconds thinking of Stone. He literally calls him the only family he’s ever had.

Plus the haircut.

He didn’t need to do that.

Like no, my god these bitches gay. Good for them, good for them.

[chaoticclownage]

Shadowpeach nation how are we feeling rn?

[theythemmer]

phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

[mwagneto]

you considered him WHAT

[planetvries]

I just know these two saw each other from the best angles.

[kerbubbles]

Watching the movies and getting context for stuff is so funny because what do u mean team sonic was there while stone homoerotically shaved eggman's head

[ilikerosesalot]

Thinking abt jambound again (wow shocker). Chap 20. How. How the hell did they manage to get together without getting together. What the hell. What is this situationship even-

[pancreasmachinebroke]

*arrives more than half a century late to the fandom*

[ulteri0rm0tives]

Do I think Johnny can cook anything beyond basic pre made meals like spaghetti from a jar? Nah. But I do think he could make a mean full American breakfast, talking eggs bacon hashbrowns fuck maybe even french toast, and WHATEVER maybe this is self indulgent because I want to imagine him making breakfast for V and him while passing it off like that was not at all his intention, just whoops, seemed to have made extra, guess u could have some but yr making yr own plate, already gonna have to deal with all the fucking clean up, and V is just smiling at him, rolling his eyes, like 'okay dude im sure thats what happened'. Because let's be honest, if Johnny was just making himself breakfast, at best it's a pre-packaged scop burrito nuked in the microwave, at worst it's a cigarette and a coffee from the vending machine.

[apathmakerstale]

There is no heterosexual explanation for this.

[soggedupfrog]

Btw guys ive been rewatching lets read homestuck, im getting crazy again i want to draw homestuck fanart again SOON

Here is some dumb doodles for now :3

[undercity-rat]

OKAY

[moongasux]

my BOYS