#my girlfriend’s friends

[leverage-ot3]

hey this is Rach, Mars's friend, I just wanted to introduce myself and finally meet you!! hello!

hi! it’s been literally six months I’m so sorry I’m neurodivergent and lazy and overwhelmed easily but it’s nice to meet you!!!

[googledocsdyke]

many student bail funds have hit their goals and student organizers are asking people to redirect their money to gaza aid efforts and people whose lives are in immediate jeopardy. donate to help a young doctor from al-shifa hospital make it safely to egypt

[canisalbus]

*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:

[krussyarts]

Hello gay robot fans

(Edit) I've heard your cries, I'm working on a part 2

Meanwhile~

[naydralikessoup]

jojo's bizarre adventure is a life altering series if you're susceptible to the brainrot pathogen. if you're not i'm sure it's kinda whatever but if you are. you get enrolled in a secret jojo club and you lose the ability to fully speak your mind outside of it. you realize a tantalizing desire to sightsee in italy, but know that you must never, ever set foot there, else you'll risk annoying everyone around you with the constant pointing out of familiar locations. you cannot go to an aquarium without thinking, "jotaro kujo would love this." when you take a drink of water that's especially refreshing, you think of okuyasu, in tonio's restaurant, where he cried the sleeplessness out of his eyes, and wish you could do the same. and like a zombie, you attempt to spread the disease to others, the people you love most. you say to them, with a sly smile, "hey, there's this anime i think you would like," and if they're not sick of hearing about it, on the off chance they decide to try it, and like it, you'll rejoice at having another person share your curse. now you're both ruined, swapping looks and pointing out things "you just thought were cool." you have matching cherry earrings. your music taste is better than it's ever been.

[rollersfataft]

The salami lid won't fit. it won't fit like that.

[morika]

📿🗡️ mistwalker 🪻☁️

[captainkirkk]

Concept: Batman's (fanon?) "No metas in Gotham" rule is actually focused on metas superhero-ing on his terf, not about them visiting Gotham in general

Kon loves hanging out with Tim both in and out of the suits, except when he joins Tim for missions or patrol in Gotham, he's just a tag along. A passenger princess. He's a 6ft Kryptonian but he's not there to fight the villains, that's what Tim is for. Kon is just there to look pretty and crack jokes.

[ewwww-what]

The moment when you find exactly what you were looking for (it was your best friend the whole time)

(close-ups below & my commission info)

[leverage-ot3]

Hi I’m Rogue, one of three co-authors to Mars’ ancient texts. Nice to meet you! She hates that I’m doing this!

it’s been six months and I’m lazy I’m so sorry for not answering this earlier but hi!!! nice to meet you!

[luxuriantmustache]

me and the audience of 1 people who will see this drawing

[dykeofmisfortune]

house md season 4 finales had me smoking out a window in the dead of the night type contemplative. house called for wilson to pick him up when he was drunk alone at the bar. like the writers kind of dangled house/amber what with the seduction dream sequence and the bartender saying she was his girlfriend for the night. but then you find out house wanted wilson and told her to go get him and only went on the bus after storming out refusing to go with her. amber only went to get house for wilson's sake too. amber had been well established to be a female version of house. and house got irrationally possessive and jealous over wilson since they actually seemed happy which led to house spending less time with wilson. he wanted to get him drunk and stay out together past 11pm. which could mean nothing. and then he risked his life and his brain to save her out of nothing but wanting to make wilson happy even if it wasn't with him. which could also mean nothing

[sillybun33]

i just woke up and am running off of 4hrs of sleep so i might crash out again

[littlebitofdnd]

Sandra-Lynn and Sklonda are having a "What Do We Do About Kristen" phone call as we speak

[magpie-murder]

"if your girlfriend is genderfluid why do you usually only use she/her pronouns for them" maybe. maybe it's because they asked me to do that. maybe it's because. they prefer that right now. maybe genderfluid people are not all the exact same. maybe some people do not WANT you to switch pronouns mid-sentence. maybe i know my loved ones' preferences better than a stranger on the internet does.

[technovillain]

Opinions on Monarch and Dr Gf?

uhhhh uhh i absolutely love the freak shit they have going on.