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was someone gonna tell me that the witcher three starts with yennefer and geralt stark naked or was i supposed to figure that out myself-
#cheshire rambles#the witcher games#the witcher wild hunt#my gay ass was not ready!!!#my roommate told me but i was Not Ready
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Save me french yuri... Save me
#genshin impact#arledrone#sandrone#arlecchino#haha remember when we all thought that sandrone and arlecchino would both show up in fontaine and be gay together?#good times.... good times#jk i'm ready to end it all actually#I KNOW WE HAVE LIKE ONE LAST MAJOR FRENCH PATCH BEFORE NATLAN BUT IVE JUST ABOUT LOST ALL HOPE#the way that literally every wlw arle pairing got fed so well following arle's drip marketing EXCEPT for arledrn... hate it here so bad#anyways shipping aside HOW is it possible that the frenchiest of french harbingers with heavy ties to machinery#and like two major world quests tied to specifically to her lore and is even MENTIONED of being present in fontaine#also being one of the first harbingers ever mentioned dating back all the way to the description of chode's teaser trailer#just???? doesnt show up??????#Sandy enjoyers are stronger than any us marine because my GOD are we struggling out here#anyways ignore the fact that I completely forgot to draw sandy's wind up key it was hard drawing through the tears#(actually it was cause i half-assed this doodle but we dont talk about that)
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KakaIru + Those Four Guys From Naruto
I'll assume you've seen the original versions with the canon couples. (I'd link it but have no idea what the OG really is). Now it's the gae version.
#kakairu#koteizu#Genrai#Naruto#Those two guys from Naruto#those two guys from naruto but it's not those two guys#genma shiranui#namiashi raidou#hagane kotetsu#izumo kamizuki#the funniest bit of this is that izumo's screencap isn't edited. Demon Possessed Izumo canon#Also funny that literally 2 seconds after that he's already putting his anger behind because he had a DUO battle tactic idea#Izumo: *is ready to falcon punch Kotetsu into another dimension after embarrassing him in front of 2 ANBU jonin*#Also Izumo: *includes his buddy his friend his sun and stars into his tactic ideas regardless because Friendship Means Friend*#Izumo is the embodiment of 'Just because I'm mad at you doesn't mean I stopped caring'#Also Izumo is currently on duty in that scene + dealing with Ko's lazy ass + just embarrassed himself in front of 2 respected jonin ->#and STILL had an idea for a killer top tier tactic right there. Brilliant baby. Smart boi. Intelligent cutie. Creative little muffin. I lov#Also this is in no way a diss to iruka. Iruka bby. Iruka my boy. Iruka my heart & soul since naruto 1st aired. i love u bby.#Kotetsu in canon: Wants to fight Izumo. Kotetsu as soon as Izumo wants to fight: NOPE *runs*#also gonna post the not gay version for the non shipper side of fandom. Not like I have more than 4 followers but in case it makes it out#It's just. I've seen The 4 Guys being shipped in PLENTY KakaIru fics. So I assumed someone might enjoy this lmao#also because i ship these 3. Everything gay I ship. I love me some non toxic masculine intimate friendship but I also love my gay sorry
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you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."
gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling
and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!
but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever
i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.
i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3
#okay i havent read mdzs yet but i'll probably feel the same way#god i just wanna be in between shen qingqiu and binghe or hua cheng and xie lian please please#im sad im queer and im ready for a gay poly relationship with these mfs#i love them all#i remember seeing some post where it was like 'hua cheng x fem reader headcanons'#and i was like 'huh thats interesting. not fem but i'll check it out bc ive never rlly seen anything like that'#and then it was like 'he'd leave you for xie lian' and it was fucking hilarious actually#but then i saw the comments on that post and they were all like 'omg i was about to unfollow and block you' 'thank god' etc#and i was just like#'damn?? do people really not like this type of stuff when it comes to danmei novels or smth?'#i don't know if it was just bc it said fem reader or bc yk it's danmei and hua cheng and xie lian are very much in love and happy#but it lowkey kinda got me self conscious lmao and i was hella feeling bad#also no hate to that poster or those commenters im just a lonely queer man#'he would leave you for xie lian' was fucking brutal though i laughed my ass off at thag KAHSNZJ#please i swear i wont stand out too much i can fit in i have long luxurious hair too let me show you my hair care routine guys </3#svsss#mxtx svsss#luo binghe#bingqiu#tgcf#heavens official blessing#mxtx tgcf#mxtx novels#mxtx characters#hua cheng#xie lian#hualian#shen qingqiu#the scum villain's self saving system
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HEY SO ASHE JUST SHOWED US SOME MORE LMK SEASON 3 STORYBOARDS
Saw this on Twitter and look at this!!!
I WAS F***ING RIGHT!!! PIGSY IS GIVING TANG A LITTLE HEART!!! I DIDN'T MISREAD IT - IT WAS INTENTIONAL!!!
Also:
PIGSY WAS SUPPOSED TO WINK AT TANG WHEN HE CATCHES HIM?!?!?!
Come tf on just look at that! I can't with them. They're so gay in season 3 that it's amazing they were able to release it in China at all. lol
#it's funny that they cut the wink from the final episode#I guess it was *too* gay for China#also#Golden Cicada Requiem?#that is such a sick ass name for this sequence#seriously#it's nice to know that there are some tang fans among the crew#but we already knew that#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk#lmk tang#lmk pigsy#freenoodles#freenoodlesshipping#Let's play the 'Will Tumblr Put This in the Tags?' game!#I'm about ready to fucking lose it#this is my third attempt to post this#I'm so done#IT WON'T SHOW UP IN THE TAGS#WHY
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The different way Hisoka reacts to being told "I'll kill you" by other people vs illumi.
because like why did he have literal heart eyes over the thought of illumi killing him hisoka morow why did you have a heart in that chat bubble you sound like you wish this wasnt a joke-
also. isnt this the biggest we've ever seen his eyes grow in the entire manga.
HMMMMMMM
#he literally said “cool” with machi then looked at illumi like he was the prince of death ready to have his soul reaped right then and there#arent u the grim reaper hisoka what happened here. u slipped.#hisoka#hisoka morow#hisoillu#hisoka x illumi#illumi#illumi zoldyck#hxh#hunter x hunter#my post#day 940 of calling this gay ass man out on his absolute infatuation with illumi zoldyck#but like. same#this panel of him looking up at illumi with dilated pupils and a wide grin literally speaks 1000 words of love im obsessed with it im obses
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i atill have not finished totk. i know i have to. its my duty. but i dont know if i have the strength
#i got to the earth temple and started losing it#i just kept texting people like ITS NOT FUN HOWD THEY MAKE IT NOT FUN I DONT UNDERSTAND#i can excuse bad plot. i can excuse an obvious cash grab. i can excuse janky mechanics#but you made it NOT FUN????? HOW#i dont get it. head in my hands#idk if yhis is a me issue. its not that i was pessimistic or wanted it to be bad#i thought the intro area was charming as hell. i loved it. i was ready to like this game#and the further i got yhe more i was like. ok these cutscenes are awkward. ok this progression is weird. ok these mechanics are actually#very fun. and it just got worse#earth temple broke. fuck those gay ass rails#*arent i meant arent fun. forgot an important two letters there
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some doodles based on the gender thoughts i've been having about kuroba the past few days, mostly on how their appearance changed between middle school and their final year of high school. i also thought it'd be funny if kuroba didn't get recognized by classmates while they were helping at the flower shop back then, ( foreshadowing ig. )
#i didn't write it on the doodle but kuroba went to middle school in yokohama btw!#they actually attended the same school that their dad is an art teacher at. which i don't think i've mentioned before. he's an art teacher.#i'll make a detailed post about kuroba's gender EVENTUALLY bc i have so many thoughts on it#i will say that kuroba isn't conscious that their gender dysphoria in hs is gender dysphoria until after the fact#at the time they'd just describe it as '' not feeling human '' which is actually a cocktail of gender dysphoria and ->#body dysmorphia + depersonalization related to undiagnosed autism. fun times!#they're really repressing shit in their 3rd year and distracting themself by going all in on getting ready of college#erika coming out to their family while kuro's in their first year of college is what ends up unearthing those thoughts for them again#they're like '' oh i wanna be supportive of my sister so i'll look more into lgbt+ stuff. '' * opens pandora's gay ass box *#okay i'm getting so tired i need to sleep...#mj ocs#oc : kuroba#mj draws#ask to tw
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not to be gay on main but oh my god. oh my god.
#I THOUGHT MONTAGUE AND OSCAR AND CERBERUS WERE HOT AND THEN SHE SHOWED UP...#she calls me little mouse and epic fr just expects me to be normal about jt#im ready to pass away every time i interact with her#i would do anything for you queen#fortnite#fortnite artemis#ratkinggames#im sorry they went for my weakest link#why tf is everyone hot in this game i cant#they keep cooking with the character designs#btw yeah ratzattak camille is p much my main now#i alternate between a big handful of skins but she's my number one i love her sm#artemis has such peggy carter vibes you know ??? in her own sort of way but it appeals to my gay ass#augh sorry im done now
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HADES 2 SPOILERS
gifted someone bath salts for the first time and got fucking jump scared, cmon game I would have appreciated a warning.
#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#hades game#to be clear this is positive#my gay ass was simply not ready or prepared
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I just wanna go on dates with her
#thoughts#oni talks#oni has a crush#sapphic yearning#I have a speed dating thing I’m going to with a friend she needs it and I already bought a ticket#but honestly I just wanna go on dates with this one girl but we’re not technically dating so that feels so silly to say#I can’t tell if it’s friendship or slowburn vibes and I don’t wanna rush into things in a toxic U-Haul way but like#idk I just wanna do cute shit together I wanna take care of her when she gets home from stuff and help her work on things#I wanna shower her in all the stuff that reminds me of her and that I think she’d like but also I don’t wanna do too much#I feel like I should not be this committed when we’re not committed but like I wanna be? i can’t tell if I’m being normal or weird#I wanna get her flowers and cuddle and shit man#I wanna do all those romantic tension things like doing each others makeup those practical massages holding hands#lap stuff and like I wanna hear about her day and stuff and I’m just like aaaahhhhh#i wanna see her flustered and happy and also I wanna be buff enough to pick her up without water#I think I’m going a little gay insane I don’t have enough experience to navigate this shit Yall#how the fuck am I supposed to tell where platonic closeness and sapphic closeness begins and ends and shit#my sentimental ass can’t stop associating her and bringing her up but I can’t see her as often now so it’s like ahhh#how am I ready to delete all my dating apps and shit and we haven’t even kissed the sapphic yearning has overtaken me yall#I keep watching sapphic shit as I do and it keeps working me the fuck up send lesbian gods or smth#we just exchanged socials so now I can bomb her with silly little gay memes and she sent me hearts and like#she got me giggling and twirling and kicking my feet and shit
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honkai domination and kolosten arc spoilers/rambling+ some heavy complaining after the read more (it's basically a whole ass essay im so fucking sorry lkfjdslkfjdslkfj)
thinking ab how fucking rad and meaningful kolosten would've been if the domination arc had ended with kiana and HoV coexisting instead of what we got.
It definitely would've been better to do that with more setup of them actually talking throughout the story (which is the same thing you can say about the way it went, imo) but even without it- it would've been even more in line with what I think are the most resonant themes of that story.
The thing that made me fall in love with honkai like I did was the themes around victimhood and antagonism. Sirin, Wendy, Bronya, basically all the Herrschers we've seen- whenever a character that wasn't Otto during the beginning stages of the story became a threat to the world, it was never really because they were "evil". They were victims of the cruel world around them, sometimes victims of the same organisms that fought against the supposed real evil of the honkai, and either broke or lashed out because of their real vulnerability.
But in a lot of those moments the story understood two things: one, that that's a tragedy, one that deserves to become motivation to change the world so this kind of thing can't happen again, and two, that if at all possible, despite the threat they might pose to our characters or the world, what they deserve isn't hostility but compassion. Because they aren't the perpetrators of their own violence, only the victims through which it becomes externalized.
This compassion IS extended to Sirin, not only in Second Eruption but also through Kiana, who, despite being a danger in a sense because of HoV, is shown compassion as one of two different people carrying on from Sirin's past.
But imo, it undercuts this theme that HoV isn't extended the same compassion. Because HoV is not only a more direct threat to the world than just Kiana by proxy, she's a much more direct inheritor of what Sirin could represent: A righful anger at the world that victimised her, one that isn't content to fight to protect that world.
And in a story that had at that point so wonderfully allowed characters who were framed as villains to be accepted for who they are, to be recognized as the victims they are and shown a path forward that didn't end with them burning out, in a story with Bronya's self-determination being fought for, with Mei becoming a Herrscher that fights in her own way to protect who she loves, with HoS being shown compassion, Fu Hua being stopped from sacrificing herself for absolution and a pointless so-called victory, with Seele being allowed to live in harmony with her other self and taking her own name, it's just painful that HoV's anger cannot be accepted and coexisted with.
I know that it's not a hugely popular opinion, but I think kolosten drops the ball with Otto, and I think it's because until that point, we had seen Otto from the perspectives of those who were the most hurt by his actions, some of whom might have developed a sort of stockholm syndrome but who were still able to see the hurt he's caused the world. We knew, always, that his view of the world did not include the real compassion that we'd seen growing in the main cast towards those victimised by him, the thing that to me was the emotional core of honkai. Where kolosten fails for me is that now we got so, so, SO much from his own perspective, his own hand-washing, while getting absolutely NOTHING about the people he'd hurt.
We knew throughout the story, always, that the kinds of experiments he'd done to people en masse for hundreds of years were a kind of mass torture that was what created Sirin as a Herrscher in the first place, the pain that created her anger. We knew that Kallen would've been better off if he'd never been so obsessed with her because we got her perspective on that history, and we knew that the world would've been better off in the years after that because we got the perspectives of the people most hurt by his actions. And yet kolosten gave us none of those perspectives, only focusing on him, the people with the most stockholm syndrome for him, and Kiana as a newly-reborn protagonist who isn't about to let anger cloud her judgement.
All kolosten felt like was a pity party for what was undoubtedly one of the most horrid men imaginable in that world. And that's really only because there were perspectives that were sorely lacking, perspectives that could've been there, ANGER that could've been there, if HoV was allowed to exist, if she was allowed to be there to say what I wanted to say the most to every character that I otherwise adore throughout that entire arc.
"Fuck this garbage fire that's been burning for 500 years. He doesn't get his pity party, or his one in a million shot to save someone who never wanted to be saved by him. He's hurt too many people to deserve anything other than a million void lances tearing him apart, one for each person whose life he ruined by existing."
Because if your compassions for victims doesn't extend to accepting that they're allowed to just fucking HATE those who hurt them, then it isn't worth shit.
#(this is like actually extremely long tbc pls don't click if ur not ready to read a whole ass essay)#honkai#honkai impact#honkai spoilers#herrscher of the void#hov#im not tagging anything else cause i don't want this to be seen as like tagging hate or w/e?#i love honkai and i talked ab the reasons why in here#it's just#i couldn't stop thinking and wanted to write it out#all the reasons why it felt like at some point it started really failing in the regard that i used to love it the most#yes even beyond the fact the girls are gay#i read yuri every day that's not gonna be what moves the needle and makes something one of my favorite games ever
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Dressed for going on a night out that starts at 9pm and the introvert in me is screaming at me to get ready for bed instead
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literlaly terirble night last night
#first of all the gay party was capped and me and my friend were devastated cuz we were so ready to make out w girls#second of all i went to the other frat that me and my gf met at and guess what. i fucking saw her there#id been there before sinc ewe came back but ive never seen her so far there but idk what i was expecting#not only that but we literally met at the drink station as in full relapse of last sem when we also said hi there and hit it off#so mebarrsing#not only that btu this frat was so good last sem but now its ass so the music wasnt even fun and i wasnt feeling it#and then these ASSHOLE GUYS are mocking me for being an english major. that REALLY pissed me off#AND THEN on my way back im waiting for the bus and she and ehr friends pull up tot he bus stop too#and then i got back to my dorm and just sobbed for like an hour and wandered around voice memoing my friends sobbing#like its so humilaitng its so fukced up how much our breakup is impacting me why cant ijust move on#i know its been like 4 weeks but comeon . im sor eady to be over her i hate feeling this dread#AND THEN im finally like you know closing my suite door and the lock jams so im fidgeting with it and one of her friend makes eye contact w#me. SHE DOESNT EVEN LIVE IN TEH SAME BUILDING AS ME!!! WHY WAS SHE THEREEEE#and i literally have tears all over mye yes and i had no idea she was coming so we just made ey contact and then i shut teh door
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anytime someone says that "there's no queerness in avatar aside from the books/avatar isn't a queer show" i hit em with the good ol' "katara, sokka and toph have all canonically done some form of drag."
#atla is a queer ass show boi#avatar#atla#avatar the last airbender#that normally shuts them up but if that doesn't hohohoh boi#get ready for a massive lore dump and analysis of zuko's inherent queercoding#sokka too#being insecure abt masculinity+daddy issues+self image/self worth issues? kinda gay ngl.#I love my blorbos so much <3
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idk where i saw it now but that Q&A that horikoshi did where he said Kirishima only takes a 'very manly one minute' to do his hair? lies.
#also further proof that hori has never met a gay person#that boy takes 20mins to get ready at Least 'a manly minute' my ass more like a manly half hour#olly speaks
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