#my future ex husband

[calmasyoulike]

good morning i love the dutch

[anthonydriven11]

[calmasyoulike]

baby boy doesn’t need language, just vibes

Darwin’s ability to communicate with people he speaks zero languages in common with is both so so endearing and fascinating 😂♥️

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

FUCK IT

IM GOING BACK

IMA DYE MY HAIR RED, WEAR EXCLUSIVLY BLACK HOODIES, PUT ON A POUND OF EYELINER, USE MAROON BLUSH AS EYESHADOW, WEAR CONVERSE AND FRAME THE AUTOGRAPH I GOT FROM THE VOICE ACTOR OF GIR FROM INVADER ZIM

NOTHING CAN STOP ME

ITS MIDNIGHT AND IM SPIRALING FUCK

[sunnyrosewritesstuff]

Dim blowing me away with Haddotin art for my fic “The Wind That Pulls Back the Tide”. The fic will be resuming updates in September! In the meantime, look how pretty! 😍 @dimdiamond you are a wonder.

[sharoscylla]

Ripley’s the coolest bitch at the Baldur’s Gate Midwinter Masquerade Ball and that’s a FACT, JACK

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

Rea: Mr. Hiyama, what’s it gonna take to get my son into a college? Takao: If Yukiteru has any chance at all, he’s going to need a little extra help. Kurou: We’ll do anything! Whatever it takes. Takao: Good~ Now, you do understand how this works? Rea and Kurou: *eyes each other nervously* Kurou: We understand... *taking off his shirt* I guess I’ll uhh... meet you in the car... Rea: He didn’t mean you have to sleep with him. Takao, jacket and necktie removed, dress shirt slightly unbuttoned, ponytail undone, and seductively lounging on his chair: There are a few options~

[starfire-s]

i’m in melbourne at the moment and i’ve visited so many times but the vibes are so off this time i can’t explain it

[geolato]

i feel like i needed to check up on you specifically, im losing my mind and i havent even seen the show (yet!!!)

Hi yes I have fallen off gomens for reasons, but they tagged the post ineffable husbands what????

[calmasyoulike]

shut the absolute fuck up oh my god

[feyriejane]

yall don't know platonic yearning like I do 😤

[murdrdocs]

omg wait disregard that rafe ask i’m hjshsd

haha it’s okay pookie in case u were still wondering i am very much in love w rafey

[selfshipping-haven]

Peeks my little head out

Are we shipping to bugs life characters now? Because....

This bad bitch was my first ever fictional crush

[bumblingbabooshka]

T’Pring/Michael could be everything 

[dove-da-birb]

Im not surebit's a headcanon, but every time I imagine you, you are in like a fairytale cottage in the woods like super aesthetic, and there are pretty mushrooms around your house and there are crowly and his bird kids in a tree

That’s all so pretty ; - ; except for the end. I’m chasing him off with my broom.

“Get off my property!!!”

[averyhollow]

I’ll just say this: I’m glad Frenchie and Jim are with a captain that’ll let them wash regularly. Encourage it even. It’s clear That Man was forcing the crew to stay dirty in order to fit his stereotype of how pirates should look and smell. That’s why he gave them a small wash basin while he had a whole ass tub to himself.