#my favorite red flag ❤️

[emillungs]

its pride month so i drew my favorite man-hating lesbian moments from book!liandrin (so far)

honorable mention

[yujiitadorigirlfriend]

Yuuji with Sukuna’s red flags “I can’t see I’m blind” 🫣🫣🫣🫣

[valenclaw]

i love adding silly little notes on fics pt 2

[widowshill]

I love them ur honor

[afterglowsainz]

bye | charles leclerc, alexandra saint mleux

pairing: charles leclerc x singer!reader x alexandra saint mleux, reader x ex!max verstappen

summary: when max breaks up with you, you find solace in his childhood rival and his stunning girlfriend

fc: taylor swift

request: here

a/n: guys i’m not even a charles girlie but he looked so happy in that podium i wanted to cry

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username she’s unreal

username forever obsessed with this tour

username watching the video i record of vigilante shit over and over

username max verstappen can you fight??? 🤨

username the most magical night fr

alexandrasaintmleux 💗

charles_leclerc ☺️

username max not even liking this but charles and alex …

username they’re hilarious 😭

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maxverstappen1 free practice was okay, now we can focus on quali and the race

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username no but max being furious and still finding a way to post charles 😭

username no power on earth can separate those two

username can’t believe we’re watching the fall of red bull in real time

username FREE MY MAN FROM THAT TRACTOR

username time for me to suggest y/n going to the grand prix and bring max good luck 😁

username frfr she hasn’t been in forever

username lestappen is alive and breathing i see

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f1wags y/n y/l/n on saturday and sunday at the paddock for quali and the grand prix

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username glad to see she’s still alive 😭

username omg i thought she wasn’t gonna go with the tour and everything

username the best wag everrr

username so iconic

username OMG SHE SAW THE COMMENTS

username y/n in the paddock means a good race for max i know it 🧿

username the way i had completely forgot she was dating max 😭

username those two don’t interact with each other anymore i swear 😩

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f1gossip max verstappen and girlfriend y/n y/l/n were seen fighting outside their hotel after the grand prix, y/n later walked away and left max alone

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username damn

username right after we thought everything was okay 😔

username no because the first gp my girl goes to after forever and they fight?

username idc what happened i’m blaming max

username lol agree

username guys be honest do you think they’re breaking up???

username my heart says no but my head says they haven’t been seen together for a while and when they do they always fight so…

username yes

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yourusername fresh out the slammer … into the studio

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username HUH?

username miss girl ??? explain

username new music yay!

username is the caption a lyric or something ??? WDYM FRESH OUT THE SLAMMER

alexandrasaintmleux sooo excited! 💕

yourusername 💞💞💞

username alex what do you know

username is this like a happy song or is it going to make me hate men?

username no because i need to know too 😩

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alexandrasaintmleux with a full heart ❤️

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username i love their friendship

username guys charles made it to the feed!

yourusername pretty gorgeous beautiful everything

alexandrasaintmleux 🤭

username no but y/n in the last slide took me out 😭

username SAME i thought this was a charles post

charles_leclerc favorite girls❤️

alexandrasaintmleux 💘

username “girls” ????

username explain !!?

username is this a safe space to say what i’m thinking? …

alexandrasaintmleux’s instagram stories

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ynupdates charles leclerc, alexandra saint mleux, kika gomes and pierre gasly at tonight’s show of y/n’s tour in milan

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username i love their friendship they’re so supportive of her🥰

username now THAT is an outfit

username alexandra the fashion icon that you are

username this is such a green flag for all of them

username friends who support y/n >>>>

username notice how max has been quiet since y/n won charles in the divorce

username i know that man is FUMING

username no but seriously i’m glad she still has supportive friends after the break up 😔

username was i the only one who noticed that she kept looking at the vip tent while singing the love/crushing songs? 🤭

username which could mean nothing!

username WHAT WERE THE SURPRISE SONGS

username invisible string and sweet nothing!

username :0

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f1wags alexandra saint mleux and y/n y/l/n today at the paddock, y/n used to date max verstappen but recently broke up and was seen today at the ferrari hospitality with alexandra and charles, with whom she stayed friends

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username 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

username they both look so hot

username and if i say power couple then what 🤨

username i’d say alexandra has a boyfriend and you’re delusional 😭

username messyyyy

username the amount of money i would pay to know what’s going through max’s brain

username imagine losing THE y/n y/l/n and not only that but your rival since you’re four years old stayed friends with her

username he lost the break up

username we got y/n at the ferrari garage before gta 6

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charles_leclerc mes trois coeurs❤️

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username DAMN

username what do you mean your three hearts? wydm!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN

username honestly it makes so much more sense that they’re all dating 😭

username CONFIRMATION AT LAST

username the most drop dead gorgeous woman you’ll find and the cutest puppy on earth 🥰

username charles really won in life 😩

username and they called me crazy for even suggesting this 🙄

username POWER THROUPLE

scuderiaferrari the family as god intended🫶🏽

username ferrari 😭

yourusername gotta learn french asap!

alexandrasaintmleux we’ll teach you love💗

charles_leclerc de cette façon nous pouvons te dire que nous t'aimons dans toutes les langues chérie ❤️ (this way we can tell you we love you in every language dear)

yourusername ily both too much💘

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yourusername monaco! you are one of the best crowds ever ❤️ i had too much fun singing from the top of my lungs with all of you and performing for the first time ever my two new singles, “fresh out the slammer” and “bye” 😽 i have the feeling we’ll see each other wayyy more often

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username STOP she’s so cute 😭

username i’m afraid “bye” is one of the best songs ever made and “fresh out the slammer” changed the trajectory of my life

username “boy bye it’s over its over oh yeah” GIRL-

username she had too much fun writing that one

username “didn’t think you’d lose me now it’s just too late to choose me” UHM

username if that song is not for max-

username RED DRESS FOR FERRARI IKTS

username “now pretty baby i’m running back home to you” the fact that she calls them home i- 🥺

username “another summer taking cover, he don’t understand me” i gasped

username y/n calling her relationship with max literal prision was not in my bingo card

charles_leclerc you’re incredibly mesmerizing love 😍 best concert ever!

alexandrasaintmleux the prettiest and most talented there is! 💗

yourusername je vous aime tous les deux❤️ (i love you both)

[soobnny]

dating him | lee felix

❝ if you win this round, i’ll give you a kiss ❞

chan | lee know | changbin | hyunjin | han | FELIX | seungmin | jeongin

lee felix

the pda king that u are

sorry to get straight to the point but

he’s always touching u in some way 😭

obsessed i’m telling u

whether that’s a hand on ur back pocket, maybe ur intertwined hands in his hoodie pocket, his legs over urs on the couch

he just wants to be touching u all the time bc he is just a lovestruck boy at the end of the day

and there is no feeling more blissful than having you so close to him

i 100% stand by the idea that he would be so insufferable if circumstances were to separate u for a moment

would send u 91837473 texts

calls u too if u aren’t busy

most preferably facetime so he can see u

the boys end up gifting him a pillow with ur face on it bc he just would not shut up about missing u

he is also the saw this n thought of u texts

yes that’s why u receive a million texts

bc a million things remind him of u

he sees a spoon?

hey! u use a spoon too!

the weather is nice?

he has to tell you that! he knows u love when the weather is nice!

speaking of texts, good morning and good evening texts at the most abnormal hours

(sent at 3:24pm) good morning princess ❤️

(sent at 5:11pm) goodnight my love

moving on

u two actually dated bc of hyunjin

look i know felix is extremely good looking and handsome and could pull 92848 girls

but he is honestly just such a shy boy

“hi, felix lost his number. can u give him yours instead?”

“did u just hit on me for him?”

😭😭😭😭😭

TEARSSSSS like hyunjin is shameless

but whatever, it worked

sometimes felix sends him a gift too on ur anniversary bc it’s all thanks to him

one of his favorite memories of u two dating is when u taught him how to braid his hair

who knew it could be so convenient

and look THAT good too

u catch his hair braided while gaming when u surprise visit once

it isn’t as neat as it would’ve been if u were the one who did it

but u could recognize that technique anywhere

it’s the one u’d taught him noooooo 😭

love language: physical touch and baking sessions and teaching u to game

physical touch done

next up .. baking sessions

u could either make the best batch of brownies or almost burn the kitchen down bc u two were too busy making out

u’d also get into a mini food fight

would 100% put red icing on ur lips and blue on his and say u two should make purple

he thinks he’s so cool and smooth

who’s gonna tell him

he’s a LEWSERRRRR but your loser

felix just honestly is happy he gets to combine two of his favorites: baking and u

and then there’s him teaching u to game

he would be so patient with u

and if u were playing, he’d be by ur side the whole time and coaching u

he’d take videos and photos for sure

if he’s the one playing, best believe you’re on his lap if the game isn’t all that competitive

“boooooo! hyung!” — jeongin 2024

he says that bc while felix was communicating, he heard u

felix also strikes me as the type to build u a world in minecraft

he’d make you a cute little house with cherry blossoms around and a garden and a pet

and he calls you just to RAMBLE excitedly about it

man he’s just too cute what the hell 😭😭😭😭

his dates are actually kind of expensive

and his gifts too

he’d be like “no no no i swear it isn’t expensive”

and it’s a louis vitton necklace or smthn

u have so many cute dresses

he especially loves picnics with wine and fresh fruits and carefully made sandwiches in a basket

and FRUIT PICKING

he would love that so much

i think felix would also love if u helped him dye his hair

bc again .. he loves having u close

so i said changbin fails at legos right

felix is too good

he LOVES legos

he even buys u those flower ones

he would do anything to spend time w u

including legos

he particularly loves that it takes kind of a long time so u two would be together the whole time

anyways felix is honestly just such a sweetheart

very very very green flag behavior

he respects ur needs

listens to u without judgement

u have such a healthy relationship with his family

like his mom calls you

“hi! felix isn’t home rn”

“oh no no, i called to say hi to you”

oh they love you

gagged felix

u have dates with his sisters

and it confuses him too like

u would come over their house and he’d tell his family like oh! my gf is allergic to this!

his mom replies “i know”

LIKE WDYM YOU KNOW

felix couldn’t be any more happy anyway

it’s great

congratulations ❤️

note. credits to user @.luvknow for the layout of this post! let me know what you think! please discuss these with me i’m crazy

[berzahoes]

manifestation, baby! | tom blyth

summary: fans find out tom’s girlfriend has an old youtube channel where she reviewed the ballad of songbirds and snakes (and she definitely manifested her life)

an: the way i thought about this idea and quickly wrote it down so i didn’t forget it. i used to have an app that made those fake tweets but i’m just tired to make fake profiles 😭 maybe i’ll change it later idk

for the purpose of this imagine, let’s pretend tbosas book was published between 2017-2019

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tomblythxsnow apparently tom’s girlfriend has an old youtube channel where she reviews books and she reviewed the ballad of songbirds and snakes and she literally manifested her future 😭

lucymygf WHATTT WHATS HER CHANNEL NAME

tomblythxsnow it’s yn’s book corner. she hasn’t posted since 2019 ngl i need her to review a little life because that book destroyed me

nat76_ omg i used to watch her videos!! i’m still subscribed to her 😭 i remember only buying and reading the books she liked because i wanted to be her so bad

j4ckaszlol “if someone ever makes a movie adaptation of this book and casts someone attractive to play snow then i am sorry for the person i become” REALLLLL

graybairdsmockingjay dude the part where she said “i’m calling it now whoever plays young snow will be my boyfriend. movie studios always cast someone attractive as the younger version of a character!” MY JAW DROPPED SHE NEEDS TO TELL ME HER WAYS

“guess what rachel just sent me.” you heard tom say when he arrived to your shared apartment.

“wedding invitations?!” you gasped as you almost stood up from the sofa since you were watching reruns of criminal minds, but tom stopped you.

“no, it’s better!” tom sat beside you and showed you his phone. “why didn’t you tell me you had a youtube channel?” on his phone screen was your review of the ballad of songbirds and snakes, which had become a very popular video over the past couple of days.

you hid your face with a pillow and groaned. “don’t remind me. i just wanted to talk about my books and my family didn’t care. don’t watch it! it’s embarrassing!”

“i think it’s cute. aw look, your dog made a cameo!” he pointed at your old dog you used to have that walked into the frame.

“indi! no, come sit right here. oh . . . and she’s walking away. okay, anyways.” your younger self said in the video

“indi? why Indi?” tom asked you even though you were still hiding from embarrassment.

“after indiana jones. my dad and i loved those movies and he gifted me indi as a birthday present.” you confessed.

“love, don’t be embarrassed. i think it’s cute that you manifested your life according to the comments on instagram,” tom paused the video then cuddled up to you. “i won’t watch it if you don’t want me to.”

“it’s fine, i just didn’t think anyone would find it. we can watch it together.” you uncovered yourself and sat down properly to watch the video with tom. before he pressed the play button and together you watch your younger self review the book.

“i’ve read all the hunger games books at least four times and this one did not disappoint. but i do hope whoever ends up being cast as young snow is someone hot. i’m sorry it’s the rules! and they will be my boyfriend, i’m calling dibs.”

tom smirked at you. “if only younger you could see you now.”

“she would definitely think ‘wow, how did we pull this beautiful man?’ then be confused as to why the hunger games and fnaf is trending in 2023.”

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ynlovesbooks told ya. love you tomblyth ❤️

rachelzegler she is THAT girl

ynlovesbooks no u

everdeenx12 bestie he’s EVIL

ynlovesbooks he’s a walking red flag but my favorite color is red 😍

chamaletproblems pls tell me how you did this

ynlovesbooks i figured out who they were casting and kept him hostage until he agreed to be my bf

tomblyth true

[beelinx]

hihihi! i loovee your recent percy jackson works and i was wondering if i could please request headcanons or a smau of percy jackson x child of apollo?? (or just general) no pressure, love your writing! 🩷🩷

a/n: hiii 😭❤️ tysm for the request ! i couldn’t choose between headcanons or smau so i did both </3

If there is one thing Percy is once you two are together is down bad.

We’ve all seen it, that man is lovesick to the bone.

Honestly I’d say he’s willing to get on his knees for you any day.

We all know he’s a loyal man — it literally is his fatal flaw.

Still though I felt it was important to add because he will not let any negative thoughts plague your mind.

You will literally never doubt his fidelity because he makes sure you know just how devoted he is to you and how much he loves you <3

Mostly because he says it non-stop.

Also because of how much he does for you.

Firm believer that actions speak louder than words, so be ready to have him constantly offer to do stuff for you.

Door? Opened.

Food? Already paid for.

House? Scrubbed every little inch.

He may not be the best at some of these skills, but he will always try his hardest for you.

I feel like I have to follow that up with this: He may be loyal, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to be an asshole to others.

I always see people say it’s a red flag if your boyfriend opens the door for girls, or if he lets them down kindly while rejecting them.

But honestly I’d say it just shows how much of a gentleman he is.

If he treats other girls like shit then he is not worth it.

And trust me Sally raised that man right he will be a gentleman.

Also — when you finally get to meet Sally, she’s obsessed with you.

Anyone who makes her son that happy is a friend of hers, but it also helps how well you two end up getting along the first time you meet.

She definitely shows you the embarrassing picture album…

Percy would love for you to meet Estelle.

Whenever he sees you playing with her he gets filled with so much joy it’s insane.

I feel like he'd like to go on beach dates a lot.

He'd try to introduce you to the fish.

Okay now focusing more on the child of Apollo part

My favorite thing about Apollo kids is how varied they can be.

Like you can be in that cabin for singing, poetry, medicine, archery, etc.

You can find every single type of person there and I love that.

He’d love you for any hobby you have, honestly he just really likes how talented you are.

Percy would just really admire your passion and dedication to your craft.

BUT if you were a medic then he would just love to have you fussing over him whenever he gets an injury.

Sort of like Leo I do believe he’d go to the infirmary just for little scraps in order to see you.

For my musically talented Apollo kids, I think he loves to hear you playing your instrument / hearing you sing more than any other melody ever.

Honestly after all he’s gone through your music helps him calm down and feel relaxed.

Sometimes he’d just sit by when you’re practicing but ends up falling asleep by how peaceful he feels

Might go one step further and add that I believe this could also somewhat fit with the poets.

The way your voice sounds when you recite your poems leaves him so <3

Sometimes he thinks your dad is pretty annoying but, in the end, one of the nicer gods.

Overall, definitely one of the sweetest bfs ever who would literally do anything for you!

I'd say he'd even fight a god but honestly he'd probably do that just because (already does).

[slythereen]

Hello there!

I’m new to f1 and Lestappen.

Is there a Charles and Max master post somewhere with their history? I keep hearing about the social media unfollowing and podium walk off and want all the tea and timelines.

Basically all I know about is the inchident.

Many thanks!

hello and welcome!! my scholarship (read: obsessively reblogging things or bookmarking them thinking i'll actually find them again later) tends to be VERY chaotic, but i know there are definitely compilations out there. i've read some great ones.

nini (@scuderiafemboy) has a LOT of lore content on tumblr and twitter & does a lot of translating of dutch interviews/manages to unearth old interviews all the time. the twitter thread of threads covers 2018 through june 2023! she also compiled some of the database on tumblr here.

@chibrary archives interviews, articles, etc., in glorious fashion. this is charles centric but naturally charles' history intersects with max's so there are some good pieces in there, like this 2015 article on the lestappen rivalry in karting. the #driver:max tag provides a lot of golden content (such as extended lore on the inchident!).

moments™

marginally related, but dani (lecstappens on twitter) once posted the video of max and charles being scolded and warned to behave themselves during the race following the inchident. one of my favorite pieces of lestappen info frankly... demon children. (also on posted by @il-predestinato on tumblr here. who, btw, is a gold mine of lestappen content.)

well, as long as i'm adding some favorite gems while i try to find the specific post i'm looking for... the lestappen singapore flag moment is my roman empire. i am also haunted by the awkward weather convo video. which i know is out there, but i am going crazy trying to find it.

i decided to just commit to the moments list, so here is charles drinking red bull gate 2023 (courtesy of @countingstars-17)

charles asking the tifosi to stop booing max at monza this year (@il-predestinato seriously has so much content)

this excerpt of max's manager talking about charles (@blueballsracing)

if i don't stop myself i will be here all year

more mini compilations !!

@hyacinthsdiamonds once produced a nice list of the ridiculous lore around lestappen that sounds made up

some 2021 specific "best moments" compiled by @coconutshygame

there is one post i am thinking of that touched on their wild lore/destined f1 rivalry etc. but i can't find it now so stay tuned 🫡

also, for some theorizing on the most recent lestappen debacles and what it all means with ferrari/rbr and a potential charles to rbr (ot charles to more power at ferrari) move:

@tsarinablogs is a Scholar™ with lovely essays

@valyrfia has an addition to the marketing mayhem

i recently compiled my unhinged #rbr-ferrari sticker war content to advocate for rbr charles here, which was added to by this anon with banger points

personally i use #rbr charles for the theorizing and delulu hours, but i think #lestappen rbr and #lestappen gate 2023 are also prime hunting ground for rbr specific lore

anyone who has info to share pls do ❤️ i know i'm missing loads of scholarship that is lost in the pits of my unorganized blog

[madhatterbri]

Something Nice | A.S.

Summary: Alex tells her he's been thinking of something really nice for both of them. 18+.

Author's Note: Getting this out of my head. Taken from this video.

Happy Friday Night Smackdown, babes. ❤️

Alex Shelley Masterlist

WWE Masterlist

Taglist: @smallestsnarkestgirl @hodgepodge-musings @cowboywritersworld @magicalbuttertarts @letsgivethisonemoreshot @tahiri-veyla

"I've been thinking of something really nice for the both of us,"

Some of his last words before he hung up replayed in her head. When she asked him about his tone, he blamed his cell service at the airport. Often, he flew out of random tiny airports since they were cheaper. Nothing could have prepared her for tonight.

She moaned his name when he felt his fingers curled inside of her. Her fingers gripped his dark hair. The tip of his tongue flicked her clit before peering up at her. His innocent eyes were anything but.

"You seemed lost. I didn't want you to miss a moment like you did at dinner," he told her. His lips caressed her inner thighs. Her cheeks burned at the thought of dinner.

🍽

Their friends were sitting around the table with them. They had all planned this night for weeks. A new fancy little restaurant had just opened, and they wanted to give it a try. Alex was dressed in a tux while she was dressed in a short dress.

The dinner started great. The couples couldn't get over the decor of the new place. Tables were covered in a fancy white tablecloth. A centerpiece with a candle and flowers placed in the middle of each table. The walls were covered in classical paintings.

"I'm just happy to be home," Alex admitted. He placed his hand on her leg just above her knee and squeezed. "With my favorite woman,"

She blushed at his words. When their friends were talking amongst themselves, Alex kissed her cheek. His lips stopped at the shell of her ear.

"Be a good girl,"

Before she could respond, his hand slid up to her inner thighs. When she didn't part her legs, she felt a squeeze. It wasn't enough to hurt, but it sent her a very clear message. Her legs slowly parted.

Out of the corner of her eye, she saw his famous smirk. His fingers brushed the fabric of her underwear between her legs. Up and down slowly without applying any pressure. Her breath shuddered as she dropped her mouth. She grabbed her glass of water and took a sip.

Alex applied a little pressure. His fingertips pressing into her folds and over her clit. He acted as if nothing was happening. Their friends asked him questions about transferring from TNA to WWE, and he just answered them without giving anything away.

"This has been so fun. We have to do this more often," one of their friends commented. Her husband agreed.

"Shall we have dessert? We can catch up a little more,"

"I think that's a great idea," Alex smiled. "Honey? What do you think?"

Before she could answer, he applied more pressure to her clit. She gasped and bit her lip. "Sounds good,"

"Great! Excuse me, waiter," their friends flagged down the waiter. They turned to speak to him.

"What are you doing?" She asked and grabbed his wrist. Her tone was strained. The pressure in her lower stomach was close to catastrophe. There was no way she could explain the mess on her dress and the table if he continued.

"Something really nice for the both of us," he answered and kissed her cheek.

🍽

"You are thinking about it, aren't you?" He asked with a crooked smile. "Thinking about how you almost came in front of our friends?"

Fortunately, he had stopped before she could. Her face was bright red. No matter how much she tried, the seat wasn't comfortable for her. The stimulation was gone. She couldn't give herself any friction. Dessert was the last thing on her mind then.

Alex crawled on top of her. His sweaty hair covered his handsome face. Dark eyes stared at her like she was his prey. He wrapped one of her legs around his hips and kissed her. His tongue licked her bottom lip for entry. She granted him access a little too quickly for her liking. She tasted herself on him, but she didn't care.

Her moans muffled by his kiss once he thrusted inside of her. Each thrust made her feel fuller than the last. His name called from her lips as she teetered closer to an orgasm. He smiled in their kiss. The night was something nice for the both of them.

[easybrainrot34]

🖼️Lil Benedict Bridgerton Headcanons Pt 2🖼️

Woohoo part 2 baby!! Part 1 is right here! Some of these are modern!AU some of these are Regency era. As I said before I am truly a ✨slut✨ for this man. Hope y’all enjoy 😊

All r fluff and crack. Bonus Polin Headcanon ❤️

🎨= modern!AU

🎻= Renaissance era

🎨🎻= either

Also mentioned : Colin, Anthony, Kathony, Queer!Eloise, Gregory, and Polin

Ps, my ask and request r open :)

🎨 He went on a gap year before college to travel the world. He went kinda everywhere but he’s not one of those people that’s pretentious and has to talk about it all the time (no shade Colin, he’s more of an excited puppy about where he’s been anyway)

🎨 During cov!d he really honed in on his skills as an artist but also got really into skincare and hair care. Now he does a whole curly hair care routine because even though I can see him keeping his hair on the shorter side, he still likes it to have a little body.

🎨🎻 He would never admit it to Anthony (at least sober) but he wants the love that Kate and Anthony have for each other. He is such a hopeless romantic and I think he wants nothing more in this world than to find someone he feels he truly can’t live without.

🎻 Now we all know Benedict goes to balls more out of family obligation than actually wanting to, but I truly feel like once he’s married, he wants you to throw balls every season. He loves being able to show you off and what better setting them a ball with you as the person of honor. I also feel like he would enjoy throwing balls/parties for his more artistic, not part of the ton friends.

🎨 Now let’s say this is a modern AU where Eloise is a lesbian and our dear Ben is bisexual. I feel like when Eloise came out to him and said “I’m gay” he said, with no hesitation “you too?” I feel like the next day this man would just barge into her place with a gift bag full of Girl in Red, Chappell Roan, and Raneé Rapp albums, a pride flag, and a Carabiner. She would give him the “these are all stereotypes” lecture, but truly she appreciates it.

🎨🎻 I feel like he is very weak willed when it comes to his nieces and nephews. Like he is the favorite uncle, yes it took him bribing the kiddos, and yes he has no shame about it. He would stay firm with them (respecting the majority of set rules) but he will let them get away with small things. It will take him having his own kiddos to understand where everyone is coming from. (trust & believe that the siblings take their revenge)

🎨 He’s weak for a sundress. Weather it’s a cute little flower print, or a simple solid color, he just loves a little flowy sundress. I can’t explain it. It’s just this man’s weakness. (Btw this is what I mean when I say sundress, because apparently the Internet is having a debate about this right now lol)

🎻 Y’all remember when people were painting on each other’s bodies during Covid? Yeah he would do that. I feel like he would very much use u as a canvas during yall’s honeymoon. I feel like it would also end in a little ✨spicy time✨

🎨 While I can really see this man not giving a fck about whether he is fit or not I feel like as he starts to get a little bit older (late 30s early 40s) he would sign up for the gym. I feel like this will be a combination of him wanting to, but also Anthony, Colin, and Gregory would tease him about getting a “dad bod”. He knows though that you love it so he wouldn’t try to get too fit, just enough to be a little toned.

🎨🎻BONUS🎻🎨

He has such a fondness for Pen. This man is in her corner, if her and Colin get into a fight he automatically is taking her side. If he sees Cressida doing some shady sh!t he’s calling her out right then and there. I also feel once Colin and Pen announce their engagement, he would go to her and say “I’m sorry it took him so long to realize what we all knew” AHHH I JUST KNOW HE SHIPS POLIN!!!

[marvelrivalsimagines]

Valentine's Day Event!

Hi everyone! Valentine's day is approaching, and as a reader insert blog of course we have to celebrate! So starting on Wednesday the 12th and ending at midnight that Sunday my askbox will be opened to all the following prompts! Each emoji corresponds to a question, and I put them into categories so you know what direction I'll be taking the question in. Just send in up to three emojis/questions and up to three characters, and I’ll write little headcannons or a blurb answering each question for those characters :) I'm going to do my best to answer every prompt within the event time so you'll get your Valentine's Day HCs on Valentines weekend lol.

fluff 

❤️ - What would be their ideal way to celebrate Valentine’s day?  🥰 - How do they act when they have a crush? 🌹 - Do they like grand romantic gestures or do they think stuff like that is too cheesy?  💋 - How do they kiss? What is their favorite kind of kiss? 🎁 - Are they a good gift giver? What kind of items would they gift you?

angst/hurt comfort

💔 - How do they handle arguments in the relationship? 🚩 - What is one red flag they display in the relationship? Are they aware of this habit or trait?  👹 - Do they have any fears or insecurities about their relationship?   🩸 - How would they react if you were injured? 🫀 - How do they comfort you when you’re upset? How do they like to be comforted? 

slightly spicy (none of the answers will be fully NSFW, but they'll be suggestive)

🍷 - What are they like when they’re drunk? Do they let sober thoughts become drunken actions?  💄 - Do they have a favorite outfit or style of clothing they like to see you wear?  🍫 - Do they prefer being sweet and soft or sensual and steamy? ❣️ - Do they tend to be dominant and take charge or do they follow your lead? 🍒 - How experienced are they? Do they have any special skills? (wink wink nudge nudge)

[himexyandere]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Hime (24 she/her) ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

This blog is dedicated to yanderes, monsters, my OC's and all of their loveable, toxic traits! There will be NSFW content, so please be mindful of that (I'll make sure to add content warnings in all of my stories/HC's)! I only write for female readers, and I'll also occasionally describe the reader's body as chubby!

Feel free to send in thirsty asks and join me in thirsting for men who are clearly red flags (but red's our favorite color ❤️) Master List Below!

Yandere Male!Spider x Female!Reader

Yandere Butler x Female!Reader

Yandere Headcanons Pt. 1

Yandere Headcanons Pt. 2

NSFW Alphabet: Leumin Holiday

SFW Alphabet: Leumin Holiday

NSFW Alphabet: Mikka Lapan

Mikka x Chubby Female!Reader

Yandere Python Husband x Female!Reader

Monster Boyfriend x Female!Reader

Yandere Villain x Female!Reader Part 1

Yandere Villain x Female!Reader Part 2

Big Monster Boyfriend x Female!Reader

Yandere Poly Mermen x Female!Reader

Vivian x Chubby Female!Reader

NSFW Alphabet: Vivian Tang

Poly!Yandere Angel Twins x Female!Reader

[b33viemm]

Day 30: Original Pride Flag (Gilbert Baker) Bluntnose Sixgill Shark

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I chose to pair this flag with this shark because the bluntnose sixgill shark belongs to the oldest-known shark lineages. The original pride flag -created by Gilbert Baker in 1978 and commissioned by gay activist Harvey Milk- had 8 stripes (pink, red, orange, yellow, green, turquoise, indigo, and violet) instead of 6 (pink was removed for fabric shortages, and turquoise to make an even number). Although the 6-stripe version is the most popular and mainstream, I love this version the most, and like the shark, it is the oldest of it's kind.

🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

THIS IS IT!!! Thank you all so much for the kind comments and support (especially on discord)! I loved doing this last year and loved it again this year, although I certainly had a lot more fun. Thank you to the goobers (you know who you are) for providing me with sharks (and for making me do this in the first place). Thanks to anyone who gave shark or flag requests! I hope you saw yourself in at least one of these ❤️

Collage of all the sharks is up! [Link]

Check my Instagram highlights (b33viemm) for all the June drawings from this year and last year. They're all also up here on Tumblr if you scroll down to June of 2023. Click this link -> #b33viemm art.

Let me know which shark is your favorite!

Click below for all the links to each drawing! [Warning: very long list]

1 - Lesbian Whale Shark

2 - Transgender Tiger Sharks

3 - Abrosexual Lemon Shark

4 - Bigender Thresher Shark

5 - Aromantic Angel Shark

6 - Pansexual Hammerhead

7 - Genderfluid Bonnethead Shark

8 - Intersex Pacific Spadenose

9 - Asexual Epaulette Shark

10 - Bisexual Nurse Shark

11 - Gay Leopard Shark

12 - Nonbinary Horn Shark

13 - Aroace Basking Shark

14 - Sapphic Zebra Sharks

15 - Unlabeled Brown Shyshark

16 - Kleegender Oceanic Whitetip

17 - Genderqueer Wobbegong

18 - Achillean Bull Shark

19 - Voidpunk Catshark

20 - Leather Greenland Shark

21 - Nebularomantic Goblin Shark

22 - Lesboy Frilled Shark

23 - Gaybian Bahamas Sawshark

24 - Uranic Giant Manta Ray

25 - Demigender Port Jackson Shark

26 - Gendervoid Chimaera "Ghost Shark"

27 - Bi Nonbinary Spiny Angelshark

28 - Queer Great White Shark

29 - Rainbow Flag Bamboo Shark

30 - That's all, folks!

Edit:

1b - Disability Pride Silky Shark!!!

[xxxanxietybitchxxx]

The date💑 started🆕 📴off📴 so🆘🆘 well. Began my night 🌙 not expecting the fright of my life. She was perfect💯💯 from what😦 I could tell, how could I not 👀see👀 the danger🚸 right▶️ in front of me. "My favorite📑 food 🍘🍘 is fish 🐟." Baby, that's my favorite📑 too. "I 💟love💟 cartoon dogs 🐾." Baby, I love 💓💓 Scooby Doo. Hey girl🙎🙎, what's😦 your favorite📑📑 📽film📽? She said "The best ✨✨ movie🎦 of all, is a 🅰️ masterpiece of 🎨art🎨 called 📲 HUMAN CENTIPEDE, HUMAN CENTIPEDE." I think🤔 that I'm gonna get🉐 murdered tonight. "HUMAN CENTIPEDE, NOT IRONICALLY" She said, "The costume design🎨 was 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ highlight. I like 💖 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 for the plot." Tell me what😦 the plot's about. "German doctor😷😷 sews 3️⃣three3️⃣ 👶people👶 ass to mouth 😦." Cool. "HUMAN CENTIPEDE." Please God, save🔖 me. I think 🤔 that's 🅰️a🅰️ red👺 flag 🇷🇺. I don't want to get🉐 stabbed. She said, "Human centipede is a🅰️ tour de🇩🇪 force." I 🤔think 🤔 'Holy 💩shit💩, I'm gonna be the main course.' 🆓 She said, "I admire the narrative of character🔣🔣 📈growth📈." I try to get🉐🉐 the waiter's 🚏 attention by blinking in Morse Code. "Why are you blinking so🆘🆘 much?" I've got🉐 something in my 😙eye😙. "Here, let me 🉐get🉐 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 out." No thank you, I don't wanna die🎲. "Bonjour, 👨sir 👨 was blinking at me, is this because your 📆date📆 is a🅰️ freak?" No. "Very ✨good✨ then, bon appetit." "Stop hiding behind your silly made up🔺 🆑red🆑 🇨🇳flag🇨🇳. Do not take a 🅰️ chance on🔛🔛 the 👌best👌 relationship you've never 🈶had🈶." Maybe you're right▶️▶️ and I'm looking👀👀 for excuses, my 💚heart's💚 🉐got🉐 bruises but I'm ready to choose this love 💝💝. "You could be my 🌍world🌍🌍, the love❤️ of my life. One day we'll get🉐 married and be husband and wife." With a🅰️ tasteful ceremony 🏆 and the wedding👰 of our dreams! "Only if the wedding's 👰 themed-" Tell me 😦what😦 the theme's gonna be! "HUMAN CENTIPEDE, HUMAN CENTIPEDE" That way↕️↕️ wr could save💾 on 🔛🔛 the catering bill💸. "HUMAN CENTIPEDE, ONLY ONE MOUTH TO FEED." if you are the best 👌👌 man👳, you know the drill. Pucker up🔝. I could finally open👐 myself up🔝 to love💕. "I CAN FINALLY SEW A MOUTH TO A BUTT!" Human centipede. "Human centipede."

[celaenaeiln]

Teen Titans Academy is amazing!!! (Spoilers!)

I listed my favorites but there were a lot of favorites so this is a long post 😅

First you have Nightwing opening the class by introducing the lesson “Defense against the Dark Arts”

Kori and Dick are back together ❤️:

So, so many Titans shenanigans:

I always thought Tempest was a quiet one but what a lie!

Dick finds out about the son he never knew:

SIKE!

And then the all-star entrance….

The heck is that pose?! 🤣🤣🤣 Imagine trying to have a hard conversation with your not son-son and then this doofus shows up. Honest to God Deathstroke has nothing on Red X when it comes to annoying Dick:

He wishes he could have Dick’s attention like this. But Dick still becomes a real dad to the kid he never actually had anyway. Heart of gold. It’s at times like this that you’re grateful Dick doesn’t kill:

When the Titans are discussing it later Roy says wth I thought Red X was dead Dick basically goes hah. Like I’d ever forget that headache:

And here’s the surprising part: Dick greens flags the operation to conquer another planet but guess who the Titans work with?

The suicide squad.

Finally and most importantly: Dick’s butt is clearly still in great shape