#my experiences are universal /joking

[defectivegembrain]

Be careful kids it starts out with thinking "Hey dipping a lemon in vinegar might be nice" and before you know it you're eating a lemon on its own and thinking it's not sour enough for you

[stovepiperat]

dashboard simulator

(poll) in a survival cannibalism situation, which part of jared harris would you consume first? (knock-down drag-out debate raging in the tags including sidebar quibbling about how to read the ‘survival cannibalism’ aspect of the question, every single person who has reblogged is acting like there is a single objectively correct answer, ‘tumy’ is winning over ‘The Dick’ by a significant margin) (289 notes)

text post about something a cartoon villain could do to a man, e. g. “i love men. i need to put his ass on a long conveyor belt with the roaring sound of the immense furnace at the factory’s heart growing louder with every inch he advances towards his doom” (11,202 notes)

a really horny crop of some kind of old public domain art, e. g. the corner of a medieval tapestry with a court jester on a leash (6,677 notes)

gifset of that one scene from sas rogue heroes (1,294 notes)

fancam of adam nagaitis as cornelius hickey from amc’s the terror (2018) to a megan thee stallion song (reblogged 4x by different mutuals with tags protesting the fact that i reblogged this 35 times in a row) (98 notes)

painting of a tall ship (60 notes)

the mountain goats lyric/webweave (tagged “prev” and then everyone’s chatter in the tags is just like onomatopoeia of guttural agonized howls) (3,845 notes)

gif of gay porn which i will “like” before scrolling down and realizing that it is a pro wrestling gifset and with a heavy heart proceeding to “unlike” (613 notes)

[chatonlaveur]

WIP preview for the Hyrule-centric LU fan comic I've been working on in my free time 👀

I really want to work on this, but also I am very busy rn, so we'll see when I actually get it finished :,) But like since this is theoretically in part an art blog I thought I should probably post some art even if it is just a WIP like this.fi

[eshithepetty]

'Where are the he/him lesbians in media' does greg universe mean nothing to you

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

I don’t mean to offend but does being pregnant make you feel dysphoric in any way?

No worries, Anon!

I’ve felt a lot of things but I don’t think dysphoric has been one of them lol Honestly I can’t say I’ve felt any dysphoria throughout this whole thing so I’m taking that as a win >:D

[coockie8]

i once had an anti tell me to stop sexualizing their trauma on a story i wrote that was a word for word retelling of my own actual trauma but with names changed and its been 2 years and i still cant stop thinking about that

Ah, yeah... Unfortunately a non-insignificant number of antishippers seem to genuinely believe they own the concept of trauma, so any story they read that they believe to be portrayed in a romanticized or sexualized light therefore must be romanticizing/sexualizing their trauma specifically.

I couldn't tell you the amount of times I've gotten the "stop sexualizing my trauma!!!!!!" or adjacent comments from antishippers that universally garner a response that basically boils down to

Like, bitch! I'm talking about my trauma! I literally did not even know you existed until you fucking commented!

[stuckinapril]

You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate

[solar-halos]

i need to say something about johanna mason!!!!

she 100% grew up in a family of ONLY sisters and i won’t be hearing otherwise. and she’s the middle sister at that. because there is no way anyone with brothers would ever think to use fear as a strategy to win the Murder Games bc brothers (when they themselves are kids too) take some sick and twisted delight in inflicting fear in their younger siblings, like it eggs them on until u hit them with the “i’m fucking telling mom.” older sisters see u cry and they’re like shiiiit this isn’t fun anymore. and i think she took that life experience to heart. thank you for listening

[solradguy]

come on grandpa its fine. let your inner dadguy out

Maybe I should........

[rimouskis]

[yaristari]

Part 2 in my series of rewatching my favorite 90s/early 00’s shows. (click here to see Daria’s sketch)

Home Movies is such a delight. The dialogue is fantastic, and the vibe of making your own little cinematic masterpieces out of cardboard and dreams as a kid is spot on.

It’s made by Loren Bouchard and Brendon Small. Loren Bouchard then did Bob’s Burgers, which shares the voice actor of H. Jon Benjamin as Coach McGuirk here and Bob Belcher in Bob’s Burgers. Brendon Small (who is also the main character in this show, also named Brendon Small) went on to make Metaloclypse.

[bunnihearted]

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[bueris]

okay maybe I should seriously reconsider my path in life and sell my soul to marketing or journalism instead

[rotisseries]

alright im giving in im finally asking. what in the everloving fuck is narines

HIIIII HELENA honestly I'm so glad you asked I think you'd love them but BASICALLYYYYY one of my mutuals, hella, @tbos-main, has this really cool original fantasy wip, the blood of serpents, which I am OBSESSED with so I do fandom post about it like any other media, and two of the characters are nate and rin. well. naithairan and herines technically but I'm on nickname basis with them. and I can explain tbos in more detail but since you asked about narines specifically, they are two characters who are very much on opposing sides of the central conflict and in a way that IS irreconcilable like. it has to be genuine all consuming hate it's bad. but they're also narrative foils and parallels and whatnot and outside of the main ideological difference in regards to the central conflict, they are very similar people in a very fucked up way, they're both martyr figures with a lot of religious themes, they both have had to learn the language of violence well, they both are willing to go to unfathomably low depths of morality and monstrousness in the pursuit of protecting the people they love, they're both incredibly calculating and callous, and so they have this INSANEEE dynamic that is very much "I see me in you I see everything I hate about myself in you I need to kill you because I need to be killed but yet I cannot kill you because that would be like taking a knife to myself and we recognize each other deeply and intimately in a very specific way no one else can and I HATEE you for it" and so like. they should fuck about that. obviously.

[likelylarks]

when i was in seventh grade, we went on a trip to washington d.c. and one of the girls i roomed with gave me her number and told me that she gets so many texts that sometimes she misses some, so if she didn't respond just text a couple more times and she'd respond.

i texted half a dozen times and she never texted back.

when i was in eighth grade, we took a survey of foreign languages class and one of the girls at my desk clump told me that she'd follow me back on instagram if i liked every single one of her pictures.

i liked years worth of pictures and she never followed me back.

when i was in tenth grade, my best friend told me that he like-liked me and when i couldn't say that back, he gave me a reese's (two peanut butter cups) and said that we never had to talk about it again.

i wanted to want him so badly and when i did, he'd already moved on.

when i was in twelfth grade, i got drunk for the first time in my friend's bedroom on green apple vodka that her older brother had gotten for us and when we were lying in her bed together she told me that she liked me.

i lied and said i didn't like anyone like that.

in season 3 episode 11 of the west wing, josh lyman tells his on-again-off-again girlfriend that he studied hard all through high school and college and "i missed something, or it's like i skipped a year, because i never learned what you do after you think you like somebody. what you do next. and everybody-everybody did learn, a lot of other people anyway."

i never learned how to study, but i still skipped that year.

i can't tie the threads of my own life together; i can't web weave my way out of this and into meaning. i just missed a step somewhere - a step that everybody else took. and maybe all the other steps after that, too.

[bjornkram]

when the battery dies on your headphones and finally snaps you out of the most intense, drug addeld, "hit the bong a little too hard" kind of hyper focus. and you realize you've been listening to see you again from the fast and furious 7 ost and drawing king julien x maurice for the last 3 hours, like you've just broken out of a spell where you've been unknowingly forced to carry out a dark and powerful sorcerer's bidding. like whuh- where- how did i get h- what am i doing? Why are these lemurs kissing? Hello? Who's there?! ACK!!! THE DARK AND POWERFUL FESTIBIUS!! HE DEMANDS MORE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR YAOI!!! HE COMMANDS ME AND I MUST OBEY!!!