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matthew | he/him (any pronouns are ok) | evil fag
hi i鈥檓 matty. short for matthew long for matt. i post and i reblog and i answer asks and dms and i love to yap about anything and everything always. and i鈥檓 down to be mutuals! if i was a beast i'd be a coyote and i LOVEEEEE werewolves.
i post: horror (reanimator american werewolf in london the lost boys the thing jaws my beloved) and practical effects and star wars (luke skywalker just like me) and star trek and comic hawkeye (clint just like me) and the x men (iceman and cyclops just like me) and rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead and x-files and buffy the vampire the slayer (oz JUST like me and xander pretty similar to me) and indiana jones and (lego) batman and early universal monster movies and IT (mostly the book and miniseries but eddie just like me) and the muppets and music especially car seat headrest (but also check out my band one strange dog we鈥檙e on spotify). and i like joy and happiness and glee and good things and wonder.
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#matty yaps#<- basically just textposts and the like#matty鈥檚 media essays#<- my silly little media essays#matty sketches#<- doodles#matty snaps#<- photography#matty irl#<- images of me irl#matty answers#<- me answering asks#matty dress up hour#<- posts where i鈥檓 in cosplay/doing vfx makeup stuff#my dog fungus#<- posts about my dog#cunty the hammy#<- posts about my communal dorm hamster cunty
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if you鈥檙e ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn鈥檛 any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they鈥檙e breaking down. It鈥檚 just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don鈥檛 know what they鈥檙e deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn鈥檛 rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn鈥檛 seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn鈥檛 rot. so you never know! you never know
#bazinga!#I鈥檝e been meaning to add these tags for a minute but it was too funny to keep the original line bazinga tag#if you see this i would appreciate this post not be tagged as wornld building#and if you want to use this concept in your D&D campaign#you don鈥檛 need to show this post or anything#but if you would please mention after the plot line ends that the original post was written all at once in a pretty desperate state#i thought about ginkgo trees while walking my dog late that night#and when i found myself hopeless and completely alone at midnight#I opened tumblr and talked to myself#and hit post#and went to bed#then it got 2000 notes and i woke up to the realization that the entire time I had said bacteria#when i fully meant fungus#fuck!!!#u don鈥檛 need to say all that just please include the context that this is a very personal post#thank u!#I鈥檓 not mad it鈥檚 not obvious from the post that i was ranting into the void
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thought that was my dog fungus
#my dog fungus#my dad liked this picture so much he had it put on coffee mugs for each member of the family
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What exactly are living gods in the blightseed universe?
Ok here's the (DANGEROUSLY vestigial at this point) Meta Deeplore:
There is a material form of energy that is utilized by biological bodies essentially as an animating force. This IS the vaguely defined, extremely ambiguous magic in the setting. It is what produces the actual experience of Consciousness and can be basically considered 1:1 with conscious experience. All life utilizes this energy (whether actually conscious life in the traditional sense or not).
It cannot be created or destroyed, and rather follows pathways of dispersal between one material plane and a parallel plane. This parallel plane is 'the ether' 'the dreamlands' etc, and has its own matter. Discrete entities from the dreamlands are essentially formed as a byproduct of consciousness and, when interacted with, are deeply susceptible to the influence of conscious Thought (they are essentially matter organized By consciousness and can be reorganized by consciousness)
These are the entities that can become living gods. Dreamlands fauna occasionally slips into prime material reality, at which point they are directly under the influence of consciousness and can be transformed. Dreamlands fauna in of itself is not directly perceivable but produces a sense of Presence, like the feeling of being watched when alone in the wilderness, a 'third man effect', a sense of inexplicable awe or fear, seeing shadows from the corner of your eye, etc. The combination of their tangible effects and their susceptibility to consciousness creates a self-reinforcing cycle that produces living gods.
IE: if one is on a forest and people experience the sensation of its presence, belief that there is some entity there may develop. This will follow the lines of the cultural worldview- say there are already beliefs in spectral hounds that encounter travelers at night, it might be interpreted as a location-specific hound, given a name and identity through stories. This in turn causes the dreamlands fauna to physically embody that form and the assumed qualities, and people will start having absolute materially real encounters with it, thus reinforcing the initial beliefs that created it and generating new elements of the mythology. This is what a living god is.
They need persistent, localized, and coherent beliefs to hold their forms. If a village creates a living god and is then wiped out in a disaster, the god will gradually lose its form and return to its initial state of a sense of Presence. This is also a limiting factor on the 'size' and power of a living god, if an entire religion formed around it and became a widespread phenomena, the living god itself cannot 'keep up'. It is sustained on direct and localized interactions, so belief becoming widely dispersed (especially if the localized belief is lost) will cause it to gradually become less discrete. The effect of this property is that living gods are almost always minor deities or spirits tied to a specific location by a specific nearby culture. A lot of deities in larger religions may have once had a living god component that is now indiscrete.
The living god of the Ur-tree is an unusual exception in that it was created over millennia, basically by the survival instincts of the Plants it interacts with, and has held its form over hundreds of millions of years due to this being ubiquitous and un-susceptible to cultural change. The only thing that could 'kill it' is if its forest was entirely destroyed.
So 99% of living gods can be described as thoughtforms created by the process of folkloric/religious development. They are created BY people and not the other way around, and nothing about their nature confirms or denies the existence of other deities or etc.
And yeah I'm going to be 100% real I am REALLY tempted to dump even this extremely ambiguous magical element like it is soooooooooooooooo fucking NOT important to the setting at this point. I've kind of allowed 'literal god entities created by mortal belief' to be just a tiny part of the world's fabric by their nature, like it works within the worldbuilding for such a hugely significant concept to ultimately be insignificant in the overall framework, so I COULD just Leave It but idk. If it were not for me wanting to still have my big fucking god tree and a talking dog as an actual character it would be out of here soooo fast..........
#And see I can see ways out of it without fully destroying the concepts like. I would fully lose my talking dog but could still#have the Ur-Tree exist in a similar (but perhaps less cool) capacity with like a Very Special Fungus that has maintained#a stable ecosystem over a very long geological scale.#Most of the established lore of specific living gods could continue to exist as folklore. It's already a thing that I avoid#confirming or denying any religious outlook and don't want to establish religions that are 'More Correct' than others#(I kind of don't like that dichotomy that sometimes comes up in fantasy settings with Confirmed deities.)#Just gonna say if the concept stops coming up altogether do not be surprised.#Like initially this setting was just a mass dumping ground for ideas but now that it's pretty heavily developed it has too much of its own#identity and rules for me to just do whatever. And 'canon' supernatural elements don't really have a place.#Every supernatural component of this setting getting whacked 1 by 1. The outro to 'Layla' playing in the background.#Press F.
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those bitches slaying the bow cut zamn
#bruno would look 100% prettier if he didnt have those fungus in the top of his head.#they bother me a lot they give my fucking agony someone take them out#kajii motojir艒#kajii motojiro#bruno bucciarati#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#馃嵎.txt
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Alright, found out that Death Angels do use what they kill to fertilize the fungus
Great
The aliens know how to farm
But what'll happen once they kill everything and can't fertilize the fungus
Well, it can still grow, just without help, the fungus was on the asteroids for as long as the Death Angels
They probably killed immediately once they landed for the purpose of getting people fertilizer right away, if not to get rid of noise
But Frodo was eating the fungus too!
What's gonna happen to him?
What's it gonna do?
#1lom post#a quiet place day one#a quiet place#aqpd1#frodo the cat#frodo aqpdo#aqpdo frodo#death angels#my dog would eat the fungus#id poke it#maybe the death angels are just alien ants#ants know how to farm apparently#like that one episode of goosebumps
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i went hiking today for my stupid mental health
plus the dogs got exercise which is great
saw some freaky mushrooms hell yeah
the dogs got really icky swamp monsters
everyone had a great time yaaaaay
then i got back, and its been 6 hours . i realized, i lost my fucking earbuds in the woods
#hiking#dogs#noooo not my raycon e25 wireless everyday bluetooth earbuds!!#not spon#so mad because now i鈥檓 going to have to hike 5 miles AGAIN tomorrow morning#i didn鈥檛 mean to hike that long today#i got lost#fungus#i鈥檓 a real fungi
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made a funny post abt my isopods on my insta because they are!! comfy in their environment and are coming out more and not hiding when they see me (their prince and lord and savior who puts yumy treats in their enclosure) (this is the most positively exciting thing that's happened to me in the past two years)
getting a like on the thing. from my friends who are leading exponentially more interesting lives and traveling the world and pursuing their dreams and falling in love and passing their boards and becoming Full Fledged Successful Adults
#not a hornypost but an integral part of Pawbeanies Lore#anyway. im vwewy happy my isopods r happy yaaay#im extra happy bc there was like a fungus gnat problem but i think i fixed it. im so good#which is like so depressing to me i think the concept of like#i work an office job im overqualified for and i go home and go Bugs :) and woof on the internet#ehich is like. i still am waiting for my drs appointment and im rethinking my silly dog life#anyway im going 2 explode my d*ck so hard after this
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Buster hasn't wanted any of the other pets near him today so Fungus had to wait for him to fall asleep to get his cuddles in
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i miss my stupid dog fungus
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This is Fungus, they鈥檙e a changeling. And they can be anything they wanna be :}
#mlp#my little pony#mlp oc#changeling#griffon#dragon#minotaur#diamond dog#fox#fish#kirin#mlp kirin#pegasus#mlp pegasus#breezie#winterchilla#winterzilla#fungus the changeling
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oh so now the birds are eating the <25 cherries i've got growing on my tiny tree
literally everything i've planted in this fucking garden has either died on its own or has been killed by birds/bugs
#my garden is a microcosm of my whole life right now#my life has been on a downward spiral since last july and bestie i am starting to reach my fucking limit#defaulting to thinking ''i wish i were dead'' at every little inconvenience is BAD!!!! i know!!!! but it's true!!!#the mint from trader joe's was infested with aphids and i've been cleaning it off every day for 2 weeks and it's STILL got them#like... this plant is 1 foot tall with two little stalks and less than 30 leaves. it hasn't grown in the 2 months i've had it#the money plant still reeks of mold and has to live outside because of its smell and the fungus gnats#the golden sage just fuckin.... burned to death????? it turned gray and DIED#the one and only bean plant that sprouted just ejected the only 2 true leaves it bothered growing#the originally robust blackberry cane is withering. the other two did get better but started from the ground up. there's 1 blackberry total#the rosemary hasn't gotten any bigger in the 3 months i've had it#the scotch brooms don't look so good. the salvia haven't gotten any bigger in 3 months and the creeping phlox bleached and died#the thyme is doing okay and the culinary sage is hanging in there but i don't have high hopes#not a single fucking wildflower sprouted in the yard. i used 2 bags of seed+mulch that was supposed to cover 600sq ft (the yard is 400)#the mourning doves ate a bunch of the seeds and the rest never sprouted#there's a few puny sunflower sprouts but the cottontail came and ate some of those leaves#the cottontail also ate an entire stalk of the potted mystery flowers#the huge plant i moved in November... the one that surprisingly survived frost/freeze... can't handle the heat and is now dead#i just...#the job market is awful. the salaries are worse. the neighborhood is in the middle of nowhere and inhabited by paranoid cops#everyone has big dogs who go apeshit when they hear ppl walking#and the fences are short and the dogs are big so i'm scared to go walking because EVERY. DAY. on the nextdoor app are people#announcing that they found a dog wandering the neighborhood. or ppl saying ''omgggg my dog got out of the yard! have u seen it?''#spring was all wind/gusty and it battered the blackberries and sucked all the moisture out of the yard#so the 2 tons of compost that we rototilled into the dirt? it's just dust now. there's nothing living in that soil#and now summer is here and it's too hot and these plants don't have a chance#i hate everything
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ohhhh my god. beautiful freeloader in the succulent pot
#i haven't gotten this excited about finding something since the birds nest fungus maybe#i havent seen a mantis in years and never seen a baby one#dogs were not sure why i was squatted on the ground with my face two inches away from the plant pot for ten minutes#me#insects
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Found another shroomie!
#this one did not get massacred by dog paws#mushroom#shroom#shrooms#shroomies#mushrooms#pilze#nature#outside#plants#lil frien#MY PICS#MINE#fungi#fungus
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11.01.23, 2:10 PM
#i got really embarrassed after taking these because im pretty sure some nice older people walking their dog saw me#fungus#mushrooms#aesthetic#photography#a.txt#my photography#not my fault i have a passion for fungus#lumix ts4
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Patiently waiting for Saturday.
#my photos#photography#adventure#exploring#minnesota#kcdrummergirl#outdoors#hiking#Dog park#mushroom#mushrooms#mycology#fungus#fungi#mushies
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