#my coworker today was like
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they are fucking cis women UP
#my coworker today was like#my birthday is next week and i’m gonna get my period but what if i just didnt skip my bc that week#and im like. yeah? you can skip it for like. 3 months in a row very very safely#thats the whole point of birth control is to CONTROL when ur period is like#and her gyno had never told her she didn’t NEED ti have a period#like ahe was worried she’d get like sick and die lmao#and its just like! wow!! this is basic sex education and informed medical consent#that no one ever told you about#that sucks!!!#imagine how many cis women out there dont have a little transmasc twink to teach them these things
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every single time (template from @mhuyo)
#sorry lemme just. **audiodramas**#the silt verses#the magnus archives#midnight burger#cry havoc! ask questions later#camlann#ethics town#fawx & stallion#find us alive#wooden overcoats#i hope this hasn't been done yet#my coworker asked for podcast recs the other day and i was halfway through my list before she mentioned the true crime ones she liked#and if we had any similar ones#also today my friend was like “oh you don't know these anime because you've been into podcasts lately huh?” and sounded confused about it#but also this isn't a dig at anyone who does like the podcasts shown on the other side i just googled top podcasts
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Take!!! A gamble!!!! That love exists!!!! And do!!!! A loving!!!!!! Act!!!!!!!!
#I recite this like a mantra honestly#when I'm not feeling great I think what loving act could I do today#usually its give my cat lots of cuddles and kisses#but sometimes I'll message an old friend to see how they're doing#or offer my coworker some of my lunch#love exists and love is all around us if you choose to believe it <3#platonically physically romantically there's so many ways we can love#I aspire to be a beam of light in a world shadowed by fog#<3#mick squeaks#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#sister calderón#red dead redemption community
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I think its so awesome how everyone has completely different ideas of what is obviously right and wrong
#this girl on reddit was like today i fucked up by sleeping with my coworker the day i broke up with my ex for the 4th time#and i know its wrong and now we can never get back together#ok girl...#hows it wrong to sleep with someone when youre single
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me on my day off: gonna draw so much soooo much
reality: sleeps half the day
#go a message from a coworker this morning like omg the engineers are NOT being helpful rn!!!!#like buddy the engineers are on their well earned break for 4th of july#everyone works as close to midnight daily#and grts up at ass o clock to fix bugs#today theyre not doing shit accept that#anyway i did some drawing had lunch and then it wasnt even that heavy my brain was just like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 3 hour nap
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i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage
#eliot posts#dunme#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao#but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind''#laios being my internal monologue here#i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying#tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number#(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled)#(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a#plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!)#(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time#and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig)#(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications)#(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!)#(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad)#(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol)#(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections)#(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired)#AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars#and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75#the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could)#like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???
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Buddy Daddies x Ao3
(yes I made even more... part 1/part2)
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(all tags found on @dear-ao3)
#On today's episode of 'my coworkers are semi-asleep and I'm just trying to survive night shift'#Anyways Tumblr people seem to like this format so I thought why not#Buddy daddies#suwa rei#kurusu kazuki#kazurei#kyuutaro kugi#Ao3#Buddy daddies meme
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She could be tying her hair back for any number of reasons ...
#The Sims 4#Sims 4#TS4#intramoon#this sequence of photos wasnt suppose to suggest anything#but after i finished it i feel like it kinda does#or my brain is rotten which in that case my bad#but i love seeing sims do mundane#things like tying their hair up#dying their hair#painting their names etc#finally have free time for sims#got that job#was very off#manager was asking my clothing size in front of#my coworkers which i didnt want to answer#but couldnt figure out how to get out of it?#maybe im over reacting but it made me feel weird#amongst many other things#got another interview at another job i wanted more#turned out to be a 20 person group interview??#a girl i met their got my number we've been friendly chatting#havent heard back yet so we're not sure we got in or not#got a newsroom award which was sweet#quit the first job today#very hectic#when i just want to daydream about the sims
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If u consistently choose kindness on the internet in comment sections and dms and content I love you.
#chatterbox#I See so many people always trying to stir the pot or cause arguments or take everything in bad faith just as an excuse for being mean#and it’s very demotivating as a human being . like wanting to exist in a world like that#however. kindness and love and joy is everywhere you look too. and it is a decision you can make .#shakes everyone by the shoulders I NEED SOMETHING TO BE DONE ABOUT THE WORLD WE LIVE IN#I love love and whimsy and happiness and i want everyone else to enjoy those feelings too#😞IMMA DRAW HAPPY CREEPED ART#DRAWN TOO MANY OF THEM FIGHTING AND GLARING AND COVERED IN WOUNDS#sucker when she gets somber before a shift#I work with kids imma see little babies babbling around like waaahuuuhghhh < baby noises#and I work w my fave coworker today AND it’s a morning shift instead of closing shift . blessed#actually they might put me back in the hole today.#couple weeks ago I was climbing 20 feet in the air on netting with no support so I could cut down fans that were a ft from the ceiling LMFAO#I miss my old coworker he was absurd but he was always giving us side quests
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NO RIVERDALE HATE. RIVERDALE HATE IS THE MIND-KILLER. SAYING IT WENT DOWNHILL AFTER SEASON ONE IS THE LITTLE-DEATH THAT BRINGS TOTAL OBLITERATION. YOU WILL FACE THE ONLY WATCHING IT IRONICALLY. YOU WILL PERMIT IT TO PASS OVER AND THROUGH YOU AND WHEN IT HAS GONE PAST YOU WILL TURN THE INNER EYE TO SEE ITS PATH. WHERE THE CRINGE COMPILATIONS HAVE GONE THERE WILL BE HOMOSEXUALITY
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this doesnt like, make for a funny witty internet story or whatever but its worth the reminder if someone harasses you in public you don't have to like, have a good snarky comeback or defend yourself you're allowed to just do what you gotta do and quietly remove yourself from the situation. maybe this is common sense but i do think it can get lost in all the noise so im saying it anyway. like this is applicable to many things but i'm personally speaking from my experience as a trans person if someone's yelling some shit at me in a public bathroom. you know. maybe you want to irl kungpowpenis them or whatever but its a choice, you don't have to. sometimes it is more important that you just survive. this like anything takes practice.
#me casually mentioning the transphobia ive experienced to my coworkers today and them being like Wait For Real?#like yeah lol. you know what world we live in.#i do not by any stretch of the imagination have it the worst but you know. it is what it is.
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martin's promotion from jon's most hated employee in s1 to jon's nagging wife in s2 is astounding
#i never realized just how much their relationship changed in s2#not even that much romantically but the fact that martin feels comfortable enough to do thinge#like suggest jon seek therapy#wild stuff#and the fact that jon is paranoid about his coworkers being murderers#yet with martin hes like oh we went to lunch together oh we talked today ohh martin braided my hair today
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#people just don’t know what he means to me okay#happens with every new interview and photoshoot#the most random people too haha#like my least favorite coworker today#he has been my healthy obsession since 1998 OF COURSE I HAVE SEEN IT!#pedro pascal#jose pedro balmaceda pascal
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explaining to a coworker I don't socialize out of work bc of The Anxiety. then later explaining why i have gray in my hair.... it's... still The Anxieties...... goin' gray since my early 20s........
#man its rough when people who dont have anxiety have to ask a million questions that the answer is just The Anxiety#like im sorry i dont socialize or want to have a conversation while three other people are in the room talking#its just a lot of overstimulation ok im just suffering please stop asking me things...#i get the loop of im failing a social interaction in my brain which makes it harder to win at a conversation#like every normal person would consider conversations as something you can lose or fail or win (?)#had another coworker who ive only really seen ? but he argues with the one asking me about my hobbies n social life#and so i saw him today and he was i think probably training or showing another guy around#and he was real quick to say no to helping me and im lik e???? i didnt ask for help?#and the other guy was like is that a constant thing? and he said no not me yet but he had to assert dominance#and i looked at him and told him very plainly#i am a pushover with anxiety you dont have to assert dominance at all i promise#and he actually looked kind of taken aback and guilty for snapping on me for no reason so then im like#oh great just me saying i hope to not cause problems caused a problem#anyway ........ i wanted to draw a halloween thing but i just dont have the spoons rn
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getting home from work and wanting to write so bad but being so so so tired is like. augh. woe. woe and misery.
#gav gab#had a weird antisemitism event at work today too#that was fuckin wild#my coworker and the justice of the peace both jumped immediately to intervene on my behalf so#that was good#but WOOF#this makes me want to throw such a tantrum tho like i want to write I WANT TO WRIIIIIIIIIITE#but im EXHAUSTED. SOBS.
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Omg at work today my coworkers were in a group talking and I overheard one say sadly, “I wish I was-“, then disagreement from the others. I pipe in and ask what she wishes… and no one is going to believe me …. I can’t believe it, but ..
She wished she was ticklish.
I immediately go back to whatever I’m doing with an “oH—” because I short circuit for a few seconds. Any w a y. 🙂 wish I heard the whole conversation
#I’m so gay for my coworkers- they’re so cute and so fun and I haven’t had a single thought Until Now .#like Do Not. 🛑 Do this to me.#I meant to make this post sooner but today was so chaotic and eventful I forgot to make the Tickle Post™#like I got snipped at by a Karen today so the lady I previously served tipped me $5 snkbdggfh#did some really good Christmas shopping~#old man hit on me at the bus stop 🙃#today was l o n g .#but very good~ ❤️#my posts#text#tickles
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