#my cousins do it tho

[thimblings]

get with the Crow-gram, Davrin

[confusedlittleguy]

Been doing some warriors designs again :p

Reblogs appreciated more than likes, and the quality is probably better when u click on the image

[benevolenterrancy]

Hi I have caught up to you on having feelings about Zhuzhi-Lang. He's a good boy! 🥺 Good snake boy! 🥺 I had the thought, after Zhuzhi let SQQ leave after SQQ yelled at him... what if they Stole Him. What if.

(Also have you read/been recommended anything by corduroyserpent yet? Big writer of Zhuzhi-Lang fics, including a very cute de-aged Zhuzhi-Lang and some zhushen)

Justifications of bride-stealing!

(AND HE'S THE BEST BOY 😭 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, SO MUCH!! have some further au thoughts because this has contaminated my brain...)

What I think would actually happen if they stole SQQ? Absolutely nothing good for anyone, LBH would Lose His Fucking Mind xD as a more interesting answer though, I like the idea that Shen "Pedantic Nitpicky Asshole" Qingqiu's primary point of argument is that he is not a bride so he cannot be "bridenapped" regardless of demonic tradition or intention!

This eventually leads to them all completely avoiding the Maigu Ridge incident because TLJ realizes that, somehow, SQQ doesn't realize the depths of his son's feelings for him and decides to put all his efforts into being a wingman for his nephew instead because he finds the entire thing absolutely hilarious and rather satisfying after his own sad romance. Obviously someone like SQQ would do much better with his good, loyal nephew than the disappointing offspring of that disastrous relationship!

As for ZZL he just has to assume that LBH must not be treating SQQ anywhere near the way he should be (and like... he isn't wrong at this point, there is a non-zero amount of torture and terror going on here) if SQQ doesn't see himself as being tied to LBH in any way. And if he's not attached to LBH then there's absolutely no reason he shouldn't make his own efforts to seduce SQQ! After all, if LBH isn't valuing SQQ properly then obviously ZZL has to step up because someone as kind as SQQ deserves the best!!!

[gvnuzi]

A bunch of little things I did today out of boredom :3

These are all so low effort and bad I don’t even feel like putting a wm on them

[dragonpyre]

Throwback to that time my uncle was being shitty to the waiter at a Mexican restaurant so I just told the guy in Spanish that my uncle sucked ass and that I’m so sorry

In front of my uncle

[voidmatic]

prediction for sonic 4

Maddie: [meets Amy]

Maddie: oh, she seems so nice ! finally, someone who won't destroy half the house!

Maddie: [sees the giant hammer] nevermind

[luna-the-cretar]

Now that I really think about it, I wonder how much of my adoration of the “big scary guy finds and adopts small child” trope is trauma, and how much of it is unga bunga monkey brain going “oh, he treats these children wonderfully. He’d make a wonderful father”

Hm.

[bayetea]

just all of this from moa regarding frank/hazel/leo. the most uncomfortable romantic tension ever because nobody understands it and nobody involved wants it to be there

especially "Hazel's eyes glittered like gold. 'Gold is easy,' she said. It didn't seem that way to Leo--not when he looked at her." like we can interpret this in a few ways. what an interesting thing to think about a girl you just met

and the whole "if this is a private special thing that she's only done with her boyfriend then I either really don't want to try it or I really really do want to try it" like STOP cut the cameras

[pseudophan]

what if the special guests at the la show are mcr and fob

it won't be because if it was fate would give me the money to go to that show <3 that being said anyone want to pay for me to got to the la show cause i will

[bitchfitch]

I go long stretches of time without using my first name or really thinking about it, because I hate it and regret only changing my middle name when I transitioned . and one thing I Keep forgetting about it until it comes up again is the fact that 90% of people do not know how to pronounce it when they're just looking at the spelling. Not a single letter is pronounced the way you would think it should be. not a one. and that's like. Its embarrassing you know? I don't expect people to magically look at a jumble of random letters and grok it. so it's just an inconvenience for everyone.

And when they do take a shot at pronouncing it, really give it their best effort. It's penis.

[dramatic-dolphin]

why do people act like you're either fat or "healthy" like bro i am not healthy i literally give zero shits about eating healthy. my fat relatives care more about healthy eating than i do, i think you're just fatphobic and disconnected from reality 👍

[nat-20s]

Why is "I can make him worse" used almost always in romantic or sexual contexts. It's much funnier when talking about a family member. Being 15 years senior to my littlest cousin means I get to do shit like teach him how to piss off his mom and set up his email account. This is also what aunts/uncles are for I'm p sure

[grimmweepers]

gahhhh I’m home 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[circusk]

just spent HOURSS!!!!! of my day . making fop family tree. its got 63 people rn uhmmm yeah

i think i have everyone . maybeee missing a cousin or two idk

[a-chaotic-dumbass]

daemon is the most relatable character the entire targaryen dynasty not bc i want to fuck my niece or bc im a war criminal but bc i also have dreams that would put any other person on a suicide watchlist

[eddiediaaz]

are people that are mad at the show for having buck and tommy kiss, instead of eddie, and being like "WhErE's ThE bUiLuP???!!!!" a) not queer and don't know what it feels like to have an lgbtq moment, b) have no media literacy, c) stupid, or d) all of the above?