#my close friend well i love her shes a good friend . [throws up i cant believe i said that. vulnerability]

[mainfaggot]

my older sister is in dental school and my close friend is studying compsci if I fail everything and somehow dont kill myself do u think theyll give me moneys

[t3ag3rs]

i loved your bakugo headcanons omg, the joy i feel when someone writes for characters and actually includes their canonical personalities lol idk if you write for any other characters, if you don't then you can just ignore this, but if you do then could you write similar relationship headcanons for Kirishima or Shinso? :3

hi! im so glad you enjoyed my Bakugou headcannons! I hope this kirishima one fits to your liking! sending lots of love <33

i definitely think kirishima first ends up seeing you talking to mina on a random day. you and her are just talking about dance when you two are suddenly interrupted by the outgoing redhead inquiring about who you are.

he suddenly realizes that you had went to junior high with them but had never really hung out with the popular group due to having a close circle of friends- one of whom is mina.

"actually? I never saw you..!" he chuckled rubbing his neck with a slight blush, you just wave it off with a quick smile, "nah dont worry bout it.."

well fuck... now at least kirishima knows what exactly he likes the most about you. your gut wrenching, heart pumping, adorable ass smile.

would immediately try and get mina to help him out with you in every. single. way.

"mina, whats her favorite color? And chocolate? To add to that thought- flowers as well. god mina I sound desperate!"

poor baby is so whipped for you he actually cant even manage to hide it in front of you.

kirishimas the type of person to rant to his friends about you with absolutely no knowledge about his surroundings. so much so that he doesnt realize you can hear him occasionally..

do you mind? of course not! its not like you dont have a small- okay fine. major thing for the red head as well...

"kiriiiii..!" groans mina, "stop obsessing over her and just confess goddamnt!" she exclaims frustrated while throwing her hands in the air.

"tell who what?" you grin overhearing their conversation.

you look at the two confused before mina starts, "you see y/n, kirishima here has a-" until you see a hand slapped over her mouth.

"nothing!" grins kirishima quickly. you nod slowly before you see mina side eyeing him with a knowing glance. "fine.." sighs kirishima dropping his hands.

"as i was saying.. our little man over here has a fat crush on you" she says nonchalantly, shrugging her shoulders. you immediately break out a shit eating grin, "oh- yeah i kinda know.. he isnt very good at hiding things..." you chuckle.

"why didnt you say anything!" whines kirishima, "you couldve saved me so much time and effort!" completely forgetting that you hadnt given an answer to his confession.

"because i thought it was cute.." you admit with slightly flushed cheeks. you look away to avoid making eye contact before you feel kirishimas hands wrapping around your torso.

"so you like me back then right? please say that means you like me back.." he exclaims happily into your neck.

you just smile and wrap your arms back around him to give him his answer.

[sturniolo04]

A little request for you…Chris’s gf , Matt’s gf, Madi and Nick are having brunch at a restaurant. somehow they end up talking about their sex lives and realize how actually different the two brothers are in bed (different styles but both very good), Nick is freaking out the whole time not wanting to hear about it, covering his, screaming and making disgust face and Madi just watches the whole scene laughing as the girls share their experiences :)

A/N: hope you like it love <3

Gf!Bsf!Reader x Gf!Bsf!Reader x Bsf!Nick x Bsf!Madi

It became a tradition at this point, going out to brunch with your best friends Nick and Madi in addition to Chris' girlfriend since you two were super close obviously because of the fact you guys were dating the twin brothers. So, here it is your favorite part of the early late Saturday at 11:30am, sitting with your favorite people in the world.

"hi lovey how are you"

you state as you and chris' girlfriend walks up to madi and nick.

'im good im so happy to see you two again"

madi exclaim coming up and hugging the pair

" i cant say that i see yall every other day just about since you two date my brothers"

nick states simply playfully rolling his eyes as he comes up to hug you two after Madi. Everything was very peaceful once you guys sat down at your designated table for brunch and your guys conversations continued normally. So you're not so sure how you guys ended up on the topic of Matt and Chris' performance in bed.

' no but like matt knows what do with his tongue for real"

"So Matt lives up to his twitch user name"

madi responds giggling

"oh for sure he always so gentle with me even when we had our first time he made sure I was okay with everything"

"do you guys ever have rough sex then"

Chris' girlfriend proceeds to ask engaging in the conversation.

" i mean yeah after a long day of teasing back and forth"

matt's girlfriend giggles at the thought.

" well i can't relate to the gentleness, when me and chris have sex its rough, hot and kinky"

"oh my god"

"i kind of figured that i mean come on its chris"

"no but like dont get me wrong we do have gentle sex-'

chris' girlfriend trails off

"yeah when he's half asleep practically"

madi giggles.

"okay whatever"

" you and chris probably couldnt name a place you haven't done it"

matt's girlfriend chuckles

" uh yes i can"

"then name one"

madi injects as her and matts girlfriend look at her seriously

"uh- oh- a public bathroom"

'you fucking liar"

"we haven't"

"you guys totally have"

" im asking chris"

"wait nevermind there was tara's party we- uh-yeah"

"yeah thats what i thought"

madi states rolling her eyes at her best friend.

"okay but like how-"

matt's girlfriend place two fingers in front of chris' girlfriends face and slowly starts to move them a part.

"oh my god stop it"

chris's girlfriend giggles pushing her fingers down as a pint tint rises on her cheeks.

"well-"

"like 10 inches"

"holy shit"

"anyway what about yours you know"

chris' girlfriend asks.

" same but hella thick"

she states giggling as nick interjects finally losing his appetite completely.

"okay enough talking about my brother penises like what the fuck; lost my fucking appetite"

he exclaims pushing his plate away from him.

"sorry sorry we'll stop"

madi states for the two giggling

"you better otherwise i am throwing up that french toast"

[ashwhowrites]

thinking of bold and cocky eddie who would be incredibly shy in front of his gf... him bragging to his friends about dominating her in bed (when he thinks she cant hear him) but the second they leave, he's struggling to put on that same facade and whimpering like a hot mess

This is delicious

"so what's the sex like?" Steve asked, sipping on his beer

Eddie blushed at the question. Eyes looking over at Steve, Robin and Nancy.

"um...it's really good" he said nodding. The sex was amazing. Eddie had never felt his body get so high, and ruined. She was brutal and mean. He loved it.

"she's so sweet and nice. Is she like submissive?" Robin asked curious.

It was true, Y/N was always sweet and kind. She's super nice and friends with everyone. She doesn't even look like she could hurt a fly.

"oh yeah definitely" Eddie lied through his teeth, "like she's on her knees begging for me. Calls me daddy and all of that. Sometimes I don't even let her cum. Sometimes leave her there crying for me as I do random shit" more lies spilling out through his mouth

"nice. I love submissive girls in bed. The way they whine and cry. Gets me every time" Steve sighed out, a dreamy look on his face

"yeah me too. Sometimes I even control the small things she does. Like when she can join me in bed or not" Eddie agreed. Having no idea what that even looked like on a female.

Steve high fived him as they laughed.

He was the whiner and crier.

He was the one who had to beg.

~~

Eddie closed the door as his friends left. Turning around to be face to face with Y/N, who stood smirking.

"hi baby" he squeaked out, jumping back a few steps

"hi handsome. How was the hangout?" Her eyes watching his body slightly.

"good" he said fast and high pitched

"talk about anything fun?" She edged on. Her hands working their way up his chest over his clothes.

"nope. Nothing. Mostly sat in silence" he said, throwing her hands off of him and racing to the bedroom.

She laughed to herself but still followed him with a smirk.

"what are you doing?" She asked, leaning against the door frame as she crossed her arms

"I think I'm going to go to bed. Tired? I am" he said with a nervous laugh

Quickly stepping out of his jeans and throwing off his shirt

He shuttered as her eyes burned through his skin

"lay on the bed Eddie" she demanded

"um....why?"

"you have to lay down to sleep right?" She teased

Eddie blushed, "yeah duh" quickly throwing himself in bed, crawling under the covers

"can I join you?" She asked, walking towards the end of the bed, removing her shirt

"why are you asking me?" He questioned, eyes watching her slowly strip

"I thought I had to ask....daddy" smirking as Eddie's body froze. Her pants hitting the floor

"you ..uh...heard that?" He stuttered out, eyes huge as he felt anxiety filling him

"yeah. I heard I'm such a submissive girl who gets on her knees and begs for you" she mocked, crawling on the bed. Eddie's eyes watching her.

"I'm sorry" he rushed out, shaking slightly as her nails began to scratch down his naked chest

"oh are you? Lying to your friends? How embarrassing Eddie."

"please I'm sorry" Eddie panted, her body slipping underneath the covers, grinding on his lap

"do you not like being my good boy? Are you embarrassed by it?" She faked pouted, moving her hips in slow circles

"NO! I love it. I swear. I'll always be your good boy" he whined, hands moving to her hips, gripping tight as she moved her hips faster.

"well good boy, I wanna see you back up your words. Make me beg" she challenged, her body moving off of his, but he yanked her back on him. Arms hooking around her waist, locking her against his growing cock

"no please. I don't want to. I don't want to try. Just please touch me" he cried. Trying to move her hips with his own hands

"but daddy how can I be a good submissive girl if you don't dominate me" she mocked, enjoying the way he was breaking away piece by piece

"I'm sorry! I can't do it. Please fuck me. Just please take my cock out and touch me" small tears falling down his eyes as she rocked her hips harder against him

"you want me to take your cock out and play with it?" She teased, fingers dipping into his boxers

"yes please...fuck" he whined. Throwing his head back as she took out his cock, letting the cold air hit his sensitive skin

She moved her body further under the covers. Completely hidden underneath as she sucked lightly on his tip, humming at the precum

"fuck baby" he moaned, hands gripping the sheets as she licked up his length, small licks to his balls as she pumped his cock

He felt her tongue swirl on his head and work it's way down his cock. Her lips wrapping around him as she bobbed her head up and down. Taking him further down her throat

"I wanna see you" he cried, licking his lips as his tears landed

He peeled away the covers slightly, enough for her head to poke through. Thighs clenching instantly as he watched her suck his cock. Her nails were scratching at his stomach, definitely leaving marks

"oh that's so good.... Suck my cock baby" he moaned. One hand teasing his own nipples as he moved his hips up. Eyes rolling as she gagged.

She removed herself with a pop. Licking up the spit that collected on his tip

She smirked as she crawled out from under the covers

"wait where are you going?" He panicked, watching as she moved off of the bed

"watch some tv. You lay here with your cock out and don't even think about touching yourself. If I get bored I'll come back" she teased

"NO DON'T DO THIS. IM SORRY!" he cried, watching as she walked right out the bedroom door, only in her underwear

"PLEASE!"

"BABY!"

"YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!"

They both knew he'd listen too

He spent half the night screaming for her to come back and fuck him

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But like a good boy, he never touched himself

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[angelicabunny]

HEY! Would you write something about Chris like having a slight crush on his bsf y/n and y/n and the triplets are like watching a movie idk, and suddenly something happens that turns Chris on so he goes to his room to yk help himself but y/n is oblivious and thinks that Chris is like mad at her so she goes to check on him but then well.. basically a fanfic about y/n catching Chris jerking off to the thought of them

i love you so much for this. ^^

Caught.

warnings: smut smut smut, jerking off, swearing, use of ma/mamas, unprotected sex.

summary: catching chris jerking to the thought of you during movie nighttt (chris sturniolo x reader smut)

y/n’s perspective.

the living room was dim, and the movie had just started. nick had invited me over as usual to watch the newest movie on netflix. matt and him were sharing one end of the couch leaving me and chris with the other. we were under the one blanket, it wasn’t unusual we were best friends, nothing more. he was always touchy and i loved that. i could feel his arm around me as the movie progressed.

chris’s perspective.

god she was beautiful. my feelings growing more and more for her by the day. she looked perfect right now but she would disagree. her silky curls tied into a low messy bun, no make up, a baggy top and short shorts. my favourite sight. the sweet scent of her vanilla perfume was lingering in my nose, i would bury myself in her soft skin if i could. i’ve never asked her how she felt about me, i’m too scared it will ruin things, the movie kept playing while i watched her face closely. her perfect features illuminated by the light of the tv.

y/n’s perspective.

i felt myself getting tired, the movie was three quarters finished and the boys were still wide awake. i don’t know how they do it. i mindlessly propped my leg over chris’s lap while resting my head and arm on his chest. he was so warm. i felt him squirming underneath me before throwing himself off the couch. we all looked at him confused. had i done something, was he mad at me. it wasn’t unusual for us to be touchy with each other, what was so different tonight.

“are you okay?” matt and nick said in unison while looking him up and down.

“oh, um, y-yeah i just don’t feel too good” chris said hoarsely while rubbing the back of his neck, “i’m just gonna go lie down for a bit. you guys finish the movie.” he said while hurrying down the stairs.

“i’m gonna go check on him” i said before getting up.

chris’s perspective.

fuck. fuck. fuck. i hope no one saw that. my cock was throbbing in between my legs. i couldn’t help it, y/n had her legs up against me, god it felt so good. i hurried over to my bed, propping the pillows against the headboard. i sat down lazily, my legs stretched out. my pants and boxers now at my knees. my tip was red and drooling with precum. shit. i slowly started stroking up and down. my mind filling with thoughts of her.

“o-oh god” i said while trying to hold back whimpers, “fuck y/n, p-please.” my eyes squeezed shut as my head fell back.

y/n’s perspective.

i would hate to make chris mad, i was at his door about to knock before i was interrupted by string of curses. i slowly opened his door. “f-fuck y/n” he whimpered while pumping his huge cock, unaware i was in his room.

“chris?!” i hissed, confusion in my voice.

he jolted, rushing to cover himself up with his duvet. his face turning a bright red, his breathing still heavy.

the sight of him made my body ache, his skin glistening with sweat and his arm still flexing.

“oh my god, y/n p-please, i’m so fucking sorry, it’s not w-what it looks like!” he stuttered while rushing to fix his pants.

“no it’s okay chris” i said while walking over to his bed “why were you thinking of me baby?” i said while sitting by his legs.

“b-because i cant help myself, y/n/n” he said looking away, regret in his tone.

i moved closer to him planting a soft kiss on his smooth lips.

“did you finish yet?” i asked while pulling away. he shook his head innocently while looking deep into my eyes. i took the empty space next to him, slowly taking off my top, exposing my chest. he looked at me, hunger in his eyes. he moved on top of me, his arms holding up his weight. while kissing me roughly, he tore the duvet away. his soft lips placed sloppy kisses on my collar bone, making his way down to my chest, kissing the beauty mark near my nipples. they instantly turned hard, my pussy now throbbing, begging for him. he continued kissing his way down till he made it to my lace panties, hooking the waistband with his long fingers.

“p-please, chris” i whispered while tugging at his long brown locs.

“mm, please what my pretty girl, use your words for me” he said teasingly

“please, i need you inside me, filling me up” my needy words slurring in between my whimpers.

he pulled his cock back out, still twitching and dripping with precum. he gave it a few lazy tugs before rubbing my sensitive clit with it. my mind already blurring. he pushed it all in so fast, a gasp leaving my lips before i clawed at his back with my nails. his pace picking up while he held my legs on his shoulder, his tip hitting deeper than before having me see stars. “god, you’re already so wet for me mamas”

the sound of our overlapping moans and skin slapping filled the room. the knot at the bottom of my stomach was getting tighter, i was almost there, my legs shaking.

“c-chris, i’m gonna fucking cum.” i cried out

“fuck mamas i’m almost there just be good for me baby.” he said while trying to hold back his moans.

his thrusts were getting sloppier, he was almost over the edge. the most angelic moans leaving his mouth while he struggled to stay quiet.

my orgasm washed over me as i started shaking, gripping onto his back for support. my tight walls now clenching on his pulsing cock. “f-fuck, so tight” he whimpered. he kept thrusting as hard as he could, my clit exploding with stimulation as he traced fast circles over it.

“ngh, f-fuck.” he moaned while finishing in me, his warm cum dripping down into me.

“holy fuck” he said while pulling out of me, “you were so fucking good mamas.”

chris lied down next to me, still breathing heavily while i recovered from my high. he moved onto his side looking deep into my eyes while fixing the loose strands of hair on my face.

“you’re so perfect baby” he whispered while kissing me softly.

i couldn’t help but giggle, “do you think they heard us?” i said while giving him a nudge.

“who fucking cares.” he said in a teasing voice while bringing me in for a tight hug, his body still warm. we could both stay like this forever.

this was super rushed but i hope you like it 😓😭 also i loved getting this request so if you have any give them to me rn 😋.

[lunavrse]

PURELY PLATONIC(?)

CHARLES LECLERC

summary : are yn and charles dating? are they just friends? who cares? well, twitter does. category : smau. note : disregard all times and dates, they don't matter. all spelling mistakes are intentional. this wasn't supposed to be my 1st fic posted but it is what it is.

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charles_leclerc finally got to see ma crevette

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youruser thought we'd agreed that you'd never call that in public ever again

charles_leclerc no, you said that, i was silent

user2 were you silent or were you silenced😭

youruser you're such a pain in my arse

charles_leclerc you love me really

youruser unfortunately

username67 SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP SOBBING

user08 they're so friends to lovers coded

username12 SHE DIDN'T DISAGREE!!!

pierregasly didn't you see her 2 months ago? when you flew out to see her

charles_leclerc that was forever ago

pierregasly *cough*whipped*cough*

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user8 I SAW THAT, YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME

user92 HE FLEW OUT TO SEE HER😭😭

user5 did anyone see pierres deleted comment or was it just me?

user16 no, I saw it too

user7 me too!

landonorris relax bro, no one's taking her away from you

charles_leclerc I'd like to see someone try lol

user99 adding lol to the end of your sentence didn't make it less threatening 💀

user420 *joker voice* why so serious??

user111 LANDO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS??? ANSWER ME PLS, I AM IN YOUR WALLS

lunavrse pls pretend the manips look good👍 also the last one is just a random picture bc I couldn't edit it the way I wanted

user25 what the fuck are you on about?

user72 what is bro yapping about?❗💀

user7 WHO LET BLUD COOK⁉️❓❗❗

user222 monaco's finest😋

user00 them in the 1st pic have my heart

user000 UGH,, HIS DIMPLES!!!!

mutualfriend she's serving and then there's you

user777 two pretty best friends🤭

user66 two besties😁

user33 yeah... besties...

user92 REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD...

user29 REUNITED CAUSE WE UNDERSTOOD

user929 i love this song

user127 I KNOW Y'ALL SEE THE "MY" INFRONT OF THE PETNAME

user24 WE LOVE TO SEE IT

user9 that's honestly so fucking cute I'm crying

user88 charles repping ferrari where ever he goes!!!

user237 suprised it's only the one tbh

user228 as he should!!!

user1616 THE WAY HES LOOKING AT HER😭😭😭

user090 face cards never declining ❗

user10 charlito te amo❤️ !!!

user47 never knew i needed this until now

user74 so real bro

user27 please back away from my wife, it's hard enough seeing her with another man and you have the audacity to rub it in my face😭

user123 two best friends in a room... they might kiss

user262 can we talk about how close they are??? like they just seem so touchy!!!

user751 no fr!!! you can't tell me they're not in love with one another

user12 see if he was touching me like this, you'd never see me again because I'd be deceased

user61 so real of you tbh

user767 pls they're so...

user50 im not allowed to see these, im unwell

user44 you look so cute !

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DELETE THIS YOU CLOWN ⤷landonorris DONT YELL AT ME! I'LL DO IT NOW

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landonorris does this mean I get to live?

youruser you're funny.

landonorris what do you mean?!? please don't kill me

youruser see you soon x

charles_leclerc we look so good❤️

youruser the best baby❤️

user19 BABY SHHSHSHE

user91 IM SCREAMING, CANT BELIEVE I GET TO SEE THIS

pierregasly glad i don't have to suffer alone and the rest of the world gets to see how gross you guys are

charles_leclerc weren't you the one who sent me a voice note crying about how happy you were when i told you i finally asked her out ?

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user80 charles said, i've got receipts bitch💀💀

user71 THEY LOOK GOOD TOGETHER!!!

user22 idk who i want more

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user79 i want both of 'em😋

user25 I need to know when this happened 😭

user87 same😭

[yelling-space]

CELESTE APPRECIATION post

I raerly see anyone mention her but i love her sm yes this is mostly like 98% hc shes only got like 5 lines in hole game what more do u want from me

anyways, my sweet sweet barely domesticated celeste :

-"Why did my husband come back with a child ,a dog ,a living skeleton, a man who can throw him around like he weights nothing and a knight(derogatory)" -Cahara's so wiped 4 her and honesty i would to if that was my wife, she def pegs him 2 btw i mean just look at him, my point exactly.

-gets along with Enki the most 2 everyone's surprise, there paper wight besties. & share a worrie for Cahara they will never verbalise as well a dislike for D'arc- i mean knights.

-celeste is d'arces first (and only) female friend, much to clestes own dismay.

-d'arce thought she was a gold digger at first, as you can tell they had a grate first impression of each other

-only trusts people about as far as she can throw them (rip rag , he can still man handle the group whore with ease tho so good for him)

-can not hold a convo with a child 2 save her life , the length of her mertanl intents extend to bringing the child 2 Cahara .

-she is not mother material but for some reason they're trying to keep a baby with a high infant mortality rate its funny

i think celeste probably didn't have great parents or a good role model, deadbeat drunkard parents that kicked her out and kind of left her to fend for herself & close of to the world and that's why she has such a disillusioned take on parenthood + where her own approach to children comes from but uh oh !! cahara wormed his way into her heart ! and who's to say his clear and utter devotion to this little girl cant win her over either i dont think either her or Cahara were going out of their way to get pregnant - it's like an unfortunate by-product of the nature of Celeste's career, and Cahara's love for her being what led to him being so willing to step up. i don't think either of them ever really thought about having kids, or at least didn't think they'd be good parents, but celeste getting pregnant or cahara bringing back a child is just the way life ended up going. it's the renaissance era, abortion methods are on par with childbirth in terms of deadliness anyway. she's just not going to have to keep risking her life via pregnancy if cahara goes out, gets enough coin to support them both, she's not going to be like every other peasant woman who's forced to become a broodmare because every 1 in 2 children fucking die before they turn 5. clesest being pregnant is just what ended up happening. the love in that is to do with their RELATIONSHIP, not their love for some idealistic family life. i think cahara wanting to give it a try is something celeste would think is really sweet and admirable, but she'd probly keep a lot of her more cynical thoughts to herself on the matter.

saying that i think they both have a lot of cynical thoughts about it really, but i cahara goes so quickly into "this is my wife, this is our future baby" because otherwise what's the point in taking on such a risky mission in the first place ? but if he's got a noble cause, then it might seem worth it, right ? it's that extra push of encouragement for him, even if it comes with a lot of scary things like the responsibility, being a parent, maybe settling down witch is a scary thought for someone whos always so used 2 being on the move

as for celeste ; she doesn't even know if she's going to make it through the pregnancy, or if the baby will. it's just another mouth to feed at the end of the day. she doesn't care about carrying on a legacy, or raising a child into greatness like so many others beg and plead of god to bestow upon their children. she knows she'd be a shit mom and she's hardly a loyal partner at the moment. but she loves cahara, and seeing that fear in his eyes when she told him, but also that spark of light, that little bit of joy, made it at least worth holding on for.

celeste: it's probably not going to make it anyway, i either risk death in childbirth or death in abortion methods, so. celeste: its getting me enough bank rn to keep myself healthy so we'll just see what happens i guess celeste watching cahara bring home an entire child:

okay cringe time over. i wont go into 2much detail about her relationship with the others though i think its a very slow process of her learning to tolerate get along with the creatures friends cahara brought back -as soon as celeste meets d'arce her mild suspicion and distaste for ragnvaldr will be replaced with her disgust for d'arce -think celeste would be pissed she wouldn't be able 2 pull cahara out of ragnvaldrs grip unless she stabbed him or something, witch shes both angry about it but also relieved since it probably kept cahara out of trouble in the dungeon (because lord knows her husband is a magnet for trouble) inside me there are 2 wolfs ; one is mmm hot stong wife carry cahara like a sack of pataos , the other is screaming at me that this is the 1600 and she would be starving and poor. so to compromise with myself im going 2 say : - physical speaking celsest is probly stronger then most women in her profession and could probly drag an unconscious cahara around then againg i also think cahras way ligher then someone of his build&carear should be shes stronger then enki (then againg who isnt) but cant match d'arces physical strength. saying that modern au Celeste would beat d'arce in an arm wrestle.

in-refence 2 my last post; celest is a child darkness, she has a barbie killer husband,there for. she deserves to be as much hater as she likes d'arce: you two are the healthiest couple i know who still have an avid sex life cahara: ASSUMPTIONS ! celeste: we're the only couple you know.

acholic wise i think celeste could out drink d'arce (and at least keep up with ragnvaldr for a little bit)

celeste: d'arce is a pain in the ass cahara: :confustion: :stress_smile: she means well babe cmon celeste: im gonna beat her with a stick cahara: ,, babe,,

cleseste is not payed enough 2 be d'arces therpist or help d'arce figure out she likes women (shes not payed at all actuly,she is simply trying 2 tolrate her husbands new freinds becuse she loves him but also only has so meny braincells she can lose in a day and conversing with d'arce seems 2 kill all of them)

celeste hears d'arce talk about jeanne once and instantly starts going "wow you loved a girl wow that girl who was like you in every way wow that girl who like. shared your morals. or something. wow tell me more about that girl" (stab stab stab metaphorically stab stab stab)

(about cahara getting arrsed and taken by the police) rag: you lack of concern,,, concerns me. are you not worried ? celeste: dogs always find their way back home.

- d'arce and cahara make the same enamoured and light-blush expression whenever celeste rages btw - celeste :handshake: enki taking the piss out of knights + a generally more cynical outlook on life & being cold bitches that secretly care about cahara a lot

(first time they all stayed the night) enki learning hes the favorite for once and he thinks its just the most hilarious thing to fucking happen local woman-lover put out by being rejected by hot scary wife, local berserker intimidated by what scary wife might do if she finds out what he did to her precious boytoy local shadow wizard ? on the floor ugly laughing because scary wife reluctantly asked if he wanted the guest bedroom.

celeste: YOURE NOT STAYING HERE PERMANENTLY. but youre allowed to stay overnight. enki: is this (gags) kindness ? oh my god. revolting. celeste: is that a yes or not you fucking worm enki: yesplease

[peacesells-imbuying]

Can I have a fic where Nasty has a crush on a fem reader but doesn't realize it so he mistakes it for disliking them because he feels sick (like nauseous) around them. And he tells Razzle and Sami about it and they laugh at him (That's mostly Razzle probably) and then explain that Nasty probably likes reader. So Nasty attempts to ask reader out on multiple occasions but something always goes wrong so eventually he gives up and Razzle tells reader that Nasty likes her because he could not stand for the awkwardness between them to continue.

Literally screaming. This sounds so 😩 tysm enjoy! Heads up quite I get carried away with details.. info blog | masterlist

You hunged out with Hanoi Rocks as long as Nasty could remember. It started in 1987, Sami and Andy introduced you to the band. Mike loved you and so did the others evantually, friendships started to bloom. Now its 1982, what year to be alive. 

Nasty and you are good friends, wouldn't say close like Sami, but close enough for no awkwardness in the air. Originally Nasty was a bit awkward around you, not cause he ever talk to a girl before but because you were just so bubbly! Always smiling and uplifting around everyone, similar to Razzle. Sunshine duo or whatever fan came up with. 

Now he was more comfortable around you. Lots of approvmemt, yeah you were so proud of yourself until recently...guess you were wrong. In reality poor Nasty could not figure out his feelings for you. 

"Hey Nasty." A smile was plastered on your face like your good friend Steven from GN'R. "Hey." Nasty instantly felt like throwing up. He always felt sick around you. "Excuse me." Nasty rushed to the bathroom but it disappeared. If he wanted to know what was happening, he was going to need some help. 

"Guys..." Sami and Razzle sat on the couch beforehand in their own cnversation, but once they heard Nasty's serious combined worried tone they completely stopped. "What's wrong?" Sami immediately asked. "Whenever I'm around Y/n...I get this feeling. A bad one, I'm always sick! But when I leave her, all of it goes away and I'm back to my normal self. What-" They laughed a bit to loud. "What's so funny?" Nasty didn't understand what was funny in a situation like this. Sami sighed while Razzle giggled often. 

"Nasty...man. You like her." They laughed again for good. "Huh?" Razzle decided to explain first. "You get "sick" because you're nervous around her mate." Sami nodded adding on. "Exactly. You need to calm down around her. Try asking her out." They were right. "Ask her out? How?" Razzle hummed for a bit. "Nothin' fancy. Just say it straight forward." Nasty mentally took note. "Thank you so much." Sami and Razzle looked at each other with a laugh "No problem!" 

He thought it would be easy. "Hey Y/n.." You both were backstage, Hanoi Rocks was going to perform in 10 minutes. "I was wondering-" "Y/n, Mike is asking for extra help." A staff called her away. "Alright, sorry Nasty. Ask again later." So he did. Second attempt was at a park. "Y/n..do you-well would you-" He became awkward. "Hey!" Sami stole her drink and she chased him. Nasty was upset the rest of the day. Final attempt. A party.  "Y/n, can I take you out? Like a date!" The music was so loud and he was a bit drunk. "What!" "Nothing." Nasty sighed walking away to find Mike. 

Razzle loved his friends with all his heart. But he could not stand the awkwardness between the both of you. He needed to intervene or nothing was going to happen. "Y/n. I'm sorry, but I cant handle all this awkwardness anymore. Nasty likes you and wants to ask you out. Alright, see ya!" You were red as a pepper. 

"Nasty. I would like to go on a date with you." Nasty was flabbergasted. "How-" "You're welcome!" Razzle shouted from afar. As you both dated, it felt like you knew each other since childhood. Nothing stood in between.

[thequietkid-moonie]

Their stoic friend is as caotic as them

[ HEADCANONS ] [ Kae, Chika, Nejire Sparkle ]

[ Kiss him, not me ] [ Kaguya-sama Love is war ] [ My hero academia ] [ Honkai Star Rail ]

I like this idea of the stoic person not being so serious of how it looks or intimidating people being actually sweet, idk I just like that funny duality <333

Kae Serinuma

Despite being quite known around the school Kae didn't had much friends until she became popular when losing weight, but is not that she minded much, she had good friends with who she could be just herself and express her inmense love for anime and bl! For her it was even a surprise to meet someone so stoic and yet so big of a fan like her, still she wasn't going to say no to the opportunity to rant about what she loves!

Since Kae loves talking about what she love without shame it didn't take long for you two to become close friends, even when you are pretty stoic she can see notice the passion with wich you talk about those animes you two are so into! she doesn't mind you being so stoic most of the time since she knows you aren't judging her, she knows how much you share this love of hers

People who doesn't know you may pity you a little since from the outside seem like an otaku dragging you around in whatever she is up to, when in the inside is a mutual feeling of love and even obsesion over those animes

Honeslty, when the guys started fighting over her love they easily take you as a rival, mistaking your close friendship and even feeling quite threaten by how close you two are and the familiarity you two treat each other with (and, honeslty, the fact that Kae has the tendency to compare you with some really cool anime characters doesn't help at all to easy those worries), since you are quite stoic they just get a bad impression of you as a rival and couldn't ever imagine that you would be as otaku as Kae truly is until they have to personallly witness it (even feel quite idiotic by their previous anxiety about you)

No matter how much friends Kae wins you are always being a special one, so you are always invited for whatever Kae is up to, if it isn't an anime related she always finds a way to relate to it, so of course you always are directly invited by her to join her and her new friends to her plans, and even when they doesn't like much the idea the just get used to it with time, you two are just friends anyways (and its not like they could compete with the conection and friendship you two share)

Chika Fujiwara

Chika is really friendly and cheerful, she has no problems with making friends still getting close to someone so stoic can be a problem for her at first because she will not know what to do and will end up getting a little nervous and probably a little intimidated, however, since she has a club of board games there are high chances that you two end up meeting there wich imediatly throw away any nervousness she may have and imediatly dragg you to her little games

At first Chika thought you could be her new little victim to her games and tricks but soon she found out that you not only not fall for her tricks but also have your own tricks and iniciative to play diferent games, leading you to quickly grow to be really close friend and have a great rivality when playing games

For everyone who looks at you two together can be find it hilarious at times, Chika can be quiet and well behaived so some times is eafy for you two to don't dragg much attention, but whenever Chika is talking about anything, being excited over something or even dragging you to do whatever she wants you two to do is notorios and even hirarious the contract with her energetic attitude with your stoic nature, but just because it cant just be seen at first glance that you are just as caotic as she can be

Honestly, whenever you two are together it become pretty messy since you are the perfect motivation and support to do whatever crazy and silly idea she has in mind, and since the rest of the club just find it funny no one really stop any of you, leading you to be the perfect match for Chika and following her to anything she wants to do, just like she would do for you (wich end up being either a torture or something hirarious for the student council)

Whenever you two are together playing games it can go in two diferent ways, teaming up against the other players and becoming a dificult duo to defeat (or being catched cheating) or going against each other, wich end up making a complete mess out of the game, sometimes you two may end up getting too serious in the games that just end with a pouty loser Chika or with a mockering victory dance from her

Nejire Hado

Since Nejire have found friends that love her and accept her just the way she is then she doesn't sees reasons to hold back, thanks to that is pretty much a surprise when people sees someone so stoic at the side of someone so energetic and talktive, it seems like some kind of comic duo for what people just asume you are more lay down and even serious, contrasting Nejire's personality, but people could be more wrong about that

It actually comes to a surprise whenever people get to talk with you two and see that, despite being so stoic you are just as curious as Nejire, whatever Nejire has in mind you always have the perfect answer or even more questions that would never be answered since you two just are in a infinit cycle of curiosity, both minds just jumps between topics with the same energy, is quite hard for others to follow your rythm

Honestly, Nejire was just so happy to find someone who understand her so well that she just didn't even noticed at first how similar you two can act until her friends point it out, and she doesn't mind, she is just even happier by that, even coming out with a perfect nickname for whenever you team up

Also, since you two understand each other perfectly fine you can team up perfectly in battle too, teaming up with the rythm and energy you two put in battle, no matter what it comes you quickly have it just work out somehow

But is also for what people can see of you that they just have an impression of you being all serious and badass that makes Nejire laugh a lot because everyone gets incredibly surprised whenever you start talking, and sometimes even interrupting them, ranting a lot about things that seem more trivial that for you are important things that have catched your attention and, most important, your curiousity

At the end your close friends just get used to the ball of energy you two are together and becomes something quite funny to joke about, as well, is just something that draw you two together, having a friendship that could last for the rest of your lifes. You two can understand each other so well that even if you two stay separate for a long time whenever you meet again it only take a moment for you two to start talking to the same energetic way of always

Sparkle

Being friends with Sparkle isn't exactly easy, she is always does what she wants and goes where she wants, she is quite dificult to aproach, besides she could easily be lying or talking like saying a riddle, but at the end she is a masked fool she is atracted to anything that could bring her a good laugh

Sparkle admits that your usual stoic attitude was what atracted her at first it only take her a moment to realice that you are more of what if can be seen at first glance, and even better, you understand her, somehow it take a moment for both to see each other as if it was your reflection in a mirror and make a silent agreement to stuck together and do all kind of funny stuff

You two aren't always together but when you do, wherever you are is now your game board, going around as simple side character before making the chaos explote, watching the mess in the front row while sharing some laughs

Sparkle finds quite hilarious your stoic nature and actually use it a lot in her tricks, using you as the perfect disguise to cover up whatever she is planning to do, sometimes even taking your own appearance just to make this little game even more funny!

Sparkle normally prefers to do things on her own, being more than capable to carry out the plans on her own but she admits that is specially funny whenever you are around, you two share a good bound and make a perfect team for your jokes! Getting along perfectly to the point that there is no need to share much words, one can easily understand and follow the iniciative of the other for the greatest fun! A perfect team made in hell that could even make Aha proud!

You two normally not travel together due Sparkle liking doing things on her own but you two definetly hang out together a lot, sometimes even just matching by accident in places you two visit and just stuckign together, other times you two go alone in the same place to be able to place pranks unoticed. Honestly, she values a lot your friendship and even after becoming your friend she considere you a lot in her plans, most of the time sending you invitations to participate or even just watch her perfect act, as well she is always up to heard what you have being doing or to offer you a hand to help on you next plan

[mamaestapa]

Two Can Play At That Game

•pairing: Joe Burrow x reader

•series summary: Y/N Y/L/N moved to Cincinnati, Ohio for a new start. Move in day arrives and she discovers something terrible...the apartment complex gave her the wrong lease. Instead of living with who she originally was supposed to, she's now living with the hottest quarterback in the NFL, Joe Burrow. Y/N is stuck living in the same apartment with him for a year...which the two are not thrilled about. However, as time goes on, they realize that maybe this wasn't the worst thing that could happen to them. Will Y/N and Joe stay enemies, or will they find themselves falling in love?

•chapter summary: You and Joe go back and forth doing things that bother one another and you get a surprise gym buddy ;)

•word count: 3.1k

•warnings: Language, mentions of condoms and sex, i think that’s all?

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October 12, 2022

it's been one month since you’ve moved in with Joe. You are basically living the dream that all of the girls in America have right now.

You keep telling yourself it will get better, but you’re not too confident that it will. It's going to take a miracle for you and Joe to become friends.

It's not like you two are enemies or anything like that, You just know how to irritate one another. You started it, on accident of course, when you first moved in.

Remember the pink towels in the bathroom? And the situation with you moving his Sponge bob shoes and condoms from the kitchen counter?

Yeah, well, you’re convinced he still holds a grudge against you for both of those things.

Since that first week, you and Joe have been going back and forth with each other. Both of you doing things that you know will annoy the other.

a few weeks ago...

You were sitting on the couch, watching this weeks episode of The Bachelorette. As you were curled up on the couch, you decided you needed to get a snack.

You cant watch TV late at night without having a snack.

You walked into the kitchen and rummaged through the pantry, trying to find a snack. As you were going through the pantry, you could see wrappers laying on the counter next to the bananas out of the corner of your eye. You closed the pantry and looked to see what was on the counter. You rolled your eyes at the sight.

Condoms. Lots and lots of condoms.

You had just gotten after Joe a few weeks ago about not keeping his condoms in the kitchen.

You picked up one of the wrappers, immediately throwing it to the ground when you noticed it was ripped open and empty.

Good to know he's at least using protection. You don't need any kids running around this place, dealing with Joe is quite enough for you.

"Joe!" you called, placing your hands on your hips.

You heard his bed squeak, signaling that he had just gotten out of bed. His door opened and he walked down the hallway, stopping in front of the kitchen entrance.

"What do you want?"

You rolled your eyes and gestured to the condoms on the counter.

"Oh," he chuckled, "sorry about that."

He walked into the kitchen and picked up the condoms.

"I should be keeping these in here." he said, opening the drawer next to the pantry and throwing them in there.

You put your hand on the handle, stopping him from closing it.

"What?"

You scoffed, "What!?"

He looked at you, confused.

"Joe, I told you not to keep your condoms," you picked up a handful of the trojan wrappers and threw them at his chest, "in the kitchen!"

"Did you? Heh, must've slipped my mind then." He teased, knowing damn well you told him to keep the condoms somewhere other than out in the open in the kitchen.

He was just trying to get under your skin.

You rolled your eyes, "God you're so inconsiderate."

He raised his eyebrows and pointed at himself, "I'm the inconsiderate one? How about you little miss, let's keep my tampons under Joe's side of the sink. OH! Even better, how about putting your thongs in my laundry basket?!"

You scoffed and sighed before saying, “Okay, first of all, it's my bathroom too. I accidentally put them on your side, but they're just tampons? But whatever, I've moved them, so you're welcome. And second of all, if you're talking about that bright pink thong, it's not even mine!"

Joes face dropped, "It's not?"

"Nope." you said with a straight face, "I think it's Amelia's. Remember, the girl that threw the condom at you?"

He sighed, "Yeah, yeah I remember."

You grabbed the rest of the condoms and put them in Joe's hands, "You don't have the best of luck getting laid when these are in our kitchen." you pat his hands and look into the pantry, grabbing the jar of peanut butter pretzels. You looked at him with an amused smirk as he stood there speechless.

"So maybe, you should keep 'em in your room." you said before walking back into the living room, continuing to watch The Bachelor.

end of flashback...

Since the condom ordeal, you started to retaliate and do things that you know get under Joe's skin too. You figured two could play at that game...

a few weeks ago...

You were folding clothes in your bedroom when you heard your name called from somewhere in the apartment.

You smiled to yourself knowing Joe must've found out what you did. You walked out of your room, seeing Joe standing in the doorway of the bathroom with his arms crossed and an unamused look on his face.

"What's wrong?" you asked, crossing your arms as you walked over to him.

"Y/n, your makeup is all over the bathroom."

You looked into the bathroom, a smirk quirking up at the side of your mouth. You had your brushes laying out scattered on the counter, your blush by Joe's toothbrush, your three different mascaras laying next to the hand soap, and your makeup bag placed in Joe's drawer.

"Oops." you shrugged, turning around and walking away. Joe shook his head and reached out to stop you from walking away.

"No, no, no."

You turned around, crossing your arms in front of your chest and looking up at him. His pretty blue eyes looking into yours intensely.

"You're not just going to leave it laying around, I thought I told you to put it-." he sighed as he saw the smirk on your lips.

"This is all because of the condoms, isn't it?"

You furrowed your eyebrows, "Why would you ever think such a thing?" you asked incredulously. You couldn't hide the smile making its way onto your face.

He shook his head, "I can't believe you."

You shrugged and walked into the bathroom, putting your makeup into the right spot.

"Maybe if you kept your things where they're supposed to be," you grabbed your makeup bag and walked back to the doorway, stopping in front of Joe, "maybe I'll do the same with mine."

You looked into his eyes and smiled at him before walking back to your bedroom. Joe just watched in disbelief as you walked away from him.

What you didn't know though, was that this going back and forth with each other was just getting started.

end of flashback...

You know it may be childish of you to retaliate and do things to bother Joe, but he started it!

It's only fair that you do the same to him. You know what gets under his skin, he knows what gets under yours. If he wants to be difficult, then hell, you can be difficult too.

Living with each other hasn't exactly been sunshine and rainbows—for either of you. You might as well have a little fun messing with each other, right?

Oh, that reminds you, Joe's condoms and your makeup aren't the only things you have done to make each other mad.  There's more…

Last week...

You stood from your bed, rubbing your tired eyes as you walked to the bathroom. It was around five o'clock in the morning when you woke up and had to pee. You were half asleep when you walked into the bathroom, squinting as the bright light hit your eyes. You didn't bother to shut the door, knowing Joe was sound asleep and there was no way he'd be awake right now.

You pulled your sleep shorts down and sat down, definitely not expecting to fall into the toilet?!

You let out a yelp as you felt your bare ass fall into the water of the toilet.

Damnit, Joe! He left the toilet seat up again!

You stood from the toilet and groaned loudly, reaching for a towel to wipe the water off of your lower half. As you were wiping your leg off you heard a gasp. Your head shot up and you dropped the towel, immediately covering your lady bits.

"Oh my god!" Joe gasped, his eyes wide.

This was just like when you caught him on the couch after his date.

"What are you doing?" you shrieked, face turning red in embarrassment.

"What am I doing? What are you doing? You're the one that's half naked with the door wide open at five in the fuckin' morning!"

"I had to pee!" you exclaimed, trying to situate yourself so you could cover your parts while you tried to pull your panties back up. Joe covered his eyes and turned around when he saw you just slightly move one of your hands.

You pulled your panties and sleep shorts up quickly, snapping the waistband of your shorts against the skin of your belly. Joe turned around and uncovered his eyes since he knew you were decent.

"You," you said, pointing at him, "left the toilet seat up again, so I fell in."

He chuckled, "You fell in? Seriously?"

You rolled your eyes, "It's not funny, Joe!"

"I mean, come on," he smirked, "It's kind of funny."

You hufffed out a sigh of annoyance, "Shut up. No it's not."

He chuckled and walked away, going into the kitchen and turning the light on to get his pre-work out. After you flushed the toilet and washed your hands, you walked out of the bathroom and went back into your room. As you were walking past the kitchen, Joe chuckled and said, "Sorry about the toilet seat Y/n, I'll try to put it down next time."

You just kept walking, too annoyed and too tired to even respond to him.

Joe left the toilet seat up three more times that week.

That same week...

After the problems with the toilet seat, you decided to retaliate and do something that every man hates.

You made the apartment smell like girl.

All of Joe's "manly smells" were covered and replaced with the best fragrance from Bath and Body Works: Champagne Toast.

While Joe was at practice, you lit three champagne toast candles around the apartment. One in the living room, one in the kitchen, and one in the bathroom. Once you had the candles lit, you put out the champagne toast hand soap you had just bought a few days ago. You grabbed your perfume bottle and doused yourself and the furniture with it. You looked at the time on your watch, seeing that Joe would be back at the apartment any minute now. You grabbed the book you were currently reading and sat down on the couch, pretending to read as the door to the apartment opened.

As soon as Joe walked in he immediately started coughing. You bit back a smile as you put the book down.

"Oh god," He coughed, "It smells like a bowl of fruit died in here."

You laughed, "You really think it smells bad?"

He shrugged walking further into the apartment, going into the kitchen and picking up the candle that was burning. He put it up to his nose and sniffed it, cringing as the smell of champagne toast hit his nose.

Joe put the candle down, "It's not that it smells bad, it just, very strong."

He walked into the bathroom, letting out a groan as he saw another candle and the hand soap.

"Y/n, why do you have this scent in every room?” He asked as he walked out of the bathroom, holding the hand soap.

"Because this place needs to not smell like you all the time?"

Joe scoffed, looking offended.

"I think I smell great."

"I didn't say you smelled bad, I just said it needs to smell like something other than you." You shrugged.

"So you think spraying your perfume all over and making the place smell like," he inspected the soap, "champagne toast, is a good idea?"

You shot him a puzzled look, "Yeah?"

He sighed, "I can't have this place smelling like a bowl of fruit ripped ass all over the apartment when the guys come over."

He was being so dramatic over a stupid bath and body works scent.

You sighed and stood from the couch, picking up the bottle of perfume. "Fine, I won't spray it or light any more candles."

"Thank you."

You started walking in Joe's direction, giving him a tight lipped smile as you got closer. He looked down at you and without breaking eye contact as you walked by, you lifted the bottle of perfume and sprayed him with it.

"What the fuck Y/n!?” Joe gasped, pulling his gray t-shirt away from his body.

You just laughed as you walked to your room to put the bottle of perfume away. It was hilarious to see him get so worked up over a little bottle of perfume.

He may think you’re getting rid of the smell, but you truly don't care what Joe wants. The apartment WILL smell like champagne toast as long as you’re around.

end of flashback...

You have to admit, it has been fun messing with eachother. Except, you didn't enjoy falling into the toilet that much.

Other than messing around with Joe, not much has really happened. You’ve been working at CincyStyles and hanging out with Macee a lot. The two of you have become quite good friends already even though you’ve only known each other for a few weeks.

She's such a kind person. You’re so glad you have her as a friend to help you here in Cincinnati.

There is one thing you forgot to mention…remember that conversation with Evan after the game a couple weeks ago?

Well, you two have actually been texting each other quite a bit.

Evan is so sweet, constantly asking you how you are and if you’re enjoying Cincinnati. Not only is he sweet, but he has a great sense of humor and he's such a cutie. You know you said you weren’t ready to get into a relationship yet, but you’d be willing to see where things go with Evan.

Who knows, maybe you’ll be the Bengals new hot couple.

But you'll see how things go, of course.

You were making yourself a protein shake when you heard your phone ding. You picked it up, smiling when you saw that you received a text from Evan.

Evan- Hey Y/n! You busy right now?

You- Hey! I'm actually getting ready to head to the gym

Joe walked out of his bedroom and into the kitchen as you hit send and put your phone down. He opened the refrigerator and grabbed a bottle of water before he walked over to the stove and turned the light on.

Your phone dinged. You picked it up and read the text from Evan. Blushing deeply from his response.

Evan- Need a gym buddy? ;)

I felt bold, so I decided to respond back in a somewhat flirty manner

You- Only if it's you ;)

Evan- Who else would it be? lol see you soon

You shut your phone off and set it down on the counter. You started feeling nervous as you realized this would be the first time you’ve seen Evan in person since the game. You let out a sigh and looked over at Joe, who was standing by the stove with an amused look on his face as he watched you text Evan.

"Somebody is flustered." He mused, crossing his arms.

You just shook your head and laughed at his teasing.

"Who's got you so worked up?" Joe smirked.

You shrugged, grabbing your shaker bottle and closing the lid as you spoke, "Nobody. Just a friend."

You watched as his lips formed a straight line as you grabbed your phone from the counter and slipped it into the pocket of your leggings. You walked around the corner to the entry way and you put on your Nikes. You grabbed your AirPods, holding those in one hand and the shaker bottle in the other.

"I'm going to the gym, I'll see you in a bit."

Joe nodded, "Sounds good. Want me to leave some chicken and rice for you?"

You nodded, smiling softly at him, "Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks Joe."

"You're welcome." He turned around and gave all of his attention to preparing dinner.

It was a nice gesture for him to make dinner for the both of you. You have done the same thing for him a few times before. Even though you two do things to get on each others nerves, you’re still considerate of one another when it comes to things like dinner or grocery shopping.

You walked out of the apartment and headed to your car, driving to the gym that was only a few miles away. As soon as you got into the building you saw Evan over by the dumbbells. A wide grin graced his face as he saw you walk up to him.

"Hey Y/n!” He greeted, pulling you into a hug.

You smiled, "Hi Evan. Thanks for joining me."

The two of you pulled away, a faint blush was on Evans cheeks as he looked down at you.

"Of course," he said, "I figured you could use a workout partner."

You nodded, "I do. I hate working out alone."

Evan chuckled, "You and me both. I find myself doing better when I have other people with me."

"Same here." you replied. You looked over to your left and noticed there was a mirror along the wall. You decided it would be the perfect spot to take a picture. You figured you’d mess with some of your friends and post a picture of you and Evan together.

"Here, come take a picture with me." you said, gesturing for him to come over to where you were standing in front of the mirror.

He smiled, "Okay." He walked over to where you were standing, he looked at the camera as you held up a thumbs up and captured the picture.

You posted the picture to your Instagram story and put your phone into your pocket.

"Ready?" Evan asked with a smile.

"Yup." you said, walking over to the bench and starting your workout with Evan.

Little did you know that this workout with Evan would eventually create a whole lot of problems...

hey loves!!

this was actually so bad i am so sorry lmao.

i had an idea and i just went with it, didn't really have any direction for it i just kind of started writing lmao

how do we think joe is going to feel when he finds out about you and evan working out together?

we'll have to wait and see ;)

BUT the next chapter is going a fun one...it's everyone's favorite...a guys chat!

i haven't written chats in a little while, so bear with me lol. but it'll be a fun chapter for sure!

ALSO my parents got me a joe burrow jersey and joe burrow socks for my birthday. literally the best gifts ever, my parents are the sweetest<3

hope you're all doing well and enjoying this story<3

lots of love

[spidercatenthusiast]

5, 6, and 13 for the wotr asks!

@dragonologist-phd @mathlann

doing these all at once because they all jumpscared me this morning. also this got Fucking Long so everything's under the cut

ok so I'm gonna start by throwing a quick rundown of each so theres any context at all

- Mordren: Tiefling (Asura-spawn) Sorcerer (Sage Sorcerer) Demon, Tyranny sub-path & Daeran romance/divorce. lived in nerosyan her whole life & picked up magic from her family, starts to worship Gyronna after her mom dies

- Tamarie: Half-Elf Cayden Cailean Inquisitor (Tactical Leader), Azata path & Arueshalae romance. part of a revolutionary cell in Galt, but ran off when it started getting heated and staying alive felt impossible. my first run and all the wistful vibes i can generate all in one neat package

- Cernan: Aasimar (Plumekith) Zon-Kuthon Warpriest/Fighter, Renegade Aeon into Legend, Wenduag romance. fought in Lastwall & got summarily left for dead before being saved by areelu's intervention, started doing Zon-Kuthon Stuff as a way to get some catharsis and get away from Lastwall. exists in a quantum state where i cant decide if theyre a butch or a straight guy

3. Who is/are their best friend(s) among companions and why?

Mordren vibes really well with Woljif in the early-game, but around Act 4, she gets this appreciation for Greybor as she starts trying to figure out what exactly her future looks like, and overall just respects him. Arueshalae also gets points because they're not friends or anything like it, but I'm thinking especially in Alushinyrra that Arueshalae tries to get through to her a bit, which leads to some in-depth conversations that Mordren wouldn't really have with anyone else.

Sosiel and Tamarie get along pretty well, she has a lot of respect for his reasons for coming to the crusade, even though she doesn't really believe Trever can be found until it actually happens. She's a bit jaded early game so I like how that dynamic works between someone who's seen too much and someone who hasn't seen enough, and they both have a lot of influence on how the other develops over the course of the game. Aivu gets some love too, and has the easiest time of getting a genuine smile out of her.

Cernan doesn't get close to a whole lot of people. Besides Wenduag, they're chill with fallen Arue, Regill, and Lann, but doesn't really befriend any of them. 7 Charisma grindset

5. Do they have a family? If so, what kind? Do they miss them? Do they still have hope to see them again?

Mordren's mostly just had her mom, who'd been a crusader battlemage before having to retire from her injuries, and altogether a pretty good parent to her. Lasting complications from her injuries & overexertion kill her ~4 years before WotR, and she's missed dearly. Rated top spellcaster single mom over the one that fucks around with her kid's soul by a vote of 1-0.

Tamarie's got her parents and a twin brother in Galt, they're all very keep-your-head-down types of people, which she chafes at pre-game and is relieved about from midgame onwards. She writes to them when she can, and gets them situated in a nice place in Mendev afterwards.

Cernan's been presumed dead by their family and tries to stay away since they're just a completely different person from the one their family knew, they still miss them occasionally, but not too badly. I could definitely see them reuniting postgame, but not for very long.

6. Which mythic path did they choose and why? Do they regret it?

Mordren goes for the demon path, she's extremely distrustful of the crusades, and doesn't really buy into the angel power at all. She sees that the demon path is useful against Savamelekh, against the Wardstone, etc, goes for it, and that's how she justifies herself. Her bigger underlying reason is having something of a spiteful streak, in theory she could have went with Azata or Trickster, but at the end of the day she doesn't think they can get anything done, and she wants the raw strength more than anything else. She regrets it sometimes, but not enough that she wouldn't make the same choices given the chance, so she never tries the Legend check despite being 99% sure that Iomedae was going to kill her if she didn't.

Tamarie goes with the Azata path, mostly because she's an idealist at heart. She starts the game just about completely hopeless and definitely dealing with some lingering Galt Trauma, but she tries like hell to fix everything to a pretty unhealthy degree. Seeing Elysium in the Desnan temple is what gives her what she needs to push through the first and second acts, and there's no doubt in her mind to keep with it.

Cernan goes Aeon because I originally wanted to play Devil because they're fascinated by the Aeon's sight, and think it's more useful than anything from the other paths when cultists are everywhere. Unfortunately for them, the experience of seeing the mirror freaks them out, and renegade Aeon doesn't get anything cool besides Staunton. Cernan also gets attached to Wenduag really quickly into her romance, and doesn't want to have to judge her. All of this means they take the first opportunity to switch to Legend, and reconsider some Zon-Kuthon stuff postgame.

8. What do they desire the most?

Mordren's mostly after safety for herself, and later for Daeran. She gets something resembling that in Alushinyrra by staying loyal to Nocticula, but what ends up breaking everything apart is how Daeran is just absolutely not going to live out the rest of his life in the Abyss, and he has no idea that she "survived" jumping into the Worldwound.

Tamarie wants to fix everything for everyone, and she gets pretty close to the best she can do, but becomes weighed down by her failures (more on that later). Once she tempers her expectations, she's much happier with what she can do.

Cernan has absolutely no clue what they want or where they're going until Act 5. Getting the Aeon Stuff out of their system puts everything in a new perspective, they just want to chill out, stop chasing infinite catharsis via torture cult, and be happy, but crucially still weird and evil, with Wenduag.

13. What is their biggest regret regarding their time as the KC?

More than anything else, Mordren wishes that she killed Nocticula when she had the chance. Blaming Nocticula for making her & Daeran impossible is way easier on her than taking any kind of personal responsibility for what she's done. In general, she's also terrified of Nocticula since she showed up before the Nahyndri fight and then gave her this afterwards:

i swear that description was tailor-made to fuel the angst center of my brain. mwah

Tamarie's biggest regret has got to be Wenduag. She's so fixated on trying to help her that she fundamentally does not understand her or where she's coming from, which gets Lann killed in Act 3, Dyra's murder essentially overlooked, herself betrayed in Act 5, and then she spares her again. She might be regretting that for the rest of her days, but at least she's winning the award for Cayden's Strongest Feminist

For Cernan it's mostly just the Aeon stuff from before. Aeon's fucked dude

20. Which event of the crusade traumatized them?

Definitely getting tortured by Hepzamirah for Mordren, it's also what locks her into seeing demon path stuff through to the end, wanting to get stronger so that couldn't happen again. I am forever indignant about how once that segment's over, it never gets brought up again in any of the times you see Hepzamirah, and only in passing at the Ivory Labyrinth.

Tamarie's has to be being too late to save the banner camp at Iz, promising Anevia that she'll bring Irabeth back ends up dooming everyone there, and not being able to save everyone on such a scale is a huge wake-up call for her.

Cernan came largely pre-traumatized, but wading through Undead Hell Hill to get up to the Lost Chapel didn't do them any favors, but they at least got to hit Zacharius with a flail a bunch of times, so all became right with the world.

thanks so much for asking, this was really fun to do!!

[catenation]

Bido is gonna be the show stealer here isnt he. I wanna know what his relationships and general opinions are towards the other characters that end up in this main group of yours

cracks my knuckles (and also thank you so much for sending all these i feel the spirit of Story entering me once more)

in rough order from goodest to baddest:

greed: i could write entire essays about greed and bido even just in the context of what little we see of their relationship in canon but suffice it to say things are complicated in there. on the one hand theyre undeniably close. even disregarding how close i think they were before, just by process of elimination at the start of this theyre each flat out the most important person in each others life. bido has incredible depths of trust and admiration and care and Yearning for greed and greed in return also trusts bido completely, admires him, and loves him in his own "when i call you my possession it definitely definitely definitely doesnt mean my bff" way.

...the problem here is that on the other hand, he did tell bradley during the fight in the sewers that none of his henchmen are his friends. and bido heard that. and greed doesnt tell lies. Whoops.

having all his friends murdered, on its own, is pretty detrimental to greeds progress towards admitting (to himself as well as others) the One Big Thing. the good thing about this is that at least he does still have a guy left who he cares about enough to value HIS feelings on the subject, but the problem is dragging those feelings out into the open in the first place, and bido is going to have to be the one to do it. godspeed.

mei: she comes barreling into his life right as hes in the process of lighting the match to burn all his bridges. needless to say that match winds up tossed into the river. no one is immune. he hasnt gotten along with many kids in the past but mei is polite and earnest enough that he very quickly gets attached and starts thinking of her as part of the group, no matter how bad the fear gets that now he has someone else to lose.

everyone in this group has strong similarities that i think make them really good as a team, and with mei and bido, they each have baseline-quiet personalities interrupted by strong outbursts of emotion, especially getting really mad when they sense an injustice. theyre also both hopeless romantics and optimists at heart, even though bidos had decades to get jaded by his experiences and try to couch his hopes in realism, and mei sort of brings that back out in him, the realization that maybe the world Can be a better place. and in turn he teaches her that sometimes you have to hedge your expectations and work with what youve got. balance......

scar: so. scars got some Hangups, around chimeras. one of the first scenes i pictured when i was brainstorming this was bido and scar discussing nina, and bido bringing his own perspective on what he did that wouldnt really be what scar expected. everything about bido kind of throws scar off a little bit. he isnt sure what to make of him, whether to feel pity or disgust or?? ?compassion? (he is so burnt out on compassion but he cant help it either) (neither of them can help it)

in the end getting to know bido helps scar to realize that despite whats been done to him hes still just. A Guy. and in doing so helps him along the long road to accepting that he, too, is just A Guy.

yoki: bido does not like yoki. yoki is both all things that grate on him in a person (acts like hes still rich, snobby, selfish) and at the same time way too similar to himself for his own liking (weird little man, complains a lot, always scurrying about). he makes him self-conscious in a way he does not like at All. unfortunately for bido yoki (at some point along the line that im still not 100% solid on) decides inexplicably that he has to be Nice to bido and it drives him up the wall because he thinks hes patronizing him but its actually because i thought making yoki the ignored one-sided third point on a love triangle would be really funny.

marcoh: oh he likes marcoh even less than yoki. bidos experiences have created in him a serious distrust of any and all doctors, whether theyve been forced to quit the profession or not, and especially ones associated with the government. marcohs sadsack attitude does not endear him to bido at all and he spends most of his time glaring at or avoiding him. eventually he gets used to him being around, at least enough to stop registering him as a threat, and i do want them to talk at least once, but the two of them are probably the weakest bond in the group all things considered.

i hope very strongly that my bido characterization is enough to make people as excited about him as i am......maybe i can pull in some new bido fans with this. thats really like a solid 80% of the goal here

[kidfoundonstreets]

okay uhm the scarf guy and the pigtsail guy from yttd . and charlotte and lime from wh. and uhhhhhhhhh anyone from cinderella game

head in hands HIAAIIEY HYEHEYEH HAII ROBIN <333!!! TAHNKYOU please know the opffer is pen for you anytime.. anywhere.. smooches your forehead okay so i like the pgistial and scarfie scarf guy because theyre so fcuked up ina ll of the ways. i like how they make me wanna throw up and shove my head inside a sewer while inhaling fanfiction of them like toxic gas. that aside the angst and to put it simply fucked up potential in their dynamic is what draws me to them, i enjoy how complex it could be - your abuser could love you but not in all the right ways, it could exist, shin and how they care about one another with the idealistic frankly obsessive posessive view midori has with him as well like the cut scene of him c rying over shin HELLOOO?? anyway theyre silly to me. guy who lives in your house is also your roomammte old friend bestie lover worst person you know etc jerk weird weird satrange weird. i could write a lot more if it was speciifc but im very bad with words sooaoaahahdhwh <3 oh and gore chalrtotoe and lime are also one of my fav dynamics yesss horrible yuri. chalrotte never wnating to give up on lime while lime has al;ready given up for any sort of proper undertsnaidng she craves bwteen them, heyre friends but one wants more while the other doesnt, it doesnt even have to eb romantic it just hurts because charlotte was all by herself or maybe just singled with the others apathy toward semotions so seeing lime full of emotion and passion and pain who could get chalrotte probably also ironically struck a chord in her - and shes always worried for her, like she might go too far, and when she does she just starts crying. thats the good shit. a hoepless ending a hopeless dynamic but they kiss sometimes in my brain to make it worse. perfect. that cinderlelal game ,, ,,,, !! oh god please dont stirke me here IM SO EMABRARSED i dont have any ships in that game so ill go on with that xoxoxoxoxooxox dorpelts one ive been playing ! i really like how with shiloh theres this fake "is this true is this not" with him, you never really know and thats what the fandom loves about him whcih i agree its an addicting type of thang, and even in the end its not completely clear. all we relaly get is that its sure at least that he does value jb at least a ltitle or see her as of value, as she does end up consistnetly vomplimented talked to and by his side through the end. he cant have a verison of hismelf that isnt manipulative, long gone, and you need to accept that. theyre awful divorce. i cant get enough of it. jbs overflowing confidence and shiloh right beside her like a dog with a knife, begging for any sort of scraps because hes a liar. a mnaipualtor. like jeoekr! or kokcichi . ezxcept hes actually good . can you imagine it. ironically hes probably the most untrustworthly one there becausre atleast the others say what theyre thinking. shiloh is a mixed bag and every word has at least a little bit of a truth and lie to it.

ut thats how they like eahcother and its fun interesting we arnet here for a long time we're here for a fun time for nate it givess a bit more of a genuine perspective, im not used to jb being comforitng or nice tbh lol. but its clear that they atleast fiteachother even if jb isnt the nicest one for him - i think shes the only one who can keep up with his intense moods and issues stacked on him and his rough exterior. hes honestly a pretty decent guy if you dont piss him off whcih is easy. closeness issues. commitment issues. nothing is ever stable issues. i get it bro. the thing with all of these dynamics in this game is that they do somehow in a hilariously awful way is complete eachother, i cant say if any of them will end well but its obvious that theres chemistry in all of their interactions and i love love love this game. anyway i also relaly liked how with nate you dont kiss him at all and instead get a hug at the ened, its nice compared to shiloh who just goes along with everything and how jb is pulled to his wants at times (while with shiloh shes the one ofc usually taking all of the lead while hes the jester) - i think it really digs in how much he trusts her to go that extreme and vomit-inducing lengths at the end because he wants their kiss to be perfect qnd it isnt perfect right now. but hes ready to keep going because of this stupid bitch (jb). and i find that super sweet

[sturniolo04]

Boyfriend's Brother M.S. & C.S.

Bf!Chris x Gf!Fem!Reader x fwb!Matt

A/N: If you don't like the preadded name in my stories, you can either add your own name or not read it; it's up to you :)

Emmy's POV: His hands were all over my body making me feel safe and loved. His lips roamed all the places I wanted him to roam finding all of my sweet spots in need. I tugged on his messy brown hair not being able to contain myself from his touch.... i giggled at his cuteness finally sitting next to me on my bed cuddling me finally

Matt: jesus youre adorable

Emmy: you are too

Matt: whatever

Emmy: You have to go back home otherwise Chris is going to find out about this

Matt: fine leaving now

he says rolling off of her bed putting his clothes back on

How long has this been going on you may ask since the day we became best friends. there was this spark between me and Matt and it just happened so fast I couldn't see it coming or stop it from coming.. it just happened...

Matt: I will hopefully see you tomorrow night maybe princess

Emmy: we'll see Matthew

I replied after he leans over and gives me one last peck on the lips. He leaves to room as i stand up getting ready ironically enough I am supposed to be hanging out with Chris today.

Madi came back in the room, Madi was my roommate in our new apartment together

Madi: heyy

Emmy: hey how was Jacob's

I ask seeing she stayed over last night

Madi: great he is just amazing

she states plopping on my bed

Emmy: well thats good Madi

Madi: what about you? you and Chris good

Emmy: i mean kinda

Madi: ooo spill sista

Emmy: its totally nothing were fine 

Madi: Emmm

Emmy: i just- i dont- got alot to figure out is all

Madi: Okay well i am here for you love

Emmy; I know

I state as Madi gets up and head back to her room

and it was true me and Chris are good

Emmy: oh hey  i am leaving with the Chris in 10

Madi: okay have fun

Emmy; Thanks i will definitely try just that

i tease as she throws a pillow at me laughing. We posted a new roomie type instagram since we live together now

@itzemmy

itzemmy: look at my roomie <3

and I headed out the door 

I met up with Chris and we were just walking around the mall hanging out like normal when well

Chris: i just dont feel like you feel the same way about me that i do for you

Emmy:  What no i totally do Chris

Chris: yeah

Emmy: yeah i wouldnt be dating you if that wasnt the case silly

you say pushing him playfully as you guys walk through the mall

Emmy: we are back

I announced walking in the Sturniolo house, since I knew madi said she was hanging out here today, sitting on Chris' lap seeing Matt glance over in my direction

Madi; im going to go see Jacob so see ya losers

she sates walking out the door. i walk into chris' room sighing after Chris left to go run some last minute errands, hopping in the shower to wash off the day as i feel a presence behind me

Emmy: Matthew!

i whisper/yell

Matt: Pincess

he responds leaning in for a kiss

Emmy: no Matt we cant not now not ever

i say freaking out turning the water off and getting out and grabbing a towel wrapping it around my body walking into my room with him following

matt: why not Emmy

Emmy: Because i'm dating your brother thats why Matt

Matt: ...

Emmy: and we cant hurt him

i said on the verge of tears seeing i did really like him

Matt: your right

he says walking out the door closing it behind him.. i couldnt help but cry... as Madi walk in

Madi: I knew you would-... Emmy

Madi: whats going on love

she says as the she squat down next to me by the bed

Emmy: i-i like a boy i am not suppose to like

Madi: Chris..

Emmy: no... its...

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[cyberdragoninfinity]

How would you rank the barians from least favorite to most favorite

OK SO. IVE BEEN SITTING ON THIS ASK FOR WEEKS CUZ I WAS WAITING UNTIL I HAD ACTUALLY SEEN ALL SEVEN BARIAN EMPERORS IN ACTION. and now well im done watching the series SO!! im glad I waited because over the course of the back chunk of zexal ii my opinions on all the emperors got jostled around so much AND I ENDED UP LIKING ALL OF THEM A LOT. so i guess caveat for this list: love all 7 of these guys so much, definitely one of my favorite "factions" of yugioh characters. my fuckign kids

anyway, from 'least' to most favorite

7. Girag: THIS FEELS SO MEAN. SORRY GIRAG like I said i love 'em all but I guess he's the one I like the least, if only because his design is.... unfortunate. And his backstory is......................... unfortunate. They really said "this black character didn't actually do any of his supposed achievements; a literal tanuki did them for him" and called it a day huh HHFDGSDFG Yugioh Not Fantastic Moments but what can ya do. He's still fun. I love his dub voice I genuinely do wonder if it being a bit of a Rocky Balboa impression was a deliberate choice (since he's buddies with Alito Boxer Kiddo Extraordinare).

6. Dumon: AGAIN. A LITTLE MEAN. SORRY DUMON FDHGSG he's grown on me a BUNCH since I started z2 mostly because i lesbianpilled him in my brain but he's gotta be #6 because his Barian form is probably my LEAST favorite of the bunch. I'm not big on his very flat eyes but I do love the idea that they're because He Cant Fucking See. His human form is so fucking funny they really librarypilled this guy so hard. He's low on the list but still dear to me. Definite Zexal Real One.

5. Marin: GOD. RIOMARINMERAG. I LOVE HER. I REALLY DO. her Barian form's color palette is just gorgeous and she has an awesome ice motif and she's a COOL SPORTY JOCK and she LOVES HER BROTHER but my GOD she suffers from Girl in a Yugioh Series SO BAD. THIS POOR GIRL IS FRIDGED FOR LITERALLY OVER HALF THE SHOW!!!! she does 1-3 cool things and They Shred Like Hell but there's just barely enough of her in the show for her to really blossom into one of my top favs :( don't worry sweetheart im coming

4. Mizar: ok so now we're getting into the territory of where I Just Really Like These Guys. I didn't give a SHIT about MizarMizael until the Moon Duel, and then I proceeded to give SO many shits about him. What can I say.... sad kiddo YGO character backstory gets me every time. I love that he pulled an Aporia and face-turned and tried to take on the Big Bad but fumbled so fucking hard he died in one turn. His Barian form is ROUGH, THOUGH. HIS SHADES OF YELLOW ARE TOO FUCKING CLOSE TO EACH OTHER PUT SOME MORE GREEN AND RED IN THERE. Anyway. Been cooking a trans woman Mizar headcanon for a little while now. estrogen and hooves could have saved her.

3. Nasch: I. really like Shark. I'm still sorting out favorites in my mind but Shark is definitely in my Top Five and I like him as Nasch by extension. Definitely one of the coolest Yugioh Rivals by absolute far. His slow growth as Shark from Mean Bully to Guy Who Cares So Much About His Friends just GUTS me!! This is what ygo's all about babeyyy!!! And the sheer amount of AWFUL SHIT that happens to this kid, MY GOD. He loses his sister over and over again and ends up with SO MANY LIVES ON THE LINE it's a fucking wonder he didnt have a turbo emotional breakdown and collapse. Also I love when characters have species identity crisis and claim to throw their humanity away<3 I know that one <333 ALSO his color palette is really good, I wish his pants were dark though.

2. Alito: ALITOOOOOOOO ALITO MY BI ITALIAN REP. he is latino to me. as well. anyway Alito is also one of my Absolute Top Favorite Zexal Characters I fucking love him. I love Tough Guy Who Kids Love. I love his Battlin Boxers. I love his narrative parallels to Nistro (also one of my fav characters). I love both his forms!! His Barian color palette rocks. ALL OF HIS DUELS GO SO DAMN HARD ESPECIALLY THE MYTHIRIAN NUMBER ONE AND HIS 'CONTROLLED BY DON THOUSAN' DUEL. He's just so good!!! His dynamic with Yuma makes my brain spin around. I need to draw him for real so bad. I hope they put him in Duel Links soon I will whoop and cheer and clap.

cmon. gotta be basic here but you know it's VECTOR!!!!!!!!!!! God he might be. My most favorite Zexal character. He is certainly the one making me the Most insane. I feel like a version of me from a different dimension made this character in a lab just to psychologically torment me. He's BONKERS, he's FUNNY, he's SO OBSCENELY EXPRESSIVE IT'S INSANE, he LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY BESTIE'S BLORBO, he LOOKS LIKE MY ART STYLE. Absolute Dana Monster Perfect Storm thats destroyed my house and my brain. And then they had to go and make him SAD!!! JUST TAKE ME TO THE VET AND PUT ME DOWN, MAN!!! s-tier yugioh character. top tier favorites hall of famer. i love him to bits. half my screenshot folder looks like this now

[skxllbxnny]

If you have any ocs and you’re comfortable sharing I’d like to hear about them! No pressure!

[tumblr] stop trying to eat my inbox challenge impossible

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS IN MY HEAD U DONT EVEN GET IT ok maybe u do because i, unfortunately, havent been fixated on my ocs but instead fully on BATIM so oops

anyways ramble under the cut

OK OK SO FIRST OF ALL I LOVE YOU SECOND I HAVE A WORLD IN MY HEAD THAT I STARTED TO LIKE WRITE ABOUT IN MY SKETCHBOOK LMAO

ok so sanaa, a fennsang- a hybrid between a banded linsang(sort of like a weasel, theyre really cool) and a fennec fox- is like the protag of this world. she was my brainrot for a year but uh i kind of maybe lost that spark

(i cant find any art of her but itd be like really old<///3)

i also had cody, an african wild dog!

i do not like my old art style but i love my little trans man ghjdbfjejfbr . anyways i also designed Maou/Mawu, an african moon goddess, and tried my best to do research on animals associated with her, as well as the blood moon festival. ofc, i was young and probably missed so many details, so please forgive my ignorance as i know i cant do it justice

i wrote, " in central africa, at the festival of the blood moon. Taking place every 30 years it is celebrated to welcome the Moon goddess, Mawu(Maou), from her 30-year slumber. It lasts the whole night, from 2:00 p.m. to 4:00 a.m. food and drinks are sold at stalls for a certain amount of bugs. Some bugs are more valuable than others." the bug part is my universe thing, obviously, theyre like a type of currency for most critters- another type is kelp or mushrooms, sort of like trading- but ofc its not exactly like real-life currency. another passage on a different page is " the moon parade, also called Mawoo, is a parade/festival celebrated all throughout Central africa, mainly in nigeria, where the canines gathered together to howl to awaken her(Mawu)" obv i put like worldbuilding there but i sort of feel like it isnt,, idk. i dont think i should have based it that closely on a real-life thing idk idk heres an old drawing

i was so proud at the time but i wanna redraw these goobers fjejbfje. actually brb gonna do tht

hi im back like an hour later with sketches tweehee

much better i think :)

anywayswhere was i,,,, uh. ok anyways moving on ig? sanaa's parents met at this festival and they were like yea we vibe together. jakob(linsang dad) and feechi(fennec mom) ((can u tell im not good at names fjejfn)) and they settled down in south africa to have a kid and raise it properly kind of thing. sanaa grows up alright, the kind of kid that like,,, wanders around her neighborhood, picking up sticks and rocks, throwing them at the ground from the top of a tree she climbed because you stopped looking at her for 2 seconds

so lne day she meets cody, because she accidentally threw a stick at him she wasnt looking. so they were like. yeah we r friends now :)

they grow up together, get an apartment and are ROOMIE BUDDIES when they turn like 20 cos its fun. insert angst insert angst and suddenly the town is in hysteria and THATS WHERE I STOPPED WRITING NOOOO :(