#my brain is odd

[injuries-in-dust]

Just started watching Delicious in Dungeon (about 12 episodes in) and here are my impressions of the characters if we popped them into DND, because that's how my brain works.

Laios - Human, Champion Fighter. Wisdom is his dump stat (poor insight) but he's profient in perception. (Example: identifying different monsters just by the sound of their footsteps.)

Falin - Human, Cleric of the Arcana Domain. I think her wisdom is decent but intelligence is her dump stat. She knows the countryside (survival is wisdom) and she figured the circle of life thing going on in that little cave/dungeon she found in her school years (nature is wisdom.) But she seemed to spend little actual time paying attention in that school.

Marcille - Half elf, Necromancer Wizard. With the Magic Initiate feat to get Cure Wounds from the Cleric spell list. High intelligence, low wisdom. Sage background. She only knows what she's read in books. She didn't even know raspberries were perfectly safe to eat!

Chilchuck - Halfling (lightfoot), Rogue thief.

Senshi - Dwarf (Hill), Gloom Stalker Ranger. With the Chef feat. He's probably a hermit background.

[dorothyposting]

Don't know what brought the thought on but

Transformation through possession is real fucking hot

Getting possessed by a ghost only to be made seven feet tall, have tits larger than watermelons, and have animal features?

Sign me the fuck up horny ghost

I don't even care if you jerk me off and make me whimper and squirm while doing it

[oldfangirl81]

I laugh every time I go to verify that the head of LAFD is called The Fire Chief because it shows who is currently in charge. And their last name makes me think of Supernatural.

Current head of the real LAFD Chief Crowley.

[simm-mouse]

Ever since I started rewatching the Venture Bros while also being obsessed with sims, I thought about how Pete White reminds me of Johnny but just as an albino man. Now I can't unsee it

Just swap his skin and eyes, dye the hair blonde, and boom it's Johnny

[salty-trainer]

I am not a vegan or vegetarian, nor do I believe I will ever become one, but I find it funny how people get mad at vegans for adding things to their food that makes it taste like something else like "Argh, if you wanna eat your greens, then eat your greens!" But we as a society are cool with flavoring things like noodles, or milk, or protein powder when they're still edible without the flavorings.

[egophiliac]

was this anyone else's first thought, or

[shrimpyjackal]

Hazel and timmy 😲✨

He gives me the vibes of an uncle that you met 2 times, but man that was awesome

[carlyraejepsenponderstheorb]

I had the strangest dream last night. I was in the army but it was in the future. We had to do mock battles with aliens? And the aliens were our allies but we all had instructions to hold back so they wouldn’t know how capable we were. And when the mock battles were over I realized I had some sort of alien parasite, and then a very very pretty doctor made me a cure.

[nastiiuu]

Hear me out: Weapon Master Timmy Turner and his Weapons are Cosmo and Wanda's true forms 👀

[the-barefoot-hatter]

Pyramid Steve's favourite treat is pre-1982 pennies

(Ford slooooowly starting to realize his muse of infinite knowledge might, in fact, be a dumbass.)

[river-blue]

They make me sick

[lunar-eclipseee]

peri can you stop talking I’m playing dress to impress

[copypastus]

Feyre's selective hearing is the origin of my villain arc.

[dilfmobius]

"Existence is chaos. Nothing makes any sense so we try to make some sense of it. And I'm just lucky the chaos I emerged into gave me all of this. My own glorious purpose." LOKI 1x02 - The Variant

[fatedroses]

This entire thing kinda spiraled from Zenos and him struggling to remember names, so I decided to give Adventurer!Zenos a section of his journal that basically ends up as his own version of the codex lol

[thunderstomm]

Devzel family dressed up as Coswan family !! 💚🩷💜