#my brain is odd

[injuries-in-dust]

Just started watching Delicious in Dungeon (about 12 episodes in) and here are my impressions of the characters if we popped them into DND, because that's how my brain works.

Laios - Human, Champion Fighter. Wisdom is his dump stat (poor insight) but he's profient in perception. (Example: identifying different monsters just by the sound of their footsteps.)

Falin - Human, Cleric of the Arcana Domain. I think her wisdom is decent but intelligence is her dump stat. She knows the countryside (survival is wisdom) and she figured the circle of life thing going on in that little cave/dungeon she found in her school years (nature is wisdom.) But she seemed to spend little actual time paying attention in that school.

Marcille - Half elf, Necromancer Wizard. With the Magic Initiate feat to get Cure Wounds from the Cleric spell list. High intelligence, low wisdom. Sage background. She only knows what she's read in books. She didn't even know raspberries were perfectly safe to eat!

Chilchuck - Halfling (lightfoot), Rogue thief.

Senshi - Dwarf (Hill), Gloom Stalker Ranger. With the Chef feat. He's probably a hermit background.

[the-crow-caws-witch]

Sometimes my brain does questionable things

For instance...

I've correlated WWDITS characters with the different Papas from Ghost..

Papa "Primo" Emeritus I: Baron Afanas

Elder, probably a housewife, can and will kill you, loves flowers, knows the most about the occult, will host the illest parties, fam is fam

Papa "Secondo" Emeritus 2: Simon the Devious

Loves the ladies, needs to have the last laugh, bit of a tosser but fuck if it ain't funny, probably has real shit luck tho, doesn't trust witches

Papa "Terzo" Emeritus III: Lazlo Cravensworth

Absolute legend, ladies man/mans man, loves himself, will fuck anything bipedal with legs probably, dapper AF, probably a great dad, nat 20 on alllll charisma rolls and saves

Frater Imperator/ Papa Emeritus IV/ Cardinal Copia: Guillermo de la Cruz

Doesn't quite fit in with the rest, is actually quite smart, tries a bitttt too hard to fit in, probably has daddy issues, his peers are his idols, needs more self esteem

Bonus!

Papa Nihil: Nandor the Relentless

Thinks he's the leader (he's not), probably means well, still kinda stuck in the past, punch first ask questions later, apologizes but he doesn't mean it

Sister Imperator: The Guide

Is done with your shit, invisible until convenient, Group Mom™️, sleeping with the big guy, everyone thinks they wear the pants but it's actually her calling the shots, is DONE with your shitttt

Lemme know what yall think!

Clearly I have problems

[c3nobit3s]

It's always lovely when his eyes search for me in a crowd of people. It's like the timing is always perfect because each time we catch each other's stare..

[dorothyposting]

Don't know what brought the thought on but

Transformation through possession is real fucking hot

Getting possessed by a ghost only to be made seven feet tall, have tits larger than watermelons, and have animal features?

Sign me the fuck up horny ghost

I don't even care if you jerk me off and make me whimper and squirm while doing it

[oldfangirl81]

I laugh every time I go to verify that the head of LAFD is called The Fire Chief because it shows who is currently in charge. And their last name makes me think of Supernatural.

Current head of the real LAFD Chief Crowley.

[fakevariety]

what the hell is wrong with me because whenever i see some kind of media about a character who struggles with mental health issues and i like how it is done i'm like 'oh wow yeah this is good i like it' but then i'm like 'wait but idk, what if people who can relate to the characters' experiences think it was done badly' like bitch what are you talking about you are one of 'the people'. you're allowed to relate to this your opinions and thoughts are valid 😭😭

[salty-trainer]

I am not a vegan or vegetarian, nor do I believe I will ever become one, but I find it funny how people get mad at vegans for adding things to their food that makes it taste like something else like "Argh, if you wanna eat your greens, then eat your greens!" But we as a society are cool with flavoring things like noodles, or milk, or protein powder when they're still edible without the flavorings.

[egophiliac]

was this anyone else's first thought, or

[valentimmy]

aerith and her evil sister 🥀🥀

[shrimpyjackal]

Hazel and timmy 😲✨

He gives me the vibes of an uncle that you met 2 times, but man that was awesome

[nastiiuu]

Hear me out: Weapon Master Timmy Turner and his Weapons are Cosmo and Wanda's true forms 👀

[the-barefoot-hatter]

Pyramid Steve's favourite treat is pre-1982 pennies

(Ford slooooowly starting to realize his muse of infinite knowledge might, in fact, be a dumbass.)

[troubldteenz]

man my head hurts.. I must’ve passed out or something… how did thi

GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY

[river-blue]

They make me sick

[lunar-eclipseee]

peri can you stop talking I’m playing dress to impress

[copypastus]

Feyre's selective hearing is the origin of my villain arc.