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#my boy is the saying
pingvin-king · 7 days
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[workmate getting me to play GTA V]
workmate: it’s so fun, you can customise your own character! my character looks like me but with a bob haircut
me: that’s neat haha
also me: *receives a vision™️ of my gta oc and spends a while in designing him. also immediately develops his personality and character lore*
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ratt-teeth · 9 months
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my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM
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oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing
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taffywabbit · 9 months
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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votive-candle · 24 days
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29 / 08 / 2024 🪩💪🏽🌈
this is one of the stupidest things ive ever come up with! 💘
#suggestive #nsfw talk
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oifaaa · 4 months
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I will say despite all my issues with the new boy wonder issue this panel is so funny as Jason basically went
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warriorblood1 · 10 months
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im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game
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abracadaze · 2 years
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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 15 days
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It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!
(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)
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many-gay-magpies · 3 months
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my favorite cricket bat-wielding bisexual ♥️
+ some other background variants
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a-jasminator · 3 months
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Edwin Payne is my favorite Disney princess
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kenchann · 5 months
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king of snork mimimimimi-ing
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lautums · 6 months
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I A HOMO. 2 REÁL IS 2 REÁL !
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danibee33 · 4 months
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arealtrashact · 1 year
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Trained animal
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twisted-deal · 5 months
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They're bound to run out of good board games at soMe point
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haunted-xander · 5 months
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Well, I guess you didn't have much of a choice either
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