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Not a USPS worker here! They bring packages to me to eat whenever I get humgry
USPS employee out in the ether here
Can you help me understand how something coming from Tennessee to New York
Has to make a pitstop in Colorado?
#oopsies#sorry#*I swallow a package shaped lump*#my bad gang#:P#......Can I get another one?#literally any reddit user responding to a question
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weezer boobs
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Some underrated moments in book 2
🤍 When Xie Lian admitted if it weren't for his cultivation method, he 100% would've read the smut mortals write about Pei Ming already.
🤍 When Xie Lian described Mu Qing as a ✨Standard Pretty Boy™✨
🤍 The way Fangxin MOANED when Xie Lian took it in his hand after hundreds of years of separation.
🤍 Mu qing's worst fear being muddy scalies.
🤍 Qi Rong's poetic soliloquy about STDs.
🤍 When Shi Qingxuan disarmed Feng Xin, a powerful martial god with centuries worth of experience, just by running into him tits first.
(Book 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
#honorable mention: when hua cheng gave a literal object the NASTIEST side eye for enjoying gege's grip too much#you wish that was you huh#can't say i don't get mu qing tho those things are built the wrong type of different#excited for the next novel hope some of the goofiness carries on#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#xie lian#pei ming#mu qing#fang xin#qi rong#shi qingxuan#feng xin#i don't have one of these for book 1 cause i read that over the course of 3 months#my bad gang
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Could you please draw Hiccup sitting on Astrid's lap? With her chin resting on his hair?
Some good old Astrid whump 🤗 it’s up to you what she’s upset about
#Was half way through drawing this and realised I got who’s chin was resting on who’s hair wrong#uh#my bad gang#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup#hiccup haddock#astrid#astrid Hofferson#hiccup x astrid#astrid x hiccup#hiccstrid#biblically accurate hiccstrid#httyd hiccup#httyd Astrid#httyd art#my artwork#artist#artists on tumblr#art#my art#digital art#buffstrid#buff astrid#twinkcup#twink hiccup#hehahahah#I still giggle at that tag#hiccup httyd#astrid httyd
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notice how every ship in arcane is bangers, even the crackships, like frfr
#arcane#banger#ships#jayvik#melvik#meljay#timebomb#caitvi#skyvik#seviktor#my bad gang#its for reach ;)
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Some twitter requests
#homestuck#theres more to come#im just sleepy rn#my bad gang#rosemary#rose lalonde#kanaya maryam#equidave#equius zahhak#dave strider
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i forgor to post my heket and leshy designs whoops lmao
theyre completely unfinished but uhh uhhm runs away
#my bad gang#cotl#cotl heket#cotl leshy#cult of the lamb#leshy is one of my favourites ngl#only below plimbo#funny boat man#ik leshy's sposed to be a worm but i dont really care#hes a bush to me#my stuff
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This has been the mood this past month or two LOL
I’ve got asks to get caught up on ngl, I’m sorry y’all 😭🫶🏽
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Happy Pride Month to my wife, Vetra Nyx

#reuploaded with the correct pride flag because someone on Reddit pointed out putting a lesbian flag on Vetra comes off as bi erasure#my bad gang#I’d never erase your bisexuality Vetra 🤲#do you know how strong your WLW thoughts have to be to forget about bi/pan erasure?#Vetra nyx#mass effect andromeda#MeA#wayward is queer posting#I’m pansexual#mass effect#turian#turians#aliens#gaming#BioWare
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who is up dunking they knee rn 🤣 (im so funny)
anyways heres blackstar as duncan and tsubaki as courtney :3 + wip

#duncan might wear shorts but his legs are too short i genuinely cant tell#my bad gang#courtneys face killing me why she doesnt gaf 😭#total drama fanart#soul eater au#soul eater#td courtney#duncan td#td duncan#total drama courtney#duncney#sort of
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Can you please do something with NUzi for the writing prompt thing? I don't care which one, my only request is some good fluff!
Oh, my turn to decide! Okay! Uuuh, let’s go wiiith…
18. “You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen” and 21. “I’m better when I’m with you.”
Genre: Fluff
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It had been at least a year since the end of everything. Uzi was learning how to deal with Solver basically being the voice in her head, and N was learning how to fit into the drone colony.
But right now, none of that mattered. N got to hang out with his girlfriend. That’s all he cared about.
The two were walking about outside the bunker, walking up and down the streets of the abandoned city. Ever since the planet had been taken apart and then put back together, it was like all of the radiation dispersed into space, causing their usual eternal winter to come to an end, and giving them seasons back.
A while ago, many worker drones had gone out of their way to plant some trees, though it was mostly the adult worker drones, having missed the look of them before the core collapsed. Even Miss Dorman helped, despite never seeing them either.
The radiation still stuck in the soil had enhanced how quickly the trees grew somehow — though N nor Uzi were going to question it.
Now, it was fall. The ground was covered in dried leaves, and the trees were beautiful shades of orange and red and brown. N loved it. It reminded him of his time at the mansion.
When he’d seen all of the crunchy leaves on the ground, he rushed inside the bunker as fast as he could, flying down the corridors excitedly and dodging around Worker Drones, probably scaring them out of their casings.
His wings disappeared in front of her hab, causing him to crash inches away, though he quickly scrambled to his feet and ran back to it, opening the door.
“Uzi!” He yelled excitedly into the room.
Khan, who had been sitting at the dinner table with Nori on his head, jumped, nearly falling out of his chair.
“Oh my robo-god!” He exclaimed.
“Oops! Sorry, Mister and Misses Doorman!”
“N? What’re you doing here?” Uzi asked, exiting her room.
N grinned seeing her, rushing forward and grabbing her by the wrist, rushing back out of the hab.
“I’m gonna borrow Uzi for a bit! Okaybyeee!” He called into the hab as Uzi yelped behind him.
“N!-“ Uzi exclaimed, “What are you so excited about?”
“Outside! The leaves! It’s autumn, Uzi! It’s autumn!” He exclaimed.
“Oh! In that case— Race ya!” Uzi said as her purple and yellow wings sprouted from her back, forcing her forward and in front of N.
N laughed. “Oh you’re so on!” He said competitively, using the boosts in his wings to send him forward. He heard Uzi exclaim some kind of profanity behind him.
Eventually he made it to the front bunker doors again, accidentally slamming into it.
Uzi landed behind him as he peeled off of it, landing on his back on the floor.
She crossed her arms and leaned forward, above his face.
“You won, but at what cost?”
“The cost of my schnose….” N whined.
Uzi giggled and walked over to the controls to press the button which opened the door.
A gust of wind blasted through the doors as N stood up, autumn leaves being blown in from the outside.
Uzi’s eyebrows raised, amazed by the beauty of the leaves. She slowly stepped out, looking around at all of the colors.
N grinned and followed her out, standing beside her with his hands on his hip.
“Amazing, right?” N said proudly.
“I’ve never seen anything so pretty before,” Uzi admitted blankly.
“Wanna go play in it?”
“YES!” Uzi immediately ran forward, belly flopping into a pile of them.
N yelped, then laughed.
“Where did you go? You disappeared!” N said through his laughter.
Uzi popped her head up from the pile, her sunset eyes reflecting back at him.
“Here!” She said through her giggles. Leaves poked out of her beanie and her hair, her hair dirty and messy now.
N’s core fluttered at the sight. She was so cute and pretty… Time and time again, he’d be reminded of how he would do anything for her.
Uzi dove into another pile of leaves, disappearing beneath them.
“Let me join in!” N said excitedly, leaping in after her.
Uzi yelped and scrambled out of the pile before he landed, laughing.
“You fool! You’ve fallen for my trap!” Uzi announced, jumping on him with her signature cackle.
“Aaah! Nooo!” N cried playfully, giggling as she landed on top of them.
They began to grapple, laughing as they wrestled in the leaves, both of them getting covered in crushed leaves and sticks.
After a while, Uzi ended up sitting on his chest, holding his arms beside his head as their giggles slowly calmed down.
They stared into each other’s eyes, the stars glistening above them. The moon perfectly aligned behind Uzi’s head, giving her a halo of light.
N admired her. She was adorable and goofy and weird and fantastic. Others in her school would call her cringe, but to him— she was anything but. She was wonderful. She was everything. She was perfect.
“You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen,” N said, his voice soft and whimsical.
Uzi’s eyebrows raised, blush spreading across her face. She put her hand on his face and looked away bashfully.
“Shut up,” She mumbled.
N chuckled, gently taking her wrist and pulling it away. “I mean it! You’re so amazing and pretty. It’s impossible to put into words how much I love you.”
“Oh my god N stop!!!” Uzi bapped his face, her blush becoming stronger.
“But it’s true!” N said, putting his hands under her armpits and picking her up. He sat up, placing her in his lap, then cupped her face in his hands.
“You’re my whole world, Uzi. I’m… I’m better when I’m with you.”
Uzi paused for a moment, staring into her eyes.
“Nah, N. You’re better no matter what. And, um… I love you too, dork.” Uzi glanced away, furrowing her brows.
N grinned, then kissed her cheek.
Uzi couldn’t help but smile.
“…Now back to wrestling!” N said excitedly, shoving Uzi down.
Uzi yelped, then giggled. “No fair!”
They giggled and laughed along, wrestling and running around in the fall leaves, jumping into piles and throwing them at each other until sunrise, nothing but joy and whimsy coursing through the both of them.
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SO SORRY THIS TOOK 80 BILLION YEARS... Also the setting is based off of a little idea had. Solver must be so mad it accidentally restored the planet lmaoooo. ANYWAY HOPE U ENJOY!!!!!
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Prompt Post! Lizzy x Doll; "Stay with me forever"/"Because I love you!" N x V; "I thought you didn't want me"/"Why haven't you kissed me yet?" V x Thad; "I'm in love with you" V x Thad "I missed you so much"/"I can't stay away from you" N x Thad; "Can I kiss you?" N x Thad; "I want you. Only you." V x Thad; "I thought you didn't want me." Sam x Uzi; "The way I feel with you"/"I can't stay away from you." Uzi x Thad; "Please don't leave me"/"I'll always love you" N x Thad; "Please marry me"/"Why haven't you kissed me yet?" N x Uzi; "You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen"/"I'm better when I'm with you" <- You are here! J x Thad; "Please don't leave me"/"I'm better when I'm with you."
#sappyprompts#nuzi#biscuitbites#murder drones#murder drones fanfic#murder drones fanfiction#uzi doorman#uzi murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi md#md uzi#n x uzi#uzi x n#serial designation n#murder drones n#n murder drones#n md#md n#this is a ship that i don’t do a lot in#not because i dislike it or anything#but because there’s so much content on it#that im like#no need to feed nuzi nation they are fed enough#and also#i don’t focus on n and uzi as much as other characters#so uh.#my bad gang#writers on tumblr
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WOOHOO ART DUMP TIME!!!









#Yeah that's a TV girl references#regretevator#regretevator roblox#roblox regretevator#gasa4#gasa4 snackcore#get a snack at 4am#roblox art#roblox#roblox games#regretevator poob#party noob#regretevator party noob#regretevator partynoob#poob regretevator#party noob regretevator#regretevator infected#infected regretevator#infected x poob#partyskater#gasa4 party person#pest regretevator#regretevator pest#gasa4 cashier#Guh.... Thas a lotta tags#My bad gang
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(Uncensored version under the cut! There's some pretty heavy illustrated gore, so if you think that will be upsetting or you won't be able to stomach it, it's all good. Feel free to click for better quality.)
I love me some angst, especially when it's coming in the form of remorse from a chaos god of the universe who's not supposed to feel that way about mortal beings that should matter far less to him.
Do not get used to seeing Q like this because I cannot draw that man accurately worth a damn unfortunately.
#star trek#star trek tng#tng#star trek fanart#digital art#my art#digital artist#digital illustration#art on tumblr#artist#art#artists on tumblr#my artwork#angst art#picard#q#q star trek#qcard#you ever draw something so god awful you gotta take a turn around the room#like really sit and reflect for a minute#that was me#this is very viscerally upsetting#my bad gang
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ONE (1) PERSON JUST LIKED THIS REBLOG FROM FOREVER AGO AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE VALIDATED
I seriously thought this was such a funny joke, in retrospect I don't think a lot of the tumblr batman fandom knows who Fredric Wertham is, let alone what Seduction of the Innocence is and how influential it is to modern comics ESPECIALLY batman.
#maybe it just wasnt funny tho😔#srsly tho modern batman wouldnt have been modern batman without the allegations#i dont think i knew atp how little the fandom can know about the source material and history of batman#my bad gang#batman#dc#dc comics#batfam#bruce wanye
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✦ happy birthday.
⤷ synopsis: an extremely late shoto birthday post, featuring your kid. (i sincerely apologise, i was meant to write this like last week, but BAM! exams. whoopsies. either way, take it or leave it. happy one month late birthday, shoto.)
⤷ a/n : for some unknown reason all the dividers i had in my photos literally just disappeared? i have no idea where they all went. I had so many cute ones, someone pls give me purple dividers i'm begging. anyways here, take a cute dad shoto on his birthday
⤷ warnings : fluff, f!reader, dad!shoto, husband! shoto, you have a daughter called rumi (but feel free to change the name in your head), absolutely not proofread—what are we expecting?, an unfortunate mention of endeavour, long as FUCK, i don't know what else to include ngl, bonus little smut piece at the end but you can skip over that if you want (it doesn't contribute to the plot)
january 11th. 26 years ago, one of the top Pro Heroes was born-who just so happens to also be your best friend, partner-in-crime, husband, and father of your gorgeous baby girl.
he's never been excited about his birthday (you can thank his father for that) but as the years go by, you're determined to change this—you know you can't alter the past and the memories that come with his prior birthdays, but the pen is in your hands now, and you can write your future. so, when he's out on his last-minute patrol of the city, you're decorating the house for his arrival. you went out the day prior under the pretence of "shopping for rumi", and instead went to go buy him a lot of gifts. he can never have too much, you think; he deserves it all. especially this year, marking the peak of his career and his first birthday with your daughter.
he comes home just moments after you finish setting everything up, and you can hear the house keys rattle in the door. you grin, quickly picking your daughter up—who you dressed up in his merch that looks like his hero costume—and checking your face in the mirror. the door opens as he's putting the keys back in his pocket. "my—Jesus Christ," his announcement of his arrival is cut short as he looks up and at all of the decorations you worked so hard to make absolutely perfect. he looks so in awe, exactly like a little kid who just stepped foot into his own birthday party—which this pretty much is. the house—mainly the living room—is decorated in hues of red and white and gold, the coffee table sporting gifts galore, plus a bouquet of red and white roses (that you arranged meticulously so that the white roses form a heart) with a small card embedded in the middle.
"surprise!" you quickly walk up to him, pressing a fat kiss to his cheek. your daughter reaches out for her dad with her baby hands, and he immediately takes her into his arms, studying her little outfit with the widest smile on his face. "happy birthday, baby."
"i don't—my love, why?" he's dumbfounded as he stares down at rumi whilst bringing her to his chest, who in response just grips at his hero costume in her tight, tiny little fists.
"what do you mean 'why'?" you tilt your head, still smiling at him fondly.
"because... god, love, i don't even like my birthday, and you've gone and done all this," he waves his free hand with a flourish, gesturing at all your decorations you so liberally put up.
"but birthday's are a thing to celebrate, shoto," you say as you dragged him over to the couch by his arm. "listen, i know you didn't have the best birthdays growing up. i mean, they were just treated as every other day, and that's why i want to change that. that's why i always try and go extra, just for you."
"i don't—" he starts, trying to say how he 'doesn't deserve it', but you cut him off.
"shush, you do deserve it, i don't wanna hear otherwise," you put your foot down on the matter, not leaving room for discussion over it. he leans back against the sofa cushions and taking a moment again to take in everything you did. for him. for his birthday. he subconsciously spins the band that sits perfectly on his left ring finger, like he's reminding himself that you're his, that you seriously did this. your daughter also looks around the room with her big, wide eyes, but they're more so on the gold of the wrapping paper.
you bring forward the bouquet from the table. "you always get me flowers, but i feel like i don't get you them enough. so, here you go. flowers," you push them towards him, but you then realise you're missing an important detail. "oh right, the child. swapsies?"
he chuckles at your request, nodding slightly. you set the bouquet down beside him on the couch, taking your daughter from his arms whilst he takes the bouquet. his eyes immediately fall onto the card concealed inside the gold envelope, and he plucks it out carefully. the envelope reads 'My dear husband’, on the front in neat handwriting, and he looks up at you.
"what? it's a card. you can't have a birthday without a card," you plop yourself next to him as he gently opens the card, and rumi's hands immediately go to the discarded envelope. “i pulled out my best handwriting for this.”
“my, your best handwriting? for me? i’m touched, my love. truly,” he laughs, pulling out the card inside. and he runs his finger over it before opening the card, reading its contents. you bounce rumi on your knee as he does—for some reason, you feel like a teenager watching her crush read the confession note she put in his locker, and the way he’s scanning over the words over and over again is honestly making you a little nervous. but he smiles after a moment of reading, and leans over to kiss the side of your head. “you’re cute,” he mumbles against your hair, going to put the card back in the envelope.
“shut up,” you mumble. “wait, don’t put the card back yet. look inside the envelope again,” you tell him, intently watching his face for his reaction when he looks inside.
he looks at you confused before placing the card down beside him (he ends up putting it on the coffee table once he sees your baby reach for it, however. he doesn’t want it to suffer the same fate as the now ripped and slightly chewed envelope, he wants to cherish the letters inside for a little while longer, at least) and looking in the envelope again. two polaroids sit inside, and he pulls them out. “what are these?”
“polaroids,” you say simply.
“i’m aware. i meant as in the phot—” he cuts himself off once he flips one of them around so he can properly look at the picture on it. it’s a picture of you and him at his fourth birthday, sitting side by side as he blows out the candles on his small little cake. you’re wearing a party hat and a toothy smile, and he’s smiling softly. it wasn’t the best day of his life, you both could say that much; the party was only thrown because it was the day he was to get his quirk, and his father—dressed in a reputation he so desperately wanted to build—had invited every parent in his kindergarten class, which included you. endeavour wanted to boast about his youngest son’s quirk to all the other parents, but you were one of the only kids there who actually wanted to be there, everyone else just wanted to go home. most did, actually.
he looks starstruck as he looks down at the polaroid, a little confused as to where you even attained this, even. he sighs softly, running his thumb over your face. “you were cute back then,” he comments, to which you raise an eyebrow teasingly.
“you saying i’m not cute now, shoto?”
“that’s not what i meant and you know it, sweetheart. you’re always cute, you were just cuter back then.”
“excuses,” you mutter playfully before turning the other polaroid around. it’s a picture of his mother in the hospital, carefully cradling a swaddled-shoto against her chest.
“okay, one question before anything else. where the hell did you get these?” he turns his head to look at you fully. you shrug.
“your sister.”
“checks out,” he grumbles before studying the photo again.
“apparently, according to her, this was taken by touya,” he freezes at the mention of his eldest brother. “apparently. i don’t know how true that is, i didn’t press, but see that smudge looking thing in the corner? that’s his thumb. probably. again, how would i know?”
he looks to the right corner and, sure enough, there is a blur of something there. he lets out a breath. “touya, of all people, touya took the first photo of me?” he mumbles, studying the picture once more before tucking both of them, and the card, back into the envelope. he places it, along with the flowers, back on the coffee table and then pulls you into his side, holding you and rumi close.
“thank you, love. really,” he mumbles against your head, pressing gentle kisses to it.
“happy birthday, shoto,” you whisper, and rumi babbles into the conversation, to which you both silently laugh at.
BONUS. (smut ahead) (wow first smut post)
⤷ everyone is over 18!!!!!!!!, f/afab!reader, fingering, oral sex (f receiving), shoto’s a cocky (haha get it) little shit, penetration, tits? is that a warning?, literally made up as i go, first time like properly writing smut pls bear with me i have no idea what the fuck i’m doing, say it with me: shoto’s a little shit, kinda rushed this part cause i really wanna sleep
at this point, the sun had set. the three of you went out to a restaurant (which you paid for, obviously) and ate to your hearts content—although your daughter just had milk, but the way she conked out during the drive back was more than enough evidence that she, too, was full—and then did the whole cake thing after putting rumi to sleep in her nursery. now, you find yourself laying in the middle of your bed with shoto attacking your neck and chest with kisses, plus the occasional nip here and there.
how did you get here, exactly?
“i don’t need thanking, shoto. i feel like a broken record saying that, just shut your mouth and accept this,” you huff as you tell him for what seems like the fiftieth time. your husband’s so set on ‘showing you his gratitude’, as he puts it, and as much as you try to refuse, you know shoto will get his way. he always does, no matter what you do. the minute you guys walked into your bedroom, his lips were crashing on yours as he walked you both backwards to the bed. his hand stayed planted on the back of your head, tilting it slightly to deepen the kiss before he was pushing you back onto the mattress and moving on top of you, straddling your legs to keep them down as he removed your top, revealing your bare torso under. he ran his hands over the newly-exposed skin gently, his calloused fingertips sending shivers through you.
and now this is where you are—under him as he moves down your body, practically worshiping every inch, committing all of it to memory.
“i think you should be shutting your mouth. you’ve done way more than enough for me today, it’s wrong not to thank the provider,” he hums against your skin, hooking his fingers into the waistband of both your leggings and panties. “may i?” he asks as he straightens up and looks you straight in the eye, his voice a little softer, yet still tinged with that lingering desire.
you swallow as you look up at him. he knows what he’s doing, you know that he knows what he’s doing. he has that slightly cocky look on his face, the one that says he’s so aware he already has slick looking in your panties just from a little bit of making out, and yet he has the audacity to ask you if he can take them off. the audacity to think you’re gonna say no—you’re already nodding, even though you know he’d do it anyway, and soon enough, the last bit of your clothing is joining the shirt your husband so elegantly discarded to the floor.
he spreads your legs just that little bit wider, running two fingers through your folds, your pussy already dripping for him. he smiles at the sight. “see? you do want me to show my appreciation, don’t deny it,” he teases, and you open your mouth to respond, but the words are queued behind a moan as those two fingers are thrust into you without warning, curling up immediately to rub against your g-spot. fuck him and his ability to navigate your body so damn well, you think, but god does it feel too good to even try and curse him out. but just as you go to moan for more, his fingers slip out of you, and you whine at the loss of friction.
he raises an eyebrow at your little noise, then shakes his head before pulling you closer to the edge of the mattress by your hips and sinking to his knees in front of you, between your legs. he slowly, slowly, kisses up the length of the inside of your thighs, and just when you think he’s actually going to put his mouth where you want—need—him to, he just pulls further back.
“shoto, i swear to god if you don’t put that mouth o—fuck,” he cuts you off quickly with a soft yet firm suck on your clit, making you mewl in response.
“what was that?” he pulls away, looking up at you from between to your thighs.
“nothing. never mind. i retract my statement.”
“that’s what i thought. let me enjoy my gift,” he says annoyingly calmly, as if he’s not torturing the life out of you. that paired with his smooth, low voice reaching your ears as he says that just serves to turn you on more. and then his tongue is running up your slit, the contact causing your hand to fly up and into his hair. he laughs against your core, the vibrations coursing through you like electricity as he laps at your juices.
it doesn’t take long for you to be writhing on the bed, and your back arches deeply when he returns his fingers inside you again, and it’s like he’s on a mission to make you come quickly. his fingers curl in that same, skilled way as his mouth makes quick work of your clit. shoto’s a tease, that’s well known, but what he also is right now is desperate. the moment he stepped through the front door that afternoon, his mind immediately thought of how well he’s going to fuck you.
the more logical side of his brain is telling him to get you to come first, but his dick says otherwise with the way it’s straining against his boxers, having made quick work of his trousers whilst kissing your body. he doesn’t listen to his brain this time; standing up, he pulls his boxers down and runs the head through your wetness before stroking it a couple times. his breathing is deep, laboured yet controlled—a stark contrast to your short, shallow breaths. his eyes are locked on your tits as you take those breaths, his free hand going to one of them to knead and tug at your hardened nipple. you mewl, the short and sweet sound turning into a loud moan as his cock sheathes itself inside of you fully, his hips meeting yours as he bottoms out in one deep stroke. he lets out a sharp breath, groaning at the feeling of your walls, warm and wet, clenching around him.
“fuck, i missed this,” he curses, his head tilting back slightly as he begins to move, pulling back to just the tip before slamming into you once again, the hand playing with your breast clamping over your mouth before you’re able to cry out again. “i hope you’re aware of the child in the other room.”
you just nod, it’s all you’re able to do now with his hand tight over your mouth, and you bite your tongue to keep from moaning. a small part of you wants to curse at him for reminding you of that fact right now, but the bigger part of you is already drunk on his cock as he drags it through your cunt in that pace that allows you to feel every inch, every ridge. but that’s just the start; it’s not long before he abandons all care and starts fucking you properly, the pace of his hips increasing with every muffled noise you make. he watches your hands gripping the sheets below you, but he doesn’t like that. instead he takes your hand in his and interlocks your fingers, keeping it pinned by your side. it acts as an anchor, as something for you to hold on to as he fucks you. periodically, he’ll squeeze it three times—your little way of saying ‘i love you’—but you barely notice it as your vision already starts to blur.
your back bows off the bed as you near your orgasm, your eyes squeezing shut and brimming with un-shed tears whilst stars dance behind your eyelids. he smiles again when he realises this, when he feels the way your pussy tightens around his length, and he can already tell that he definitely won’t be far behind once you do come. his hand leaves yours momentarily, just to press on your stomach to keep your body still against the mattress, but the feeling of his large hand splayed and applying pressure to the majority of your lower stomach is enough to get you to almost choke on a moan and come almost instantly around his cock without any further warning.
he lets out a guttural groan from deep within him when your walls close in on him intensely, still slamming into you with intense fervour a few more times before he leans down and presses his forehead against yours, mumbling out a spew of ‘i love you’s and ‘you’re so good for me, s’good, the best pussy, the best birthday present’ before removing his hands from your mouth just to shut you up again by pressing his lips against yours messily as he comes, filling you up.
you both sink—you into the mattress and him sinking on top of your body, his chest pressed against yours as he’s still kissing you sloppily. after a second of silence (that’s actually not silent and just filled with heavy breathing from both of you), he smiles against your mouth before pulling back just slightly to whisper to you. “tha—” you don’t let him get a word in, just tilting your head up to meet his lips with yours one more time, and then back.
“i said shut it. you already thanked me,” you mumble.
“i’m thanking you again.”
“no thanks, i’m okay.”
he rolls his eyes at your phrase. “mmkay, sure,” he sighs as he straightens up, pulling out of you. he watches intently as his cum drips out of your hole, and he has to fight the urge to push it back in with his fingers.
the rest of his birthday night is spent taking care of you; cleaning you both up with a much-needed shower, feeding you more cake, plus forcing him to go check on your daughter when her whines can be heard from the baby monitor. when met with the question ‘why can’t you?’, you respond with ‘you just fucked my soul out and tucked me back in, my legs are still shaking—yes, still, even if it’s been 50 minutes, that was probably one of the most intense orgasms i’ve had, never press on my stomach again.’ to which he’ll laugh at and surrender, going to check on your daughter.
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