#my bad gang

[muzsmocsing]

Some underrated moments in book 2

🤍 When Xie Lian admitted if it weren't for his cultivation method, he 100% would've read the smut mortals write about Pei Ming already.

🤍 When Xie Lian described Mu Qing as a ✨Standard Pretty Boy™✨

🤍 The way Fangxin MOANED when Xie Lian took it in his hand after hundreds of years of separation.

🤍 Mu qing's worst fear being muddy scalies.

🤍 Qi Rong's poetic soliloquy about STDs.

🤍 When Shi Qingxuan disarmed Feng Xin, a powerful martial god with centuries worth of experience, just by running into him tits first.

(Book 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

[crabcounty]

Some twitter requests

[thereweredragonshere]

Could you please draw Hiccup sitting on Astrid's lap? With her chin resting on his hair?

Some good old Astrid whump 🤗 it’s up to you what she’s upset about

[hielloehyy]

who is up dunking they knee rn 🤣 (im so funny)

anyways heres blackstar as duncan and tsubaki as courtney :3 + wip

[luminarystarfall]

This has been the mood this past month or two LOL

I’ve got asks to get caught up on ngl, I’m sorry y’all 😭🫶🏽

[krystalkyro]

WOOHOO ART DUMP TIME!!!

[rory-multifandom-mess]

Can you please do something with NUzi for the writing prompt thing? I don't care which one, my only request is some good fluff!

Oh, my turn to decide! Okay! Uuuh, let’s go wiiith…

18. “You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen” and 21. “I’m better when I’m with you.”

Genre: Fluff

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It had been at least a year since the end of everything. Uzi was learning how to deal with Solver basically being the voice in her head, and N was learning how to fit into the drone colony.

But right now, none of that mattered. N got to hang out with his girlfriend. That’s all he cared about.

The two were walking about outside the bunker, walking up and down the streets of the abandoned city. Ever since the planet had been taken apart and then put back together, it was like all of the radiation dispersed into space, causing their usual eternal winter to come to an end, and giving them seasons back.

A while ago, many worker drones had gone out of their way to plant some trees, though it was mostly the adult worker drones, having missed the look of them before the core collapsed. Even Miss Dorman helped, despite never seeing them either.

The radiation still stuck in the soil had enhanced how quickly the trees grew somehow — though N nor Uzi were going to question it.

Now, it was fall. The ground was covered in dried leaves, and the trees were beautiful shades of orange and red and brown. N loved it. It reminded him of his time at the mansion.

When he’d seen all of the crunchy leaves on the ground, he rushed inside the bunker as fast as he could, flying down the corridors excitedly and dodging around Worker Drones, probably scaring them out of their casings.

His wings disappeared in front of her hab, causing him to crash inches away, though he quickly scrambled to his feet and ran back to it, opening the door.

“Uzi!” He yelled excitedly into the room.

Khan, who had been sitting at the dinner table with Nori on his head, jumped, nearly falling out of his chair.

“Oh my robo-god!” He exclaimed.

“Oops! Sorry, Mister and Misses Doorman!”

“N? What’re you doing here?” Uzi asked, exiting her room.

N grinned seeing her, rushing forward and grabbing her by the wrist, rushing back out of the hab.

“I’m gonna borrow Uzi for a bit! Okaybyeee!” He called into the hab as Uzi yelped behind him.

“N!-“ Uzi exclaimed, “What are you so excited about?”

“Outside! The leaves! It’s autumn, Uzi! It’s autumn!” He exclaimed.

“Oh! In that case— Race ya!” Uzi said as her purple and yellow wings sprouted from her back, forcing her forward and in front of N.

N laughed. “Oh you’re so on!” He said competitively, using the boosts in his wings to send him forward. He heard Uzi exclaim some kind of profanity behind him.

Eventually he made it to the front bunker doors again, accidentally slamming into it.

Uzi landed behind him as he peeled off of it, landing on his back on the floor.

She crossed her arms and leaned forward, above his face.

“You won, but at what cost?”

“The cost of my schnose….” N whined.

Uzi giggled and walked over to the controls to press the button which opened the door.

A gust of wind blasted through the doors as N stood up, autumn leaves being blown in from the outside.

Uzi’s eyebrows raised, amazed by the beauty of the leaves. She slowly stepped out, looking around at all of the colors.

N grinned and followed her out, standing beside her with his hands on his hip.

“Amazing, right?” N said proudly.

“I’ve never seen anything so pretty before,” Uzi admitted blankly.

“Wanna go play in it?”

“YES!” Uzi immediately ran forward, belly flopping into a pile of them.

N yelped, then laughed.

“Where did you go? You disappeared!” N said through his laughter.

Uzi popped her head up from the pile, her sunset eyes reflecting back at him.

“Here!” She said through her giggles. Leaves poked out of her beanie and her hair, her hair dirty and messy now.

N’s core fluttered at the sight. She was so cute and pretty… Time and time again, he’d be reminded of how he would do anything for her.

Uzi dove into another pile of leaves, disappearing beneath them.

“Let me join in!” N said excitedly, leaping in after her.

Uzi yelped and scrambled out of the pile before he landed, laughing.

“You fool! You’ve fallen for my trap!” Uzi announced, jumping on him with her signature cackle.

“Aaah! Nooo!” N cried playfully, giggling as she landed on top of them.

They began to grapple, laughing as they wrestled in the leaves, both of them getting covered in crushed leaves and sticks.

After a while, Uzi ended up sitting on his chest, holding his arms beside his head as their giggles slowly calmed down.

They stared into each other’s eyes, the stars glistening above them. The moon perfectly aligned behind Uzi’s head, giving her a halo of light.

N admired her. She was adorable and goofy and weird and fantastic. Others in her school would call her cringe, but to him— she was anything but. She was wonderful. She was everything. She was perfect.

“You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen,” N said, his voice soft and whimsical.

Uzi’s eyebrows raised, blush spreading across her face. She put her hand on his face and looked away bashfully.

“Shut up,” She mumbled.

N chuckled, gently taking her wrist and pulling it away. “I mean it! You’re so amazing and pretty. It’s impossible to put into words how much I love you.”

“Oh my god N stop!!!” Uzi bapped his face, her blush becoming stronger.

“But it’s true!” N said, putting his hands under her armpits and picking her up. He sat up, placing her in his lap, then cupped her face in his hands.

“You’re my whole world, Uzi. I’m… I’m better when I’m with you.”

Uzi paused for a moment, staring into her eyes.

“Nah, N. You’re better no matter what. And, um… I love you too, dork.” Uzi glanced away, furrowing her brows.

N grinned, then kissed her cheek.

Uzi couldn’t help but smile.

“…Now back to wrestling!” N said excitedly, shoving Uzi down.

Uzi yelped, then giggled. “No fair!”

They giggled and laughed along, wrestling and running around in the fall leaves, jumping into piles and throwing them at each other until sunrise, nothing but joy and whimsy coursing through the both of them.

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SO SORRY THIS TOOK 80 BILLION YEARS... Also the setting is based off of a little idea had. Solver must be so mad it accidentally restored the planet lmaoooo. ANYWAY HOPE U ENJOY!!!!!

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Prompt Post! Lizzy x Doll; "Stay with me forever"/"Because I love you!" N x V; "I thought you didn't want me"/"Why haven't you kissed me yet?" V x Thad; "I'm in love with you" V x Thad "I missed you so much"/"I can't stay away from you" N x Thad; "Can I kiss you?" N x Thad; "I want you. Only you." V x Thad; "I thought you didn't want me." Sam x Uzi; "The way I feel with you"/"I can't stay away from you." Uzi x Thad; "Please don't leave me"/"I'll always love you" N x Thad; "Please marry me"/"Why haven't you kissed me yet?" N x Uzi; "You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen"/"I'm better when I'm with you" <- You are here! J x Thad; "Please don't leave me"/"I'm better when I'm with you."

[madame-saturns-stash]

(Uncensored version under the cut! There's some pretty heavy illustrated gore, so if you think that will be upsetting or you won't be able to stomach it, it's all good. Feel free to click for better quality.)

I love me some angst, especially when it's coming in the form of remorse from a chaos god of the universe who's not supposed to feel that way about mortal beings that should matter far less to him.

Do not get used to seeing Q like this because I cannot draw that man accurately worth a damn unfortunately.

[assassins-wasteland]

Happy Pride Month to my wife, Vetra Nyx

[thejacketscloset]

Could you imagine what woukd happen if Soap just up and disappeared one day. Just uprooted everything and left the military and everyone else without a word. Something that seems so out of character for him, and everyone is just left wondering why? What happened? And most of all, is he okay?

The only one who has any semblance of what happened is Price, and that's only because Soap had to give him his discharge papers. When he tried to get any information out of Soap he simply wouldn't talk.

The task force is a little heartbroken, some more so than others, and every attempt to contact Soap after just seems to fail or be ignored. Most give up, but Ghost is desperate. He messages Soap every day, but he stops expecting a response after a while. He'll send Soap updates on his day, things he thought Soap would've liked to see, general thoughts. It's ridiculous, but he simply can't move on without some kind of closure.

What he doesn't know is Soap reads every message, they're one of the few things that keep him going now, if only he could get the confidence to text Simon back.

[funnymothguy]

OBJECTOBER DAY 2- favourite algebralien

Objectober prompt by @m0sspile

[el-filiturborismo]

FILBO I NEED TO SEE YOU HIT A 360 AND AN OLLIE TO A LASERFLIP ON A QUARTERPIPE

WITHOUT TRIPPING OVER YOUR UNDONE SHOELACES

THIS IS TOTALLY SUPER IMPORTANT AND URGENT I NEED TO KNOW

place your bets, how many attempts will he do before he gets the trick

[alissangle]

I’m going to post an older art piece I’ve been wanting to share for a while, viewer discretion advised there is blood and partial nudity to an extent.

Everyone’s experience with hyper sexuality can be different, this is simply how I portrayed it.

Look below to see the full artwork, I painted this to portray hyper sexuality, and the conflict within yourself. It can cause you to feel inhuman, like a monster, your body is betraying you it’s eating itself from the inside out. Your environment has turned against you, teeth sprout from the trees- and one part of you struggles to hide yourself another struggles to reveal.

[anaphoraholic]

expressing my love for my fav characters by writing about them bleeding and crying and screaming and puking and pissing their pants and

[mingkles]

IT'S NOT A JOKE ANYMORE I NEED THEM TAG TEAMING ME RIGHT NEOW 🦅🦅🦅

UNTIL THE PAINT PEELS UNTIL THE ROOM STINK UNTIL THE GRASS DIES UNTIL THE SKY FALLS AND EVEN THEN ALL NIGHT ALL DAY HORIZONTALLY VERTICALLY QUADRATICALLY FROM THE KITCHEN FLOOR TO THE SHOWER

I'm sorry for my outburst.

[oscheadcanons]

pickle plays the saxophone. send ask

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well not anymore- ❌❌❌

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