#my anons are funnier than me

[shizunitis]

Why do you talk like what a Gen Z believes a victorian poet to sound like? /j

don’t harrass the bereft jester and thought peddler, measks. mebegs, even. he cries easily and there is no shizun to comfort him.

[radicalit]

'Classic radblr authors' and not just 'radfem authors' because not all of them are/were radfems, but they are feminist authors popular here :) If you've read feminist literature before reading any of the authors mentioned, pick the first radfem reading. If not, pick the first 'general' / second wave feminist reading!

[imminent-danger-came]

Crazy that when lmk first released all the people comparing it to ninjago did so negatively

Early lmk easily blows early ninjago out of the water

(<- barely holding in the rage of a hot burning star)

Hahahah yeah. Hahahahahahahah yeah. Yeah. N*njago is better than lmk. Hahaha. Yeah. That is a take I can be normal about. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Hauhahahuhuhauhuahh. People can enjoy what they enjoy and do whatever they want forever. Ahaha. Sobs.

Bits aside, watching the amount of n*njago I did made me greatly appreciate lmk s1. Lmk s1 is a masterpiece compared to anything n*njago has to offer, I'm not quite sure why this is even a discussion. 1x09 is SO good ("The old you would have leveled this whole mountain range to stop me! But you're scared of hurting some kid? Pathetic!" *DIES DIES DIES DIES*). Sigh. Anon I don't get it

[necrotic-nephilim]

https://www.tumblr.com/necrotic-nephilim/760168597014413312/bftc-jaytim-fuck-nasty-in-their-batman-suits?source=share

give a whole new meaning to "at least drake took it like a man"

SCREAMING this is the funniest thing ever oh my god i choked on my dr pepper-

i love that line in general, i think it's such a fun line that says a lot about how Jason feels about Tim. but in the context of Jason saying it after fucking Tim oh my GOD that's just. it's delightful. i'm going to be giggling about this all day oh my god. thank you anon this is delightful-

[taffybuns]

requesting a little treat just for me :)

[apollos-boyfriend]

stupid yaoi island stupid mpreg stupid minecraft gay sex bring in the code monsters to abort the ass babies

stupid gay baka smp cant let us catch ONE break

[skeletalheartattack]

Do you think a motobug can feel love?

no

[chrliekclly]

Hi !! Just wondering, why do you type like that?? I don't mean this in a rude way at all btw I'm just rlly curious as to why u type stuff out without like Es and stuff sometimes cause it's rlly neat

fghskdfg i havnt ben askd that n a while iv tried to b bettr abt it tbh i feel like i dont do it AS much as i used to

my go-to answer is i dnt like how full of themselvs vowels r since they cost money n wheel of fortune

real reason is probs a mix of my longstanding hyperfixation on sunny nd lov of charlie's way of writing, my own dyslexia nd adhd, a kiss of autism, nd jst plain laziness

[isthenapoleoncute]

Haha....so, funny story.......

My friend miiiiiight have accidentally left her Napoleon in a small attic. For the past fifteen years. I think it's still alive though. There's like....rats, and cockroaches, and spiders for it to eat, though I know that's not part of a healthy diet for these guys. Her roof is really leaky when it rains so it probably has a water source.

Don't worry, I reprimanded my friend for her improper care. She said she put it up there to discipline it for trying to attack her and forgot about it, but I told her that such a thing was in its nature, and even if it wasn't how could you forget with it probably screaming at you? She says that she couldn't tell the difference between her distressed Napoleon and the poltergeists that already live in her house. Sigh. She really is a horrid pet owner.

Anyway, what should I expect if I attempt to retrieve her Napoleon? I'm not an expert on these kinds of animals.

Haha....so, funny story....... (Read this in a mocking tone. I am mimicking you in order to mock you.)

RATING: NOT CUTE!

Your friend is going to jail.

This is one of the most severe cases of Napoleonic abuse I've ever read! Even topping one Napoleons infamous treatment on St Helena where it had to deal with riding its horsey in the company of a British officer some of the time!

Remember that one movie with the dinosaurs? Not the one from thirty years ago, the one from 2015, where they genetically engineered a big dinosaur for an amusement park, but raised it in solitary confinement, and then it escaped and started to perform shenanigans? That's going to be this Napoleon.

In order to extract him safely, we have to ask a few questions:

1.) Is he armed? For reasons that baffle zoologists, Napoleons in captivity often keep their firearms. Does this Napoleon have his hunting pistols?

2.) Has he enlisted the rats into an army? Napoleons have been known to reign over rats and cats as their mini-kings. If so, you might open the door to be swamped by rats. Which you don't deserve, but you friend certainly does.

3.) Has this Napoleon been doing coke? Self explanatory.

Honestly, just call animal control. Better safe than sorry. Yes, they'll throw your friend to jail, but good, frankly. Don't adopt exotic animals if you're not ready for them to be exotic animals, it costs 0.00, simple as.

[shizunitis]

i feel like i’m not witty enough to answer your asks properly. like either i rumminate for two hours on an overly serious answer or i grasp at whatever joke i find first. please be kind

[kaurwreck]

for the ask game: LILAC CHARCOAL AND RASPBERRY

anon this is so sweet 😭

[ask game provided below for reference; if you'd like to play, please reblog from OP here:]

[calkale]

“i have a cut on my lip who wants to kiss it better” dating anon’s eyebrows went wayyyy up (lmao jk)

LMAO DATING ANON ILY 😘😘😘

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

you afabs are always so fucking defensive when youre called out for your terfism. keep defending a man who wrote about child orgies and supports jkr. terf.

Anon I genuinely sincerely hope you're having fun

[officialgleamstar]

Bill close is such bbg

bill close is an attractive woman and i am a man cat-calling him from my car. sorry? what? huh?

[kelin-is-writing]

✨ HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY BELOVEDS ✨

May 2024 bring you all happiness, health, wealth and success. May it also be kinder to all of you that had a hard time through 2023, because each one of you deserve absolute happiness and for your dreams to come true 🫂💜💜💜💜

I would also like to thank everyone of you for supporting me, the content I post and for always being super kind with me since the first piece I've ever posted here. I'll always be thankful to you all for everything 💜💜💜💜💜💜

[slamminslamminmcgill]

Sorry for calling Jimmy Lalo’s wife and not his pet faggot boytoy cum dumpster I’m dealing with some internalized homophobia 😔

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