#not cute

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

rated this video is NOT CUTE. the american being filmed has no visible access to a large beverage, which is necessary for an american's habitat and enrichment. without such access, distress is inevitable. please be sensitive in sharing this video :(

[jjoneechan]

sorry for spoiling the surprise 😔

[sneaky-eel]

I decided to replay assassin's creed 2 and my very gay roommate plops down on the couch with me.

Him: is he gay?

Me: Desmond? Why?

Him: look at his walk. That is a very cunty walk. He is throwing his hips. Did they steal him from a gay bar?

Me: Well, he was a bartender in New York. I don't think they say what kind of bar.

Him: Oh yeah, he's gay.

[isthenapoleoncute]

PSA

This day is not cute for napoleons!

It is a Waterloo day! Keep your Napoleon inside your house or at least, inside your borders!

Lots of kids like to play pranks where they kidnap napoleons and send them to islands, or sic wild Prussians on them!

Keep your Napoleon safe! Keep your Napoleon close!

[greencheekconure27]

Every day.Every day I'm subjected to "cute" or "funny" videos of pet birds interacting with cats or dogs or ferrets. For the last time internet people:

These.Are.NOT. Cute.

No matter how trained the animals are or how "friendly" the interactions look to humans-and they frequently are not- anyone who's making these is actively endangering their bird- and possibly also their dog/cat for likes.

Cats and dogs are not only predators, they can easily kill a bird through normal play behaviours as well- one hard smack from a cat can be enough to kill or severely injure something like a budgie or a cockatiel.and I'm not even talking about things like play biting here.

And even the friendliest best trained most passive cat might not be able to resist their natural instinct to chase birds. One slip up is enough.

On top of that cat saliva contains bacteria that are toxic to birds.

Please stop. Don't like these, don't reblog these, and most definitely do not make these.

Sincerely, someone who owns both birds and cats.

[clever-dana]

This lil piece of crap be like-

[charryflavoredblood]

Far too gone to get out, Far too sane to disappear.

I wrote this for my lovely friend, Maki (@dazai-ritualist) and her yandere Alastor au which I swear is my favorite thing ever. She's literally the sweetest thing ever and if you like yandere Alastor, you will be in heavan. Please please follow and read the series. I swear you won't regret it!!!

"I find that the harder you seem to grip, the more you seem to drop, my love."

Alastor had been quiet the past few days. That was…never good. If he was quiet, it meant he needed to be in deep thought…and if he needed to be in deep thought, you were royally fucked.

Today had been no different. You had woken up late, You went down to the kitchen, where your son and Alastor sit in the wooden breakfast nook that you and Alastor had built together before…all of this.

Everything was normal…

That was bad.

“Mama! Hi! Good morning! Papa-” Noah gets up to run over to you like he always would when he woke up before you in the hotel…you smile fondly. It was almost like you were back home…almost like you were normal.

“Alright, Dear. Let’s let mama wake up now, shall we?”

But of course, Alastor just had to crush that. You frown and walk towards your cabinets…the beautiful light green ones you had once taken such care of before…this.

Your husband hands you a cup of coffee, smiling soft enough to not alert Noah but with far too much of an edge to be sweet.

You almost turn as green as your cabinets and throw up. You don’t, though. Not in front of Noah. You’d seen parents argue and you wouldn’t let your son go through that.

Part of you knew it wasn’t arguing, it was survival but that part had long since been silenced.

“The station is having a late start today…something about the end of lent or something to that effect. Never-the-matter, it gave me time to cook this morning. I haven’t had time to cook for him yet.” Alastor gestured to Noah, to which your little boy beamed, just like you had when your marriage had been friendly…platonic…perfect.

Oh how you longed for the days where you’d leave each other alone. Where your house was safe. Where you could do whatever you so wished. Where you could not only not be afraid but also joyful. Where you could be happy.

Because you weren’t happy. Not anymore. From what you’ve read, you were very clearly struggling with depression. However, you knew that seeing a shrink wasn’t an option for you. 

Yeah, no. You weren’t going to give Alastor the chance to say “Mama’s not crazy, my dear, don’t listen to the people down the street…She’s just a little unwell in the head right now. Now smile, she wouldn’t want to see you sad.” To your son. That was not fucking happening.

Alastor looked at you, smiling like the sick, sadistic monster he was.You were stuck. He knew that. He knew that you were in your own head more so than you should, especially when Noah was at school.

He knew you didn’t have anything to keep yourself busy with, hell, he basked in that fact. The fact that you were slowly losing all drive to fight and just accept this was like music to his ears.

You were running out of people to talk to. Running out of neighbors to ask for sugar when you very clearly had a perfectly fine bag in your cupboard.

You were running out of sanity.

Day-by-day, you were slowly becoming more-and-more malleable, more-and-more agreeable, more-and-more lonely, more-and-more unstable. 

You were becoming what he wanted.

And may god or whatever else is out there help you find a way out before it was too late.

[jellysquiddles]

Not liking Jean Grey is just admitting you have terrible taste like obviously someone’s mind wasn’t chemically altered by the Dark Phoenix saga

[ask-dinky-dawberry-doo]

You're cute

How many times do I have to teach you the same lesson, you freeloading colt?

[isthescavengervideocute]

i believe this is concerning. somewhat

NOT CUTE

They're overcrowded AND got scared when they went through the pipe

[foamy-cafe]

hfgfhddhchgnh giggles

D Y I N G ♡

[is-the-19thcentury-man-okay]

Rating: NOT CUTE.

The vogue in 1840s men, incorrectly believed to be docile and low-maintenance, has led to many scenes like this. Even worse, some will indulge this behaviour, as though all that plaid-clad cake couldn't do wrong!

These 1840s men need immediate intervention with a book of etiquette: direct his attention to a chapter on the evils of tobacco, a crass and low habit. Giving your 1840s man the fringed joinville necktie or silly little walking stick he desires is harmless; his constant smoking is not!

Never be seen in cigar divans or billiard rooms; they are frequented, at best, by an equivocal set. Nothing good can be gained there; and a man loses his respectability by being seen entering or coming out of such places.

— Etiquette; or, A guide to the usages of society, with a glance at bad habits (1843)

[thrwne]

So confused about Erik and Olivia? I think Olivia already knows/suspects about Mathias's crush on Erik, as it was obvious at school he was breaking his neck staring at him. She also seemed so sweet and defended Mathias. And Erik seems really into Mathias? So how on earth is Erik x Olivia gonna be a thing? Everyone is so sure Mathias will be treated poorly (which he is by Felix) but how are the two people closest to him doing him dirty? Maybe Mathias wants to protect himself, but he hurts Erik and Olivia in the process? It seems so random that they would both hurt Mathias for no reason. Olivia literally stands up for him against homophobic bully Felix, but also outs him in episode 10? And then has sex with Erik? Like what? In previous seasons, Mathias has thrown other people under the bus (Thea) to protect himself / to make himself look better so he may do the same this season? I don't know what will happen but I blame Felix lol. Maybe Mathias will try to befriend Felix again by swearing he will drop Erik? What's your take on the Erik x Olivia storyline?

Me too 🥲 I really like Olivia so far and she will obviously develop a friendship with Mathias. But maybe Mathias doesn't say a word to her but no way she doesn't notice the way Mathias acts around Erik 😭

The way Erik brought up the kiss when talking to Mathias felt so sweet and innocent, he obviously had been thinking about the kiss and of Mathias a lot that summer. He even told Mathias!!!! But Mathias is dumb. I can't get over him leaving Erik on read all summer when Erik was trying to talk to him and probably hang out (and kiss) 😔 the kiss sparked something in Erik too but I think Mathias completely panicked after that night

As for Erik and Olivia I feel like they probably will genuinely like each other..... but it won't last long

[isthenapoleoncute]

Rating: Not Cute!

This Napoleon's head is far too big for his body! Napoleons are naturally big-headed, but this is ridiculous! How can this Napoleon mount a horse? Or a throne? Or lift a telescope to his eyes with those lil bitty arms?

I'm afraid the only humane thing to do is put this napoleon down, very sad.

[txgrl4u2]

Not cute, im ugly, my life is craziness. Funny. I'm Hilarious, maybe a little naughty. Lol

I have more than $4. $20 I think 🤣