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Steph: Who was the best kid? Like, when you got them, who was best at, uh, being a..good kid?
Bruce, immediately: Jason.
Tim, traumatized: Let's not do this right now.
#i love when stuff is like#Tim living in Jason's shadow up to the point where the guy tries to kill him#mwah chefs kiss#tim drake#red robin#robin#rr#batfam#jason todd#bruce wayne#stephanie brown#batman#spoiler#red hood
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❝ You gonna do anything about that piece of shit that murdered my boy? ❞
ARCANE (2021—2024)
#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane#arcaneedit#meljay#mel medarda#melmedardaedit#jayce talis#jaycetalisedit#renni#arcanedaily#ccnet#janielook#userrsun#userroh#userbrina#userbunneis#userbldhound#charactersofcolordaily#kds#oh this one fucked me up good#first time watching i was soooo stressed#thought theyre taking our girl from us after giving us reassurance#after 3 years of not knowing#but like can we talk about#how it dawns onto him#im sorry meljay but you are now officially each others weak points and i love it mwah chefs kiss
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BARRY KEOGHAN ↳ But yeah, he's…Nah. He's just, he's a gorgeous person, honestly. ↳ 'SALTBURN' Press | Digital Spy · Dec. 2023
#feelin like he doesnt get enough credit for this incredibly considerate & cool response#forever loving him for not doing the whole 'im not but if i were gay' cringe speech#MWAH MWAH MWAH I LOVE YOU THIS WHOLE ANSWER IS GOATED THANK YOU#wished actors were this considerate/inclusive in interviews when i was younger. you could never make me hate him#h̾o̾t̾ h̾o̾t̾ h̾o̾t̾ mmwah chefs sexiest kiss how he plays it off as if he fancied his chances with him. hashtag no toxic masculinity here#barry keoghan#saltburn#oliver quick#saltburn press#masters of air#queer characters#queer#gay#lgbt#gossip#interview#celebs#quotes#beautiful men#jacob elordi
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Entrapment | Alastor x Reader
Okay, hear me out. Alastor being a darling husband he is with his darling wifey is cute and all, but what about a darling wanting to escape from Alastor himself?
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warnings: alastor is enough to be a warning already, depictions of blood and gore, toxic and unhealthy dynamic
When you were still alive, he always had his eyes on you and controlled you like his little puppet. You hated it, you hated being commanded and controlled for every little thing you did and if you even dared run away from him, he’d always manage to find you. You hate every atomic part of his existence so much that you’d be willing to kill yourself just so you could escape and get that taste of freedom.
But you can’t and he won’t let you.
Alastor would never allow the tip of the knife nor even a simple piece of office equipment reach your hands. And if someone has the audacity to touch his play toy, it’s time to say goodbye.
You know he’s a malicious murderer, and he knows that you know about it. If you’re feeling brave enough to tell it to the police then go ahead, because by the time you report this to them and leave the station, the next day you find yourself throwing up yesterday’s dinner upon hearing the cops were all dead.
No one will ever believe you that the infamous radio host of your city is a murderer. For a puny citizen like you, what power do you hold to convince everyone? They’ll laugh it off and say you’re crazy.
But it’s crazier how they are all deceived by the facade he puts on. His knife plunged into the chest of your coworker, their blood spluttering on his cheek.
Alastor’s wide smile was strained and wicked, the image of the blood dripping from your head and lips when he entered the broadcasting booth was as clear as his collection of polished knives.
The audacity to lay a hand on you and push you down the stairs. Do they have the right to push you off? Of course not! He’s the only one who could torment you until you break!
He’s the only one who could tarnish your being and leave a wounded mark on your soul and heart, a reminder for you there’s no one but himself who could make you so powerless and helpless.
Do they have the right to make you so confused? To put all the blame on you, as if you were the worst person in the world? To try their best to tear you apart piece by piece? Because, after all, it’s always the fault of someone else, right? The audacity to hurt you more than any human has ever hurt another human being before… The nerve to be sure you will never find true happiness again because you're now scarred for life.
He thrust the blade again, the rains of scarlet droplets continued to pour until his face and glasses were doused.
But he didn’t let it hinder him from making sure they were as good as dead. He lifted his head and took a glimpse at the sky above. It was gloomy, gray, and dark. Not much sunshine.
Alastor smiled, stabbing the knife at the corpse's chest before wiping off his glasses with his clean napkin. Then an idea clicked onto him.
It's the perfect time to give you a little visit.
He laughed under his breath and stood up straight.
He knew his outfit was not in good condition, but oh well... Perhaps, he’d instead leave a gift for you on your porch. Oh, how he wished he could make an unexpected appearance, just to witness the shock and horror on your face as Alastor comes to the hospital drenched in a coat of glistening crimson.
The anticipation of your reaction fueled his excitement, the more he thought about it, the bigger his grin became. If this would truly happen, it will surely be a sight to behold.
Still fragile from your time in the hospital, you stepped through the threshold of your home.
You missed the sight of its familiar structure, the only space you feel safe and protected, away from Alastor and your colleagues.
A sense of relief washed over you. The familiar sights and comforting aura of your own space enveloped you like a warm embrace. But something was different, something unexpected awaited you.
There on the polished surface of your entryway sat an elegantly wrapped box, its rich paper adorned with intricate patterns and tied with a luxurious ribbon. Your fingers traced the smooth edges of the packaging and you checked for any signs who sent it. Alas, no name was found.
Who could have left this for you? And why now, upon your return from the hospital?
You had a bad feeling about it.
As you carefully untied the ribbon and peeled back the layers of paper, you stared wide-eyed at the contents hidden within.
Severed limbs, skin deathly pale and stiff.
Your stomach turned violently and you threw the box away from you, the gift spilling across the floor.
"Oh god, oh my god, what the fuck?!"
You were shaking. What was this? Was this a threat? A sick joke? Your heart thudded heavily in your chest, each beat pounding like thunder. You took a step back and stumbled, falling hard to the floor.
It didn't stop there.
Wounds inflicted on every part of your body, the scars on you began to open, rendering the healing done by doctors and nurses useless.
Wounds made by knives, claws, scissors, guns. Every imaginable instrument of torture. You cried out loud. Your voice pierced the quiet of the night, disturbing the tranquility of the neighborhood.
It was a perpetual and horrid nightmare. Just closing your eyes for even a millisecond, the image of his wide creepy smile flashed before you. You could hear his dark cackles, enjoying the sight of your vulnerable form as he tormented you in and out of your work.
“Run as far as you want, dear. In the end, I’ll always be ahead of you.”
The worst part was not knowing when he would strike next. He could appear anywhere at any time.
And it was all because of his sick game.
You didn't know what to do anymore. How long did you have to keep running from him? How many more days did you have to hide from the world? You were so tired of this, tired of having to live in fear of the monster that hunted you.
But God had finally heard your pleas and granted the wish you’ve been wanting for so long. So when the news came to you that the notorious radio host was dead, relief and happiness flooded every vein in your body.
You rejoiced, celebrating the death of the one who had terrorized you for a long time.
The nightmare was finally over.
The radio station was sullen by the news of their popular host, but you didn’t care. Your work became more efficient. You didn’t feel the need to be so wary and anxious by every move you made in the station. You have finally gained your freedom and the chain that was tied to him has shattered.
This was the best thing you could ever ask for.
Even on your deathbed, it was the best dream. Years without Alastor torturing and tormenting you was bliss. A man’s greatest wealth of freedom.
But then, the dream quickly turned into a nightmare, for it was never over. The demon who you thought was dead rose once again. It was only then you realized that he was never human in the first place. He was a monster.
And now, it was you who were caught in his web.
"My, what a wonderful reunion. Did you miss me, darling?”
The demon before you was mysterious.
Unfamiliar.
But his aura and voice screamed for you, the alarms in your body ringing, to run away from him as far as you possibly can.
The wide smile plastered on his face was all too familiar. Too familiar to be hated in the living and the dead. You’d be a fool if you didn’t recognize it.
You knew who he was. You just kept on denying what was the truth, brushing all the facts laid before you beneath the rag, and keeping your pretty little head away from the politics of Hell.
A demon who is powerful, dangerous, and cruel.
A demon who was feared by the other demons in Hell. A demon who is not to be messed with.
Alastor. The Radio Demon.
It was a miracle, or rather a curse, that you were brought back to life. But now you are a prisoner to this Hell. Trapped inside an inescapable cage with a dangerous beast, you could only hope that your second death would come quickly and peacefully.
But it seemed that fate was not on your side, and Alastor was the ever cruel demon. He did not scar you easily and instead prolonged your suffering, making your life a living torture.
Beads of sweat rolled from your temple. Your hands began to tremble and you felt yourself slowly succumbing to your fear. You had nowhere to go, nowhere to hide.
You were cornered, trapped.
Alastor had you where he wanted.
You watched him closely, eyes locked on him and every single movement. If he did something, you would see it.
"Are you frightened, dear?" he asked. His eyes met yours and he smiled. "There is no need to be afraid."
"Stay back! Don't touch me!" you shouted at him. The corners of his lips curled up, his smile turning sinister.
"Now, now, let's not act too hastily."
His gloved hand reached out and caressed your cheek, sending shivers down your spine. His red eyes bore into your soul, burning with hunger.
You couldn't bear to look at him. You didn't want him touching you.
"Don't," you whimpered.
"Don't be afraid. You have no reason to be afraid."
Rivers of tears streamed down your cheeks as the fear overwhelmed you. You didn't want him touching you. This man... He was the same one who hurt you, who ruined you.
"Why? Why are you doing this? Why are you here?"
The smile on his face grew wider.
"Do I need a reason? It’s obvious why we’re here," he replied, cocking his head to the side, eyes piercing through your eyes and consuming every little bit of your reactions in his head.
You gulped and stepped back, trying to create some distance between you and him.
"What are you going to do with me?"
He chuckled. "What a silly question! Would a little reacquaintance hurt?"
Reacquaintance? He was talking like this was a casual meeting. Like you were old friends reuniting. But this was the man who hurt you.
"What's the meaning of this?” You sobbed, shaking your head.
Alastor laughed loudly, his grin never faltering, and it makes you sick he finds everything amusing. An entertainment for his delight.
"You never fail to amuse me, dear. Aren’t you the one who killed me?” His antlers grew, his pupils changed to radio dials and his shadow stretched out of him, becoming more demonic in appearance.
You trembled. Your heart beat faster, your legs felt weak, and your mouth was dry.
"I... I…."
He stepped closer, and you stepped back.
Nothing came out of your lips. The words you wanted to say were stuck in your throat. You didn't want to look him in the eyes but his gaze held your chin up high, forcing you to face him. He smiled, and his eyes turned back to normal.
The knees that kept you upright gave in, unable to stabilize you any longer as your body slumped onto the rough pavement.
"Oh, darling," he sighed, the radio static in his voice disappeared as he crouched down.
Your gaze remained fixed on the ground, avoiding any chance encounter with Alastor's piercing stare. Instead, your eyes trailed to his cane, a silent witness to the tense atmosphere between you.
You dared not meet those fiery red optics that seemed to delve into the depths of your very being, dissecting every nuance of your expression. Fingers clenched tightly, you seek some form of solace in the texture of the barren earth beneath you, as though it could take you amidst the storm brewing within.
Alastor took your chin between his fingers and delighted your vulnerable form. Your eyes were bloodshot and puffy and cheeks stained with tears.
"Fate has intertwined us together, dear. Run from me, I’ll always find you."
You didn't know what was more cruel—being brought to hell when you only wished for peace or being toyed around with him after death.
The nightmare you once thought had finally ceased returned to resume its cycle in the afterlife.
"I'll never get away from you..." You said, voice low and wavering. All hope was lost and so was your faith to continue living in this fiery pit of Hell.
"That's right. Good girl," He patted your head, taking a few strands of your hair and twirling it between his fingers. You fought the impulse to recoil, suppressing the urge to swat his hand away.
The consequence of such defiance weighed heavily on your mind; after all, provoking one of hell's overlords was a gamble you weren't willing to take. So you held your ground, masking your inner turmoil beneath a facade of obedience, unsure of what consequences awaited should you dare to challenge the infernal authority before you.
In the dim light, his hand tenderly brushed away the tear tracing its path down your cheek. But as your eyes met his, a glint of something primal flickered in the darkness, casting an eerie glow upon his sharp, yellowed teeth.
Upon the moonlight, his crimson irises blazed like embers, drawing you into their hypnotic depths with an intensity that sent shivers down your spine.
"But fear not, darling. I can promise you a good time. And now that I found you again, we can pick up from where we left off. It will be just like old times."
#hmm i love me toxic dynamic pairings#im quite surprised most of the fics i found were wholesome#which i admit are very cute#but the toxicity of alastor tormenting his darling??#mwah chefs kiss#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#alastor x reader#yandere alastor x reader#yandere hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel alastor#elliwrites
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yes.
#obey me#mammon avatar of greed#obey me mammon#mammoney#om! mammon#mammon fanart#i love him#i would kill for him#puts him in a blender#squishes him#the skrunkly#mwah chefs kiss
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Jujutsu Kaisen S2/Shibuya spoilers
You watched in horror as Nanami smiled gently at you. He looked so content for someone with half of his body missing. And there you were in a stunned silence, tears brimming on the edge of eyelids. You couldn’t move, you couldn’t scream all you could do was just watch him. Your beloved Nanami was gone.
“Are you…(Y/N) are you crying right now?” Kento asked pulling you closer to him.
Without looking you pushed your finger to his lips with a loud “Shhhh!”
You cried, “The love of my life is dying.”
“I am right beside you.” He replied. The one con to being an actor is your own partner falling in love with the character version of you.
“Not you-you, him-you!”
“That is still me…” Kento sighed as you straighten up. You lean forward on the edge of the couch, watching the scene intensely.
“I can’t believe they would kill off my husband like this.” You cried.
“I’m starting to think you like Nanami more than me.” Your actual husband stated.
“I’d cry if you died Ken.” You said, unfazed. “And you do your own stunts to, I’m worried this all hurt you.”
Kento let out an amused chuckle as you dramatically held back tears, leaning even closer to the TV. He had to admit the whole ordeal of you falling in love with his character, the one you swore up and down acted almost exactly like him, was very endearing. Even if he knew your real concern was your TV husband.
#shitpost#shitposting#writing fanfics at 3am#cringe-#nanami kento#jjk nanami#kento nanami#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#I love actor AU’s#Nanami being jealous of his TV counterpart is just#*mwah*#chefs kiss#nanami x reader#nanami x you#nanami x y/n#nanami x black!reader
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happy tai tuesdayyyy
#yellowjackets#do I make the best memes yes or yes#anyway. love her.#didn’t realize this till way after I put this together but the way she’s surrounded by greenery (wilderness motif) during this convo is.#mwah. chef’s kiss.
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RARE PMD W they're releasing Red Rescue Team on the Switch on 8/9!! PMD fans finally get some crumbs let's GOOOOO
#Shima speaks#I have two copies of Blue Rescue Team but having a copy on the Switch is just 👌 MWAH chef's kiss#FINALLY we win something. HUZZAH#Pokemon#PMD#Pokemon Mystery Dungeon#Listen I love the remakes a lot but the originals are just so. They hit DIFFERENT. You know?#Maybe I'll play through it and try to 100% it this time 👀#Okay now Nintendo. You know what to do. RSE on the Switch. Yeah. That's right. RSE. Please. Please. Ple
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i have been thinking about malevolent 46 all day theres something about it that just. fucking. works so well. it’s so perfectly eerie and frightening with such great moments of arthur and john reacting so wrong to whats happening. that specific moment in the fairy ring really just latched into my brain it was so wonderfully and whimsically terrifying. the loss of control and arthur’s reaction is so fascinating to me
#arthur malevolent#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent 46#jarthur#arthur lester#john doe#the MUSIC too goddamn…the way it got faster and faster with arthur’s story building was mwah chefs kiss#season 5 has been WONDERFULLY creepy so far#i love me some medieval eldritch horrors#and i KNOW john will be kicking himself for how he unwittingly reacted to the story in the ring#and arthur is clearly freaked the fuck out ohhh boy#how did it feel to have such a closely guarded well kept secret pulled from his lips in such an excruciating fashion#unable to fully comprehend what’s happening until it’s too late#coming back to yourself realizing that this horrible thing has been yanked from between your teeth#all the while you leapt and danced and wept#guilt is such a palpable force in the podcast it is FASCINATING to see how it interweaves through arthur and john’s actions
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more radiostatic from the past couple months + i love the idea that rosie knows about vox’s crush 😝
i have more but idk if i should wait till tomorrow to post it ;P
#alastor#fanart#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel#hazbin#hazbin vox#vivziepop#vox#radiostatic#voxal#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin rosie#hazbin hotel rosie#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin art#alastor fanart#vox x alastor#vox fanart#alastor x vox#alastor is hot#alastor the radio demon#alastor please be my wife#alastor is so babygirl#i got it down bad#my art#art#literally insane#i love them#mwah mwah#chefs kiss
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subject a,,, save me subject a,,,
#i havent drawn in . over a month. month and a half#but mentally ive been in subject a world. my beloved#no references no nothing just vibes and doing whatever felt cool#i love lab experiments mwah chefs kiss#dallon weekes#idkhow#idkhbtfm#i dont know how but they found me#my art
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Welcome to Al Simhara, Egypt 🌞
#minnow g2#ts3#sims 3#lepacy#hixcompletionistchallenge#minnow lepacy#i love wa worlds they are so. chefs kiss. mwah. gorgeous.
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They are the most dramatic idiots to ever exist, GOD I LOVE THEM SO DAMN MUCH..
#great episode!!!#the first bit was fun#the second bit was OH MY GOD LIKE SO GOOD#THE ANIMATION THE VOICE ACTING THE SCENERY AND EVERYTHING#JUST *MWAH* CHEFS KISS#(also sumipes crying was so so good like damn...)#and the animation for horn reveal scene to ataru was so so good like just straight up gorgeous!#the last bit was fun too#anyways i LOVED this one!#urusei yatsura#うる星やつら#urusei yatsura 2022#lum#ataru moroboshi#atalum#god i love them sm
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never not thinking about this
#LIKE#DEE COULDVE BEEN GLAM#AND HEAVY COULDVE BEEN CHES#AND THEY WOULVE LOOKED VERY SIMILAR#BUT NO#THEY MADE HEAVY BE GLAM#AND DEE IS CHES#AND I LOVE#IT#SO MUCH#also dee with a not pissed off expression is just#mwah#chefs kiss#dee metal family#metal family dee#metal family#metal family heavy#heavy metal family#pretty sure this is canon#also their costumes are amazing#babna 😨
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i'm sorry i have only returned with a sketch and not a finished piece but for now just take this hananene sketch😔🙏
#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#yashiro nene#yashiro tbhk#hanako kun#yugi amane#nene yashiro#hananene#hanako x yashiro#hanako x nene#lotus draws#i’m so late to the hype of this anime and i’m patiently awaiting a season two🫡#i took to the characters from episode one- which is hard for an anime to do#HANAKO AND NENE ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER THOUGH I LOVE THEM#also i haven’t listened to the english dub yet but i’ve heard it’s good since nene is voiced by laura stahl#everyone sounds so cute in japanese though😭😭#that’s one of the main reasons why i love the anime so much; the voice acting is immaculate#also the art style is just *chefs kiss* mwah
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The drought is overrr
The original as always
#bloo’s art :)#smg4#smg4 fanart#smg4 characters#smg4 tari#smg4 meggy#smg4 wild spaghetti#this movie was amazing#the horror elements? tari?? mwah#chef’s kiss#I missed tari too#I love that she had a major role and has voice lines#it’s so cool
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