#must scream and jump

[ihnmaimsbrainrot]

ted after he got turned into skrumnglebumgskrunkabug skrunkle skrunk

[svtskneecaps]

took advantage of what may apparently be the last quiet qsmp night for a WHILE to watch through some day 1 vods, since i didn't hop on the train until mid april. holy SHIT there is gold in those metaphorical hills. one day i gotta make a compilation fr but it is so tedious the way i get clips.

anyway here's a collection of highlights:

[lasagna-bagnata]

#lana

[bekaroth-reads]

Ted: AM, it's pride month

Allied Mastercomputer: So? What do you want me to do? Hate the gays?

AM: what?

[eff-exor]

all this hair and no one is wrapping it around my throat as they fuck me from behind. what is the world coming to

[beaft]

i love queen puddles but she is very slightly driving me out of my mind today. she's like the world's most demanding toddler, except more mobile and more cunning and with knives for feet

[hauntingblue]

making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura

[primordyalsoul]

i absolutely adore talking about/thinking about Rei learning how to love, and through her relationships with others finding fulfillment and joy in life and the world around her, even if it is all temporary for her.

But GOD. thinking about her learning to hate.

[darabeatha]

/ All my muses have a big E S R A tattooed in fancy cursive on their bicep, if you care

[missmouse43]

OBX 4 first look tomorrow!! The war is over!

😭💖

[akkivee]

got someone on my tl who’s been chronicling their not-so-slow descent into kuukou madness lmao and it’s so fun seeing people go thru the same emotions i went thru lol can you believe hypmic introduced a peak character like this he changed my life y’all 🥲

[lost-in-frog-land]

the scariest thing of all: misogyny

[yorupie]

My sister saw me watching the SU movie for the first time (first time she saw me watching not first time that I watched the movie) and I'm afraid she thinks I'm insane now

[robynquin]

Not being able to jump while putting on jeans because you’re upstairs. =“I have no mouth and I must scream”

Ifkykyk and if you don’t know then I’ll totally explain:

My thick thighs do nothing but take lives and steal the gaze of guys. So when I’m putting on a particular pair of skinny jeans I must kangaroo hop about a gazillion times to get them past my meaty curves.

When I’m in a house that has an upper floor I have to refrain from hopping due to not wanting to sound like I’m getting absolutely hammered into the ground by big foot. Or worse be considered rude and inconsiderate of the people on the floor below.

So while I hold in the urge to jump up and down and spin around while putting on my jeans, I feel a sense of longing. A sense of need. But I cannot. So I sit there and pull my pants up to the heavens, one inch at a time.

I have no mouth, and I must scream.

[girlwiththegreenhat]

tell me you've never had to use skype without telling me you've never had to use skype: you complain about discord