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…I thought that this was a single photo for way too long

Did you know that you can vote for the Wildlife Photographer of the Year’s People’s Choice Award? Go do so!

Here are some of the 25 photos you can vote on - but you can only pick one, so choose carefully!

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drawing white guys over fifty today

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What the hell? Where are they finding the time?

If you didn’t know, seahorses swim slower than a snail can crawl. They have no stomachs, so they basically have to constantly eat.

How are you hitting up 25 chicks a day when you’re that busy?

How slutty would they be if they could actually swim?

Seahorses gay and slutty as fuck

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I bet they have baby-shaking machines

like one of these but absolutely ballistic

How else are you gonna have a healthy brain if you don’t regularly knock it against the skull?

What’s human and metahuman childcare like in Mortasheen? You mention in other posts that there is a cheerfully amiable attitude to all the gratuitous violence and body-horror of the city but does that extend to people’s babies and kids? Or do people keep their younglings safe from monsters by maintaining equally monstrous defences? Or do metahuman babies and kids have their own evolved defences against monsters?

Its the same as in pokemon, where nobody would think twice about a man sized scorpion or burning molten rocks babysitting a newborn because that's just part of the family.

Metahumans can also just endure injuries that'd kill a regular human even without the setting's biotech, which can bring someone back from still worse.

Like a "my son got an owwie on the playground" in mortasheen might mean their son is currently growing back 60% of his biomass in a vat and his main feeling about it is being bored

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Same here— I probably won’t be there long-term, but the cultural exchange is fun

I never got a tiktok but I got that new thing. I dunno if ill use it really but I uploaded two little clips of my moss jars

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Okay I opened up their model files, and assuming that they were made to scale, as most professional models are…

Harry is a whopping 5’6”

Pyramid head, with his head swapped with Harry’s, is 5’2”

started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

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Okay but we also have to note that Pyramid Head has an average physique. Hell, if he had a regular head, he would even be shorter than the SH2’s protagonist.

He’s got a little bit of a gut, and his limbs are noticeably shorter than the protag’s

edit: just realized the remake beefed him up. because of course it did. 😒

started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

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finally finished my lost melodies submission 😮‍💨

There are about a million hiccups, but that’s to be expected when I only had a week to make everything from scratch!

anyway here’s a giant cave shrimp that plays the strings

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believe me I’m aware

but if we found a mammal with our exact amount and configuration of our hair, we would call it hairless.

no species of mammal completely lacks fur afaik, but I still feel pretty safe calling whales and elephants naked

If humans were reconstructed from nothing but bones, they would 100% give us fur. The idea of “hairless except for the top of the head where the hair is actually the longest in the entire animal kingdom” would never come up

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That’s not the only way humans are unique!

Other than our intelligence, we also have the highest endurance of any land animal. Literally no other animal can run for 24 miles straight. Not horses, not pronghorns, not wolves.

Which is wild, because evolutionarily, we’ve only been able to run for so long.

If humans were reconstructed from nothing but bones, they would 100% give us fur. The idea of “hairless except for the top of the head where the hair is actually the longest in the entire animal kingdom” would never come up

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110% absolutely

They would also drastically underestimate our penis size

If humans were reconstructed from nothing but bones, they would 100% give us fur. The idea of “hairless except for the top of the head where the hair is actually the longest in the entire animal kingdom” would never come up

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Fun fact: there’s a virus that makes bugs iridescent

disease that makes you beautiful then kills you

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come again?

If humans were reconstructed from nothing but bones, they would 100% give us fur. The idea of “hairless except for the top of the head where the hair is actually the longest in the entire animal kingdom” would never come up

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i feel like the pervert's version of that one xkcd comic rn

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I’m sure it’s Mojang themselves keeping Java afloat. Certainly, Microsoft would have booted everyone to Bedrock for Windows by now if they could.

I wouldn’t be shocked if Mojang has a contract that says they can keep working on Java

Minecraft Java not having native controller support is actually insane.

It’s owned by Microsoft! The company that makes Xbox controllers! And keeps pushing them for PC use!

There’s already a version of the game with controller support!

Yes, you can mod it in, but you have to wait for the mod creators to update after the game does.

It’s also an accessibility thing? Lots of gamers rely on specialized or custom controllers (many of which are produced by Microsoft/Xbox) that fit their bodies. From what I’ve seen, Minecraft tends to go above and beyond with their accessibility features, so why are they neglecting this absolutely massive one?

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Minecraft Java not having native controller support is actually insane.

It’s owned by Microsoft! The company that makes Xbox controllers! And keeps pushing them for PC use!

There’s already a version of the game with controller support!

Yes, you can mod it in, but you have to wait for the mod creators to update after the game does.

It’s also an accessibility thing? Lots of gamers rely on specialized or custom controllers (many of which are produced by Microsoft/Xbox) that fit their bodies. From what I’ve seen, Minecraft tends to go above and beyond with their accessibility features, so why are they neglecting this absolutely massive one?

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Some of you are extremely wrong but everyone saying “Fran Bow” is extremely correct

game that starts off as straight horror but the more the protagonist learns about the world, the less scary it gets