#must have cost a fortune back then jesuuusss

[501st-rexster]

This makes me SO unreasonably happy

A sony laptop 1986.

[reddit-007]

✨ Just Adopted My New Emotional Support Floof 🥺💖

me, scrolling at 2am: “i don’t need another squishy friend… but what if this one is The One?” my bank account, sobbing: ”PLEASE STOP—” the universe, sliding this adorable [product name] into my cart: ”you’re welcome.”

first impressions:

softness level: cloud who took a spa day ☁️💆♀️

cuteness aggression: off the charts (why are their little eyes so ✨precious✨)

functionality: 10/10 as a pillow, 12/10 as a serotonin booster, 100/10 as a ✨mental health hero✨

this bb has been my:

work-from-home buddy (they judge my Excel fails silently)

road trip co-pilot (seatbelt secured, obvi)

midnight crisis confidant (“why do we exist?” … stares back in plush)

cons: my dog is now jealous. worth it.

if u need a tiny joy orb to hug away existential dread… RUN, DON’T WALK. 🏃♀️💨 Grab Here !