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I've spoken already about Solomon's tendency to name his equipment, but the anthropomorphizing of objects is a very human trait in general. Continuing the theme of their bizarro domesticity, Solomon and MC eventually "adopt" a pet of sorts in Nightbringer.
On day one, Solomon pulled something from his shoe and discovered he'd brought over a small, but pretty, pebble. This pebble, adrift in time like they were but a piece of their homeland nonetheless, was kept in case they'd need it for a spell or something.
Over time, constantly asking where the pebble was and moving it around made them grow a fondness for it, so it got the name Richard. "Richard" is always with one of them, and if they can't find him they'll be frantically texting each other like they lost a kid in a shopping mall.
Richard has a "favorite spot" on the mantle, goes on daily adventures, and he must be present at any (MC Approved) homecooked meals when the two eat together.
Every non-human they know thinks that they're really, really committed to a bizarre, but wholesome, bit.
#the wizard has swindled me into a committed relationship#is this what pacts feel like?#must be...#obey me#obey me shall we date#shall-we-date-obey-me#obey me solomon#obey me headcanons#obey me shitpost
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was trying to track down the source for a ref image i was given for a commission, and tripped and fell into the uncanny valley itself
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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
#Literally everything else works fine it’s just ao3#Who was reading smut that they blocked ao3#I must know#in which nina screams into the void
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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
#boeing#funny#im sorry but this lawyer must be having the time of their life#what in the tv detective show is this
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism#good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry#APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS#eliza cook#is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it#the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave!#not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed#words#gay belligerence
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As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.
He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#dunmeshi laios#laios#furry#autism#these are my hyperfixations and i will make a slide show if i must#dungeon meshi#that being said see him how you see him I'm not the fandom police lol
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glados miku ^_^
#my art#doing what i must cus i can#illustration#miku#hatsune miku#vocaloid#glados#portal#portal 2#art#fanart#artists on tumblr
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Just thought to myself "can't women have a bad time in fiction without rape being involved" which really shows you how much you're in the fucking trenches if you are both a horror fan and women fan
#rape mention cw#LIKE VERY LIGHTLY BUT STILL#im playing i have no mouth and i must scream#and it was mostly handled well#but i also went. sigh. of course
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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
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can we stop pretending like it’s so super easy for trans men to pass. “oh just put on a baggy shirt and cut your hair-“ it literally doesn’t work like that and I refuse to believe you actually think it’s that easy
#I do as much as I can pre t and I still get misgendered constantly#it’s to be expected and I understand#but I wish people would stop making it out like it’s so easy to pass#bc it’s not!#and when you talk about how easy it is it a) makes people feel like they must not be trying hard enough and that’s why they don’t pass#and b) undermines the difficulties experienced by trans men#trans#lgbtq#ftm#trans man#transgender#transmasc#transgender man#trans pride#donnieisaprettyboy#ftm problems
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I'm absolutely obsessed with Laios' logic that the other shapeshifters made mistakes the real party members were too knowledgeable/careful/wise to make
but for Marcille he's like "only the real Marcille would do something that fucking stupid"
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#didn't see any gifs of this yet but I simply must talk about it#marcille's absolute inability to learn from her mistakes. iconic#1k#10k#25k
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When Veilguard comes out, please keep it in the back of your mind every single time you interact with Varric and Lucanis that their writer got laid off with little to no warning and that she is and always will be a Dragon Age legend and one of the reasons why the franchise has stayed afloat for as long as it has
#i’m adding a tag to say we must be kind to each other#Mary Kirby#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#varric tethras#lucanis dellamorte#dav#da4
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I hate how acknowledging unfairness in the world is seen as "childish". Maybe children are right. I don't think you should be proud of the fact that you've become complacent with the state of your miserable existence and took on this loser "it is what it is" mentality. Things can be better.
#Maybe it's the 'tism but I've never lost my childlike rage.#If suffering is what reality is supposed to be then I must strike down God and pull the heavens here to Earth
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