#music jokes man

[tenoart]

Hector of troy- because most art I see of him is in armour or scary and that needed fixed

[doctorsiren]

Day 1 of Sirentober / Doctober

Navigating / Blocks

Warrior of the Mine!

Available as a print on my Etsy shop

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

after six hundred strike

*odysseus and poseidon are both still on the rocks in the middle of the sea*

odysseus: ok, let's just agree to both say we're sorry

odysseus: on the count of three

odysseus: one..two..three

poseidon:

odysseus:

odysseus: see, now i'm just disappointed in the both of us

[terrimavr]

“I don’t get why pokotho likes Paul so much. He’s literally just an average thirty year old man and I don’t understand how someone could be obsessed with him” I say as I look at my Paul Matthews folder realising that I too am, obsessed with him

[maplebitts]

Thinking about thunder bringer

[apollosgiftofprophecy]

EPIC fans: what else was Odysseus supposed to do?! Scylla was the only way home!!

Me, an intellectual: there WAS a way for Odysseus and crew to get past Scylla without one crew member dying. They previously had a bunch of Sirens at their mercy, so if they so wished, they could have used six sirens to satisfy Scylla’s price.

After all…ruthlessness (to others) is mercy upon ourselves

[thylionheart]

The Odyssey is just Odysseus trying to solve one trolley problem after another and there is never a right answer, my poor man

[maximura]

[foolsocracy]

I can't help but notice you haven't posted any angst in a while and I'm suspicious

whipped this one up just for u anon

[iroissleepdeprived]

"Hello, my name is Odysseus, I have found myself in the Underworld and I am now contemplating how I'm going to get out of this situation."

[coolnonsenseworld]

Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰

linktr.ee/Mezzy

[theguytoendallguys]

Okay, to the Hatchetfield/Starkid fandom, I apologize if this comes off as incredibly mean, but I have repressed rage and must scream this into the void, so

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PAUL CLONES THERE ARE LITERALLY NO FUCKING PAUL CLONES YOU MISSED THE POINT IF THE ONE LINE YOU HAVE AS EVIDENCE SHUT SHUT SHUT

THE LINE "I hire you Pauls to keep our stock high" ISN'T EVIDENCE OF A CLONE IT'S A RIFF ON HOW BUSINESSES TREAT THEIR EMPLOYEES AS REPLACEABLE AND THINK LESS OF THEM AND RRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH

TO JUST SAY THAT *INSERT CHARACTER PLAYED BY JON MATTESON* IS A PAUL CLONE IS FUCKING STUPID BECAUSE A) STARKID IS AN INDIE STUDIO AND THUS REUSES ACTORS TO SAVE MONEY AND B) THAT KINDA DISCREDITS THE ENTIRE ORIGINALITY OF THAT CHARACTER

AND EVEN IF YOU THINK THAT THERE ARE JUST PAUL CLONES WANDERING AROUND NO THERE FUCKING AREN'T WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SEE THAT LINE AND COME TO THE CONCLUSION THERE A SHIT TON OF PAUL CLONES

RRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH THERE ARE NO PAUL CLONES SHUT THE FUCK UP

Edit: Y'all I know I was wrong my ass didn't see Nightmare Time when I posted this because I thought it was like. Silly supplemental material? Y'know like an extra thing that you can watch if you want more content but don't need to understand the full story? Yes I know it was probably stupid of me to say a dumb long rant about something that could have been confirmed by Nightmare Time and was. But y'all. I know I'm wrong. You don't have to keep like reblogging and going "Erm, actually OP 🤓☝️" I KNOW AND I MADE ANOTHER POST ABOUT THIS-

[farbexx]

FINALLY DID IT..

[cowboys-tshot]

i know that Jay has reasons for his character designs but i still wish Odysseus looked older, yk? it's been 20 trauma-filled years, that bitch should be going gray by now

[justarandombrit]

I'm sorry, but nothing will ever be as funny as the fact that neither Paul nor Emma comment on Ted being infected in America Is Great Again.