#murdersquad

[paracosmic-sims]

Elio Alvoretter for @jonquilyst's Total Drama, Season 3!

Elio [they/he, in that order of preference] (Idiot forgot to introduce their own pronouns in the recording) is a very laid-back teenager that somehow is at the epicenter of a very chaotic friend group, and thus, is usually the voice of reason.

Think this, but with at least double the leashes:

Yeah he is tired, but he does love their friends and partners a lot. [And I, as their creator, know TD3 won't be a break in the slightest hehehe]

Self-Assured and Generous traits. They are very benevolent at nature, but have to make themselves heard a lot of the time.

They are a pacifist, but not harmless. They don't think violence is the answer, but if someone starts shit, they take ending it as a much justified excuse. Doesn't throw the first punch, but can, and will throw the last.

He is very interested in environmentalism, and is very adept of solarpunk ideals.

By the way, almost every one of their friends is some combination of goth/grunge/punk. Do not be deceived by his "good boy" appearance. They consistently drawn to the "troubled kids" (which, most of the time, are actually very much fine and correct, despite their reputation)

They have a rather strong moral compass, but an even stronger belief that for every problem there are three sides: the two conflicting ones and the unbiased facts; playing mediator is almost second-nature at this point, and they prefer to take in all information he can before setting down on a firmer stance.

That being said, they have no tolerance for discrimination. In those cases, there really is only one side to the story. The wrong one.

They can't act streamlined for shit. Their focus will meander more than a river. Shit gets done, yes, but on its own time. They don't rush it. For them, the path/process is way more satisfying than the end goal.

Speaking of not rushing stuff, they identify as: genderqueer but definitely half-asssing it. In fact, they are only going by they/them as a primary set of pronouns because they can't be bothered to enforce anything other than back in his circles (their friends do try, but he is so very chill with the accidental defaulting to he/him that it takes rather long for everyone to realize it happens) (Like... champ, be a little more firm about it, will you? Just for once. I promise it's okay)

Although they are more on it for their girlfriend rather than themselves, they genuinely want to go through the experience. Again, they enjoy the journey and the excitement of trying out something new way more than they are there for the win.

Besides, it's a chance to meet some new people! (And maybe help consolidate the nagging feeling that he'd be great as a future psychologist? He isn't sure yet, but applying to college is right down the corner, so...)

And while they very faithful for both of their partners, the three of them have had a long discussion and decided that, whatever happens, happens. If feelings bloom during the season, nobody would be against it (though I think that Elio would be very upfront about the fact that they are in a relationship, and would probably try to keep a possible romance very restrained to TD3. But if feelings really take root, I dont think it'd be too much of an issue to try them out of that setting as well.

Some random character sheets, because I don't think there's a better way to summarize their kind of role in their chaotic murdersquad friend group unless I make a three-page-essay.

I wish I could remember the skills I gave them, but unfortunately S4TI doesn't allow me to check :( I'm pretty sure herbalism is there, along with some cooking (he helps his mama) and some charisma (one of their only real strenghts for TD3). So yeah, I think that's the basic so nobody will instantly die?

If there's anything unclear about them, or any additional information you want to know, please DM me!!! I'd love to ramble some more about this precious little bean now that he has an opportunity to shine <3 (I love them, but let's be honest, Arielly being always my Main Character does reduce him a little)

[Private Download] [As soon as I can figure out what is happening to my SFS]

[druidshollow]

”its a small thing” you said. “just a quick doodle” you said.

ITS BEEN A MONTH AND A HALF OF OFF THE STRING. not that I’m complaining, I actually have a question!

Did you specifically create Dune and the MurderSquad just for this au, or were they around before?

WHEN I GOT THIS ASK IT HAD ONLY BEEN 15 DAYS WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. now its been almost a month. but still.

i made every member of dunes group (including her) for the au, except for ten silver roots, who already existed!

^^^you can tell this art isnt as recent because before the cartoon tears phrases has normal sized eyes and not massive saucers

i designed him so phrases would have a friend and not be alone after rivers' collapse. he ended up being part of dunes group because he needed to be phrases' neighbour and they dont really have any neighbours in any other direction, and because having spotty communications is relevant to root's canon story AND dunes au story so it works well for them to share a group

root makes three slugcats in canon! (well, two and a half. he designed the lovers but phrases actually purposed their half) after a long period of time almost all of the Civilizing Divide group has either fallen or gone silent. in an attempt not to be alone, root sends out the Frequencer. this is how he meets phrases! after they meet they create the Lovers together (this is canon timeline)

ive never drawn these three til now and their designs are super likely to be different next time

root never got along with his local group, im thinking thanks to dune. shes got tight ties in the group, and everyone who doesnt like her so much probably likes new whimsy, who is arguably even more gossipy, so dune just spread anti-root propaganda to her whole family

i dont exactly know WHAT root did to earn dune's ire. maybe he ratted her out on or got her in trouble for something very early on before he really understood social norms and since shes so spiteful she just NEVER got over it

(dune being a bully is canon in canon timeline and os au)

[neoncollision]

Murdersquad AU inspired by Cloud’s Death Daggers on AO3 (great storyline, but has not updated in a while)

[lettuce-tv]

"squidbeak splatoon" = "jawbone murdersquad"

[universaln0b0dy]

Lol, that's so kgms (Kawaii girls murdersquad) coded.

You are a villain with a long-standing rivalry with the local Magical Girl. One day, you learn that the Magical Girl has been abandoned by her parents.

[kackzsuki]

Tsuyu: What do rainbows mean to you?

Midoriya: Gay rights.

Uraraka: There's money.

Todoroki: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.

Iida: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

[thedevilsfamiliar]

Katsuki, surveying the Dekusquad, feeling a little out of place:... so...

Iida, looking over at Katsuki:... have you ever tried to kill a man?

Katsuki, reeling: huh-

Shoto, sitting at the steps of the dorms waiting for Izuku: or tried to fist fight a cop?

Katsuki, feeling like the floor was swept out from under him: excuse me-?

Tsuyu, from beside Iida: keiro, how about submerging someone under water until they lose consciousness?

Katsuki, feeling cold sweat run down his back: um-

Uraraka, grinning, chin on Tsuyu’s shoulder: or stole from a store?

Katsuki, under his breath: Deku, what kind of people do you hang out with?

Izuku, appearing next to Katsuki: have you ever killed someone?

Katsuki, jumping away and staring at Izuku: I- what? No.

Izuku, humming: well. Hang out with us and you’ll eventually commit attempted murder.

Katsuki, shook: I- what? Deku-?

Izuku, winking: welcome back to the murdersquad, Kacchan.

[nighttimewanderings]

Bonus point if that character has been relatively calm, grounded, or patient prior to the other member of the pairing’s injury.

Additional points if multiple people lose their shit over the one getting hurt. #murdersquad

[reverietruecrime]

Thanks to the people at CrimeDoor I have some fantastic guests coming on the show soon! All I will tell you right now is who the guests will be!

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🚪 The incredible Paul Holes! Paul is a retired cold case investigator, one of the hosts of the Murder Squad podcast and he helped solve the Golden State Killer case. There’s not much in the realm of true crime that Paul doesn’t do or hasn’t done! And yes, I’m as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!

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[truecrimeware]

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[davidwfloydart]

Still waiting 🐝 🐝 🐝 #killerbees #murderhornets #dangerousinsects #murdersquad #stimuluscheck #waitingpatiently #waitingontheworld (at Dogpatch, San Francisco) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAyjVbahiIyj-kEwUfGT9UKux-gppZMcuQ8V540/?igshid=1dijt4uay97x5

[whatitshouldvebeen]

I love that t-rex took care of each other. Bet they hunted together too. Organized t-rex murdersquad

I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.

[livisart]

idk how 2 caption this bye @jyugokun @neko-neko-murder

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[vcinx-blog]

Hello he’s freaking gay tbh.

Drawn by: @bluenitas ilu ♥

[sweetahoges]

every time i see a pigeon, i thank macrou for the blessing 👏👏👏

COO

[glo-katt84]

Just waiting till the quackity murdersquad gets em

Cool! But what do you mean by ‘higher stakes’? Are they going to be killed irl for losing or what