#murder fam

[every-dayiwakeup]

Ok but also imagine Michael Myers becoming a father figure to his new gay murder sons 😂 they have dinners together almost every night and if anyones homophobic to billy and/or steve they are immediately getting their throats slashed. Love wins

Lmfao yes!!

Michael somehow ends up as a single dad/protector/ serial killer mentor of Billy and his boyfriend...

The whole thing is a sitcom.

Billy can sleep easier knowing he's there. Steve knowing he's not ever really alone means sooo much to him.

Michael's a fair cook, but he keeps using bigger knives than he needs. Like buttering toast for example.

Sometimes they sneak into people's houses a little after dinner time. Michael's got to show the young ones how it's done. They can't go during the day, and they have to make sure everyone in the house is dead before they sit at the dinner table and enjoy a warm home-cooked meal.

If we bring a blood kink into it tho... whew!

Billy stopping in the middle of stabbing someone to lick his knife, and when he sees Steve covered in blood? It's over.

While they're fucking, Michael ties up any loose ends.

If they can't sneak into a house, he takes them to a McDonald's drive thru. Billy orders, of course lol.

Michael doesn't actually mind their company. Sure, they can get loud as hell, but they're good kids.

Billy doesn't feel as on edge with him around, because Michael tends to move in slow motion with him. The fact that he doesn't talk, doesn't yell... 🥺

If they're still in school while being gay and doing crime, Michael makes sure they go on time. He's always watching, which brings both boys comfort.

Since he doesn't talk, he taps his fingers on surfaces, or either boys' shoulder to get their attention. Hes a pretty good listener. Not so much a hugger, though. If Billy or Steve are in need of physical comfort and they come to him of all people? He's just like 🧍‍♂️

Still, he does make an effort. He pats them on the head, ruffling their hair (they protest bc they've spent hours in the bathroom just focused on that, which he doesn't understand), and gently (as gentle as he can) smacking them on the back.

He teaches them how to properly hold a knife and how to move like a shadow.

They also come in handy if he needs to get a new knife polishing kit. It's not like he can just walk places without causing any suspicion.

No one fucks with the Myers boys. If anyone as much as looks at them wrong or spits in their direction, Michael goes full rabid poppa bear mode.

Best believe he does not tolerate homophobia 🙏

What a fucking ally lmao-

There is a strange comfort in his violence to both Steve and Billy.

They may be an odd bunch, but they're family.

[suchawrathfullamb]

hannigram coded and you guys decide who is who

[kacievvbbbb]

You do get the sense that Mihawk is a man that has never been normal about a single thing, a day in his life.

He either underreacts or overreacts, Things either don't affect him or obsess him there is no in between. There is only the russian roulette of which option you get.

And unless you're a certain red head or cotton candy haired child, neither option spells anything great for your general well being or the integrity of your ship...

[radiance1]

Ferret Danny.

So, Vlad has decided to host a Gala at his own mansion, inviting a vast majority of the rich, including Lex Luthor and the Wayne family. Danny, not so subtly begs Vlad for him to join in because he has a plan.

Vlad doesn't know why Danny is begging since he never does, but he eventually caves in an agrees for Danny to attend. Danny calls up the ghost ferrets and makes a whole plan to have them in suits and dresses and little accessories for them as well. He askes Vlad to make various gadgets that would let them translate into human speech and then is off teaching them lessons.

Never would he thought he would use them, but this is one of the best ways he's ever decided to.

The day of the Gala, there are various amounts of ferrets in butler outfits leading in guests (some walk on two feet) and some even being the guests. Danny, meanwhile, is dressed like a king (he is not the ghost king.) with a royal cape, a crown and scepter. He's personally greeting every guest (ferret) that enters alongside Vlad, and when that's over the ferrets are seated at a table (not on the same level as the other guests) and seemingly having a very serious discussion.

Everyone else (aside from Vlad) is confused about this situation. Certainly, they've heard rumors about Vlad Masters has a program buying and collecting various ferrets, but this isn't what any of them even imagined and that, the white one who's eyes and fur glowed was obviously a sight to see as well.

Various people asked where Vlad acquired him from, with Vlad not giving any specific answer. A while into the gala, Lex Luthor is getting increasingly annoyed by the fact that Vlad Masters has shrugged him off to talk with mere animals, and obviously he's noticed that whenever he walks towards the man to make conversation, one of them appear at his side to talk with him and causes him to turn down any other conversation at that point.

Safe to say, he isn't pleased.

Damian Wayne has heard many a rumor about Vlad Masters. How could he not? He's famous for his hospitalization, his quick rise to power, his reclusiveness and love for the packers.

The rumors he focused on, however, was those that involved the ferrets the man seemingly collected. Damian couldn't let it go when he heard rumors that perhaps Vlad Masters buys them to fulfill some sick, twisted pleasure of his, and that he buys more and more because the others he's bought didn't last long.

As the son of the Bat and the successor to the Robin mantle he couldn't let this go until he's investigated to confirm the rumors, and out the man for his cruelty if they prove to be true.

So him holding a gala was a chance he couldn't let go of. For Vlad Masters only attends galas, never does he host them himself, a rare opportunity for him to easily enter the man's domain was one he could not let go of.

What he saw when he got there was not of his expectations, seeing a green colored ferret dressed as a butler leading them into the mansion wasn't it, he expected a human one. He thought back to some of the more gruesome rumors, and suddenly something seemed to click for him and he was worried.

He needed to investigate thoroughly.

Then he saw this one particular ferret, and Damian's stomach twisted. A ferret who's fur glowed a brilliant white and eyes a toxic green that obviously spoke of experimentation, and while he may be dressed as a king, Damian couldn't help but jump to unfortunate conclusions.

If he wanted to know what was going, then he had to speak to someone. He tried speaking with the ferrets that lead him and his family in, a device seemingly allowing them to speak in human tongue on their person and Damian looked closer. He saw that their fur seemed to glow as well, just like the first, not as brightly and there were certain other features he brushed off as them belonging to another species he didn't know of.

But running along the lines of experimentation everything just seemed to click together like puzzle pieces.

Unfortunately, the butlers didn't offer him much information, so he had to set his sights on the other 'guests'. They didn't have much to say either, so he had to look elsewhere.

He couldn't talk to that despicable man called Vlad Masters, that would raise suspicion all to quickly if he asked certain questions, so.

He set his sights on the king, seated at a table with other ferrets dressed like nobles. If anyone were to know better than what was going on here, then it had to be one of them.

[dreadeves]

rosemary & jack/johnny are a comedy actually. rosemary is all ‘i want kit to grow up happy and safe and trusting and without the responsibility and knowledge i grew up with’ and kit’s all like ‘my father destroyed my ability to believe people are willing to give something for nothing & i cannot believe people actually like me unless im useful to them in some way’. like. i’m so sorry girlie. you picked the wrong man

[msfcatlover]

Oh look. Reverse!Robins.

Bruce: “No murder.”

Damian: “No murder.”

Cass: “No murder.”

Tim: “No murder.”

Jason: “No murder for babies.”

Duke: “No murder until you can write me a researched & cited essay on why it is necessary for the greater good. Five page minimum.”

Dick: “I’m gonna murder.”

Red Hood!Steph: “I LIKE THIS ONE!”

[socksandbuttons]

...

*pushes smol Eclipse down*

Why are you pushing the man???

[lesbianbanana]

Screaming while thinking about how Dionysus got introduced to Olympus.

Beginning his life (if you don't count the Orphic myths) he's handed to Hermes who's constantly trying to find a babysitter for him while Hera is hunting him down. Eventually he goes to live with Rhea for a bit and then trains with Chiron before going out and exploring and stuff.

The Gigantomachy. Dionysus is either on the verge of ascending to godhood of a VERY VERY new god when Zeus announces it's time to go fight great-grandma's new batch of kids. Heracles is still kicking during this time, and Heracles is also sometimes there when Dionysus goes down to the Underworld to get his mother and ascend to Olympus, so they're around the same age-ish. So yeah, great introduction to the fam.

Then. The Trojan War. The Trojan War would only be maybe a decade and a half later, really. Considering Heracles is in the Gigantomachy, and in that one myth he accidentally kills (?) Chiron, Achilles is just there in the background. There's also something about him fistfighting the brother of Tyndareus, the (adoptive) father of Helen. Dionysus isn't mentioned in the Iliad (I don't think) probably because he and his new wife Ariadne are hiding under their blankets in absolute horror of Olympus. Imagine Dionysus chatting with Apollo or Poseidon after the Gigantomachy and then watching them absolutely go murderous during the Trojan War. Dionysus is just sitting there in the background while Athena drags Ares and Aphrodite and Hera whoops Artemis' ass.

And then??? Everyone just goes back to being chill again??? Apollo is no longer murdering absolutely everyone but instead defending his bestie Orestes in court??? Athena isn't being a crazy bloodthirsty madwoman and has taken up a new gig as a judge??? Dionysus turns to Hermes and is like "is this normal??!3?$$@" and Hermes just sighs really loudly and nods.

[poppy5991]

When people believe that some MHA characters deserve redemption but other characters should die

You know those people that scrawled “Your only redemption is death.” on Toga’s walls. And how that was bad? Yeah….

You don’t have to forgive or like a character, but death sentence?

What are you, a cop?

[darlingod]

The Wicked King Ch.15 by Holly Black

The Wicked King Ch.19

Cardan: it’s funny cause the only bitch i see here is you

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

HI maggots this is just to reassure you that I am alive (ik if I'm not on Discord or Tumblr it usually means I've got into some sort of trouble) (but I haven't I swear no chaos here) (I just went out with my friend to watch a play and I'm staying over at her place coz she's visiting India rn)

SO DON'T WORRY I HAVEN'T BURNED THE CITY DOWN OR ANYTHING I SHALL BE BACK SOON AND THEN WE CAN BURN DOWN CITIES TOGETHER MMKAY LOVE YOU ALL

[suchawrathfullamb]

We should come together as a creepy fandom and do something for Halloween, like an October Hannibal Special. What could it be though?

[afacelesschampion]

[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

don’t be too heartbroken over the Death Match #2 universe. it’s a silly little universe that Matt Lang thought up for a fun livestream. if your favourite died too soon, don’t let that ruin your love for that character and i’ll tell you why; motherfucking Ted Spankoffski is the final survivor. the whole timeline is whack, your favourite character is fine trust me.

[peacefulharu]

Ok so recently i have read quite a few jeankasa fanfics and doujins mentioning that mikasa thought jean looks like /reminds her of her dad. like, his clothing style/the way he talks/some stuff he talks about etc. and as a legit daddy's girl, I LOVE THIS HEADCANON SO MUCHHH💯💯💯🤭🤭🤭

[dustteller]

Yknow, I think this passage really captures how Ouyang views Esen, especially in contrast with how Baoxiang views Esen. Ouyang geuinely believes the best of Esen, he genuinely belives that Esen is good and pure and kind and that it's himslef that is taining him into being otherwise. And while Ouyang is right in that he's technically responsible for Esen’s current emotional state (he did very much kill Esen’s dad and frame his brother for it, that is very much a thing he just did), for once it isn't his fault for the everything else going on with Esen?

I do think Esen is generally good-natured, and tries to be kind and generous to those he loves, but it's very clear that Ouyang has reduced him to JUST that in his head. He only sees Esen’s best qualities as inherent to him, and all the bad ones are Ouyang's fault somehow. He blames himself for Esen not understanding him (because there's something wrong with him, and even when he's mad at Esen for not caring enough to notice certain things he justifies it in his head by making it about his own unmanliness or whatever and Esen is just to perfect for that), for any failure in battle (yeah you're the general but Esen also approved this hes your boss dude), and generally for any moment where Esen exhibits less than stellar behaviour/capacity/etc. When in reality, we have a lot of moments where Esen is just sort of a dick, many of which are pre-ouyang (courtesy of HWDtW wbx flashbacks, which, granted, are also biased but my point still stands). We see Esen's constant and usually unjustified frustration with wbx and sometimes Ouyang, we see him be dismissive of the things they tell him, in the pre-order reward its pretty much stated that he makes a habit of dumping Ouyang outside brothels for hours while he goes inside to get laid, in one of his first scenes we see how much he enjoys it when Ouyang spends the whole morning tormenting Altan (altho tbf he kinda deserved it, altan suuuccckkss), and in general Esen just kinda treats people like crap sometimes. He's snapish and short-tempered and stubborn and imperious, loves whining about stuff, and is a shitty brother and best friend. He's got a lot of good qualities too, like how he's one of the few people that treats Ouyang with respect and tries to treat him as an equal, how his first reaction when wbx is insulted is to come to his defense (even if wbx usually foils his attempts by immediately clapping back and storming off), how we see him recognize he gets frustrated witj wbx too easily and tries to hold his temper back, how he immediately self-sacrifices to save Ouyang from his dad, how even after thinking wbx killed their dad he does really want to forgive him.

My point is, Esen is trying, but he's a very flawed human being, and Ouyang just can't seem to grasp that. He looks at him with rose-colored glasses. And it's so interesting that amongst all the shitty things Ouyang has done (and this duology really just is Ouyang and WBX fuck up yuan dynasty china to truly Epic proportions), the one he feels worst about is the one that isn't actually his fault (sorta). He may have killed Chaghan and been the catalyst for Esen's emotional blow up, but he isn't responsible for Esen having the capacity to burn WBX's books. That was Esen's decision. He hasn't somehow manipulated Esen into an eviler, crueler version of himself by virtue of existing evil-y and eunuch-y and revengefully im his vicinity. Esen was always capable of this, even if we take out Ouyang's actual manipulations, and I think this whole I-tainted-hin mentality really encapsulates how fucked up their relationship and Ouyang's mental state are in general. After all, Ouyang doesn't feel bad about the murder, or the framing, and he feels guilt about causing Esen pain, but most of all, he feels absolutely terrible that he's shattered what he sees as Esen’s purity, which in reality is mostly just the pedestal he himslef put him on. Man, what a fucked up little guy.