#muppet posting

[puppybot]

muppet hole this muppet hole that … oh yeah well what about him? what about his heart? his hole? whatever ..

[lapislavender]

No nuance here, Go with your heart

[zombpuppies]

Happy pride month!

[ro--lal]

i love having notifs on for mr the frog

[lost-estradiographer]

Miss Piggy has been serving wholesale cunt since 1976

[vanitythevantropist]

Silly Game Time: What's a live-action movie or play you think would be cool to see animated (or with the Muppets if you're a fan of them)?

Ooooo👀 I like this one

You know what would be crazy cool? A Silence of the Lambs animated movie, specifically 2D and in the Disney style but with ✨blood✨ n shit

I think it’s be fun!!

Also, I wanna see a Muppet version of Beauty and the Beast because I think it’d be funny

Like, picture this; the beast is a super attractive dude, but all the Muppets resent him for being ‘ugly’

I think it would be very funny

[steeltwigz]

Since I didn't get any art done today, here's a Bertnie edit

They're so Gay I love the queers

[Img ID: A screenshot of Bert and Ernie, from Sesame Street. Their noses are touching and Bert has his hand on Ernie's shoulder. Behind them is the Gilbert Baker pride flag. End ID.]

[chubgosty]

Sudden Game Theory:

I'm partially convinced the Muppet Joker story was made to be a Homestuck reference even before the sudden Vriska arc

The association with clowns through the Joker, the father's horse obsession, the God Damn Muppet Hole and Muppet Sex, maybe also the sword thing and heavy mentions of religion, but that might be a stretch

All of these things on their own seem wacky and nonsensical in their own right, but once you put the Vriska kinning thing into the mix, along with there being a whole tag on the blog of them live reading the comic since February when they started posting again, suddenly everything makes a little bit of sense, little seeds of something that told the twist before anyone really fully noticed

Conclusion? Either the person running it was already a Homestuck when they first started, or they eventually started reading it for the bit cuz of the Smuppets existing and thought 'hey maybe this could be a fun way to add onto the absurdity of it all' I'm probably not the first one to think this, but hey you never know, just something that came to mind

[theanoninyourinbox]

[lapislavender]

look me in the eyes n tell me they aren't married

[markermonarchy]

once again, it is muppetsona time

[alienthey]

muppets gocharov

people have been dream-casting a goncharov remake cause we’re coming up on its 50 year anniversary. if the muppets were to do their own goncharov i totally know how they’d cast it. obviously it’s a bit dark for the muppets to take on but it’s fun to think about nonetheless.

kermit as goncharov - as funny as gonzo-rov would be as a title, he’s a strong leading man and could hold his own in a more serious role.

miss piggy as katya - she can definitely do that femme fatale vibe. her and kermit obviously have good chemistry but i think the tension between them would come across really well.

tom hiddleston as andrey - this is a muppet movie adaption, we need one human character. he’s got the look and can definitely do that trickster/morally grey type character. i also would just love to see him in anything with the muppets and would be able to play off they’re energy even for something as serious as goncharov.

janice as sofia - i think her and piggy would have really good chemistry. although she’s also a criminal, she’s the “nicest” person in the film and i think that fits janice well.

rizzo the rat as ice pick joe - i feel like so many of rizzo’s non sequiturs imply that he’s had an interesting past which is perfect for ice pick joe. his voice is also really good for it, although this size paired with him as a hitman has some room for some muppet-esque jokes

[brodenby]

They might say “it’s not easy being green” but you know what!?! SCREW THE HATERS!!!

tumblr exclusive

[fabcreature]

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

[lapislavender]

They're funky!!!!

[ohmygodthemuppets]

Very very fond of the muppet ghosts