#muh vibes

[crusaderguy]

Just wanna know how others perceive me.

[waddei]

Nov 16 but the explosion behind Wilbur is framed to look like wings

idea by @clingyduoapologist ^^

[herheartdisplayed]

It’s finally starting to feel like fall 🍂

[brenna]

the vibe for june 26th is remember to water your plants. and yourself.

[cerosin-bis]

Do you think the reason chimera operators are not coming back in MWII/MWIII is because of the similarity of the chimera logo with the azov battalion patch?

https://www.esportstalk.com/news/fan-finds-neo-nazi-symbol-in-warzone-emblem/

Definitely not. The emblem was patched in the game (mw19) files I think if I remember correctly late 2020 to remove the Azov reference.

The reason why mw19 ops in general aren't coming back however is because MWIII definitely is more focused on collabs. Like, its whole direction (artistic and event-wise) has almost exclusively been collabs so far. MWII was already going in that direction, with a few returning characters from 19 being exceptions either due to popularity (Nikto in s4) or because their bios mentioned things that were relevant to MWII (Roze at launch, and Mace w/ Shadow Company in s5). I think it's safe to assume by now we won't see any other mw19 character returning.

[salamifuposey]

been forever since Garter, have a top hatted man at ya! 🎸

[slautertm]

it's a small hello i love you all lots and i challenge you to treat yourself on this fine working boys day.

[hana-the-ghostieee]

hey so um when i made this blog i thought i would use it to upload art

...i didn't

so here have this really sad bright pink sketch thing from last last month because i'm one of those people that literally just let this idea sit around for all eternity until i find it again and then work on it for five minutes before getting bored and losing interest for the next 4 weeks

also there may be guro

and if you can't tell what's going on. um lemme explain

so you know how the like half and half art was trending WAY back in 2021??? (or was it 2020??? pretty much everyone had that as their pfp) with like the wolves and the blue/pink or blue/orange??? yeah. now that the trend is dead, i draw something based on that. because it only gets appealing when no one shoves it in your face. basically what Moriah Elizabeth said (awesome artist, 2011-2015 Kyary-esque but not as wacky. or as Japanese.)

anywayssssss on the left we have. Amy as a ghost cuz Kumo to Yuurei but how he looked like in the Nautilus MV but kinda gory cuz human bodies disintegrate underwater over time i think??? the quick google search i did last last month said that so um yeah his ghost be part exposed bone with the background from the literal end of the Dakara Boku wa Ongaku wo Yameta MV (as in he looks behind before he oofs himself end)

and then on the right we have Nautilus. just the scene from Nautilus where Elma's holding the guitar like opposite sides of a magnet do to each other and she's crying and the papers of something she held flew away

and both of them are standing at the dock Amy oofed himself on, and from the Wikipedia article i read on types of Yuureis, um yeah Amy's ghost is literally. supposed to be there.

also i added some text cuz well Amy's really confused as to??? why the heck isn't Elma responding??? like yeah he's a ghost now but he's a Yuurei, right??? so like he gets to interact with the human world for the last time now that the reason he couldn't move on is here why can't he (but then [insert some really random reason that makes absolutely no sense here because Japanese folklore makes roughly as much sense as the PONPONPON MV] and then he just ends up moving on to a rebirth anyways)

[ireblogthetruth]

And about men.

At least they can go for the Darwin Award?

[tryingtofindava]

May I ask for Ticci Toby with a proxy S/O? Who's personality is completely different from him like quieter, calmer, heartless yet in private is like soft on him and gives his probably touch starved self the affection that he never got

── 𝐓𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐢 𝐓𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐰 𝐚 𝐬/𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐦*ೃ༄

: ̗̀➛Back to Source

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TOBYY HE’S 30 NOW!! :D

He’s actually quite observant, and noticed immediately that the two of you don’t have much in common personality wise.

Opposite attract ig. It honestly gives black cat x golden retriever dynamic vibes.

He rambles your ears off when you lock into quiet mode, and when you let him yap away the conversations be changing up so quickly.

On the rare occasion you guys get partnered together for a mission, he’s twitching in excitement while you stand right next to him being the quiet level headed person you are (both being covered in gallons of blood).

HAULS your ass to go and do something either stupid or chaotic, and even though he’d be doing the most wildest shit ever you’d be next to him so underwhelmed by everything.

His red flag is that he’s sees murder sprees as dates. He’s also trying into impress you with cool ways to off someone with his trusty hatchets, trying to get at least some form of reaction outta you.

Speaking of murder, he LOVES watching you end people’s subscriptions to life without a second thought. No guilt or hesitance hanging over your head. (he thinks it’s hot af.)

“Duh-damn, wish y-you’d choke muh-me like that.”

He loves when nobody else’s around you become much super lovey dovey. He also likes that you only show this side of yourself to him and no one else. (HE’S POSSESSIVE AND GETS JELLY EASILY!!)

God knows this deprived bitch needs affection like that.

It’s canon that he doesn’t remember his past, (but he does get bits of déjà vu or small flashback memories) So he probably doesn’t even know he’s touch starved until you come into his life.

He thrives off the attention you give him, even if it’s only behind closed doors.

[littlekohai77]

No Nut November-!!

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕊𝕋 𝕋𝕆 𝕄𝕆𝕊𝕋 𝕃𝕀𝕂𝔼𝕃𝕐 𝕋𝕆 𝕎𝕀ℕ-!!

𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢-- 𝙸 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍.

🄲🄷🄰🅁🄰🄲🅃🄴🅁🅂: Ellis Twilight from IkeVil, this was supposed to be multi character but I got carried away.

🅆🄰🅁🄽🄸🄽🄶🅂: nsfw, content minors dni or bald Jude is coming for you, oversimtulation, slight non consent vibes, slight mention of overworking, squirting, semi public sex, possibly extremely ooc.

*･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*:✼✿　　✿✼:*ﾟ:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･*

🄻🄴🄰🅂🅃 🄻🄸🄺🄴🄻🅈 🅃🄾 🅆🄸🄽: 1-2 weeks.

◡̈🅴🅻🅻🅸🆂 🆃🆆🅸🅻🅸🅶🅷🆃:

The thing about him is... He's a person who who enjoys pleasing you and keeping you happy. Making you feel joy, satisfaction and serenity as much as possible is what he most aims for.

So... It wouldn't necessarily be difficult for him. It would be you who would make the challenge difficult. Because the moment you start showing signs of being needy is when his resolve starts to crumble and he gets hit with the desire to please you. To stop seeing you frown and press your thighs together, trying to desperately to get enough friction. To stop hearing your cries of disappointment and dissatisfaction from behind your door cause your fingers just aren't thick or long enough to reach those oh so sensitive spots deep within you, something only he can reach. He just wants to break down this door, hold you and glue himself in between your thighs.

In another scenario where he's thinking about just how happy you would be, just how bright you'd smile after a full month of being deprived of pleasure. Where he's considering the big reward on the long run, he'd still lose.

Because since you guys are all doing this challenge together, Jude would try to drown himself in work as a distraction to make himself stop thinking about his cute little lover. Which would lead to him taking a lot more of the load than normal, in turn lessening the load for Ellis. Allowing him more free time.

And what does this goofy little goober do with his free time? Well he spends it with you. And he's not that much of a patient fellow.

Which would eventually lead to you being propped up against the wall in your balcony, legs hung over his shoulders, his face smushed into your little pussy, his nose pressed up against your clit, creating stimulations that tether on the edge of pleasurable and painful, him creating scandalous wet sounds, slurping up all your joices like a starved man, sucking on your puffy folds, your toes curling, the coil in your lower stomach tightening impossibly, eyes rolling back, as you beg him to slow down and yet keep grinding your cunny against his drenched face.

All care for public decency has lapsed through him. As you whimper, mention that what if someone sees- He chuckles, causing vibrations across your little flower, sending chills that run up your spine and shoves you over the edge, a clear liquid spilling all over. Him pulling away to open his mouth and catch all of it, pulling apart your puffy lips and rubbing your little nub to draw out the high as long as possible. He looks so pleased. So happy to finally have relieved you of the pain he was foolish enough to put you through for one and a half weeks!

"One... " he brings his face closer to your cunny, licking up the access juices dripping from it, the stream now weaker than before. "One ... Muh-ore! " he gasps, his voice coming out muffled as he encloses his mouth around your nub and sucks it into his mouth. And you're too dumb right now to even respond, all that come out are incoherent words and high pitched noises.

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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍... 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚞𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜...

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞... :)

[martialartslover7]

Hot take: Yamato stole Anko's role

No disrespect towards you Yamato fam, but, in hindsight, what kind of purpose did Yamato serve, beyond being later reduced to a comic relief, who is horrendously incompetent at his job with keeping Naruto's Kyuubi chakra in-check? ...Like, seriously, what is the point of this character? If we needed insight on how corrupt Danzo was, we already got Sai for that, and even he is not that interesting to me. But for who he was, he served a grander purpose. But Yamato, why is he even thing? He feels so... weirdly shoehorned into Kakashi's backstory, as if, "he was always there", that kind of vibe.

Kinda like Lars Alexandersson from Tekken 6...

Meanwhile, someone like Anko, could have easily taken his place, especially during the Tenchi Bridge story arc, and provide us with her impeccable insight on Orochimaru, as she knew this vile man, inside out. She could have shown to Naruto, Sakura and Sai, what training must have looked like for Sasuke, while training under her former teacher's guidance, and how vindictive this snake man really is. As, let's not kid ourselves, he did play a significant part in Sasuke ending up the way he did, personality-wise. Plus, it would have been a nice way to show, how much faith Kakashi is willing to put in Anko, considering that, in Part 1, filler or not, they seemed to have some tiny ounce and hint of familiarity between the two. And she doesn't exactly seem like the type of person to be "incompetent" (Seriously, FUCK. OFF. BORUTO. Anko did NOT deserve to be reduced to THIS.), she could have shown off her jutsu prowess in many ways than one, even Sealing jutsu, considering she was trained by Orochimaru himself, who had access to such an ability, which he had shown off in Part 1 against Naruto.

So, no, I say, Anko's spot in the story, truly was unintentionally stolen by Yamato, who, in my opinion, is just flat, boring and doesn't have that much depth to himself, you could have easily given this Wood release jutsu specialty to Anko, too, in all honesty.

Plus, I would have loved to see Anko having some mild form of satisfaction in seeing Naruto tearing Orochimaru to pieces with his fox chakra, before then needing to restrain him. I dunno, man, in hindsight, this feels like an Any % Speedrun on how easily you can waste a character, that deserved to have way more screentime than what she was given, she is not even playable in the videogames, outside of the PS2 titles.

You did muh gurl dirty, Kishimoto. Shame on you.

[desswright29]

Ghetto Story Summary

Y’all it’s this story I want to find and I’m not sure if it’s on here or A03 (I’m leaning towards A03). It was a series and it was never finished. But y’all about to get one hell of a summary.

Shuri and reader are in an arranged marriage. Shuri actually liked reader but ol girl wasn’t tryna hear it. But she wasn’t blind or nothing every once in awhile she would be like yea she is looking kinda right ya know. Anyway Shuri’s given it her all. And one day they have to go to this meet up at the White House with the president and his wife. The wife is instantly giving y/n bad vibes. But she’s chillin. But she keeps throwing lil jabs at Shuri. Shuri ain’t catching it but y/n wasn’t having it. So the 1st lady goes to the bathroom and y/n follows her in there and they have a slight lil altercation cause we went in there like “bitch you gone respect my wife!” And then they walk out like nothing happened and we curl up under Shuri and give that hoe a nasty mug. So we have to leave cause Shuri has another event to speak at at a school. And it was real cute or whatever y/n sees her in a different light and all that.

So reader and her family used to come to DC often and she had this reaturaunt that was her favorite she mentioned it a looong time ago. Shuri remembered and surprised her now readers warming up because she didn’t think Shuri was paying attention that much. So they leave and now y/n want some damn ice cream right. Okoye like “Aight now we already made to many got damn detours we need to get outta dodge.” And Shuri’s like “Maaaan Shut up! My baby want some muh fuckin Ice cream she gone get some muh fuckin ice cream.” So they go get the muh fuckin Ice cream. So Shuri is standing with Okoye and I think Ayo (don’t quote me) keeping watch out while you get Ice cream. Whole time ol dude at the ice cream stand is the Opp. Upped the tooly on her shot her 3 times. FAH FAH FAH!!!! 1st lady put a hit out on us! Now Shuri scrambling and Okoye nem go to catch ol boy. Shuri gets y/n stabilized with a bead. And get her back to Wakanda because she doesn’t trust the American hospitals.

You’re in a coma for awhile. Shuri’s pissed and spiraling. Now They’re keeping it very private that you’ve been shot. But some how Washington puts out a statement. Sending their condolences. 😬 Big mistake Shuri’s catching on. So Shuri calls Okoye who has the dude that shot y/n (they’re still in America because they can get in trouble for taking him across the boarder). Shuri’s like “is he talking?” Okoye like “Nah”. Shuri said “Fuck that shit bring that nigga to me IMMEDIATELY.” They tried to talk her out of it. She wasn’t hearing it. You wake up out of your coma.

Y’all have a beautiful moment. She’s in the hospital bed with you chilling when Okoye comes in like. I got your package. And Shuri like “Bet” you notice the interaction and you’re like “Shuri don’t do no dumb shit” she like “nah not me.” She leaves. You don’t believe her. They leave Aneka with you. You like take me to where she is. Aneka like “I can’t do that!” You like “Yes you can!” She like “aight” So she gets you in a wheelchair and takes you to the basement of the palace you didn’t even know was there. She gets you behind the double sided glass and Shuri is in there BEATING THIS MAN INTO A PULP!! 🫦 Fucking that man UP I tell you! And that’s where it ended.

Anyway. Anybody else read that story and know the name of it? That was one of the most gangster sexiest non smut versions of Shuri I’ve ever read in my life. 😩

[spoonmoment119]

Awhg your art is really amazing i love it so muh, every art pic you make just gives off the most happiest silliest vibes, and i just instantly makes me giggle and puts a grin on my face

Ur a cool artist and a really cool inspiration!!

OMG TYSM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rainworldconfessions]

rain world is a game with heavy religious themes and we need to accept that bc omg the amount of takes i see on this app about this game?? muh religion bad and its all a hallucination—like i understand having your own interpretation of the lore but writing it off as a hallucination and that the religion is fake and stupid is SO BORING. just my opinion. not every religion is christianity guys. the game is soo explicitly inspired by many themes inside of hinduism and the levels are literally called KARMA guys please

and that isnt to say all religion is good, in game it drove many ancients to do abhorrent things and in downpour the undergrowth echo (at least in my opinion) makes it seem like its possible that some people were forced into ascending, but like something about the take that is “nothing in the void sea is real, its all a hallucination to placate slugcats before they die” rubs me the wrong way and reminds me of those edgy internet theories of like every form of media in existence where its just “ooo but what if the main character is just in a coma/dreaming/insane”

and not every take like that is intended to be annoying like that but just in my opinion they always end up with that vibe.

tl;dr “religion bad atheism good everything religion based is wrong and incorrect” is kind of a stupid fucking take especially when talking about a game literally inspired by real world religion

(and also this is all my own personal opinion feel free to flame me in the comments)

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[cry-ptidd]

Yeah. exactly

Abraham probably used to call Alucard "my boy" (when he wasn't torturing him)