#mrs. piggy

[astronomicalthingz]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING!!

Hear me out-

Kermit: Billy Flynn

Ms. Piggy: Velma or Mama

Gonzo: Amos

Fozzie: The Court Judge

Human: Roxie

Six Merry Murderesses can either be:

Janice, Camilla (Yes, the chicken), Yolanda Rat, Annie Sue, Denise, and Rizzo the rat.

OR

Just make them the The Snowths (the ones that sing the “do dooo de do do” part in the song Mah Na Mah Na.)

PLEASE tell of your ideas & comments

If we could get Muppets Chicago

And if we could get Muppets Chicago and have Roxie Hart be the token human

And if we could get Muppets Chicago and have Roxie Hart be the token human and Kermit the Frog as Billy Flynn

That would mean that in Muppets Chicago we would have a muppet using a human as a puppet during We Both Reached For The Gun and that would be the peak of cinema

[pieshopbarber]

The fact this image is real makes me absolutely feral!!

Like for real, this stupid image is insane because the muppet hyper-fixation and the Sweeney Todd hyper-fixation came at the same time like!!!

(also these two in the image is literally who I’d cast as Sweeney and Nellie if I were to cast the muppets in Sweeney Todd)

[whilomm]

i bought an old miss piggy cookbook (from 1996) for my mom for christmas

its theme is mrs piggy getting a buncha celebrity friends to contribute. and there are uh. some interesting ones.

first off one page after another we got matt lauer with a very boring looking salad and ivana trump. mrs piggy...

i likw Frank Oz's Glop

Pierre Franey submitted frog legs?? FROG LEGS???

clint eastwood sucks but at least the recipe is cute, spaghetti western

Maya Angelo rice!

ill be honest i had a lil heart attack bc i read harvey weinstein but no its harvey fierstein. idk that dude but apparently he has a distinctive voice and does broadway shit.

and uhm. piggy??

i dont think. piggy?

mrs piggy, what the fuck

[blessyouhawkeye]

the fact that we as a society have the muppets and they are not everywhere in our cultural consciousness is appalling. why aren't the muppets hosting the oscars. why aren't the muppets commentating the olympics. why aren't the muppets coming to a theatre near me every year with a new adaptation of a classic novel. genuinely what are we doing.

[duchess-of-new-shire]

My favorite ship dynamic of all time, ever, is a little something I like to call anxiety x audacity

Examples:

[operation-annihilate]

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever drawn in my life I don’t know what else to say but happy pride month use these as icons for you and your t’hy’la

Ps this is my 1k celebration post so take that as you will

[skiploom]

love these kiddos :)

not pictured: king the old mabosstiff and pokey’s shiny lechonk

[melonkale]

hi guys here's my hear me out cake

some of these are seriously embarrassing 😭 i love how my cake is a range of boring to "What The Hell Is Wrong With You"

[timegays]

Rest in peace josh groban you would’ve loved the muppets

[piggiebelles]

I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine!!!

[pieshopbarber]

I will not be taking any complaints because I am right.

[crackheadcola]

Piggy x SMG4 AU: Infected and non-infected

Infected: SMG4 SMG3 Tari Saiko Luigi Bob

non-infected: Y/N SMG1 SMG2 Boopkins Meggy Mario

[sillyf4gg]

Hey y'all........ Did this in class today

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Am I sigma now y'all? [proud]

LITERALLY THESE GAYS:

[sammypog]

lol imagine if classic lit characters had tumblr haha (inspired by @strangestcase)

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just successfully escaped the consequences of my own actions gonna go kiss my boyfriend to celebrate. with tongue

⚡️ alchemy-slut Follow

NEVERMINB THEY GOT MY COUSIN INSTEAD

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I just had to pay $13k to this lady bc i trampled her bitch ass kid who literally RAN INTO ME FIRST wtf

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I sincerely apologize everyone!! my account was hacked and that was not me. Please ignore any posts like that in the future as I am working on getting my account secure again haha

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🌊 athenasfav Follow

This war is gonna be so easy we’ve got this fruity blond guy who’s like crazy good at spearfighting hector is fucked

🌊 athenasfav Follow

HE’S SPENT 10 YEARS SULKING IN HIS TENT AND HECTOR IS STILL ALIVE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT THE BEST OF THE GREEKS

🌊 athenasfav Follow

Well now he’s dead but at least he took like the entire trojan army down with him lol

#troyposting

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👓 rightful-conch-owner Follow

Call me piggy the way i reveal the truth through hallucinations of my severed head on a stick

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🐀 winston-deactivated19840609

She doublethink on my big brother til i eurasia

🐀 winston-deactivated19840609

DIGITAL FOOTPRINT IS REAL

#HE LPME #the consequebces #they got me

[cal-the-imp-artist]

My present to you: My idea for the next big film:

THE MUPPETS ODYSSEY

Odysseus: Kermit T Frog

Penelope: Mrs Piggy

Eurylochus: Scooter

Polites: Gonzo or Fozzie

Poseidon, Zeus, Circe, Telemachus and the suitors are all human.

The Crew is a mix of Muppet and Human

That's all I got for casting so far, please share if you have any more casting ideas!!

This is purely because I listened to 600 strikes and want to see Kermit stab a grown man with a Trident 5 times his height.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[bbwcecilia]

I just really want to be stuffed so big that I stumble and waddle when I stand up , that I can feel the constant pressure of everything inside me against my stomach honey