Summary: Floch jostled his way in front of Eren and sketched a flamboyant bow. “Princess, your beauty is even more captivating now then what I caught those tantalizing glimpses of you at my shores, and heard your melodic voice serenading the waves.”
Ymir leaned over to Historia, asking, “Is she going to retch?”, with a quirk of her head at Mikasa.
“By my father,” Eren grumbled with a roll of his eyes.
“Is that all you have to say?” Floch turned his nose up at Eren.
“I want the princess’ hand because there is nothing that would satisfy me more than having her in my home.” Eren shot Floch a challenging smirk, adding a mutter of, “And my bed.”
Tags: Inspired by Vietnamese, Mythology, Smut, Breeding Kink, Minor Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir of the 104th, Minor Levi Ackerman/Erwin Smith, One-Sided Floch/Mikasa, Eren Yeager is a Little Shit, incel floch, Mikasa Ackerman Loves Eren Yeager, Eren Yeager Loves Mikasa Ackerman, Not Beta Read
Relationships: EreMika, minor Ymir x Historia, minor Levi x Erwin
Thoughts: This reminds me of those folklores that slipped past the censorship of what is and isn't kid-appropriate that I used to read in my school library! This delighted me so much. I just cannot stop smiling while reading this. I am just a sucker for these types of stories where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.