#mrs nurfington

[queeniecamps]

hiii your art is really cute, but it kind of seems like you slimmed down some characters? muscle moms is really cute but it looks like they're really skinny

The original piece was from, like, 3 years ago, and I totally agree, i didn’t do em any justice there LOL

Nowadays I’d draw em more like this (but, like, I still need majooor practice)

[artist-emerald]

Since it's Valentine's Day, I thought I'd repost a bunch of old ship coms from my massive collection.

1. Grojband (oc x canon) Marvin and Mina [by Starr on deviantart]

2. Adventure Time (oc x oc) Marcus and Evelyn Abadeer [by @hotlegs101art ]

3. Camp Camp (oc x canon) Em and Mrs.Nurfington [by @ghostymeat ]

4. OK K.O. Let's Be Heroes (oc x oc x canon) Heather, Wally, and Cosma (with their babies, Icarus and Europa) [by @ilonacho ]

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[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Nurf: Oh, hey mom, can I get my ear pierced? Mrs. Nurfington: Yeah, but you can't get it on the gay side. Nurf: What do you mean, "gay side"? Mrs. Nurfington: If you pierce your left ear it's like the gay side. You have to pierce your right ear. Nurf: So wait, which ear is the gay side again? Mrs. Nurfington: The left ear. Nurf: Okay, I want the left ear pierced then.

[plotandburn]

Harry gets adopted by

Now before we start i would like to adress some things:

the following parents won't be included in this plot bunny farm:

A. Mrs. Nurfington: there's no mention of Nurf's dad so he either dosen't know Nurf exists, compleatly abandoned Nurf or died and,since Nurf dosen't appear to have any relatives other than his mom who is in jail there would be no one left to raise Harry even if she did adopt him.

B. Gram Gram : ok based on the fact that Preston's parents are never mentioned they either died or Preston was an accidental & unwanted pregnancy. Preston, like Nurf, dosen't seem to have any other relatives aside from her and i'd imagine raising one kid is already hard enough for her as it is, she wouldn't be able to raise two.

C.Jermy's parents : ok, they would probably be able to raise him but....Holly shit! they low key look even more inbread than any purebloods in the Hp saga plus Jeremy is weird and gross and i'm pretty sure most of the fandom is not a fan of him so...no thanks.

D. Max's parents: they seem to be at best emotionally neglectfull and at worst abusive and since i don't have a clear reading on them, i decided to leave them out of this.

E. Cameron Campbell : who is not fit to raise anyone and wasn't even on the list. (that was only the best image i could find)

2. regardless on the idea chosen they must feature the following:

A. Harisson is a Squibborn (or in J*ke rowlling's words: Muggleborn): in "Mind Freakers" he casts a spell that causes Max to vomit a chain of tied up scarves & other magical items and in "Parents Day" his parents mention that "he made his brother dissapear" so claming that this nigga would be a muggle should he live in the Hp universe is....laughable at best. The others? Sure, they can be as muggleish as the person who writes the stories wants them to be but there's no freaking way that Harisson wouldn't be classed as a wizard.

B. Nikki has werewolf genes or the genes of some type of magical creature:

Nikki seems to have a unique bond with wild animals, even managing to tame an eagle named Timothy in "Scout's Dishonor." She also makes mention of her plan to possibly become the alpha of a wolf pack upon escaping the camp.

Nikki can speak a bit of squirrel, as shown in the episode "Squirrel Camp", but she is rusty and doesn't fully understand what is being squeaked.

In "Camporee" it is revealed that she is even capable of cross-species communication, by barking at a wolf to subdue it, then unleashing it on the Wood Scouts and Flower Scouts.

She has also been shown to exhibit dog/wolf-like traits, such as biting David's hand in "Escape from Camp Campbell", and barking & growling at Max when confronting him in "Camp Cool Kidz". In the hunt for Neil in "Reigny Day" she also declared she'd act like a bloodhound to search, getting down on all fours and sniffing the ground.

In "Reigny Day" Nikki is seen somehow telepathically communicating with David as he laments losing his award to Dolph. Specifically, she notes that "he really looks like Hitler." (Camp camp wiki)

She also seems to have a weird ass conection with nature, what with her needing a bag of dirt when she is forced to be away from it for long periods of time so, while she dosen't necessarily have to be a witch herself, there's no denying that she is defintly not 100% human either.

3.No reader-inserts, self-inserts or unhappy endings are allowed.

4.spanking, watersports, extremely underage ships or parent/child incest are only allowed if portrayed on a negative light.

5.Peter Petigrew and Dolores Umbridge must be bashed

6.Dumbledore must be gay and atracted to Grindewalt and Grindewalt alone.

7.poor grammar is not allowed (you don't need a beta but at least use grammarly some form of grammar corrector)

8. You are not allowed to bash Severus Snape, Sirius Black,Draco Malfoy or Remus Lupin

9.Hagrid can only be paired with Madame Maxine and no one else

10. Mad Eye Moody and Amelia Bones can't be paired with anyone

11. Minerva Mcgonagal can only be paired with Poppy Pomfrey or anyone on the staff that she never taugh herself.

12. Crabbe and Goyle can only be paired with Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass, Milicent Bulstrode, Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, each other or an Oc.

Now with that said let's kick this off from worst to best:

Harisson's parents

Ok so i have seen a headcanon that the only reason why Harisson has his magician outfit is because his family is Amish, wich considering their reaction to his magic is very likely as i doubt they would ever consider buying the outfit for him so this would be the only way he would have acess to it.

Thus, whoever choses to write this fict will have to either been raised in an amish comunity or be extremely familiar with it for the fict to be accurate.

Now, i'd imagine that, prior to both Harisson and Harry having bounds of accidental magic they would be very good parents: kind,nurturing and all that jazz but once the acidental magic happens they would treat Harry just like they treat Harisson.

Meaning that, while Harry wouldn't be phisically abused or treated like a slave, he would be severely emotionally neglected and,most likely become extremely dependent on Harisson as he would be the only person in his family to show him even an ounce of affection.

Thus, this fict would most likely call for a softharry as i'd imagine this type of enviorement would make him latch out into anyone that gives him even an ounce of attention. This Harry would most likely be a Hufflepuff as being ignored would make him value kindness above anything else. Recomended ships would be : Cedric,Luna,Cho,either of the Weasley twins or Percy...or...pretty much any character you can think of that would be able to dott on him.

2.Stuart Houston:

Ok so...there's no confirmation that either Adolf or his dad are actually nazis despite Adolf himself being inspired by Hitler so it's up to the writer to make them nazis or not.

Regardless, I'd imagine that, if Harry were to be raised by him, he would, in his desperate need of parental aproval, grow up to be a text book definition of toxic masculinity, abhorring anything that could be considered unmainly so the whole fict would be about him learning to be more chill, wich would be very interesting,not gonna lie. This Harry would stick to his canon house as he would most likely value bravery above anything else. Recomended ships: Hermione, Luna, Ginny, Cho, Fleur, Charlie, Ron and Draco.

3.Candy:

Ok so unlike the two previous candidates, the problem with her wouldn't be anything she says but mainly...what she does. You see,anyone who watched the parents day episode would definetly see that she has a penchant of not keeping tabs on Nikki and the fact that she was not at all bothered by a shit ton of people seeing her having sex with Carl tells me that Nikki definetly saw her having sex on more than one time,plus her on/off relationship with her husband is not healthy for any child.

The writer would have to be familiar with how early exposure to sexually explicit content and parental fighting can affect a kid as Harry would grow up with alll the problems that early exposure to both may cause so...nedless to say, he would be a very problematic kid.

I'd imagine that he would end up sticking with his canon house and as for ships...well....i'd imagine he would date a shit ton of people so the sky is the limit.

4.Carl:

Ok so, now we are reaching the best parent candidates. So if Harry were raised by Carl we could get one of two outcomes,but regardless of wich is chosen, i have no doubt that Harry would grow up to be a ravenclaw:

A. Harry gets super into philosophy and bonds with Carl: so ...fuck this would be so boring! (heavily philosophical ficts are boring,at least to me). regardless, I'd imagine Harry would end up interested in magical philosophy and probably theorize that Voldy likeHitler, lives by a distorted version of Trotskyism and as for ships....uh...idk Luna???

B. Harry gets super into science and bonds with Neil and his mom: Now this would be interesting! I'd imagine that Harry would read upon a shit ton of magical theory and probably question a lot of the problematic views of the wizarding world and probably come across my conclusion that muggleborns=squiborns as well as inventing a shit ton of stuff to help make the lifes of wizards more easy as i'd imagine he would help Neil on more than one ocasion and eventually become an inventor himself. Recomended ships: Hermine or Percy Weasley.

5. Space kids parents : another ravenclaw Harry. I'd imagine Astronomy would become one of his best subjects and he would eventually grow up to teach the subject himself. Recomended ships: Luna,Draco,Hermione,Percy or Astoria.

6. Neris' Parents:

Ok so, however writes this one would have to be super into larping and RPG as i imagine that, if Harry were to be raised alongside Neriss he would play RPG and larp...like.....a lot! i'd imagine his entry into the wizarding world would be a lot like when Nico Di Angelo found out he was a demigod in the Percy Jackson series (only without the early loss of a loved one). This Harry would probably also stick with Gryffindor and the recomended ships would be: Ron, either of the Weasley twins, Luna, Ginny, Cho or anyone you can think of that would take to RPG and larping as much as Nerris does.

6.Agents Miller:

Ok so another Gryffindor Harry. This Harry would grow up to be into punk,skating and spying wich would make for a hella interesting story! i'd imagine he would have his hair dyed like Ered and be away less impulsive than he is canonically as i'd imagine his dad's would instill in him, the habit of think things trough as you can be a sucessfull agent if you are too impulsive so Sirius more likely wouldn't die!!!....or at least,not in the way he does on canon. Recomended ships: one of the Weasley twins, Ginny, Fleur or Charlie Weasley.

and....that's it but before i conclude i would like to make one less coment:

regardless of the parents chosen, Harry would, obviously spend his summers at...

[undeadghosty]

I got with the absolute most Big Brain Moment Ever

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[campcampaesthetics-archived]

Nurf's mom who adopted Nikki and Nurf is now an overprotective brother to her for anon !

[askmythicalcampcamp]

I made more edits and I don't know why

[campcamp-theories]

Why is Nurf’s name Gaylord?

 I feel like the reason for Nurf’s name is probably because he was initially a mistake child from his mother’s bad choices, so when it came to signing his papers, she just put whatever name came to mind. 

 His name could also be why he experimented with other guys in the past, due to harassment and teasing from other bullies, leading to his bad rep. 

 The other alternative is that his mom is well aware of his interests, so she calls him Gaylord as an affectionate teasing name, but the way she calls him that in the show, I feel like it is his actual name. The wiki even has his name listed as Gaylord.

  At least in the finale, we can tell she really does love her son. She is attentive to what he says and always talks to him fondly. 

[queeniecamps]

Fullbody commission for @artist-emerald!! Thank you so much for commissioning me!

Commission info

[artist-emerald]

A very blessed commission made by my gf @ghostymeat of my Camp Camp oc, Em, proposing to Joann Nurfington while everything around them goes horribly wrong.🙏🙏🙏

[nurfsearchhistorynur]

how to break mom out of prison no violently 

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Mrs. Nurfington: So you're saying wanting to do something... isn't a good reason to immediately do it?

Nurf: Yeah.

Mrs. Nurfington: Man, I wish someone had taught me that before prison.

Nurf: People tried. Mostly judges.

[odinson2477]

Chapters: 18/18 Fandom: Camp Camp (Web Series), Destiny (Video Games), Assassins Creed Odyssey Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Daniel/chrysis Characters: Max (Camp Camp), David (Camp Camp), Nurf Nurfington, Gwen (Camp Camp), Nerris (Camp Camp), Harrison (Camp Camp), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Quartermaster (Camp Camp), The Drifter (Destiny), Chrysis (Assassin’s Creed), Daniel (Camp Camp), Neil (Camp Camp), Nikki (Camp Camp), Zavala (Destiny), Cayde-6 (Destiny), Preston Goodplay, Cameron Campbell (Camp Camp), Edward Pikeman, Billy “Snake” Nikssilp, Stephen van Petrol, Sasha (Camp Camp), Erid, Mr. Honeynuts (Camp Camp), Ana Bray, Ikora Rey, Jasper (Camp Camp), Saint-14 (Destiny), Osiris (Destiny) Additional Tags: my own characters - Freeform, Swearing, Polytheism, The greek gods exist in this, Everyone is a guardian so don’t worry, Don’t Like Don’t Read, dadvid, Past Child Abuse, Adult/kid shippers stay away or I’ll beat you Series: Part 1 of Camp camp The Fallen Son au Summary:

There was one boy that could instill fear into anyone he met, there was no one who he could not break, he was known as a godslayer, the boy who ruled the cult of kosmos, the one who wouldn’t trust even the gods themselves, he had a hundred titles no one else can recall, except for one last one that everyone knew…The Fallen Son

(Takes place after red war, curse of osiris and warmind)

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Wild Camp Camp idea: Nerris' mother is a lawyer and thus she is the go-to person for custody help, ranging from rehoming Harrison to Carl and Mrs. Nurfington trying to adopt Nikki in time for their wedding. And while Nerris is prone to pulling the puppy dog eyes to get her mom to agree to help, she doesn't need to; Nerris has found her party and her mom has taken it upon herself to protect them.

Oh, that’s adorable ;;

[undeadghosty]

I had a long, emotinal, and cathartic comic about their relationship planned that ended with this joke. But midterms are coming so here’s this instead.

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