ardentwench
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ardentwench · 23 days ago
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Corroded Coffin are celebrating an album release in Vegas. Eddie gets bored of the VIP area at the club & wanders The Strip. Standing at the Bellagio fountain is the most beautiful man he’s ever seen. Eddie pushes past some douchey looking dudes in business casual to reach him.
Eddie falls to one knee. “Will you marry me?” Steve who is bored with his business man life and hates his friends takes one look at this random proposing man with wild hair and leather pants and says “Yes.”
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ardentwench · 2 months ago
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It's my birthday and I'm being self indulgent about it.
Ft. The only reason Eddie ever turns up for gym class
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ardentwench · 2 months ago
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ardentwench · 2 months ago
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Marnie and Luke should've kissed 😠
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ardentwench · 2 months ago
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I'm actually mad that From doesn't have the recognition and popularity it deserves, it's a really good horror tv show, easily the best in the past, what, 5-10 years? And I don't see a lot of people talking about it.
I have a message for that people, y'all are really really missing out. I get that some people are scared that being from the same creators it may end like Lost but it is worth the watch.
Also there are lesbians and half of the cast is queer.
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ardentwench · 2 months ago
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can u guys imagine how much tabitha and jade could get done if victor and boyd would drop even an ounce of relevant lore to them? the way theyre both scrambling in the fucking dirt trying to figure out whats going on and victor is like yea the children. i know them. they live in a tower. and boyds like oh yes my worms from my dungeon friend. in the dungeon where the music box is. of course.
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ardentwench · 5 months ago
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its really getting to a point where its harder and harder to deny...
part one | part two | part three | part four
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ardentwench · 5 months ago
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WHAT A WONDERFUL SIGHT TO WAKE UP TO 😍🥰
Owen eating an ice cream in a commercial is something I never knew I needed actually
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ardentwench · 6 months ago
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One of the reasons why I love Steddie is how sweet Eddie was with Steve in the forest scene. That’s what got me into this ship. It was nice to see someone being patient and kind to Steve like that and it coming from someone like Eddie who viewed Steve so differently means a lot.
I loved how he told him how much Dustin looks up to him, making Steve smile and even after that wanting to joke around a little to make Steve laugh as well.
It was such a nice change, because all the other scenes we just see him bickering with someone or people making him seem stupid when he asks questions. Eddie didn’t make fun of him for not knowing Ozzy like he probably would have prior to things and instead let it be and called Steve cool. I love them.
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ardentwench · 6 months ago
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what i love about this scene is that sanji basically manhandled zoro and instead of trying to get out of sanji's hold and fight him like he usually does, he calmly explained his plan to sanji while still in sanji's arm dgjadga i bet he likes sanji's touch a lot
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ardentwench · 6 months ago
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For a show set in the 80s it doesn't contain nearly enough of the slutty himbo jock uniform
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ardentwench · 7 months ago
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Fic where Zoro, tired of the hot sun on deck and seeking a new place to rest for a while, decides to nap in the corner of Usopp's workshop instead. It's sometimes noisy when he's tinkering with a new invention, but usually pretty quiet as the sniper meticulously works. Really, it's a cozy room and Zoro never has trouble sleeping in there.
After a while, he even starts wandering down there when he isn't sleepy, just bored. Usopp is surprisingly patient as he explains what he's working on, even if Zoro only understands about half of the chemistry involved (though the mathematics are easy enough for him). He's a swordsman, but the process of cleaning and oiling Usopp's weapons is similar enough to how he cares for his swords that the pair of them can easily pass an evening together that way.
Now, the marimo's constant absence on deck starts to annoy Sanji. Just who does he think he is? They haven't had a good fight in weeks and Sanji had never realized how much of his scant free time was spent bickering with Zoro. It's a lonely cup of tea in his kitchen, all by himself, after dinner these days.
One day, Sanji is smoking outside when Zoro and Usopp come up on deck, talking animatedly about something and appearing like just the best buddies in the whole world. In Sanji's opinion, they're walking way too closely together and he needs to stop it.
What Sanji wants to say: "Ugh, you're all over Long Nose like moss clinging to a rock. There are ladies present, you know."
What Sanji means: "You're spending a lot of time with Usopp lately and I feel left out."
What Sanji actually says: "Stop being nice to Usopp."
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ardentwench · 7 months ago
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They absolutely rehearsed this multiple times on their way to the Baratie
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ardentwench · 8 months ago
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not that joe keery isn’t a very attractive man but i absolutely love the mythos the fandom has constructed around steve’s beauty like he’s somehow simultaneously the most beautiful creature you’ll ever encounter in your life and just some guy. fic writers become divinely possessed by the muses when describing this guy’s moles. i’ve never felt more secure about my own brown eyes than when i read what people write about steve harrington’s otherworldly beautiful brown eyes. he’s both unobtainable handsome and your boy next door.
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ardentwench · 8 months ago
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Threw times they almost kiss and one time Zoro does something about it
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ardentwench · 8 months ago
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nobody puts babygirl in the corner
iiii haaad the time of my lifeee
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ardentwench · 8 months ago
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they sleep together because they have ✨nightmares ✨
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