#mr moroboshi

[yumedoca]

I need more people to talk about this shot, like it's so cute? They're just one big happy family..

[rumikoremembrances]

[muffinmoonn]

ive made this image before but i couldnt find it so i made it again bc it fits them too well

[harveybwabbit92]

[Akari appears with her father and brother in court after Zero and Seven or rather Dan and Shin, were found out to be unknown Aliens, wandering around the Earth with no identification or proof of residency and refuse to say where they were from or why they were on Earth.]

Judge: Mr Moroboshi, *Dan and Shin both look at him* the younger one, *gestures to Akari* is this your sponsor?

Shin: I-...I don't know.

Akari: Uh, Akari Yuri, Your Honor.

Judge, stares at her for a moment:

Judge:...Haven't I seen you in court before?

Akari: Yes, several times, but that's not important, sir-

Dan and Shin, meanwhile: 😐😬

[Akari manage to convince the court that the Moroboshi's were in the UFG witness protection program (During the bathroom break she texted Nayaka to write up a fake document to show the courts.) and that's why they didn't have valid IDs at moment. (She also may have kept the fact that they were her father and brother out of the explanation.) and they were quickly let go.]

----------------------

[Akari was raised by bandits after all so it shouldn't be a surprise that she's been arrested quite a few times.]

[most-hated-blorbo-bracket]

any chance of an updated list?

Of course!!

Also, this is the NEW and FUCKING IMPROVED LIST, I alphabetized it so it’s even better than before >:3

Currently, we have 340 unique characters (if I counted right) and 487 total submissions. The top three most submitted fandoms are Homestuck, Danganronpa, and One Piece, excluding submissions that were spelt wrong or spelt differently. The top three submitted characters are Haiji Towa, Vriska Serket, and Stella Goeta (stella has so many submissions it’s funny)!

Finally, this is the raw, unedited list of characters submitted so far. Just because they are here doesn’t mean they’ll be in the tournament; it just means they’ve been submitted, regardless of media or what character they are!

as always, list under the cut!

This first list is for characters with two or more submissions. Characters who have three or more submissions will get first dibs in the tournament!

Akechi Goro

Akio Ohtori / Himemiya

Anakin Skywalker

Ansem the Wise

April O’Neil (2012)

Ardyn Izunia

Ayin

Azula

Bill Cipher

Boston

Bramblestar

Buzz McCallister

Caillou

Chibiusa

Childe

Cici

Cullen Rutherford

Darkstalker

Dazai Osamu

Dio

Dio (Zero Escape)

Donald Trump

Donquixote Doflamingo

Dr. John ‘Jack’ Seward

Drannus

Eichi Tenshouin

Elias Bouchard/Jonah Magnus

Eridan Ampora

Evan Hansen

Every Genshin Impact Character Ever

Glenn Quagmire

George Wickham

Greg Heffley

Haiji Towa

Happosai

Her Imperious Condescension

Higashikata Josuke

Huey Emmerich

Ibara Saegusa

Izzy Hands

JD

Jace Herondale / Wayland / Lightwood / Morgenstern

Jin Guangyao

John Gaius

Julia Mazzone

Junko Enoshima

Jurgen Leitner

Katsuki Bakugo

Kokichi Ouma

Kristoph Gavin

Kromer

Kusaka Masato

Kylo Ren

Kyubey

Lance Dubois

Le’garde

Live Action Buggy

Makima

Mal

Marvin Falsettos

Meenah Peixes

Merlin

Micah Bell

Michael

Minoru Mineta

Mr. Bungee

Pierce Hawthorne

Pierre

Princess Daisy

Ranpo Edogawa (Beast)

Regal Farseer

Ronaldo

Rose Quartz

Santa Claus

Sasuke Uchiha

Scrappy Doo

Sentinel Prime

Shiver

Shou Tucker

Simon

Simon Laurent

Sosuke Aizen

Spamton

Stella Goetia

Teddy / Kuma

The Maverick

The Metatron 

The Once-Ler

Thistleclaw 

Tony Stark

Tsumugi Aoba

Ty Betteridge

Val Velocity

Viren

Vriska Serkat

William Afton

c!Dream

Ōchi Fukuchi

The next list is for characters only submitted once. If you want these characters to have a higher chance of being added to the tournament, feel free to submit more propaganda for them!

Absalom

Abyss Sibling

Adam

Agamemnon 

Airy

Akane

Akito Shinonome

Akito Sohma

Alastor

Alexander Hamilton

Ali Lectric

All For One

Aloise Trancy

Anatole Kuragin

Angel Dust

Anne Hathaway

Any Character From Welcome to Nightvale

Anyone From The Locked Tomb

Aranea Serkat

Ashfur

Astarion

Asuka

Bella Swan

Ben Jackson Walker

Betsy Wolfe

Billy

Billy Hargrove

Black Pete

Blackbeard

Blitzo Buckzo

Booker

Box

Bro-Strider

Buck Cluck

Buzz (cheerios)

Byakuya Togami

Caesar Clown

Caliborn / Lord English

Captain Kuro

Cersei Iannister

Chloe Bourgeois

Chris McClain

Chrollo Lucifer

Cicero

Clara Oswald

Coco

Cozy Glow

Cynte

Damian Wayne

Dan Moroboshi

Dean Venture

Dean Winchester

Detective Saracusa

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd

Disembodied Voice

Don Flamenco

Dr. Henry Miller

Drew

Duke

Edelgard

Elias Ainsworth

Elias Ainsworth

Elon Musk

Equius Zahhak

Erebus

Eric Cartman

Erlina and Brugaves

Eugene Coli

Every Single Country In 1993

Everyone In Romeo And Juliet

Father / Dwarf In The Glass

Feferi Peixes

Five

Five Pebbles

Floch

Foreman Oyun

France (Hetalia)

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu

Gamzee Makara

Georg Weissmann

God

Goeffry St. John

Gordon Blackwall

Graham Spector

Gra’ha Tia

Haiji Senri

Heath cliff

Henry Miller (OC)

Henry the Eighth

Himiko Toga

Hisoka

Hiyoko Saionji

Holly Blue Agate

House

Huey Laforet

Ianthe Tridentarius

Il Dottore

Inspector Tobias Greyson

Itsuki Shu

Izumi Sena

JJ

Jacopo Bearzatti

James T. Kirk

Jayne Cobb

Jiren

Joe Destefano

Johnny

Jonah Magnus

Jonathan Groff 

Judith Ford / Natalie Cook

Judo

Julia

Julie-Sue

Ken

Kevin

Kusunoki Muu

Kyouichi Saionji

Ladd Russo

Lady Catherine de Bourgh 

Lebreau Fermet Viralesque

Light Yagami

Liontari

Lotor

Louie

Louis

Luke

Mahiru Koizumi

Makoto Itou

Marie

Marlon

Mary Keay

Master Crown

Matou Shinji

Matpat

Me

Medusa Gorgon

Meredith Rodney McKay

Michael Scott

Miguel O’Hara

Millions Knives

Moash

Moeka Kiryuu

Monokubs (Except Monodam)

Mori Ougai

Morris

Mr. Collins

Ms. Valentine

Muu Kusunoki

Muzan Kibutsuji

Mystery Hunter (Jeremiah Hartley)

Nagito Komaeda

Nanami Kiryuu

Narumi

Natsumi Sakasaki

Nefera DeNile

Nickel

Nikola Tesla

Noor Pradesh

Ocelot

Octavian 

Ogai Mori

Orochi

Otto Apocalypse

Paul Von Oberstein

Pencil

Petyr Baelish / Littlefinger

Prince Louis

Queen Scarlet

Quiche

Quill Kipps

Rafal (FEE)

Rafal (SGE)

Rafe Cameron

Randy

Raven Queen

Rebecca Costwolds

Redd White

Riley Finn

Roger

Rohan Kishibe

Roland

Roshi

Rumpelstiltskin

Ruruka Ando

Sakazuki Akainu

Sandy

Sanji

Sebastian Mechaelis

Sheldon Cooper

Shen Jiu

Shiki Tohno/Nanaya

Shinonomes (both)

Shredder

Sigma Klim

Silver Spoon

Skizzleman

Slayer

Solf J. Kimblee

So Sejima

Splinter

Stark Sands

Steven Universe

Stormcaller

Subara Akehoshi

Tatsumi Kazehaya

Teruhashi Makoto

Teruteru

The Eleventh Doctor

The Entirety Of Homestuck

The Groke

The Little Palace Mistress

The Mage

The New Ninja

The Old Palace Master

The Operator

The Pale King

Tim Drake

Tom Wambsgans

Tomaru Sawagoe

Touichiro Suzuki

Trishna

Tumblr Staff

Valens Van Varro

Verstael Besithia

Victor Frankenstein

Vivienne Medranno’s Impsona

Voice In The Calm Ad On Spotify

Volgin

Wanderer/Scaramouche

Wen Chao

Whiteout, Clearsight, and Benjamin

Will Shuester

Willy Stampler

Woodes Rogers

Xisuma

Yoshiharu Hisomu

Yu Ziyuan

Yumichika Ayasegawa

Yuri Briar

Zeke Jaeger

Zenos Galvus

Zhou Zishu

[danaty-consolation]

Urusei Yatsura - Happy Valentine's day!

Mr. and Ms. Moroboshi wish you all a happy Valentine's day!

[meltorights]

even i, tep "meltorights" mrs. moroboshi, can only care about so many men at once

[megaphonegirlk]

Question one for problematic ship questions?

First & Latest incest ships I had incest ships before this but my memory is a sieve, and our early memories are hard to place. So I'm gonna go with one of the earlier ones i firmly remember...Trucy and Apollo <3. They're too cute together. My latest incest ship geeze.... I'm gonna go with Ataru Moroboshi and his mom, Mrs. Moroboshi. They're too cute when you see them snuggling up together in the episodes it happens.

[legofanguy]

Urusei Yatsura and Inuyasha Assassin's Creed AU

A Urusei Yatsura and Inuyasha crossover and Assassin's Creed AU for @klayr-de-gall event AU-gust 2024 day 9 Assassin's Creed.

Japanese teenage boy Kitaro Moroboshi arrived at the Abstergo Industries building in Tokyo. A staff member walk to Kitaro and said him, "You must be our lucky winner, Kitaro Moroboshi. I'm Jason Yugnafogel, head of Abstergo here."

Kitaro and Jason arrived at a underground lab and the Japanese boy ask Jason, "Where does it have to be so deep, Mr. Yugnafogel?" and Jason said, "It is important to protect our secrets." Kitaro was a bit confused, but he understand that Abstergo was a western company, so they do things here differenly.

Jason said to Kitaro as the doctors hook Kitaro in the strange machine, "The Animus will allow you relieve the memories of your ancestor during the Sengoku period, and send images of their lives that you go through to us that we can record for our planned game. Just remember that trying to forced your ancestor into something he or she didn't do or they get kill too early will result in the Animus stopping to recover as well you get a little sick. No serious side effects or anything." Kitaro close his eyes as the Animus powered up.

When Kitaro open his eyes, he find himself looking in the reflection of a young man wearing a purple robe on the water of a river and Kitaro think to himself, 'Holy cow, it's works if this guy is my ancestor. I gotta said that he is more handsome than my dad. Sorry, ancestor, but I'm going to read your mind to know you better.' and Kitaro did that as his ancestor think in his mind, 'My name is Miroku, a simple nomadic monk traveling the countryside as this war rage on, while enjoying many beautiful women and good things on my travels.' Kitaro think to himself as Miroku wash his face with the river water, 'Wait, is he really a monk or a guy faking it?' Miroku then turn to his traveling party at their camp which include the lovely miko with long black hair Kikyo, a long white hair boy wearing red named Inuyasha, and a brown hair boy wearing a blue sashinuki hakama, a turquoise happi coat patterned with leaves, and a tan fur vest named Shippo. They are traveling in the country to track down a common enemy of their named Naraku.

A beautiful young woman with her black hair in a ponytail and wearing a purple and green kimono and a giant boomerang on her back walk down the road and said to them once she see them, "Oh, greeting travelers." Kikyo see the woman and said to her, "Greetings, my name is Kikyo. These are my friends Miroku, Inuyasha, and young Shippo." Miroku quickly walk to the woman and ask her as he take her hands, "My dear, I must ask you? Will you have the honor to bear my children?" only for the woman to slap Miroku in his left cheek and said to him, "If you think I am that sort of woman, you're sorely mistaken." while Kitaro think, 'Yeah, he is directly related to dad. I see womanizer run in the family.' The woman see Inuyasha's white hair and she ask Kikyo, "Kikyo, is your friend Inuyasha.... a half Yokai?" and Kikyo reply, "Yes, but he is not evil like his Yokai kind." Kitaro wonder, 'Is this Inuyasha half foreigner?' The woman look at Inuyasha for a moment, which the white hair man cross his arms, and said, "I see..." before she finally introduced herself, "My name is Sango, a Yokai slayer for hire."

The group wave goodbye to Sango as she head back to her village. Miroku said to himself, "A shame that this Sango wouldn't enjoy our company." and Inuyasha comment, "I wonder if you means your own company, your prevent monk."

By the next day, Miroku and his party see smokes and Kikyo said to her group, "Come on, there is a village in danger." To Kitaro's shock, Inuyasha can leap great distances which cause Kikyo to shout, "Inuyasha, wait up!" and Inuyasha stop to wait for his friends before he said to them, "Okay, but you did said we have to hurry to save that village, Kikyo." Miroku said to the group, "I wish we have horses to ride on instead of walking on foot." and Kikyo said to Miroku, "We will worry about how to travel in the future later, Miroku."

The group arrived at the attacked village too late and find it in ruins, with dead bodies on the ground and buildings burned to the ground. Kikyo comment as she look at some of the murdered bodies, "These villagers were trying to protect themselves, but they has failed." and Shippo show that some of these villagers whose were trying to fight back have hidden blades on their gauntlets and he ask, "Were these guys ninjas?" Miroku look around the village and noticed something off about the attack as he pound, 'Strange, this would be a bandit attack, but there are still some money and jewels left behind. It is as if this was staged to look like a bandit attack.' and his eyes wander to the shine of the village which he head to with Inuyasha behind him. As Miroku enter the shine and find that some of the gold statues are there, Kitaro think to himself, 'Wait, not all of the gold statues were not stolen. You have a point, my prevent ancestor. This whole bandit attack was staged. The question is why? Why does the Animus even bring me to this part of history and not the start of my ancestor's life?' Miroku see a box that was hidden but was open and see that something round was placed there and said to Inuyasha, "Look like something was placed inside this box, and it was taken, Inuyasha." and he ask in worry, "Could it be... a Piece of Eden that my late old man mention?" Kitaro think, 'A Piece of Eden?' just as Kikyo call out, "Inuyasha, Miroku, we got incoming company!"

The two men step outside to see Sango at the village wearing black and pink armor and said to them with anger in her eyes, "Y-You... you killed everyone in my village! You must die for your actions!" and throw her giant boomerang at Miroku and his party, whose they manged to dodge it as Kitaro think to himself, 'Sango is thinking that Miroku and his friends are ones that attacked her.' Inuyasha pull out his sword as he said, "I normally don't like doing this, but you giving us no choice, Sango." and charge at Sango to attack. Miroku quickly yell at the same time as Kitaro did in his mind, "Inuyasha, stop!"

Miroku noticed a hooded man wearing a white fur monkey mask, which Kitaro think to himself, 'That is crying out villian!' and Miroku shout at him, "You! Naraku! You are the one whose killed the people of this village!" and Naraku laugh, "Yes, I am, monk! Sango's village was holding a artifact of great power, and I couldn't take it without dealing with these ninjas, so I worked with her village enemies to set a trap at a lord castle where she and the top men would get killed while soldiers raid this very village and take the Piece of Eden!" As Kitaro think in shock, 'So the bandit attack was a set up.' Sango overhear Naraku revealing his actions and she throw her giant boomerang at Naraku, cutting him down in half. Naraku said, "You... you broke free of the Apple's control!" and Miroku take off the mask to reveal that Naraku was some kind of robot, which shock Kitaro even more as there should not be robots by that time period.

As they recover from their battle from the misunderstand, Kikyo ask Sango as she help the Yokai slayer with her injuries, "Cam you tell us what is going on, Sango?" and Sango said, "We Yokai slayers are members of a secret order of guardians of free will known as the Assassins, and our code is 'nothing is true, everything is permitted.' We have been fighting a ancient enemy known as the Order of the Ancients, whose wish to enslave all humans with ancient artifacts known as Pieces of Eden, which are said to be left behind by powerful beings that we humans worship as gods." Inuyasha said, "My father said that our people were created by ancient beings that you humans called gods as guard dogs." Miroku quickly ask Sango, "Is the Buddha one of these beings?" and Sango reply, "No, I don't think so." which Miroku sigh before Sango continue, "The most common of these artifacts are known as Apples and they can control the wills of humans. Naraku was using one of those Apples on me before you help break me free." Kikyo ask Sango, "Why don't you come with us, Sango? We can hunt down Naraku." and Sango said to Kikyo, "Thank you, Kikyo. I will accept it." Miroku help Sango up while feeling her butt.

Kitaro awaken back to the real world and one of the staff members said, "Well, that is a lot of date. Now, we need to know where the Apple is." Kitaro overhear that and ask Jason, "Wait, you knew about these Apples? You let me relive Miroku's memories to find that Apple." and Jason said to Kitaro, "I guess we should has bring you back before Sango start telling the truth," and order guards, "Take him to the room."

Forced into a room by the guards, Kitaro meet a teenage girl with long black hair and her face look similar to Kikyo and Inuyasha which he said to her, "Wait, you look similar to a couple I saw in the Animus." and the girl said to Kitaro, "So, they are beginning to find the others' bloodlines." and Kitaro was confused and he ask the girl, "What are you talking about? All I know that my ancestor Miroku learn something called Pieces of Eden and Abstergo want them." The girl said to Kitaro, "My name is Kagome Higurashi, descendant of Inuyasha and Kikyo. I have learn of them and the Pieces of Eden when Abstergo kidnap me and my family to use us for the Animus." and Kitaro said, "They wanted the Pieces of Eden so badly that they are willy to kidnap whole families?" Kagome then said to Kitaro, "During my time here, I learn many dark truths about Abstergo. Their company is the modern face of the Order of the Ancients that Sango battle against and they also go by other name as the Knight Templars. They are taking descendants of those whose encounter Pieces of Eden in the past, which include members of the Assassins, their own order, and those catch in their secret war that they fought since the creation of mankind. Using the Animus, they can track down the Pieces of Eden, which make their hunt a bit cheating." and Kitaro realized on this moment that he is now in something much bigger than him.

[crosshimes-fanwritings]

Imperfect Nothing: Missing Words

Fandoms: The Duke of Death and His Maid, Murder Drones, Zatch Bell!, Yandere Simulator, Hetalia, Last Game, I'm the Villainess, So I'm Taming the Final Boss, Urusei Yatsura, I'm in Love with the Villainess, Hetalia and Detective Conan. Rating: M Summary: I know what He did in the year of 2003 at Vicinity high school. Verse: Aishiverse (Part of Modernverse) TW/CW: This one contains mentions of murders and bullyings. Note: I have no idea why I wrote this. I guess I wanted to give my Yandere Simulator inspired AU a chance. Originally posted on AO3.

The Aishi Syndrome.

A syndrome that I am familiar with. I knew someone who had the syndrome. It is a dangerous one. If a person is diagnosed with this syndrome, they must be treated immediately. They must be isolated at all costs. This syndrome must not be underestimated.

The story about someone with Aishi syndrome takes place in a town called Vicinity. It was the year 2003 when a murder occurred at Vicinity high school. The victim was Kiyomaro Takamine, a Freshman who started attending high school. He was the most intelligent student at Vicinity high. Students admired Kiyomaro's skills and charisma. Kiyomaro helped the students in trouble and offered advice.

Kiyomaro had a crush on his childhood friend, Suzume Mizuno, a Freshmen girl that would become a person of interest to the police later on. Kiyomaro was discovered dead in the boys' restroom. The cause of his death was a stabbing. Kiyomaro suffered forty-two stab wounds to the point his head was almost decapitated. Whoever stabbed Kiyomaro in a ferocious matter must have abhorred him.

Suzume did not take the news well. She cried and mourned for her childhood friend for days. Eventually, she returned to school and spent time with her best friend, Mariko Nakamura. Soon, things started to get strange, and I noticed a pattern.

Every time Suzume socialized or befriended certain people, they disappeared from her life.

Suzume ended her friendship with Mariko. Ataru Moroboshi was arrested for murder. Rae Taylor was bullied. Hiroshi Yamanaka was poisoned. Aileen Lauren d'Autriche was rejected. A senior named N, aka Niles, was crushed to death. Mikoto Kujou was expelled. Shuutarou Mendou was burn to death. Alice Lendrott was matchmade with a boy named Viktor Radwell. And finally, Shinichi Kudou was defamed.

It wasn't a coincidence. Things happened to people who had a romantic or platonic love for Suzume. Shinichi and the private detective, Kogoro Mouri, investigated the students, and soon they learned that Suzume was being stalked by a junior student named Walter Radwell.

Shinichi had placed the pieces together. He believed Walter murdered Kiyomaro, Hiroshi, N, and Shuutarou while he sabotaged Suzume's female schoolmates and framed Ataru for murder.

Walter was arrested on charges of four murders. Soon, he was on trial. The trial lasted two days, and he was declared innocent due to a lack of concrete evidence. Shinichi and Mr. Mouri were devastated. Walter manipulated everyone by using his gentlemanly charms and having an excuse for every accusation. He claimed Shinichi and Mr. Mouri were only seeking fame.

After the trial, as Mr. Mouri left the courthouse, Shinichi was cornered by Walter in an office room, and Shinichi would never forget the sight of Walter:

"His carmine-colored eyes looked soulless. His expression looked possessed. He told me he could make my death an accident, and I'd regret interfering with his love for Suzume. He warned me not to cross him again. However, I declared that it wasn't over yet, and I could find a way to expose him someday. Mr. Radwell had given me a deadly smirk, reminding me that he was declared innocent and no one wouldn't believe my words over his. He left me in the office room."

School life continued. That boy was still attending Vicinity high with no regrets. The girls believed he was innocent, while the boys had mixed feelings. Even his older brother, Viktor, was more afraid of Walter than ever. Their younger sister, Viola Radwell, became uncomfortable around Walter and soon left Vicinity high. She moved to a dorm room at Ytiniciv high school. She'd refused to live under the same roof as her brother, who was accused of murder.

As for me, I've always known Walter would cross the line to get what he wanted. Hell, he hated his older brother, and there's no doubt he'd murdered his fresh blood if Viktor was in love with Suzume.

The Aishi Syndrome.

The person who was diagnosed with this mental illness was Walter himself.

What is the Aishi Syndrome? Well, it is a syndrome that a person doesn't feel anything at first. They'd remained emotionless, and they'd see the world in black and white. While socializing, they'd pretended to be happy, sad, excited, and upset, but deep inside, they'd feel nothing. The only "cure" to this syndrome was a person.

Suzume was the trigger to Walter's awakened emotions. He had fallen in love with her at first sight and was too terrified to lose her to someone else. When he spotted Kiyomaro interacting with Suzume, Walter knew what must be done. Kiyomaro must be eliminated at any cost.

Kiyomaro was Walter's first rival and victim. Eventually, he also eliminated his other rivals in different ways.

As for Suzume, she went missing. Some people believed she committed suicide or ran away from home due to the stress of losing her friends. Walter graduated from Vicinity high in the following year and left town. No one wouldn't see him for a long time.

A few years later, I'd seen Suzume with a two-year-old child at a playground park. Suzume was happy and sang a song to her daughter.

"Arthur?" She greeted me with widened eyes.

I'm Arthur Kirkland, Walter's former friend and the only person who believed Shinichi Kudou and Kogoro Mouri. I smiled at her gently. The truth was Walter kidnapped Suzume. He knew he wouldn't handle possible rejection from Suzume if he'd admitted his feelings to her.

I know I am on Walter's murder list now, and I'd die trying to expose him.

[misteria247]

A mother's exasperation

And a son's appreciation

[yumedoca]

Here it is!! The six fanarts challenge but with only UY characters! Thank you so much to everyone who gave suggestions!!

Drawing in rectangles are kind of a pain for me so I ended up making my own template from scratch; feel free to use it as long as you don't remove the credit on the template :)

[rumikoremembrances]

[muffinmoonn]

[harveybwabbit92]

[Akari takes Dan (Ultraseven) and Shin (Zero) through the ARD customs where the scanners start to short out when scanning Dan.]

Security officer, into his radio: Shut it down!

[The guard is silence by the person on the other end.]

Security officer: What? You sure?....Okay.

[The guard turns to the Moroboshi family.]

Security officer: Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Somethings wrong with our scanner, it seems to think your dead.

Dan: Ah, yes. I was listed as missing in action a few years back.

Officer: Regardless of the reason, my captain wants to see you at her station, just pass the doors up front you can't miss it.

{The three do as the officer instructed, they are greeted by a tired looking woman in her early 40s waiting for them.]

Captain Akine : Yes. I see the problem already Mr. Moroboshi, my console says your dead...

Dan: How can you be so sure that it's truly me and not someone pretending to be me?

Captain Akine: This outpost has the best scanners on earth that money can buy, It could get DNA off of skin flakes. Plus, I'm fairly sure it's you. You worked with my father after all.

Dan: Your father?

Captain Akine: *Nods* Sugo.

Dan: Sugo's child...Right, he did have a girlfriend he was talking about marriage last I heard.

Captain Akine: Right, Now. Let's focus on your situation. Now usually, you'd have to go through security admin to reactivate your IDs, Then through Customs and immigration for a citizenship card to gain access to both the Alien refugee and Earth residential districts themselves, and then maybe visit the Bank while your at it: spending 50 years dead is popular tax dodge...

[Dan and Shin looked blue in the face causing Akari to snicker at them.]

Captain Akine: But.. I can see you're a busy man. So how about I just press this little button here, and we call it done?

Shin: Is that even legal?

Captain Akine: Would you rather sit in stuffy room for hours with 60 other people waiting for some machine to call your number just so you can fill out what is essentially just the same form 50 times over? or would you rather take my shortcut?

Dan: Do it.

Captain Akine, presses the button: There now you're already to go, enjoy your stay in the ARD and try to stay out of trouble, tensions are high enough already.

Akari, as they're leaving the station: You got lucky it was her that flagged you guys down and not the other captain.

Shin: Does the other captain not like Aliens sharing space with humans?

Akari, looks disgusted: He had lady Valky who runs a bakery a few blocks from here arrested. Her crime? For having a human son! He had that poor woman held up in interrogation for hours cos' he was so convinced that she had kidnapped the boy; despite everyone showing him the proof that she had adopted the kid...

Shin: That's awful.

Akari: Yeah...Luckily, everything was ok in the end; The UFG stepped in and he backed off, but that fool had no idea how close he came to starting a riot on both sides with his narrow mindedness... My place is this way.

[Akari proceeded to show her father and brother around the Alien refugee district before taking them junkyard she was living in.]

[most-hated-blorbo-bracket]

Update on how many unique characters you’ve received?

As usual, super long list, so here we go!

These characters have two+ (2+) submissions, and are likely to be included.

Vriska Serkat

Eridan Ampora

Shiver

Kokichi Ouma

Haiji Towa

Minoru Mineta

Simon

Boston

Bill Cipher

John Gaius

Regal Farseer

Ayin

Kylo Ren

Mal

Jurgen Leitner

Merlin

Darkstalker

Kyubey 

Ty Betteridge

Sasuke Uchiha

Dazai Osamu

Glenn Quagmire

Rose Quartz

Makima

c!Dream

Izzy Hands

Akio Ohtori

Katsuki Bakugo

Bramblestar

Michael

Don Quixote Doflamingo

Elias Bouchard/Jonah Magnus

Ansem the Wise

Kusaka Masato

Azula 

The Metatron

Evan Hansen

Stella Goetia

Pierce Hawthorne

Le’garde

Lance Dubois

Santa Claus

Meenah Peixes / Her Imperious Condescension 

Greg Heffley

Tony Stark

Donald Trump

Jace Herondale / Wayland / Lightwood / Morgenstern

Teddy / Kuma

Mr. Bungee

Julia Mazzone

Sentinel Prime

William Afton

Cullen Rutherford

Shou Tucker

Junko Enoshima

Ardyn Izunia

Sosuke Aizen

Happosai 

Simon Laurent

Caillou 

Ōchi Fukuchi

Jin Guanyao

Micah Bell

Cici

These characters have been submitted only once, and have a lower chance of being accepted.

Michael Scott

Detective Saracusa

Paul Von Oberstein

JJ

Box

Damian Wayne

Cersei Iannister

Shredder

Splinter

John ‘Jack’ Seward

Akane 

Abyss Sibling

House

Nickel

Julie-Sue

Tim Drake

Xisuma

Dr. John ‘Jack’ Seward

Hisoka 

Gra’ha Tia

Elias Ainsworth

Trishna 

Erlina and Brugaves

Five Pebbles

The Entirety Of Homestuck

Willy Stampler

Miguel O’Hara

Medusa Gorgon

Gamzee Makara

Rohan Kishibe

Teruhashi Makoto

Gordon Blackwall

Rebecca Costwolds

Dio 

Anakin Skywalker

Sigma Kilm

Caesar Clown

Shiki Tohno/Nanaya

Mori Ougai

Asuka 

Marlon

Pencil

Touichiro Suzuki

Alexander Hamilton

Georg Weissmann 

Dean Winchester

The Operator

Kromer

Scrappy Doo

Foreman Oyun

The Eleventh Doctor

Any Character From Welcome to Nightvale

Will Shuester

Marie

Silver Spoon

Jayne Cobb

Byakuya Togami

Prince Louis 

Coco

Princess Daisy

Light Yagami

The Pale King

Yoshiharu Hisomu

Himiko Toga

Sebastian Mechaelias

Mystery Hunter (Jeremiah Hartley)

Muzan Kibutsuji

Clara Oswald

Ranpo Edogawa (Beast)

Heath cliff

Inspector Tobias Greyson

Roland

Huey Emmerich

Tom Wambsgans

Yuri Briar

Jacopo Bearzatti

Quiche

Alastor

Meredith Rodney McKay

Every Single Country In 1993

Cicero

Val Velocity

Jiren 

Noor Pradesh

Blackbeard 

Kristoph Gavin

Morris 

Dan Moroboshi

Muu Kusunoki

Julia

Shen Jiu

April O’Neil (2012)

Johnny

Adam

Ronaldo

Makoto Itou

Ianthe Tridentarius

Disembodied Voice

Viren

Spamton

George Wickham

Floch

The New Ninja

Sakazuki Akainu 

Petyr Baelish / Littlefinger

Childe 

Wen Chao

Stormcaller

Chibiusa

Ashfur 

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd 

James T. Kirk

Billy

Mikan Tsumuki

Teruteru

Orochi

Millions Knives

The Mage

Lotor

Otto Apocalypse 

Sanji

Woodes Rogers

Zeke Jaeger

Dean Venture

Absalom 

Aloise Trancey

Cynte

Akito Sohma

Pierre

Monokubs (Except Monodam)

Edelgard 

Chrollo Lucifer

Chloe Bourgeois 

Zhou Zishu

Wanderer/Scaramouche 

Elon Musk

Il Dottore

Goeffry St. John

Nikola Tesla

Louie

Ogai Mori

Astarion 

Mary Keay

Dr. Henry Miller

Booker

Voice In The Calm Ad On Spotify

Akechi Goro

Victor Frankenstein

Five

Riley Finn

Anyone From The Locked Tomb

Elias Ainsworth

Nefera DeNile

Angel Dust

Blitzo Buckzo

The Once-Ler

Moash

Zenos Galvus

Marvin Falsettos

Solf J. Kimblee 

Father / Dwarf In The Glass

Henry the Eighth 

Aranea Serkat

Bro-Strider

Caliborn / Lord English

Feferi Peixes

Skizzleman

Black Pete

Narumi 

Cozy Glow

Holly Blue Agate

Every Genshin Impact Character Ever

Drew

Dio (Zero Escape)

Matou Shinji

Chris McClain

Thistleclaw 

Rumpelstiltskin

Ruruka Ando

Sheldon Cooper

Buck Cluck

Valens Van Varro

Verstael Besithia

Kevin

France (Hetalia)

Tumblr Staff

Slayer 

Volgin 

Yumichika Ayasegawa

Roshi 

Chibiusa

Akio Himemiya

Ali Lectric

Rafe Cameron

Raven Queen

Duke

Sandy

Everyone In Romeo And Juliet

Bella Swan

Haiji Senri

Tsumugi Aoba

Vivienne Medranno’s Impsona

Buzz McCallister 

Eugene Coli

Live Action Buggy

Aizen Sosuke

Kyouichi Saionji

Ibara Saegusa

Yu Ziyuan

Mahiru Koizumi

The Little Palace Mistress

Eichi Tenshouin

The Old Palace Master

Rafal 

Jonah Magnus

Queen Scarlet

Nanami Kiryuu 

Hiyoko Saionji

God

Roger

Judo

Ken

Steven Universe

JD