#movie: ww84

[fantastic-nonsense]

it's so sad that Wonder Woman 1984 is so terrible because I'm very badly in my WonderTrev cups again….but not enough to willingly put myself through the experience of watching WW84 again

[usagirotten]

Gal Gadot – Netflix’s Tudum: A Global Fan Event 2023 in Sao Paulo

[machetelanding]

[torturedpoetskywalker]

the way that you glow

read on AO3

129 wc, Wonder Woman (Movies - Jenkins), Diana (Wonder Woman)/Barbara Minerva, Femslash, Established Relationship, G-rating, Movie Night, for @forswornn

Summary: Humans are fascinating, but Barbara is the one that catches Diana's attention the most.

[goddesses-of-the-multiverse]

[yummytiger]

unpopular opinion: Wonder Woman 1984 was a good movie

[idkaguyorsomething]

Shitty Superhero Tournament Rules and Bracket

Finally, ¡the tournament is about to begin! The bracket will be posted under the cut, but first let’s get some clarifications and rules out of the way:

The movies here have been selected (with two exceptions*) based on their Rotten Tomatoes movie scores and do not reflect my opinion of their quality. The tournament will be divided into six rounds.

Each movie will come with a quick summary of some of its highlights (or lowlights, depending on your point of view) but feel free to create and submit your own propaganda.

You may vote in any way you want, rooting for whatever gives you the most entertainment in a train wreck sort of way, the movie that’s the most incompetently made, a film you feel is actually really good, or however you want to interpret what the winner of a Shitty Superhero Movie Tournament entails.

Personal attacks/bigoted comments and propaganda WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. If you are here looking for an excuse to be racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-semitic/body-shaming/a dick to people trying to collect a paycheck under the corporate grindstone, fuck off. Just because these movies may be shitty doesn’t mean you should be.

If I make a factual error, feel free to correct me on it. Reblogs are encourage, ofc.

¡Have fun and be kind to each other!

THE BRACKET:

Superman III (1983) vs Green Lantern: First Flight (2009)

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Fant4stic (2015) vs Ghost Rider (2007)

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Black Adam (2022) vs Man-Thing (2005)

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Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) vs Dick Tracy (1990)

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Constantine (2005) vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

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X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) vs Morbius (2022)

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The New Mutants (2020) vs Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

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Catwoman (2004) vs Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023)

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The Return of Swamp Thing (1989) vs Batman and Harley Quinn (2017)

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Elektra (2005) vs The Amazing Spider-Man (1977)

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Howard the Duck (1986) vs The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) vs The Amazing Bulk (2010)

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Man of Steel (2013) vs Spider-Man 3 (2007)

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Blade II (2002) vs Captain America (1990)

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Blade: Trinity (2004) vs The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

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Batman Forever (1995) vs Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow (2008)

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Supergirl (1984) vs Superman: Doomsday (2007)

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Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) vs Punisher: War Zone (2008)

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Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023) vs The Fantastic Four (1994)

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Justice League (2017) vs Tank Girl (1995)

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Jonah Hex (2010) vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)

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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) vs Eternals (2021)

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Daredevil (2003) vs Dark Phoenix (2019)

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Steel (1997) vs Super Buddies (2013)

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Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) vs Iron Man: Rise of the Technovore (2013)

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Fantastic Four (2005) vs Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) vs The Punisher (1989)

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Suicide Squad (2016) vs Hellboy (2019)

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Green Lantern (2011) vs The Flash (2023)

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X-Men: Origins; Wolverine (2009) vs Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)

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The Punisher (2004) vs Venom (2018)

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Batman and Robin (1997) vs Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010)

[shieldslingera]

diana prince 🤝 tony stark taking their world war vet to the air and space museum on their first date

[ordinaryschmuck]

Random question for DC fans: What do YOU consider to be the worst DCEU movie?

Not what others hate or claim to be the worst. Just what YOU, personally, consider to be the worst.

And, to help spread positivity, what do you consider the best? I, uh, want to test something.

[falllpoutboy]

zachary levi 🤝 gal gadot 🤝 the rock

playing the titular role in their dc movies and sucking so bad at it that they are partly why these movies are bad

[movie-magic]

[viewlumia]

We're getting a LEGO Movie from Geoff Johns....

[echerocast]

Wonder Woman 84

[nahu8]

Just watched 'Wonder Woman 1984'. I really forgot this movie even came out. It's not a GREAT movie by any means but it really is a wholesome and fun one.

Some of the fight scenes look weird, the one in the desert road looks bad.

What I liked the most were the moments between Steve and Diana, as I said, a wholesome movie.

WW84

Art by Dan Hipp

[goddesses-of-the-multiverse]

[idkaguyorsomething]

The tradition seems to be to include propaganda under the cut so…

The plot of this one is essentially that Superman becomes a benevolent dictator my imposing his will on the United Nations and forcing a nuclear disarmament, leading to the various countries of the world going to Lex Luthor behind each other’s backs so they can ask him for some nukes.

¡Don’t worry, though! Lex manages to trick Superman into throwing a Super Special Science Nuke into the sun, which creates Nuclear Man, a guy with all of Superman’s abilities and also magic fingernails that almost kill Clark by lightly scratching him.

Clark recovers from this using vaguely defined Kryptonian technology. He also rebuilds the Great Wall of China when it gets wrecked with magic. Then he somehow deduces that Nuclear Man’s weakness is the shade, traps him in an elevator, and executes him in a nuclear power plant. The final scene is him giving a speech to the people of Earth telling them that there will be world peace someday, but only when they “want it enough”.

¡Also featuring Lex Luthor’s annoying nephew who somehow defeats two prison guards using his convertible’s surround sound, sitcom hijinks with that whole “two appointments at the same time” schtick, and Superman’s invincible hair getting cut by a pair of gardening pliers!

This one is about Wonder Woman finding a magic wishing rock that brings her boyfriend back from the dead before falling into the hands of Pedro Pascal as Brown Trump on crack. Hijinks ensue.

Diana inexplicably develops the ability to fly, turn things invisible, and swing around on bolts of lightning with her lasso like she’s Tarzan. There’s a goofy scientist lady who obviously wants to fuck her that turns into a cheetah furry. Brown Trump convinces Ronald Reagan to let him use a satellite so he can touch everyone on the planet at once. Wonder Woman SAs a guy who’s being possessed by the ghost of Steve. The climax hinges on every single person on Earth making a wish and then instantly regretting it so much that they renounce it. Nobody remembers any of this ever happened by the 2010s.