#mothman is the absolute worst in this au

[mirbisduschoen]

Idea: Batman AU where the Batman is a hero, the A list villains are also heroes, and the B, C, and D listers are nightmares to deal with.

Like imagine Bats and Joker doing combat comedy, with Batsy as the straight man. Or an alternate heroic Harvey Dent under the vigilante name Janus, who has a theme of duality going and whose acid burns (hidden under the mask) are the result of an attack on the courtroom by Condiment King, who uses his acidic condiments for a lot worse than just melting into bank vaults in this AU

[askyaboionicole]

(( Henlo, It is I, Mothman,,

Sometimes self care it's just drawing yourself in your favorite AU : )

She's protecting him from rain...

Also,, sorry if I already sent it,, my internet is absolutely the worst))

[that-one-girl-behind-you]

So I went absolutely feral in the LonelyEyes Discord server when someone linked this awesome art  of monster!Jon and I sorta laid down the bare bones of a Miraculous Archivist AU?

Jon gets handed the moth miraculous when he gets moved down to the archives. 

"It's tradition," says Elias as he gives him the little box with the purple tie pin, and his emerald green cufflinks seem to gleam in agreement "to welcome you into the position of the Archivist"

Jon accepts because well it's a little weird but also? It feels like belonging somewhere.

And of course when he's reading the first statement the little creature pops up and sits on his shoulders like "Oh... So Jonah did find someone new. That's sad" and Jon has a little heart attack, like Martin pokes his head into the office to ask if everything's alright and he has to pretend everything is fine and he's so bad at lying, but eventually Martin does leave and the little creature explains everything.

Jonah Magnus (now Elias Bouchard) is the wielder of the snake miraculous, and his power lays on 'poisoning' people to turn them into 'avatars' that spread fear. Jon as the new Archivist (the little thing suggests he finds a cool name for himself and Jon has a panic attack because he doesn't want to be the Mothman?!?) is meant to find new potential victims for Jonalias to feast on, because he can extract the truth from people and decide which Entity they will be more suited to serve. Jon is of course like "I'm not gonna do that????" And the little thing is like "O good, you're like Gertrude" who never really used the miraculous to transform but used all this information to foil Jonalias' plan until he finally got tired of her running intermittence and killed her.

On Jon's first trip to stop one of Jonalias's snakes, he nearly gets killed by a newly made avatar of the slaughter when the enraged woman is suddenly encased in web. A man glad in a suit similar to Jon swings down from the ceiling and super smoothly introduces himself as "Orbweaver. I know I'm probably the worst person to say this, but try not to get eaten little moth" like he didn't just save Jon's entire life?!!!

Anyways Jon finds out Orbweaver (y'all know who this is) has been trapping Jonalias' avatars for the past few days, but he has no idea how to turn them back. Jon has a certain feeling, and he walks up to the encased woman before asking: "Who are you?"

The woman snarls and shrieks and tells them an absolutely bonkers story about how she has felt possessed by rage her whole life, before ending with a single: "I am Melanie King" and when she opens her eyes, they're not the same acid green as the rest of Elias' victims.

Long story short Martin names Jon something corny like "Truthteller" and they work together from then on. Jon develops the most ridiculous crush on his hero partner who’s so clever and so good at thinking on his feet and so gentle and kind when dealing with Elias’ victims?

Elias catches on and tries to get rid of his second rogue archivist, but there always seems to be something that goes wrong when he tries, like someone is controlling everything so Jon is alright (of course he thinks this is a calculated move by someone trying to protect the Archivist and foil his plans instead of just Martin subconsciously using his powers so his crush has a nice day) and he has to find out who in his team has the absolute pain in the ass Web miraculous to get rid of them first. 

Featuring:

Tim with a wolf miraculous, always able to find his pack, always looking for a way to recover his lost brother (his power is being able to track fear possessed people but he jokes it's actually just being sexy)

Sasha with a butterfly miraculous (created by Gertrude specifically as a counterpart to the moth miraculous because she never expected for someone to actually use the real one for good) that gives her the power to confuse and hypnotize avatars

Because I'm incapable of not thinking about him for five minutes, Gerry Keay with a bat miraculous, able to absorb Elias' venom into himself at the cost of his own sanity/health/wellbeing, he used to work with Gertrude who used his talent happily but the new team is like WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO

Other main avatars like Peter/Simon/Jane/Agnes/etc get miraculouses too but I should go to sleep already

[poc-movie-supremacy]

Watcher AU: Cryptids

A.N.: This is the Shyan perspective on this little Au I wrote. Mothman Ryan is sent to Earth to hunt demons, along the way he picks up Buzzfeed’s resident skeptic Shane. Can Ryan keep Shane safe with all the demons around them? For @mousemadej I hope you like it

A similar fic but standrew perspective will also be written. 

Do not tag or @ anyone from Watcher, I highly doubt any of them like rpf and nor do I want them to see this. It was a fun fic to work on, but I don’t need them finding it, please.

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Jake Bergara deserved to go to heaven. He was the good, the pure one out of the two of them. He shouldn’t be blamed for Ryan’s faults. Heaven didn’t seem to think so though. Just the idea of Jake being like Ryan horrified them, but Ryan was nothing if not stubborn. Fed up, he barged into heaven demanding for them to let his brother in, be a guardian angel, like he’s always dreamed. They agreed, on one condition.

He was to do their dirty work: hunt demons. 

Internally Ryan was baffled. That was an easy job, why would that be the one condition needed? Since it was an easy task though, Ryan didn’t verbally question it. Externally his face was neutral bordering on dark and he agreed. 

Ryan Bergara, Mothman nicknamed by some real creative guy on earth, is Heaven’s latest demon slayer. 

Jake wasn’t extremely happy about this turn of events, and frankly neither was Steven. The two getting a little buddy buddy after Jake earned his white wings and golden halo. Ryan didn’t know if he was entirely okay with it, but Steven was keeping his brother safe and what’s better than that. The night before Ryan’s job, Steven, Adam, and Jake through him a little party. He can tell there’s an underlying tension within the small party, but he ignores it in favour of spending his last moments of normal with some of his favourite people. Jake, with some help from Steven, thought about another way around this mess, but what’s done is done. You can’t exactly break a seal with heaven, so he accepts and gets assigned a human. 

Ryan misses his brother, but he knows he’s safer in heaven. One can’t get injured in heaven. On earth he quickly realizes he’s going to need a job to be able to hunt demons inconspicuously. He gets a job at Buzzfeed. With the Try guys a thing, hunting demons can’t be that odd right? Anyways, Steven’s there too on and off to keep an eye on his human, Andrew Ilnyckj. It’s nice to have a friend there. 

He means to demon hunt alone, he really does, but there’s this guy. Tall, lanky, white guy who’s a skeptic yet thinks hunting ghosts and demons is a hoot. Ryan bergrudengly takes him along. Jake and Steven think this new development is hilarious and never waste a moment to tease him.

Shane’s... odd. He doesn’t believe any of the ‘BS’ Ryan is trying to convince him. At first it angered Ryan to no end, but then he realized that he could kill demons in secret easier with Buzzfeed’s resident skeptic. 

The show’s original intent was just two boys hunting demons, but Shane really loved crime cases. Thus, Buzzfeed Unsolved True Crime was born. Ryan got some help from some coworkers and compiled Theories on unsolved crime cases. This set up was less adrenaline fueled than Supernatural is. Ryan likes it, it’s a pleasant reprise. They sit down in an little makeshift office with a corkboard in the back. It’s filled with future supernatural or true crime cases and updated info on Jake. Viewers like compiling theories what the cork board means. Ryan finds their ideas hilarious. 

Ryan finds great enjoyment in riling Shane up so he makes sure to include outrages theories. One of his favourites is a zombie plague that killed the colonists of Roanoke. Shane looked so disappointed in him, it made Ryan laugh. As the years go on, Ryan finds this job more enjoyable. He feels more free when he gets to sit down and tell Shane his stupid theories. He enjoys coming up with bits with Ryan and pretending to be a serial killer. In truth it’s just him letting another side of his personality free, a part that he has to keep hidden lest Heaven smite him. He hears the internet call Shane a demon and he laughs about it with Jake and Steven. 

Shane isn’t a demon. Sure he dissociates from his emotions, but he still has them. Also if he were a demon, then Ryan would have to kill him, and that’s the last thing Ryan wants to do. It’s terrifying, but Ryan’s starting to care for him. It’s an odd feeling in his chest, caring for someone. It feels different from how he cares about Jake and Steven. 

Being able to work with Steven is always amusing. He has a different personality at work, so Ryan loves to poke holes in that persona. Andrew looks at them oddly at them when Ryan alludes to something from Steven’s childhood that makes him blush all over. Andrew thinks it’s a nice color, that blush, but he doesn’t think he could ever say that out loud though. (Ryan knows Andrew likes Steven and Steven likes Andrew. He has a running bet with Adam when they’ll finally get together. In the meantime Ryan finds great enjoyment in teasing Steven about said crush.)

On off times, they tell their co-workers that they go to play basketball when in reality they drive to a large empty field and stretch their wings. Usually it’s a competition on who can fly the highest. Ryan’s black and blue wings stretch out wide behind him. Steven joins him, unfurling his white and gold wings. It feels nice to use their wings after days of keeping them tucked away. They do play basketball sometimes, but not often. Steven loves to take this time to tease the hell out of Ryan. It shouldn’t be as effective, but when they get back to the office, Steven loves to almost flirt with Shane. Ryan and Andrew get jealous for different reason and Shane is a mix between baffled and curious. It’s utter chaos. Adam loves it.

On some level Ryan knew he had romantic attraction to Shane, but he was... wrong. He was at the very best a genetic disorder at the worst a monster. Heaven’s told him so despite Steven and Jake’s attempts to change his mind. He doesn’t- he can’t bear to see Shane’s disgust when he finds out the truth. So he lets his walls down, but not enough to form any romantic relationship with Shane. This job, their relationship, it’s good where it is. Ryan’s fine where they are, he has him like this, and that’s enough.

Today they were filming an episode for Unsolved Supernatural. They were ‘investigating’ a haunted house (killing a demon). It didn’t seem as bad at first. Ryan just needed to catch a lone shoe-stealing demon. Low stakes right? 

ha.

Ryan did his solo investigation and couldn’t find the little demon. Unhappily, he sent Shane in next and continued to try and find the demon. His ears turned towards Shane, but he just heard the usual taunting. That was one thing Ryan wished he’d stop doing. One day Ryan won’t be enough to stop the demons and they’d come for him. 

That day was today, go figure. 

Ryan was listening to Shane laugh, easing his worries until the laughter turned to screams. 

“Shane, Shane?” 

Nothing but absolute utter silence from Shane, yet there was noise. Grunting, slobbering, heavy breathing filled Ryan’s senses. He dropped his camera, possibly breaking it, and sprinted. Cold dread filled his heart at first but was soon replaced with hot anger. His wings sprouted from his shoulder, fingers turning to claws, and eyes glowed blood red. 

Easily bursting through the doors, Ryan tackled the ugly demon to the ground. He cursed his stupidity, the demon was a lot worse than he thought. It put up a good fight, but nothing could stop and angry Bergara, even Heaven bent to his will. 

Ryan sunk his claws into the demon’s ‘heart’ and it fell down dead. Ryan let the adrenaline dwindle from his as he caught his breath. Slowly like he was walking through water, Ryan turned towards Shane. Then everything speed up. Using his wings, he knelt by Shane and checked him for wounds. There was a burn on his left side from his shoulder to his navel. Over his right chest was a big bleeding cut. Ryan took off his shirt and did his best to dress Shane’s wounds. Then he gathered him up and flew.

~~~~

Ryan sat quietly in Steven’s living room. Shane lay sleeping in Steven’s bed. They had gotten here a little over two hours ago, but the shook still clung to him. The sofa dipped and Steven’s forever warmth clung to him. 

“He’s going to be okay.”

“He’s turning into a demon.”

Steven didn’t know what to say to that. 

“I’m supposed to be hunting demons, my job is to kill them. I can’t- how can I kill him? This is, this was to keep Jake in job. Can you even break a promise with heaven?” Ryan’s voice brooke with unshed tears.

“If one could, I’m not surprised it would be you,” Steven commented.

“I- I he’s mine. He’s so good, and he doesn’t believe in demons and now he is one. How am I supposed to explain this to him?”

“He’ll probably figure it out on his own, you know, when he starts growing horns, a tail, and gigantic scaly wings.” Steven points out matter of factly.

Ryan would’ve laughed at the absurdity of it, but one thought kept bugging him. “What happens when Heaven sends me to kill him? I can’t kill him Ste, I just- I can’t live without him. He’s confident and he’s caring and he makes me laugh and he gets my sense of humor. And now he’s going to be disgusted and dead.” With that Ryan just let’s himself sobb. Instinctively Steven curls himself around Ryan to console him. He just holds him as he cries and rubs out a soothing pattern on his arm. 

“Heaven won’t get him. Just as you promised to protect Andrew, we’ll protect Shane. He’s head over heels for you. Even if he was disgusted with you, he’s not worth it. You’re great Ryan, you deserve someone who knows that.”

It makes sense to Ryan on some base level, but it’s hard to wrap his head around. Ryan busied himself with helping Steven clean their feathers before passing out on the couch. 

~~~~~

Shane woke up to absolute darkness, yet he could vaguely make out the objects in the room. Possibly a bedroom he thinks. For the life of him, he can’t remember how he got there. He remembers an old decrepit house, someone screaming and fighting sounds before passing out. Maybe someone was fighting him because his upper back is sore and he thinks he might have a fever. Gingerly, he gets out of bad and stretches to his full height. Then he promptly fell over. 

Shane screamed in pain when his upper back collided with the floor. His weight distribution is all off for some reason now. The door burst open to one of the most confusing sights in his life. Ryan with hands for claws, glowing red eyes and ginormous black and blue wings. Next to him is Steven, literally glowing with a halo over his head, floating with the help of white and gold wings. Lastly pale as a sheet of paper Andrew, muscles tense and fangs out. Shane thinks he should’ve just stayed in bed, asleep, cause clearly he’s sleep deprived. 

“Shane. What’s wrong? ARe you hurt.” Ryan’s voice was an octave lower than usual and vibrating. Steven swept a white light over the room only pocketing it when he looked satisfied. Shane was not satisfied. 

“Ryan, the room’s empty.” “What the hell-” Steven promptly got cut off. 

“How- Then why was he- why were you screaming?” Ryan focused his sharp almost angry gaze at Shane. It wasn’t angry, well not angry at Shane, it was anger at the situation, anger at whatever tried to hurt Shane. Not that he had any idea. 

“I fell on my back trying to get up. Felt lightheaded,” Shane explained. Steven folded up his wings and slowly approached Shane who was struggling to get off the floor. He shied away from Steven’s touch, wary, afraid. 

“We’re not here to hurt you, Shane. It’s okay,” Steven tried to say as soothingly as possible. 

“People aren’t supposed to have wings. Their voices can’t vibrate. And they definitely don’t have fangs.” Shane spit out. 

“Some can. Those from other wordly places can.” Steven’s voice doesn’t break away from it’s soothing calmness. He sounds like he’s talking to a spooked client. Ryan’s face is a deadly storm, all emotions trying to show on his face at once. His arms are crossed barring his large biceps. Shane doesn’t know wether to be scared or feel... safe. Even with the inhuman appearance, he’s still Ryan. 

“Like cryptids? The one’s Ryan’s always ya-talking about?” 

“Sort of like Cryptids... think more of cultural myths that you could have heard.” Shane finally stops shying away from Steven’s touch, and stills long enough for Steven to place an hand on his arm. 

“But- they’re not real.” Shane tries to rebut weakly. 

Ryan’s facial expressions tightens and he just barely bites back a sigh. “I’ve heard a lot of things about me, but after seeing my true appearance, questioning my reality isn’t one of them. Yelling in fear is one though. I knew you were stubborn Big guy, but I didn’t think it was this bad.”

Shane likes that nickname. It warms his already sweltering heart. He could call anyone that, they happen to know a lot of tall men, but Shane got that nickname. No one else, him. 

He gaped at Ryan, unable to say anything. 

“Hey, Shane, let’s get you onto the bed. I need to give you a check up.”

“You’re a doctor?” Shane asks Steven as he lays out on Steven’s bed. 

“I’m going to go finish the food. Feel better Shane.” Andrew the possible vampire nodded at Shane and exited the room. That left Steven and Ryan still in the room. 

Finally calm, Ryan sheathed his feathers but didn’t dare to step any closer. Shane didn’t know if he was okay with that. It was Ryan, but also a completely different Ryan than the one he knew for years. He hated it. They had a connection, they had a relationship whatever it was, and in one night it was broken. 

The room was still and almost silent while Steven gave Shane a checkup. Small noises of  displeasure were heard here and there, but Ryan didn’t think, well he hoped everything was okay.

He never gets what he want does he?

“You’re symptoms are perfectly normal under the circumstances. The pain will be bad for a while, but eventually it’ll pass.” Steven stood up. “I’m going to go get you some medicine. Stay with him Ryan.” Steven tried to communicate that they should also talk while Ryan was cursing him out for not letting him stew longer. 

Slowly, Ryan inched closer to Shane. “What does he mean: under the circumstances?”

Ryan knew what was going on, but he didn’t have the heart to tell Shane. “Just get some rest big guy.” Ryan hoped that was said as soothing as possible. The last time he had to be this gentle was when he had to take care of Jake after a bad day. It’s been years since that. 

“No.” Shane groaned in pain. Ryan gingerly placed a hand on his upper arm and shushed him. 

“Rest, Big Guy.”

“What’s going on? Ryan, what’s happening to me?” Shane pleaded with Ryan to help him understand. He didn’t want to tell him, telling him would mean having to accept what happened, that he wasn’t enough to save him, but Ryan couldn’t say no to those eyes.  

“You were hoping to cause a ruckus in the demon’s lair while I planned on exorcising the thing during the solo investigation. I didn’t think it would be that bad.” Ryan swallowed composing himself before continuing. “I couldn’t do it during the solo investigation, so I sent you in while I searched the rest of the house. I kept an ear out for you, teasing demons... anyways, I kept an ear out for you and I heard you scream. It was the scariest sound in my life. You never scream Shane, and then you do, and it. It was blood-curling. Busting down the door, I caught the middle of a fight between you and the demon, you lost.” Pausing, Shane laid trembling fingers on Ryan’s thigh. Sometime during the story, Ryan ended up sitting on the other side of Shane on the bed. To feel Shane on him felt like both a blessing and a curse. “I tackled the demon and we fought until it died. You weren’t, you weren’t breathing Shane, so in a panic, I took you to Steven’s house.”

“And now I’m here. But what was Steven talking about, under the circumstances? Is something happening to me Ry?” Shane’s voice shook as his mind ran with possibilities. If vampires and angels were real, what could have happened to him?

“It burned you from the arm down to the navel and a big claw cut over you right chest. Because of it, Shane you’re turning into a demon.”

Shane wheezed, agitating Ryan further. “I’m not joking Shane. This isn’t the time for jokes. Heaven hunts demons, my job is to hunt demons, and now you’re one and I can’t kill you or see you die at all...”

At that moment, for better or for worse, Steven entered the room carrying medicine. He paused halfway through seeing Ryan worked up, and Shane a mix of pain, confusion, and... delight? He held the tray with one hand and walked over to Ryan. “You okay man?”

“He doesn’t believe me, I know he wouldn’t but it’s so fucking frustrating.” Ryan’s feathers were literally starting to get ruffled, so Steven tried to diffuse the situation before something bad happened. 

“Hey, He’s Buzzfeed’s biggest skeptic, you know this is going to take a minute especially with him in pain. Patience, we got this.” Steven gave Ryan’s arm a squeeze before heading over to Shane. 

“Hey Shane, I need you to take this. Here’s some water and food. Eat. Andrew made it just for you.” Steven silently asked Ryan if he wanted to stay with Shane. Ryan nodded a little forcefully to convince Steven, and didn’t leave the room when Steven did. 

“Is this safe?” 

“Yes you big baby eat it or die.” Ryan paused at his words but didn’t take them back. Shane stared at him, neither of them saying a word for a while. 

“I’m turning into a demon?” It was phrased as a half question half statement. Slowly he ate the food Steven gave him. Shane usually wasn’t a picky eater, but after finding out the truth about the supernatural, a new hesitense came over him. 

“Yup, the fever will subside into slightly reddish skin and horns will poke out of your skull. Wings, scaly, skin like wings will protrude from your shoulder blades. Etc.” Ryan tried to keep his voice as even-toned as he could to mask his panic. 

“Etcetera? What else will happen to me?” Shane did not try and mask his panic. 

“I’m not sure! Every demon turns out slightly different! You could get hooves, you could get a tail maybe red eyes like mine or solid black eyes. I don’t know!” Ryan almost shouted exasperated. 

Shane looked at him slightly terrified and Ryan realized his voice took on the buzzing quality. He ran his hands through his hair. “I’m sorry, ok. It’s just, when Andrew got turned into a vampire it was fine. Heaven doesn’t hate vampires just finds them annoying. You’re a demon now, and heaven wants to kill you and that’s worse.” 

Shane wanted to tell Ryan that of course it was worse, but the little guy was already worked up so he kept it to himself. “Breath Ry, I’m going to be fine.” 

Ryan scoffed. “Easier said than done.” He looked over at him really looked at him and frowned. “Finish your food. Mother hen Steven wouldn’t be happy if you don’t.”

Shane grumbled quietly, “Are you sure the mother hen is Steven?”

“What was that big guy?”

Shane changed the subject, “Tell me about yourself, about this supernatural part of you. Are you also a demon? Or an angel?” 

Ryan took a seat on the edge of the end of Steven’s bed. “I’m an angel with a genetic disorder. Instead of... being born like Steven, white wings with a halo, I got red eyes, black wings and no halo. We’ve been friends since we were kids. He found me and was the first person to offer to play with me, never left me afterwards, even when people didn’t take to kindly to me and my deformities. My brother Jake, also an angel sans genetic deformities, wanted to be like Steven. Heaven told him no though, because of me. Thought it something in the genes. I knew that excuse was shit so I fought tooth and nail to get him in. After a while they relented on the condition that I do their dirty work, hunt demons. Jake, Steven and Adam weren’t happy about this-”

“Adam’s an angel? That’s the least surprising thing I’ve heard.” 

Ryan chuckled. “No Adam’s a merman.”

“Mermen can’t be real.”

“Oh they’re real big guy. Why do you think Steven and Adam live near the beach?”

“Because it’s California!”

“Not all of, nevermind. Anyways, they weren’t happy about my new job, but they were too late to do anything about it. I was sent to earth and got a job at Buzzfeed to hunt demons easier. Funnily enough, Steven’s newest charge, Andrew, also happened to work at Buzzfeed, so he could keep an eye on the both of us."

Shane mulled over Ryan's words as he finished his food. "He really is a mother hen. Also I don't think you're a deformity. You're Ryan, Wings or not." 

"These," Ryan stood up and unfolded his wings and went full Mothman, "Don't scare you?"

"Not at all, although now I get why Mothman has the reputation he has, egoist." 

"Oh says, you." Ryan paused and took a deep breath. "Thanks, for not being disgusted with me or anything."

"Ryan, you're my friend, other things about you disgust me, not this.” Ryan let out a wheeze making Shane smile. 

~~~~~ 

The rest of the year and change was a flurry of events. Jake came down from Heaven to warn them of God’s wrath. They decided to pack up their jobs at Worth it and Unsolved and head out on the run until God’s bloodlust calmed down. They stayed close to the coast so that Adam didn’t have to follow them in a bathtub. Jake offered to stay behind and delay God’s army. Ryan wasn’t happy about it and outright refused until Jake promised that they would keep semi-constant contact, and immediately once it was safe, Jake would join them. 

Shane’s transition into demonhood went as smoothly as one could hope. His wings were similar to Ryan’s black, blue, and even some green just more scale-y instead of feather-y. Being six-four and now adding six inch horns was something to get used to. He didn’t end up getting hooves or glowing eyes, but he did end up getting a tail. 

Shane and Ryan’s relationship didn’t suffer much after the initial argument. There also might’ve been a kiss when Ryan was helping manicure Shane’s claws and horns. Shane initiated it. Ryan didn’t think he ever smiled that wide. (For a second he thought he was dying until he realized there weren’t actual butterflies in his stomach. Shane had a good laugh at that) Steven gave Andrew money, saddened slightly that he lost the bet.

Living on the run wasn’t easy. They missed their family and friends. It hurt to cut contact from them completely. But off-roading together made it bearable, made it okay. Listening to Shane’s odd songs to pass the time, eating Andrew concoctions that always ended up a little too raw if he wasn’t careful, giggling when Ryan and Jake get into arguments, it almost felt... domestic. 

They mainly worked odd jobs to get some pay, never in the same place for over a year. Ryan, Steven and Jake never could stop helping people even if Heaven renounced their status, and would help helpless cryptids like themselves whenever they could. They almost adopted a fairy and had a run in with elmo’s know-it-all blue cousin (who really didn’t like Ryan) but that’s a story for another time. 

Life wasn’t easy, not by a long shot, not by a mile, but it was there and they had each other, was that not enough?

[faroucheflowers]

My Les Amis (with pictures)

Headcanons of mine about each modern au Ami, ranging from common to really random

Enjolras

Demisexual

Speaks french and english, result of a posh education

Lives in his red hoodie

Has coffee instead of blood in his veins

His first name is Jean  

Grew his hair out when Jehan did to make them more comfortable, kept it that way until Combeferre insisted he cut it when cops kept using it to catch him

The only creative thing he can do is play the violin

Very feminine looking, which sometimes gets creepy coments

Grantaire

Greek

Bisexual af

Classically trained in ballet

Has floral tattoo sleeves that have meanings

Best friends with Eponine and Bahorel

Used to live with Joly and Bossuet before they got together and met Musichetta

Learned ancient greek and latin, will use these skills at random

Courfeyrac

Maori

Pansexual

Has like four meme accounts

Collection of suggestive t-shirts

Short ball of energy

Dog person

Definitely the matchmaker of the Amis

Roomates with Marius and has a video series dedicated to stacking as many objects as possible on him when zoned out before Marius notices

Combeferre

Filipino

Loves cryptid memes (mothman is his fav)

The smartest of the Amis

Tall as heck

Cat person

Actually has a normal sleep schedule unlike his heathen roommate Enj 

Speaks quietly

Awful handwriting 

Eponine

Romani

Looks like she could kill you and actually could

Best friends with Bahorel and Grantaire

Working to support her, Gav and Azelma

Like R, she doesn’t think the Amis can really achieve anything, and unlike him her crush isn’t enough motivation for her to spend all her time with them

Plays the drums like a punk rock icon

Feuilly

Latinx

Asexual

Helps organize, but tries to avoid super confrontational protests because he supports his family and they can’t afford for him to be in jail

Works three jobs

Has the driest sense of humor

The best person to go to if you need brutal but helpful advice

Pretty talented spray painter

He and Eponine have a weird distant mutual respect

Has very muscular shoulders

Very loyal friend

Bahorel

A giant

Will do basically anything on a dare

Has the absolute worst fashion sense. Somehow can find the ugliest thing in any store and puts that on

Best friends with R and Eponine

Lil bit in love with Jehan

Party animal

Very loud but lovable

Like a teddy bear until you piss him off because he does box with R 

Jean “Jehan” Prouvaire

Italian

Identifies as nonbinary

They dress like a hippie there’s so many colors and tassles

Existential crisis daily

Doesn’t have a super pleasant home life, but avoids bringing it up

Cosette taught them how to knit

Has given Bahorel about 27 friendship bracelets

Loves the ocean and crystals

The best at comforting

Pretends to be a fortune teller sometimes just to mess with people

Helped R design his tattoos and has a Keats poem tattooed on their back

Marius

Irish

Always sunburned

Chronic daydreamer, poor kid never knows what’s going on

Enjolras forgot his name like the first four times they met

Joined the Amis after the whole last name inside joke, at this point is too afraid to ask about it

Good at braiding hair

Grew up very sheltered, he’s now learning about his privilege and how he can use it to help people

Unironically likes the Bee Movie

Cosette

Best poker face ever

She figured out everything in jvj’s past ages ago, but is fantastic at keeping secrets

Can sing really well

Has a lot of random skills like crochet to tree climbing

Alarmingly good at destroying evidence should the need arise

Has a very trustworthy sounding voice

Is determined to befriend Eponine because it’s 2018 no man can get in the way of female bonding

Has a foodie insta

Bossuet/Lesgle

A total klutz

The oldest Ami, and the total dad of the group

Wears a lot of Hawaiian print shirts. He doesn’t remember buying any of them

Amazing cook

His thumb is in every photo he takes. It’s just a given

So many dad jokes

Gets lost in stores easily

Pretends not to get current slang

Musichetta

Portuguese

Strongest avenger

Knows ALL the tea, even stuff it seems like she couldn’t possibly know

Scares everyone a lil bit

Could probably bench press both her boyfriends

She’s the second oldest, Joly is pretty close to her though

Flawless makeup

Cosette is her favorite

Joly

Korean

Like any med student, hasn’t slept in 8+ years

Weakest immune system on the planet

Carries random first aid supplies at all times (I mean, have you met his friends)

Eyebags darker than the void

Had open heart surgery when he was younger, that’s what sparked his interest in medicine

Talks in his sleep

Gavroche

Romani

Whenever he comes to meetings he plays a game where he steals stuff from Enj and puts it in R’s pockets to see how long before either of them notice

Worships Eponine

Mimics a lot of Courf’s behavior and humor, despite much of it not really being for his age range

Always bringing home strays

Will climb anything. Streetlamps, trees, people, anything

[jungnoir]

mini cryptid hunter!bts au bc i was enabled

@clockwork-lullaby this was probably more than you were asking for but it’s happening

yoongi

the “logical” cryptid hunter. if you watch buzzfeed unsolved just think shane LOL

yoongi just has a really specific fear and it’s of demons

grew up in a really religious church playing the piano as a kid so he always heard about “exorcisms” being done on the church grounds late at night from his friends

yoongi isn’t as dumb but i mean he’s bored on a friday night and his parents are out for their anniversary so he goes and sneaks in with them to the church and the lights are on and he actually encounters a possessed church goer getting cleansed by a few priests but it’s just. like not working?

the person is absolutely livid and seething and speaking in a crackly voice and suddenly the demon notices him and his friends run but yoongi is just stone still

before the demon can try and hurt him it’s exorcised and yoongi is completely mortified and the priests are like “kid omg why are you here you could have DIED” and they tell him to never speak of it to anyone and yoongi’s smart enough to know that what he’s just seen is something way beyond his years

in fact he’s repressed it so much that even when he’s older sometimes he has to remind himself it happened and now hunting demons is just his damn calling

100% carries a dagger or something dipped in holy water and probably knows a bunch of bible verses that’ll make a demon squeal right off the top of his head

when not hunting demons, he’s usually just making fun of namjoon for getting spooked all the time LOL

him and hoseok are like the lethal duo for demons like god forbid you’re a demon and get on their bad side bc u will be finessed tf into a pile of ash

probably naps on the way to haunted sites and the first maknae to rouse him from his sleep is carrying him to their destination

(but never jimin bc jimin is not a heathen like the others ofc)

namjoon

ok i’m gonna crack on my boyfriend real quick: DUDE IS SUCH A BABY OH MY GOD!!! HOW DID HE GET HERE!!! WHY IS HE DOING THIS!!!!! WHY COULDN’T HE MAKE FRIENDS WITH NORMAL PEOPLE WHO DON’T HUNT THE SUPERNATURAL

he’s v smart and reads up on lots of folklore from all around the world so he’s your go to when you wanna figure out what’s been spooking the locals

namjoon says he doesn’t believe in the supernatural but this is usually said in a small, squeaky chant under his breath as he wanders through the cemetery during witching hour with his six dumb ass friends and why did he have to start that casual conversation with hoseok that one time in biology-

has never had a definite brush with the supernatural BUT 9/10 he’s gonna think a floorboard creaking is the hounds of hell coming after him

it’s even worse that he’s clumsy

if jin isn’t holding onto him he’s most likely gonna run and fall when something remotely worrying happens and they aren’t carrying an injured namjoon through another haunted house again, goddamit joon

his favorite subject is aliens and he’s constantly letting the boys know that they are out there and they are avoiding the human race bc the human race is, in fact, super fucking stupid

is also stuck between wanting to get abducted so he can be left alone or wanting the rest of the world to get abducted so he can be left alone

tough choices, really

if shit goes down namjoon is either hiding behind yoongi or hoseok and he only trusts those two to get him out safely

“the rest of you are despicably hopeless” “you trip on dust, namjoon”

jin

the Responsible Adult

also easily spooked as fuck skfjekfi

ngl he’s only slightly more calm than namjoon but that is not,,,, by much

they usually cling to each other to calm each other down (the fucking waves of anxiety rolling off of the both of them is truly just. terrible. they’re both so nervous you can feel it from right at home behind the screen of your phone from which you’re reading this)

jin babbles when he’s scared too, and starts singing old nursery rhymes his mom sang him when he was still scared of the monsters under his bed

but ok. his reflexes are WAY better than namjoon’s bc where namjoon is “scream and run”, jin’s is “punch and run”

dude don’t even know what he saw but he’s already swinging

jin knows ghosts are real because he had an imaginary friend as a child who resembled the old owner of his house pretty spot on

since he figured that out, he can’t sleep in his old room alone any more and will use any excuse in the book to share with his parents when he visits

jin is always carrying snacks for the boys bc cryptid hunting is brutal man,, here’s a protein bar and some holy water

uses a fanny pack to carry said snacks and while yoongi has made every joke in the book abt it, who is the one carrying the antiseptic in a conveniently stored place when said min yoongi gets a cut hm

hoseok 

ok ok hoseok had a somewhat similar experience to yoongi as a kid and is also a great demon hunter

his family taught him about the evil shits as a kid so he’s always been aware of them even if kids always called him dumb for thinking they were real

uniquely enough, his choice of weapon is a bow and arrow (also dipped in holy water but depending on what they hunt, he could use anything speared by his arrow)

he really REALLY loves hunting famous lore tho like one time they actually tried to find bigfoot and he was so excited the whole time he couldn’t sleep. he learned the mating call and everything

(yoongi brought earplugs specifically for this reason)

he used to be easily spooked as a kid but now he’s steeled his nerves, if only to become the best monster hunter he can be

does copious amounts of research with joonie (listen ok they have sleepovers together and just geek out over the possibilities of some cryptid existing somewhere and hoseok gets stars in his eyes imagining what could be. namjoon loves analyzing the logic and sets hoseok on the right path since he tends to get a bit daydreamy when it comes to the famous stuff)

imagine him just freakin slaying a demon in front of the boys and getting a cocky lil smirk on his face

“calm down buffy, your ego is gonna be too big to fit in the van home”

jimin

ngl first thing he thinks about when his friends talk abt the supernatural is unicorns and fairies

he’s not v acquainted with the darker stuff

honestly doesn’t know why he’s hanging out with them all but he’s just happy to be here

always asks questions about what the boys know or have experienced. he’s really interested and he gets v empathetic

“no taehyung we can’t watch the poltergeist tonight, you know how uncomfortable it makes namjoon and jin” “we hunt these things daily u know that right”

v interested in magic

anything the boys find that involves magic, jimin is 110% hyper focused on the subject

he does his own lil research in his own time but he can’t help reading creepypastas sometimes

he doesn’t know any better ok!!!

also carries snacks but in a backpack bc he really can’t get behind the fanny pack

jin: they’re convenient

jimin: they’re a fashion abomination is what they are

one time they were hunting a monster that jumped out at taehyung and jimin just fuckin

decked it

like no thought just a right hook to the eye(s)

there were multiple eyes and jimin couldn’t stop whining abt the residue on his hand as they ran back to the van to hide

he’s just having a good time with his friends and didn’t really sign up for the monster bit but that’s okay

taehyung

so uh

taehyung can talk to the dead

this has actually been a thing he could do since he was a kiddo and similarly to hoseok, he was shunned for it because nobody believed him

he communicates with past relatives or family friends of his often for his family (who also know and find it kind of lovely what he can do) and sometimes passes on things for the dead to their living family

like he’ll order orange tulips sent to the home of a grieving widow bc her recently deceased husband asked him to do him that favor, something her husband had been planning on picking up for her the day he died

or he’ll quietly look after his classmate whose mother died because he was asked to. he’ll share his lunch with her and make sure she eats because her mother just knows she’s not well

when he met hoseok (who is really the heart of this lil group), he just felt so much relief at finally being understood

he’s really a great mediator for ghosts when they encounter them and he’s so helpful at leading them to the afterlife if needed

he’s really not scared of much to be honest. he finds everything so fascinating

sometimes it drains him being kind of a connect between the human and spiritual world but he’s so glad he was born that way, it’s helped him meet so many wonderful people and he loves who he is

and yeh ok taehyung abuses his power like the lil shit he is sometimes

tae: did you wash the dishes

jk: *clearly lying* yeh

tae: the ghost standing next to you begs to differ

jk: ...for the love of god taE NOT AGAIN

jungkook

ok, like i said,,, dude is an adrenaline junkie

jungkook does not give two flying shits he will deadass fight a headless forest demon in his living room if he has to

jungkook fears no man or god

strongest member so he’s always the one to carry namjoon when he inevitably hurts himself and has to be helped

even tho he’s not easily scared for his own life, he is scared for his family and friends

his worst nightmare is losing any of them to something they hunt

sometimes he’ll line windows and doors in his house with salt discreetly, just enough for it to work and just enough that his mom won’t yell at him for wasting perfectly good salt

is always researching protection spells and things just in case he’ll ever need em, usually consults yoongi for help too

“who do you think would win in a fight between mothman and a wendigo”

genuinely cannot function on an empty stomach and the boys have to stop by convenience stores to buy him like six cups of instant ramen just to satiate him

of course jin has some snacks in his handy fanny pack if needed (and has made painstakingly clear if jungkook mocks said fanny pack that he will be banned from getting snacks from it for the rest of his “measly young life”)

jungkook has some good sense and hasn’t said a word (but he has thought a copious amount, for sure)

[ewfwfeweer]

i was tagged by @angst-in-space​! Thanks, Bridge Brigid!

1) How many works do you currently have in progress?

Is infinite a good number? Too many? I currently have two posted WIP From Mothman, With Love, which has suffered because of my hyperfocus on my other WIP If I Ever Let You Down, Forgive Me. I’ve been trying to temper myself and get myself to focus on both, but in December, I’ll probably have another WIP posted, a human Shlav AU that has yet to be named, but expect it around Christmas since I’m doing the first chapter as a present for a friend. I’ll probably have a few one-shots up since I’m doing some pieces for people for some secret santa, and I want to do this other fic for Mo. I, also, may or may not post part of my soulmates au, and have that be a chapter fic, as well. I’m also working on a dark fantasy young adult novel for nanowrimo. Almost done with the first chapter, so I think it’s going good.

2) Do you/ would you write fanfiction?

I’m writing fan fiction right now! I like doing fan fiction because it’s a bit of a release. I don’t have to be as critical of myself as if I were writing my novel. I think fans are just looking for a good time. They want a good story and aren’t going to over-analyze every little detail about it. If they enjoy it then they enjoy it. I feel like agents take in a lot more than that. Plus, you’re competing against over a thousand people to get your work noticed, so that’s a lot of pressure. It’s good to just write something to write something sometimes.

3) Do you prefer paper books or ebooks?

I prefer paper books because all my things are touch screen, and I have a hard time reading and keeping track of lines. So, with paper books, I can use my finger to trace the lines without worrying about my phone sending the page all over the place. Though, if it’s on my computer, I do like the highlight feature, as long at the site has that enabled. Some don’t let you highlight. I guess because of copyright? But yeah, that makes it really hard to read if I’m not able to have something to keep track of the lines.

4) When did you start writing?

I want to say four or five? We had a writing program on our computer and I’d make up silly stories. Or, she’d buy my paper, and I’d write out stuff while I drew things to make a story. I loved telling stories. When I was in school, we had something called “Young Authors” where everyone was forced to write a story and submit it. I don’t know if that’s still going on, but mine never won. I was always so mad, because I’d write fantasy stories, but the only ones that won were the serious dramas. It sucked so bad, which might be why I have problems writing fluff now.

5) Do you have someone you trust that you share your work with?

I’m a part of a writing server, and they give such great feedback! Everyone is so nice there! It’s great to be friends with other writers and hear their take on things or have someone to brainstorm with when I get stuck.

6) Where is your favorite place to write?

It changes. Sometimes, I’m more productive in a structured environment Other times, I’m good on the couch. It really depends on what I need and where my head space is at that week.

7) Favorite childhood book

Once Upon A Marigold by Jean Ferris was my absolute favorite book. I’d read it over and over again. I loved Christian. I loved how he wasn’t the traditional hero, and how he listened to what Marigold had to say rather than force himself on her. I, also, liked Ed. Man, he was a great dad. Ed is the best and greatest tooth fairy, hands down. Don’t let those other fey tell you otherwise. If you haven’t read it, you should, because it’s great.

8) Writing for fun or writing for publication?

Currently, I’m trying to write for publication, though I do take breaks writing for fun. I’ve been working really hard on my craft and using fan fiction to practice with my descriptions and action scenes. Fell them out, find what works and what doesn’t, get feedback, see what people liked most. I’ve been getting a lot of great comments about my action scenes thus far, so I think I might actually get published this time with Glenn. He’s going well, at least I think so, even if I’m behind on my nanowrimo word count. I feel that he’s well-developed and that he’s ready to be published.

9) Pen and paper or computer?

Oh, gosh, computer. With the amount of words I write, there wouldn’t be enough journals in the world for all the WIPs I have. Besides, Word lets me have separate documents for different stories, so I’m able to keep everything clear and concise while still having a dump file that I can put silly scenes that I may or may not use while I’m writing.

10) Have you ever taken any writing classes?

No, I haven’t. When I was in school, English was my worst subject. I actually got detention because of my writing. My teacher told me to change my story because she didn’t like the weird supernatural plot twist I added. She refused to accept my story until I changed it. So, I lied, told her that I didn’t make the changes because I was at my grandma’s hospital bed. I wasn’t at my grandma’s hospital bed, but my grandma was sick, so I’m pretty sure she just assumed I was lying. But, she called me up in front of the whole class and berated me for lying then gave me detention while telling me I had no talent for writing. In high school, I did win some awards for my dramas, but people kind of tore me down, told me that my writing wasn’t any good and the only reason I won was because I wrote about gay people. So, I just kind of gave up for awhile. But then I started to do fan fiction online, and it surprised me that people actually liked my work. Like people genuinely liked it. I began to take it more seriously, and read books and experimented, improving my writing that way.

11) What inspires you to write?

Television shows, mostly. Like if I watch a really good episode, or maybe a good movie, then I can write for hours. Sometimes, I’ll watch action movies just to get the visual in my head so that I can see how I want the action to flow, how I want the fight scenes to go.

i tag: @transkeefs and @natural-frost I believe I remember sending you asks about writing. If I’m wrong, sorry. Then I also tag @bluethepaladin, @broqanes, and @bakerthatstreet. If anyone else here writes and wants to do it then I tag you, too!

[supernaturally-writing]

Tagged by my #1 tumblr love @marril96 1. WHAT SEASON DID YOU START WATCHING SUPERNATURAL? I started watching it over last summer (2016) bc I was home alone and had nothing better to do. I binge watched all ten season in a little over three weeks, then the week before s12 I binge watched all of season 11 in like four or five days. S12 is when I started watching it every week with the rest of the fandom. 2. WHO WAS THE FIRST CHARACTER YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH? Dean. Hands down. 3. WHO WAS A CHARACTER THAT YOU HATED AT FIRST BUT GREW TO LOVE? I hated Sam, actually. I think I hated him because I understood him. I'm in a similar position, where I'm forced to be a certain person and do certain things even though this isn't necessarily how I want to live. So, because I was in a really dark place at that time, I hated him. But I grew to love him and his strength, even if in the first season or two he mostly came off as the pouty kid he'd never gotten to be before then. 4. WHICH CHARACTER WOULD YOU MOST WANT TO BE IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH? Um. Someone who doesn't die every week? Lol, since I know that's not a possibility, then I'm going with Dean and Cas. 5. IF YOU COULD GO ON JUST ONE DATE WITH ONE CHARACTER, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Mmm... Gabriel. I miss my archangel. And I think he'd understand the human aspect to dating and relationships more than a mojo'd castiel would. 6. WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON THE DATE? Explore. See some place I've never seen before. Eat the local food without getting sick. (I have a few diagnosed problems that make me sick when I eat literally just about anything at all, so I always have to live within five feet of a restroom if we're not at home. I'd like to have that angel-assistance, TBH.) Id let him drag me around to his favorite places around the world, and I'd ask him what made them his favorite, and I'd ask to watch the sunset at his #1 favorite, because dusk is my absolute favorite time of day; I'd like to share favorites for a little while. Favorite place, favorite time, favorite angel. 7. WHICH CHARACTER WOULD YOU MOST WANT TO BE LIKE? It's a toss-up between Dean and Sam. I'm a lot like Dean, actually, so I often see myself trying to be more like Sam. More hopeful, more forgiving, less guarded. 8. WHICH CHARACTER WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO SEE BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD? BOBBY. Our Bobby, too. Not AU not-our-Bobby Bobby. 9. WHICH CHARACTER WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO PUNCH? Dean, probably, for his self depreciation. Like, damn boy. Don't you see how important and relevant you are? Let me punch you-- then let me kiss away all this shit floatin around in your head. Next would be Lucifer. Because who doesn't want to punch the Devil? 10. WHO IS YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE CHARACTER? Oo. That's a tie between Dean, Cas and Gabriel. 11. WHICH ��BIG BAD” DO YOU THINK WAS THE WORST? Lucifer. Ugh. His timeline has been drawn out so fucking far. They should've left him in season 5. 12. WHICH CHARACTER ARE YOU MOST LIKE? Dean, probably. 13. WHAT DEATH HIT YOU THE HARDEST? Sam's death at the end of season 2. I cried like a baby and took a break from binge watching for the night. Especially when Dean made the deal afterward, and bobby's "HOW MUCH TIME DID THEY GIVE YOU" thing just... Fuckin shredded me. 14. WHAT SEASON FINALE HIT YOU THE HARDEST? Uhhhhhh. Season 5, probably. Or season 9. 15. WHAT ARE YOUR TEN ALL-TIME FAVORITE EPISODES? Baby, Regarding Dean, French Mistake, Changing Channels, Swan Song, the first three episodes of season 10. The one that Jensen directed where you're with Bobby instead of the boys. 16. WHAT’S BEEN YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Season 10. 17. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ANGEL? Tie between Gabriel and Cas. 18. WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE DEMON? Meg. 19. WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE EVIL CHARACTER? Crowley. 20. DO YOU HAVE ANY SUPERNATURAL SHIPS? Megstiel. 21. WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE SUPPORTING ACTOR? Ooh... Briana, probably. 22. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE FROM THE SHOW? "Family don't end in blood, but it don't have to start there either." That quote opened a lot of doors for me, and let me see shit in a whole new way. 23. IF YOU COULD CAST ONE FAMOUS ACTOR IN AN EPISODE OF SPN, WHO WOULD YOU CHOSE? Robert Downey Jr. 24. IF YOU COULD WRITE YOUR OWN EPISODE, WHAT KIND OF CREATURE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE INCLUDED? Mmh... Mothman, because he's a local legend where I'm from. Or Goatman. 25. WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE GIRL THAT DEAN’S HOOKED UP WITH? Idk if I have one. 26. WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE GIRL THAT SAM’S HOOKED UP WITH? Again idk. 27. WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE CONVENTION MOMENTS? Any time that Jensen sings or Nesnej (drunk Jensen) comes on stage. Jensen/Misha panels. Just... Anything with J2M? 28. IF YOU WERE GOING TO GUEST STAR (OR BE A RECURRING GUEST STAR) ON SPN, HOW WOULD YOU WANT YOUR CHARACTER DESCRIBED? Um. Loyal, a little bit guarded with her emotions. Analytic, scrutinizing, not someone who makes dumbass decisions but would still be willing to go to the chopping block for those she loves. Maybe a brawler, someone who can kick ass and take names and had no shame in being unabashedly herself. 29. WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO SEE IN THE NEXT SEASON? Not the BMOL or Lucifer, that's for damn sure. Not a brain washed Castiel, either. 30.-40. IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE… BOBBY OR JOHN? Bobby. BELA OR RUBY? Bela. JESS OR MADISON? Madison. JO OR LISA? Lisa. CHARLIE OR KEVIN? Charlie. BALTHAZAR OR ASH? Both. CAS OR CROWLEY? Cas BEN OR CLAIRE? Claire JODY OR DONNA? Both SAM OR DEAN? Dean I'll tag my lowkey Tumblr crush @ohmychuckitssamanddean 🙈🙈

[icespyders]

opposing lawyers au? single parent au? doctors au? thunderstorm cuddles? celebrity crush au? buddy cops au? marry someone to piss of parents au?

YELLS VERY LOUD…THANK YOU OMG THESE ARE SO FUN!!! alright these ones are gonna be under a cut bc. well. you should know me by now.

opposing lawyers au: i’m torn bc it’d be equally fun to have, like, non-romantic rivals in these roles and the entire fic is just them talking shit (i’m not a big rarepair person so that definitely limits me in au plotting, lmao, i just dig weird friendships so much more than actual proper rarepairs!!) and also pitting an otp against each other and having belligerent sexual tension that will get the characters lectured by their respective HR departments. or! they’re competing within the same firm and both trying to get ahead so it’s more of an office drama, which would lead to a funny ensemble cast, which is always a win in my book

oh dude bokuaka could be fun for this, bc akaashi is a smartass by-the-book kinda guy who looks down on bokuto’s weirder strategies, but akaashi keeps underestimating how clever bokuto is and it infuriates him, and also kinda turns him on, and that infuriates him even further. or daisuga, too, i like the idea of them being rivals bc i have a funny feeling if they weren’t on the same team they’d just push each other’s buttons - daichi holds grudges over petty bullshit (sawamura “death to everyone who’s ever played basketball bc i’ve fought with their captain” daIchi tbh) and it’d just be too easy to irritate him for suga to resist doing it all the time.

if i get into non-romances pissing each other off in professional settings i’ll be here all night so i’ll spare you, but just know there are too many annoyingly-clever strategists in haikyuu who’d square off against each other excellently and it’s great

single parent au: true story, my sister and i have this very elaborate future domestic au about all our ships having kids, so, like, i love kid fics but having one of my own has ruined everyone else’s for me whoops. i can’t read anyone else’s bc i miss the babies i invented. buries face in hands. (but if you want to hear about that i have like a 30-page notes document so i’m happy to tell you about it)

aside from that i’ve vaguely plotted out a specific single parent au, i think (my sister and i are au machines, it’s a problem). we have one where daichi and suga hook up but then suga is daichi’s kid’s kindergarten teacher so the parent-teacher conference gets Real Awkward Real Fast. both of them try very hard to act professional and not ask “so like…we still on for a second date or…uh…”

doctors au: my immediate impulse when i saw this is to only make one of the characters a medical doctor and the other’s like. i don’t know a renowed geologist or smth. full on “dammit i’m a doctor, not a DOCTOR.” somehow they have wacky adventures. my brain wants me to x-files this and turn it into cryptid hunting shenanigans bc i shouldn’t be left to make aus past midnight. this is absolutely not what you meant when you asked me this, anon, but i don’t think i’m capable of writing a medical drama? i don’t watch that many, i lack a frame of reference. but you know what i don’t lack a frame of reference for. GHOST HUNTING. also MOTHMAN. catch me turning your prompt into gay “ghost adventures” somehow??

i have no idea what i’d write for this, i don’t think anyone wants me writing a doctors au. i think the closest i’d get is a future fic abt kyoutani being a veterinarian and he takes care of yahaba’s really fat cat and criticizes how fat it is and somehow they date. sorry omg this is not my best work, au-wise

thunderstorm cuddles: THIS IS A GOOD VIBE TOO…listen in my opinion all my ships should be cuddling all the time, or else what is the point. i really need to learn how to write short fluffy ficlets, i always end up turning everything i write into an absurdly long oneshot but writing ficlets sounds nice. 

anyway! this is a lovely moment of vulnerability to work with; if you run with a childhood friends ship for this, it could demonstrate how well the two characters know each other, that they’re aware of the need for thunderstorm cuddles and happy to provide it. however, it’s also intriguing as a moment to allow greater understanding and closeness in a relationship that isn’t as familiar. it demonstrates one party’s willingness to let the other see them in an unflattering state and let themselves be comforted. man i could do this for any ship, i really adore finding these little, understated moments of love and letting them cement a relationship, and also i’m weak to mild hurt/comfort where nobody is really hurt, haha. i would write asanoya for this, they’re especially good for cuddling, i feel. they’re both afraid of storms but refuse to admit it to save face in front of each other but they eventually both cave and learn, oh hey, we’re both scared of storms, this works, and then cuddle under a big quilt and everyone is happy

celebrity crush au: i would love to get “celebrity crush” down to absolute minimum level, like, oh god, since when do i go to college with that one hot youtuber who i’ve watched for years, or, oh no, i TOTALLY thirst-follow that guy on instagram, i’ve watched videos of him bench-pressing stuff WAY TOO MUCH, or, fuck me it’s the bassist from that band that plays in the campus bar, etc etc. i think that’d be funny bc it’s not even like you’re harboring a crush on a movie star like a normal person and it’s even harder to approach a youtube crush by explaining “hey so you’re famous, a bit, to me at least, i’m sorry, i love your work, i promise i’m not creepy.” if i was writing this, circumstances would definitely force the characters together (class group project! train your new co-worker, who you’ll spend hours alone with henceforth! we’re in the same club, time for icebreakers!) and the character with the crush would either awkwardly hide it or awkwardly blurt it out, depending.

i actually do have a vaguely-arced au about characters in bands that play in the campus bar attempting to woo various bar patrons; this kagehina i wrote is in that universe and i’ve just never sat down to write the whole au, and that’s an ensemble piece so there’s a bunch of ships. i dig iwaoi for the instagram thirst-follow concept, or bokuaka. that thirst is real. i’m also getting attached to the idea of the celebrity crush being a new co-worker, like, the two characters work in the school bookstore and spend many hours alone with no one but books for company. i’d write a kuroken for that. kenma didn’t expect that cool youtuber to be such a nerd in real life. also he’s pretty sure internet people aren’t supposed to be hot in real life, what the fuck, this isn’t even FAIR. so he’s all brisk with kuroo to keep his distance bc he feels so awkward and kuroo doesn’t get what he did wrong. (answer: existing and being cute was his mistake)

buddy cops au: COOL! this is another one where i’d love a weird friendship over an otp, just for shenanigans’ sake. if i was writing this it’d be less law & order and more brooklyn 99 so comedy is key. i’m thinking like. kenma and lev, worst partners ever, who solve all their cases against all odds. suga and kageyama would be a fun working dynamic too, or any combo of competitive setters, although i think with many other setters there’d be more attempting to outdo each other. like partnering shirabu and semi would be a mess of passive-aggressive sniping amidst their detective work. oikawa and ushijima where they both think they’re the good cop but they’re actually both the bad cop and oikawa thinks ushijima isn’t human bc he never drinks coffee bc he says he doesn’t “need it” like what the hell, how does he even stay awake on shift, it’s unnatural.

and on a not-haikyuu note, i definitely had a fucking komahina buddy cop au at some point in the distant past, and i’ve always lowkey wanted to write a naegiri noir mystery where kirigiri is the mysterious detective and naegi is the inquisitive reporter tagging along and helping her with a case. dangan lends itself to shit like that since it’s already about investigating murders

marry someone to piss off parents au: oh boy would i love to combine this with a royalty au. oh BOY would i love to combine this with a royalty au!! some upstart crown prince decides to marry below their station just to stick it to The Man and falling in love somewhere along the way, bc marriage is a commitment and it takes effort and you can’t just do it for no reason, it’s not a means to an end. i just find it mildly hard to believe anyone in haikyuu is offensive enough to someone’s parent to pull this off, like, even the ones that look skeevy are actually honor roll students, you just can’t accomplish this in canonverse.

back to the royalty au, make it even better: the protag chases after the crown prince of the rival kingdom bc they’re sick of the constant fighting and border disputes and assorted nonsense, and also it’ll make their parents SO MAD. like romeo and juliet but nobody dies, they just fall in love and dare somebody to do something about it. i’d do kagehina for this, it’s hinata’s idea. “what if i just. married into their family? then we’d share everything, right? right?” he pipes up at a lame-ass strategy meeting talking about import taxes on the rivals, he’d rather be going on adventures but noooo he has to sit at a meeting, so he decides to put his foot down. and then he has to journey off to kageyama’s kingdom and somehow win his hand. that sounds fun as hell.

if i did make this canonverse, i feel like one character is essentially fake-dating the other to make the parents mad, like, they have an arrangement, the fake beau is getting free dinner out of it, but they end up charming the protag’s parents and instead of pissing them off the visit smooths things over and the protag character is really irritated but also kinda falling for the fake beau what the hell?? it all just completely backfires. give me ennotana for this. ennoshita hires the toughest-looking dude he knows to annoy his parents but his parents think tanaka’s a good influence on him, somehow. goddammit how dare he be so charming. this is nonsense.

thank you so much for letting me ramble incoherently, it’s 1:30 AM and this ain’t my best work but i had some giggles writing this so i hope you have some giggles reading it!!! :’)

[luvdsc]

renegade or whatever.

dancing is not on your list of interests, but park jisung definitely is.

pairing :: park jisung x reader genre :: fluff / best friend + social influencer au word count :: 5,001 words warnings :: none playlist :: bright (echosmith) ⋆ it’s yours (nct dream) ⋆ message in a bottle (taylor swift) ⋆ cutie (coin) ⋆ peachy (bad suns) author’s note :: the series has finally been revived, let’s goo !! jisung bestest boy ever so of course, I had to write his next ♡ ↳ part of the not clickbait series.

There are three things in life Park Jisung is absolutely terrified of.

Okay, that’s a big fat lie, and even he knows it. There are actually many things he’s scared of, but that would take forever to list, so here are the top three, starting from the bottom:

#3. His mom when she’s mad at him (deserved).

She found out he bet Chenle all his meal points that Jaemin would confess to his best friend before she would (Spoiler: he ate ramen everyday for a whole semester. Luckily, Mark sucks at buying groceries online and ordered too many bulk boxes of that instant MSG filled goodness).

#2. Bugs and ghosts.

Both float or fly around and always come out of nowhere. So yeah, he’s putting them together. Also, he’s never going to forgive Donghyuck for convincing him to swap cameraman duties because he ended up filming the Mothman episode for Dream Unsolved while Donghyuck got to enjoy three lobster rolls at three drastically different price points.

Combining his two second tier fears? That’s a recipe for the: Worst. Night. Ever. It was so bad, he wanted to give it a zero (out of five stars), but Renjun said that’s not possible. So he gave it a one. But it’s still a zero in his books.

#1. Confessing to his best friend.

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[PINNED] luvdsc commented:

jk this is totally clickbait 🤪 april fools, honey bees !!! 🥳

goofys.chuckle commented:

crop pls

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jisungpwark commented:

uh where’s my video ????

honeyfairy replied: we were robbed 💔

morklyrawr commented:

wait i don’t see anything

moonminjun replied: it’s a joke mark.....

suhprisemf commented:

what the flute

nanaislove commented:

unfriended blocked reported where’s my jisung content 🥺😭🤬🤬

peachyangel replied: heart❤️ been broke💔🤕 so many times⏰ i don’t know��🤷‍♀️ what to believe 🍃🙏 yeah👍 mama🤰say it’s my👧😣fault🥺😢 my fault😭😞 i wear my heart💝 on my sleeve👕

bigheadking commented:

aww that sucks! anyway here’s the recipe for brownies: 1/2 cup powdered sugar 2 eggs 1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil 1 1/2 cups sugar 1/2 cup dark chocolate chips 3/4 teaspoons sea salt 2/3 cup cocoa powder 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 3/4 cup flour 2 tablespoons water

notanimpasta replied: link in my bio for the recipe !

sheepsh commented:

emotional damage 😟

luvdsc commented:

come back soon, honey bees !!  🐝🤍✨

apado_god commented:

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