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daemon and all the ghosts of harrenhall living it up every night:
#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#harrenhall said fuck it i have your ghosts and ghouls right here man#harrenhall said hide yo kids hide yo wife cause we grabbin bitches up in here#THE MOTHERFUCKING HEART TREE#the ghouls are like pssst daemon chill bro we got your back#we getting spooky up in here bitches!!!#they really gave us alice rivers huh man i hate it here#hotd meme#daemon targaryen#matt smith#daemon x rhaenyra#aemond targaryen#aemond x reader#aegon targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#aegon ii x reader#ewan mitchell#tom glynn carney#hotd x reader#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#jace velaryon#baela targaryen#rhaenys targaryen
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As someone who lived in a home where it was not safe to be queer but their first love was their same-sex best friend, I really cannot emphasize the importance of characters like Charles Rowland enough. As someone who deals with shame from years of self-hate, repression, happy-masking, and being called a "Token ally" by even my queer friends while feeling wrong wrong wrong about it, and being the kind of person who just didn't "Look queer enough" or whatever the fuck arbitrary, exclusionist rhetoric people would casually hurl about, I just really can't believe we have a character like him.
He's complex and deeply scarred and I've never cared about a character like this before. I've never felt so "Seen." I can't wait to save this show because seeing him heal will be like a balm on my heart. His character arc is completely unique and handled with such care that it brings tears to my eyes.
That's all. I am just so deeply thankful for & emotional about Charles Rowland tonight.

#I'm not commenting on any of the Payneland panic because I stg if one more person treats his trauma and pain as a background story#that doesn't deserve screentime in favor of rushing him into ANY relationship so help me god I will lose my shit#Let him 'Figure the rest out' goddamnit! It's hard being an abused child out here! We do not feel like we deserve love okay? Let him realiz#he DOES deserve love. Edwin got a whole season to figure his shit out Charles deserves the same damn#No Charles Rowland hate in my house. No straight Charles 'lads lad' truthers I'm done with it!!! I won't be having it!#oh for the record I ship Payneland like a motherfucker. They are the ship of all time and very obviously endgame#anyway GO STREAM DEAD BOY DETECTIVES#save dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles rowland#dbda netflix#the dead boy detectives#the dead boy detective agency
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Okay we’re all making jokes about Daemon’s little Oedipal episode but I do think it is a really good way to show just how the Targ incest-superiority-exceptionalism fucks everyone in this family up. You get taught literally from birth to find romantic and sexual intimacy in your familial relationships.
You’re Daemon. You’re a son so you ought to marry your sister. But you have no sister, only an older brother who REALLY ought to have a sister to marry. And this is how things must be. Your parents are brother and sister, THEIR parents are brother and sister. It must be brother and sister but you have no sister. Do you become the sister then? But you can’t, because that’s wrong too. You are a son, you must be a son and act as a son. And you should love your brother as only a brother. And this is how things must be. But how can you when you’ve been taught not to? How can you when you know if you had been a girl, you wouldn’t be allowed to just see him as a brother. He is your brother. You should have been his wife. But you never can be. And this is how things must be. You never knew your mother. But she is a woman and she is related to you. And haven’t you always been taught exactly what that means in this family? You’ve crossed so many boundaries but now suddenly there is a line. You don’t think you really want her in this way. But you never knew her and you don’t know how else to show love in this family. You don’t know how to love her as family in a life where family means lover. Except when it doesn’t. And gods forbid you cross that line and desire your family in a way that is suddenly wrong. This is how things must be.
#I have so many alicent thought but wanna rewatch the episode before I sort through them#so here’s a post about Daemon because I this this scene should be treated with more complexity#than just ‘lol Daemon is a motherfucker’ or ‘oh it’s just shock value’#daemon targaryen#hotd season 2#hotd#hotd meta#house of the dragon
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love love love love those moments where house's all seeing baby blues get misty. love when he gets super pathetic about his and wilson's friendship and how sometimes he pushes just a little too much so wilson draws a line like he can end what they have Right There as he stands without batting an eye as if that isn't one of the most devastating things you can tell house. sometimes that man just looks the most beautiful at his most vulnerable
#house md#hilson#channeling my inner wilson here i'm sure#he is not infallible he is not god his wings are melting he is getting strangled in his own leash#people who just see him as a mean old dude who cares about nothing but himself do not get him#this motherfucker cares So Much actually. he is a cathedral you just don't have eyes to see#he's old enough to be my father (and in that one dream he was) but he's my poor little meow meow
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it’s the way people hate criston for calling rhaenyra a “cunt” once (not good, but this man’s situation was unique and he otherwise respects women from what we have seen), and simultaneously think daemon is a feminist (he repeatedly called rhea “a bronze bitch”, murdered her in cold blood, groomed his niece, choked his pregnant niece, and fucked her immediately after the death of his second wife). criston’s loyalty and dedication to alicent has been all but unwavering both seasons, and daemon has spent the entirety of season two plotting against his wife (aka wife number three, aka the niece he groomed), and it took him, what, eight episodes to stand by her again? people really hate criston just because he was hurt about being used and his position being put in jeopardy (he said no. it doesn’t matter if we know that rhaenyra would ever tell anyone that they’ve slept together, he doesn’t know that). he has been loyal to alicent, loyal to her children (does daemon even remember his daughters’ names), loyal to their cause, while daemon seized the opportunity for power the first chance he got like a hungry dog. truly pathetic.
#astra.txt#house of the dragon#house targaryen#house cole#daemon targaryen#anti daemon targaryen#criston cole#pro criston cole#previous ask got me ramped up#i hate this man so so deeply yall#i’m truly convinced it’s because daemon has silver hair and hotd is filled with so many targaryen bootlickers i HATE THEM.#it’s crazy because criston is so unusually hated#if people EVER bring up what criston did to joffrey whatever his last name is#let’s remember that daemon murdered a completely innocent servant so he could marry his niece who he groomed#rhea royce pls come back and kill this awful motherfucker NOW.
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And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side Of my darling—my darling—my life and my bride
Undertaker + Cloudia P. Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Poe
#okay but like is it my fault that claudia p and annabel lee rhyme perfectly??? no. i rest my case.#kuroshitsujiedit#black butler#kuroshitsuji#undertaker#public school arc#cloudiataker#claudiataker#claudiatakeredit#undertakeredit#lyrics#poetry#my fault for rewatching the fall of the house of usher and not thinking i would find a way to bring cloudiataker into it#side note: i am very into verna - maybe i just want to fuck death?#i certainly admire the shit out of women who do... 'have you forgotten what i am' to motherfucking DEATH madeleine usher the woman you are#roderick's actor's rendition of the the last stanza/the conversation with annabel in the church never fails to make me cry#that series is so fucking good you should watch it if you havent#long live claudiataker
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most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell
#like when he and house are eating in the cafeteria and house is on his ‘ stacy is still in love with me ‘ stint#and wilson is like ‘ yes i’m with you these makes complete sense ‘#or when house was in the mri machine and wilson was like ‘ house . this is God . ‘#when he was playing poker with cuddy and house was on the phone with him so he was talking in ‘ code ‘#when house was using his office because he wanted his carpet back and wilson walks in and he’s like#‘ hm . that’s weird . the door says james wilson . what a crazy typo ‘ ( or smth )#when he and cuddy are in the stairwell and cuddy is like ‘ are we here to hide from house ‘ and he’s like ‘ unless you wanna make out ‘ 😭😭#please his deadpan deliveries always take me the fuck out#motherfucker has me crying from laughing so hard sometimes . james if i was there i would laugh at all your bits#house#house md#james wilson#houseposting#lgbtq#lgbt
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their first talk
#alastors thoughts here are something along the lines of 'i cannot BELIEVE husker got to him first'#alastors 'gonna steal myself a friend (<- wife*)' vs husks 'i will tear your eyes out with my claws motherfucker'#🌗 art tag#hazbin hotel#house of cards au#radiostatic#vox hazbin#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin alastor#alastor hazbin hotel
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in hysterics at how every single hotd fic that wrote the dance made more sense and was more faithful to the book then the actual season.
#hotd#house of the dragon#the leaks are so funny i can't#hotd season 2#they've read the fics and thought how can we top that?#let's have rhaenyra dress as a septa and visit alicent and make daemon a literal motherfucker#hotd spoilers
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aemond one-eye “that’s-okay-they-can-die-for-my-aesthetic” targaryen:
#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd spoilers#credit: op owochimuwu#aemond targaryen#aemond x reader#ewan mitchell#aemond targaryen x reader#aemond said fuck it let me be prettier#when you’re team black but an aemond girlie 👏🏼#and what about it#he’s out here committing war crimes#and looking good while doing it#and i said that’s my motherfucking man#that’s my husbando#aemond one eye#aegon ii targaryen#aegon ii x reader#daemon targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#jacerys velaryon#rhaena targaryen#rhaenys targaryen#a song of ice and fire#daemon x rhaenyra#tom glynn carney#jace velaryon#asoiaf
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#wbn#wbn pod#wbn spoilers#the wizard the witch and the wild one#suvirin kedberiket#conclave arc#worlds beyond number#this is arc three y’all#we’re still just babies and yet#thinking about how this is where we’re starting this arc and however this arc ends it caused the energy of the bday livestream#blessing upon these motherfuckers houses until the end of night#a lot made me sad about that conversation#but the “you have to say it and Steels quick and mumbled i love you made me so sad#even if that’s their established dynamic and they know she does#it made me so sad
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Addressing the toxic team black accusations against Tom Glynn-Carney.
First and foremost, he is not a rapist; his character, Aegon, the second Targaryen, is. Second of all, I hate how some of you pretend Viserys and Daemon weren't groomers. Nine times out of ten, you don't see sane people from Team Green making rape accusations against Paddy and Matt. Just please fucking stop it; it's like some of you really want to ruin this man's career. And you can say what you want, so please do comment in defense of the toxic actions being taken because I want all the smoke. I was also told by my aunt that he was a rapist, but I was quick to shut that shit down from the door. It goes to show how quickly false information is spread and how much it could really impact somebody's life. It's disgusting and makes me sick that some of you team black fans have so much hatred for his character that some of you are willing to corrupt this man's life. I find it hilarious that some of you have the sheer audacity to be that fucking bold behind a computer screen or a screen of whatever mobile device is in your possession, but would some of you ever make a statement like that in front of his face? No, most of you wouldn't even dare to do so because he is able to sue for defamation in court by law. So, please don't ditch what you can take because you will get verbally bodied by me morally, and that's not a will; that's a promise.
Please Reblog.
#yall disgust me#please get help#my man did nothing wrong#house of the dragon#game of thrones#a song of ice and fire#house targaryen#hotd#hotd s2#hotd season 2#ride or die#asoiaf#got/asoiaf#targtowers#aegon ii targaryen#pro tom glynn-carney#I believe in the tom glynn-carney supremacy#free him from this blasphemy#free him he did nothing wrong#yall scare me#yall motherfuckers scare me#anti insane team black stans#fuck off with that shit#fuck outta here#fuck off#touch some grass#moral compass
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TRY AGAIN LATER
it's like. well. its several things.
(Plutarch's Crassus, trans. Warner)
and also this
(ibid.)
that compliment sounds like an insult, baby.
anyway, there's a fun kind of eroticism in being given everything, in taking things that aren't yours without any real consequence, in climbing towards becoming a Roman Alexander, only for one man to deny you, over and over and over again, at every turn. Sulla tried, Crassus did it better. who would put a butcher in their place? who else knows you well enough to do it? who else can match you step for step like this? doesn't it feel like a kind of intimacy, a kind of—
it's also about the 'even sulla kissed my sword/so you want me on my knees too?' innuendo was too good to pass up. that was actually the first line I wrote, I figured out the rest of this to justify making a comic with it
and finally! the sword line is referencing/playing off of Lucan's Pharsalia a little bit because it fucks hard
(Lucan's Pharsalia, trans. Jane Wilson Joyce)
EDIT: oh, and that's a public domain anatomical illustration of a heart. you know how it is with love and hate.
#marcus licinius crassus#gnaeus pompeius magnus#tris homines#komiks tag#roman republic tag#drawing tag#its about how many ways i can create situations where i have crassus call pompey a brat#the subtext going on here is that pompey and sulla are in the middle of their political falling out#and pompey is like. okay motherfucker. and crassus is something that sulla had under his hand#but uhhhhhh. its not going that well for pompey. because sulla got there first#and left his mark#dont worry tho pompey you'll get him in the end. your descendants are going to marry each other#and name two of their sons directly after both of you!! fucking wild. LOVE it#can't get much closer than that! altho pompey did try something when he married publius crassus' widow#crassus himself however holds true to his statement of 'no one is ever going to touch me ever again.'#he's like. not alive right either so it'd be hard to pin him down anyway#too haunted. your ghosts your dead your ancestors have escaped your family house buddy
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if you’re a YouTuber with a large audience, and you actually make profit from said audience, you should be legally obliged to hire someone to subtitle your videos or be sentenced to sensory deprivation torture
#these motherfuckers have 4million subs and their own production companies and they can’t afford a professional to do their subtitles?#or even a new microphone after like 3 years??#get your shit together!’#angry thoughts while deep cleaning the house for new year
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Gonna punch otto that it took him so long to realise he’s on the wrong side but he’s already ruined alicent’s (and many others) lives so I’ll be damned if he doesn’t stick by his damn choice
#like thats your life now motherfucker#you made that choice own it#fuck otto#will never forgive him#otto hightower#alicent hightower#hotd#rhaenicent#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targeryan#hotd s2#literally the cause of this whole war tbh#if he left his daughter alone instead of using her as a political chess piece
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