#mostly phil

[johnentwistlesbassguitar]

Sitting in a completely dark room trying not to sob and googling "has bob dylan mentioned phil ochs at all since his death"

[emotoangel]

I think we should all change our pfp to that photo of them in the Apple Store on October 19th just to fuck with them maybe

[pseudophan]

out of the closet dan and phil preaching about how rpf is great actually is just so funny. like yeah man you guys just get free porn written about you and your boyfriend, of course you're pro rpf

[dandp]

Genuinely this is crazy wdym Dan has now called Phil honey and babe on stage and both were in response to a scripted line flub that happens every night like. that's surely a purposeful choice at that point.

[koifishhies]

Phil likes to say that Dan’s the one who will get the channel demonetized, so here’s non-exhaustive list of all the unhinged shit he himself has said with his whole chest:

“The phits. The phoobs are out.”

“Taking a dick so far up my ass that I factory reset”

“I’ve graduated into fuck-land”

“That wasn’t very romantic, was it? I should have been stroking you. With my sword.”

“Let me just mark my territory” and then made a pissing noise in Dan’s face

Also separately SPIT in Dan’s face and said “seaworld”

“You know what I’m in the mood for? BREEDING”

“Gays do maths!”

“This glass of water! Everyone’s peed it before!”

“I’d be the first onlyfans person with a tail”

“Oop, something just popped out… wardrobe malfunction…”

“Wuhoh! I birthed a pheal”

“My butt is feeling good, I’m rearing for my rodent boy summer”

“That book smells a bit musty… or is that something else 😏”

“Performance issues” while gleeking

“It’s danny with a spicy cock”

And of course, because how could I forget her:

“Come in my lady door”

[tarotphil]

in December I focused too much on loved ones and relearning how to live. but no more. it’s 2025 baby and we’re locking into demon phannie mode

[betaphannie]

"average entertainment duo are best friends" factoid actually just statistical error. average entertainment duo are decent friends but mostly coworkers. dan howell and phil lester, who are tied together by the universe in every timeline, are outliers adn should not have been counted

[lesbianphan]

Starting a rumor that Dan and Phil are eloping in Vegas at their actual anniversary because Phil refused to have a separate anniversary to remember and Dan loved the symmetry of it coming full circle after 15 years and that's what's going on in Vegas this week

[antiadvil]

fandommetrics from april 30, 2018, when phan was last the number one ship. like to charge reblog to cast

[momhowell]

love you guys <3 <3

[moonchair]

helsinki tit preshow (not full)

[sandinmybed]

hey everyone what dan and phil videos do you watch when you feel a bit shit or sad or whatever (but i tried to make the options a bit more varied than the usual three options)

[reunitedinterlude]

gamingmas 2023

[pseudophan]

sister daniel in copenhagen

[dansleftthigh]

looking at dnp’s vacation photos and wondering what it’s like to be loved by another person

[bitchslapblastoids]

disturbing lack of dan in the blue pvc pants on my dash dulgetruthers wya