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Ooh! Another JJBA villain lover. I wanted to request groupchat headcanons for the agents of Dio. Thank you! đ
Agents of Dio Group Chat HCs
hi hi! of course! also, thank you so much for the request! iâm so glad you requested the agents of dio because i love them so much <3 i didnât include all the agents (i did about 7 i think) because i struggled to think for all of them but hopefully the agents i did do are okay! also iâm really sorry this took so long :(( between work and some family issues i havenât had too much time but i hope you enjoy!
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Steely Dan
absolute menace in the groupchat to be honest
actually, Dan, Mariah and Rubber Soul and THE group chat menaces and everyone hates them for it lmaooo
i feel like heâs a spammer tbh
but heâs never saying anything of interest heâs just spamming with stupid stuff like memes at 3am
definitely one of if not the most annoying agent in the group chat closely followed by rubber
Rubber Soul
another one whoâs a big fan of spamming with memes
and itâs normally in response to danâs memes that heâs spamming. and heâs sending even worse memes in response lmao
has the humour of a 13 year old kid who plays fortnite to be honest
has made the ligma joke too many times (daniel still falls for it sometimes)
Daniel DâArby
not that active in the group chat to be honest
he pops in every now and then to see if anything work related has happened
group chat besties with Hol Horse and they gave each other their group chat nicknames
heâs slow at responding even in group chat emergencies to be honest lmao i feel like he doesnât really care too much about what goes on in the group chat
and i feel like heâs probably not that active on his phone anyway unless heâs playing solitaire or some type of betting game
Terence DâArby
another one who likes to send memes into the chat actually but isnât a spammer like dan is
heâs pretty much always active on the group chat but heâs more of a lurker and doesnât tend to respond to messages quick all the time even though he is always on the group chat
which always annoys everyone because they know heâs there and is just ignoring them lmao
is often asked by others to hack the group chat and edit peoples nicknames (normally itâs dan or mariah that asks) most of the time he doesnât do it but he will if heâs bored and feels like annoying people
Vanilla Ice
co admin of the group chat (Dio is the admin of course)
not that good at keeping it under control though lmao
normally dishing out group chat bans (normally to either Mariah, Dan or Rubber) until another member of that little trio begs for them to be unbanned
heâs the most active i would say. when dio canât be bothered with the group chat, heâs in charge of keeping it under control (which again, heâs very bad at lmao)
always has to ask terence for technical help because he assumes terence knows everything about technology
everyone always complains to him about the group chat nicknames because heâs not creative enough with them
Mariah
group chat besties with midler
always keeps her up to date on pranks sheâs going to pull on the group chat so that sheâs in on it too tbh
much like terence, sheâs very active but she doesnât like to respond
when she does respond though itâs probably with some type of snarky comment (never with midler though, she would never do that to her)
as much as sheâs group chat besties with rubber and dan, sheâs always insulting them too lmao. she loves making fun of those boys
Hol Horse
iâd say heâs semi active in the group
likes to pester the dâarby brothers (daniel is definitely more easily irritated than terence)
most frequently used emoji is the cowboy and the gun emoji (and got sad when they changed the gun emoji)
heâs quick at answering when heâs in the mood. you can always tell if hol horse has fallen out with one of the other members because he refuses to answer them lmao
pretty flirty in the group chat. mostly flirts with mariah and midler even though mariah constantly tells him to give it a rest
#jjba headcanons#jjba hcs#agents of dio#jjba dioâs agents#dioâs agents hcs#dioâs agents#agents of dio hcs#agents of dio headcanons#jjba steely dan#jjba daniel dâarby#jjba terence dâarby#jjba mariah#jjba rubber soul#jjba hol horse#jojo hol horse#jojo steely dan#jojo rubber soul#jojo mariah#jjba darby brothers#jojo terence darby#jojo daniel darby#jjba stardust crusaders#jojo stardust crusaders#jjba part 3#jjba part 3 hcs#jjba part 3 headcanons#jojo agents of dio#jojo dioâs agents#jjba vanilla ice#jojo vanilla ice
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How badly did Louis xv treat his wife???
Tbh he was more just... Neglectful and ignored her throughout their marriage.
At first, it was very idyllic and they loved each other, but after giving birth the first time to Louise Elisabeth and Anne Henriette, Cardinal Fleury (who absolutely hated her) decided that until she gave birth to a boy, she wouldn't be allowed to leave Versailles. Louis XV did nothing, and it took 3 years for Maria to have a son. Also, what the hell is up with that? She had twin daughters and suddenly she *needs* to have a boy?? Have some patience, she's working on it!
She was very shy, I mean who wouldn't be when faced with the King of France. She wasn't really raised as a Princess- she was raised in a small house with very few servants with her parents, grandmother, and I'm not sure if her sister Anna was dead yet.
Louis XV cheated on her quite a lot, which I know is normal for monarchy but it is worth mentioning. After the birth of Princess Louise (her last child) she almost died, and she was advised to not have anymore children, and after that she refused access to her bedchamber for the King.
One book says,
At certain times, vigils, feasts and days consecrated to the memory of illustrious saints, she demanded- well, let us call it a "respite" from the King's attentions. But gradually new saints of minor importance were invoked, and Louis XV became impatient. He did not chafe at the great elect, but he drew the line at all these petty saintlings. At first he was content with such a device as breathing on a mirror and writing on the fleeting mist, "Your Majesty is a proud minx"; but one night, pleading that it was a saint's day, the Queen refused to admit him to her bedchamber. "Madame," he shouted at her, you shall pay for this," and immediately commanded Lebel to go and fetch a woman, no matter whom. Lebel sped away, and soon returned with an amiable and tantalizing maid of the Princesse de Rohan, who undertook these supplementary duties with the most charming alacrity.
Also after Princess Louise's birth, Cardinal Fleury decided that the budget of Versailles was just too small to handle the extra daughters they had laying around, so obviously something had to be done to them, and not yknow, the king using so much of the budget for frivolous stuff. Adelaide, aged 6, Victoire, 5, Sophie, 4, Felicite, 2, and Louise, under a year old were chosen to leave.
Maria, who had a particular attachment to Adelaide, guided her into running to her father after mass and begging him to let her stay. It worked, but none of her other children were allowed to stay. Despite this, she often sent them gifts, and once they were old enough to yknow, read and write, sent them letters.
One letter from Sophie, which I believe was after Sophie properly met her later on in life, says:
My Dear Mamma, we have been this morning to the Carmelites : they have prayed to God for you, that nothing may happen to you on the road. I am very im- patient to arrive at Versailles ; for I assure you that it concerns me very much not to see you, since I love you, my dear Mamma, with all my heart. Be convinced of this I beg of you.
She loved her children, and they adored her too. Henriette, Louis, Adelaide, and Louis's first wife, Raphaelle particularly defended her against the growing faction of Madame de Pompadour, although their distaste didn't do anything in the eyes of Louis XV. Louis Ferdinand, the Dauphin of France, particularly wasn't very close with his father, seemingly mostly due to Louis XV's treatment of Maria and personality differences.
Louis Ferdinand was a mostly kind-hearted soul who enjoyed gardening, and didn't like hunting or cheating on his wife, which were two things that Louis XV enjoyed very much.
Louis XV comments:
My son is of an indolent disposition, and his temper, like that of most people with Polish blood in their veins, is quick and variable; he has no taste; he cares nothing for hunting, women, or good living. Perhaps he thinks that if he were in my position he would be happy. At first he would change everything, appear to make a fresh start in every particular, and would soon be tired of the position of King as he is now of his own. He is made to live like a philosophe with men of intellect; he likes to do good, he is really virtuous and intelligent.
Unlike what Louis XV thought his son thinks, Louis Ferdinand truly had no desire to reign. Apparently, on a lot of writings to his children, he begins, "If I ever have the misfortune to reignâ"
I know this is an abrupt end but I have to leave my house rn- if I have more to add I will reblog!
#marie leszczynska#maria leszczynska#queens of france#louis xv#Sorry for the lack of sources. I have a thing where I drop quotes about historical figures and I have a problem with forgetting to put the#sources too#louis ferdinand of france
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Ogay now your turn, who was your blorbo(s) before???
Damn... This is a harder question than it seems, because it is... hard to remember? My brain got SO rotted with Soulsborne world that I legit am forgetting how things used to be before that? It doesn't help that my feelings about the character and how much I talk about them / do for them do not always match! As a result, I have three types of blorbos:
1) The 'real' blorbo: The one that evokes the most feelings and I actively fantasize about being with, one that sparks yearning and attraction and consumes the most of my thoughts, but I won't do enough with
2) The 'productive' blorbo: The one which I practically breathe life in and create entire story and world for when canon didn't provide much and/or this character is unpopular. They often become crucial part of my online identity, or JUST my identity o_o'
3) The 'fanmade' blorbo: It is either an AU version of the character, an interpretation so unfitting and far from canon vibe that it almost works as an OC, or JUST an OC. I actually love/hate this one, because this is the asshole that will always make me stray from working on canon!! They will make me focus so much on them that depending on the nature of the character, I will forget the canon vibe in my love for this version or will forsaken general source material to join an AU/RP where this character is. Let me focus on canon-palatable creativity and stop wasting my time, dipshits!!
So, to give you the idea, in Bloodborne, type one would be, of course, Micolash, Edgar and Maria (but mostly Micolash)! Type two would be Rom and Izzy. And since recently my Laurence is between 1 and 2 because he is really S E X Y but also I have to create everything for him xD. Type three would be... uh...
My previous "fandom" was UTDR, but that stay was a little short-lasting, since Deltarune is work in progress and Undertale did not have the same grip on me. In there, my type one blorbo were Rouxls Kaard and Mettaton! You can tell I love the flamboyant sexy man with fake depth, fair level of depravity but not evilness, and intelligence of a brick dshhfdsdds My art never felt good enough to capture Mettaton's confident energy, however, I'd like to show this fanart of Rouxls:
Type two blorbo were Mad MewMew, Catti, and Diamond King! The latter two were sort of underdeveloped in canon at the time, and for MewMew I actually had a bunch of things, and even RPed as her for some time! Developing Diamond King was quite fun, though he was dangerously close to type 3 because of AU stuff where HE was the bad guy and not Spade King (and Catti was the 'monster' of the prophesy). Besides, we did give him a wife who is not getting used in canon but exists in the cards deck that WAS used for the 'cards'.
(EDIT: I made these sprites and I forgot that I made them and not Val o_o" Because it's been a few years ago + I am scatter-brained. Oh jeez)
And type three happened when I delved into helping to work on an AU for Deltarune, a project a passionate person started in hunger for completion of Deltarune, following after Chapter 1 and ignoring everything. Basically, attempt to finish the game that had AMAZING story and characters! I lended many designs, ideas and characters for it, improving it very significantly. I no longer work on that project and gave all rights to my designs and creative solutions to the developer, but it was FUN. And like I said, distracted me from the canon-palatable creativity. And helped me to finally come to terms with the fact that I am way better at nurturing, supporting, editing and improving someone else's projects than creating my own. It was a long time coming realisation considering how half of my drawings for any fandom used to be fanart of other people's ideas and OCs or fanart for our RP plots. Not something that can happen in this fandom because... you know. But yeah, I've always been the guy that would draw a pile of everyone's OCs/interpretations in the community, or help someone with no coherent design idea to GET that design down!
...ak-hem, where was I? Right, blorbos. So, the 'fanmade' blorbos were, of course, our version of Diamond Queen and... this BITCH:
This is Ace of Hearts! And Insight joke is actually something I just made up, since I made this guy before I knew anything about Bloodborne! It aged like fucking milk, hahahahaha!! To give you the idea of what I had to do to design the Aces, here are the cards by Kanotynes that Toby was using:
These are the face cards ( x )! If you saw Deltarune's chapter one, you can see how and which designs were used, and which changed.
And this is the only image of all cards I can reliably find ( x ). You can see that number cards were de-personalised and are just various things. So what I did was combining the face card look and find a way to "fuck it up", since Aces learned A LOT of 'Chaos' and not only part of it like Jevil (and now Spamton)! Here are the rest of them:
You can tell, even in healthy forms, they'd still be a bit... 'strange' compared with face cards. Ace of Clubs in healthy form would have only one head and one horn, and his 99 Insight Chaos version has 11 heads each with one peace of their body or face... And Ace of Diamonds would be a snake with 'umbrella' skin, which is nothing like other Diamond suits!
I was the one to insist that we have Aces in the project, conceptualised them, designed them, wrote them lore etc. And Ace of Hearts was my favourite, and also the scariest one. (of course I like the most creepy one -_-) It was also the first situation where I got obsessed with my OWN non-canon stuff... although, technically, they are no longer mine, since I passed the designs and right to write and use to the owner completely. Maybe it is to the better, as I moved closer towards enjoying my own content more!
(Idle sprites I've made back then!)
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Thank you for listening and giving me nostalgia, lol xD
#ask replies#utdr#deltarune#yooooooooooo that was nostalgic#i really don't feel like returning to that project ESPECIALLY after chapter 2 jossed too many things#the only thing that could convince me to go back to it is if Toby cancels the REAL deltarune#because again: i need to focus on canon-palatable creativity more#i no longer want to do community-oriented creativity because everything always falls apart because of dumb discord drama or something#especially RP communities#every single time some asshole makes a community Discord and before you know it everyone became everyone's enemies#so the best people leave/deactivate and shits that started it thrive before they get cancelled for something stupid#like nuh uh no longer investing in groups that just wreck themselves sooner or later#trust no one. not even the no one (c)#doodles#gifs#diamond king#ace of hearts#diamond queen#deltarune ocs
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So... here's something... I'm doing something that I haven't done in... I dunno... over a decade? I have no idea if I will continue, change it up, scrap it, and start over... no clue at all. This has been a result of a few things. Working on my trauma and myself since February- and I didn't have much choice. Things happened, and my brain said NOW! I don't think it's very good, but that's me. Even the book a publisher was buying from me, I couldn't stand it. So you know. Ignore it, love it, hate it đ.
The Last Of Us Drabble
Joel Miller x original female character
Summary: Tommy and Joel go on a walk to kinda catch up, with Joel's dog accompanying them.
Rating: Mature-ish, maybe?
Warnings: mostly Fluff. Brothers talking. Minor swearing. Adorable dog, pregnancy talk, allusions to violence, and typical TLOU stuff, it's just not shown. Tried keeping it simple the first time back out.
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Tommy couldn't believe what he was seeing. He was accompanying his big brother on one of his daily walks through the woods within the walls of Jackson. The younger Miller hung back when he noticed the dog, a large Alaskan Malamute that was Joel's constant companion, would bring him back pieces of wood. And not just any pieces. No. Joel would pause, look over the small, thick sticks, occasionally placing one in his satchel on his side, giving her a treat from a small pouch attached to his belt. The dog would then put her nose to the ground, snuffling, repeating the process. She would occasionally get distracted by another animal or a leaf that dared to cross her path; she seemed focus on finding the wood for Joel.Â
"You wanna explain that", Tommy laughed as he watched Drifa the Malamute bring Joel yet another piece.Â
"Huh?" Joel blinked at his brother. "Oh." Joel ruffled the wooly mane behind Drifa's ears. "She saw me grabbing wood for carvin' projects and she started doin' the same. Lilja thinks she does it because it's fun for her. Another way to interact with her daddy."
"You sure your girl didn't just train her to do it? That's supposed to be her dog, last I checked." Drifa came over to Tommy, leaning up against him, looking up, tongue hanging out, soft brown eyes smiling. He rubs her snout.Â
Joel smiled and began walking again, wishing Lilja was with them. His girlfriend was off at the Doghouse, helping another dog welp in some puppies. Lilja was in charge of the Doghouse, where the dogs that sniffed out the infected and were used on hunts were kept. It was a job similar to the one she had when she was in the military before the Outbreak. Caring for and training dogs to help humans. "Nope. She just did it one day. I thought she wanted to play fetch or tug." He smiled. "When the dog put it in my bag, then it clicked with us. I'll tell ya, Tommy. She's gettin' better at findin' the good pieces. I don' even have t'really look anymore!"Â
The excitement in Joel warmed Tommy. His brother was acting closer to his pre-Outbreak self since arriving in Jackson. Lilja was one of the first people Tommy introduced Joel and Ellie to, figuring the dogs would help ease them into things. And Lilja was a warm and welcoming person, so long as you meant no ill will towards Jackson.
Once they were introduced and welcomed, Lil's personal dog, Drifa, adopted them both. Drifa, as with Tommy and Maria's Buckley, was the unofficial town dog, with free reign, going into shops, the cafeteria, even the Tipsy Bison; the people paying her no mind, other than a pat on the head, and maybe a stray treat. Drifa sought out Joel and Ellie daily, nosing them, and Lilja assured, upon finding out, that she was being a mother hen.Â
When, a year later, Joel and Lil started seeing each other, Drifa became a fixture next to Joel when he wasn't on patrol. Tommy would pick at his brother, "Who are you really datin'?" Joel just cut his eyes at him.Â
"How are you and Lil doin'?"Â
Joel takes another piece of wood from Drifa. "Fine."
Tommy chuckles, "Still a man of many words, I see."
"Well, there's nothing big going on. You know what I've been busy with, what she's been busy with, and with Ellie and Johanna at the house, it's not like we have a lot time for whatever yuir thinking." He shrugged his shoulders.
Tommy hummed. "Really?" Eyeballing his brother closely as they walked, ignoring Drifa as she chased some squirrels up a tree. "From what I hear, there might be a little Miller on the way?"
Joel stopped. Pinching the bridge of his nose, he scrunched first one eye, then the other, groaning. "Mads." Nodding his head, Joel spoke with some venom. "Fucking Mads." Mads was Lil's brother and Johanna's father. He also was a gossip when he was a drunk and apparently overheard him and Lilja talking the other night.
"Hey, he's happy it's with you if it's true. Out of all of her suitors (his words), with one exception, he likes you the best." Tommy figured the safest route right now was to dote on Drifa, who came over to see why they stopped walking. "Is it true?"
Joel had to take a deep breath. He was gonna kill Mads. Probably get Bjorn, the large Caucasion Shepherd that guards the Doghouse to help him, but he was gonna do it. Normally Makken was the brother on everyone's shitlist. Not this time. "No, it's not."
"Oh." Tommy's face fell. He had hoped. Joel deserved some happiness, and he knew if a pregnancy were to happen, Lilja was the best possible person for Joel to be with for that. Watching her take over and raise Johanna when Mads' wife passed away, showed she could handle kids. And through her relationship with Joel, he learned she'd actually had a son before Outbreak that was lost like so many others. "Damn."
"Lil and I had a scare. Dumbass overheard us talkin' about if we actually were and if we wanted to be." Joel did not know if he wanted to have this conversation right now.Â
"Well, do ya?"Â
"We don't know."
As quiet permeated the brothers, Drifa left Tommy for Joel. She leaned up against him, reaching up to lick his hands that were shaking a little. Looking down, Joel smiled at her, and patted her head, earning a roo.Â
"I'm sorry." Tommy felt like shit for bringing this all up now. When he said he wanted to go on the walk with his brother, this is not how he envisioned the conversation going. He hoped it was a thing of it was too soon to tell anyone, wanting to make sure she was with child. Instead, he upset his big brother. Something he didn't relish doing.Â
Joel shook his head. "Not your fault. Mads just needs to learn to stop eavesdropping and to shut his trap when he's drunk." He heaved a heavy sigh. "Lil is gonna kill him."
Laughing, Tommy reached out for Joel, "We get front row seats, right?"
"We might want box seats!" Joel envisions how the conversation with his girlfriend will go. "There will be lots of blood splattering."
Driffa gives a few huffs, a growl, and a woo in agreement.
#joel miller#the last of us#tlou#joel miller fanfiction#joel miller x original female character#joel miller fluff#joel miller x ofc
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i was thinking about how much it bothered me that the show was telling us that michael was ânot readyâ for a relationship with alex yet he was fine to continue on being with maria after a year of an allegedly good/healthy (?) relationship, and it got me thinking about how michaelâs entire relationship with maria, including the decision to have one, was driven by his fear of abandonment
heâs too afraid to try again with alex because of how much it will hurt when (inevitably in michaelâs mind) alex leaves again, and after the incredibly traumatic losses of his mother and max, with maria he is reassured by the fact that she wants him to be there (something he questions in all his other relationships) and that sheâs very much rooted in roswellÂ
and once he latches on the relationship, he immediately throws himself all in, doing everything he possibly can to convince maria not to leave him/prevent her from being taken away from him. theyâre not even really dating when he fucking moves into her parking lot. he falls over himself to care for her and to support her and refuses to ask her for anything for himself in case he becomes âtoo muchâ. when her health becomes a concern, he fixates on that and his conflicting urges to unconditionally support her so she doesnât leave him and to unconditionally protect her so she isnât taken from him build up and create problems in their relationship. Â
i think it makes sense that maria wouldnât necessarily see this for what it is, at least not right away, and for a while she continued on in the same vein (banter, flirty insults) unaware of the paradigm shift for michael. i didnât love the way maria treated michael as a partner (she seemed comfortable assuming everything she thought she knew about him on the surface level was true and didnât show much interest in getting to know him on a deeper level, but he was also intentionally hiding his deeper self from her as mentioned above) but other than the insanity that was 2x06 she was clearly coming to the relationship from a healthier, less codependent place. Â
but it makes me really sad that neither isobel or liz (michaelâs only actual friend now that maria is his romantic partner) ever felt the need to check in on michael or support him in making sure he was getting what he needed emotionally. it seems like everyone just assumed the relationship would be good for michael because they think maria is better than him and also they were buying into the heteronormative trope of a woman âfixingâ a man. (alex gets a pass here because heâs clearly coming from a position of internalized homophobia and low self-esteem when he supports their relationship and he does actually try to be there for michael throughout the season. kyle also gets a pass because he got no screentime.)
anyway, as this all built and got more upsetting for me to watch michael agonize over for the course of the season, what WOULD have made sense, for their breakup and for michael to walk away from alex afterwards, would have been for michael to identify those issues that had plagued their relationship and realize that he needs to work through that so that he can want good things for himself
instead the person he has been clinging to all year dumps him and he doesnât even really seem to care??? even though avoiding that was a huge motivator for all his actions this season???
in conclusion 1) michael proved definitively that he is capable of being âgood forâ someone else but doesnât know how to be good for himself, 2) the way michael and mariaâs relationship was embraced by michaelâs friends/family showed a disturbing lack of concern for michaelâs well-being given the context of all of the insane shit he went through right before it started, 3) i hope michael realizes that to be in a place to be with alex, what he needs to change is how he sees himself, and to try to accept that heâs worthy of love and support from his partner (and friends and family and surrogate dad and definitely at some point a dog)
#roswell new mexico#michael guerin#anti miluca#rnm meta#rnm spoilers#mostly ignores the stuff maria did that i really really hated#some criticism of isobel and liz#long post#rnm mine
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The Two of Us. pt 4
Authorâs note; Sorry guys for being so inconsistent about posting guys! i promise iâll do better but i was kinda distracted with a dina fic iâm writingđ§đœââïžanyways this is the end, i hope you guys enjoy it! also i know this feels slightly rushed so iâm sorry for that :/
endgame pairings: ellie williams x fem! reader
warnings: swearing, marijuana, violence, ect.ïżŒ
ps: iâm still learning how to use tumblr when it comes to replying and doing other stuff so please give me time đ
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âI knew iâd find yaâ here,â Joelâs voice was oddly gruff but soft at the same time. He was loud enough for you to hear, even from the different distances. It was nice hearing his voice. You heard the rocks under his feet crunch together, making noise as he got closer and closer to your hiding spot. You were hiding in the tree house that was built into a large tree. The tree house was small but big enough for you, even though you built it when you were younger. It was surprisingly stable.
You didnât say anything, and just stayed where you were. Hopefully he would think that you werenât in here if you werenât responding to him. âKiddo, get down from there and talk to me. I ainât gonna leave, so you canât hide from me.â
You sighed quietly, and crawled towards the door- which in reality was just an old blanket that covered the entrance. You hated how noble Joel was. Your head peaked through the fabric. âDid Maria send you? Tell her iâm okay, iâm just sick.â
âActually, i came here on my own. Iâve just⊠Noticed the changes between you and Ellie these past few days⊠I think if you could just talk to her-â
âJoel, this wonât get fixed by just talking. I fucked up this time.â
âWhat did you doâŠ?â Joel questioned curiously. You looked away and decided to stay quiet as you clenched your jaw. Joel looked down at the ground awkwardly, noticing the look on your face. âI know yâall kids think i donât know anything⊠But iâm not dumb. People talk⊠Iâm just waiting for her to tell me so⊠whatever it is, i can guarantee that i wonât judge.â ïżŒ
You bit your lip, and decided it would be better to talk to him. It was a little awkward when you first met but after continuously talking to him and hanging with him really changed that. He was one of the many people you were grateful for. You gave him a small smile. âI would invite you up but youâre kindaâŠâ
âWhat? Too old? Iâll have yaâ know that iâm in the prime of my life.â
You bite the inside of your cheek to hide your laugh. âFat. I meant fat, you would break the tree house.â You were joking, it wasnât anything serious and he knew that.
âOh yeah?â
âYep.â
He hummed, giving you a mischievous smile. He then moved towards the tree, and started to slowly climb up the ladder without any hesitation.ïżŒ You retreated back to the spot you were in, and watched as Joel struggled to get in quietly. He then sat across from you. He was curious about the inside- it didnât look as abandoned as he thought he would be. âCozy,â
You laughed. âThanks, i guess you never been up here, huh? You shouldâve seen it when me and Ellie put fairy lights upâŠâ Joel stayed quiet for a moment. You brought your knees up to your chest and let out a quiet sigh. âYou know, sheâd say something dumb like, âitâs Ellie and Iâ or something.â
Joel felt like patting you on the back and saying âit would be okayâ but that wasnât what you needed right now. You needed someone to talk to. He needed to be that person for you because of how much he cared about you and Ellie. âWhat happened?â
âYou wonât judge me?â Your voice cracked at the question, and he could tell you were scared. He shook his head in response which made you feel slightly better. You covered your eyes with your hands in frustration. âEllie found out that i⊠Have feelings for her.â Your voice was quiet, and he almost didnât hear you.
He was quiet for what seemed like forever but in reality it was only a couple of seconds. ââŠAnd does she like you back?â He questioned in the softest way possible. You removed your hands from your eyes and decided to look at him.
âIf she did we wouldnât be up hereâŠâ You replied awkwardly.
âSo⊠You two talked about it? And youâre certain that she doesnât like you?â
You shook your head slowly at his questions. âNo, i kinda just walked away before she could say anything⊠But i know she doesnât like me because sheâs-â
âDating Cat.â Joel finished for you. He already knew about Ellie and Cat. Not much, but enough to know how they dote on each other. People talk, so mostly everyone knew about them. Joel was just waiting for Ellie to tell him, and she hasnât.
You nodded. âYeah. Dating fucking Cat.â You spat bitterly.
Joel sighed, and continued to watch you. He noticed a lot by just watching you. You were playing with your hands, almost as if you were trying to calm your down from the hurricane that is your brain. You looked pretty sad. âAlright, iâm tired of it. You needaâ stop moping. So, weâre going.â
âWhere are we going?â You asked quickly and followed him down the tree house. He waited for you, and once you reached the pebbles on the floor he started moving ahead once again. All you could really do was follow him.
âJust follow me, kid.â
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âNo way! I canât do this right now, at least let me get a drink or something! I need whiskey in my system before i can talk to her!â
You donât know how it happened. You let Joel drag you around town- just so he could get you to let your guard down. His real plan was getting you to Ellieâs garage. He asked you to close your eyes and lead you somewhere- and thatâs where you are now. Right behind his house, aka in front of Ellieâs door.
âWhat if Catâs here? Thisâll be really awkward and pretty messed up.!â He was dragging you by your collar now, just so you couldnât run away. You hated how strong he was. He then knocked on her door, and your skin shivered anxiously. You didnât want to be here. You werenât ready.
âSorry, kid. In life, you gotta face your problems one way or another. Iâm just giving you a gentle push.â
âMore like a forceful shove!â
âQuit your whininâ. You need this. Closure or whatever you kids are saying these days.â
âJoel!-â
The door lock clicking caught your attention, then the door opened slowly. It revealed a very tired looking Ellie. She looked up at Joel and then down at you in surprise. âSup..?â
Joel nodded in acknowledgment. âHeya, kiddo. Just thought iâd drop this off.â He let go of your collar, and suddenly you were on the floor. He turned on his heel and returned into his house through the back door. Fucking Joel, acting like iâm some sort of package. You couldnât help think as you sat there.
âFuck me,â You muttered lowly to yourself. You couldnât even look up at Ellie. You were ashamed. You werenât planning on telling Ellie about how you felt. Especially when you didnât know if your feelings would last long. âThis was a bad idea, iâm gonna go.â You stood up and brushed the dirt off your clothes.
You were about to walk- maybe even run away if it werenât for Ellie talking first. âI never pegged you as a coward.â
You sighed, turning back to face her. To finally look at her. You noticed the bags under her eyes, that she looked paler than usual and her voice sounded hoarse. Seeing her this way made you sad. âEllieâŠâ
âNo. You wonât talk right now.â She stopped you from speaking further. Maybe you deserved that. âAvoiding me, ignoring me and running away from me whenever iâm near? Thatâs all the things a coward would do. And that coward is you, y/n. I never thought that you were that type of person⊠You always faced your problems head on.â
Her arms were crossed over her chest, and she was leaning against her door. It was the support she needed at the moment. Her words were hitting you hard. It was like a wake up call, just what you needed to get out from the hole you found yourself in.
But you also felt like denying her words.
You scoffed, and took a few steps back from her. You felt even more far away from her then ever. âLook, Ellie what do you want from me? You know why. Why canât we leave it at that and move on. Never talk about it again.â
âRight, causeâ this is something we can move on from⊠Y/n, I need to hear you say it.â She pushed herself off her door and slowly moved closer to you.
âIâm not gonna do that.â
âWhy? Are you afraid? I never knew you were such a pussy.â The way those words left her lips made it seem like she wanted to piss you off, to push you over the edge. Just so she could get your reaction.
âFuck you, ellie⊠God, why do you need to hear me say it? You and your girlfriend are fucked up for wanting me to say it despite knowing already.â
She hummed, and continued to take steps towards you. âAre you scared? Is that it? Why is it that this conversation scares you but not a pack of infectedâŠ?â You scoffed, and didnât say anything. You didnât want to. She ended up being a few inches away from you. You couldnât look up at her. Youâre scared of doing something that youâll regret. God, you wished you had gotten a drink or something. Maybe then you could at least blame it on the alcohol.
âWhat are you so afraid of?â She questioned in a whisper. Ellie wanted you to say it, she wanted to confirm that you actually liked her. She needed to hear you say it. Not insinuate it, but to actually hear it from your lips. Thatâs what she wanted.
Your eyes travelled from the ground and slowly trailed up her body. Your eyes lingered on Ellieâs neck, and then stopped at her chapped lips. Instinctively, she licked her lips as she continued to stare at you. You swallowed lowly, finally finding yourself looking into her green eyes. âIâm scared that you wonât like it.â Again, your eyes flickered to her lips.
âI will.â
For a split second youâre happy. But then you remember Cat. You frown, and decided to take a step back. âYouâre with Cat- in love with her. Thatâs what you said, isnât it? I may be in love with you but iâm not gonna let you cheat on her.â
Ellie pressed her lips together, a nod and small smile on her lips. âYouâre a good person, y/n. Thatâs one of the many things that i love about you..â Your stomach did a flip, but you tried to listen to her next words carefully. You couldnât be distracted by her sweet words. âI broke up with Cat. As fucked up as it is⊠I was only with her to try and get over you.â
âSo, what iâm getting from this conversation is⊠Youâre single?â
She laughed, and walked closer to you. âNot for long i hope.â She winked- well, tried to to. It was a pretty bad wink. But it was cute that she tried.
âI feel bad for the next person who dates you⊠youâre infuriating.â You whispered, watching and you and Ellie inched closer to each other.
She grinned, and watched and you closed you eyes. âYou love it.â She paused for a moment, just to tease you before she finally brings your lips together in a sweet kiss. Her hands trail down to your hips so you could be flushed against her body. Your arms wrap around her shoulders loosely. She groans when you nip at her lower lip, then slides her hand under your shirt. God⊠youâre so enticing,ïżŒ y/n. Ellie was only thinking of you in this moment.
âOi! Y/n! Ellie! PDA!!â Joelâs head popped out from the kitchen window as he glared at you two playfully.
âRight,â You pushed away from Ellieâs lips. âJoel knows.â
Ellie nodded, a smile on her lips as she continued to look at you. She was awestruck. She finally got to kiss you, to hold you and in the future there would be more memories with you. More memorable memories. âI guess he does.â She peck you on the lips and grab your hands. âYouâre with me, right?â
You nodded, squeezing her hands to comfort her. God, you loved her so much. There is nothing better than being with her. You wished you had told her your feelings sooner, way before Cat. Maybe things couldâve been different.
But things are back on track for you and Ellie, and will be for a long time. Your gut is telling you everything will be fine. âAlways.â
As long as you were with Ellie, nothing could go wrong.
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Temporary Home: Chapter 6
Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic | Reader x Guardians (With Yondu and Kraglin!) Guest starring Nick Fury and Maria Hill
Summary: Peter works on cracking your shell and Rocket just still doesn't like you. Oh, and Fury pays a surprise visit and you accidentally poison Yondu- Oops!
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Authorâs Note: I think I knew from the moment I read this post I knew I needed to include something like it in this fic, especially knowing one of my readers had also suggested somewhere that they thought it'd be cool to see how the Guardians reacted to Terran food lol
Word Count: 5,617
You came back inside through the back door more than half an hour later, having decided to run a quick coat of stain over the bed frame pieces. The sooner you applied the stain, the sooner it would dry, the sooner you could apply the varnish. Not that you were in a hurry or anything... You just got excited over having a project, that's all. You totally weren't stalling on going back in the house, or anything.
Peter was sitting in the kitchen with Gamora. The others had seemingly all dispersed by now.
Peter looked slightly disappointed. "Saved you some cookies."
You were slightly taken back in surprise. "Oh, you didn't need to."
"You bought them, I wasn't just not going to save you a couple." Peter said with an odd look. "Anyway, thought you said you were coming back?"
You grimaced slightly and accepted a biscuit from the package in Peter's outstretched hand. "I did come back... I just got caught up with something."
Peter eyed you for a moment, as if he were considering something. He tilted his head, a slight smirk forming. "Are you shy or something?"
You blinked at him. "What? No-"
"Kinda seems like you are. I mean, before you avoided us because you were all cranky and hated us, but you don't seem nearly as cranky today. Heck you even seemed to almost like us today. So the only reason I can see for you to still be avoiding us is that you're shy."
Gamora raised an eyebrow at him, but after a moment's thought, almost seemed to agree with him and turned her expression to you. She didn't think he really believed you were shy. Rather, she figured he was accusing you of being shy to make you come clean about the real problem. He did similar stuff like this all the time to trick Rocket into talking when something was bothering him. She often wondered where he learned it from, until she witnessed Yondu doing the same to Peter one day after he and Kraglin joined their group.
You shook your head at them. "No. That's absurd."
Peter nudged Gamora in the arm. "That's cute. I think she's shy."
"I'm not shy. That's dumb. My line of work doesn't exactly mix with shy." You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms over your chest in annoyance.
"Methinks you protest too much," Peter teased in a sing-song voice.
You narrowed your eyes at him before turning to Gamora. "Is he always like this?"
Gamora half smiled. "Yes... but he might stop if you told us why you keep avoiding everyone."
You sigh. "Look, it's just going to take some time. I'm not trying to avoid anyone, well, not anymore. Just... being around and interacting with a bunch of people is just... not something I'm used to."
"So you are shy." Peter said, his grin almost smug, but mostly teasing.
You sigh in Gamora's direction and she grins sympathetically. "I'm sorry about him."
Before you could respond again you heard a knock at the door.
You looked towards the sound in confusion at who it might be, because you never got visitors. However, you quickly switched to alarm when you realized you had a house full of aliens and no idea who was at the front door. You look out the kitchen window, but you couldn't see a vehicle.
They knocked again.
You turned back to Peter and Gamora. Preferably you'd want to tell them to get everyone to the cellar, but you were concerned on time and knew the curtain was open on the front door window and didn't want to risk whoever it was seeing a bunch of figures fleeing to behind the staircase to the cellar door. You directed Peter to go upstairs and make sure whoever was up there stayed and remained quiet, while you directed Gamora to head into the sitting room, close the door, and do the same while you checked the front door.
Another knock.
You looked at the window of the front door. It was the type of glass where it distorted finer features of subjects, but even with that obstacle, whoever was there seemed to be purposefully standing to the side so they couldn't be seen.
Once Peter and Gamora were out of sight you kept a hand on the knob and tentatively asked, "Who is it?" You eyed the small table by the door where you kept one of your issued guns well hidden. Just in case.
"Fury and Agent Hill. May we come in?" His tone was slightly sarcastic on the second line.
Dammit Fury. You rip the door open. "You ever heard of calling first?"
"No." Fury said flatly, then more sarcastically, "Nice to see you too." He looked around as he entered, seemingly expecting the house to be teeming with more life than it currently seemed. "Where are your charges?"
"I wasn't expecting company. I hid them," you say almost irritably, walking to open the sitting room door, telling those inside that it was alright, it was just Fury. You walk over to the stairs and look up to see Peter peering over the railing and nod to him in a gesture that meant that he and anyone else up there should come downstairs.
When you turn back to Fury he was smiling.
You pinch the bridge of your nose. Of course it was a test, and you complain as much. "Everything's a test with you, isn't it?"
"Not everything," he said. "You should have been expecting us for a weekly check-in."
"You neglected to mention that," you said, slightly embarrassed because you honestly should have expected check-ins even without being told.
"Oh. Must have slipped my mind." Fury said with a wry smile. He knew full well he didn't mention it.
You roll your eyes. "Nothing slips your mind," you confronted, turning now to Maria. She only offered a smile back that clearly said, 'Perhaps if you hadn't been so cranky last time...'
Peter came down the stairs with Mantis, Rocket, and Groot and everyone filed into the sitting room. You caught sight of Kraglin and Rocket again and still had to cover you mouth to fight from laughing before you turned away and tried to keep your face serious. This, of course was much to Kraglin's chagrin and Rocket's annoyance. Yondu noticed and gave Kraglin another strange look, which Kraglin only responded with a shake of his head and an expression that read, 'Please, don't ask.'
Fury spoke when everyone was settled. "This is just a routine check-in. So far your situation has not changed. As expected, NOVA is still trying to make negotiations on your behalf. We're just here to see how everyone is settling in, make sure there are no concerns or problems we need to know about."
"I got a concern," Rocket spoke up.
"If this is about the crib, we don't want to hear it." Maria replied semi-sternly.
Rocket deflated slightly before saying, "I have another concern."
Fury looked unamused, but before he could ask Rocket to elaborate, Rocket was already going into about how you were a dick and how you tossed him outside like a rag doll.
"You were attacking him," you said angrily, gesturing to Kraglin. "Was I just supposed to let you?" Of course the little shit would try to make you look bad to your boss while leaving out the part he played in the situation.
Rocket went on to say that you just had it in for him, and Mantis, who wanted to both try and calm the situation and also defend you, shyly spoke up and said, "Maybe she would like you better if you hadn't tried to poison her?"
Fury and Maria exchanged looks, hers a mix of startled surprise, Fury's one of surprised concern. Surely if there had been an attempt on your life from one of these people, you would have reported it. They turned back, Maria saying, "Excuse me?"
However, she was drowned out by Rocket saying, "That was after!" as if that were a valid defense. "And she wouldn't have died!"
"Yeah, she would have just shit herself half to death. So much better." Peter said sarcastically.
"Why do you care? She bit you!"
This earned raised eyebrows from Fury and Agent Hill. You purposely didn't meet their gaze, embarrassed.
Peter, who felt guilty at the way Rocket was doing you, then stood up for you, "In her defense I did almost break her nose." He caught the expressions of Fury and Agent Hill and added, "We were drunk, it was all just a misunderstanding," as an explanation before realizing he wasn't exactly helping either.
There was more bickering, mostly Rocket saying how much of a dick you were, and others scolding back that Rocket had been the one to start it, then he brought up how instead of helping untangle him and Kraglin you just laughed your ass off, and then others said more things that weren't really helping and everyone was talking over each other while Gamora pinched the bridge of her nose in embarrassed frustration and you rubbed a hand down your face.
"Enough!" Fury said firmly, breaking up the squabbling. "We are not here to listen to petty grievances." He gave the group a stern look. "First off," he looked directly at Rocket, "do not try to poison my agent again. We can just as easily put you in a cell for the duration of your stay on Earth, but I think you'd agree this is a much better venue."
Rocket grumbled something about how'd he'd just escape, but Fury ignored him.
Fury looked at you. "And you- Do try and refrain from getting into fights with your charges." He nodded towards Peter to indicated he specifically meant drunken fights and biting. His tone was as if he was incredulously scolding a child who didn't normally do naughty things, but had suddenly decided to moon traffic. He actually hadn't expected to hear of this behavior from you. You were one of his best agents. He had the humorous thought that this group's dysfunction might be contagious.
You look down and nod. "Yes, sir."
"Good. Now does anyone have any real concerns? Is everyone healthy? Anyone gotten sick? Are the food rations sustaining?"
Peter spoke up, afraid that Rocket would start in again. "We're all fine here. Don't listen to Rocket, he's just cranky and still adjusting. She's been a good host."
Fury grinned slightly as he looked at you. "I'd take that as a glowing review, seeing as it came from the man you apparently bit."
You felt your face grow warm and you didn't meet his gaze. You had a feeling he wasn't going to let that go anytime soon.
Mantis spoke up again, now excitedly. "Oh yes! She's been very kind! She gave me this bear!"
Oh geez. Of course she'd bring up the bear. You covered your face for a moment and wondered if she ever put the thing down.
Fury looked at the stuffed toy in amusement. He could tell it wasn't new. It was in nice condition, but worn more than what would happen with a week's worth of use. Meaning, he felt you likely hadn't gone out to buy it, he had a feeling that it more than likely came from inside the house, which, if his suspicions were correct...
"Nice to see you're making friends." he said with humor in his voice, only briefly meeting your gaze before you broke it again.
Fury kept the rest of the visit brief, asking a few more questions before he clapped his hands together and said. "Alright, I believe we're done here. If nobody has any further questions, we'll be seeing you all next week. You know how to contact us if there are any problems-" he turned and gave a pointed look at Rocket, clarifying, "any real problems."
"Same time?" you ask.
"We'll see," replied Fury, turning with Maria towards the door when no one spoke up with any further concerns.
You frowned. Clearly he intended to make the next visit a 'surprise' as well. You probably shouldn't be surprised, but you didn't exactly like the anxiety attack he gave you with this 'surprise visit,' and you weren't looking forward to another one.
Rocket watched Fury and Agent Hill as they left, biting his tongue. He considered shouting out after him that you wanted to put them in chains, but of course he knew that him simply seeing the chains wouldn't be enough proof. If he called you out now, you'd probably just make something up, or maybe you had them hidden so if anyone went to look they wouldn't find them.
No. He couldn't say anything yet. He was going to bide his time. He had a suspicion he might find answers in the attic. Why else would you have told Groot there were monsters up there to keep him out, if there wasn't something you were trying to hide?
He only needed to find time to get up there when no one would notice.
At the door Fury pushed a button on his key fob and his vehicle shimmered into place as the cloaking disengaged. You looked unamused and both Fury and Maria nodded in goodbye as they departed.
You shook your head with a sigh and closed the door.
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"I think that went well," Maria said as she buckled in. "No one's been killed yet."
Fury let half a chuckle and just looked at her before driving away.
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Some time after Fury had left and everyone had supper you decided to treat yourself to some reading. You decided to curl up on the armchair, something you hadn't done since the Guardians first arrived. This was because you wanted to, definitely not to prove to Peter, who was sitting with Yondu at the table, that you weren't too shy to stay in the same room with other people without coercion.
You were sat curled in the armchair reading a horror novel when Kraglin walked into the room, catching your attention. Of course, when you saw it was him you were unable to hold back your snickers, though you tried to hide them behind your book.
Kraglin's eyebrows knitted together. "It's not that funny!" he groaned.
Yondu, who was growing more curious and amused asks, "What's so 'not funny' that she laughs every time she sees yer face, boy?"
Kraglin gives him a pitiful look, but before he can open his mouth to again beg him not to ask Peter answers for him, retailing the whole embarrassing story while giggling, to Yondu's delight as he starts laughing right along with Peter once he gets to the part about Rocket getting tied to Kraglin's butt.
This, of course, makes you laugh harder, and you're now shaking behind your book.
Kraglin looks like he wants to die before his expression switches to mischievous. Sure, you said you weren't ticklish the other day when Mantis was trying to make you laugh, but he was sure that was obviously a lie. He also knew from dealing with a bratty Peter through the years just how to teach you a lesson. Kraglin approaches you. "You think that's funny? I've give ya something to laugh at, brat!" he says, lunging for one of your feet and scribbling his fingers over the bottom.
This lasts all of half a second before you let out a high squeak, which is then followed by an "OOF!" by Kraglin when your other foot connects with his ribcage.
"Ow! You kick hard!" Kraglin whined, rubbing his ribs where you had just donkey-kicked him.
You blushed slightly, peering over your book. "Yeah, well... I suppose it's in your best interest if you don't try that again." You try to sound intimidating, but it comes out sounding more squeaky than you'd have liked.
"Yeah, no shit." Kraglin replied, still rubbing his ribs as he walked over to sit on the far end of the couch, as if afraid to sit too close to you now.
You muttered into your book, "I'm not even ticklish."
Kraglin just rolled his eyes at you, picking up the remote to turn on the television.
Peter and Yondu just kept laughing.
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The next morning the novelty of having encountered Kraglin and Rocket tangled up had mostly worn off. Mostly. You didn't burst out laughing every time you saw them anymore, but Kraglin was still slightly annoyed that you still couldn't glance at him without cracking a smile. If you had just been happy to see him he wouldn't have minded, but because he knew it was only a result of yesterday's incident, it was slightly embarrassing.
However, it did make him feel a little better to tease you and Peter for jumping when the toaster popped.
You were buttering your toast when Yondu pulled a jar from the pantry. "What're these?" He hadn't tried much Terran food yet, aside from the few times you had cooked and when Peter beckoned him to try something, and today he was feeling adventurous. Might as well. He had the feeling they were going to be here awhile.
You look over to see him already opening the jar of pickled jalapeños and your eyes widen slightly. "Those are jalapeños. I recommend trying one if you haven't eaten them before, they're hot."
"They ain't hot, the jar's cool?" Yondu said, spearing three slices of jalapeño on a fork. Whatever it was, he was sure he could take it. It was only Terran food, after all. What's the worst that could happen?
Seeing the oncoming tragedy that was more than likely about to happen in his mouth you tensed, "No, that's not what-"
Too late. He already ate them.
It was maybe five seconds before his mistake hit him. To his credit, he swallowed, but he also immediately closed the jar. "What the hell!?" he said, looking at you as he tried to suck air into his mouth to cool it down. "What the hell are these things?! My damn mouth is on fire!" He wasn't panicking, to your relief, but he also wasn't happy.
Peter laughed at him. He had thought he remembered jalapeños from when he was a kid, his grandpa would put them in his tacos. However, he didn't try to further warn Yondu with you, wanting to see what would happen. He wasn't disappointed even seeing Yondu glare at him for laughing as he sucked air through his teeth and wiped his now running nose on his sleeve.
You look at Yondu half-apologetically. "I tried to warn you! I told you they were hot- I mean spicy, that's why your mouth burns. Um... here..." You pull down a glass and pour him some milk. "This will help."
He eyed it. "What is it?" He thought it looked like the same white liquid Peter and Kraglin would pour into what Peter called cereal, but he had never bothered to ask them what it was.
"Milk." you answered, getting a very strange look from him in return, a mix of 'What the fuck?!' and near disgust.
Peter spoke up from the table. "It's from a cow. It ain't hers, dude. It's fine."
Your eyes widen, scandalized, as you look to Peter. "Excuse me?"
He looks at you apologetically. "Sorry, I know this is normal here, but uh, on most other planets... you won't really find 'milk' ...unless you're uh, feeding a baby."
A high, "Hmmm..." is all you respond, not sure what else to say to the implication that the blue man thought you were somehow offering him your milk. Your eyes were still wide and you could feel your face growing warm at the uncomfortable information but you still offered out the glass, setting it on the counter between you. "Well this is all I have to offer for the burning. Otherwise you're going to have to wait it out." You cross your arms over your chest self-consciously.
Yondu looked like he was considering for a moment, before hesitantly reaching out to take the glass.
"Drink it slow, it will help with the burning." You then add, mildly scolding. "Next time listen."
He grumbled, but took the glass and sat down at the table next to Kraglin to drink it. Kraglin covered his mouth with his fist, trying not to laugh and looking like he wanted to say something, but Yondu glared at him, grumbling. "Not a word."
Kraglin managed to giggle out a, "Yes, sir." before returning his attention to his cereal, a new food Peter introduced to him a couple days ago that actually wasn't half bad.
Everything was fine for about half an hour or so. You finished your toast and had some juice, and the guys had finished their food as well and the four of you sat in the kitchen talking. Well, they were talking, you were mostly sitting and listening, mostly just making an effort to sit for more than five minutes so Peter would stop giving you that look that said, "Ha, knew you were shy," that he had recently taken to giving you.
Then Yondu suddenly bent slightly and held his stomach with a stifled grunt.
You raised an eyebrow, as did the other two. "You ok?" you asked, seeing his pained expression.
Yondu glared then tensed again, grunting out a "Dammit." before pushing his chair back and making his way quickly from the kitchen without another word.
The three of you shared confused glances.
Then you heard the bathroom door loudly close, and not too long after that began to hear loud noises of the... smelly variety.
Peter half-stifled a laugh, saying. "When ya gotta go, ya gotta go, I guess."
You could hear the sound of the toilet flush a bit later, but Yondu didn't return. Instead you started to hear the "smelly" noises again, followed by muffled cursing.
Gamora entered the kitchen, holding her nose. You knew that wasn't a good sign regarding the smell of your hallway, and you were only grateful it hadn't made it into the kitchen yet, though you were now less than eager to leave and risk facing it.
"Is he alright?" she asked Peter.
"He'll be fine." Peter laughed in response, receiving a look from Gamora as she sat next to him, no doubt seeking a reprieve from the odor.
A few minutes passed and he still remained in the jacks, but the smell had its own travel plans.
"Oh hell," you choke out, seemingly the first one of the four of you (aside from Gamora from before) the smell decided to assault. You motioned to Peter. "You- windows- help- please? Now?" you say, gagging as you stood and made your way to open the closest window.
"Right behind you!" Peter said, standing and quickly making to open any window in the kitchen he could find. Kraglin stood with Gamora and they left the kitchen, stating that they were going to open the windows in the sitting room and see if that might help. You could hear gagging from the hallway when they left the kitchen. Peter made his way further down the room and gagged as he opened the back door, a cloud of stink having unfortunately pooled down that way as it was the end closest to the bathroom.
He braved the stink just long enough to shout, "Damn, man! What did you eat!?" He only got a, "Oh, grow up!" in response from Yondu from behind the bathroom door.
You exited the kitchen from the other end to open the front door, coughing as your fears were confirmed and the smell was much worse outside the kitchen. You wondered if you should open the upstairs windows as well.
This thought was confirmed when you could hear the sounds of Mantis gagging at the top of the stairs and Drax asking if an animal had died in the house, then going on to confirm it wasn't Rocket as he was with him and Rocket indignantly yelling, "Hey!"
You made your way upstairs, Peter taking your lead and following to open the windows upstairs to help air the house out.
Yondu had only just exited the bathroom when you came downstairs, not looking too pleased. However, he only made it about a meter outside the door before wincing as a cramp told him he wasn't actually finished and spinning on his heels to return to the toilet.
Now Peter actually seemed mildly concerned. "Dude, you ok in there?" he called from a 'safe' distance from the door, as if anywhere was safe from the smell anymore.
There was only more embarrassing noises in response to Peter's question.
"Yondu?" Peter called out.
"Leave me alone, boy! Can't ya see I'm a little busy at the moment?!"
"I can definitely smell it!" Peter shouted back.
"I'm gonna head outside," you choke out, looking at Gamora. "Care to join?" It was less of an invitation and more of a hint. If you value air, maybe get out of the house.
"Way ahead of you dorks!" Rocket called as he ran out the front door with Groot clinging to his back, gagging.
Everyone else followed out the front door, not willing to risk walking toward the back.
"Fresh air!" Peter cried out once he was outside in such a funny way you couldn't help but chuckle and shake your head despite sharing the same sentiments.
After a couple moments of taking in the fresh air, you decided to walk around back. While you were out here you might as well fix the swing.
"Where you going?" Drax asked after you.
Before you could answer, Peter replied in teasing voice, "She's running away 'cause she's shy." Gamora elbowed him and told him to quit.
You rolled your eyes but didn't turn back, flipping him the bird. "I am not. Knock it off."
"Then you won't mind if we join you then, huh?"
You shrugged as you continued walking. "I don't care what you do." you say flippantly, turning the corner of the house.
Peter grinned mischievously. "Oh! So you won't care if I do this?" He jogged after you and all the others heard was a squeaky yip that likely came from you, Peter crying "Ow!" and you responding with, "Then quit that!"
Drax called out, "Mister Fury said no fighting!" as the rest of them followed after the two of you.
"Then Gamora, please come get your child!" is what response came from around the wall.
Drax gave a confused look to Gamora. "Does she really think Quill could be your child?"
Gamora shook her head. "No, Drax. She's just insulting Peter for acting like a child."
You glared at Peter as he rubbed his arm.
"Did you really need to punch so hard?" he asked, laughter in his voice despite the pain.
"Don't startle me next time." You warn, crossing your arms and turning back to keep walking.
Peter smirked. "Oh sure. 'Startle.' Looked a lot more to me like that tickled."
You look back to him with a glare.
Peter held up his hands in a defensive gesture and laughed, and you saw the others rounding the corner and decided to just walk away and let him live for now. Definitely wasn't because you were slightly worried he might try to prove his theory in front of all the others.
You unlocked the shed, grabbed the items you needed from where you had placed them on the workbench the previous day, and shut the shed door and locked it back up all before the others really got near. You hadn't told anyone about the bed frame yet and you didn't intend to, at least not until it was finished.
You dropped the chains by the old swing and walked back towards the shed to grab the ladder leaning against the back wall so that you could cut the old rope away from the large eye hooks drilled into the branch that had been embedded in the tree so long they were now a permanent fixture.
On your way back with the ladder Kraglin asks, "Whatcha doin'?"
"Fixing the swing," you say, not looking at him as you set up the ladder.
You grab the two lengths of chains and start to ascend the ladder when he speaks again. "Would ya like some help with that? Those chains look heavy."
They weren't. Well, they were heavy enough to support a person, but not heavy enough, or you weak enough, that you couldn't hoist them up the ladder. "I think I can manage," you say, slightly irritated. Last thing you wanted was some "Let the man do the lifting" crap.
"It's just that-"
You look sharply at him, "Just what?"
"Nothin' ma'am." His voice cracked as he spoke and you turned back to carrying the chains back up the ladder.
Rocket, who kept an eye on you the moment he saw the chains, but tried not to make a show of it, came over and stood next to Kraglin, Mantis following close behind.
"Are you fixing the swing?" Mantis asks shyly.
"Yep." you say, clipping one chain to the eye-hook with a locking carabiner.
"I'm sorry I broke it."
You don't look down, reaching up to attach the other chain as you say, "Already told you, wasn't your fault. The rope was old. Don't worry about it."
"Oh, so if she breaks something you'll replace it." Rocket said bitterly.
You climb down the ladder and look at him in annoyance. "There's a difference between the rope snapping on her, and you almost throwing the remote through the TV screen during a tantrum."
"I was not throwing a tantrum!" Rocket said indignantly.
"Close enough. Fighting with Peter over it, better?"
Rocket doesn't answer, just crosses his arms and glares at you before taking off. Truthfully, he was less mad about that and more surprised that he saw the chains were being used to fix the swing instead of being used to tie him or his team up. But this didn't mean you still weren't a dick. Just because he was wrong about this one thing, didn't mean he was wrong about you probably hiding some dark plans or something. He just had to find it. He certainly wasn't grasping at straws or anything just 'cause he didn't like you...
You reach down and pick up the wooden seat of the swing. You cut off the rope still attached to the eye hooks running through the board and repeat the same process to attach the chain as you had above.
When you were finished to turned to Mantis and said, "Wanna try it out?"
She giggled excitedly and nodded before hopping on the swing.
You smile and pick up the scraps of rope you had thankfully tossed out of swing-range and noticed Kraglin was gone. So was your ladder.
You turned to see him returning it back to where you had gotten it from and you called after him, "You didn't need to do that!"
He replied back with, "I know!"
You shook your head and started to walk back towards the shed to toss the scraps in the rubbish bin, wondering how long it might take for the house to be inhabitable again.
Gamora and Peter watched as you had finished repairing the swing and smiled. Peter internally noted that you seemed to have a soft spot for Mantis. Of all of them, her and Groot always seemed to get your softer side, even when it was obvious you were trying not to make it obvious. He grinned, sure that there were some advantages to be had from that.
By the time you had met back up with the rest Yondu could be seen exiting the house from the back door and walking towards the group, no doubt also seeking refuge from the smell.
Peter grinned cheekily and asked, "Everything come out ok?"
Yondu just glared at him before grumpily turning to you. "I think that milk stuff ya gave me went bad."
Peter spoke up, "Inside of you, maybe. Kraglin and I ate it and we're fine."
Kraglin nodded in agreement, saying he felt fine. He then suggested that maybe it was those spicy things he ate that didn't agree with him.
Your eyes widened and you crossed your arms nervously. You remembered how Rocket had attempted to poison you with the xanti-berries, and think you just realized what happened. You had accidentally actually did what Rocket had tried to do to you, to Yondu. You wince and say, "I'm sorry."
Noticing your change in expression, Yondu asks, "What?"
"I'm sorry," you say again, "I didn't even think that the milk might make you sick."
Yondu made a grouchy face but said, "Whatever. Guess I know now."
Rocket, who had been listening in not too far off came up and said, "So when I try to do it to her, I'm an asshole, but when she actually poisons him, everything's just dandy!?"
You narrow your eyes but before you can spout off Yondu speaks up irritably. "If I didn't even know it would happen, how the hell is she supposed to know, Rat?"
"Yeah, she was only tryin' to help him." added Kraglin. "Ain't her fault."
Rocket huffed and skulked away. "Whatever," he said, waving you all off, "Screw you all."
"Ignore him." Peter said, annoyance clear in his voice, and changed the subject to something less likely to piss everyone off.
Eventually you all were able to re-enter the house again without gagging.
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Delusional (Ch.1)
Okay, so this is something that won't be for everyone. It's a trope that me and my friends got into while RPing so this was born. I think this will be one of those fics that I'll only continue if there's enough interest. Let me know what you think!
Tony had been pissed when his parents told him that his mother was pregnant. He had no idea what possessed them to think having another kid was a good idea when they could barely pay attention to the one they already had, and he even said that. It ended up turning into an argument between him and Howard and Tony gave them both the cold shoulder for the entirety of Maria's pregnancy. Whether it was because of her age or possibly because of Tony's ongoing silent treatment stressing her out, his mother went into labor a month early. Tony couldn't even bring himself to visit his parents or the new baby at the hospital, but they eventually came home with his new baby brother that he almost considered ignoring completely.
But then he realized that would make him exactly like Howard.
So when his parents went gallivanting off to some party one day, leaving their preemie baby in the hands of the maid, Tony finally decided to properly meet his brother. A seventeen year age difference wasn't unheard of, but it still felt weird to walk into the nursery with the knowledge that the baby inside was a sibling. He decided he would make sure the baby was still alive and then go back to his bedroom to study for his physics final, but when he approached the crib the baby was sleeping in...he softened.
His baby brother slept peacefully on his back with his arms stretched out on both sides of his head and every so often snuffled in his sleep. He wasn't covered with a blanket and he vaguely recalled hearing that he shouldn't be at his age, but he was at least dressed warmly in tiny blue footie pajamas. He had wisps of dark hair that looked like they would be soft to the touch and Tony was tempted to reach out and see but he refrained. He didn't want to disturb the baby.
Tony had been so focused on ignoring Howard that he had to wrack his brain for his brother's name, which he knew his mother had told him. He was pretty sure he had been studying at the time and was only half listening, but it eventually came to him.
Scott.
Scott Harris Stark.
It was barely seconds later that the baby started to fuss and Tony looked around a little lost before finally giving in and leaning down to scoop him up. Tony was a goner after that. Scott's hair was just as soft as it looked and Tony was worried he could break his brother if he so much as sneezed. It didn't stop him from taking over most of the responsibilities of caring for Scott from that moment on though. Tony did his research, watched his mother, and even asked the maid for advice, but soon he was changing diapers. He fed Scott, stayed up for hours on end when he was colicky or sick, dressed him, played with himâŠ
Tony was determined to make sure Scott had the love and attention he was deprived of. At least Maria tried with both of them.
But when Scott was just under a year old, tragedy struck. Both their parents died in a car accident on the way to a party, leaving Tony alone with his infant brother. Fortunately he was freshly eighteen so he could have legal guardianship over Scott and Tony had Rhodey and Obadiah for support and help with the company he now had control over. Scott always came first though. Tony made sure he had a decent childhood despite the fact that he easily got sick, and the adorable smiles he got in return were well worth it as Scott grew up.
So was the boy's first word. Dad. Tony never corrected him since he did raise Scott, and his brother never knew their parents. So as far as Scott knew, Tony was his father and Tony made sure to hide away the truth. As far as he was concerned, the lie wasn't hurting Scott and it was partly true in a sense.
He didn't expect it to be easy and it wasn't. Because Scott was born premature, he had special needs in the form of allergies (both food and environmental), asthma, and he even got sick constantly. Most days found Scott in Tony's room because the boy whined whenever Tony tried to put him in his own room, and he was terrified Scott would stop breathing in the middle of the night. Scott slept in Tony's bed until well into his grade school years when he finally started to grow out of his need to be near his father. Tony was still nervous and checked on Scott before he went to bed and at least once in the middle of the night when he woke up.
When Tony first found out Scott was allergic to peanuts, he was a wreck. He threatened the doctors to help his kid when he heard Scott wheezing for breath, and when the boy was finally recovering, he demanded they do whatever they had to do to check for any allergies he might have had. Tony didn't think he could handle seeing Scott as sick as he was again. The wheezing, the hives, the overall misery his little boy had been inâŠ
It turned out Scott was severely allergic to all types of nuts. Peanuts, cashews, almonds, walnuts...if it was a nut, Scott couldn't have it. That was easy enough to plan meals around but then there was also shellfish, sesame, parsley, and pineapple. Whenever they went out to eat, Tony scrutinized every ingredient on the menu if it was available, and if it wasn't, he demanded to talk to the chefs. Fortunately once he learned what food Scott could have, it became second nature.
Tony always made sure to carry an inhaler and epipen with him, had extras held for Scott at school, and more in the boy's backpack. He taught Scott as early as possible what he couldn't eat because it would make him very sick and for the most part, things went well enough. There was only one incident at school when Scott unknowingly ate something he wasn't supposed to, but he was quickly treated with one of his pens and sent to the hospital. Scott was quick to bounce back from that since the school staff had been prepared, so the only constant issue was his asthma.
Scott never let it slow him down and Tony swore he was going to either go gray at 25 or suffer heart failure. The little boy was constantly climbing everything, and Tony once had to pull him off the bookcase that he managed to climb up to the fifth shelf. The fifth shelf. Rhodey had his fair share of retrieving Scott from high places whenever he visited too.
Before Tony knew it, Scott had grown into a young man with a talent for hacking and engineering and had a penchant for tacos, oranges, and lollipops. He helped Tony with a lot of his projects but absolutely refused to help with anything related to weapons. Scott never liked violence and always hated that Stark Industries was solely based on weapons making. Tony never faulted him for it.
"Scott, have you seen my--?" Tony stops mid sentence when he looks over at the young man and finds him at his computers with his feet kicked up on a small part of the desk, dozing with a lollipop in his mouth. "Oh, that's safe."
He walks over and takes the lollipop out of Scott's mouth and he jolts awake. "Hey! I was eating that!" Scott complains.
"Yeah, you were very proactive about it. I didn't raise you for 21 years so you could choke and die because you fell asleep with candy in your mouth." Tony rolls his eyes and sticks the candy back in Scott's mouth before he could protest. "Now have you seen that little screwdriver you like to steal?"
"You had it last, and I've been busy updating Jarvis's code." Scott answers.
"I saw that. I guess you're so good you can do it in your sleep."
"It was uploading!" Scott drops his feet to the ground with an annoyed huff. "And I told you I wouldn't help you with your stupid weapons. That includes finding misplaced tools."
"Fine, fine."
Tony tries fixing the cow lick in Scott's hair and rolls his eyes when it only floofs back into place. He learned very early on that his kid's hair was untameable but that didn't stop Tony from trying. Hair gel, pomade, hair spray...none of it could contain and style Scott's hair. The cow lick worked for him though so Tony wasn't too obsessed with trying to find something to keep it in place.
"Well while you wait for your new code to upload, why don't you make me a sandwich?" Tony says. "I gotta get the Jericho prototype finished tonight."
Scott frowns. "Why do they want you to fly all the way out to Afghanistan? What's wrong with how you usually sell this stuff?"
"It's just for a couple of days volpino. Now where's my tuna sandwich?" Tony asks.
"Probably in the fridge. It's deconstructed." Scott says as he leaves the lab.
"Oh, haha. Funny. I like mine constructed so get on it. Chop chop."
Tony smirks when he hears Scott mumble something under his breath along the lines "slave driver", but with no heat. Things had gotten easier as Scott got older but he never really grew out of his physical problems. He still had his food and environmental allergies, his asthma, and even his tendency to get sick, but that had mostly been remedied when Tony moved them to Malibu. The warm weather helped with that and Scott didn't get sick nearly as often as he did in New York, and that had been a huge relief for the both of them. Tony only wished he had thought of it sooner.
When Scott comes back with the sandwich and sets it nearby for Tony, the man looks up at him and rolls his eyes when he finds the younger man drinking out of a juice box. "You know you can have beer now right?"
"Juice is better." Scott says. "When are you leaving tomorrow?"
"You'll probably still be asleep. Even if I leave late." Tony grabs the sandwich and takes a bite. "So try not to blow up the lab while I'm gone." He adds around his mouthful.
"That's no fun." Scott says sarcastically. "Pepper called by the way. She said she has some paperwork for you to look at before you leave."
Tony groans. "Tell her I'm not home."
"It'll be true in a few hours anyway."
"Don't underestimate Pepper. She'll be waiting on the tarmac for me to look at those papers if she has to." Tony grumbles and then looks up at Scott with a suspicious smile that makes his son narrow his eyes at him. "You're 21. Maybe it's time to start giving you some responsibility with the company."
"I do. It's called making sure my dad doesn't blow himself up because he writes codes when he's half asleep. How are we still alive?"
"Rhodey and Happy." Tony replies dryly before whapping Scott upside the head. "Don't sass me."
Scott rubs the back of his head as he walks back over to his personal workstation to check on the progress of the code. When he had shown an interest in engineering and computers, Tony had immediately set up Scott's own work area with age appropriate equipment that he either replaced or updated as Scott got older. He was good at it too. Tony couldn't count the number of times he got calls from the FBI asking him to get Scott to stop leaving them viruses with laughing cat videos or something. They were always harmless and easily fixed, so Tony's response was to tell them to update their security so Scott couldn't get in.
Apparently they had yet to find a way to keep Scott out and Tony wasn't about to take away one of his son's very few joys in life. As long as it all stayed harmless, Tony would look the other way. He knew Scott was very capable of hacking into pretty much anything, and he was glad his kid was a pacifist. Because Scott was definitely very capable of getting his hands on nuke codes.
Tony actually wouldn't be surprised if Scott had already gone in and changed them.
Some whirring pulls Tony out of his thoughts and he looks over at the kitchenette to find DUM-E making smoothies again. A quick glance told him that there was at least peanut butter and almond milk in it so it wasn't safe for baby boy consumption.
"Hey! Are you trying to kill your little brother with that?" Tony asks and DUM-E beeps sadly when the blender goes off. "You know he can't have nuts!"
"There goes my social life." Scott says and Tony makes a face.
"I don't want to hear about that."
"Says the man whose one night stands I had to chase away."
Tony laughs. "To be fair, it was funny to see them get creeped out when you just stood in the kitchen and stared at them while drinking your juice box."
"...yeah. That was pretty fun." Scott admits.
"Sir, Miss Potts is on her way down." JARVIS says and Tony groans.
"Ugh the dreaded secretary with her paperwork."
There's a few beeps before the lab door hisses open and then the sound of heels clicking across the linoleum.
"Tony-"
"I know," he sighs. "Paperwork. Give it to Scott."
Pepper places the small stack next to his arm. "He's too busy making sure you don't blow yourself up."
"You know I had to teach him how to do that right?"
"And now he's better than you." Pepper says and Scott cackles.
"Ouch. My pride." Tony clutches at his chest in mock hurt.
"Please just look at this and sign. It won't even take you ten minutes." Pepper sighs.
"I trust you."
"Nice try."
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Date Nights (5/5)
Read on Ao3.
Alex wakes up on Christmas morning at 4 am, unable to fall back asleep due to a mixture of nerves and excitement. Sliding out of bed slowly, he tucks the duvet around Michael and pulls on sweatpants as quietly as possible before heading into the kitchen to brew a pot of coffee.
While the coffee maker works, he plugs in the Christmas tree and the garland over the mantle, admiring the twinkling lights and carefully chosen ornaments. For Christmas this year, theyâd gathered with their friends and family early and exchanged ornaments. Lizâs gift had been a cowboy alien, glow in the dark and bearing no resemblance at all to Michael. Rosaâs had been a beautiful glass bulb sheâd hand-painted with the cosmos. Kyleâs a simple wood-carved Merry Christmas. Rosa had gotten a hold of it and painted it with various iconography of the holidays - lights, Santa hats, and reindeer faces.
Maxâs had been a collection of simple red Christmas bells, their jingle light and tinkling whenever either of them accidentally bumped into the tree. Isobelâs expensive and crystal - a star with swirls that reminded everyone of the console tech in Michaelâs bunker. Maria had given them a giant, purple eggplant ornament as a joke, but theyâd still hung it on the tree anyway. Smiling fondly every time their eyes landed on it. Sheâd followed the joke with a gorgeous, brightly-beaded patchwork that she said reminded her of how she felt when their love bled over into her sight - colorful, lacking definition, and like the calm that only comes after the storm.
Michael and Alex had chosen the rest themselves. A mixture of whimsy and classic Christmas. It was hodgepodge and lacked any real thematic structure, but it was also beautiful, filled with love, and theirs.
Back in the kitchen, Alex hops up on the corner of the counter and sips at his coffee. He had planned to let Michael sleep in for once, to cook him breakfast and spend the rest of the day either in bed or wrapped in a blanket on the couch. Keeping his gift for Michael a secret until sunset. But thatâs not going to happen. Heâs too keyed up. Too anxious to wait.
Pouring a second cup, he heads into the bedroom and sets the coffee on Michaelâs nightstand. He finishes getting dressed so that itâs less likely Michael will be able to seduce him back into bed, and then gently shakes him awake. Itâs not even 5 am yet so heâs not surprised when Michael mildly panics at being woken up while itâs still dark outside. âWhatâs wrong?â He reaches out to palm at Alex, needing to make sure heâs okay.
âNothingâs wrong, but I need you to wake up.â
Michaelâs eyes crack open and he blinks away the sleep before responding. âWhat? Why? We were going to sleep in.â His voice is soft and groggy.
Alex grabs the coffee and hands it to him, hoping the warm drink will lure him into a sitting position. âI know, but Iâm too excited to wait. I want to give you your Christmas present right now.â
It works. Michael sits up to sip his coffee and stare at Alex skeptically. âYouâre making me nervous. Youâve got that look Isobel gets when sheâs about to do something she loves but everyone else hates.â
âWow, Guerin. And to think I was going to scramble eggs while you showered.â
âIâm much rather you join me. Eggs can wait.â He slides his hand very suggestively up Alexâs thigh but gets his hand lightly slapped before he can do any real damage.
âNope. Iâm not letting you get me naked. Not yet anyway. Now, go get ready.â
âOkay. Now Iâm definitely worried. When have you ever turned down sex? I canât recall a single time.â Alex swats his ass as he heads toward the bathroom.
A few minutes later, Michael pads into the kitchen where Alex hands him a bowl of scrambled eggs smothered with melted cheese and freshly chopped chives. âEat fast.â Alexâs own bowl is already half empty.
He only takes a couple of careful bites. Not because the eggs arenât good - theyâre great. Itâs just that Alex is not the big gesture type, and Michaelâs not great at receiving gifts of any kind, large or small.
âAlex?â He doesnât know how to ask what heâs about to ask.
âHmm?â Heâs finished his breakfast. Sitting on the counter, phone in hand. Probably texting all their friends Merry Christmas.
Michael takes a steadying breath. âThis isnât...I mean, this gift isnât...a proposal, right?â The thing is heâs racked his brain two days trying to figure out what Alex has been so anxious about. Two days of his brain circling back to this conclusion every time. A proposal. Some giant gesture. Something so unlike Alex.
And to be honest, the idea of marrying Alex isnât what makes him nervous. Itâs the idea that Alex is only doing this because he thinks thatâs what Michael wants him to do or needs him to do or some reason equally as unsatisfying. Because Alexâs meticulous, risk assessing brain cannot possibly think getting engaged so soon is a good idea.
The look on Alexâs face is hard to read. Heâs tucked his phone back into his pocket and his lips have thinned like heâs trying to smile but forgot how. When he finally speaks his voice is low. Undeniably sad. âNo, Michael. Itâs not a proposal. Not really. But I guess you could say itâs not not a proposal.â
Alex slides gingerly off the counter, landing on his left foot and unable to meet Michaelâs eye. Thatâs when he knows heâs messed up.
âI didnât mean anything by that. I just donât want you to feel pressured to do something you arenât ready for yet.â
âYou still doubt me. Thatâs fair.â He rinses his bowl in the sink, keeping his back turned. âWell, itâs a good thing I hadnât planned to propose then. Maybe we should just head to the Pony instead. Help Maria set up the charity lunch.â Thereâs a tremble in his voice that Michael hates.
Alex starts to walk past him, but Michael grabs his elbow, spinning him back around. âHey. Hey, hey, hey. I donât doubt that you want this as much as I do. But I do think youâd ignore your own feelings to put mine first. I want us to be on the same page. Thatâs all.â
Tears burn at the corner of Alexâs eyes. Michael reaches his hand up to brush them away, but Alex takes several steps back, swiping at them with the back of his hands. âYouâre right. I donât make big gestures. They terrify me. This terrifies me - that I did this thing without your permission. So Iâve been a nervous wreck for weeks. Worried that you would say no or laugh or something else you would never do but that my brain wouldnât shut up about. And now, Iâm pretty sure I messed up. Letâs just forget about it and go help Maria.â
He leaves the kitchen, grabbing his coat off the dining room table. Michael doesnât move until he hears the front door open and close. The door slams shut hard enough that the windows rattle over Alexâs keyboard, and Michaelâs knuckles whiten as he grips the countertop.
This scene an all too familiar memory. Emotions high and Alex skittering away.
Taking a deep breath, he tells himself no. This is different. They are different.
Alex hasnât run away. Heâs just outside waiting, getting some fresh air and calming down. Clearing his head. Because thatâs what they do now. They take breaks when needed, but thereâs no running.
Michael stuffs his feet inside his boots and drops his hat on his head, coat in his hand. He finds Alex exactly where he expects to, huddled inside his Explorer and the engine already running. When he opens the passenger side door, Alex even manages a weak smile. âSorry.â
âNo sorrys.â He buckles his seatbelt and reaches across to squeeze Alexâs thigh. âWe have plenty of time to help Maria. I want my gift.â
Alex nods but doesnât move to leave. He drums his fingers on the steering wheel, biding his time. Michael settles back in his seat to wait.
âPromise me something.â His fingers stop their tapping.
âAnything.â
He shifts toward Michael as best he can with his seatbelt fastened. âIf you donât like the gift for any reason whatsoever, youâll tell me.â
Thereâs no running and thereâs no lying. âI promise.â
The drive out to wherever theyâre going is quiet. Christmas music plays faintly through the speakers, but neither of them says anything. Michaelâs not a fan of the tension between them, but the lack of anger or sharp words proves -- at least to him -- that theyâve really accomplished something by working hard to get to this softer place.
He watches Alex out of the corner of his eye. Eyes fixed on the road ahead and mind whirling. Every so often he takes a measured breath, loudly exhaling. The most obvious sign that heâs been back in therapy for a couple of months now. Michael aches to climb into his lap and soothe away all his worries, all his fears. But until he knows what this gift is, he knows he canât.
About half a mile from Fosterâs Ranch, Alex pulls the car off the road, coming to a sudden stop at the chained gates of the old Ellison property. Michael watches him climb out of the car and walk a few feet onto the ranch, ignoring the half-dozen no trespassing signs.
Worried that heâs about to have a panic attack, Michael follows him. Placing a comforting hand on his shoulder and studying his face. Nothing seems wrong, his breathing even. âYou alright?â
âYeah. What do you know about Ellisonâs Ranch?â His eyes dart back to the locked gate.
Itâs a strange question, but maybe he needs a distraction. Michaelâs happy to comply. âUh, Old Man Ellison was a bigger dick than Foster. Died earlier this year. No family so the property was supposed to go for auction. About a hundred acres, give or take.â He shrugs.
âHundred and one.â
âWhat?â
Alex motions to the wide open expanse ahead of them. âOne hundred and one acres exactly. Homestead property, used by the Ellisonâs for horse breeding mostly.â
âOkay.â Michaelâs not sure where heâs headed with any of this. âEllison hated trespassers.â He points back to the signs. âHis ghost is likely to murder us if we stand here too long.â He laughs at his own joke knowing how much Alex hates even the mention of ghosts.
But Alex just keeps staring straight into the distance. âWeâre not trespassing.â
âSigns beg to differ. We should just keep going, Alex. Thereâs nothing out here but dirt.â He turns to head back to the Explorer, hoping Alex will do the same.
âI bought this place at auction last month. Signed the final papers Wednesday morning. Weâre not trespassing. Itâs ours. Merry Christmas, Guerin.â
Michael stops dead in his tracks, spins slowly around. Alexâs hands are now in his pockets, shoulders tense. âWhat?â He rejoins him, wrapping his fingers around Alexâs bicep. âYou had this kind of money?â
âNo.â He risks a quick glance at Michael and then back out toward the mountains. âItâs the money from my dadâs estate.â
âYour dad left you his estate?â Thatâs the wildest thing heâs said all morning.
Alex snorts. âFuck, no. He didnât leave me anything. Left almost everything to Clay, a bit to Greg. His weapons collection to Flint. Nothing to me.â
That checks out. Entirely expected. But rage boils just beneath the surface of Michaelâs skin anyway. Alex is and always has been the best of them. And even if he is biased, thatâs still the truth. âThen how?â
âThe auction notice was in the paper one morning when I was having breakfast with Greg. We talked about it. I mentioned how perfect the acreage was -- meant more for residential living than farming or ranching. Mentioned wanting something like this for me and you.â He smiles, a real one this time. Full-bodied and bright. âA week later they wired me the money. Greg wanted nothing to do with dadâs legacy, and Clay wanted nothing to do with any of us, really.â
Michael gawks at him. Mouth agape and eyes wide. âIt was enough?â
Alex nods. âFor the property, yeah. Razing that old farmhouse and building a home of our own? Thatâs going to be up to us.â
âA home of our own?â He knows he sounds like an idiot. Repeating Alexâs simple words back at him. But thatâs the best heâs got at the moment.
âI thought maybe we could design a space that works for both of us. A space adaptable to my mobility needs, roomy enough to have friends stay whenever they want. A home meant for a family with a couple of kids.â He pauses, lets that sink in. âA dog or two. Maybe some chickens and goats out back. Horses, even. Since there are already stables.â
Michael steps behind him, pressing his chest into Alexâs back and wrapping his arms firmly around his waist. âKeep going.â
âA workshop for you. One thatâs not buried in the ground. Where the sun shines on your face and the stars guide you at night. A soundproof studio for me so I donât bother anyone trying to sleep. And anything else, Michael. Anything else you want.â His voice falters the tiniest bit, low and strained with emotion. Another measured breath. âItâs too much. Right?â
Yes.
But the thing is, Michael can see everything Alex described. The house, the workshop, the studio. Even the goddamn horses. And all of that is nice. Perfect. The best dream imaginable. But what sells him is the mention of kids. Their kids. Their kids growing up here. Safe and loved. Chasing after chickens and crying over skint knees. Michael holding his little girlâs hand as she wobbles down the steps desperate to run after the dog while Alex follows with their son in his arms.
Suddenly, his motherâs words come to him, unbidden from where heâd locked them away. The words heâd kept for himself. Donât be afraid to fight for your own happiness, my love. How easily sheâd seen through him and known exactly what he needed to hear.
So, he fights.
âYes.â He whispers the words directly into Alexâs ear. âBut weâve always been too much. Me and you. Why stop now?â
Michael kisses down Alexâs neck and holds him tighter while the sun climbs higher overhead, illuminating the desert morning stretching out around them. Cars pass behind them on the highway and somewhere in the distance, a rooster crows. He replays the scene in his head again -- their little girl tumbling down the stairs, Alex snuggling their son into giggles.
Alex has made him this promise, and now itâs his turn.
âHey, Alex.â
âHmm?â Michael knows heâs lost in his own daydream. Perhaps the exact same one.
âMarry me.â
#malex#malex fic#christmas fic#all done#not sure if there will be more#no promises but you can beg#lol
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could you tell us more about the brarg family au with the 3 babies and trans luci?
I definitely can! This au has been living rent free in my head since i started that drawing and I was actually sketching more stuff for the AU right before I got this ask so- I definitely can ramble more about it
This was supposed to be just a collection of a few hcs and now itâs a multi-pages word document the size of a fanfic so â Im really sorry.
I didnât think a lot about their backstories tbh, though I have it in my mind that Luciano transition in his late teens and that he and martin either met after that or knew each other before luciano came out, lost all contact, and then met again after (and you can blame oxiosas fic for that yeah im not even subtle)
But I imagine them having some sort of meet cute and kinda progressing really fast in their relationship without realizing â yk, its just a fling, no big deal, yeah ive met his parents, yes I basically spend every weekend in his apartment, yeah I have a spare key now, ops I guess weâre adopting dogs and plants together- oh I think weâre married. Yeah. Weâre married.
Ok but for real Luci does the proper proposal-with-a-ring-and-knelt-down-on-a-special-day thing and Martin is just bright red saying yes over and over again
It is Afonso (port) the first to be all WHERE ARE MY GRANDCHILDREN like⊠the night of their wedding.
They live in a house in a not too big city with two dogs, one cat, one parrot and all the birds that Luciano feeds and names that arenât actually theirs. Still, they choose the house with two spare rooms because they always talked about having two kids.
In this AU they can buy a nice house and donât have to worry about money and can raise kids like the world isnât ending.
I think right after they got married they got in line for adoption. However, everything indicated that it would take a long long time so they started talking about the possibility of trying to have a biological kid. I think luci was the one to suggest it when he noticed martin had been thinking about it but not saying anything for a while.
Lots of boring doctor visits and confused doctors looking at luciano and trying to process it like the dumb cishets they are. Boring exams and all that, but everything is on track eventually, luci pauses his hrt and keeps his jockstrap on the drawer and theyâre googling the best positions for fertility on those weird cishet sites and doing it like bunnies etc etc
Getting pregnant the natural way after years of testosterone is not the easiest thing in the world, so it takes a while. But eventually it works.
Both of them are kinda freaking out with this whole first pregnancy thing. Martin is the ultimate protective husband, and spends way too much time on the internet finding out what luciano can and canât eat, what exercises he should do, and going to every single doctor visit. Heâs very committed to it.
Luciano has to drink non-alcoholic beer and hates life. Thereâs a single teardrop shed every time he buys it. And drinks a lot of lemonade like itâs the same as caipirinha. Poor guy. Martin doesnât help on that, life isnât fair, he buys his own beer.
But he also has to drive absurd lengths to find the weirdest fruit or make the most hideous, blasphemous pizza toppings because Luciano is constantly craving absurd shit. But poor baby actually really NEEDS that chicken M&M pizza at 8am.
Theyâre super proud daddies though, and both their instagrams at this point are just baby belly pictures. Luci had top surgery on this au on my hc so also. Lots of shirtless pics. He looks like an old uncle with a beer belly and heâs PROUD. Just. Baby bellies all over.
Martin picks the entire baby layette. Because of course he does.
Their baby shower is a huge deal though. Their dads are there, Antonio brings an entire trunk filled with diapers and tells everyone how many tincho used to need when he was a baby, Afonso is cooking for everyone and talking about how heâs gonna be a grandfather (!!!). Iracema (pindorama) is scolding Luci about his bad habits while also quietly being a super proud grandma. Zola (angola) bought toys because she knows thatâs what kids actually like, Samero (MozĂŁo) keeps asking if they installed all the necessary security stuff in their house â we will, chill, we still have some months to go â Vera (TomĂ©) is teasing SimĂŁo (Timor) about him no longer being the family baby, Fatima (g.bissau) is another one who bought a huge amount of diapers, Rosinha (cabo verde) is taking pictures of everyone and everything, Sebas and Dani are discussing if the kid should speak Portuguese or Spanish, Maria brought a huge pink plushy as a gift, itâs quite a party.
Once theyâre late in the pregnancy, Luciano mostly spends his time on Martinâs oversized t-shirts asking for foot rubs and not getting much sleep because the baby keeps moving. Martin on the other hand is a little nervous about being a dad, but absolutely loves feeling the little kicks and talking to the baby all the time, except when its 3am and he wants to sleep but Luci cant because of it so he just does his best to keep him company. He mostly ends up falling asleep on his chest though and doesnât help much
I wrote all of this but I still donât have a name for the girl lol Anyway, sheâs finally born, and if martin was overprotective when Luciano was pregnant, heâs ten times more with his baby girl. Tbh theyre both kinda going crazy with this whole parenting thing, both are overprotective, tired, and have no idea what theyre doing.
Zola and Sebastian are the girlâs godparents. Sebastian isnât very good with kids so when he takes care of his niece he either puts on a tv show and lets her eat whatever crap she wants, or relies on Daniel to do the actual taking care, since he is good with kids.
Luciano and Martin are very much neurotic first-timers and have all this schedule of what their girl can eat and when and when she has to sleep etc etc.
When Zola takes care of her, she just ignores it and does it her way. She helped raised Luci since he was a baby anyway, he survived just fine and even married and reproduced, she knows what to do better than both the dumbasses, and they never even find out.
Afonso on the other had follows everything when heâs with his granddaughter, determined to be a better grandfather than he was a father, and the baby loves him so heâs doing a good job.
Theyâre a very cute family yes yes
She grows up well and happy, a bit shy maybe but very smart and sweet, loves the dogs and her aunts and uncles and granddads (afonso more than antonio though)
By the way, Iracema is soft like butter with her granddaughter.
When sheâs about four or five years old they start talking about having a second one, considering the age difference and all. So back to doctors, Luci stops the hrt again and they go back to trying, but again itâs not the easiest thing in the world to do it naturally after years of hrt.
But god listens to the prayers of such good catholic family, and right after they start thinking about a second child, they receive the news they will finally get to adopt a baby.
Luciano is the one to receive the news, heâs working at home when the social worker comes to tell him they can finally adopt. Heâs extremely happy, he hugs the poor lady and is barely able to concentrate as she explains the paperwork that is left and the details of it because he canât stop smiling.
He immediately texts martin saying something like âCALL ME RIGHT NOW WE NEED TO TALKâ and itâs in happy caps but martin understands it wrong and thinks someone is dying or dead but then his phone is what dies so he gets home as fast as he can thinking all the worst scenarios just to find luciano jumping on him with a smile for ear to ear. Itâs such a shock he takes a while to react but when he does you have two idiots so happy they canât function.
Itâs another girl, she has big brown eyes like her sister and itâs a few months old.
They quickly reassemble the crib and paint the second room to get everything ready in time to take her home, and the next week or so itâs nothing but all the family visiting to meet their new baby.
Since they managed to adopt, they decided to stop trying to have another kid. Luciano goes back to the doctor do some routine exams so that he can go back to testosterone and the doctor just awkwardly explains that, well, that wonât be exactly possible. Not for the next eight months, at least.
Heâs quite shocked at that, and takes him a while to tell martin. They just got a new baby and do they even have space to raise three kids? Eventually it just escapes from him and martin is shocked as well, but ultimately both of them are just worried about their place being too small, and once they relax about that they canât shut up about having another baby on the way to anyone.
Still, itâs not easy to manage, martin is just as worried as he was with their eldest, except that this time heâs simultaneously worried about their new baby and about Luciâs pregnancy. Poor dude needs a break asap. So heâs trying to do most of the work of caring for a little baby to spare luciano from the stress, while also taking care of him as well as he did the other time.
Luci is more chill about being pregnant, heâs done this before, heâs fine. Heâs even a little too chill about it, as shown in the art, he still wants to carry their kid on his shoulder and having a few sips of martinâs beer is no big deal and honestly heâs fine, he can help with the baby, and Tincho just needs to relax and it will all be fine.
Again, poor tincho needs a break.
Some things donât change though. Them being super proud daddies who do nothing but take pictures of their kids and Luciâs belly every chance they get. And theyâre really happy and excited to have their house full and this big family.
Just a good cute family AU where nothing bad ever happens thank you very much. Â Yet it took me almost 2k words to say it. I have no self control and Iâm very sorry. However, if anyone has their own hcs to add about this whole au, I will be more than happy to hear and talk about this AU even more than Iâve already done.
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        Alex heard the truck pull up to his driveway, Buffy pawing at the door, urging to be let out to greet the newcomer. Alex pulled the curtain back enough to see who it was. Michael.
        He ducked his head and sighed. Here we go, he thought. He didnât know when the sight of the cowboy induced resignation and dread in him, and part of him wanted to cry for it, but he didnât know how Michael would receive that, and after everything that had transpired the past few months â Maxâs death, finding out about Maria and Michael, his father lying useless in a coma â he didnât know how much more disappointment he could take.
        âIâm coming, girl,â he said to Buffy, grabbing his crutch off the wall where it had been leaning, and, without throwing a jacket over his pale-blue t-shirt, he opened the door, and his beagle went running out.
        She barked excitedly, and Alex took a deep breath, bracing himself before he stepped out as well.
        Michael and Alex nearly walked into each other as the cowboy had seemingly ignored Buffy barking at his feet altogether in favor of rushing to the airmanâs front door. Michael reached out his hands to steady Alex, and while his touch might have once excited the airman, left electricity shooting up and down his body, and had him yearning for more, to be closer, Michaelâs hands on him now only reminded him of Maria, reminded him that Maria had touched those hands, had pulled Michael in close to her. It made Alex sick.
        He flinched away, and Michael let go, hurt flashing in his expression for a split second before it was gone.
        âSorry,â Alex murmured. âI just⊠donât like being touched.â
        Michael glanced at him, then away. It was mostly the truth. Alex wasnât a huge fan of physical contact, unless it was by someone he trusted wasnât going to hurt him. That used to be five people. Then it became three, and before Alex knew it, there was no one. Michael seemed to realize that he was not someone Alex trusted anymore.
        âKyle gave me this,â Michael said as he held up a red file in his hand, some of the venom when he spoke to Alex â as if he was talking to someone he wasnât particularly fond of â returned to his voice. Alex liked to pretend Michael didnât mean to do it, that it was how he spoke to everyone, but sometimes it was like the cowboy was watching him, waiting for his reaction, to be sure he hurt Alex in some way.
        âCouldnât give me this yourself?â
        Alex caught his gaze steadily, already weary from this conversation. When did that happen? When did just talking to Michael exhaust him? âYou donât care, Guerin. Whatâre you here for?â
        Michael seemed momentarily startled before an expression Alex was all too familiar with â rage â took over his beautiful features, and he shoved the file against Alexâs chest, its corner digging into Alexâs neck.
        Michael kept his hand on the file, and on the airmanâs chest. âWhere the hell did you get this? I thought your enlistment period was over already. If you broke the law to get this information, Private ââ
        âI didnât break anything,â Alex said, trying not to think of the concern in Michaelâs eyes. He wasnât worried for Alexâs safety. He was just worried he would get dragged into an investigation if Alex was caught. âI have access to this stuff. And Iâm careful. I wonât get caught, donât worry.â
        âAccess?â he asked, realization dawning in his eyes. âHow? How, Alex?â
        Alex sighed. âI extended my enlistment period, okay?â
        âExtended by how much?â Michael grit out.
        He rubbed his face. âFour years. I â look, Guerin, itâs fine ââ
        âYou reenlisted? Alex,â Michael moved back, but Alex covered the cowboyâs hand on his chest with his own to keep him in place. To keep him close, a voice in the back of his mind confessed.
        âWhy? Why would you do something so stupid ââ
        âIf I left Roswell,â Alex cut him off, and the cowboy turned silent, âand I asked you to come with me⊠would you?â
        Michaelâs eyes were glassy as he glared at Alex, and when he said nothing, Alex told himself that it was okay, that he hadnât expected Michael to ever say yes. But, nevertheless, he couldnât help but feel his heart sink into his stomach, his own eyes burning. He clenched his jaw.
        âThatâs why,â he said quietly. âMichael, you canât even look at me anymore without hating me. You canât stop blaming me for what happened, so if this fixes things,â he shrugged, âthen Iâm going to do it.â
        âAlexâŠâ Michael shook his head. For a moment, just a moment, he looked like he wanted to hold Alex, like he wanted to kiss him, to comfort him. Then he seemed to snap out of his haze, and Alex felt dread growing in his chest.
        âYour family killed my mom, Alex, they took her away from me. Nothing can fix that!â
        âI know,â Alex said desperately. He had promised himself he wouldnât fight to keep Michael near him, but having him so close now pushed him over that edge of hope. âAnd I know what that feels like, to lose your mom because of Jesse Manes, but I ââ
        âYou donât know what itâs like!â he snapped, a tear rolling down his cheek. âMy mom and I were separated because of them, she didnât leave me because she didnât want me anymoreâŠâ
        Michael trailed off, his eyes widening with what heâd said. Alex couldnât help his own shock. Slowly, he released his hold on Michaelâs hand and stepped back.
        âNo,â Michael started to say as Alex turned towards the cabin door. Buffy was whimpering at Alexâs side as if even she could sense his distress. âNo, wait, I-I didnât mean that, I didnât ââ
        But Alex couldnât hear him anymore. She didnât leave me because she didnât want me anymore. And the way he had said it, as if it was obvious that was why Alexâs mother had left, as if it was obvious why anyone would leave him; she didnât want him. No one did, Alex realized. Maria and Liz didnât care for his friendship, Kyle only really needed his help, and Michael⊠MichaelâŠ
        âAlex,â he tried again, and this time Alex could hear the panic in his voice. It was only because he was afraid Alex would stop helping him if he was upset. But he wasnât upset. How could he be? No one wanted him; heâd always known that. He just supposed he never expected Michael to be the one to confirm it.
        âYou shouldnât say stuff like that,â Alex said numbly, âeven if youâre angry.â
        âIâm sorry ââ
        âNo, youâre not.â
        âAlex.â
        Michaelâs voice was desperate, scared even. Alexâs heart ached for him even though he knew it shouldnât. He sighed, letting Buffy into the cabin before he turned at the threshold. He was so tired.
        âItâs okay. Okay? Please, just⊠leave.â
        âAlex ââ Michael tried, but Alex had already shut the door. It wasnât until several moments later that Michaelâs footsteps sounded walking away, the engine of a truck turned on, and he was gone.
        Alex had been frozen to the spot, and only until he was sure Michael wouldnât be knocking again did he fall to the ground against the door. Buffy nuzzled his arm, trying to get him to cheer up.
        Alex didnât think thereâd be any cheering up today. Maybe tomorrow.
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Itâs been a weekend. If any of you didnât know, chapter seven of the Malex Viking au is up now on ao3! Weâve one more chapter to go.
#alex manes#michael guerin#malex#malex one shot#malex fanfic#malex fic#malex fanfiction#roswell new mexico#roswell nm#malex angst#tyler blackburn#michael vlamis
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Truth or Dare - Halloween fic
Hey there! Hereâs a Kinktober prompt fill and the prequel to a College AU 5+1 Iâm planning. I guess itâs a little unkind to Maria? I donât know. I donât hate Maria, but I could live without her character. No body is dating anyone in this, so itâs not that kind of Maria unkind. Anyway, hope you guys enjoy it! Definite smut after the cut.Â
Kinktober prompts filled: Nipples/petting, Costumes, Getting Caught, Body Modification Words Count: 7.5k AO3
        It was nearly midnight on Halloween and Alex was *over* frat/sorority mating rituals. The first half of the party had been drunker-by-the-minute sorority girls offering to help him experiment with his sexuality in case he âwasnât sureâ that he was really, really gay and the second half had been broâs approaching him after their girls had whispered about him to test if he was really, really gay. Once the herd had been assured he was super duper gay and not willing to perform party tricks to prove it, heâd been left blissfully alone. Well, sort of blissfully. Alex was bored out of his skull. Heâd been leaning against a hallway wall for the better half of an hour sipping rum and coke and people watching.
Maria had drug him here under the false pretense of introducing him to someone from her Algebra class only to have them mysteriously not show up. Now she was holed up in a corner dressed like a vintage playboy bunny and talking to some curly haired dude bro dressed as a caveman while Alex drank alone and stared lasers through them. He could be working on homework or picking up a shift at the 24/7 diner right nowâŠor sleeping! The dude bro would catch his eye every so often and give him frank, curious up-and-downs, until finally he seemed to say something to Maria about it because she turned and looked at Alex, rolling her eyes. Oh, hell no. A few minutes more of close conversation between them and with a put-upon sigh, Alex watched Maria make her way over to him.
       âYouâre being creepy,â she announced, sipping her drink casually as she mirrored his position and leaned against the wall to face him. Alex rolled his eyes and proceeded to scowl at her.
       âWell, it is a Halloween party,â he deflected, sipping his own drink and cringing inwardly at the idea that Curly Caveman might think he was a Creepy Gay.
       âYeah, but youâre a pirate on the look out for some booty, not a ghoul. Go find someone to talk to or to not talk to. I should have this,â she indicated Curly Caveman with a backward jerk of her head, âfinished within an hour or two and then we can go back to the dorm.â
       Curly Caveman was walking over to them and Alex tried to ignore how little the animal print loin cloth covered of him. Alex tried not to memorize every inch of him, but his brain was not cooperating. Maria, while being self-centered and completely unreliable, had excellent taste in boy toys. Curly Caveman slid up next to them and eyed them both with a cautious smile. He turned to Alex and gave his costume a good once over.
       âDread Pirate Roberts?â Curly asked, smiling appreciatively.
       âAt your service,â Alex flirted. He couldnât help it. Technically Maria had called dibs, but she could literally fuck anyone at this garbage fire of a party and he wanted to have a little fun too.
       âAlex, this is Michael. He belongs to Alpha Alpha Beta. We have Composition together. Michael, this is Alex, my best friend since junior high,â Maria introduced them. They did the head nod acknowledgment thing at each other and then awkward silence descended on the group.
       âHey, why donât we go upstairs? Michael has a room here. Maybe we could play a game or something? Itâs just so loud down here and Iâd love to be able to get to know you betterâ Maria suggested, a mischievous glint in her eye as trailed a finger down Curlyâs naked torso. Curly CavemanâMichaelââ looked consideringly at the crowd around them and nodded.
       âLead the way,â Alex commanded, waving them towards the stairs across the room.  He thought he saw Michael look between himself and Maria and take a bolstering inhalation before turning and starting for the stairs. Alex had an excellent view of his ass and thighs as he started climbing the stairs ahead of him. What he could do with those wrapped around his waistâŠ.
       âOw!â Alex exclaimed after a sharp elbow found a soft spot on his ribs. He looked sharply at Maria who was glaring at him.
       âI see that look in your eye! Heâs mine, Alex. Heâs obviously straight. Weâre going to drink a little, play a game or something and then youâre going to excuse yourself for twenty minutes so I can get to know him better alone. Deal?â Maria whispered insistently.  Alex gave her a sharp look in return.
       âMaybe. Maybe you should excuse yourself in twenty minutes and Iâll get to know him better. You owe me for dragging me to this God forsaken hetero garbage fire so if youâre not laid in the next half hour, youâre taking me back to the dorm and then you can come back or whatever on your own. Tonight was not cool of you,â Alex retorted. Theyâd stopped at the top of the stairs and now Michael was at the end of the hall standing in front of an open doorway watching at them curiously.
       âLike you wouldâve done anything else with your night, Mr. Responsible. Youâre twenty and in college, this is what youâre supposed to do with your weekends in case you forgot!â Maria whisper yelled at him even as she smiled charmingly at Michael down the hallway.
       âYou guys still want to hang up here?â he asked, looking uncertainly between them. Alex watched Maria put back on her flirty girl face and saunter over to him. Alex rolled his eyes as he saw the extra hip she put in her walk as she approached Michaelâs room. He wanted to cut her bunny tail off and stuff it down her throat for putting him through this. Sighing, he followed and nearly jumped out of his skin as Michael put a hand on his lower back to help usher him into the bedroom. He caught Michaelâs eye over his shoulder and nearly died at the shy little smile and wink he gave him.
       âCome on in, darlinâ. Hope the floor is okay? My roommate is pretty territorial about his bed and stuff,â Michael explained, not breaking eye contact with Alex for a long moment before turning back to Maria. Well, well, wellâŠ
       They gathered in a circle on the carpet with their drinks. Alex reached up and pulled off his mask and head scarf, throwing it next to himself before taking a long swig of his drink. Then he went ahead and took off his leather gloves. Michael was watching him from across the circle and he pointed to his boots in clear question on if itâd be okay for him to take them off. Alex figured he might as well get comfortable. The rum and coke, though barely making him feel floaty and buzzed, had definitely made him feel hot in the close confines of the party downstairs and he was enjoying being able to shed some of his costume to help cool down.
       âYou guys want to play truth or dare?â Maria suggested, sitting on her hip with her body angled so if Michael wanted, he could get a very thorough view of her cleavage in the costume. Michael looked at her and smiled, glancing over her and then back to Alex. Alex swallowed at the heat in his eyes, but he wasnât sure yet if it was for Maria or for him that the heat was there. The bedroom was lit only by a weak lamp on top of a desk by the window. It smelled like sweat and old laundry and cheap detergentâŠand rain. Not like mildew or wet cloth, but the smell of the air minutes before a deluge started. Alex took a deep breath and hummed an easy agreement to Mariaâs plan, noting that Michael had waited on him before doing the same.
       âSo MichaelâŠ.truth or dare?â Maria started, smiling and fluttering her eyelashes. Michael smiled and his eyelids lowered as he flirted back.
       âTruth,â Michael answered, glancing between the two of them. Alex smirked back at him for his answer and Maria looked slightly disappointed but shrugged it off.
       âOkay. Iâll start off easy. How old were you when you lost your virginity?â she asked, sipping her drink and looking at him thoughtfully. He looked a little taken aback at the question and Alex jumped in quickly to save him.
       âWait, what are the rules? If we refuse a dare or truth or whatever, what are the consequences?â Alex interjected before Michael could answer.  That stalled them for a moment and Michael gave him a grateful look as he took a nervous sip from his red Solo cup. Â
       âHm⊠How about if you refuse to answer a truth you have to do a shot? If you refuse a dare, you have to take off a piece of clothing?â Maria suggested, looking at Michael like a shark stalking a fish. Michael laughed and looked down at himself.
       âI guess I better not refuse any dares for awhile then,â Michael replied with a smirk.  She seemed to take that as a challenge and Alex groaned inwardly. Michael obviously didnât know Maria very well if he thought sheâd let him get away with that. Â
       âSo then⊠do we have anything with which to do shots?â Alex asked, looking around the room as if a bottle of liquor was just sitting conveniently on a shelf ready to go.
       âUhâŠâ Michael stuttered for a second, looking blank before reaching under his bed and pulling out a mostly empty bottle of jalapeno vodka and looking sheepish as he offered it to them.
       âUhm, no. No, no, no. My mom owns a bar and absolutely not,â Maria said, waving her arms and shaking her head for emphasis.
       âItâs not that bad,â Michael protested, laughing at her.
       âYeah, Iâd be happy to drink it and I donât plan on backing down from a challenge. If you donât like it, you could go grab something from downstairs?â Alex suggested, trying to look innocently over at her while also thinking about having Michael to himself for a few minutes.
       âUgh, fine. Weâll finish this off and then maybe get something else,â she conceded, grabbing the bottle and putting it in the middle of their circle. âSo Michael, as you were sayingâŠ.â
       âUh, what was the question again?â he asked, leaning back onto his hands and looking much more relaxed than earlier. He wasnât a super hairy guy, but Alex wanted to run his fingers through the dark hair on his chest and stomach. Leaning back put his body at a very good angle for ogling.
       âHow old were you when you lost your virginity?â Maria prompted, looking expectant.
       â13,â he answered shortly, not seeming to want to elaborate. Alex wondered what the story was there.
       âVery precocious,â Maria commented, smirking and looking over Michaelâs body lasciviously. He gave her a somewhat brittle smile in return.
       âOkay. Alex,â Michael said, switching his attention from Mariaâs eye-fucking stare to look at Alex directly. Alex hummed in acknowledgement and set down his drink. âTruth or dare?â
       âI dare you to French kiss Maria.â
       âGross,â Alex replied tonelessly to which Maria let out an indignant yelp. âSorry, Maria. I love you, but Iâve got a lot of clothes to go before I have to start giving in to stuff I donât want to do.â
       Alex immediately lifted his black, blousy pirate shirt up and off his body, tossing it next to him where heâd thrown his mask, head kerchief, and gloves. Michael was watching him, an appreciative grin on his face as he looked over Alexâs bare torso. Alex wasnât as buff as Michael, but heâd spent too long living in a military household and competing on the swim team to be considered scrawny,so he knew he didnât have anything to be embarrassed about.
       âOh wow, you have your nipples pierced?â Michael exclaimed, leaning forward on his hands and knees so he could look closer at Alexâs chest. Alex grinned knowingly over at Maria as he leaned forward and stuck out his chest to let Michael look at the silver bar bells through his nipples. She rolled her eyes and shook her head, mouthing the words âheâs straight!â at him over Michaelâs shoulder. Alex mouthed a sardonic âO-Kâ at her before turning his attention back at Michael whose hand was hovering inches from his chest.
       âCan I touch one?â Michael asked, a little breathless and obviously fascinated. He hadnât seemed to notice the silent conversation Alex and Maria had conducted over his head.
       âSure, you can,â Alex all but purred. Michael pressed his hand to Alexâs chest, the space between his thumb and forefinger framing one of Alexâs nipples. Slowly, he slid his thumb under the bar, not quite touching it, but gauging Alexâs reaction. Alex bit his lip, holding it between his teeth as he stared at Michaelâs inspection of his body modification. Then he was pulling his fingers together, pinching the end of the bar and pulling the bar gently away from Alexâs body. Alex sucked in a breath, but held down any other sound, teeth pressing harder into the soft flesh of his bottom lip. Michael let the bar go and fall back against Alexâs chest before dragging his thumb down over the center of his nipple. Alex had to shift at that because this was starting to feel way too good to stay innocent.
       âWow, are your nipples like super sensitive now or were they always sensitive?â Michael asked, looking up at him through his eyelashes. His thumb was still sweeping over Alexâs nipple and it was driving him a little bit insane. Michael definitely knew the effect he was having on Alex.
       âThey, uh⊠theyâre actually a little less sensitive now, but theyâre still pretty sensitive in general,â Alex breathed, trying to keep from pushing into Michaelâs touch with Maria staring daggers at him. Â
       âYeah, when Alex was in junior high his nips were so pointy. Youâd always see them through his shirts and it became a thing that people would tweak his nipples in the halls between class. He would get so embarrassed,â Maria offered, obviously feeling ignored and malicious. Alex turned to her with a controlled blank expression and blinked at her, completely embarrassed sheâd bring up that little bit of his personal history to someone heâd just met. He knew he was blushing but refused to acknowledge it and give her the satisfaction.
       âThat mustâve sucked. I was fat in junior high. Kids that age are the fucking worst,â Michael offered, sitting back on his side of the circle, also blushing slightly. He gave Alex a small smile of understanding and Alex melted a little bit inside.
       âI did fine in junior high,â Maria replied, sipping her drink. Alex felt a flash of anger roll through him at her comment and decided it might be time to get a little petty. She had done âfineâ her whole life.
       âTruth or dare, Maria,â he asked, noting that his voice was a little tight.
       âDare,â she replied, smiling like she knew he was going to try and embarrass her back if she chose truth.
       âI dare you to lick every doorknob out in the hallway. Every. Single. One,â he dared, watching her face scrunch up in disgust.
       âUgh, gross,â she replied, looking over her shoulder at the doorway and considering it.
       âFeeling chicken?â Alex taunted, watching her over his drink which was starting to run a little low. He knew Maria couldnât stand backing down to a challenge like that.
       âNo! Fuck you. Michael, do you have mouthwash?â she asked even as she stood up, adjusting her bodysuit. Michael laughed and nodded before getting up himself. Alex followed after Michael offered him a hand and helped pull him up from the ground. They followed her to the doorway to watch her complete the dare. She stomped across the hall in her ridiculous black heals and immediately bent over to lick the doorknob. She shrieked in disgust and then went down to the next one. There were seven doors on one side of the house and six on the other. Alex felt Michael rumbling chuckle behind him as he pressed part of his chest against Alexâs back while they hung out the doorway watching. Alex felt a tentative hand press against his lower back and when he didnât startle or remove it, he felt Michaelâs hand smooth over to his hip and then up until his nimble fingers sedately started playing with his nipple piercing.
       âYouâre playing with fire,â Alex warned him in a low voice that wouldnât carry to Maria who was about halfway done with the doorknobs.
       âAm I?â Michael responded; lips close enough to Alexâs ear for him to feel the slight heat of his breath. âMaybe I like it hot?â
       Alex turned and gave him an accessing look, trying to figure out if he was serious or just being a cock tease. He decided to test the idea a little further and shifted his hip minutely, rubbing the swell of his ass over Michaelâs loin cloth covered crotch.
       âWant me help your make the bed rock, Flintstone?â Alex ask coquettishly. Michael snorted, but let his hand drift to rest on Alexâs large leather belt.
       âLooting for some booty, Pirate?â Michael responded, bouncing his crotch off Alexâs ass playfully. Alex groaned at the joke but couldnât deny that his stomach was tightening in response to their flirtations.
       âThat was terrible,â Alex laughed softly, looking over his shoulder affectionately at Michaelâs grinning face.
       âWhat was terrible?â Maria asked breathlessly as she tottered over to them from the last door to Michaelâs. She looked a little unsteady after running around and bending over every few feet, but still cheerful.
       âWeâre exchanging puns,â Alex explained blandly, even as he felt Michaelâs hand drop away from him and his body shift to let Maria back into the room. Alex tried not to feel so disappointed at the loss of contact, but he knew it was necessary. That thought didnât calm his racing heart though. Alex sucked in a breath and straightened his spine before he turned back to the room. He could see Maria in the rooms Jack and Jill en suite bathroom already swishing mouthwash like her life depended on it. Thinking about the habits of frat dudes, Alex surmised it just might.
       âWe still playing or what?â he called from the door, shutting it behind him as he made his way back into the room. Maria held up a finger and spat the blue liquid from her mouth into the sink before coming back into the room and immediately picking up the jalapeno vodka and taking a large mouthful of it. Alex and Michael watched her with twin looks of impressed shock on their faces.
       âThat was by far the grossest shit Iâve ever done, but no one can say Iâm a bitch that doesnât follow the fuck through,â Maria announced after sheâd swallowed the vodka. She took another long pull before recapping the bottle with an expansive sigh of relief. She looked down at the bottle in her hand for a moment before looking back at Alex and Michael. âThis shit really is pretty good.â
       âI told you!â Michael exclaimed, excited someone else agreed with him about the alcohol.
       âYou guys are nuts,â Alex said laughing.
       âAlright, alright, alright. Settle in, letâs keep this going,â Maria announced, relatively elegantly slipping down into a cross legged sitting position on the floor while still holding the bottle in one hand. Michael and Alex followed suit and when they were settled Maria turned back to Alex.
       âTruth or motherfucking dare, Alexo,â she challenged, eyes squinting menacingly. Alex wasnât falling for it.
       âDare,â he chose, sitting back on his hands and watching her unfazed.
       âI dare you to finish this bottle,â she announced, shaking the jalapeno vodka at him. He eyed it warily but judged that it maybe had a double shot worth of liquor left.
       âSure, hand it over. Does that mean youâre going to go get us another bottle of something else to finish the game with?â he asked, taking the bottle from her offered hand.
       âSure, but I have to see you drink that first,â she said, narrowing her eyes. She knew he hated the taste of jalapenos. He liked other peppers just fine, but jalapenos made his lips curl.
       âFine,â he agreed, unscrewing the top. He tilted his head back with the bottle and opened his throat, letting the liquid just slide down into him, barely touching his tongue before he was swallowing it. It was over in a second and he grimaced as he set down the bottle.
       âYuck. You guys are lying liars. That shit is disgusting,â he remarked, looking around for the trashcan. Maria was giggling at his discomfort, but Michael was staring at him with eyes a little wider and pupils a little bigger than they had been a moment ago.
       âYour face is the best! Jesus, that was worth it,â Maria crowed next to Michael, laying her hand on his thigh in an âinnocentâ attempt to steady herself after her fit of laughter. Michael grinned and laughed a little too, but his eyes didnât leave Alexâs.
       âOkay. Iâll go grab some booze. Donât get bored without me,â she commanded, standing up and wiggling her hips at Michael as she sashayed out of the room. The door shut behind her and left Alex and Michael in relative silence.
       âMichael, truth or dare,â Alex said quietly as soon as he was sure Maria wasnât going to come right back. Michael stared at him with heat and knowing in his eyes, a smirk perking the corners of his mouth up.
       âDare,â he challenged, still smirking.
       âHm⊠I dare you to piss on your suitemateâs bed,â Alex dared, not really expecting Michael to do it. Michael full on smiled at him before standing up and taking a step closer to Alex. He ran his thumbs under the waist band on his loin cloth before pushing them down past his hips and letting them fall to his feet, leaving him gloriously nude and only a foot away rom Alexâs watering mouth. Alex looked up at him with a raised eyebrow and a small, knowing smile on his face. Â
       âI donât have a death wish,â Michael answered, cocky grin still in place. Alex shifted to his knees in front of him, his hands landing on Michaelâs thighs and rubbing up and down them as he stared up at Michael with blatant hunger in his eyes. Michael was half hard in front of him and getting harder. Alex was really hoping he was about to become a notch on this guyâs bedpost.
       âAre you just fucking with me?â Alex asked softly when Michael grasped himself and started stroking his cock slowly right in front of Alexâs face. Alex almost went cross-eyed trying to watch his hand smoothing up and down over his thickening shaft.
       âWhat do you mean?â Michael asked, hand slowing as he looked down at Alex seriously.
       âThis isnât your gay experiment is it?â Did Alex really care if it was, he wondered? The way his pants were beginning to feel uncomfortably tight and the fact that heâd been unconsciously leaning closer to Michaelâs naked body said ânoâ, but he wanted to know exactly what he was getting in to.
       âHell no. Iâm bisexual. Practicing bisexual. Experienced bisexual. I know what I want,â he finished, reaching out his unoccupied hand and curling his fingers under Alexâs chin. âWhich is definitely you if youâre up for it.â
       âIâm up for it,â Alex agreed quickly, shuffling closer on his knees and shooing Michaelâs hand away from his dick so Alex could grasp it, angling it towards his mouth where he immediately gave the underside of the shaft a long, thorough lick with his tongue before closing his lips around the head and sucking. He swirled his tongue around the crown, a full-body throb going through him at how turned on he was to be doing this.
       âOh shit,â Michael groaning, hand immediately resting on Alexâs shoulder for balance. Alex hummed and set to work with his tongue and lips, trying every trick he knew in an effort to drive Michael up the fucking wall. He pushed himself, relaxing his throat and taking Michael in deep over and over again as he stroked and gently tugged at his balls. He let his hand creep further back, massaging Michaelâs perineum, before stroking a dry, questioning finger over his asshole. The noise Michael made was shockingly desperate and his hips jerked forward choking Alex for a moment.
       âSorry, sorry, sorry,â Michael apologized above him as Alex came off him coughing and wiping at his eyes.
       âItâs fine. I surprised you. Have you everâŠ?â Alex asked, petting Michaelâs hole gently while his other hand slowly stroked him, Alexâs spit smoothing the way.
       âFuck, yes. Have you?â Michael asked, pushing back lightly against the pressure of Alexâs fingers.
       âOnly a couple timesâŠ. Do you want to?â Alex asked, feeling a little shy at the question. Michael nodded enthusiastically and backed away, walking over to his bedside table and opening the top drawer. He pulled out a condom and some lube which he tossed on his bed before turning back to Alex with a grin.
       âWell, get up here!â he said, and Alex realized heâd been frozen in shock. This was not how he expected this night to turn out. Michaelâs utter confidence and enthusiasm towards being fucked was⊠surprising. Hastily he stood up and approached Michael by the bed.
       âI know this is a little backwards, butâŠâ Michael started before cradling Alexâs head in his hands and rushing forward to kiss him. Alex responded immediately and with enthusiasm. He opened his mouth and almost swooned as he felt Michaelâs tongue sweep over his, inviting him to respond. He did, following Michaelâs lead, and his hands started wandering over the expanse of Michaelâs skin at his disposal. He found himself trying to pull Michael closer, over and over, hands on his waist, his back, his ass, just trying to keep him close. Michael, for his part, was trying to get Alexâs belt and pants off, but Alexâs insistence on keeping them pressed together kept hampering his progress. Finally, Michael had to break their kiss to talk.
       âIf you donât let me get your pants off, this isnât going to end the way we want it to,â he said, breathlessly as Alexâs mouth simply moved from his mouth to his neck and was biting and sucking the flesh there. Alex came back to himself, nodding wordlessly and bringing his hips back far enough for Michael to finish the job of getting him naked. His mouth, however, he couldnât convince to leave Michaelâs skin. He felt his waist band loosen and the fabric of his pants and underwear drop to the ground. He kicked the offending garments backwards, not paying attention to where. Then Michaelâs hands were sliding against his skin and pulling him back against his body.
       âFuck, youâre distracting,â Michael commented as he backed up until he could sit on the edge of the bed. Alex planted a knee on the mattress to follow him but was stopped by Michaelâs tongue smoothing over a nipple and quickly being covered by his mouth. He hissed in pleasure and pushed his hand into Michaelâs curls, cradling the back of his head and holding him steady. Michael hummed in pleasure and palmed Alexâs ass as he teased the tightened flesh.
       âBite it,â Alex gasped out, watching Michaelâs mouth work on him. Michael met his eyes through his eye lashes and Alex saw the flash of white as his teeth grasped the flesh and pulled, letting the skin scrape achingly slowly as it was released. Alex cursed and his cock, which had been mostly ignored, gave a desperate throb at the pleasure-pain mix. Michael, spurred on by Alexâs reaction, immediately switched to the other nipple and gave it the same treatment. Alex grabbed himself and found he was leaking precome already from the attention. He smeared the sticky fluid around the head of his cock and stroked downward as Michael kept sucking and biting at his chest, making his nips puffy and swollen against his skin. He felt himself getting embarrassingly close to coming from just the feeling of Michaelâs mouth on him.
       âWe gotta stop, fuck,â Alex said desperately, tightening his hand in Michaelâs hair but not pulling. Michael stopped and looked up at him, confused. âNo, not all of it. But Iâm going to come if you keep doing that and we didnât get that lube out for nothing.â
       âYou were about to come from just me playing with your nipples?â Michael asked in awe, looking like heâd like nothing but to dive back in and see that scenario play out.
       âYes, youâre very, very good with your mouth,â Alex huffed out the compliment with a laugh as he put his hands on Michaelâs shoulders and pushed him playfully to lay back on the bed. Michael pulled himself back until he was laying on the mattress and beckoned Alex to follow him, spreading his legs immediately to allow Alex in between them. Alex leaned down to kiss him, hands smoothing down the sides of Michaelâs ribs and waist, just enjoying touching him for a minute. When he came up for air, he reached over and grabbed the lube from beside Michaelâs pillow. âYou still sure?â
       âYes, fuck yes. Please and thank you,â Michael said with a grin. He flipped over and grabbed his pillow, jamming it under his hips before spreading his legs wider for Alex.
       âJesus, yes you are,â Alex mumbled to himself, turned on at how into this Michael seemed to be. He grabbed the condom and rolled it on before slicking up his fingers. He started slowly by rubbing small circles around Michaelâs hole to spread the lube. He leaned forward and trailed kisses over Michaelâs shoulder and back. He pressed inward with a finger and then backed off, trying to slowly work him open.
       âDude, I fingered myself in the shower like three hours ago. You can move a little faster than that,â Michael said over his shoulder. Alexâs brain stalled out on the image of Michael in the shower, wet and soapy with three fingers up his ass and his hand on his cock.
       âJesus,â Alex whispered, closing his eyes and resting his forehead against Michaelâs shoulder blade. He pushed a little harder with his finger and found that it did sink in quite easily. Michael gave out a soft moan at the feeling and Alex decided to press his luck. He withdrew his finger and came back with two, still pushing in easily but not so easily he wouldnât need to stretch Michael a little more. âYou canât be real.â
       Alex pumped his fingers in and out of Michael, scissoring them and twisting his wrist slowly. He withdrew and added lube before starting to press back in with three. He took this more slowly and Michael seemed to appreciate it. He was moaning more loudly, his body pushing back against the pressure of Alexâs fingers, the muscles in his back flexing and relaxing as he tried to chase his own pleasure against the pillow beneath him.
       âYou ready for me?â Alex asked after a particularly loud groan from Michael. Alex hoped so, he was still on edge from Michaelâs mouth on his nipples and now the absolutely pornographic sound of Michaelâs vocalizations as Alex pumped his fingers in and out of him.
       âYes! Get in me!â Michael directed, sounding almost frantic. Alex chuckled a little and withdrew his fingers before he shuffled his body forward on the bed. He positioned himself, rubbing the head of his cock through the mess of lube at Michaelâs hole, before beginning the push inward. He took it slow, pushing in and retreating several times before he was able to press his hips flush against Michaelâs cheeks. Alex let out a heavy breath, panting slightly as he tried to get through the initial bliss of being so tightly wrapped in another person. He leaned forward and settled his weight on his hands to either side of Michaelâs ribs. Before he could ask if Michael was ready, Michael took the lead from him and started shifting his weight below him. After the first couple of times, his movements became surer and Alex found himself watching as he started to fuck himself back on Alexâs cock in precise, fluid movements. When he squeezed his rim as he pulled away, Alex let out a gasp and one of his hands went to Michaelâs hip to steady himself.
       âYouâre just going to do all the work down there?â Alex asked breathlessly as he let Michael continue to work himself back and forth on Alexâs cock. Alex was utterly turned on by how desperate Michael seemed to get fucked, how ready he was to take what he wanted, and how fucking hot he looked doing it.
       âYou didnât seem like you were going to get to it, so I thought Iâd start without you,â Michael teased through a pleasure filled groan. Alex bent down and bit his shoulder lightly, making him moan again at the sharp feeling.
       âThen I guess Iâll have to start doing my fair share,â he responded before drawing back onto his knees and grabbing Michaelâs hips to pull him up as well. He started thrusting in a counter rhythm to Michaelâs backward pushes, making their skin slap together loudly as he was buried over and over as deeply as possible. Michael was swearing softly under his breath, his hand under him working his cock to the feeling of Alex filling him so completely, his cock pushing over Michaelâs prostate and winding him up. Â
       âYou feel so fucking good, Michael,â Alex groaned as he tried to stop himself from just rabbitting into the man below him. His body was a hot velvet clutch around Alexâs and he found himself getting lost in the heady feeling of it.
       âFuck, youâre ruining me,â Michael moaned beneath him sounding impossibly turned on and needy. Alex privately agreed that Michael was ruining him also. They were getting close, moaning getting louder and more frantic as their bodies chased each otherâs movements. Michael was back on his stomach with Alexâs gripping his shoulder as he made sharp, pointed thrusts that had Michael white knuckling the sheets in ecstasy. The door suddenly banged open and startled both of them into freezing, bodies pressed tightly together as they looked to see who had broken in.
       Maria was standing in the doorway with a bottle of rum and a mutinous expression on her pretty face. They stared at each for a long moment, Alex trying his damnedest not to move, but feeling like heâd probably start fucking Michael again soon if they didnât end this stand-off. The feeling of Michael around him was almost too good to waste in a pointless conversation.
       âGoddamnit, Alex,â Maria started, walking further into the room and slamming the bottle onto the desk at the end of Michaelâs bed. âYou promised you wouldnât do this again!â
       âAgain?â Alex asked, wracking his brain, trying to remember to what she was referring. He was feeling a little dumb since most of the blood in his body was not centered in his upper half.
       âAgain?!â Michael asked incredulously, looking over his shoulder towards Alex and then back at Maria. The movement shifted him away and back onto Alexâs dick. It was only an inch, but it made Alexâs stomach muscle clench in an effort to stay still. He squeezed Michaelâs shoulder in warning, earning him a small squeeze of Michaelâs rim in retaliation.
       âYou remember Valenti?â Maria asked, crossing her arms over her chest and waiting for his response.
       âKyle was going through an experimental phase. I was helping a bro out. Besides, you had no claim on him!â Alex defended himself, a little affronted she would bring up something so far back in their history now.  That had been freshman year of high school and it was just a kiss.
       âYou knew I had a crush on him!â Maria exclaimed, stamping her foot angrily.
       âStill not a claim. Besides, you ended up dating him like two weeks later and you thought he was boring! Itâs not like you lost out in the long run,â Alex pointed out. Michael cleared his throat below him, the tightening of his abs doing wonderful things to the parts of him surrounding Alex.
       âWhile this is fascinating and I would love to explore your competitive hooking up history, I would like to point out that Alex is actually inside my body right now. Right this minute he is deep, deep within me. And as much as Iâm enjoying the feeling of being high cock warmer, Iâd also like to come sometime tonight, soâŠ. Can we finish this in like ten or fifteen minutes?â Michael asked, seeming a little blasĂ© about having Maria stare at them while they were connected and in such a compromising position. With less alcohol or maybe if it had been someone else, Alex was sure heâd be dying of embarrassment and probably be in the bathroom trying to figure out an escape route, but he couldnât fathom pulling out of Michael at that moment just to save a little face.
       âMore like twenty. Someone here took my head out of the game. Itâs almost like Iâm going to have to start over,â Alex joked, pushing his hips forward a little and earning himself a grunt and playful slap on the thigh from Michael.
       âNot til sheâs gone,â he teased back, looking oddly soft as he stuck his tongue out at Alex over his shoulder.
       âUgh, guys are the fucking worst. Alex, youâre the fucking worst. Weâll have words about this later and you can find another ride back to the dorms!â she yelled, grabbing the bottle of rum and storming out the door, furious that theyâd started to ignore her.
       After the door slammed shut there was silence.
       âWell, that was awkward,â Alex commented. Michael pulled forward and off his dick, getting to his knees and turning around to face him. Alex held his breath waiting for his response. Was it too much? Had Michael decided the exchange was too awkward for them to keep going? God, Alex prayed not.
       âSheâs the one who took forever getting the rum. She couldâve joined in if sheâd gotten here earlier,â Michael joked, wrapping his arms around Alex and beginning to kiss his neck and jaw.
       âGross. You may be bi, but I am super gay. I love her, but no. So much no,â Alex commented even as he tilted his head back to give Michaelâs mouth more access on him.
       âSo much no?â Michael asked, biting at the prominent cord in his neck and letting one of his hands pinch and tug at one of Alexâs nipples.
       âFuck, yes. Yes to this,â Alex breathed, moaning and wrapping his arms around Michael, hand immediately going behind him to play with his stretched, slick hole. âBut so much no to her.â
       âLay back for me, then and weâll get back to where we were. I donât stop for pedestrians,â Michael whispered against his skin as he pushed Alexâs hands away from him. Alex laid back on the bed and Michael straddled him immediately. He reached behind himself to hold Alexâs cock and line it up with his hole before lowering himself down.
       âFuck, you feel so fucking good. Your cock is perfect,â Michael moaned, tilting his hips in a shallow grind against Alex. Alex whined at how good it felt, his hips rocking up in counter point to Michaelâs. Michaelâs hands came to rest on his chest, catching Alexâs attention before he said breathlessly, âHold on, darlinâ.â
       Michael lifted his body and started a brutal pace with his hips. Alex almost couldnât keep up, but he bent his knees to plant his feet so he could thrust up as best he could. He did hold on, his hands going to Michaelâs hips and he bounced on Alexâs cock, his hand jacking himself over Alex with abandon. He looked so good chasing his own pleasure. He looked confident and lost in the sensations he was experiencing and Alex was mesmerized by the sight of it.
       âFuck, just like that. Iâm going come,â Michael bit out, a high pitched whine pushed out of him as his cock started to spurt onto Alexâs chest and stomach, his ass clenching over Alexâs cock and wrenching an orgasm out of him at the same time. That had never happened to Alex before and it was almost too much for him.
       When it was over, they collapsed against each other, breath heaving from their chests, bodies sweat soaked and sticky, ebbs of euphoria flowing through their muscles. Michael reached down while Alex was still recovering and, holding the condom, slipped his body off of Alexâs so he could lay down on the bed next to him, shoulders overlapping in the small twin.
       âWe should do that again,â Michael commented once heâd gotten his breath back. The tingling feeling that had taken over Alexâs body made him feel come drunk and dopey.
       âTonight?â Alex asked, wondering if he had the strength to have that good of sex for a second time in 24 hours. Werenât there universal laws about that much pleasure in so short a time?
       âWell, sure. But like, some other time too. Maybe after dinner or a movie or something,â Michael suggested. Alex felt his body go cold. He didnât date. He was too fucking busy to date. He was working every possible odd job on campus to pay for school since his dad had cut him off for not following the family legacy. So he didnât date. He didnât do parties. This was such an anomaly for him to even be out tonight. He cringed at the necessity of what he was about to say, knowing it was going to ruin the afterglow of their activities.
       âI canât. I donât date. This was fun, but it wonât happen again,â Alex explained, sitting up suddenly. He needed to go. He stripped the condom off and looked around the trash bin. Michael rolled to his side behind him and rubbed a hand over his back comfortingly.
       âAre you not out? Cause I can be âjust broâs with you if itâsââ Michael started, but Alex cut him off. Heâd finally remembered where the trash can was and tossed the condom into it.
       âNo, itâs not that. Iâm absolutely out. Fuck closets. No, I just donât have the time. It wouldnât be fair. Look, itâs not a big thing. Maybe Iâll see you around campus sometime?â Alex said in a rush and tried to offer some unlikely run-in as a placation. He stood up and grabbed his pants from the floor, pulling on his underwear and then them quickly. He grabbed for his things off the floor without looking up at Michael. He could feel his silence like an oppressive weight on his skin and the judgement radiating from the bed didnât help the claustrophobic feeling coming over him.
       âSo thatâs it? Fuck âem and forget âem?â Michael asked in an angry, hurt tone. Alex turned and looked at him, anger starting to rise in him in response.
       âLike you learned how to fuck like that being a monk? Itâs a hook-up at a party, Michael! You donât even know me,â Alex spat out, pulling his shirt out of the mass in his arms and pulling it on with angry jerky movements.
       âI just thought there was a connection there, but ya know, youâre probably right. Iâm probably just a cock-slut with dependency issues. Shit, and they say frat bros are fuck boys,â Michael mumbled the last bit under his breath as he too got out of bed. He headed over to his dresser and yanked out a pair of boxers, shoving his legs into them and then up his hips before facing Alex again.  âHave a nice life, Alex.â
       âYou too,â Alex bit back, turning and leaving the room. He had to stop on the stairs to put on his boots, but he didnât stop after that. He walked right out of the frat house and towards the dorms. It would be a long walk, but he wasnât too worried about it. The longer he walked, the worse he felt about what had happened with Michael. He shouldâve handled that better. Ruefully, he stopped and looked over his shoulder back towards the house and swore he could see someone standing in Michaelâs window. Sighing, he turned and started walking again. It mightâve been nice, but it wasnât to be. Alex reminded himself for the next two miles that he didnât have room in his life for anything more, no matter how good the sex was or how addictive the smell of rain against his skins seemed to be.
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Thoughts on Ep. 506
STAY AT HOOOOOOOME!!!!!
Ok, now that thatâs out of the way... I kind of liked this episode. Which surprised me. Because usually I find myself neutral at best. But, considering how much Iâve hated disliked the last few seasons, I guess that feeling mostly neutral means this season has been better? The bar is low, yâall.
Could 1000% still use more Claire though. And more Jamie and Claire. And yes I know Iâm saying that in the recap for an episode where the two of them bang.
I said what I said.
The title cardâs powder blocker thingy looks like a plague doctor mask. We should bring those back. I found a box that had a bunch of them in it in the closet at my office once. That was weird. Also, stay the fuck at home and 6âČ away from people if you have to go out on a supply run or take a walk.
Ooo, a flashback! I miss Scotland.
âWhom do I address, sir?â âI am Samuel Torrington,â said the guy who is most def *not* Samuel Torrington.
I know I shouldnât laugh because of whatâs about to happen, but looool at the girl for stepping in the literal one spot of mud.
Well that was dumb. Why the fuck would you run in between your dad and the guy heâs clearly gonna shoot?
I mean, itâs super sad, I guess. But also hella dumb.
Ah, a lavender pillow. Yes, I know itâs from the book. But between this and the BJR stuff, itâs like, do they know other smells exist?
But yeah, guess I shouldnât talk since I have lavender hand soap, lavender lotion, lavender tea and a lavender candle.
Itâs the best smell.
Ok, I get why Murcasta canât be endgame. That was a good decision. But including Innes BeCaUsE tHe BoOk is dumb af. They got to the right decision to break up Murcasta, but for the wrong fucking reason.
Like, seriously though, can we please take a moment to appreciate how dumb this is? Like, book!Innes is from Ardsmuir. Heâs been part of the squad. Heâs basically one of Jamieâs most trusted friends. And he marries Jocasta. Show!Innes is literally some dude weâve never heard of until last week because the fucking writers were like oh, Jocasta has to marry someone named Duncan Innes. Guess we should make that happen, out of the blue, for no other reason. Lazy idiots...
Jocasta has better handwriting than I do and I can fucking see what Iâm doing.
Also lol at her straight up ignoring Roger saying that Jemmy wonât take her money.
Cut to Jemmy crying about the fact that he is now a participant in chattel slavery. I feel you, Jem.
Oh, itâs a cold? Ok fine, but also the whole chattel slavery thing.
ADSOOOOO! Such a good lil floofer! Look how nice he is, bringing them that excellent bug! WHOâS A GOOD KITTY? YOUUU ARE!
I really like Claireâs necklace. Also Claireâs neck. Also Claireâs collarbones. Also Claire. Can we have more Claire please? And less manpain in general?
Dâawww, Lord John Grey the awkward gay. GIVE HIM AN APPROPRIATE BOYFRIEND ALREADY, YOU COWARDS.
Tryon is such a fucking douche. So is Quincy Arbuckle.
Well, it might not prevent tumultuous and riotous assembly, but not hanging out in groups larger than 10 sounds like a greAT FUCKING IDEA RIGHT NOW.
STAY AT HOOOOOOOOOOOOME. (If you are able to, and if you have to go to work, WASH YOUR HAAAAAAAAAAAANDS.)
Fergus, Marsali and Bree standing around this room being disappointed with Roger is A Moodâą.
Team Give Fergus and Marsali More to Do
Oh, youâve never been comfortable in your big fancy mansion? Poor you. *plays the worldâs smallest violin*
News spreads slowly in/from the backcountry except, apparently, Claireâs medical advice.
Claire Fraser said reproductive rights!!! *ups monthly donation to Planned Parenthood*
The casting for Wylie is fucking perfect. Like kudos to the casting folks again.
I cared more about the Regulator shit in the show than the book because Murtz, but all the âOh itâs happening! JK, itâs not! JK, it is!â that they took from the book is making me care less about it. Just happen already or fuck off.
Yes, I know itâs gonna happen next week.
Roger shoveling shit makes me happy. Because itâs gross and I do not like Roger.
âYou keep shoveling your shit.â --Â The Fandom Bree
Wylie should be a caricature with how fucking terrible he is, but letâs be real. We've all run into a guy like that.
Oh, Claireâs rings.
I did some mental gymnastics years ago to try to wrap my brain around why Claire would still wear an emotionally abusive piece of shitâs Fredâs ring. And the fact that the books and the show are like nope, she just likes Fred, drives me up a fucking wall every time.
âHe must have been quite the man to inspire such devotion after all these years.â âNah, he was an asshole. A complete and utter piece of shit. And instead of going with that and all the complexities it brings, we continue to gaslight the audience that he was a Good Dude. Instead of using the ring as a symbol of something more than fucking Fred, we just keep on pretending he didnât suck.â
I hate everyone involved with refusing to acknowledge how shitty Fred was.
There is literally only one smuggler in the Carolinas.
DO NOT GO WITH THE CREEPY MAN TO A SECOND LOCATION. CLAIRE, THIS IS BEING A WOMAN 101. NEVER GO WITH A CREEP TO A SECOND LOCATION.
âI get a biblical plague.â You get what you deserve, Rog.
Jamie, chill with the extra testosterone. Just punch the bro or something.
Also donât fucking blame the victim, asshole.
Literalol at Bree showing the women her like stick and sheet fan thing and then cut to all the people with just little squares, barely doing anything.
âDonât stop! Keep your fires going!â *everyone stops and just stares at the bugs*
Gonna go ahead and take this time to remind folks thatâs itâs fucking gross to get married on a plantation. Donât do that thing.
I know a guy who is like proud of the fact that heâs an asshole. He talks about it like itâs one of his defining traits. This scene with Wylie being like âbuddy, I love my shitty reputationâ reminds he of that guy. I cannot fucking stand that guy.
*ignores Claireâs feelings about Fredâs dumb ring and headcanons in my own reasons instead because I cannot even with this nonsense anymore*
Ah, the Lindsays like Roger now. I still do not like Roger.
I fucking love this whole Murcasta scene. Can we get one of these for Jamie and Claire? I miss them having big sweeping scenes that have time to breathe and unfold and all the good shit like Murcasta gets here.
The show keeps trying to deny it, but scenes like this are where itâs strongest. But it refuses to accept that this is its lane and keeps trying to go elsewhere.
I miss Jamie and Claire.
I miss the MacKenzies.
I wanna give Jocasta a hug. Sheâs still trash for enslaving people, though.
Maria Doyle Kennedy is a goddamn treasure. Seriously, her casting was the best choice the show made in years.
That and saving Murtz, of course.
So fucking glad they cut the creepy-ass foot thing.
Jamie, youâre drunk, but read the fucking room. Claireâs right. Just because she says shit from the future all the time doesnât negate the fact that sheâs right about you right now. Also, seriously? Youâre taking *this* opportunity to call her out?
Buddy deserved that slap.
Look, Iâm always down for the Frasers to fuck. More Fraser fucking, I say. But this is just another instance like their fight at Lallybroch where the fight itself is never actually resolved like it should be. They just fuck about it and magically everything is ok again. Le sigh.
Murcasta gets a big long scene with time to breathe and talk through everything and itâs riveting af. But Jamie and Claire never get that anymore and it pisses me off tbh.
Stop shoehorning in book lines! She canât see shit through all the skirts and stuff!
I miss the Lallybroch ring. What did they ever end up doing with it? Itâs floating around somewhere.
Bonnet is so evil to 11 about fucking everything that it makes him boring. We get it. Youâre a bad guy. Do you also have a tiny dick or something that youâre overcompensating for?
Can we please wrap this Bonnet shit up this season? I swear if they drag it out as long as they do in the books Iâm gonna be rull annoyed.
Ok so now the war is actually gonna for real happen and Iâm like legit out of fucks to give about it because Murtz aside, theyâve done the âitâs coming, jk!â fake out too many times...
Can they try to hang Murtz instead? Because I swear spending half a season with emo!Roger is cruel and unusual punishment.
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RWBY Recaps: The Greatest Kingdom
Hello, glorious RWBY fandom! Itâs that time of the year again. No, not the holidays. Rather, itâs the roughly twelve weeks where my Saturdays are lost to the void of churning out 4,000+ words of typo-laden analysis for our favorite web-series. Does that sound like a good time? If so, stick around and keep reading.
Now, those of you who joined us last year will recall that I took issue with numerous aspects of Volume Six. Many of you are capable of summarizing these aspects in great detail considering that the conversation never stopped on my blog between January 26th and, well, today. But for those of you who donât otherwise suffer my metas or who might be joining us for the first time, hereâs a very short guide to the stuff weâve been chatting about the last few months:
Holy shit they really went all in on dragging Ozpin, huh?
Is the group part of a collective consciousness now? What happened to diverse thinking?
Should un-licensed teenagers steal military property and start grimm-drawing battles with national allies? No or double no?
We hate adults? Is that really a thing?
When will Oscarâs on-screen development come back from the war?
There are numerous, numerous other connected topics, from Rooster Teethâs handling of physical assault all the way to theories regarding the relicâs potential influence and Jinnâs motives, but thatâs the basic gist. Oh, and we now have a subset of the fandom who got big mad over fans headcanoning trans!Nora based on her new color scheme. ... So thatâs where weâre starting this volume off.
Just so weâre all on the same page:
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Anyhoo, with that bare-bones context out of the way, letâs dive in.
We begin, as usual, with a shot of the shattered moon. Except this is the first volume where we know precisely what happened to it and all it may mean for humanity. It lends a certain amount of gravitas to our start. Now, rather than the more generic, âAh. Right. That motif. Still a mystery, huh?â shots of the moon function as a quick reminder of the groupâs new stakes. 99% of the time the focus is on Salem and our heroesâ attempts to keep this genocidal dictator from destroying and/or enslaving the entire world, but âThe Lost Fableâ set up that the true, end-game antagonists have always been the gods. Even if Salem is destroyed, they still exist as a continued threat to humanity. If they wish to use the gods to help them in their quest against Salem, they likewise risk their judgment. Having introduced them, thatâs a tricky problem the show is going to have to solve before its end.
For now though we pan down to the Atlas military, numerous ships and lots of chatter over the radio setting up precisely how massive, organized, and deadly this army is. I would like to remind everyone that this is what the group deliberately decided to piss off by not merely stealing an airship, but unnecessarily attacking the head special operative of the Argus base. The fact that the military has grown more âaggressiveâ in Weissâ absence has no bearing on her original knowledge that stealing/attacking this group would be a horrendous idea. She knew it. Qrow knew it. Everyone ignored that in favor of Jauneâs idiotic plan. I bring this up not to rub more salt in a long open wound, but to re-establish how the group is, thus far, unable to think ahead and accurately weigh the consequences of their actions. More on that later.
Their ship, Manta 5-1, is welcomed home and instructed to land so that a security team can debrief them. Whoops. Jaune, again in his infinite wisdom, reminds everyone that they achieved their goal of getting to Atlas. So now they just need to find some answers, yeah? Not quite. Weiss immediately points out that landing with a stolen ship means that security wonât let them anywhere near Ironwood⊠which, again, is something that holds true regardless of whether the military got more aggressive and their leader more dictator-y. This is not new information. Oddly enough, a group of teenagers with only one licensed huntsmen among them (considering that Maria is presumably still keeping a low profile) flying a stolen airship doesnât exactly breed the sort of confidence that lets anyone---paranoid or not---approach a leader. These were all issues from the start that the group didnât bother to consider in their haste to finish this mission.
âThey might even take me back to my father,â Weiss says. Another concern that theyâre only realizing now, yet one that the fandom latched onto immediately. Though mostly in the wrong way. Itâs because Jacques is a threat that they should have found a more covert way into Atlas, or waited to hear from Ironwood, or just send Weiss herself with Cordovinâs blessing⊠Yes, much of the fandom got quite defensive at that suggestion, claiming that sending Weiss âaloneâ (she never would have been alone. Bird uncle. Fits into a suitcase grandma) was tantamount to handing her to Jacques wrapped up in a bow. Except, as is made perfectly clear here, itâs their illegal activity that endangers them. Which is more likely to get you sent off to daddy? Acting like a child by stealing military property and then getting caught? Or entering Atlas as a huntress with a special operativeâs blessing, carrying instructions that you are to meet with Ironwood as soon as possible? To say the team dropped the ball on this one is an understatement.
Those, however, are all past options now far out of reach. Weiss decides then that sheâll simply call Winter and I absolutely adore Karaâs voice acting here. She managed to imbue so much into a single name, conveying Weissâ realization, hope, and love for her sister in just two quick syllables. I feel like I got more insight into Weiss through that moment alone then the entirety of Volume Six. Only problem? Blake notices another feed where a recording of Winter emphasizes that anyone found breaking Atlas law will face punishment---something our group will be quite familiar with by the end of the episode---and Qrow decides that they probably shouldnât go charging into Winter and Ironwoodâs hands until they know more about the situation.
Which is the smartest decision weâve seen in a while, considering that Ironwoodâs own feed leaves little to the imagination. He continues to sport that beard, giving him more of a disheveled appearance compared to Volumes 1-3. His voice is as authoritative as ever and he literally towers high above all the people heâs supposedly protecting, keeping his distance from both the city and the airships that âgovernâ it. A few moments earlier we got to see the startling contrast between the military life and the civiliansâ. Warm reds and browns give (in this case a literal) down-to-Earth feel and the neon signs are easy markers of a low-class neighborhood. You know the stereotyped kind: cheap food and cheaper entertainment. Compared to the whites and blues of the Atlas clouds, paralleling their elite (and thereby expensive) technology, the city below feels like a slum in comparison, reinforced by the dirty, drunk, and at times violent background characters that populate it.Â
As Maria says later, âA home in the clouds is as bright as it gets,â to which Nora responds, âUnless youâre the one having to look up at it,â something sheâd be very familiar with as a child stealing bread in the otherwise plentiful looking Kuroyuri. There are contrasts in coloring, dialogue, as well as framing here. Compare Ironwoodâs sky-high observation to Pietroâs existence as a black man, in a wheelchair, doing volunteer work in whatâs established as a dump. Heâs as âlowâ as he can possibly be and acknowledges that he prefers to actually be among the people, not standing literally or figuratively above them. Just in case the audience misses these cues, we get some rather ominous music on top of all that and fearful looks between Ruby and Yang.
Ironwoodâs recording says that some people may view these as âuncertain times,â likewise contrasting Glyndaâs recording in the very first episode, announcing that they live in an âextraordinary time of peace.â Whether thereâs uncertainty or not, Ironwood promises that Atlas will remain âsafe and strong,â even if the other Kingdoms have begun to falter. The speech has a very âUs vs. Themâ quality about it.
âHe looks tired,â Ruby comments and I just need to chuck another fandom into the mix real quick because:
Under these circumstances, âtiredâ doesnât just require the John Mulaney advice of, âGet some rest, tall child!â Itâs a clear dig at the leaderâs capabilities and even their mental faculties. âJames⊠what have you been doing?â Qrow asks, thereby re-framing âtiredâ as the nice euphemism for âgone off the deep end.â It remains to be seen though precisely how much of Ironwoodâs paranoia is literal paranoia in the sense that itâs illogical and undeserved, and how much of these changes are highly undesirable, but potentially justifiable decisions. After all, we as the audience know precisely how dangerous Salem and her crew are. We know why Beacon fell. Weâre privy to the stakes in a way that the average, angry Atlas citizen is not. All Ironwood can do in the face of such odds is try to prepare for every eventuality⊠it just looks like heâs reached a point where those preparations have started infringing on basic human rights. Itâs a very sad setup. A classic case of the wrong things done for the right reasons.
Thereâs a check-in from the radio tower, whoeverâs in charge wondering why Manta 1-5 hasnât gone towards their landing pad yet. Maria comments that the lady should take a hint and starts finding a different place to land. Which in hindsight is kind of funny because they obviously did take a hint⊠and then sent out a special team to deal with the implications of that hint.
As the group starts exploring we get a lovely shot demonstrating how much they stand out in this new environment.
Though thereâs some color in the neon signs, the otherwise overwhelming brown/beige/black/red makes elements like Noraâs pink skirt and Weissâ white hair stick out like sore thumbs. As weâll see in a minute, there are obviously in-world difficulties with them passing as average citizens, but itâs also a signal to the audience that, for now at least, theyâre really out of their depth. This is the âgreatest kingdomâ referenced in our title.Â
Maria is leading them to a friend of hers when a bot takes an interest in these obvious outsiders. It approaches Yang at the back of the group, takes an unexpected picture, and she responds by kicking it into the street where it sparks with damage before getting hit by a truck.
(Flashback to Ruby and Penny, anyone?)
Now, Iâm honestly on the fence about this moment. You could make the case that theyâre all traumatized fighters and responding to that flash was a logical, instinctual response. You can even argue that, just hours after taking her first faunus life, Yang is more than a little on edgeâeven though the premier doesnât reference this incredibly significant event at all, outside of Blakeâs quick realization that her blade is still broken. Both are valid and easily supported readings. However, Iâm still hyper aware that this is Yang. The character who, for two volumes now, has been characterized very strongly by her, âattack first, ask questions laterâ attitude. Out of all the characters we could have seen instinctively attacking something that hadnât actually done her any harm, choosing Yang holds the most weight. The story also lightly acknowledges that this was an extreme response, what with the group staring at her and Yangâs sheepish expression.
Whether itâs specifically in the context of trauma over the fight with Adam, or more broadly acknowledging Yangâs tendency to both assume and act on the worst in people, I hope this volume helps her manage these instincts. One talk with Tai about not punching through problems isnât going to cut it. Especially when her forceful attitude has caused much of the internal conflict recently.Â
Itâs after this that the group is accosted by a drunk man, functioning largely as exposition to explain whatâs been going on in Atlas and why the people are so scared and angry about it. Pissed enough to get literally pissed, of the inebriated variety. Here then, we return to the âthis group of teenagers is really bad at thinking aheadâ issue that I mentioned earlier. Ruby is all ready to start a fight---referencing her newfound willingness to escalate situations that donât necessitate escalation---and itâs Blake who holds her back, reminding Ruby that they canât afford to cause a scene. Which is fantastic. Except they end up causing a scene anyway when the drunk calls Blake a âstupid faunusâ and Weiss uses a glyph to chuck him into the trash.
Is seeing a racist asshole get his just desserts extremely satisfying? Absolutely and from a representation perspective Iâm thrilled to see Rooster Teeth taking a hard stance in their story. From an in-world perspective though, that was an incredibly bad decision. Weâve been establishing since minute one of this premier that the group needs to be cautious. Blake herself, the victim here, just told Ruby not to endanger the whole group by defending her honor⊠and then Weiss swoops in to do it anyway. There are two priorities here, to your friends and to your mission, and the issue is that Team RWBY has a tendency to consistently prioritize the former, something that wouldnât be an issue if this was still a low-key story about a group of students and not would-be, formal huntresses trying to save the world. The choice to attack rather than walking away---paralleling last volumeâs final battle---speaks to their inability to think ahead and weigh their priorities. âIt was worth it,â Weiss says, but is it? Now that youâve caused the scene that you couldnât afford? Now that this guy recognized your glyphs and youâve blown your cover? I realize Iâll probably get heat for this, but thereâs a difference between calling out micro-aggressions in everyday life and calling them out when youâre fugitives trying to keep an invaluable relic safe. It would have said more about the groupâs maturity if Blake had succeeded in avoiding a scene and they expressed anger/sympathy among themselves that she had to put up with that shit. Throwing guys into dumpsters is satisfying as hell, but itâs not the action of a level-headed adult conducting a job.
Provided that the story actually acknowledges how young they are and that itâs expected they make such mistakes, weâre golden. As it is though, these issues are usually brushed aside. Later Maria says that Pietro âlikes to keep a low profile. Something Iâm coming to realize you know nothing about,â but itâs said in a joking, fond manner. This isnât treated as an actual flaw and is therefore not set up as something for the team to work on. And that, right there, is the heart of the conflict between RWBYJNR and Ozpin. Heâs a fine scalpel. Theyâre a sledgehammer. RWBY continually introduces threats that require a delicate touch---whether itâs the possibility of spies in your midst that force you to carefully monitor who has what information, or needing to move through a city without drawing attention to yourself---these battles require a certain level of strategy and without fail our heroes are characterized as people who can only solve their problems through direct, immediate violence. You donât walk away from a fight. Ever. Be it Cordovin or a racist drunk. The more I see of their behavior, no matter the good intentions behind it, the more it makes sense to me that Ozpin lied and kept his secrets. Our heroes simply donât have the patient, level-headed, forward-thinking personalities required to fight this kind of delicate war. Their talent lies in the hack-âem slash-âem situations.Â
Anyway, Iâm getting off topic. The group runs from the guards that show up after the drunk guy incident and they manage to make it to Pietroâs place. After some fun dialogue about whether he remembers Maria and the state of his shop, we get a potential explanation for Mariaâs strange behavior on the train. Everyone remember this?
Obviously the camera focusing on Maria helps us, the audience, realize that sheâs a character who will eventually become important to the story, but itâs also a bit coincidental that sheâs hanging out near Team RWBYâs room. Especially when she inexplicably ends up on the back half of the train when everyone else was evacuated. It was clear at the time that sheâd deliberately stayed back, but to what purpose no one was sure. Here, Maria gives a general answer about how she thought this group might have needed her guidance while fighting all those manticores⊠which is still an odd explanation to my mind. Because up until her confession leaving the farmhouse, Maria wants to keep that low-profile. Sheâs done with being the Grimm Reaper, so why get involved now? Especially when, with hired huntsmen to protect the train and a large group of teens with their own weapons, she probably would have assumed they were all in good hands? Even if it was just a fighterâs natural instinct to help, what would that guidance have looked like? Pretending to be a normal, formal huntress lending a hand where she can? Admitting sheâs the Grimm Reaper? Is she still able to fight? Thereâs still the highly coincidental nature that Maria, the greatest huntress of a generation, just happened to be traveling the same route as and randomly became interested in the group involved with Salem, gods, and the relics.
To be clear, Iâm not really arguing that thereâs some big conspiracy surrounding Maria. Coincidences are common in all fiction because if things happened based on real-life probability, it would all be pretty boring. Rather, Iâm simply pointing out that between losing her eyes as a young adult and coincidentally getting involved with Team RWBY now, we pretty much have no idea what Maria has been up to for most of her life. If the story wanted to establish some sort of betrayal/trickery/what-have-you, thereâs room for it.
That would make me super sad though. I quite like Maria.
We learn more about Ironwoodâs increasing paranoia, a hint that not everyone on the council is happy with his changes---that mysterious woman we keep seeing on the posters, perhaps?---and the acknowledgement that whoever helped bring down Atlasâ tech at Beacon has to be âEither a genius, or one of our own.â Probably both. Enter Watts, seen typing at a computer in our opening.
With all this info bearing down on them, a few characters like Jaune and Oscar start asking whether they can just leave and yes, please tackle that, because itâs a very important question. Right now the show has stalled the, âWill the group continue the fight against Salem and whatâs their reasoning for doing so when they all think itâs pointless?â question by throwing up another roadblock with the relic. They got it to Atlas, but theyâre not sure they can hand it off to Ironwood yet, which just leaves them twiddling their thumbs. That portion of the quest isnât technically complete yet, putting off an answer as to whether and why theyâll go onto the next portion. We need to tackle the groupâs new motivations though. Soon. I sincerely hope that when Ironwood announces he has a way of defeating Salem, we finally get the group challenging their own assertions that such attempts are fundamentally useless. We had a whole volume of, âOh no. Oh god. Salem is immortal and all our work is for naught.â We need at least a little attention paid to the development of a new perspective to counteract that.
Before things can get too bleak though, Pietro recognizes Weiss as a Schnee. Yang, in a lovely moment of support, desperately tries to re-direct the conversation back to the council. Pietro then recognizes her arm, puts it all together to get Team RWBY, and drops the loaded comment, âMy daughter has told me so much about you.â
Many fans saw it coming. Even more hoped for it. Honestly? I think thatâs great. Too many shows nowadays rely on âtwistsâ that donât actually make sense, or even undermine the original setup. Those are frustrating beyond belief and feel like the authors are selling out good story for cheap, undesired shock value. The fandom saw Pennyâs resurrection coming a mile away? Great! That just means Rooster Teeth did a good job of setting up that possibility and then following through on it.
Iâll talk more about Pennyâs introduction in a moment, but first I just want to throw out that I legitimately enjoyed the fight scene. Good action and creative teamwork at times. I particularly liked Weiss and Ren working together to take down four grimm in as many seconds. Oscar likewise takes a grimm out with a very impressive strike⊠more impressive than I was expecting from him, honestly. Right now I suppose Iâm just inclined to shrug that off with, âHe and Ozpin are slowly merging, so he picks up stuff way faster than everyone else,â most notably Jaune. Also, Iâll be blunt. I wouldnât touch canon-based rosegarden with a ten-foot pole. You know, because of all the issues like a massive age difference, two minor characters involved, questions of consent, the fact that Ruby was Ozpinâs student---pesky ethical concerns like that. AUs though? I think the ship is adorable. Provided that Oscar is fully his own person and thereâs consent on both sides appropriate for whatever ages they currently are in your fic or fanart? Very nice. So, itâs for those fans that I point out an entirely coincidental parallel: Ruby saves Oscar from a grimm with a bullet in nearly the exact same manner that Blake saves Yang from a grimm with a bullet. Make of that what you will.
Back to Penny though. Overall, am I thrilled that sheâs back? Absolutely. I actually spoke about this recently while answering an ask, expressing how much Iâd enjoy this very scenario: having her consciousness saved and thus allowing for her resurrection. Do I think her new look is adorable? Yes, yes I do. âAnd yet,â you say, âIt sounds like thereâs a âbutâ somewhere in there, Clyde.â Yeah. Sadly there is. Because although Iâm happy to have Penny, I wasnât particularly taken with how they re-introduced her.
Simply put, there was far too much humor for what should have been a touching, emotional scene. With the exception of one moment where Ruby tries to voice the word âkilled,â everyone treats Pennyâs resurrection as a surprising, but not terribly notable event. Yang, Weiss, and Blake express a sort of long-suffering fondness as they comment on how wholesome this is. Pietro laughs at any shock over her âdeathâ and shrugs about how yeah, it technically was. Whatever. Qrow takes the time to nonchalantly say that things are going better than he expected. Ruby is holding it all together with barely a blink. Penny herself is nothing but exuberance and funny dialogue. Maria cracks a joke about how she has no idea who this child is. Jaune goes, âWell, that was unexpectedâ as if Penny had showed up in Atlas when they all thought she was in Vacuo. That sort of surprise. The whole thing is treated flippantly with, âNever a dull moment.â Summarized, all this really isnât the appropriate reaction to realizing a friend is no longer dead.
Yes, Ruby was the closest to Penny by far---we canât expect everyone to get misty-eyed---but does everyone remember what her death was like? It was the turning point of the entire series, not just for the audience, but the characters as well. Penny was the first casualty of the Fall of Beacon and her death was appropriately gut wrenching. It was then shown across every TV turned to the Vytal Festival, the moment where the whole world watched their golden girl, Pyrrha, unintentionally murder a newcomer who turned out to be a robot. Moments later grimm start attacking and the safest place on Remnant is destroyed. Pennyâs death heralded all that. The one time we see Ruby tackling the trauma of it all is when she speaks with Oscar and, notably, crumbles a bit when she instinctively uses Pennyâs catch phrase.
What I had hoped for was the group grappling with the sudden, completely unexpected shock of getting one of two losses back; working through the knowledge that their lives have been defined by two friendsâ death and now one of those has been retroactively erased. Perhaps weâll see that in future episodes, but right now it feels like a disservice to the impact Pennyâs death had on the characters and the story to treat this as such a comic, light-hearted moment. Let Penny tackle-hug Ruby and then let Ruby give her a much more sincere embrace. Let her cry. Have Yang put a hand on Rubyâs shoulder, giving her a look that expresses how she understands what this means to her. Have Jaune looking away, devastated that Ruby miraculously got her friend back, but such an event is impossible for Pyrrha. Let him or Oscar or Ren or anyone seriously acknowledge that, holy shit, this is a joyous occasion we never expected to experience. Weâve spent months dealing with trauma and pessimism, now hereâs Penny, reminding us that thereâs still so much good in the world. Have someone acknowledge that sometimes the impossible happens (cough-defeatingSalem-cough). You can allow the moment to function as the momentous occasion it is and then lighten the mood by having Maria announce that she has no idea whatâs going on.
This isnât the first time Rooster Teeth has implemented comedy when they were better off sticking with drama. See: the choice to animate punching Ozpin last volume in an absurd, cartoon style. So yeah. Happy to have Penny back, but that first moment felt underwhelming, to say the least.
We then have an admittedly very cool shotâ
â (semblance? Just awesome drama?) right before the group is taken out in seconds by Atlasâ elite. Theyâre⊠I donât know how to spell their name yet. Is it something like Ace-Ops for elite special operations? Or Aesop like Aesopâs fables? Potentially both? Idk. The fandom will figure that out in the next day or so, if they havenât already. Whatâs important though is that this group charges our team with stealing an airship, illegally entering the city with it, and starting an unauthorized fight in the streets. If I could just take one second toâŠ
Ahem. Iâm good. Seriously though, if Iâm at all optimistic for Volume Seven itâs because the story is finally acknowledging that the group made some pretty massive mistakes last volume. Not that it looks like there will be much punishment attached to that. Between them meeting with Ironwood in the trailer and the Blah-Blah-Opsâ clear status as heroes this volume (theyâre in the opening a bunch and seem to be working with RWBYJNR), Iâm not yet convinced that this arrest will lead to anything other than getting precisely what they want: seeing Ironwood. To be clear, itâs not like I want the group languishing in jail for twelve episodes. That would be one hell of a boring volume. But rather, Iâm interested in whether the story will continue to imply that Atlas is in the right for arresting them, or whether Episode Two will quickly turn that on its head and forcefully announce, as they did in Volume Six, that these actions are an egregious insult because weâre the protagonists. How dare you not let us do whatever we want?
Because the group was in the wrong here. It can be easy to miss considering that the rules theyâre refusing to obey are tied up in a dictator-like society---arenât we the heroes for ignoring and circumventing evil Ironwoodâs laws?---but what they actually choose to do has far more of an impact on innocent civilians than it does on The Man. Like endangering all of Argus with your needless battle. Or, to a much smaller extent here, jumping into a fight when youâre not authorized to do that. Now, I actually donât blame RWBYJNR for that one. They are huntsmen and itâs their job to protect the people. Going out to defeat grimm is 100% their thing. Rather, Iâm talking about stuff like their commentary on Atlasâ defenses. When the fight starts we get, âI guess the cityâs defenses arenât doing muchâ and âSomehow that doesnât surprise me.â Itâs more of that, âUs huntsmen are the only true defenders of the world. Your attempts with robots would be funny if it werenât so dangerousâ attitude. Itâs a certain level of arrogance. As we see just a minute later though, Ironwoodâs setup works. Because the civilians all know to get indoors. Because he has Penny. The robots hold off the grimm until she arrives, defeating the rest with a speed and an ease that frankly doesnât compare to what we saw the group accomplishing. She does from above what it took nine of them to manage, often (as we saw with Oscar and Yang) with great danger to them in the process. When theyâre bound and accused of unauthorized fighting, itâs clear that they were, in fact, shouldering their way into a situation where they werenât needed---and potentially causing trouble in the process. Rules exist for a reason. Are they always perfect? Far from it, but in the characterization folding over from Volume Six, the group has forgotten that most of the time rules are there for othersâ safety. They have been thought out. This particular situation is easily defendable (of course theyâre going to go fight grimm) and there were no consequences to the group jumping in when they werenât allowed (like property damage or injured civilians), but this moment does function as a good representation of the overall problem. Just because there werenât consequences for saying, âScrew your lawsâ this time doesnât mean there wonât be in the future. Or that there hasnât been in the past.
It likewise stands out to me that Qrow consistently tires to use his âIâm a licensed huntsmenâ as a justification. He flashes it at the two goons on the train to get them to back off. He tires to use it to get past Cordovin. He now tells his captors that he has every right to fight and protect the people because of this card he carries. Qrow is well aware of how important the status of a huntsmen is in this world⊠yet heâs running around with eight fighters who donât have that legal backing. I donât think the show would ever go for my suggestion of another school arc so they could finish their training, but at the very least we should provide some sort of loop-hole for these characters. Have Ironwood provide special licenses based on their heroics at the Fall of Beacon and their work since. Because right now we have a world thatâs continually emphasizing being a huntsmen as a job, something you earn the right to call yourself, yet 95% of our group doesnât have that right in the eyes of their society. We know theyâve done great, secret work to protect the people. But the people only know that these are a bunch of teens with one year of formal training. So you really canât blame any officials for going, âSorry. Weâre not in the habit of letting random people with weapons cross our borders. Or fight in our streets.â Itâs like if a bunch of 14-18yos arrived at a crime scene with guns and demanded that they be let in on a case. No, we never graduated from an academy, but you should adhere to our demands anyway. The good intentions are there, but you need to iron out the formalities first.Â
Really, RWBY should just fix the whole license thing with a throw-away plot point if theyâre not going to tackle it seriously, just so this isnât an ethical issue anymore. Iâd rather smooth it over soon since the story doesnât seem interested in tackling whether a group with one year of formal training should be allowed that status. So just give it to them and letâs move on. They might still run into issues with Atlas, but at least the rest of the world wonât be expected to trust them purely on faith. Not everyone belongs to a small town terrorized by a geist, with four random teens as your only option for safety.
Which finally, as the doors close on our group with heavy heads, brings us to the opening. Some things to pay attention to:
1. We get a glimpse of that mysterious woman shown in numerous posters across the city.Â
(Iâm likewise interested in the very long shot we got on this âshow your teethâ graffiti.)Â
2. Watts and Tyrian are presented as primary antagonists. Interesting that Neo and Cinder arenât there (not that I caught anyway), especially since we know they were heading to Atlas last volume as well. It makes me think that theyâll be the true threat at the end of the volume. Keeping things quiet, even in the intro, so we have no chance of guessing their plan.
3. The main conflict seems to be between Weiss and Winter, as opposed to Weiss and Jacques as many originally assumed. Those expressions donât bode well.
4. We still see an image of Ironwood briefly flickering to Jacques though as an angry citizen throws a rock at it. Implying Jacques is secretly pulling the strings? James has simply become too much like him? Weâll have to see.
5. We get a shot of Oscar and Ironwood⊠training? Fighting? Iâm inclined to say fighting based on his and Ozpinâs past difficulties, but thatâs also up in the air.
6. The image of our staffâŠ
âŠand 7. an absolutely massive cast this volume. As Iâve mentioned in the past, Iâm concerned with RWBYâs insistence on continually introducing so many new characters, particularly characters who are important enough to warrant decent development. There simply isnât time for them all.
(Although, is Maria in that shot? Wonder if sheâll leave the group now that sheâs done her duty of helping Ruby out with her eyes.)Â
Which brings us to the end of the premier! Finally, Iâd like to end with a personal note. As is quite obvious, Iâm still watching and recapping RWBY, but I feel like I should be upfront about my overall lack of investment in the series right now. Chock it up to getting burned last volume, fading interest in a long-running show, just growing up and changing⊠I donât claim to know precisely why Iâm no longer jazzed about a new volume like I once was. But, if I perhaps appear overly critical of what I generally thought was a goodâand honestly better than expectedâpremier? Thatâs probably why. The details just donât cut it for me anymore. All caps, screaming excitement over Pennyâs return or Qrowâs new outfit just doesnât resonate much, which leaves me with a more critical perspective on the show overall. So if thatâs something youâre interested in, stick around because, baring unforeseen circumstances, there will be more metas over the next three or so months. More invested in a flailing celebration of RWBY as a whole? Youâre better off hitting up another blog. Â
Basically, you know that shot in Pietroâs?
Note the âDays since our last nonsenseâ sign combined with the defeated expressions. Thatâs what RWBY feels like to me these days. A lot of nonsense and limited enjoyment. Ah well. Maybe Volume Seven will prove me wrong and Iâll be re-invigorated by the end of the season!
Until then, â€ïžïž
Minor Things of Note
Maria refers to the group as âkidsâ in the airship and Penny as a âchild.â Acknowledging last yearâs debate, I stand by the argument that just because many (but not all) of the group have reached the age of maturity in our world doesnât mean theyâre on par with the adults they were so recently rejecting. Thereâs a reason why the very old Maria naturally uses âkidâ and âchildâ and it doesnât come off as weird.
I really like the design of Pietroâs chair. Giving him something that walks on four legs is both different and a nice nod to nature among all the tech. Also, kudos to the Pinocchio reference on his bookshelf in the form of a whale.
Nora remains as adorable as ever. I particularly liked her energy in Pietroâs and her high-key annoyance at Ren getting a jump on the fight. Iâm interested in what weâll be learning about her this volume.Â
Not sure Iâm a fan of Rooster Teeth using these squeaky toy noises whenever the group is comically surprised by something. Comedy is great, we need it in this story, but sound effects like that are remnants (ha) of a tone we havenât really seen since Volume 1. I think the show can still get away with exaggerated facial expressions---Nora in her excitement, Ruby laughing at Jauneâs Pumpkin Peteâs sweatshirt---but this feels a bit out of place now.
âMaybe Atlas isnât as safe as we thoughtâ and yet, astoundingly, no one is inclined to ask Ozpin to weigh in on this. Even now that they know heâs listening. I think Iâll start a tally. See how many episodes it takes to actually acknowledge, let alone act on, the primary conflict of Volume 6.
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warnings: food mentions, complicated parental relationships, teenage emancipation, emotional abuse, mentions of being disowned, mentions of transphobia and homophobia, classism, mentions of past underage drinking, crying, religious content (church, going to confession), remus cameo, mentions of choking/killing someone, something similar to the canon âhave you thought about killing your brother?â monologue, please let me know if iâve missed anything!
pairings: genÂ
words: 57,686
notes: it took my catholic-raised ass three months into writing this story to realize all of the goddamn religious implications i wrote into this story, and that realization was spurred because of the scene that gets introduced in this chapter, so, enjoy!
so, the sky is dark, but patton genuinely has no idea what time it is. god, he really hopes that the dinerâs open. he could probably steal back to the inn and see what theyâve got leftover, or maybe get the cheapest thing on the menu at alâs pancake world, but. heâd really like to see virgil.
logan starts crying midway through the walk, so that means that patton has to steal inside the townâs gas station to check if he needs anything, but of course, he doesnât, itâs his colic, and the reason patton doesnât know what time it is is because heâd fallen asleep in the kitchen , somehow, without loganâs crying to wake him up for however long, so heâs probably held in the crying for a while, andâand itâs still upsetting, he knows that loganâs crying and it feels like heâs a bad dad because he canât fix whateverâs wrong because something has to be wrong because loganâs crying, but he canât fix it, he can only bounce logan and walk him along and hush him the best he can.
loganâs still cryingânot screaming, but still cryingâby the time he walks into the diner, so when he enters the diner he steals into the nearest empty booth in order to keep bouncing logan and rest his aching feet.
âitâs okay, itâs okay, itâs okay,â patton chants to him. âshh shh shh, itâs okay, sweetheart, i wish i could fix whateverâs wrongââ
he keeps talking to logan, trying to keep his voice quiet so that he isnât disrupting the other diners, and eventually logan quiets, staring at him with red, watery eyes, and patton blows out a slow sigh of relief, air streaming toward his bangs.
âokay,â patton whispers. âokay. are you feeling better now, little love? yeah?â
logan sniffles a little, makes a babyish kind of hiccuping noise, and patton adjusts his hold on logan so he can wipe the tears off his face, and then, with one hand, smear at his own face. god, heâs so tired. shouldnât a nap have made him less tired?Â
âhey, what can i getââ
patton and the woman stare at each other for a few seconds. some of those seconds pattonâs spending frantically searching through his brain to see if heâs forgetting that heâs met this woman before, orâ
âiâm so sorry, but, um, are you new here?â patton says uncertainly.
âfunny, i was gonna ask you the same thing,â the woman says, cocking out her hip. she looks familiar, with dark hair and blue eyes and ohh.
âwait, are you virgilâs sister?â patton asks.
âone of âem, yeah,â she says, and gestures. âiâd offer to shake your hand, but, ya know. baby holding takes priority. iâm technically winifred, because our parents hate us all, but i go by fred slash freddie. mostly freddie.â
âokay,â patton says. âfreddie, hi, nice to meet you. um, iâm patton, this is logan.â he pauses, before he explains, âwe moved here about a month ago.â
âohh, thatâd do it,â freddie says, sticking the pencil behind her ear. âi moved awayâoh, i guess about a year ago now for work, so.â
âoh, what do you do?â patton asks, seizing on a socially acceptable way to do small-talk, but itâs as if those words are some kind of secret code that heâs shattered, because virgil bursts out of the kitchen, eyes wild, plonking the baby carrier on pattonâs table as if to prove his point.
â no feet on my tables or counters, no hands on my counters, do not do any backflips, frontflips, sideflips, or fancy acrobatic tricks i donât know the names of, and no you can not show him your weird tricks that prove that mom and dad had your spine removed at birthââ
ââitâs called contortionismââ
âpeople are eating, that shâstuff is gross,â virgil finishes.
âyou arenât the boss of me,â freddie says.
âno, but iâm the boss of here,â virgil says, and freddie blows a raspberry at him.
âsorry about her, patton,â virgil says, and now that theyâre side-by-side, patton can see the whole sibling resemblance thing even clearer.
âoh, donât be, i think sheâs funny,â patton says.
âha! see? iâm funny,â freddie says.
âwhy did you stick around here again?â virgil says.
âmom and dad were going to a museumâs diorama opening,â freddie says, and raises her eyebrows for emphasis. âa diorama opening, virgil. so if itâs between that andââ
âânot getting out of my hair?â
âspending time with my beloved baby broooo-theer,â she coos, and virgil ducks out from any of her attempts at a hug like getting his hand off a hot stove, and patton tries to stifle his laughter against his hand.
âjustâgo back to the counter, winifred jane, â virgil huffs, and freddie curtsies and prances, dramatically, back toward the counter.
âso, sheâs an ...acrobat?â patton guesses as he starts to situate logan in the carrier.
âacrobat, wannabe circus woman, dancer, stuntswoman on occasion, yeah,â virgil says wearily. âthe dreamâs cirque du soleil.â
âthatâs really awesome,â patton says. âi went to one of those shows once, a few years ago, it wasââ a time he remembers fondly with his parents, which sends a stab of regret through his chest, makes him think of the papers that are practically burning a hole through loganâs diaper bagââi mean, wow. thatâd be a really interesting job. she seems like sheâd be really good at it.â
âplease donât say that where she can hear you, her ego will grow three times too big.â
âgrinch reference?â
virgil smiles, just a little, and patton clears his throat, digging around.
âumâiâm happy you came over, actually, i meant to drop this off yesterday but well, you know,â he says, and makes a vague hand gesture with one hand, digging in the bag with the other, before he presents it to virgil, flushing just a little.
heâs not the best knitter, but. itâs the best he can do really. and it doesnât feel like even a fraction of enough, in terms of a gift for virgil, butâvirgilâs face does something at the sight of it.
âitâs a scarf,â patton elaborates, because, well, to be fully honest, itâs kind of difficult to tell. âum, for your birthday. so. happy late birthday. again.â
âoh,â virgil says. âpatton, thatâsâthatâs really cool, you didnât have to get me anything.â
âthis was seriously the least i could do,â patton says firmly.
âwell,â virgil says, and picks it up carefully, ignoring the bit at the end that patton didnât knot very well and is therefore unraveling as they speak, âthanks. hey, itâs purple!â
âwell,â patton says. âyeah. it, um. itâs your favorite color. isnât it?â
virgil then unfolds it.
âoh, youâyou donât have to wear it right now,â patton says.
âno, i love it,â virgil says stubbornly, carefully winding it around his neck. he smiles a little, touching it gently, as if to ensure it wonât unravel anymore. âthanks. no oneâs ever knitted something for me before.â
âoh,â patton says, perking up a little. âwell, um, youâre welcome!â
âitâs nice and warm,â virgil says, and readies his notepad. âdo you wantâ?â
âoh! um, one more thing,â patton says. âi hadâwell, part of the reason i couldnât drop it off is because i had lunch with maria yesterday, as, like, a check-in kind of thing,â and to drop off the papers that will definitely be like in the top three of major life-changing decisions iâve made this year , âand apparently christmas pay is first come, first serve, and since iâm the most recent hire, i, uh. i guess logan and i are coming to your family christmas? if thatâs still okay?â
âof course thatâs still okay,â virgil says firmly. âthatâs great. um, i will let you know that freddie will also be there, so if you want a get out of jail free card now, i can pretend you never told meââ
patton laughs, even as he swats at virgil. âsheâs your sister.â
âyeah, i know,â virgil says. âwhich is why iâm offering you the get out of jail free card.â
âi dunno, it seems like itâll be kinda fun,â patton says. âiâm an only child, so. siblings are kind of a mystery to me.â
âgod, i wish that were me,â virgil mutters under his breath.Â
âitâll be fun!â patton says. âyou called your sister by her full name, am i gonna hear you get middle-named by your parents, at some point?â
( god, virgil hopes not; heâd panicked a couple weeks ago when patton had been talking about names, said that his âoh, my confirmation name was thomasâ and patton had gotten so excited about him and logan and virgil being âmiddle name twins! or, triplets, i guess!! thatâs so cool!!â and virgil had said âHAHA YEAH HOW COOL IS THATâ all while dedicating himself even more to locking down his full name so no one will hear it, because god virgil wishes his name was virgil thomas!)
âuh, maybe,â and then, âwhat do you want for dinner?â
oh, so itâs dinner time, patton thinks. heâd been a little nervous heâd slept straight through the night, almost to the dawn. according to the stuff heâs been reading, that probably wonât happen for another month and a half, and for it to happen regularly until logan hits six months.Â
âhot cocoa/coffee,â he starts, and virgil groans, and logan makes a babyish noise, as if to support patton, and patton decides to resort to using the baby to get him caffeine.
itâs worked before, and pattonâs banking on it working again.
(it does.)
â
it takes patton slightly embarrassingly too long to tune in to the abnormal thing on his schedule, the next morning.
itâs probably because patton got about an hour of sleep in snatches, between trying to calm logan and when he was lying on his back, staring sleeplessly at the cracked ceiling of the poolhouse, turning the emancipation situation over and over and over in his head.
because on one hand, he fills out the emancipation form. which is the logical thing to do, at this pointâsixteen-year-olds can file for emancipation and teen parents have an even better chance of getting approved, especially since he has a job and a place to live. he fills out the emancipation form, he stops feeling the urge to look over his shoulder all the time, no more fear of his parents sending a detective after him to try to find him or anythingâhonestly, heâs surprised they didnât file a missing persons report. he knows they havenât, heâs been checking.
but he files for emancipation. and then what? his parents would hate him. any chance patton might have at forgiveness gets slimmer and slimmer by the day, like a rope fraying, a rope heâs clinging to despite the fact that heâs got a pretty decent foothold in the mountain that heâs climbing, and filing for emancipation would be like taking out an axe and chopping the rope so with one misstep heâd start free-falling. emily and richard sanders are proud people. patton filing for emancipation would be like a slap in the face.
and then what? theyâd be furious with him. they might never, ever forgive him. they might never even talk to him again.
and on the other hand, if he doesnâtâthen that means that that looming threat of being dragged back home still hangs heavy over his head. and then what? heâd be locked up in his room, for the next two years, at least? thrown back into chilton? sent right back to his life before, before heâd gotten a taste of a world being free of being emily and richard sandersâ child first and the continuation of the sanders line second and any anything about himself third, of being expected to go to an ivy league and be a house spouse and join a thousand societies and go to a hundred balls and luncheons and meetings a year and just, what? be a pretty bird, in a gilded cage, and miss any chance of seeing logan through these baby years and his childhood? maybe even be forced to give logan away, or make him be kept at his parentsâ, be loganâs older âbrother.â he doesnât even know what theyâd do to himâand that would be the nice option.
but. but, if he doesnât... his parents might forgive him for running away. oh, not immediately, of course not. but thereâd be a hell of a lot better chance of them forgiving him if he doesnât actively turn away.
yeah. so. pattonâs lost a lot of sleep heâs got a lot on his mind. he missed something atypical on his schedule. heâs tuned into it just in time.
so, he manages to tidy up the last room before his lunch break a bit quicker than usual, and, after being waylaid by changing logan, manages to slide into the kitchen.
âsorry,â patton pants. âam iâam i late?â
âyouâre early, actually,â cindy says, and patton blows out a slow breath of relief, trying not to clutch the stitch in his side.
âgood! good, i was worried iâd be late. umâhow do holiday parties usually go around here?â
âoh, theyâre pretty casual here,â cindy says. âeat some snacks, drink some drinksâwell, youâll be having soda, i guessâplay some music, you know. casual. maybe a game, if someone gets too into it, but itâll be charades or some other party game like that.â
âuh-huh,â patton says, whose experience with christmas parties are mostly his parents formal events with the really good apple tarts and really terrible small talk, âcasual, okay. i can do that.â
âand probably,â they say, with a wry smile, âa round of pass-the-baby, but thatâs pretty normal around here now.â
âwell, as long as everyone washes their hands, iâll be fine with that,â patton says, already moving to remove the baby carrier (and logan in the baby carrier) from his chest.Â
âsince theyâre coming into my kitchen, they better be,â cindy says.
their coworkers start gradually filtering into the kitchen over the course of the next few minutes; patton hands logan over to rafael, as he makes the first claim and is the first to finish washing his hands to cindyâs satisfaction. pattonâs kind of glad, because he can chit-chat pretty easily with rafael; he usually ends up hovering nervously the whole time anyone else is holding logan, so this at least gives him an excuse other than looking like a hysterical, overprotective nervous nelly.
"so,â patton says, âdo you have any plans for the holidays?â
it turns out rafâs wife is jewish, so theyâre celebrating hanukkah already (âitâs not as major a holiday as, like, rosh hashanah or yom kippur, but she loves latkes, so iâm going to eat potatoes for the whole holiday, which is the opposite of a problemâ) so theyâre already in the middle of their holiday celebration.Â
and then hector wants to hold logan, so patton starts talking to hectorâheâs going to see his daughter and his granddaughters, and he hands logan back in time to dig out photos and proudly show them off (which frankly is the exact kind of dad and, oh god, potential grandpa he wants to be) chattering pattonâs ear off about how little ana is so smart, reading already, and sofia might only be a bit older than logan but sheâs already a strong one, nearly broke his finger with how strong she was holding it last time.Â
and then logan starts fussing, so patton takes him and ducks into the nearest unoccupied room to check on him, and when he walks outâ
âoh! excuse me,â patton says, before he realizes who heâs talking to.
ânot a problem at all,â meredith says warmly. âoh, hello, logan!â
âcan you say hello?â patton prompts, even though he knows itâs about eleven months until logan will start using basic words like hello or bye-bye, but he doesnât so much as babble.
patton smiles apologetically, but she laughs.
âheâs a newborn, i donât expect any of that yet,â she says reassuringly. âi heard from virgil that we can expect to see you at the family christmas?â
âoh, yes,â patton says, shifting logan in his arms. âturns out holiday pay is a first come, first serve thing, which i probably should have expected. thank you again, so much, for inviting me, by the way,â he adds hastilyâhe can hear his mother lecturing him about rudeness now, and then even the thought of his mom makes him sadâand she smiles.
âwell, itâs just nice to meet a friend of virgilâs after,â she says, hesitates, and continues, âwell, itâs just nice to meet one of virgilâs friends.â
thatâs a strange way to put it. look, patton knows heâs practically sleepwalking, but thatâs a strange way to put it, right?
âwell, itâs nice of you to have us,â patton says.
âoh, my, what do we have here?â maria asks, as she comes down the hall. âpatton, i hope sheâs not corrupting you.â
âmaria,â meredith says warmly.
âno, no, not at all,â patton says. âum, i was just thanking her for inviting me to the family christmas.â
maria smiles at meredith, putting a hand on pattonâs shoulder. âwell, how nice! i hate to steal patton from you, meredith, itâs just that if my employees donât have a baby in the room i fear theyâll riot. honestly, theyâve been the best-behaved theyâve been in years when thereâs a baby to be held.â
âwhy do you think mark and i kept having them?â meredith says dryly.
âwe should get coffee, sometime, before you leave for the holiday,â maria says.Â
they exchange a look thatâs a bit too loaded for pattonâs exhausted, sad brain to unparse right now.
âso lovely to see you back in town!â maria says, patting pattonâs shoulder, which he takes as his cue to go.
âcoffee, maria, really, i know where to find you,â meredith, and adds, âiâll see you three later!â
âbye, mrs. danes!â patton calls.
âitâs meredithââ
âoh, mer, iâve been trying to break him of his manners for a month,â he can hear maria say as he edges back into the kitchen, âi wish you luck with it.â
he enters the kitchen, and someone is at his side.
âiâve washed my hands,â pauline says stiffly, and patton grins.
âpauline, would you like to hold the baby?â
âif you insist,â she says, as if she does not immediately cuddle logan close to her as soon as patton puts him in her arms, loganâs chubby fists opening and closing as he reaches for the fine silver chain that supports the modest, everpresent cross that hangs from paulineâs neck.
thereâs the soft ting-ting-ting, and patton turns his attention to maria, whoâs holding a glass and spoon aloft.Â
"iâd say iâll keep it short, but all of you know much better than that,â maria says cheerfully, to a chorus of chuckles. ânow! itâs been a wonderful year so far, and i have high hopes that it will continue to be a wonderful year when i leave you all to fend for yourselves after tomorrow. and to ensue in our yearly traditionââ
âour yearly what?â patton says in an undertone to pauline, but paulineâs handing logan back and everyoneâs getting up and standing in a circle, so patton hastens to follow.
ânow,â meredith says, âweâll start with cara, and move down the line.â
with a rush of aww s and chuckles, cara walks into the center of the circle with a bowed head and flushing cheeks.Â
whatâs happening? patton would ask, except everyone so clearly knows whatâs happening already, so he just sinks a little further back into the round to see whatâ
âcara,â pauline says, âyou are a great speaker. you have a natural ability to best explain to guests any plans thoroughly and articulately, all while answering any questions before they can be asked.â
âaw, thanks, pauline,â cara mumbles, face still bright red.
âcara,â rafael says, âyou can solve problems for me in ten minutes that would take me six weeks to figure out.â
oh, patton realizes. itâs a compliment train. Â
âcara,â maria says warmly, âi know that when i leave for the day, or iâm not there, i am leaving the inn in spectacular, capable hands, and i know that any inn you decide to work in once youâre done with your degree will be just about the luckiest inn in the world.â
and round and round they go, until they get to patton, who says, âcara, you really helped me settle in here, and i always know that when i walk by the front desk iâll be greeted with a kind word and a smile. youâve been so gentle with logan, which sets me at ease faster than anything when someone holds logan. youâve given me a lot of comfort and i really hope you have a lovely holiday with even half the tenderness youâve shown him, because you really deserve it.â
âoh,â cara says, a little choked up, âthanks, patton.â
âand letâs give it up for cara, everyone!â maria says, and everyone applauds.Â
hector, rafael, cindy, maria, more and more, every employee of the inn has their time in the center of the circle. patton tries his hardest to impress on each and every one of them how welcome he feels, how grateful he is for them helping them, and he knows itâs not enough, not even close to enough, but the looks on their faces at least make patton feel like heâs at least started to pay them back somehow, and thenâ
âlast of our new hires but certainly not least,â maria says warmly, âpatton.â
pattonâs face feels like itâs on fire, and he tightens his hold on logan as he steps cautiously into the center of the circle.Â
âyou parent us so effectively, and weâre older than you. loganâs going to turn out so well with you there to teach him everythingâyou are such a mixture of a teddy bear and a papa bear and i love it!â
âpatton, you always try to build everyone up and youâre always so supportive of everything anyone doesâyouâre encouraging, and you always make an effort to reach out and compliment someone, which really means a lot to me when iâm having a rough time.â
âpatton, you always try your hardest to do the right thing, and whether itâs as big as raising that beautiful baby of yours or as small as messing up a customerâs bed, you will always, always strive to make it better than it was before.â
âyou are such a nurturing, loving, caring friend, and you are already an amazing father. logan is going to be so lucky to grow up with a dad as kind, understanding, and supportive as you.â
âpatton, you always try to greet everyone with a smile and you are such a ray of sunshine to absolutely everyone you meet, itâs incredible. you are just such a... such a good person, like, disney levels of good, itâs almost like birds should do your hair every morning.â
around and around and around it goes, and when it gets to maria she steps forward, face creased with concern, and thatâs when patton realizes heâs crying.Â
âsorry,â he gasps out, and sniffs, loudly, wiping under his eyes with his sleeve. âsorry, sorry, iâm sorryââ
âoh, honey, you donât need to be sorry,â maria says. âif this is too muchââ
âno,â patton says, and tries for a wobbly smile. âsorry, um, itâsâitâs hormones, i think, iâm okay, iâm justââ he swallows, and forges on. âiâm just really grateful for how kind and welcoming everyone has been, and everyoneâeveryoneâs been so nice to me, and i justââ donât deserve this, i donât deserve this, why are you being so nice to me? iâm me, you shouldnât be so nice to me, â thank you.â
maria gently wraps an arm around his shoulders. âdo you think you can handle one more?â
patton, sniffling, nods, smearing his sleeve under his eyes again.
âyou have been,â she says, âa spectacular new hire. youâve been a great employee, youâve caught up well with your training, you clearly get along well with your coworkersââ
a rush of agreeing noises pour forth, and patton sobs, just a little, and maria squeezes him around the shoulders.
ââyou have been so kind and welcoming. guests take notice, and we have taken notice, and pattonâyou are welcome to stay here for as long as you like, as long as you need. i think that you are a remarkable young man who is working through a variety of unfortunate circumstances, but you face them admirably with a level of strength that i marvel at every day. even with everything that has happened to you, you have not let that affect you, and you remain to be one of the most unique, shining rays of kindness that i have ever met. you are gentle, and sweet, and a good father, and a good boy, who i would be privileged to watch grow into a good man. you are welcome here, and you are loved. more than you know.â
heâs trying to look at maria, but her face is blurring up and he can feel his face crumpling up, and thereâs something lodged in his throat that wonât let him say âthank youâ in anything louder than a rasp.
âyeah, we love you, patton,â rafael says warmly, as maria draws him in for a hug.
âwe love you, patton!â cindy.
âte amo como un hijo!â hector.
patton buries his face in mariaâs shoulder, just for a second, trying to get it together enough to thank them, to try to communicate how much it means to him, how much he loves it here, and how much of that is due to the people.
whatever he says, he knows it wonât be enough.
it wonât ever be enough.
but, patton thinks, as maria squeezes his shoulder and murmurs âtruly, we do,â in his ear, maybe it can be a start.
â
patton doesnât even know what day it is, really, but cara had been put under instructions re: making patton go for walks and eat something other than inn leftovers, so sheâs shooed him out of the front room for dinner. taking logan on a walk and getting some fresh air sounds like a great idea, untilâ
âoh, shoot,â patton says in an undertone, as soon as he feels the familiar plop! of a cold drop on his head, and immediately places a protective hand over loganâs head as he rushes for safety under the nearest buildingâs eaves.
and not a moment too soonâit seems like as soon as he gets safely under the roof, that weird precipitation thatâs somewhere between rain and snow pours upon the sidewalk, and patton directs a stream of air toward his bangs.
right. heâs stuck here, then, at the...
oh.
heâs at the church.
heâs seen the church, of course; itâs within eyesight of the diner, near the center of town, so of course heâs seen it. he knows that the priest and the rabbi share the space, since the town is so tiny it canât really justify two separate places of worship, so all of them shared the historical building. itâs pretty, and big, but nothing like the stone behemoth that his parents usually attendedâthis is white, with a big black door and a steeple, just big enough that it would hold a congregation.Â
he hasnât been to this one. he hasnât been to a church in a while, actually. well, heâd gone before heâd told his parents about pregnancy, trying to win them over before he had to dump life-changing news on them, too, but prior to that had been them inviting over reverend boatwright to talk to patton about the gift of his âvirtueâ and that had gone over with about the grace and subtlety of a lead balloon. he hadnât been to church in a long time, really. ever since, wellâever since he realized he was a he. Â
his feelings toward church have skewed toward complicated since then.
patton chews at his lip. on one hand, itâs the middle of the day, but on the other, itâs in the middle of the christmas season, which meant that there might be a service, which he really doesnât want to interrupt. he can peek in and see if itâs busy, he figures. thatâd be a good compromise.
still keeping his hand over loganâs head, in case of any stray raindrops, he slowly ascends the stairs and reaches the big black door, which has two signs on it. patton squints, adjusting his glasses to read themâone details the jewish services, the other christian. both say all are welcome.
apparently, there isnât much going on right now, but theyâve got something happening soon.
patton takes his chances. he takes a deep breath. he eases open the door as quietly as he can.Â
no oneâs in the opening section of the church. it feels strangely anticlimactic.
patton cautiously removes logan from his chest, adjusting so that heâll cradle logan in his arms instead, and settles carefully on one of the benches thatâs relatively out of the way.
âall right, love, weâve got some time to kill,â patton says. âhowâs your day been?â
logan babbles at him, and babbles even more, culminating in waving his arms around and a smile, and patton makes a shocked face.
âgoodness, you did all that?! where was i, for all this?â
logan pulls a face at him, scrunching up his nose, as if to say silly daddy, and patton laughs.
âyeah, youâre right, iâm sure,â patton says, and surveys his surroundings. itâs decorated, but not in the way heâd expect; cloths of gold and silver descend from the ceiling, like streamers, almost, a christmas tree in a corner, menorahs gleaming proudly in the windowsills, a manger tucked away in an alcove, poinsettias overflowing from anything that might have been an empty space. itâs warm in here, reallyâwarmer than patton would expect.
logan babbles moreâ pay attention to me! â and patton obligingly turns his attention back to him, tickling loganâs belly, feeling his heart swell up as logan smiles again.Â
god, patton had had no idea he could love someone so much.
patton leans to kiss logan on the forehead, before he asks, âtummy time, dâyou think?â
logan doesnât really respond. which is fair, heâs a baby.
âtummy time it is,â patton says, and carefully adjusts so that heâs lying on the bench, legs awkwardly splayed and spilling over the edges so that he can stay balanced, and carefully eases logan onto his chest, on his stomach. he is kind of worried that logan isnât getting enough time on his stomach, since patton carries him around so much and then when pattonâs sleeping heâs in the crib, so heâs trying to do it more and more. the trouble is, itâs difficult to do that when his job has him on his feet so much.
logan thumps his fist on pattonâs chest, and patton tries not to wince, before logan settles in place.
âthere we go,â patton says. honestly, heâs not very comfortable at all, but, well. as long as logan is, thatâs what matters. âhow about that, huh?â
logan settles, and so does patton.
itâs been a fairly calm day. even though the holidays mean that thereâs a lot of people flocking to sideshire to see relatives, everyoneâs so frequently out of their rooms that itâs been easy for him to steal into rooms and tidy them up. a lot of employees are taking leave for their holiday plans, maria included, but it seems to even out.
really, pattonâs kind of at a lossâhe isnât sure if this is a holiday thing, or if it means heâs getting used to the way things go here. on one hand, heâs happy about that. he likes it here, he wants to stay here, and itâs a good sign that heâs settling. on the other...
well, heâs settling here. not back with his mom and dad. thoughts of going back to school at chilton are starting to seem strange, foreign; why would he need to learn geometry proofs? that isnât going to help him take care of his baby. Â
patton lets out a sigh, watching logan rise and fall on his chest, and fixes his eyes on the ceiling.
heâs spent his nights since he got the papers biting his nails down to the quick and worrying about this. he wonât worry about it now.
he wonât.
honestly, if he wasnât so uncomfortable on this bench, heâd be close to falling asleep. the sound of the rain pattering on the roof and pavement, the warmth of the room, the gentle twinkling lights strung about the roomâthereâs something inherently calming about it.
of course, thatâs when logan starts crying.
âoh, honey,â he says, dismayed, sitting up carefully, âoh, oh, whatâs wrong, sweetheart?â
he doesnât need a diaper change, and, after a quick sojourn to the bathroom (god, patton loves the prolific presence of unisex, family restrooms in sideshire, no gender strangeness about going into the one that usually has a changing table and no lack of a changing table when he goes into the one for the gender he is) logan isnât hungry, which means itâs probably colic, which means that patton has to, mostly, wait it out.
patton mumble-sings âblue christmasâ as he walks laps around the churchâs reception area, bouncing logan as he goes, and then ârudolph the red-nosed reindeer,â then âjoy to the world,â then âtwelve days of christmas.â none of them really help, and patton keeps darting nervous glances toward the church, hoping that the crying baby isnât disturbing whatever might be going on in there, andâ
âoh, i donât think i know you,â and patton turns, flustered, patting logan on the back.
âiâno, iâm new in town,â patton says. âiâm so sorry, usually iâd take him outside, but with the rainââ
âno, no,â the reverend saysâand he has to be a priest or a reverend, heâs wearing the clerical collarâand gestures. âjust david and i here, decorating the main space. is it colic?â
patton huffs a breath toward his bangs, trying to get his curls out of his eyes. âyeah, howâd you know?â
he smiles. âlucky guess. how old is he?â
âabout seven weeks.â
âiâve seen babies for baptisms for years. may iâ?â
âoh!â patton says, even more flustered. âum, of course, sure, justââ
pattno carefully hands over logan, and, with a practiced, professional flip that still makes patton jolt forward, heart in his throat, hands up as if to catch logan if he dropped him, the priest positions logan so that heâs on his stomach, his head still pillowed by the priestâs elbow, body balanced along his arm, and, with several firm pats to loganâs back, logan hiccups and falls silent.
âi,â patton says, âhow did youâhow did you just do that?â
âcolic carry,â the priest says, lifting logan slightly, as if in demonstration. âuncommon trick, and really it doesnât usually work this quickly, but. still useful.â
âoh,â patton says, breathless. âiâthanks.â
âyouâre welcome,â he says. âyour name...?â
âoh!â patton says, shaking himself. âright, iâm sorryâiâm patton, i moved here about a month ago.â
âarchie skinner,â he says.Â
ânice to meet you,â patton says. âwould you mind, um. showing me how to hold him like that?â
the priest smiles, and shows patton how to position his arm, before he gently transfers logan back to him, and patton adjusts to this new, unfamiliar, frankly miraculous way to hold him.
âforgive me for asking, but are you religious?â archie asks. âi donât think iâve seen you, but of course you might be more familiar with davidââ
âi,â patton begins, and huffs a breath. âto be fully honest, thatâs a good question.â
âoh?â
âi used to go to church a lot more when i was younger,â patton explains. âbut then i, um, well. at my parentsâ church, they didnât seem very pleased that i was... well, like i am.â
archie frowns. âiâm sorry you had that experience.â
âyeah, well,â patton says, and shrugs, mindful of how heâs carrying logan. âit is what it is, i guess.â
âwell, iâd invite you to sit in, if you like,â archie says, âexcept for the next few hours, weâll be doing reconciliation.â
patton frowns. âi thought that was an easter thing?â
âtraditionally, yes,â archie says. âhowever, some parishioners prefer a more frequent opportunity, so we do it once every three months or so.â
patton absorbs this, and archie gestures.
âwell. if you andâ?â
âlogan.â
ââlogan would like to come in, we certainly wonât make you sit out here to wait out the rain.â
âthank you,â patton says, and he follows him into the (church? temple?) worship space.Â
there is a man with a yarmulke in a cornerâdavid barans, the rabbi, patton guessesâwhoâs making sure that a gold cloth stays affixed, as archie disappears into the confessional.
eventually, david leaves too, and patton slowly relaxes back into the pew as people slowly filter in.
he falls back into the sort of lull heâd been in beforeâthe rain, the soft piano music in the background, the low, flickering light of the candles, logan falling asleep and staying asleep when patton cautiously eases back onto the pew and sets logan on his chest for pseudo-tummy-time, cradling loganâs headâand startles a little when someone sits beside him.
âi didnât know you were catholic,â pauline comments, and patton rubs at his eyes.
âmostly on a technicality,â patton says. âwent to church growing up, that kind of thing.â
pauline nods. âwell. reverend skinner has good sermons each week, if youâd like to join.â
âiâll think about it,â patton says, and shrugs. âweekend hours, you know.â
âyes,â pauline says. âi do.â
a long pause.
paulineâs an older lady, with hair thatâs a strange shade between blonde and gray, and an ever-present cross around her neck. she almost always wears twinsets, sweaters and slacks, skirtsuits that remind him of his mom, tights that never have runs in them, sensible, neutral-colored heels. her hairâs cropped close to her head. itâs curling a little, just at the edges, probably from the stray drops of rain that had gotten to her, despite the umbrella folded up in her left hand.Â
âare you going to penance?â
âohâi, um, i just got caught up in the rain and i ran for cover, âcause, you know,â patton says, lifting logan ever so slightly.
âhm,â pauline says. âwell, you might think about it. iâve found that penance always gives me a great clarity of mind. it may be difficult, but when i walk out of the church, i feel... lighter. it might give you some form of closure. perhaps it would help.â
patton sits, silent, not quite able to meet her eyes. yeah, patton, starting to cry because people were too nice to you at the christmas party was a great move.
âi know youâve had quite a year,â she says. âacknowledging that may help you move forward, in anticipation of the new year. but either way,â pauline says, and offers her hand. âthough itâs not mass... may peace be with you.â
patton smiles, and shakes her hand. âpeace be with you.â
âi hope that for you,â pauline says. âgenuinely. i wish for you to move forward and achieve some kind of peace.â
patton folds his lip under his teeth and swallows. âthank you,â he croaks. âthatâsâthatâs very nice, pauline. i appreciate it.â
pauline nods, and she stands, smoothing her hands down her skirt, before she moves to where the line has dwindled to one person for reconciliation.
penance always gives me a great clarity of mind. it might give you some form of closure. i wish for you to move forward and achieve some kind of peace.
patton blows out a slow breath. âall right,â he says under his breath. âwhat could it hurt?â
and so, after pauline enters the reconciliation confessional, patton stands and slowly moves toward the line.Â
when she exits to see him there, she looks startled, only for a moment, before she offers him a rare smile.
âiâll be praying for you,â she says.
âthank you,â patton says softly, and he slowly enters the confessional, settling in the seat, shifting logan just slightly.
patton takes one deep breath, two, before he admits, âitâs been a while since iâve done this, i canât rememberââ
âforgive me father, for i have sinned,â archie prompts gently.
âright, right,â patton says, and swallows, swiping his free hand along his jeans to get rid of the sweat, then swapping his hold on logan so he can do the same for the other. âforgive me father, for i have sinned. itâs been... i think two and a half years since my last confession.â
âmay god the father of all mercies help you make a good confession,â the priest says formally.
patton swallows, hard, eyes suddenly stinging.Â
âum, iâve. iâve lied,â he says. âto my parents, teachers, and friends. about who i am, what was happening to me. if i was happy or sad. if iâd done the work that was asked of me. about where i am, and what my plans were. are. i wasâi amâ deceitful and secretive.â
no response. patton guesses heâs just supposed to keep going, then.
âiâve been angry,â he says, and suddenly itâs difficult to look at logan, and the guilt that comes from saying all of this out loud, and how is he supposed to feel lighter? âaboutâabout the way others treated me, and i know iâm supposed to turn the other cheek, but iâi didnât, sometimes, and i spoke in words of anger or hurt, but it doesnât take away the fact that it was mean.
âiâve been sad,â patton says, âand ungrateful, and i didnât properly cherish what i had, what i could have. iâve been prideful, and greedy, and lustful, and wrathful, and envious. it feels like iâm making my way down the list of the deadly seven, so. thereâs that.
âiâve drankâalcohol, i meanâand iâve drank too much, a few times, and i canât remember all the stuff iâve done then but it was probably pretty bad. iâm not sure if thatâs a sin, but it feels like it should be, especially since iâm not of age.â
he chews his lip, and says, âiâve snuck out of the house, and lied about where i was, and shut out my parents for asking where i was. sometimes, iâd just... disappear. sneak out of the window, or wait until they were asleep, but iâd just sneak out of the house. iâm sure iâve worried them terribly.â
âiâve been...â he says, and his voice cracks. âiâve been a terrible son. iâve lied to my parents. iâve been cruel to them. i ran away from home without a word, and thereâs only been one phone call to tell that iâm not dead, which feels like iâm being unthoughtful at the least. iâve caused them so much worry, and pain, and iâm stuck in the middle of a choice that will either hurt me and my son, or hurt them even more, and iâi donât know if itâs a sin, choosing to hurt them, but it feels like it should be. and iâi donât know what to do?â
a beat, and then patton adds, âoh, i guess i had premarital sex, too. um, thatâs a sin,â he says, with a sobbing kind of laugh, swiping his fingers under his eyes. âi donât know if having a child outside of marriage is a sin, but it probably is, âcause of the whole sex thing, so add that one on there. iâve done a lot of bad things over the past couple years, but i think i covered the big ones and i wouldnât want to keep you for hours.â
âthatâs quite a list,â archie says, and patton gulps.
âyeah.â
âit must have weighed on you quite heavily.â
âyeah,â patton says, and a sob escapes him, involuntarily. âitâyeah.â
âand you are truly seeking repentance?â
âyeah,â patton says. âi mean, i think iâyeah.â
âwell,â archie says. âiâm afraid my advice mostly follows on what youâve been doing, which is changing your waysâyouâre making a living, youâre caring for your son.â
patton blinks, sniffling. âisnât the advice usually to pray my rosary five times, or something?â
âwell, if you feel itâll help, you can certainly do that too, iâm sure mary wouldnât be opposed,â archie says reasonably. âbut repentance âtrue repentance, in my mindâis a marked, vested interest in change. i certainly think that youâre doing that.â
âiâm changing,â patton says wearily. âtrust me, iâm changing. to say the least.â
âquite,â archie says. âand... i suppose the rosaries and stopping by more church services couldnât hurt, wouldnât you say?â
patton manages a giggleâa snotty, gross one, but a giggle. âsure. iâll say some rosaries.â
âall right,â archie says. âdo you remember the act of contrition? i can walk you through it, if you like.â
so archie walks him through it, before he says, âgod, the father of mercies, through the death and resurrection of his son has reconciled the world to himself and sent the holy spirit among us for the forgiveness of sins. through the ministry of the church, may god give you pardon and peace. and i absolve you from your sins in the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy spirit.â
âamen,â patton says.
ânow,â archie says. âgo forth, and go in peace.â
patton hesitates, before he says, âthank youâ and quickly scuttles out of the confessional.
heâs re-strapping logan to his chest out front, listening keenly for the rain, by the time archie re-emerges from the church.
âoh!â patton says, âumââ
archie holds up a hand, and says, âif you prefer, i can stick very firmly to the whole âconfessionals are privateâ aspect of it.â
patton blows out a slow breath of relief. âyes, iâd appreciate it.â
he makes sure that loganâs secure in the carrier, and archie nods at him.
âwell,â he says, âyouâd certainly be welcome at our christmas mass, if you like.â
âiâll think about it,â patton says, and admits, âiâm spending christmas with the danesâ, so iâm not really sure of my schedule.â
âoh, theyâre fine people,â archie says. âhave a nice day, and a merry christmas.â
âyou too, reverend,â patton says, and opens the black door, about to step out into the square, beforeâ
âpatton?â
âyes?â patton asks, turning around.
archie smiles thinly, before he says, âyou do realize that who youâve been offering to pray toâwell, mary was an unwed teenage parent too, you know.â
pattonâs lip quirks. he runs a hand over loganâs downy hair.
âhuh,â he says thoughtfully. âyou know, i guess she was.â
â
âhey. hope you didnât get caught in the rain.â
âno, no,â patton says, and tilts his head. âwellâi did, a bit, but i managed to steal away into the church so we didnât get too drenched.â
âoh, thatâsâgood,â virgil says, and similarly tilts his head. âi didnât know you wereâ?â
âraised catholic,â patton says. âi like church better here, i think. it seems lessââ
âhomophobic slash transphobic, yeah,â virgil says dryly. âarchieâs nice, he and david stop in here sometimes.â
âthatâs good,â patton says. âhowâs, um, the family being in town going?â
âgood enough, i guess,â virgil says, scratching at his temple with the eraser-end of his pencil. âumâtheyâre over there.â
patton glances to where heâs gesturing to see freddie, meredith, mark, and three people he doesnât know in a booth.
âesther and silas,â virgil elaborates. âtheyâre twins, second and third oldest. oh, and essieâs fiancĂ©e annabelle, too, sheâs the one in pink. wyattâs coming sometime tomorrow morning, heâs oldest.â
âthe surgeon?â
âthe surgeon,â virgil confirms.Â
âshould i go over and introduce myself?â patton asks uncertainly.
âmom and dad will take care of that for you,â virgil says. âcan i put in your order?â
âpasta with marinara and parmesan cheese?â patton asks.
âside salad too?â
âsure, side salad too. andââ
âdonât say it,â he says, trying not to sigh.
âcâmon, please,â patton begs. âi need caffeine, câmon, look at that face. look at that little baby faceââ
âdonât bring the baby into thisââ
âi have to bring the baby into this, heâs why i need it to stay awake to make sure i can take care of him, virgil, and you want him taken care of, donât you?â patton wheedles. virgil hesitates. wavers. sighs.
âyouâre on a limit, you hear me?â
ââcourse,â patton says happily.
âi mean it,â he says sternly.
âuh-huh, sure,â patton says.Â
âiâm serious.â
âof course you are,â patton says, and he must do a better job of looking less gloaty that time, because virgil sighs and notes it and heads back to the kitchen.
and, true to virgilâs word, meredith gets up and then gestures for everyone else to get up, and patton hastily waves at her, trying to get her not to, because really heâs just one person (well, one person and one very tiny person, who is easily carried) and thatâs six people, so he quickly cuts across the diner before they can move to get up.
âhi,â patton says.Â
âhi!â meredith says cheerfully. âthis is our son, silasââ
silas, who looks the most like virgil of any of the siblings patton has seen so far, nods his head in a little jerk of acknowledgment.Â
ââour daughter, estherââ
âessie,â she corrects, in a voice thatâs bright and cheerful, and patton likes her immediately.
ââand estherâs fiancĂ©e annabelle,â meredith finishes.
annabelle, whose hair is pulled back into twin puffs, smiles at him, her white teeth a contrast against her perfectly smooth, dark skin.
ânice to meet you,â she says.
ânice to meet you too,â patton says. âumâiâm patton, this is my son, logan.âÂ
my son. still so new, so wonderful to say.
âwould you like to have dinner with us?â meredith asks.
âoh!â patton says. âwell, i meanâyou donât have to, i know itâs probably family time, andââ
ânonsense!â meredith says. âplenty of space, youâre joining us for christmas, the proximity to a babyââ
âplease distract them,â essie says, jokingly, âdad keeps asking about wedding plans and i think heâs the only one who cares about napkin colors.â
âdetails are important,â mark says.
ânot when the weddingâs still nearly two years away, they donât,â annabelle quips.
âiâokay,â patton says, and so they end up pulling an extra chair at the table and mark basically immediately lays claim to holding logan first.Â
virgil exits from the kitchen, looks confused, before he lays eyes on patton and strides over.
âyour caffeine, which again you know is limited,â virgil scolds.
pattonâs about to say something teasing, like youâre not the boss of me or something, but a voice cuts in.
âsurely heâs old enough to decide if he wants caffeine if he has a baby,â the brotherâsilasâsays, and patton falters, fingers withdrawing from the mug. thereâs justâsomething. in his tone. that reminds him of withdrawing into a corner at chilton. which isnâtâitâs stupid, itâs his tone, itâs not like heâs said anything especially hurtful, butâ
â silas matthew,â mark says.
âwhat, he does,â silas says.Â
âyeah, he does, but heâs my friend and i donât want him overdosing on caffeine, si,â virgil says, and silas scowls.
patton tries to come up with something to say, fails, and ends up shifting in his seat as virgil and his brother glare daggers at each other, before virgil double-checks that everyoneâs drink is okay and going back to the kitchen.
heâs my friend.
wellâof course, patton had thought that virgil was his friend, heâd said when they met, hadnât he, iâll be your person, but he just kind of figured that virgil was being nice and helpful, butâ
heâs my friend.
no one other than christopher has voluntarily called patton their friend since he came out. (and even christopher was pretty leery about doing that in public.)
patton directs his smile into his mug of hot cocoa/coffee.
the conversation moves on swiftly. annabelle ends up prodding essie into telling a story from work, and sheâs apparently a coding analyst (seriously, the array of jobs in this family???) and has a horrific coworker. really, itâs mostly annabelle venting about how essie gets taken advantage of at work, and essie going âwell, i wouldnât sayâ and annabelle going âno, you deserve better,â and the only time essie really indulges in the venting is when it comes to the way the coworker treats other coworkers.Â
honestly? patton can admire a partner sticking up for their partner. heâd like to have a partner like that one day.
oh, great. and now heâs thinking of christopher, and that distinct, bittersweet but way more bitter than sweet ending, and his âwhat are you going to do?â and patton doesnât know what heâs going to do and now heâs gotta redirect his train of thought now .
âhey, pat, watch out, hot plate,â virgil says, and patton lets out a sigh of relief that he hopes isnât too noticeable. âplus, salad.â
âthanks, v.â
âaaand parmesan,â he says, setting the little adorable bowl with the little adorable spoon that the diner uses to give out things like parmesan.Â
âit looks great,â patton says truthfully, and, after virgil withdraws, patton folds his hands in his lap.Â
it takes a couple minutes for meredith to glance sidelong at hm.
âare you not hungry, patton, sweetheart?â meredith asks, and oh no, now everyone is looking at him, andâand patton, sweetheart, the same way he says logan, sweetheart, is that just a parent thing or?
âoh, no i am, butââ patton says, ruffled, âbut, i, um, itâthe way i was raised, you wait until everyone has gotten their food before you start eating, or else itâsâor else youâre being rude. so.â
âwhat planet are you from?â silas asks, and sure, said by anyone else, it could be a joke, butâbut itâs that tone again, andâ
âsilas,â essie hisses.
â what, i know youâre thinking it tooââ
âlook, iâmaybe a little, before i met patton, but look at him, he seems perfectly nice, heâs been nothing but polite, he doesnât seem anything likeââ
âkids,â meredith says, clipped, and both fall silent. patton swallows.
âyou can eat,â meredith says gently. âreally, eat. even the best pasta never tastes very good cold. i promise we wonât think youâre rude.â
patton chews his lip for a few seconds, but everyone is staring at him still, and just to make them stop he picks up his fork and starts mixing up the salad, so the dressingâs more easily dispersed, and taking a bite.
(if he eats his salad first, itâs almost like heâs the only person who ordered something during the salad and soup course, and thatâthat isnât rude, refusing to eat that would mean that a waiter wouldnât come to clear it away and everyone would have to wait longer for their food, so eating that quickly was polite, so there!)
he manages to make eating his salad last until everyone elseâs food gets there, and so, cringing only slightly, licks off his fork and uses the same one to eat his pasta. when heâd first asked for an extra fork, virgil had asked if his had fallen on the ground, and he said, âno, you just forgot to give me a salad fork,â and virgil had laughed for about ten seconds before saying âoh, youâre serious?â
he can practically feel his etiquette teacher entering death throes at the faintest whiff of what heâs doing right nowâwell, if everything else patton had already done wouldnât have killed her first.
he digs into his pasta a moment after meredith takes a bite out of her french dip.
everyone eats slowly; patton stays mostly quiet, listening as attentively as he can, as they reminisce about family times past, laughing at jokes when he understands them, passing condiments when necessary.
so he listens and learns things. it turns out annabelleâs a pediatric nurse, and silas installs and repairs electrical power lines. estherâs food-themed nickname is pumpkin and silasâ is peanut, and meredith and mark spend a solid minute attempting to debate one for annabelle, now that sheâs just about part of the family. apparently, the danesâ do a big breakfast-for-dinner thing on christmas, which sounds delicious, frankly, and patton should not be sad about the slim-to-none chance of them having something apple-tart-adjacent being snatched away, it was absurd to even privately hope for it anyway. it turns out that that tone wasnât just a silas thing, wasnât just how silas talked, itâs just how silas talks when he talks to patton ; he seems quiet, like virgil, and patton guesses virgilâs dad, which is fine, of course, itâs more than fine, butâbut what did patton do? he didnât say anything mean to him, he wasnât rude, he was justâheâs just patton.
well. itâs not like silas is the first person to dislike patton just because of who he is. and itâs not like people usually tell him the reasons why, other than the transphobic ones.
other than thatâwhich really patton should have seen coming, honestly, heâs him, sideshire had been too good to be true, itâs almost a sign that patton hasnât exited reality now that someone sees and acts like he's unlikeable again, a near-comforting return to earthâthe dinnerâs really nice. annabelle and esther are an adorable, lovely couple, and mark and meredith are welcoming, which he knew already, and even silas is kind of funnyâa little like virgil, but virgilâs funnier than silas, and virgilâs much less acidic about it.
when patton moves to stretch his back, he canât help but notice that the dinerâs practically empty. itâs just them, and a few workers, and virgil at the register, punching some order or other in. the family starts drifting slowly out, and logan, of course, starts crying, so patton says his goodbyes and bears logan away to the bathroom to see if he needs anything.Â
it turns out heâs hungry, and patton hates the prickle of unease he feels in his stomach, every time. heâd read books, articles, and so many talked about the joy of feeding your baby, and the joyful bonding with your baby, and yes, there are parts of it patton likesâthe way logan seems to reach for him, relaxing in his arms, the opportunity to sit down alone with logan and just be with him, and to be sure that heâs well-fed and happy. that stuff, patton likes.
itâs all the rest of itâthe technical, practical, actual stuff that tends to come with feeding loganâthat patton really strongly heavily dislikes. which he feels terrible about, and then feels terrible that he feels terrible, and itâs this terrible, terrible cycle.Â
so patton tries his best to focus on the parts he likes, and not the aspects of dysphoria that nearly crush him, he tries, he really does, but itâs hard.
but he does it. and he breathes a sigh of relief when itâs all done, the way he always does, before he walks around and burps logan and makes sure theyâre both all settled in and ready to present themselves to society, the routine ending parts that he uses to redirect his thoughts and not think about top dysphoria.
pattonâs about to turn the corner to walk back into the diner, where silas is the only one left at the table, knotting his scarf around his neck, exceptâexcept thereâs a shadowy figure looming at the door, and then the person walks in.
heâs never even seen this person before and frankly, thereâs a lot to look at. sure, he doesnât know everyone at sideshire, but complete and total strangers that heâs never even seen before have been rarer and rarer.
this man, he would have remembered.
though he doesnât look very old, heâs got a strong white streak in his hair that patton isnât entirely sure is dye. he has a mustache, too, one of the ones that an old-timey villain strapping some poor damsel to the train tracks would have, and bags under his eyes that might even rival virgilâs. but what really makes him stand out is the outfit.
heâs wearing a velvet-y looking tophat, black with a moldy green ribbon wound around the base of it, sitting jauntily slanted on his head, like itâs about to fall off. the ribbon matches his moldy green, velvety suit jacket that heâs wearing over a t-shirt that pattonâs pretty sure says art thou nasty? in that old-timey, blackletter font thatâs always in storybooks. heâs also wearing overalls, or maybe just really high-waisted pants with matching suspenders, patton canât tell, with an eyewatering hawaiian-shirt type pattern in too-neon oranges and greens. and heeled boots, with a curled toe, the kinds elves are always shown wearing in santaâs workshop.
if his fashion sense is always like that, patton really would have remembered seeing him.
silas, on the other hand, looks like he definitely knows who this man isâhe almost bares his teeth in a kind of snarl, which the man doesnât notice.
âoh, virgil!â the man trills in a nasally, somewhat unpleasant voice, and virgil peeks in from the kitchen.
âremus, hey, man,â virgil says. âweâre closing up, so foodâs probably out of the question, but i could get you some coffee or somethââ
âcanât a man see his old buddy, old chum?â the manâremus, patton guessesâsays, with a twirl of his hand.
âi mean, i guess,â virgil says. âwhy... now, though?â
remus grins, and turns in his seat to wiggle his fingers at silas with a near-flirtatious wink. silas looks like heâs fuming.
âyeah,â virgil comments. âokay, i see your point.â
remus turns back in his chair, and, in the process, locks eyes with patton, whoâs justâhe doesnât know why he isnât walking out into the diner, but now theyâre in the middle of a conversation and it would be awkwardâ and winks again, before turning his attention fully back to virgil.
â anyway,â remus says. âtoday, i bring forth the news that pregnancy is, quite possibly, one of the most disgusting things to happen to the human body and i am enamored with the concept.â
âyouâre telling me this on the day before christmas eve?â virgil says.
âseriously, i mean, think about it,â remus says. âyour body thinks that thing is a parasite. you pee yourself a little when you even sneeze. your nose can just start bleeding out of nowhere, like youâre possessed or something! isnât that awesome?â
ânot for pregnant people, iâm sure,â virgil says.
âpuking, rashes, random lines appearing all over your body, drooling and hemorrhoids and weird ankle swelling, and you can see the baby moving under your belly like itâs about to be a chestburster from alien, â remus rattles off happily. âdid you know that the whole start to giving birth is losing your mucus plug? that even sounds nasty!â
âman, rem, if only you could get pregnant to have all these joyous experiences,â virgil says, with the expression that makes it seem like heâs heard monologues like this before and that this is not, even in the slightest, a weird occurrence for this man.
âwell, with my help, isadora is, and thatâll have to be good enough,â remus says.
pattonâs never seen virgilâs jaw drop before. itâs kinda funny.
âi,â virgil says, and, clearly looking for something to say, mouth moving with words heâs trying to articulate, but he can only say â what?â
remus tosses something like heâs throwing confetti, and patton recognizes the familiar filmy texture of a sonogram as it flutters through the air, landing on the counter with a crinkling noise as it folds on impact.
âitâll be three months on the seventh, so sheâs finally cleared off her threats of practicing very elaborate knife tricks on me so i can start telling people now,â remus says. âand i am telling everyone. everything. about pregnancy. it is so gross. itâs practically seven novels worth of gross. i canât believe people just walk around pretending like itâs all pregnancy glow and gentle little kicks and slightly odd cravings, people can crave lead and babies can break ribs, you know?â
virgil slowly picks up the prints, paging through them, and he shakes his head in disbelief.
âthat is either going to be the weirdest baby on the face of the planet, or the most terrifyingly disciplined one, and i canât figure out which idea freaks me out more,â he admits.
âyes, isadora thought the combination of our genes would be a gamble, but frankly it is a gamble i was very willing to make,â remus says.Â
âyouâre having a baby,â virgil repeats, and lets out a disbelieving laugh. âholy shit, man, youâre having a kid. congratulations.â
remus grins. patton isnât sure if thatâs his âiâm very happyâ smile or what, but he looks... just slightly deranged. maybe thatâs just his face, though, patton shouldnât be passing judgment.
âso. thatâs what i wanted to tell you.â
âyeah, good thing you did,â virgil says. âwow. a kid .â
a pause, before virgil continues, âi feel like i should get you somethingâyou want coffee, on the house? thatâs about the most i can do right now, i donât have champagne or anything.â
âwith mayonnaise and orange soda, remember.â
patton nearly pukes. god, he hopes he means all of that separately.
âhow could i possibly forget, you absolute freak of nature,â virgil says, and he sounds fond. âiâll be right back.â
a brief pause as virgil vanishes into the kitchen.
âfuck you,â silas says.
âaw, honeyface, you say the nicest things,â remus says, âi know youâre straight, you know iâm gay, but even i have to draw a line at fucking the tedious big brothers of my friends. i mean, look at you. youâre just too vanilla for me, sweetiebear, you couldnât handle all this without your mind melting out of your ears like jell-o with fruit inside.â
pattonâs nose wrinkles at that mental picture. ick.
âyou know what i mean, you psychopath,â silas says. âstay away from my brother.â
âoh, but he wants me here, si,â remus says.
âdonât call me that.â
ââi mean, at least iâm his friend, you couldnât get along with virgil if your life depended on it,â remus says, almost amused. âdoesnât that just frustrate you, si? donât you want to put those big, strong hands of yours around his neck and choke him, you get so angry?â
âshut up,â silas snarls.
âyou can tell me to shut up all you like, but i never will,â remus says, grinning, and he definitely looks more than slightly deranged. âi know youâve thought about it, si, you must have, or are you forgetting those times heâd show up to me with a bloody nose and iâd come up with a plan?â
âwe wereâwe were fucking kids, thatâs notââ
âoh, itâs not the same,â remus simpers. âitâs not the same, anymore, of course itâs not, youâre both big boys, i bet your brain has gone into those big boy scenarios. what do you think would work best?â
patton shrinks further and further behind the doorway, a mounting sense of horror growing with remusâ every word.
âknife, do you think? itâd be ironic if you killed him in his own diner, with his own knife. or maybe you just nudge him the wrong way and he trips on down the stairs and just a tiny little broken bone in exactly the right place, thatâs all it would take. orââ
âiâm not killing my brother,â silas says. âi want you to stay the fuck away from him.â
âoh, of course not youâre not killing your brother, si,â remus says. âbut i bet you want to kill me. thatâd keep me away for a very... long... time , wouldnât it?â
a silence looms, so great and so dense that even patton, who isnât even involved in the conversation, feels like heâs being crushed under the weight of it. patton holds his breath, and clings to logan, praying that he doesnât wake up and start crying and draw attention to where patton is hidden away, where he can see virgil emerging from the kitchen.
virgil pauses, a gently steaming to-go cup in his hand, and surveys the room, where silas stands with shaking fists and remus lounges indolently at the counter. he surveys them for one moment. two.
âsorry, remus,â virgil says quietly, breaking the silence, but not the tension. âi think you better go. but itâs, um. bottom of the pot, near-burned stuff. just like you like it.â
âright, right, closing and then yelling at your brother, i get it,â remus says, swiping the to-go cup and taking an experimental sip and sighing exaggeratedly. âyouâre good to me, v. itâs absolutely horrific. merry christmas, happy hanukkah, jocund kwanzaa, mirthful yule, blithe saturnalia, all that jazz. iâll sacrifice a goat for you.â
âeven after all these years, i can never tell if youâre joking,â virgil says.
âand,â remus says, with a doff of his cap before he puts it on, just as crooked as before, âyou never shall. ta-ta, honeyface, bye, shmoopsie-pudding, call me up if you ever want death via hookup!â
he jumps in the air, clicks his heels, and twirls his way out the door.
well , patton thinks. thatâs certainly a first impression.
and thereâs that silence again, beforeâ
âwhat the fuck is he doing here.â
âyou heard him, silas, heâs gonna have a kid,â virgil says, sounding exhausted. âhe wanted to tell me.â
âdoes he come around often?â
âyeah, shocker, he comes to one of three places to eat in town sometimes,â virgil says. âleave it.â
âam i supposed to leave it when you start breaking windows at dooseâs grocery again?â silas retorts, and patton blinks.
virgilâs jaw works, for a few seconds, before he says, âremus is my friend. did we do dumb shit? yeah, we did. is it any of your business? no, soââ
âitâs my business, youâre my brother,â silas snaps. âthis was mom and dadâs diner, iâm not going to let you ruin itââ
âiâm not going to fucking ruin it, iâve been running it just fine on my ownââ
ââif you keep talking with him, you are going to ruin it, you ruin everything,â silas bites out.
virgil removes the towel on his shoulder and throws it down on the counter furiously. âi didnât realize we were seven again, siââ
âdonât call meââ
ââiâm running the diner well, itâs going fine, and just because youâre bitter that i happen to like my job and you hate yoursââ
ââyouâre going to ruin it, like you ruined mom and dad when you were acting like you did with himââ
âi did not ruin mom and dad,â virgil says sharply. âdo they seem ruined, to you?â
ââthey were worried about you all the fucking time, because they knew when youâd get home youâd have some other shit that you got into because you just surround yourself with bad peopleââ
ââyou included, apparently,â virgil mutters, not quite under his breath.
âand that kid thatâs coming to christmas now?â
virgil tenses; patton draws back further into the shadows, praying and praying and praying that logan will stay asleep.
âwhatâs his fucking deal, then?â silas snaps. âhow old is he, fifteen, and heâs got a baby? i mean, jesus christ, could he not stop to think for five seconds?â
patton swallows, hard, staring at his own feet.
âshut up, silas.â
âwhat, is he like, the teenage version of remus, now? god, poor kid. poor remusâ kid, seriously, there should be a ban on people like that procreatingââ
âi said,â virgil says, looking angrier than pattonâs ever seen him, âshut the fuck up, silas. heâs a good kid, he needs help, what kind of shit are you going through to push your issues with remus onto him ?â
âi mean, seriously,â silas says. âwhere are his fucking parents? did they kick him out because he was too weird, like remusâ should have, or is he just running from town to town, because his parents saw through all of that and he didnât want to faceââ
âget the fuck out.â
silas stops. âwhat did you just say?â
âi said,â virgil says, âget the fuck out, silas.â
âyou canât do that,â silas says, âyou arenât the boss of me.â
âno, maybe not,â virgil says. âbut iâm the boss of here. itâs my name on the building and the lease, so itâs pretty within my rights to tell you to get the fuck out.â
silas hesitates.
âdo you need me to come out from behind here and throw you out?â virgil barks, and silas sneers, grabbing his coat and throwing it on, before walking out with a much angrier jangle of the bell, and the slam of the door.
virgil plants his hands flat on the counter and bows his head, taking a deep breath in, holding it, and letting it out. again. again.
âi know youâre there, patton,â he calls wearily, and patton flinches.Â
âiâm not mad at you,â virgil continues. âyou can come out, itâs okay.â
patton chews his lip, before, sheepishly, he shuffles out into the diner.
âhow much of that did you hear?â
patton chews his lip more, shifts his hold on logan. â...snippets.â
âall of it, then,â virgil says, and patton sighs.
âjust from, um. the manâremus?âcoming in.â
âokay, yeah, all of it,â virgil says, and rubs a hand over his eyes. â shit. i was hoping si wouldnât do that this year, i thought distance would help. iâm sorry he dragged you into it.â
âi mean, itâsââ patton says, and he frowns. âi mean, it isnât okay, butââ
âyeah, itâs not okay,â virgil says. âchrist, iâm so sorry.â
âitâs not your fault,â patton says.
âi mean, seriously, him assuming stuff about your situation was so not okay, on so many levels, and i justââ
âitâs not your fault,â patton repeats, because he really doesnât want to think about it.Â
âi justââ virgil rubs a hand over his eyes. â god. silas has always hated remus, and, i mean, the rest of my family didnât like him but at least they were polite about it, andââ
âwhy?â
âwhy what?â
âwhy didnât they like remus,â patton elaborates.
virgil hesitates, before he sighs, rubbing a hand across the back of his neck. âitâs kind of a long story.â
âi mean,â patton says, and tugs over the baby carrier before he settles logan inside, âweâre friends, right? friends can tell each other long stories.â
virgil hesitates, surveying his face, before he sighs. âyeah, all right. you should probably know in case it comes up tomorrow slash on christmas, anyway.â
patton hops up onto the barstool, eager to leave the part of silas and virgilâs argument about him and his situation behind.
âuh, well,â virgil says. âgod, okay. um. so, you know i have anxiety.â
âright.â
âi wasnâtââ he sighs, runs his hand through his hair. âi wasnât in the best place, i guess, i was... i was lashing out a lot, or isolating myself, and my parents are saints, you know, but i meanâi donât blame them for kind of losing it with me, sometimes? they had five kids, and the diner, and me saying rude shâstuff, right, the baby, sorryâme saying rude stuff and refusing to make peace and just ignoring them every day couldnât have been easy, you know?
âso, to make a long story a little shorter, i ended up kind of... identifying with outsiders, you know? and thereâs no bigger outsider in sideshire than remus duke, so thatâs who i hung out with. heâs older than me, by a few years, but he neverâi mean, he never held that over my head, like silas did sometimes, and iâd tell him things, and he never really seemed to judge me for it.Â
âhe was... well, you saw him, you heard him. heâs a strange guy. and sure, sometimes the stuff remus would do would scare me, butâbut he was a good guy, deep down, you know? he helped me. the whole, like, being an outsider thing, and then kind of waking up to everything that i could do that would be way worse than, say, running a diner, it helped, in a really weird way, butâbut i did some stupid stuff.â
âyou were like me,â patton realizes quietly.
ânot exactly,â virgil hedges. âi walked the line of juvenile detention a lot more than you, tagging and graffiti and egging houses and that kind of thing, butâbut yeah. i can sympathize with doing stuff that might not be the best for you when youâre a hurting teenager.âÂ
thereâs a pause, before virgil clears his throat and says, âanyway. it's not like silas and remus ever got along, but it got way worse after i became friends with him, i think silas got it into his head that remus was influencing me, or peer-pressuring me, or that iâm just a bad person instead of someone who made some mistakes, and heâs just held a grudge about it since. so.â
patton has the feeling heâs getting the shortest possible version of the story, with almost all the details cut out, but. he thinks he gets it.Â
âand now your family doesnât like him because... because you did that stuff?â
âyeah, essentially,â virgil says. âor, well. they think iâve grown up, and they think remus hasnât.â
wellâpatton doesnât think theyâre wrong. goading silas while virgilâs outside of earshot didnât seem like the most mature thing to do, but.
âi think i get it,â patton says. âi meanâyou arenât doing stupid stuff now, so. itâs not a crime to be friendly with someone.â
âyeah, exactly,â virgil says. â exactly. remus is a good enough guy when you get to know him, when his kidâs born i could introduce you and logan, since i guess theyâd be in the same grade, and i justâ god , silas is such a word i canât say in front of the baby sometimes, you know?â
patton nods, and itâs like it sets loose the floodgates. virgil rants about silas (âmom and dad say itâs because weâre both too alike, but god , the things he says sometimes iâd never even dream of saying to a personâs face, you know?â) and the various arguments theyâve had over the years, and how virgil gets along with his siblings, most of the time, but thereâs just something about silas thatâs always gotten under his skin, and vice versa, and silas had always been a bit more sporty than he had and so when virgil hit his growth spurt late it almost seemed like silas was disappointed they couldnât get away with âchildish rough-housingâ anymore, and silas didnât like his job, everyone in the family knew that, but seriously if it was getting this bad to the point where heâs being this mean (well, virgil said a different word, and then said, âsorry, right, the baby, sorry!â) then it may well have been worth it just to quit, even if there wasnât a paycheck waiting for him, and virgil loves him because heâs his brother but if they werenât brothers, virgil really doesnât know how heâd feel about him, he really doesnât, andâ
âgod, patton, iâm sorry,â virgil says. âiâm so sorry.â
patton blinks. âsorry for what?â
âwell, for dumping all of this on you, and itâs so late, and youâreâyâknow, youâre having a rough time as is, i shouldnât be adding to that byââ
âvirgil, stop,â patton says quietly. âi meanâiâm kind of glad that youâre ranting like this.â
virgil stops. âyou are?â
âyeah,â patton says. âi mean, iâi dunno, this might be weird, but everyoneâs been treating me so nice. which isnât bad, of course it isnât, but hearing about someone elseâs problems and being talked to about them, itâit makes me feel more like a person and less like a charity case, you know?â
virgil considers this.
âi donât know, maybe itâs weird, and itâs just a me thing,â patton says quickly, looking off to the side, away from that contemplative gaze.
âno, no, i think i get it,â virgil says. âitâs... taking your mind off things. letting you focus on something else.â
patton lets out a breath of relief. âyeah. yeah, exactly.â
âand thereâs a lot to keep your mind off of,â virgil says, and patton looks down, guilty, chewing his lip.
âwhat?â virgil says.
âi justââ patton chews his lip. âno, itâs not your problem. i should be able to handle it just fine.â
âi,â virgil begins, looking concerned, before he says, âyouâre sure?â
âyeah, iâmâiâm sure,â patton says. heâs trying to figure out if he wants to be emancipated or not. that kind of shows that he should be independent, right? he shouldnât go around putting all of his problems on other people. theyâre his problems.
âokay,â virgil says. âjustâthis whole ranting to each other thing is a two-way street, you know.â
âone you havenât crossed until tonight,â patton says, and leans to pick up logan. âno, itâll be okay. i should probably get back to the inn anyways, itâs late.â
âdo you want me to walk you back?â
âno, no, thatâs okay,â patton says. âum. thanks for dinner and stuff tonight, andâand for the whole family christmas thing tomorrow. iâm looking forward to it.â
âwell,â virgil says. âgood. iâm glad. and iâll try to have a word with silas about not being a jerk to you.â
âi appreciate it,â patton says, walking slowly back to the door. âum. night, v.â
ânight, pat. night, logan,â he adds, and patton opens the door and lets it shut behind him.
where are his fucking parents? did they kick him out because he was too weird, like remusâ should have, or is he just running from town to town, because his parents saw through all of that and he didnât want to faceâ
god, patton, iâm sorry, iâm so sorry, for dumping all of this on you, and itâs so late, and youâreâyâknow, youâre having a rough time as is, i shouldnât be adding to that byâ
and thereâs a lot to keep your mind off of.
there is. there is a lot to keep his mind off of. he has a colicky infant. even with a paycheck, pattonâs funds are rapidly depleting and he should have started paying attention to his finances sooner. he broke up with his boyfriend (?) his childhood best friend, the closest thing he thinks heâs ever had to love (he loved christopher, he loves him, and nowâ) he ran away. his emancipation. his parentsâ reaction to both of those things. seeing his parents again. will he see his parents again? whatâs he going to do about school? whatâs he going to be about loganâs school? his body is an absolute nightmare of dysphoriaâhe canât bind down his chest for at least four more months, if not longer, and he knows that feeding logan is supposed to be a time for bonding but patton can hardly bring himself to look most of the time, tries to do it in the dark when he can, and his bodyweight is all out of whack and his appetite comes and goes and heâs only just stopped bleeding and thank goodness itâs done now but god, no one had warned him that heâd be bleeding for so long after giving birth. heâs achy and exhausted and sometimes when logan starts crying and keeps crying in the middle of the night patton will cry right with him, sobbing even as he tries to bounce logan into calming down, andâ
âand thereâs a lot to keep his mind off of. but virgilâgod, not for one second, not for one second was virgil one of the things he was worried about hurting him. he never would be. the rest of his life, though...
he wonders, bleakly, how many minutes of sleep heâll get tonight between the colicky baby and the stomach-churning guilt.
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What star sign is the last person you text messaged? Aries
How did you feel when you woke up today? not well
Do you know what the person you're dating is doing at this moment? napping
Who was the last person to make you cry with laughter? my gf
Who was the last person you talked about sex/love with? either her or my father
Who introduced you to the person you're in a relationshop with? my high school classmate K.K.
How many brothers does your father have? two
When was the last time you did something which you knew was wrong? I donât know whatâs wrong and what not, ugh...
Do you still speak to your first crush? nope
If you could get your own house with one friend, who would you pick? dad but Iâd prefer to live alone
Which is worse, too-tight clothes or much too-loose clothes? too tight are worse
What is something that you are willing to fight for? hmm...
If you jump, can you touch the ceiling of the room youâre in? noooo
Which do you think is worse: ear aches or tooth aches? tooth aches
How many different colors are you wearing right now? 3 (4 counting panties)
You can only listen to one band for the rest of your life, who do you pick? omg I canât choose :o
Do you like big or small cars better? big
What store do you get the majority of your shoes from? *shrug*
What place, in your mind, is heaven on earth? How about hell on earth? thereâs no such thing as heaven on Earth to me as I would bring myself there and ruin everything but almost whole planet is hell mostly because of people
Do you think there is anything scary about midnight? midnight is the time of ghosts but no longer minute before and/or after :PÂ
Can you snap with both of your hands? yep
In your opinion what is the absolute worst house chore? laundry?
How young do you think is too young to get married? definitely under 20 but I think itâs best to get married 30+
Who do you think is the dumbest superhero? I canât believe Green lantern is an actual superhero...
Would you rather be a hair stylist or a clothes designer? clothes designer
Would you rather be 3 inches taller or shorter than you are now? taller
Are there any foods that you think smell good, but taste bad? possibly
Would you ever stay overnight at any of your neighbors houses? why would I?Â
Do you think it would be cooler to play a hero or the villain in a movie? hero
If you had the last name of your favorite actor, what would your name be? I like many actors so...
how many syllables does your first name consist of?: 3
do you know someone who is allergic to chocolate?: used to know
have you worn a dress [casual, formal, etc] within the past week?: not within the past week
when was the last time you saw the last person you kissed?: days ago
is that person your significant other?: yup
last person you talked to on the phone and what was it about?: mom, I informed her she probably didnât take out the matches from my pocket and now sheâs washing my shorts with âem inside the machine and my instinct was right so she turned it off in the last moment, minutes or even seconds later water would soak the package and that could ruin the clothes, I wish she checked or asked while taking my stuff away
got any plans today?: been to laboratory, done shopping but am too tired to help my parents in carrying woodÂ
were you born in an odd or even numbered year?: even
did you drive anywhere at all today?: took the bus
which of your parents did you see last?: both at once
describe your current shirt: black tee Nie kaĆŒdy musi mnie lubiÄ w koĆcu nie kaĆŒdy ma dobry gust with Lil My
are you currently listening to music?: Iâm very picky about songs today
do you fill out your own surveys or do you think itâs just weird?: I do
where did you buy the shoes you last wore?: Biedronka (Tom & Rose)
last disappointment?: health issuesÂ
do you still talk to the person you first kissed?: yeah
did you seriously believe that the opposite sex had cooties in elementary?: I didnât think about thatÂ
did you take a nap today?: I barely ever take naps in general
name something random in your car: I donât own a car
would/did you cheat on someone for revenge or if they wouldnât find out? neither
would you rather be remembered for something bad or forgotten? forgotten
would you date someone twice your age for money? only if I really had to survive and there was no other way but not forever?
rate your self-confidence, 1 being insecure, and 10 being cocky. Iâm insecure but not sure how muchÂ
are you content? I wish
would you knowingly be who someone cheats on someone else with? cheats with me on someone they pretend to love? hell no
would you sleep with a teacher to pass a class you were failing? ewww, yuk
have you ever contemplated physically hurting yourself or another? mhm
are you prejudice against any groups of people? I am
is there anything you chose to be ignorant about? (war, animal rights, etc) maybe
would you replace any family members if possible (& who)? oh well...
do you lie when asked how youâre doing? what for? to blame then for not noticing? to be an ass whoâs lying?...
do you have any plans for tomorrow? meeting with M.
are you able to get a tan? not much
the next time you are on an airplane, where will you be traveling to? umm... no thx
are you satisfied with the picture on your id card? could be worse but also could be better
what are your chances of getting with your crush? I'm taken
what color is your car? no car!
is the song youâre currently listening to being sung by a male or female? two women
where did you get the shirt that youâre wearing? it was a gift
how tall is the last person you kissed? taller than me
is anybody in the room with you right now? not rn
how long have you been with your significant other, if you have one? 3 months
do you enjoy dried fruit? meh
Howâs your day going? blergh
What does your umbrella look like? I borrow my parentsâ umbrella, I hate umbrellas
Do you share a room with anyone? there are furniture with stuff inside that donât belong to me
Do you have socks on? Describe them. grey
Are you one of those people who has like a hundred apps on their phone? I have spotify, choices, tumblr, tik tok, fb and messenger
Do you have good reflexes? I guess
Picture you think is cute.
Do you like blowing bubbles? sometimes
Are you better at posing good questions or coming up with outrageous dares? depends
Has there been a celebrity death that really affected you? I cried after some celebs but thatâs all
If youâre out of high school, have you stayed in touch with your high school friends? I havenât :(
Do you think, if it came down to it, that youâd be able to kill someone? I believe I might
Are you good at rating things? am not
Do you get into a lot of arguments? :x
Can you pass for older than you are? canât even pass for my real age lmfao
Do you talk a lot? at times
Are you capable of finishing a game of Monopoly? itâs not that hard
Do you own any tie-dye clothing? I hate tie-dyeÂ
How much soda do you drink in a week? - Do you like being asked questions? love Are you nosy? slightly
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Have you ever ate glue? wtf
When is the last time you took a picture? this day
If you could know one thing about the future, what would it be? when will I die for example
Do you like Ellen Degeneres? sheâs awful
Are you comfortable dancing in public? whatever
Would you like to live to be 110 years old? I wanna die already
Do you like getting your picture taken? Iâm ugly
Do you like being the X or the O when you play tic tac toe? X
What do you think is the most popular name for a girl? I checked:
Zofia Hanna Julia Zuzanna Alicja Maja Helena Maria Oliwia Pola
What about a boy?
Jan Franciszek Antoni Aleksander StanisĆaw Jakub Adam Leon MikoĆaj Szymon
*do ya like any?
How many people are around you right now? my familyâs in the kitchen eating so Iâm alone
Do spicy foods give you heartburn or make you make you gassy? both and more
Is body hair attractive or unattractive to you? itâs normal/natural?
Do you prefer bare feet or socks? socks
Hard wood floor or carpet? hardwood
Would you ever want to work in a toy store? yasss
Do you like asking questions better or answering? answering
Do you follow your head or heart more? head
Would you rather give up your hand or your foot? foot
Have you ever tried crowd surfing? too risky and no fun
If you could have 16 wishes, tell me just one you wish: I donât need 16, 3 are enough
Do you like the movie Bambi? If so, who is your favorite on there? I donât remember BambiÂ
Would you rather be on the computer all day or watch TV? computer
Would you rather be a police man or a firefighter? police
Do you like jokes or riddles better? jokes
Do you like onion rings? disgusting
Do you like odd or even numbers better? even are easier to count
Last song you heard? Marroon 5 - Animals
Ocean or lake? lake
Do you know a lot of people with the middle name Marie? weird but no, Anna is more popular
Do you like loud or quiet people better? smth in between unless in public - quiet strangers are better
Taking pictures or getting your picture taken? taking
Do you like chocolate? meh
Favorite day of the year? New yearâs eve?
Favorite holiday? same
Crayons or markers? markers
Snookie or Vinny? Snookie
have you ever been to an animal shelter? that would break my heart
are you tired right now?
who is the worst actor or actress in your opinion? there are plenty have you ever bought someone else lingerie? nope where are your parents right now? run around the house like crazy if you have a dog, does it bark a lot? luckily not, he howls rarely too have you ever seen a magic show? sure can you juggle? I tried to learn but failed
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